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Welcome to Banished Quest!
You take the role of a young mage labeled a criminal by his people and cast out into the wider world. In the last thread you interrupted a stranger and performed a vivisection.

It is currently the 11th of Svarthi, in the year 936 NH. Happy birthday!

Character Sheet:
http://pastebin.com/8wLGz3HQ
Inventory:
http://pastebin.com/9mxDQn7N
Companions:
http://pastebin.com/tWc3Zjje
Spellbook:
http://pastebin.com/Tu1sVEnQ
Current Missions:
http://pastebin.com/rzD5PPsU

Dice:
http://pastebin.com/nhswziq6
Magic:
http://pastebin.com/aYPzn0aU
Combat:
http://pastebin.com/e1peu2ih
Enchanting:
http://pastebin.com/jUQKQLLx
Fluff:
http://pastebin.com/ydKwNLba
http://pastebin.com/sijmZSSf
http://pastebin.com/UygnkCBe

Archives:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Banished%20Quest
Twitter:
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Ask Page:
http://ask.fm/Quidam_Asinus
IRC Channel:
#BanishedDiscussion on Rizon

Notes:
Using names or trips in this quest is heavily discouraged. While it is impossible for me to prevent you from doing so, I ask that you not. I will also not count any votes made while using names or trips.
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You channel vys, extracting the blood from your clothing and letting it gather in front of you. You end up with a ball about the size of your head which you toss into the grass with a thought before turning your attention back to Aylin. “He's all yours. Do what you want. I only just recast paralysis so he should be down for another hour or so.”

She glances up at you from the fire and nods, standing slowly and walking towards the tent with purpose. The knife is clutched in her hand, her knuckles white. She ducks into the tent, and you elect to take a seat by the fire to make sure everything goes as planned. No surprises. The sun is still a few hours from rising, and were it not for the fire it would be pitch black outside. You hear Aylin speaking in the tent, slowly and calmly.

Regulus, who'd been standing with the guar outside the circle of fire light, comes to stand next to you. His warbling voice echoes strangely in the still night air. “What is the purpose of murdering Markos?”

You jerk a thumb towards Markos' tent. There's a wet thud, followed by another, and a third. Something splatters against the tent flap and the cloth is stained a darker shade of brown. “He tried to rape Aylin, she's extracting her revenge at the moment.” You say by way of explanation.

Regulus just slowly nods his head. It takes him a veritable age to speak. “I see. I apologize. He hit the guar and they ran off into the grass. I have spent the night pursuing them. How far are we from this Anthus? When I last was awake, it was a small fishing village.”

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You shrug. “Less than a day. If we set out at dawn we should reach the city by noon. Thank you, by the way. For retrieving the guar that is.” You stand, stretching. “Anyway, I think Aylin has it handled. I will retire to my tent. I was mediating earlier upon the nature of the soul and the experience left me horribly drained. By the way, you look fascinating in a deep trance.”

Regulus nods once more, but doesn't respond. You duck inside your tent and lay down on your sleeping mat, reviewing the events of the day so far. Quite the eventful birthday, if you do say so yourself. Far more eventful than you'd been anticipating, and the sun hasn't even risen yet. You were hoping to spend it calmly enrolling Aylin in the Academy and then taking a test, perhaps catching a ship back to El-Amin. How the fates do conspire.

You awake feeling refreshed, though you're not sure how much time has passed it seems your soul has finally restored itself fully. You push yourself up, stretching briefly before climbing out of your tent. You're forced to shield your eyes against the sun, wincing at the sudden brightness. It's probably a few hours before noon, by your guess. You can see dark clouds gathering on the horizon, a storm blowing in.

You wander over to the burnt out campfire, taking a seat by the ash-strewn pit. Aylin is nowhere to be seen, she's probably still asleep in her tent. Markos' tent is caked in dry blood and is starting to really smell awful as it bakes in the sun. You should probably see about burning it, or something.

Regulus stands by the guar, still holding onto them. You doubt he's moved much at all since you went back to sleep. You don't feel like starting a new fire, so you just take some jerky from your cloak and gnaw on it while considering what course of action to take.

>Set Markos' tent alight, wake up Aylin, hit the road.
>Markos doesn't deserve anything resembling a funeral. Just wake Aylin and ditch.
>Write-in
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>>40056796
>>Set Markos' tent alight, wake up Aylin, hit the road.
let's be clean.

also fuck yeah! banished quest!
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>>40056796
>>Set Markos' tent alight, wake up Aylin, hit the road.
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>>40056796
>Set Markos' tent alight, wake up Aylin, hit the road.
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>>40056796
>>Set Markos' tent alight, wake up Aylin, hit the road.
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>>40056796
>Set Markos' tent alight, wake up Aylin, hit the road.
Late run?
Also marathon?
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>>40056883
Late run, but I doubt I'll do a marathon. What I might do is run tomorrow too so that I can switch to a M/W/F schedule.
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>>40056796
>Set Markos' tent alight, wake up Aylin, hit the road.
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>>40056796
>>Set Markos' tent alight, wake up Aylin, hit the road.
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>Set Markos' tent alight, wake up Aylin, hit the road.
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>>40056796
>Set Markos' tent alight, wake up Aylin, hit the road.

Just make sure Aylin isn't inside first.
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>>40056833
>>40056852
>>40056859
>>40056860
>>40056883
>>40056905
>>40056919
>>40056940
>>40056941
>Burn it down.

Writin'
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>>40057004
magic best girl
money is good too
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>>40057045
wat about Dhatu anon?
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>>40057004
Keep talking shit about /fit/, Golems and the Military and I will fucking cut you bitch
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>>40057045
Money is shit
Mah magic is only waifu
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>>40057004
Pictured: Not Banished Quest.
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>>40057004
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>>40056796
>>Set Markos' tent alight, wake up Aylin, hit the road.
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>>40057052
We must awaken the sleeping god.
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Don't forget to loot the tent before burning it
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>>40057120
We must fuck the sleeping god
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>>40057004
>Banished Quest in a Nutshell part 2
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>>40057120
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>>40057155
What are you a god hating fag?
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>>40057155
>Not wanting to stick your dick in a deity.

What's the point of living?
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>>40057269
Hummie booty
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>>40057269
To make good
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>>40057279
But anon
Dat Booty is Divine.
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>>40057231
The only gods that I have room for in the black lump of flesh called my heart is Surya and Dhatu

Fuck the rest
Fuck em
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>>40057320
what about the milf god that is a dom, and loves shota dick?
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You sit there enjoying your shoe leather-esque jerky for a while. You don't even really know what animal it's made from. Regardless once you've managed to gnaw through it you stand and wander over to Markos tent, pulling back the tent flap and peeking inside.

Blood seems to coat every surface, flies buzzing around the man's mutilated corpse. She seems to have carved his face to pieces, his cheeks are missing entirely and some sort of lizard creature seems to be rooting through one of his empty eye sockets. He's been disemboweled, and a putrid stench rises from his spilled guts. It's really quite the gruesome sight, though you've seen worse. A knife is sticking out of one of his eyes, Aylin's knife presumably, so you pull it out with a wet squelch.

Drawing the blood off the knife with a touch of water magic you tuck it into your cloak and withdraw from the tent. Whilst walking calmly towards Aylin's tent you focus, and release a burst of vys. Almost instantly Markos' tent is set alight, the fire starting at the base but quickly spreading across the canvas. The supports collapse, bringing the burning cloth down on Markos' corpse. The smell of burning flesh slowly fills the clearing as you duck your head inside Aylin's tent.

