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February 2014
30265887Banished Quest 1We are cast out into the desert for slandering a prince.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-02-16 50 
30305969Banished Quest 2We explore an abandoned fortress and set off north once more.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-02-18 39 
30392208Banished Quest 3We meet a strange huntress, explore a village, and then flee a village. Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-02-22 39 
30436630Banished Quest 4We return to the ruined fortress to get our money. Then learn to manipulate fire. Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-02-24 39 
30459080Banished Quest 5We reach Anthus, commission a custom weapon, and meet our brother. Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-02-25 39 
30506828Banished Quest 6A short thread in which Soma has to leave early. We finish up at the Academy and then go to a tannery. Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-02-27 39 
30526725Banished Quest 6.5We commission some armor, head for Licae, learn a new spell, and start exploring a dungeon.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-02-28 39 
March 2014
30548262Banished Quest 7We explore the unknown, purge the unclean, and mess with technology beyond our understanding.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest 2014-03-01 39 
30611951Banished Quest 8We solve the generator problem, meet an AI, and take over the ruin. Sorta.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest 2014-03-04 39 
30654661Banished Quest 9We get ambushed by constructs, cause the ceiling to collapse, and discover some phat loot.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-03-06 39 
30665078Banished Quest 10Soma pulls a double feature, then crashes and goes to bed. Hopefully picks up in the morning.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-03-06 39 
30712323Banished Quest 11We go back to grab the guar, make a break for Anthus, and meet Sadik on the way.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-03-09 39 
30834186Banished Quest 12We reach Anthus, visit the Academy, and are thrust into the forgotten realm of a dead god.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-03-15 39 
30855048Banished Quest 13A god tells us we're being watched, we eat breakfast, and then relax and read books after our near death experience.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-03-16 39 
30894754Banished Quest 14We read some scrolls, drag Profectus out of a whorehouse, and negotiate for magic items.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-03-18 38 
30903026Banished Quest 14.5We put an AI bent on world domination in a new body, take an another job, and finally reach Master Rank in Water.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-03-18 38 
30936089Banished Quest 15We finally pick up the weapon and armor we ordered, and then spoil our companions.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-03-20 38 
April 2014
31184164Banished Quest 16We're back after a week long break! We invent wargaming in this setting! We go to a bar!Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-04-01 39 
31223331Banished Quest 17Short thread which Soma calls early due to a caffeine crash. Will hopefully either resume or pick up in a new thread tomorrow.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-04-03 37 
31247134Banished Quest 17.5We get hassled by a racist, break and heal a kid's shoulder, and finally figure out burst.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-04-04 39 
31260696Banished Quest 18We get a good night's rest. Our robot kills some people. We am become gods.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-04-05 39 
31283673Banished Quest 19We die, then go on to have a particularly productive day and speak with beings from beyond this world.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-04-06 39 
31323984Banished Quest 20We plan out our assassination attempt, send out our companions to buy supplies and scout, then buy some books and hash out a contract.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-04-08 39 
31368459Banished Quest 21We scare the crap out of some kids, assassinate a Lord, and then set a house on fire.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-04-10 39 
31411898Banished Quest 22We successfully escape the city, read some books, chat with a friend, and then get our cheek cut off.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-04-12 38 
31476480Banished Quest 23We defeat a party of bandits, rescue a spoiled princess, then proceed to insult her.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-04-15 39 
31485950Banished Quest 23.5A brief continuation of the previous thread. We investigate a bandit hideout and find instead an abandoned fortress.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-04-15 37 
31632976Banished Quest 24BanQ returns after a brief break. We sneak into a ruin, kill some more bandits, and rescue a maiden.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-04-22 39 
31666894Banished Quest 25We further explore the ruins, shove things into our multidimensional cloak, kill a whole bunch of bandits, and very nearly die.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-04-24 39 
31761435Banished Quest 26We interrogate a bandit, do some looting, and the thread ends a bit early.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-04-28 37 
31785138Banished Quest 27We loot the vault bare, start delving into the mine shaft, and get to know the Captain better.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-04-29 38 
May 2014