Aylin is sleeping soundly, caked in blood. She's probably exhausted after yesterday's events, but there's no rest for the wicked. You crouch down and grab her shoulder, shaking her gently awake. One of her hands shoots up to grab your wrist, her other grasping for her dagger, finding her sheath empty. She calms, once she realizes it's you, slowly blinking the sleep from her eyes.

Sitting up, she frowns. “Oh, it's just you. I thought... well, it's nothing.” She glances down at her clothes, pulling them away from her body and wrinkling her nose in disgust. “I don't suppose there is any way for me to bathe? I don't want to wander into this Academy caked in gore.”

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You stand, or crouch rather. “Sure, I can get the blood out with a little simple water magic. Come on.” You gesture for her to follow you as you duck out of the tent, and a few moments later she does so. Her dress is torn, but that can be explained away as one of the hazards of travel. Channeling your magic and weaving your hands through the air in front of you, you will the water in the air around you to condense and flow through her clothing. It takes some time, but eventually you've got her clothes and her, for the most part at least, clean.

She nods her head in thanks before eyeing Markos burning tent, his funeral pyre really. You reach into your cloak and extract her dagger, flipping it in the air and catching it by the flat of the blade, thanks to a little bit of Metal magic. You offer the handle to her and she accepts, tucking the blade into her sheath. You snag another strip of jerky as well, since the smell of cooking meat is making you terribly hungry.

Glancing between Regulus and Aylin, you speak. “Let's set off. I'd bet we can reach Anthus within the next few hours if we hurry.” That said, you turn on your heels and march towards the guar. The three of you are mounted and back on the road in a matter of minutes, Aylin once more seated behind you with her arms wrapped around your abdomen. You're finally able to let your mind wander to more lighthearted topics.

>Read a book, take it easy.
>Ask Aylin if she's feeling okay about what happened.
>Ask Regulus something about Old Rhynia (Write-in)
>Ride hard, you want to get Aylin enrolled, take your test, and get outta town.
>Write-in
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>>40057356
>Ask Aylin if she's feeling okay about what happened.
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>>40057332
Meh
MEH
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>>40057356
>Read a book, take it easy.
>>Ask Aylin if she's feeling okay about what happened.
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>Ask Regulus something about Old Rhynia (Write-in)

Ask him how they made artificial souls for beings like him. Or is he a natural soul?
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>>40057356
>>Read a book, take it easy.
>>Ask Aylin if she's feeling okay about what happened.
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>>40057356
>Ask Aylin if she's feeling okay about what happened.

Be nice.
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>>40057356
>Ask Regulus something about Old Rhynia
ENCHANTING! Let's also warn him about the god's decree about enchanting.
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>>40057356
>Ask Regulus something about Old Rhynia (Write-in)

How did they make war golems?
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>>40057356
>since the smell of cooking meat is making you terribly hungry.
well then

>>40057356
>>Ask Aylin if she's feeling okay about what happened.
then
>>40057356
>>Read a book, take it easy.
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>The smell of burning flesh makes us hungry
Dat insanity
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>>40057306
You got me to laugh anon.
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>>40057356
>>Ask Aylin if she's feeling okay about what happened.
and ask Reggie about enchanting
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>>40057395
Looks like a natural soul stuffed into an enchanted body to me
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>>40057356
>Ask Aylin if she's feeling okay about what happened.
>Ask Regulus something about Old Rhynia (Write-in)
Ask him about enchanting
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>>40057356
>>Ask Aylin if she's feeling okay about what happened.

Soma did we give her the lesson yet?
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>>40057356
>Read a book, take it easy.
As well as this
>>40057395
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>>40057356
>Read a book, take it easy.
>Ask Aylin if she's feeling okay about what happened.
>Ask Regulus something about Old Rhynia (Write-in)
Ask him to write us a book on enchanting and that we are willing to pay him.
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>>40057356
>Ride hard, you want to get Aylin enrolled, take your test, and get outta town.

but not before buying some lumber and stuffing it in our cloak.
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>>40057356
>Read a book, take it easy.
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>>40057356
Soma when are we going to talk to Regulus about them runic arrays and shit? You said we would.
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>>40057356
the smell of cooking meat is making you terribly hungry
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>>40057356
Yo soma would you mention the place of power for the cat at the academy or does that have to be a custom choice?
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>>40057356
>>Ask Aylin if she's feeling okay about what happened.
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>>40057356
>Ride hard, you want to get Aylin enrolled, take your test, and get outta town.
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>>40057489
I can mention it, sure.
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>>40057464
I honestly think he forgot and is trying to bury it since he can't be assed to plug it in even though it won as a vote a while back.
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>>40057356
>Ask Aylin if she's feeling okay about what happened.

Her culture is pretty crap at the whole emotions thing from what we've seen. May as well be blunt. We don't want her having a breakdown in the academy after we've endorsed her or something equally embarrassing.
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>>40057505
>>40057464
these>>40057501
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>>40057474
>not eating your enemies heart so you can steal their power

I bet ancient Samjans did it all the time.
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>>40057356
>Read a book, take it easy.
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>>40057526
I bet it was the dirty Nature tribe, those fuckers
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>>40057356

Can't we do both ask her how she is, a quick question. Then read the book?
If not
>Read a book, take it easy.
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>>40057497
>>40057448
>Ride hard.

>>40057378
>>40057393
>>40057398
>>40057401
>>40057408
>>40057418
>>40057440
>>40057445
>>40057492
>Yooo lil nigga, how u feelin?

>>40057464
>>40057445
>>40057440
>>40057407
>>40057404
>>40057395
>>40057520
>Talk to Regulator.

You'll ask Aylin how she's doing, ask Regulus about some stuff, then read a book for a while.

>>40057526
There actually are surviving reports of ritualistic cannibalism amongst Samjan as recent as about two hundred years before the fall of Rhynia. A Child ate the heart of a Rhynian champion he defeated in battle. It was fairly common amongst Children of Surya but it occurred amongst the rank and file as well.
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>>40057517
That's if she even wants to stay there with Dragons attacking the place.
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Shit, gotta go eat dinner. Back soon.
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>>40057585
Ill be back in 6 hours.
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>>40057585
calling it now. Eating his family.
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>>40057566
Man Children of Surya were fucking metal
I love it
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>>40057611
probably just his sister
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>>40057611
Actual Cannibal Soma.
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>>40057628
Sounds like something out of the old Dunce Nd Danny comics.
Blessed Blorp prepares a healthy meal from every foodgroup for dinner.
Silly Sona eats his family for dinner with an unflattering wine glaze and added sugars.
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>>40057585
> The smell of burning flesh makes you hungry
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>>40057625
Epic meme
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>>40057724
Well danked!
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I miss our Dragon son, we are a horrible father.
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>>40057566
>naked dudes covered in branding yelling guttural shit
>insanely strong fuckers with horns
>vatis
Nigga no wonder all the other races so butt flustered, Samjan are the scariest mofos ever
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>>40058051
I don't know why this thread makes me want to rewatch Apocalypto.
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>>40058018
>waaaah we left our son for more than two minutes
>I miss his dick down my throat waaaah
We left him alone for like a month during our water gm, he'll be fucking fine, he's not a pansy like you
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>>40058066
Tis a good movie
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>>40058051
>hearing mad cackling all night
>wake up and find a giant golem made of your friends bodies
>fucking samjan
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>>40058070
>We left him alone for like a month
The meditation went for a bit longer than a week.
>I suppose it must be approaching two months now that I have been on the road. Tell me, what is the date?”

>She smirks. “I suppose it's understandable you've lost track of the days, you've been unconscious for more than a week. An exceptionally quick meditation, though quite slow considering the difficulty of the meditation. Regardless, it's the twenty-first of Bandali.”
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>>40058280
My point still stands, he's a dragon, not a newborn
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>>40058398
>not a newborn
He technically is.
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>>40058398
Hes a newborn dragon.
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>>40058398
>>40058487

This is one of the reasons I was against leaving him behind. So we could travel without worrying about being away too long. Still he has plenty of company and is doing fine learning magic, hunting and shit; Its not like he is lock away in the catacombs.
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>>40058487
Nigga he can speak and do magic better than prof. Also he can melt the flesh off a person. Dragons don't count as newborns, unless they haven't hatched yet.
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>>40058517
Some creatures are born able to stand, some are born barley able to crawl but that doesnt make one any less newborn than the other. He is like three weeks old.
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>>40058517
By definition he counts as a newborn.
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>>40058517
Nigger you have a dragon son we have to take care of and pay attention to now, you best get used to it.
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>>40058517
Yes, he can do all that, and has all the experience of a toddler. How are you unable to grasp why that might be a situation that warrants a modicum of guidance?
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>>40058620
Nigger no. He's not a fucking puppy who would starve to death without us, he's a fucking concious being who's superior to us in everyway, if we have shit to do, we can leave him behind all we want and it won't fucking matter.
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>>40058629
>our entire group is with him
>and the man that taught us
OH NO HELL DROWN IN THE BATH TUB BETTER SHOVE OUR HEAD UP HIS ASS 24/7!!!!!!1!!!1one
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>>40058657
Motherfucker he learned to speak practically the same week we left.
>>40058682
>not looking after your newborn
lizard man detected.
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>>40058682
Ayo mang You know there really isn't a good substitute for what a child considers a father right?
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>>40058657
>>40058682
You are so butthurt over this. There is no harm in bringing him with us, especially if we can teach him to camouflage himself.
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>>40058682
We've spent like 5 days out of the last month with him. If we want him to actually consider us his father especially when he's older and so much more powerful than us it isn't even a joke, we need to spend fucking time with him and teach him shit.
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>>40058708
Just let him stay invisible.
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>>40058708
He already knows how to do that dumbass.
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>>40058708
Ten bucks says the dragon would have stolen him if he was with us.
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>>40058759
nah nigga he OUR son

magic mik gonna shove a boot up that dragons ass
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>>40058717
Yes we do, BUT QUIT ACTING LIKE HE HAS TO BE WITH US 24/7 FOR FUCKS SAKE.
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>>40058657
You forgot what happened when we left him at our Master's house for a few days?
He fucked up his stove and was only calmed down because Karim made him smoke some dank grass. When asked why he'd done that he responded with something close to "why shouldn't I do that?". Because Mik was a shit and forgot to explain simple shit like mind your goddamn manner at someone else's house.

The early years are critical in the developpement of a child, fuck it up and don't be surprised you've got a psychopath for a son.
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>>40058772
I sincerly doubt this.
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>>40058776
He could stand to be with us more than not at all.
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>>40058795
just you watch

we'll fucking drape our cloak over its head and let ricky chew on him
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>>40058811
>how we lost ricky.jpg
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>>40058800
Yes and? I just fucking stated that, but we've been away for around a week(?) and you guys never stop posting about horrible it is. It's the most annoying shit
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>>40058822
>implying giant, terrifying eldritch tentacles wouldn't swarm out and drag the entire dragon, screaming, into the void
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>>40058861
Its pretty horrible. Hes not even two months old and we are missing so much.
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Wait until adolescence you guys how bad a dragon can really get.
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>>40058861
>but we've been away for around a week

>see zahak again
>give him a pat on the head
>then leave for another month
10/10 parenting
father of the year
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>>40058861
I enjoy how butthurt you are right now. Please continue posting
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=209&v=7OqwKfgLaeA
Mik and Zahak relation atm
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>>40058886
You mean
>pat on head
>March him into the desert where we all die a horrible death
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>>40058909
Like you said, he's a motherfucking dragon. He's powerful.
But that doesn't mean he doesn't need guidance and a figure to keep him in line.
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>>40058070
This is /tg/. Waifu wars and this shit come from the same section of the population who are so desperate for any sort of affection they'll write it into a quest instead of having the quest.
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>>40058909
We're going to the jungle next.
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>>40058909
the Banished Quest equivalent of your dad telling you that he's going to ship for some cigarettes and then he never comes back.
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>>40058925
Except it does. He is literally a child that only learned to speak in the last two weeks.
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>>40058927
Nah. Waifu's a shit, but parenting is serious business. Especially with something that can eat you alive if it hits its rebellious phase.
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I miss the quiet
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>assuming dragon kids are like human kids
stop.
He could love being together, he might hate it, he might love it in a month, he might hate it in a month, as we've already seen they age FAST, he's literally entirely unknown
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>>40058954
I... know? I said he needs guidance.
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>>40058966
It's pretty good in the Irc
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>>40058927
In fairness there is a difference between this situation and waifus. Not saying you are wrong but still.
>>40058974
So you did.
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>>40058966
You're fucking retarded. We're spending more time with the dragon and there's nothing you can do to stop it
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>>40058990
except vote against it.
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>>40058966
Yeah but so far he has been down with it and has given no indication that he doesnt want us to be around..
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The 47 new posts made me think Soma had come back.

But it's just you shit heads.
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>>40058927
I've been getting the feeling that people don't genuinely care as much about the waifus lately for some reason
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>>40058990
My nigga. I'm voting for more time with Zahak. We need to teach him shit.
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>>40059000
Why would you do that?
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>>40059018
The waifu fags that lost are bitter and are just waiting till the next waifu vote pops up or when we meet chrysa.
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>>40059018
Everyone's more interested in the dragon that's imprinted on us.
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>>40059018
I would say that being inundated with waifus in every single quest has left /tg/ a bit sick of them but I know better.
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>>40059018
Cause we don't.

Magic = Adventure > Everything
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>>40059042
Banished players are known to vote to just spite people.
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>>40059018
i don't i just wanna jew 'em all
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>>40059071
Still remember when assholes voted for the mask just to spite me.
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>>40059071
So no other reason than butthurt?
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>>40059091
Oh you want to spend time with zahak? You?
Guys lets dump zahak in the desert, he'll grow up to be a manly man dragon
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>>40059100
Or maybe people have different opinions then you?
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You're not in any particular rush, so you decided to converse with your two companions. Aylin has her head rested against your shoulders, you think she might be catching up on some sleep but her arms are tight around your waist so maybe she's awake. You should probably broach the topic of Markos. “How are you feeling, Aylin? I apologize for not being able to stop Markos sooner, but I had been so exhausted after my meditation I fell unconscious shortly after.”

Aylin squeezes you a little tighter. “It's fine, I don't blame you for what happened. Markos was a weak man, a twisted man, and I exacted my vengeance upon him tenfold. I am satisfied with that.”

You wave a hand dismissively. “That's all well and good but you did try to stab me this morning. Are you sure that you're feeling okay?”

You feel her nod her head, though she waits a few moments before speaking. “It was terrifying, to be so powerless. I do not like relying on others for help. I don't like being weak.”