31826908Banished Quest 28We discover a disembodied beating heart, battle a plant monster, and then get geised by a spirit to kill a woman and feed him her heart.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-05-01 38 
31870270Banished Quest 29We get punched in the gut by an ally, fight off horribly monstrosities, slit our own throat, then take a nap.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-05-03 38 
32020236Banished Quest 30We begin our descent, and then things go horribly wrong and everyone almost dies.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-05-10 38 
32085950Banished Quest 31We converse with Ricky and fight a massive construct. Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-05-13 39 
32142332Banished Quest 32We take a look at those armors we looted when we started this dungeon crawl, run through an irradiated hallway, and discover an ancient nuclear reactor.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-05-16 38 
32150207Banished Quest 32.5We argue over the medical terms to call Delirium and it's effects. Also, robot drugs.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-05-16 37 
32205261Banished Quest 33BWOOOOOONGCollective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-05-19 39 
32242399Banished Quest 34We wake up, discover one of our companions is on her deathbed, discover that there is a cure, and are enlightened as to the secrets of the universe.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-05-21 38 
32266754Banished Quest 35We chat with Demetrios for a while and then Soma gets banned.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-05-22 37 
32338761Banished Quest 35.5Soma's ban expires, we chat with our companions, then finally reach the ancient device meant to cure our companion.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-05-25 38 
32378129Banished Quest 36Nobody fucks up, we gain a basic understanding of Metal Magic, then we discover a horrible experiment and get to enjoy inter-party conflict!Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-05-27 39 
32389691Banished Quest 36.5We tentatively resolve conflicts within the party and put a horribly mutilated man out of his misery. Then we reach the lift.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-05-27 37 
32421077Banished Quest 37We're on the trail of a bandit, tracking him through the magma-filled, dragon-inhabited tunnels deep below the surface.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-05-29 38 
32463065Banished Quest 38You create a massive tomb to avoid an ancient curse, then discover a giant generator.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-05-31 38 
June 2014
32484612Banished Quest 39We investigate the central chamber, discover a tunnel, and wander into a dragon's nest.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-06-01 37 
32496215Banished Quest 39.5We run away, manage to avoid getting eaten alive, and finally find Baldev.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-06-01 36 
32533307Banished Quest 40We defeat Baldev (sorta), elude the dragons, and fall into a pit.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-06-03 38 
32542209Banished Quest 40.5Shit gets weird.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-06-03 38 
32590433Banished Quest 41We ask questions, get answers, and finally learn the Manipulate effect.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-06-06 38 
32599935Banished Quest 41.5We set off to find the Conclave and encounter difficulties.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-06-06 37 
32659843Banished Quest 42We tame a giant lizard before the server goes down Collective Game, Banished Quest, Somas, Quest, Banished 2014-06-09 39 
32694314Banished Quest 42.5We reach the Conclave, get shot at, then discuss the finer points of pure imoutos.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-06-11 36 
32757892Banished Quest 43We buy a gun and get accosted by a gang member.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-06-14 39 
32861143Banished Quest 44We play with fire, things quickly spiral out of control.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-06-19 31 
32871929Banished Quest 44.5We meditate, and then decide how to handle the previous threads shenanigans.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-06-19 39 
32959709Banished Quest 45We finally cut our hostage loose and proceed into the tunnels.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-06-24 36 
32968640Banished Quest 45.5We phone a friend, discover our mutated heart, take inventory, and meditate.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-06-24 39 
July 2014
33676363Banished Quest 46We're back after a two week hiatus! We fight an elephant and meet adventurers.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-07-27 37 
33760878Banished Quest 48We emerge into the city, book a hotel, and order room service. Thread 47: http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/33750260/#33750260Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-07-30 37 
August 2014
33825475Banished Quest 49We read books, chat with Chrys, then get busted by the feds.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-08-02 38 
33867154Banished QuestIn which the thread gets archived.Collective Game, Soma, Banished Quest, Banished, Quest2014-08-04 35 
33875142Banished Quest 50.5We read a crazy man's journal and finally enter our companion.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-08-04 36 
33939805Banished Quest 51We go white water rafting without a raft and land in a nest of bugs.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-08-07 39 
33951188Banished Quest 51.5We gib the broodmother, discover a secret, and piss off our companion.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-08-07 38 