You shrug, digging your heels into the flanks of your guar as it starts to lag. “Everyone has to rely on someone else eventually. No sense being reluctant to do so. I can't tell you how many times my friends would've died without me, or I without them. My advice is that you collect a good group of friends and watch each other's backs, through thick and thin and all that nonsense. Anyway, if you enroll in the Academy you'll soon learn to counter spells like Paralysis, you'll need not worry about being powerless like that again.”

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>>40059125
Deep Desert. Gotta git our son Swool
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>>40058964

Soma deliberately leaves so trolls and shitposters would come in. He faps to the shitposting.
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>>40059071
It really is a shame this quest has accumulated so many shitposters.
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She falls silent, and after a few more minutes of riding you turn your attention to Regulus. “Did you see the array they were excavating in Khmedi? It's an old Rhynian relic inside an abandoned bunker. I was hoping to get your opinion on it, actually.”

Regulus speaks after his usual long delay. “I did, I rode over to inspect it while you were conversing with the human Vatis. It is supremely well done, as are all things constructed by the Rhynians. I believe it was a communication array intended to communicate with our allies. I am not privy to much information about them. I recall that they once landed in Rhynia and marched through the streets, a grand parade in honor of the centenary anniversary of the alliance. They dwell among the stars, though in a technical sense we do as well.”

Regulus turns his head to face you, the seconds ticking by as he stares at you. “It had been activated recently. The crystal set in the alignment array was dead, despite the array being powered. I could not tell you what message was sent, but I imagine if our allies have not collapsed as our own Empire has they will have received the message. Perhaps after so long without contact they deactivated their receptors. No one can truly know.”

You ride in silence for a while longer before posing another question to Regulus. “I actually have a question about your construction. Your soul is that of a living person, surrounded by the soul of another. Obviously your soul is housed in some sort of enchanted shell. My question is, how did your creator get a true soul? Did she take it from someone else and implant it inside of you, somehow? Did she create an artificial soul?”

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>>40059018
I think a lot of people are tired of the constant shitflinging in every thread. It seems like BQ has taken a nosedive the past month or two.
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For a second you think Regulus simply isn't going to answer. The pause is inordinately long, even for Regulus. “She took my soul from a prisoner housed in Longia. She stripped it of its memories and implanted it in a device of her creation, which allows me to have a higher degree of autonomy than most constructs. For all intents and purposes, I am a human. Simply a human in a metal body. Ironically my capacity for independent thought, my creator's greatest work, is the very reason I was not acceptable for use in the Rhynian military.”

So there is a way to transfer souls, and apparently a way to contain them artificially. Interesting. You wish you could take Regulus apart and examine all of his individual components but somehow you get the feeling he'd object to that. However, for now your curiosity is sated. You reach into your cloak and extract a book, folding it open on the neck of your guar and starting to read.

>What did you read? Note: This will be presented as a pastebin at the beginning of the next session.
>Pick Two

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>>40059135
What kind of opinion would drive people to vote that way if it isn't butthurt or trolling?
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>>40059195
Varvars notes and the metal thingy
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>>40059179
If it means fuckers stop wasting time on waifus and spending more time on adventure and magic then good.
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>Excidium (7/13 Chapters Read)
>Metal Codex (7/10 Chapters Read)
> On Empire: The Rise of Civilization (Unread)
> The Serpent and The Staff (Unread)
> A History of Pidjata (Unread)
> Devotional Booklet to Pani (Unread)
>The Fall: A Hiacian Perspective (Unread)
> Mysterious Tome (Unread)
> Metamagic Instructions: Beam (Unread)
> Metamagic Instructions: Delay (Unread)

>Utility Effects (3/15 Chapters Read)
{Mark, Animate, (Create) +2, (Confuse), Sleep}
> Enhanced Interrogation (Unread)
{Pain, [Poison], Hallucinate}

>The Varistha's Notes (44/67 Pages Read)
> The Varistha's Memoirs (Unread)

Note, you can pick two books or pick one book twice. Up to y'all.
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>>40059195
> The Serpent and The Staff (Unread)
>The Varistha's Notes (44/67 Pages Read)
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>>40059227
>Excidium (7/13 Chapters Read)
>The Varistha's Notes (44/67 Pages Read)
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>>40059227
>Excidium (7/13 Chapters Read)
>The Varistha's Notes (44/67 Pages Read)
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>>40059227
>>The Varistha's Notes (44/67 Pages Read)
>>The Varistha's Notes (44/67 Pages Read)
Finish that shit.
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>>40059227
>Excidium (7/13 Chapters Read)
>>Metal Codex (7/10 Chapters Read)
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>>40059227
>>The Varistha's Notes (44/67 Pages Read)
>> The Varistha's Memoirs (Unread)
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>>40059227
>Metal Codex (7/10 Chapters Read)
>Metal Codex (7/10 Chapters Read)
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>>40059227
>The Varistha's Notes (44/67 Pages Read)
X2
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>>40059227
>Excidium (7/13 Chapters Read)
>The Varistha's Notes (44/67 Pages Read)
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>>40059227
>The Varistha's Notes (44/67 Pages Read
>The Varistha's Notes (44/67 Pages Read)
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>>40059227
>The Serpent and The Staff (Unread)
>Utility Effects (3/15 Chapters Read)
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>>40059227
>A History
>The Fall
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>>40059215
I mean the lack of waifu shit has been nice and all, but it's kinda been replaced by dragon shit and vote shit. I almost prefer the waifu wars, at least that had a chance of ending alright.
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>>40059227
>The Serpent and The Staff (Unread)
>The Varistha's Notes (44/67 Pages Read)
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>>40059227
>The Varistha's Notes (44/67 Pages Read)
> The Varistha's Memoirs (Unread)
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>>40059291
No. I'm sick to the teeth of waifus. The more dragon and vote shit the better I say.
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>>40059291
There's always going to be shit.
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>>40059332
yes
more dragon
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>>40059299
>>40059277
>>40059237
>S&S

>>40059281
>History

>>40059281
>Fall

>>40059299
>>40059276
>>40059270
>>40059264
>>40059251
>>40059247
>>40059241
>>40059239
>>40059237
>>40059325
>Varistha's notes, at least once.

>>40059276
>>40059264
>>40059247
>Varistha's notes, double up.

>>40059325
>>40059251
>Memoirs

>>40059239
>>40059241
>>40059249
>>40059270
>Excidium

>>40059277
>Utility

>>40059249
>>40059252
>Metal codex, at least once.

>>40059252
>Metal Codex, double up.

So overwhelming support for reading more of the Varistha's notes. Followed by a distance second in the Excidium. I'll go ahead and write for Notes and Excidium, since Excidium beat notes x2 by one vote.
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>>40059343
This guy got it, if there's not waifu war it'll be dragon war, or compagnion war, or reading war, or meditation war or armor war.
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>>40059227
> Metamagic Instructions: Beam (Unread)
>The Varistha's Notes (44/67 Pages Read)
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>>40059408
The waifu war are the most retarded though.
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>>40059425
Slowpoke.jpg
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>>40059408
As long as its not fucking waifus I couldnt care if we were arguing over what way mik wears his hat.
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>>40059213
>>40059406
missed one
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>>40059464
Muh bad, must have just skimmed over it looking for greentext.
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So.

How about that Zahak.
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>>40059618
How about all those cocks you can't get enough of?
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>>40059656
so salty
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>>40059669
faggit, i'm oceanic
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>>40059669
Saltlord
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>>40059680
Go back to Melach.
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Can we all agree on magic being best waifu?
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Yo, there is a tornado moving towards my house so I'mma run out to get some emergency supplies and cigarettes. Back soon. If I'm not, assume that my power went out or I died.
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>>40059730
shit nigga

pre-emptive rip
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>>40059730
Don't die on us faggot.
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>>40059730
the Quest Curse forgoing all attempts at subtlety and is reaching out to kill Soma directly.
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>>40059730
Rip in pepperoni Soma
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>>40059730
This is why I live in Sweden no nature disasters
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>>40059805
Sweden is a natural disaster anon.
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>>40059805
>Sweden
Must.not.revert.to./pol/
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>>40059805
Eh I don't know much about Sweden but apparently everybody hates it why?
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>>40059805
Thank you sweden for being a constant source of comedy. I laugh at your country almost every day.
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>>40059874
we want the islam audience
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>>40059874
It's pretty liberal. And they're getting fucked by swarthy swarms of immigrants because of their retarded policy on "refugees." And their prime minister or whatever says that they're going to be the first nation to implement a feminist foreign policy. They make good guns, chocolate, and red dot optics though. And the skiing is pretty great.
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>>40059874
They proclaim to be all equal, but are huge as shit hypocrites, and their government is fucking their citizens raw for in favor of taking people fleeing Africa/middle east.
Hell check out the ask page, when ever something funny happens there some one usually ask him about it.
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>>40059874
Feminism and Islam.
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>>40059874
I don't know we have a very controversial political landscape so there is radicals on both sides. Fun fact about Sweden we host the world championship for fencing the swordfish
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>>40059874
>>45390293
in be4
>/pol/
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>>40059911
>but are huge as shit hypocrites
?
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>>40059925
>radicals
I think they've gone beyond being simply radicals.
>>40059954
The country is full of SJW.
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>>40059805
vi har överflöd av invandrare och idiotiska politiker politiker istället.
har du sett att dom betalar 70k i månaden för ettor åt flyktingar?
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Take it from a Swedish person the emigration law is okay but it's a hundred times better then the system in USA
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>>40060010
>bait
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>>40060010
>Implying you're not just saying that because you like getting cucked.
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Didn't die yet, back to writing until my power goes out.
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>>40060010
I'm not sure which is funnier, the idea of people falling for such obvious bait or the idea that someone might actually think that
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>>40060010
Kek. Enjoy eating cum out of your gf
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>>40060010
>thinking a system that is shown to be sucking your pockets dry is good
>thinking a system that is causing crime to rise is good
>thinking a system that is making landlords become asylum houses because it gives more money is good
>thinking something that forces your country to build a slums for is good.
I do think our immigration for people aplying legally needs to be laxed a bit though.
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>>40060067
Yes. It's good thing you didn't have stop sign through skull. Now write you dog.
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>>40060067
Hey Soma get a load of this cuck >>40060010
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God I can't wait until we can get back to training, we must make grandpa proud and be a soldier extrodinare. And other grandpa proud by being a vatis extrodinare. Which we are already doing just fine
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>>40060177
nigga what
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>>40060010
Sweden: Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja5zlGZRDc4
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>tfw we will never spar again
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>>40060220
Some people want to make dead proud.
It is meaningless, like making soiled dirt proud. It gives nothing.
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>>40060067
Hey soma remember a while back on the ask page about a rich democrat hiring black protesters and shit, well here is an update on that. http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/may/19/hired-black-lives-matter-protesters-start-cutthech/
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>>40060220
Our mothers father was a top tier commander.
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>>40058989
Yeah, but children is another thing. The gold standard is Dragon Quest. Then Silver Dragon quest when the author tried to restart after burnout, which turned into attempts at more of the same shit.
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>>40060267
E
D
G
E
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>>40060236
I shouldn't have laughed as hard as i did to this.
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>>40060317
No edge just life as is.
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>>40059690
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>>40060268
KEK
They got what they deserved for being paid protesters.
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>>40059690
fuck off filthy soilborn
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>>40060321
Pol is great for producing shit that rips on Sweden.
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>>40060243
Next meditation imma vote we use the martial meditation shit we went through such shit to get.
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>>40060421
Martial mediation is shit until we improve it through sparing, making us go through the meditation to improve sparring is counter productive.
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>>40060421
Mediation on Form is shit for actually advancing martial prowess.
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Regulus would probably be a great sparring partner.

Jus' saiyan.
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>>40060371
Can we ask Regulus to write us a book on enchanting if we pay him/give him what he wants?
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>Hoard Size: 34 gold, 1 silver pendant, 1 ruby
Where did he find the pendant and the ruby?
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>>40060574
>Wanting to have enchanting in a physically accessible form.
Nope.
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>>40060600
Stole it. Like the li'l nigga he is.
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>>40060600
>Trained Vatis: Your Master has corrected the mistakes of her previous tutor, and she now gets a +2 to meditation rolls.
Based Karim, he still can't score with her though
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>>40060600
he found them on people he ate while we where gone
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>>40060600
haha
oh boy

sneaky little shit
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>>40060621
>not wanting a book of that shit.
Anon we wrote it on the ground so that our master knows what we knew.
>>40060600
Our freinds have been giving him money, or dragons make gold grow through magic
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>>40060658
Writing a fucking book on that shit is different and you know it. Just having knowledge is dangerous but having it in a physical form is worse.
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>>40060600
I like to think that that the servants treat him like a princeling and just give him shit, more likely he went invisible and stole people's shit
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>>40060057
>>40060070
>>40060127

I've realized that I automatically hate people that use "cuck"

Dunno why. I know it originates from when /pol/ pissed off moot. I guess it's just a kneejerk reaction.

I do think Sweden is fucked though.
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>>40060703
Secret language~
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>>40060703
How is it dangerous oh wise anon?
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>>40060719
Nice blog.
Subscribed XD
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> Gear:
-Elaudian Death Mask *2 days* (+6 to attack rolls, telescoping vision, magic sight, hidden effects)
-Earth-shattering Mace (Enhanced Damage, Deteriorates Armor, Hidden Effects)
-Chryssa's Compound Bow (+4 to ranged attack rolls.)
-Reinforced Technicians Armor *2 days* (+2 to soak damage, spell amplification, improves health (passive), hazmat functions (active), self-repairing (active)
-Unknown Armor *2 days* (+3 to Soak Damage, +4 to Attack Rolls, Magic Sight, Hidden Effects)
Wouldn't she have her gears back already?
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>>40060746

That's actually a great idea. I will spend time in between posts Blogging about my day in thread!

Thanks Anon. I'm gonna type up the first post now.
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>>40060731
Look what it did to the Rhynian empire.
>>40060727
Still a bad idea though it wouldn't be secret once you teach it to Regulus.
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>>40060806
Get him to write it, rewrite it in the language, torch the book.
Tada
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>>40060719
I still don't understand how it spread all over 4ching at this point I don't even know what that shit means anymore
Niggas just be spouting that shit out over everything
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>>40060806
Again how does US getting a single book written for our own eyes dangerous to any one?
Hell to quell your paranoia we can burn it once we are done.
>>40060822
No real need for another language when we keep the books in a separate dimension.
Speaking of which both libraries in anthus and home should have some books on enchanting, but are probably rare as shit.
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Tearing a hole in the void and then selling our ghost buster services when?
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>>40060849
>say something beta or weak willed
>others imply your significant other is cheating on you
It's not hard anon
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>>40060822
Still a bad idea to have that shit in a physical form. Though the idea of a secret language was always stupid.
>>40060854
>No real need for another language when we keep the books in a separate dimension.
THAT'S JUST AS BAD!
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>>40060854
I'd rather not wave the book thats essentially blasphemy in the face of the guys who deal with that.
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>>40060856
We did that once, and there was that little problem of releasing a pile of stuff that were basically world enders.