33987080Banished Quest 52We get closer to leaving this hell.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-08-09 35 
33995662Banished Quest 52.5We meditate, engage in a strange phone call, reach expert rank in the Fire element, read, have a talk with Chrys, and go hunting for a witch.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-08-09 36 
34048368Banished Quest 53We capture the witch and heal a guards leg.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-08-11 39 
34112057Banished Quest 54 We meet the shah, escape with our life and plan a market trip.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-08-14 37 
34121008Banished Quest 54.5We tell our story, and then get filthy stinkin' rich.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-08-14 39 
34185818Banished Quest 55We get advice from our master, leave the city, and learn to create illusions.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-08-17 39 
34200851Banished Quest 55.5In which we go enjoy some liquor with Chryssa.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-08-17 38 
34368503Banished Quest 56We famous now! Also do not touch the oud. Ever.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-08-25 39 
September 2014
34560071Banished Quest 57We have a conversation with the Varistha, go to the Apothecary, and then 4chan craps itself.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-09-02 38 
34611113Banished Quest 58We do crack to heal a friend's wounds, then vomit blood, talk to aforementioned friend, and meditate.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-09-04 39 
34655588Banished Quest 59Soma is revealed to have shit taste in fruit-based preservatives. Food is eaten and games are played.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-09-06 36 
34732251Banished Quest 60We act like a complete asshole, discover the Varistha's secret move, and then rent some books from the library.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-09-09 35 
34739479Banished Quest 60.5 In this thread we discuss how to corectly call the female equivalent of cockblocking.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-09-09 34 
34778391Banished Quest 61Soma post occasionally between long stretches of moot jobbing.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-09-11 36 
34819232Banished Quest 62We eat pastries, go sailing, discover the scene of a naval battle, gut fish, and talk to an old man.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-09-13 37 
34832099Banished Quest 62.5We talk to our companion and then talk to the Triskellingtons.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-09-13 38 
34909520Banished Quest 63We chat with Fulvia, learn to better create illusions, and then wop our wads on the counter.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-09-17 36 
34919739Banished Quest 63.5We finish wopping our wads on the counter. Next Time: Obligatory Beach EpisodeCollective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-09-17 36 
34942644Banished Quest 64We build a sandcastle and HI SOMA'S IMOUTO!Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-09-18 39 
34981911Banished Quest 65We spar an elf, watch a cyborg blow shit up, and are compelled to attack a friend.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-09-20 36 
34992215Banished Quest 65.5We spot an army on the march, host a bonfire party, and convince a friend to stick around.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-09-20 35 
35010320Banished Quest 66We practice plastic surgery, also return back at the temple.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-09-21 36 
35053267Banished Quest 67We're going to be a father! Also, we conclude the conversation with a prince and read in the library.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-09-23 36 
35094002Banished Quest 68We finally give our cybrog a brooch, disembowel ourselves and slit our own throat, then watch our friends play fantasy warhams.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-09-25 37 
October 2014
35436453Banished Quest 69We buy some potions and get ready to hijack a boat, then Soma passes out.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-10-11 34 
35454497Banished Quest 70We reach the island, bury our stuff, and discover the Shah's corpse.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-10-12 37 
35464942Banished Quest 70.5We explore the island, learn various secrets, and find out the navy got #REKTCollective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-10-12 35 
35509989Banished Quest 71We have a conversation with our companions, do some light reading, and then detonate two kilotons of explosives.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-10-14 37 
35554616Banished Quest 72We unleash horrible monstrosities on the world, run away, and then make your way back to the village.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-10-16 35 
35694868Banished Quest 73We console a woman, make an announcement, seek out an old dude, and speak with a spirit. Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-10-23 36 
35734293Banished Quest 74Negotiations.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-10-25 38 
35756258Banished Quest 75We chat with the Varistha and see him off, then discover the gifts he left us.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-10-26 36 
35764931Banished Quest 75.5A brief continuation of the previous thread, in which we witness an old man fight.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-10-26 39 
35802035Banished Quest 76We became master in fire, then became a dad. Congratulations!Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-10-28 39 