Took the local Divyath Fyr equivalent to stop it.
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>>40060849
4chan (and the internet in general) just really likes having memewords to use as a reply rather than actually talk.
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>>40060893
>it's bad to have a book that's essentially gibberish to everyone but us
Okay.
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>>40060849
>I still don't understand how it spread all over 4ching
By the very nature of 4chan itself, a forced meme turned into a meme.
remind me of the old days of wordfilters
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>>40060879

But if you don't have an SO?
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You start off reading the Excidium, and make good progress for a time. It's just recounting the main character's, or perhaps the writer's, experiences in the strange Rhynian facility in the 'Exotic Provinces'. He discusses all manner of experiments he saw, strange magics that he was being taught, and experiences he had. Apparently they were trying to engineer a creature which could survive in the harsh environment outside the colony.

You work through a good four chapters of the book before tucking it back into your cloak, resolving to finish it another day. Then you pull out the Varistha's notes and start to leaf through them. You've more or less finished off most of his notes on magic theory, so you start on his notes related to philosophy. They're the largest stack by far. You start with the oldest writings, since these seem to follow a stricter progression than most of his other rambling notes.

The pages are old and yellowed, and the writing hard to follow, but the first ten or so pages seem to relate mostly to the relationship between Pani and Surya. There are also a few references to their relationship with Dhatu and Prthvi, but no mention of a banished goddess in the early writings. He claims that Pani is the Empress of the Gods, crowned by the lotus, and that as such her dominion over Surya is absolute, as is her dominion over the other gods.

(1/2)
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>>40060924
It's bad for a book on enchanting to exist at all.
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>>40060938
>being single
Nerd.
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It's as you're reading Sehzade's notes, the city of Anthus rising from the sea in the distance, that your thoughts are invaded by a chorus of voices, all shouting in unison. You're momentarily stunned as the noise echoes through your skull, your mind flooded by a dozen voices all screaming {Happy birthday Mikhael!}

They fall silent after the initial assault, but while you're still reeling your Master's voice comes to the fore. {I hope you're not just pissing about in the North, Mikhael. I was going to have a party thrown for you but since you're not here I figured this would have to do. Your father and mother say they miss you, by the way. As do your sisters and brothers. Oh, and Vasuda as well.} Presumably not Salil, considering he should be set sail for Aleamond.

Of course your Master would be the one to organize it. He's always arranged something special for your birthday. When you were younger it was always a party, but sometimes he'd give you scrolls from his library to study with or things of that nature. Once he got you an entire troupe of dancing girls to entertain you and your friends. That had been a fun birthday.

Darzi's voice is the next to speak. {How are things going in the north? Are you on your way back? We've had news of dragons destroying villages near the mountains, we're glad that you seem to have made it through safely.}

>Tell them you're fine, you're on your way back, but leave out most detail.
>Tell them you rescued a peasant girl from a dragon attack and you intend to either enroll her in the Academy or bring her back with you.
>Tell them all the details, including the attack on Anthus and the siege of Polop by the elven warlord, using the Voibardians as a proxy.
>Write-in
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>>40060936
>old days
m00t gave /pol/ word filters like right before he left
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>>40060960

And if you prefer casual sex without any intimacy?
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>>40060974
>Tell them you rescued a peasant girl from a dragon attack and you intend to either enroll her in the Academy or bring her back with you.
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>>40060974
>Tell them all the details, including the attack on Anthus and the siege of Polop by the elven warlord, using the Voibardians as a proxy.
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>>40060974
>Tell them you rescued a peasant girl from a dragon attack and you intend to either enroll her in the Academy or bring her back with you.
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>>40060974
>>Tell them all the details, including the attack on Anthus and the siege of Polop by the elven warlord, using the Voibardians as a proxy.
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>>40060974
>>Tell them you rescued a peasant girl from a dragon attack and you intend to either enroll her in the Academy or bring her back with you.
>>Tell them all the details, including the attack on Anthus and the siege of Polop by the elven warlord, using the Voibardians as a proxy.
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>>40060974
>Tell them you rescued a peasant girl from a dragon attack and you intend to either enroll her in the Academy or bring her back with you.
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>>40060974
>Tell them all the details, including the attack on Anthus and the siege of Polop by the elven warlord, using the Voibardians as a proxy.
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>>40060974
>>Tell them all the details, including the attack on Anthus and the siege of Polop by the elven warlord, using the Voibardians as a proxy.
>tell them to never do that again, you'd rather not die of a heart attack
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>>40061018
>>40061014
>>40061002
>>40061026
Why do you guys want to include that
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>>40060996
Then you're a >>40061045degenerate heathen and should fuck off
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>>40060974
>>Tell them all the details, including the attack on Anthus and the siege of Polop by the elven warlord, using the Voibardians as a proxy.
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>>40060974
>>Tell them you rescued a peasant girl from a dragon attack and you intend to either enroll her in the Academy or bring her back with you
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>>40060974
>Tell them all the details, including the attack on Anthus and the siege of Polop by the elven warlord, using the Voibardians as a proxy.

Soma don't dick around and male a 8 part because I will cut you if you do
Bitch.
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>>40060974
Mention the mutant dragons that were screaming the same thing over and over again, and ask our master about their souls/minds/vys behaviour, see if he's heard about anything similar (vys induced mutation, mental warping).
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>>40061060
>clicked on other post before it finished posting
God damn it all
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>>40060974
>Tell them all the details, including the attack on Anthus and the siege of Polop by the elven warlord, using the Voibardians as a proxy.
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>>40060974
>>Tell them you rescued a peasant girl from a dragon attack and you intend to either enroll her in the Academy or bring her back with you.
But most likely enroll her in the Academy.
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Well looks like we'll be telling them the real reason we were going up north.
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>>40060974
>Tell them all the details, including the attack on Anthus and the siege of Polop by the elven warlord, using the Voibardians as a proxy.
Its not like thier not gonna find out.
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>>40061075
This, plus warn him the dragons are probably coming straight at them, man the walls, arm the ballista, take away the vatis's opium.
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>>40061060

Yeesh, /pol/ should go and stay go.

Y'all should just kill yourselves if you hate society so much.
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>>40061118
But Soma is /pol/ incarnate.
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>>40061084
>implications that she hasn't imprinted on mik
New daughter guys!
>mik just goes around adopting children
Let's find a sentient bird next.
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>>40060974
>Tell them all the details, including the attack on Anthus and the siege of Polop by the elven warlord, using the Voibardians as a proxy.
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>>40061066
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>>40061131

He's smarter than the vast majority of /pol/fags.