35838818Banished Quest 77We cast permanency on the blanket, chat with some party members, and meet the Void Messenger again.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-10-30 37 
35846757Banished Quest 77.7We finally kill Kadir, after dolling out some parental life lessons and much preparation.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-10-30 38 
November 2014
35882305Banished Quest 78We're a spoopy skellington, then we're not. Depression sets in.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-11-01 39 
35906809Banished Quest 79Where we save a life, commune with nature, and have a talk with our dragon about burning things. Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-11-02 39 
36022910Banished Quest 80We negotiate with Padishah Kadir for our reward, manage to not screw everything up forever.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-11-08 35 
36029627Banished Quest 80.5We conclude our negotiations with the Shah, eat lamb skewers, and then finally collect on a debt.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-11-08 36 
36086434Banished Quest 81We read, read some more, and then get interrupted by some monks.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-11-11 35 
36129830Banished Quest 82We converse with a companion, get whipped by a muscular homo, then get ready to meditate.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-11-13 37 
36167718Banished Quest 83We read, meet the Shah, and wrestle a dragon.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-11-15 33 
36209600Banished Quest 84We open mystery boxes and try to teach a dragon to speakCollective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-11-17 34 
36232429Banished Quest 85We go hunting, climb a mountain, discover a hermit, and take a bath.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-11-18 33 
36274818Banished Quest 86We read a book, are taught magic by hallucinatory figures, meditate, and then buy aforementioned book.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-11-20 34 
36330212Banished Quest 87We get a creep to leave a friend alone, read for a bit, and buy some books.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-11-23 33 
36339393Banished Quest 87.5We attempt on attaining grandmaster in water magic.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-11-23 36 
December 2014
36514819Banished Quest 88We chat with the Varistha, get mouth-raped by a friend, read, and then encounter a God's heart.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-12-02 36 
36552627Banished Quest 89We get ready to leave, say our goodbyes, and then set off for El-Amin. Prof loses his waifu.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-12-04 33 
36559459Banished Quest 89.5We meditate, Prof says goodbye, short thread.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-12-04 32 
36588303Banished Quest 90We poke a thing, thing stabs our soul, we chat with Ricky and finally reach El-Amin.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-12-06 33 
36596099Banished Quest 90.5We make it to our Master's home and chat for a while, then he agrees to help us delouse our soul.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-12-06 34 
36650298Banished Quest 91We experience open heart surgery, buy some robes, and meet a strange man in the Noble's District.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-12-09 34 
36686092Banished Quest 92We meet our family, tell a story, dole out advice, and then speak with our father.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-12-11 31 
36693612Banished Quest 92.5We read about some weird shit and discover spousal abuse.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-12-11 32 
36710827Banished Quest 93We choke out our brother, tell a story, negotiate with our father, and learn to Jew harder.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-12-12 34 
36723142Banished Quest 94Our brother continues to be a shit and we speak with our parents.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-12-13 33 
36732246Banished Quest 94.5We meditate, "play" our Oud, and talk about spiders.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2014-12-13 34 
January 2015
37109581Banished Quest 95We hash out details with our father, tutor our sisters, and discover an old merchant's enclave.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-01-02 31 
37118423Banished Quest 95.5We explore the ooky spooky mansion.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-01-02 31 
37265248Banished Quest 96In witch retards make the mask mistake again.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-01-10 28 
37271340Banished Quest 96.5We discover the aftermath of Zahak left unsupervised and speak with our Master.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-01-10 27 
37441470Banished Quest 97We eat breakfast, chat with our Master, scold our son, and speak with our companions.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-01-18 25 
37451632Banished Quest 97.5We meet an old friend, buy some goats, and track down a woman.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-01-18 25 
37468874Banished Quest 98Soma has a long ass phone call, we buy slaves.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-01-19 25 
37476508Banished Quest 98.5We return to our Master's home and set out for our new setate.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-01-19 26 
37514514Banished Quest 99We bring the gang and slaves to our new house, unlock the book, and bother the catCollective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-01-21 28 
37549845Banished Quest 100We tour our new estate, make a large investment in improving it, and meditate upon what is wrong with our head.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-01-23 25 
37560875Banished Quest 100.5We take a nap and get a progress report from a robot, then fix breakfast.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-01-23 26 
37594381Banished Quest 100.5.5We become the teacher.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-01-25 25 
37605216Banished Quest 100.5.5.5We teach our son about the facts of life.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-01-25 27 
37664808Banished Quest 102We wrap up tutoring our master and then go on a shopping spree.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-01-28 26 
37704432Banished Quest 103We finish shopping, pick up Chrys, then do some more shopping.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-01-30 26 
February 2015
37749167Banished Quest 104We return to the estate, tutor a friend, and meditate on metamagic.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-02-01 27 
37761542Banished Quest 104.5We meditate, meditate again, and encounter a particularly handsy void creature.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-02-01 26 
37822978Banished Quest 105We set off for the market and help a little girl find her mother.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-02-04 27 
37833408Banished Quest 105.5We meet one of the most powerful men in the Shahdom.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-02-04 26 
37864805Banished Quest 106 - Tuesday EditionWe resolve the loli plotline and buy some shit and finally get home.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-02-06 29 
37972720Banished Quest 107We meditate, toss a goat corpse out a window, and take a bath.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-02-11 28 
37982710Banished Quest 107.5We learn some metas and encounter the child of a god.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-02-11 37 
38061672Banished Quest 108We kill time before the party starts.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-02-14 25 
38070244Banished Quest 108.5IT LIIIVES, and we get the party started.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-02-15 25 
38135745Banished Quest 109We eat, drink, and be merry.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-02-18 26 
38173015Banished Quest 110We play pest exterminator.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-02-20 26 
38182929Banished Quest 110.5We return to the party and get ready to give a demonstration.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-02-20 24 
38218126Banished Quest 111We put on a demonstration and negotiate with our father.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-02-22 25 
38226068Banished Quest 111.1We negotiate with our father, secure a variety of business deals, and mingle.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-02-22 26 
38295767Banished Quest 112We get high and dick around.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-02-25 24 
38303351Banished Quest 112.5In which the players break a promise to kill our abusive brother, and instead decide to suck his dick.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-02-25 28 
38332872Banished Quest 113We do some more party stuff.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-02-27 26 
38343657Banished Quest 113.5We forgive our sister. Party's over. We make some Big Reveals™.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-02-27 25 
March 2015
38380355Banished Quest 114We make bad decisions.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-03-01 25 
38613982Banished Quest 115 We decide to neglect our son again, and stick with the bad decision from last thread.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-03-11 27 
38652141Banished Quest 116We depart for Anthus by sea.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-03-12 28 
38665812Banished Quest 116.5We're on a boat, motherfucker.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-03-13 25 
38775750Banished Quest 117We reach Anthus, confuse a dragon, and sprint through the city.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-03-18 28 
38807680Banished Quest 118We encounter an old man who lets us read a scroll.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-03-20 25 
38815214Banished Quest 118.5We chat with an old dude, read up on a meta, and talk to a madman.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-03-20 25 
April 2015
39048610Banished Quest 119We buy a pretty necklace, have a chat with the Archmagos, and fuck with a friend.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-04-01 26 
39058367Banished Quest 119.5We participate in a little 'armless fun.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-04-01 25 
39093806Banished Quest 120We read a book, have a coffee meeting, and hit the bar scene.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-04-03 27 
39197768Banished Quest 121.5Women are schmoozed, plots are unveiled.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-04-08 28 
39204936Banished Quest 121.5.5We cash our checks, buy a new guar, and leave for Khmedi. Thread 121.5 is actually thread 121. Someone fucked up.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-04-08 25 
39342241Banished Quest 122We on the road and Soma giggles at his tendons.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-04-15 26 
39423617Banished Quest 123We learn a new method of meditation from hallucinatory figures, wrangle a giant lizard, and finally reach Khmedi.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-04-19 27 
39630277Banished Quest 124We chat with friends, search for survivors, and fight some mutant dragons.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-04-29 25 