Hmm, perhaps some heavy conditioning would suffice instead.
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>>40061118
>society
The implications in this post are disgusting, please remove yourself
>>>/out/
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>>40061160
But isn't that Adam?
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https://twitter.com/Quidam_Asinus/status/600845521658322944
Soma confirmed ded rip in pieces banished quest never
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>>40061176
Faggit
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>>40061150
Shit, you're probably right. She probably won't want to stray far from us now.
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>>40061189
ripip
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>>40061176

I'm sorry Anon but the Nazis lost the war.
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>>40061164
>people who disagree are inferior to me
Newsflash, this is 4chan, we're all retarded geniuses here, except r9k and s4s.
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>>40061189
welp

rip soma
rip banished quest
ded
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>>40061212
So? That doesn't equate hedonism to society.
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>>40061215

You're right Anon. The blame should not be placed on the posters. It should be placed on their parents.
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>>40061239

>Casual Sex
>Hedonism

I bet you think the Missionary Position is kinky.
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>>40061269
It is the best position.
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>>40061269
Enjoy your stds and loveless life fag
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>>40061189
Time to shitpost.
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>>40061307
Normies get out REEEEEEEEEEEE
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Time to talk about ways of bringing our dragon with us.

Maybe we can just put a blanket over him.
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>>40061332
We can hide him in the endless void that is profs ass
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>>40061183
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>>40061183
Piss off Carl. Go get your head popped.
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>>40060974
>>Tell them you rescued a peasant girl from a dragon attack and you intend to either enroll her in the Academy or bring her back with you.
>>Tell them all the details, including the attack on Anthus and the siege of Polop by the elven warlord, using the Voibardians as a proxy.
and thank them for the kind wishes
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>tfw shitty circumstance keeps gypping us out of quests
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>>40061189
Soma's real ending confirmed: Mikhael moves to NotSweden and proceeds to cuckold the entire nation. Zahak eventually sodomizes him unto death.

GOOD END.
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lmfao :^) kek
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>>40061850
>main character fucked to death by their son
>good end
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>>40061988
Their dragon son.
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This is all the shitposters fault
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Power's back.
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>>40062332
Fuck yeah
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Looks like telling them everything won out, so writing. For the record, that includes telling them about the girl.
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>>40062332
AW YEAHH
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>>40062332
>>40062354
QUEST STILL ON

FUCK OFF TORNADO
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>>40062354
We should tell them about her deliciously abnormal vys pool.
Mmmmmm vys
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>>40062488
>"Found this human peasant girl with a Vys pool to die for, unffh"
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>>40062488
You're getting me all hot and bothered talking about vys
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>>40062546
You know, with our immortality, we could get into Eugenics by selectively breeding our human and elf servants to produce magically potant offspring
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>>40062630
friendly reminder that we might have a bastard half human son in the near future
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>>40062630
Wait till unbanished quest, anon.
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>>40062354
the human girl we fucked?
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>>40062354
So why the fuck didn't you write the post beforehand?
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>>40062630
Man you need to be careful with that talk you might just make me fall in love with you
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>>40062647
nope. the one we saved. that human girl we fucked is our secret shame we must tell no one about
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>>40062651
Because I write on a desktop computer.
Which requires electricity to function.
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>>40062647
No
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>>40062651
kek you're dumb anon
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>>40062669
It's called typing it on your phone and emailing it to yourself.

Step up pleb.
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>>40062651
You're a pony.
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>>40062695
I make enough typos wiht a keyboard, Anon.
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>>40062669
Its called pen and paper, its like you never lived in a place in fear of losing power becuase some one forgot to pay the bills.
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>>40062709
>I make enough typos wiht a keyboard, Anon.
>wiht
hue
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>>40062719
Where would he find a pen outside of a museum?
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>>40062709
Then just stop drinking.

Yeah. Right.
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>>40062744
Anon I've only had two beers and a vodka tonic. I'm totally sober.
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>>40062719
Pens are a fad, pencils all the way.
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>>40062743
He goes to college, like i and many of his players anon.
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>>40062743
>>40062743
Anywhere you need to sign anything.
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>>40062630
We could also darken them up via introduction of a Samjan to the equation.
>mik effectively removes humans and elves from the world
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>>40062773
That's what we're gonna do once we found the New RhyniHician Empire.
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>fall off the board before next post
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You blow out a sigh, not even really sure where to begin. Then you push your thoughts through the pathways branching off the back of your mind to each of your companions, save Demetrios of course. No need to bother him with this. He's probably teaching a class. {Well, a lot's happened in the last few days. I rescued a little peasant girl fleeing from a dragon attack on her village. Well, I suppose she's not really little. She's fifteen but humans are so tiny, they always look so much younger.}

Worry fills Darzi's thoughts as she responds. {Is she okay? What are you going to do with her? Where are her parents? We can't just take care of a teenage human girl, Mikhael. That's a recipe for trouble, either in the form of Profectus, your Master, one of the slaves, or some randy teenage boy.}

Of course Darzi would be the responsible one, worried about the possible consequences of housing so many humans. {I'm taking her to the Academy of Anthus, to be surrounded by her pubescent peers. If she's completely against staying there I'll take her back to our estate, but I don't anticipate her disliking the Academy. Oh, a nobleman tried to have his way with her last night but we took care of it without much trouble.}

Chrys' voice filters through your thoughts, passively interested. {This is the same girl who you told me about earlier, right? Who was it that tried to take her against her will?}

You shrug, though you realize it's a pointless gesture. They can't see you. {A traveler we met on the road, a man by the name of Markos. Seemed odd from the start but I'd hoped he was harmless. Guess I was wrong. Anyway, like I said the man is dead and gone. She's fine. We're on our way back to Anthus. Oh, speaking of. Anthus was attacked by dragons recently and partially burned down. They managed to kill it though-}

(1/3)
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Fulvia interrupts you, practically frantic. {They killed a dragon? You'll have to get me its scales. I don't care how you do it but I need-}

Skull Kid in turn interrupts her. {Whooa, Fulv. Chill out. Ain't no big deal if he can't get us the scales.} He addresses you next. {Seriously though, if you can manage it a sample would be great.}

It was probably a pretty young dragon if the soldiers of Anthus managed to kill it, but maybe you'll manage to get a scale. {I'll do my best, but no promises. I do have the preserved corpses of several mutated draconic creatures though. I'm not sure if they're true dragons, but they're like dragons. More like Zahak than the big four-legged things.}

Profectus speaks up for the first time. {I've managed to make it back safe and sound with Tertia, by the way. She says 'hi'. We saw a lot of dragons patrolling the mountains, flying in regular patterns. I think they're starting to mark their territory, is what I think. We saw a tribe of weird ape-men though. Eight feet tall, covered in hair, dark skinned, really muscular. One of them leapt off a cliff onto a dragon's back and stabbed it in the eye. Damn near pissed myself it was so awesome.}

Ape men? You've heard of no such thing dwelling in the mountains. You've heard of Samjan tribesmen who dwell there and tend to be more muscular than most Samjan, but to say they're 'ape men' would be wholly inaccurate.

Your Master's voice interrupts your thoughts. {Anything else going on up north? It's always been ripped apart by violence as long as I've been alive, so I'm sure they'll whether the dragon invasion. We've been blessedly spared, a few recent sighting out at sea, or soaring above the city, or near the mountains but no attacks. Not even on our mining colonies in the mountains. It's strange.}

(2/3)
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You think back on everything that's happened since you've come to the north. {There is one other thing. The Warlord has mostly unified Elven Lands and turned his sights on the provinces. He's invaded Polop, a city on the coast, using the Voibardians, a race of stout sea raiders, as a sort of proxy army from what I understand.}

Your Master's thoughts grow erratic, a moment before his thoughts assault your mind. {The Voibardians? They haven't been active since I was a boy. I barely recall hearing tales of their exploits, raiding all across the north. They even assault El-Amin once, though they were sunk off the coast by a handful of Metal Vatis. Their ships were the strangest things, metal tubes so far as I could tell. They could sail beneath the surface of the water.}

Sail beneath the water? How could that be possible. How could a metal tube even float? You suppose if it was filled with air, but you'd think the weight of the metal would still overcome the buoyancy of the air. Oh well. You answer their questions for a while and promise to get home soon, but it isn't long before you're riding across the bridge into Anthus and you're forced to disconnect so you can focus on steering your guar through the crowds.