39641026Banished Quest 124.5We rescue a little girl, return to camp, and scry a dude.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-04-29 24 
May 2015
39830221Banished Quest 125We meditate, resolve to return to Anthus, and get an update from the home front.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-05-09 27 
39840470Banished Quest 125.5We listen to a robutt tell a story, reach Licae, and get attacked by an old rival.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-05-09 27 
39914699Banished Quest 126We fight a duel and win.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-05-13 30 
39923261Banished Quest 126.5We make up with an old rival, lecture a teenager, and meet a fellow traveler.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-05-13 26 
39956521Banished Quest 127We prevent a rape, then perform a vivisection.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-05-15 30 
40056762Banished Quest 128We burn a corpse, have a chat, read some books, and get wished a happy birthday.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-05-20 26 
40072187Banished Quest 129We inspect a dragon corpse, destroy our cloak, and reach the Academy.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-05-21 24 
40082519Banished Quest 129.5We build a shrine and enter a magical realm where a surprise awaits us.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-05-21 25 
40278819Banished Quest 130We get a fancy new gauntlet from some skellies, do some experimentation, and find our rooms.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-05-31 24 
40286623Banished Quest 130.5We experiment with our new toy and go hunting for weird souls.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-05-31 24 
June 2015
40326437Banished Quest 131We wander around a spirit's mind and Soma gets to write the war he's been waiting for.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-06-02 25 
40347118Banished Quest 132The battle kicks off, we kill the disciple of a spirit, and get ready for the counter attack.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-06-03 26 
40355372Banished Quest 132.5With the help of a cat, we defeat a disciple and the spirit realm is conquered.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-06-03 27 
40432836banished quest 33banished person collective game, banished quest, quest2015-06-07 23 
40477290Banished Quest 134We return to the mortal coil and test for our Grandmaster's robes.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-06-08 24 
40520024Banished Quest 135We finally test for our GM robes and discuss the finer points of lolis.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-06-11 26 
40529567Banished Quest 135.5We prove ourselves to be quite handy in the arena. Short thread, just wrapping up the previous one.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-06-11 24 
40625877Banished Quest 136We go hunting for room decorations.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-06-16 27 
40666248Banished Quest 137We present a gift to a teenager, dump corpses in our bathtub, and fuck with a friend.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-06-18 25 
40700715Banished Quest 138We go drinking, make a dramatic exit, and get laid.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-06-20 25 
40761942Banished Quest 139In which we deal with the fallout of the previous night´s events.Collective Game, Banished Quest, Soma, Banished,2015-06-22 23 
40769898Banished Quest 139.5We exit the spirit's realm a little too soon and encounter a tribe of the Suteimi in the desert.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-06-23 24 
40800161Banished Quest 140We feast with nomads, learn much about their culture, and agree on a tattoo.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-06-25 25 
40840162Banished Quest 141We get a tattoo, cry like a bitch, finally make it to Anthus, and walk in on degenerates being degenerate.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-06-27 24 
40904650Banished Quest 142We spend some time with Zahak and officially become a dragon rider.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-06-30 27 
July 2015
41054734Banished Quest 143We return to the estate and spar with a friend.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-07-07 24 
41062903Banished Quest 143.5We take a bath and have a disappointing conversation with a companion, then prepare for a meeting.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-07-07 21 
41096012Banished Quest 144We give a grown woman "the talk" and learn to shoot lightning from our fingers.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-07-09 25 
41138030Banished Quest 145We plan out our route to Elaudia, meditate, and spar with a friend.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-07-11 23 
41146031Banished Quest 145.5We divvy up a reward with our adoptive son, chat with a friend regarding tuition, and get dragged into an ice cream parlor by a little girl.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-07-11 23 
41324494Banished Quest 146Soma is a slow poke, we try to play matchmaker for our little bro, talk with our master, and go see our family.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-07-20 24 
41337923Banished Quest 146.5We catch up with our family and then go shopping.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-07-20 22 
41570242Banished Quest 147Cat fights and artifact shopping.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-07-31 24 
41578482Banished Quest 147.5Very short thread, just wrapping up the previous thread.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-07-31 23 
August 2015
42110264Banished Quest 148The Mask 2: Crown BoogaloCollective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-08-27 26 
42152049Banished Quest 149We meditate on the effects of wearing the crown, find out the belt doesn't work, and spar.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-08-29 23 
42159667Banished Quest 149.5Crying, out brother a shit, and leaving for Elaudia.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-08-29 23 
September 2015
42222624Banished Quest 150Retcon of the previous sessionCollective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-09-01 22 
42256260Banished Quest 151Banished Quest 151Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-09-03 22 
42441183Banished Quest 152LAST THREAD HERE: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/42256260/Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-09-11 25 
42518844Banished Quest 153Banished Quest 153Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-09-15 23 
42543926Banished Quest 154ARCHIVE OF THE PREVIOUS THREAD HERE: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/42518844/Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-09-17 22 
42652009Banished Quest 155Archived early. We (probably) resolve the slaver plotline.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-09-21 21 
42690630Banished Quest 156Freaky dreams and rallying the troops.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-09-24 23 
October 2015
42854706Banished Quest 157Early archival, we finally start the battle with the bandits.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-10-03 22 
42910390Banished Quest 158See the previous thread's description!Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-10-05 24 
42979659Banished Quest 159We battle void creatures and shitpost. Business as usual.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-10-10 23 
42988899Banished Quest 159.5We rescue a friend and then Soma gets sleepy.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-10-10 22 
43074412Banished Quest 160We wrap up the battle against horrible monsters from beyond reality and then suffer at the hands of our brother.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-10-15 21 
43239562Banished Quest 161We bring a kid back to life and return to Nazir.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-10-24 23 
43335604Banished Quest 162We return to the city of Nazir, vote on things, and save a boy's life for the second time.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-10-29 22 
November 2015
43466618Banished Quest 163We explore a forgotten palace, teleport into a tomb, and spoop some explorers.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-11-05 25 
43563371Banished Quest 164We acquire a few new servants, chat with a cat, and traverse the spirit realm to return to our meat prison.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-11-10 22 
43710712Banished Quest 165We return to our body, resolve to go to a party, and get spoopy.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-11-19 21 
43744660Banished Quest 166We burn captives alive as sacrifice to the god of war, then get visited by his messenger.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-11-21 22 
December 2015
43912707Banished Quest 167Courtly intrigue leads to a foiled assassination attempt and the prevention of all out war.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-12-01 23 
43950796Banished Quest 168We wrap up the intrigue plotline of last thread.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-12-03 21 
44175959Banished Quest 169We meet a strange priest, get some sleep, and poke a tremendously powerful artifact.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-12-15 24 
44215890Banished Quest 170REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RAILROADERS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECollective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-12-17 25 
44221297Banished Quest 170.5The infodump to end all infodumps. Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-12-17 26 
44330892Banished Quest 171We finally once and for all remove the Entity's influence over our mind and meet a special visitor.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-12-23 27 
44468343Banished Quest 172We buy a Meseeks Box and discover a murder mystery.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2015-12-31 23 
January 2016
44648067Banished Quest 173HUUUUURRR DUUUUUURRRRRRCollective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-01-09 21 
44775134Banished Quest 174We delve the ruins beneath our family's palace.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-01-14 22 
44965019Banished Quest 175We travel through a portal to a ancient temple and get stabbed in the gut by a monster.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-01-24 21 
45015886Banished Quest 176We fight a spirit larva and then imprison it within a gemstone.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-01-26 23 
45114454Banished Quest 177We unseal an ancient ruin and immediately get in way over our heads.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-01-31 28 
February 2016
45199567Banished Quest 178We return to the surface and try out a suit of armor.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-02-04 22 
45306273Banished Quest 179We spar with a friend and get our ass kicked, then share a drink.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-02-09 23 
45397137Banished Quest 180Meditate with a companion and meet with our brother.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-02-14 25 
45407039Banished Quest #180.5HOTDOG DOWN THE HALLWAYCollective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest 2016-02-14 24 
45479337Banished Quest 181Gas the mutants waifu wars nowCollective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest 2016-02-18 27 