>Set off immediately for the Academy. It's getting late, but hopefully you can still get Aylin enrolled and take your test.
>Find an inn and get a good meal, you've only eaten jerky so far today and you're starving.
>Head down to the Market district to inspect the damage and look for the dragon corpse.
>Write-in
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>>40063381
>Set off immediately for the Academy. It's getting late, but hopefully you can still get Aylin enrolled and take your test.
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>>40063381
>>Set off immediately for the Academy. It's getting late, but hopefully you can still get Aylin enrolled and take your test.

Best not to poke dragon corpses when you've someone tagging along that nearly got corpsed, and had their town corpsed by dragons.
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>>40063381
>>Head down to the Market district to inspect the damage and look for the dragon corpse.
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>>40063381
>Head down to the Market district to inspect the damage and look for the dragon corpse.
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>>40063381
>Head down to the Market district to inspect the damage and look for the dragon corpse.
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>>40063381
>>Set off immediately for the Academy. It's getting late, but hopefully you can still get Aylin enrolled and take your test.
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>>40063412
supporting this, Suresh seems well connected enough
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>>40063381
>>Set off immediately for the Academy. It's getting late, but hopefully you can still get Aylin enrolled and take your test.
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>>40063381
>>Head down to the Market district to inspect the damage and look for the dragon corpse.
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>>40063381
>Head down to the Market district to inspect the damage and look for the dragon corpse.
lets just throw our cloak on it an Ricky will break it into medium sized chunks
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>>40063381
>Head down to the Market district to inspect the damage and look for the dragon corpse.
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>>40063381
>Head down to the Market district to inspect the damage and look for the dragon corpse.
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>>40063381
>Head down to the Market district to inspect the damage and look for the dragon corpse.
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>>40063381
>Set off immediately for the Academy. It's getting late, but hopefully you can still get Aylin enrolled and take your test.
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>>40063381
TO THE MARKET. FOR DRAGON SCALES.

Also Dragon Steaks. There is no reason we cannot cook and devour a piece of dragon right then and there. I demand we eat the closest thing to a physical god we've seen so far.
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>>40063381
>>Head down to the Market district to inspect the damage and look for the dragon corpse.
We'll ask Suresh if we cannot find it ourselves.

There's a chance we'll find one that was broken off in the fighting, we don't need the whole corpse.
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>>40063381
>>Set off immediately for the Academy. It's getting late, but hopefully you can still get Aylin enrolled and take your test.
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>>40063381
>Set off immediately for the Academy. It's getting late, but hopefully you can still get Aylin enrolled and take your test.
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>>40063381
>Head down to the Market district to inspect the damage and look for the dragon corpse.
I kinda wanna take a couple of steaks off of that dragon.
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>>40063381
>Head down to the Market district to inspect the damage and look for the dragon corpse.
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>>40063381
>>Set off immediately for the Academy. It's getting late, but hopefully you can still get Aylin enrolled and take your test.

We can head down to the market district after.
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>>40063493
>>40063469
>>40063479
>>40063459
>>40063457
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>>40063435
>>40063428
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>>40063421
>>40063509
>>40063512
>Hunt for dragon scales.

>>40063506
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>>40063537
>To the Academy!

Looks like you're on the trail of the Easter Dragon....
NEXT TIME ON BANISHED QUEST
Which will be tomorrow, assuming I survive the night.
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>>40063381
Down to the Market District.

Shouldn't be to hard, it sounds like the fight was pretty rowdy.
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>>40063548
gnight soma.
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>>40063381
>Head down to the Market district to inspect the damage and look for the dragon corpse.
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>>40063548
YOU FUCK THAT TORNADO

FUCK IT SOMA
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>>40063381
>>Head down to the Market district to inspect the damage and look for the dragon corpse.
Let's try to get some Dragon Bone too. Enchanted Dragon Bone Spear when?
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>>40063548
Don't die soma!!!

Remember, if that Tornado starts getting too uppity just go beat it like it's your white trash wife, should do the trick.
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>>40063572
Tomorrow night's news:

>A man has died in a tornado. Surviving security footage shows him completely naked, covered in sweat and cheeto dust, thrusting wildly as the storm descends upon him.
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>>40063606
9/10
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>>40063606
Worth.
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>>40063606
u havin a giggle there m8?

Cus I am!
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>>40063548
Night Soma, thanks for running. Hope your stomach felt better today and you don't die from tornadoes!
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>>40063548
It's ok Soma, you aren't alone. I too will have massive hangover come morning.
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>>40063360
>fulvia ordering us around
I miss old fulvia
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>Reggie has free will and emotions
>the others were super soldiers
>rhynia somehow fell
Civil war? Someone pulled a Nero and let the barbarian hordes in? I mean apparently there are ape men.
Speaking of ape men, we should go find them, sound bro as fuck, maybe don't bring zahak
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>>40063925
the !Jews were probably responsible, living today in !Sweden
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>>40063925
#smote
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>>40064197
>gods actually giving a shit
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>tfw we didn't become a shaman
I'm still angry, and you guys also pissed off mister kitty.
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>>40064222
Twas a different time.
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>>40064240
I couldn't care less that you're angry but I'm hoping that I can reconcile with mister kitty
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>>40064240
shaman?
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>>40064272
Good thing I'm eternally voting to be an ass to him just to spite you guys for fucking up in the first place, 90% of my income goes to paying third worlders to vote for things I want
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>>40064295
If we took the cats original deal we could have talked with spirits, and made deals with them, I mean look how well that worked for prof, and that was a forced binding, not a nicely made contract
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>>40064306
well at least you're dedicated
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>>40064306
Mister Kitty is a dick who can go fuck himself.

The real quest starts when we pladge ourself to She Who Was Banished and Rip out the Divine Essence of Mister Kitty there and enslave it to our soul.

That's what the green souls are for.
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I still say that he was full of shit and weaseled out of his deal, he said that we would own ALL that was within the property, his argument against being owned was that he promised us everyTHING within it and that he wasn't a thing
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>>40064375
The problem is that if he doesn't think its true he isn't bound to the agreement, if we convince him that he is a thing, he's obligated to be owned by us. Same reason the fae are cock suckers and not to be trusted
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>>40064478
Maybe we can get the trash man to force him to accept the terms of his deal after our next bounty
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>>40064478
what I'm getting at is that whether he is or isn't a thing shouldn't have mattered, the original deal was for all that was within the property, he's within it
I still think claiming we owned him was stupid, but his argument against it is wrong
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>>40064538
I still want that ye olde Live Google maps. It would make dealing with dragons, and fucking everything easier.
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>>40064557
Obviously we shouldn't have done it in the part of the house where he was a god. Nor should we have done it before we gmed metal, no mind fuckery for us pls tnk u
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>>40064601
We should have burnt the fucking thing down and called it a day. It might even kill him if he wasn't released properly.
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>>40064782
It also might have just pissed him off
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>>40064576
Too easy, as soma said, it would take hallenge out of the quest.
I think the same is true for the cloak and it was a mistke of Soma to give it to us.



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