45519424Banished Quest 182We finish the fight with a giant worm, build a shrine, and pet a cat.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-02-20 23 
45539164Banished Quest 182.5Shitposting, more shitposting, and we get some swag for our son.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-02-21 22 
45547069Banished Quest 182.75We decide to run out to the store for some cigarettes and never come back.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-02-21 23 
45660257Banished Quest 183Baby I'm not like all the other guys, I'll be there for you and the kid. I'm just gon run to the store real quick for some cigs and be riCollective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-02-27 25 
45682685Banished Quest 184We rescue our niece, arrest our rivals, and scare the shit out of our sister.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-02-28 23 
March 2016
45947665Banished Quest 185We advance in nature magic, read some of the Varistha's notes, meet with the Satrap, and visit the library.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-03-12 26 
45970201Banished Quest 186We explore an ancient library whilst avoiding a potential rival.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-03-13 24 
46316393Banished Quest 187We polish a pole and hang out in the clouds.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-03-30 23 
April 2016
46523503Banished Quest 188We escape from the realm of the ancient enchantress and nearly release untold horror upon the world.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-04-08 22 
46535715Banished Quest 188.5We BUILD A WALL, it's hyueg.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-04-08 24 
46670179Banished Quest 189We take a nap, read some books, meditate on the nature of self, and meet with a spirit disciple.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-04-15 23 
46796196Banished Quest 190We shoot Cthulhu and then break into R'lyeh to wreck up his shit.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-04-21 24 
46842747Banished Quest 191We fight a disciple, launch an invasion, and dissect some poor bastard's soul.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-04-23 25 
46864573Banished Quest 192We dissect a mutant's soul, destroy reality, and then build it back up in our image.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-04-24 37 
46949672Banished Quest 193We recover after the trials of war.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-04-28 31 
12922Banished Quest 194We begin the process of healing our soul and teach our companions the nature of the universe.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-04-30 35 
May 2016
155090Banished Quest 195We're back after a long hiatus. We talk to a priest, read a book, and a companion reveals their PTSD.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-05-20 25 
191342Banished Quest 196We get our ass kicked and meditate with our companions all while Soma shitpost.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-05-28 26 
June 2016
212248Banished Quest 197We learn of an interesting meditation technique, fug the waifu, and receive an ominous warning.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-06-02 24 
243850Banished Quest 198Our son gets a new toy and we build our wizard tower in the middle of the ocean.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-06-11 23 
270676Banished Quest 199We meditate, experiment a little, meditate some more, talk about dicks, and then meet the emissary of the Gods.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-06-18 22 
302585Banished Quest 200We converse with the Paramatma, agree to inform the Shah of its existence, and hopefully reach Elaudia.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-06-26 23 
July 2016
330036Banished Quest 201We read some books, chat with an old man, and finally leave Nazir. Last thread's description slightly inaccurate.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-07-03 22 
356970Banished Quest 202We get insulted, slit our throat, and set off for Elaudia on dragonback.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-07-11 23 
384840Banished Quest 203We promise a little girl magic lessons and discover and alchemical wonderland.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-07-19 24 
414249Banished Quest 204We meditate upon the heart of a city and adopt a little girl after teaching her magic.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-07-27 23 
August 2016
504017Banished Quest 205Short thread after a long hiatus, we introduce the spoopy loli to our son and decide to clone ourself.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-08-25 22 
September 2016
552811Banished Quest 206We try to figure out what's going on with our clone.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-09-11 21 
625447Banished Quest 207A friend saves our ass, we take a nap, and enter aforementioned friend to meditate and fuck around with their thoughts.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-09-26 24 
November 2016
759492You Awaken in Banished Quest QuestWe assume the roll of a young autist and commit suicide in lieu of our QM's disappearance.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2016-11-05 13 
January 2017
991432Banished Quest 208Mik does some shit inside Fulvia then there's a timeskip. Soma fucks off yet again. Next thread never.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest, Kill yourself Soma2017-01-05 18 
January 2018
2264630Qoob-ka-dilista 1Annagu waxaannu ku beddelannay lamadegaankaaga aawadiis.Collective Game, Somas, Banished, Quest, Banished Quest2018-01-28 2 
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