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You advance on the prone form of your opponent, reaching up to grab hold of your left arm by the wrist. Channeling vys you eat through your own flesh and bone, rotting them away until with a sickening snap you manage to rip off the offending limb. Does it hurt? Sure. Do you care? Not particularly. You've done worse to yourself, far worse.

Raising your own severed arm like a club you bring it down on her back, surprised by how yielding her flesh is. You suppose when most of your internal organs have been liquidized There's not really much to lend resistance as someone hits you with their own arm. You land blow after blow after blow, each one serving as punctuation while you cry out. “Submit! Submit to me, Woman! Admit your defeat! Your end is nigh! Submit!”

She channels vys, a blast of steam washing over you. You're able to divert it, for the most part, though the heat is uncomfortable. She starts crawling away, towards the judges, but you follow her. One particularly nasty blow has the jagged end of your humerus smashing into the back of her head, knocking her prone.
>Vys Pool: 36/56

>Enemy Turn!
>Enemies Remaining: Grandmistress Aisha (Severely Wounded, Terrified)
>Status: Severely Wounded, Disoriented

As you raise your own severed arm to club her again, she hurls something. You're momentarily blinded as sand fills your eyes, swinging your arm blindly. You feel it connect with something, but by the time you can clear your vision enough to see her properly you find that she's got her leg wound back to kick. It occurs you you that you've spread your legs to stabilize yourself. She's got a perfect shot at the family jewels. How low is this fight going to get, seriously?

>Dodge the blow!
>Stab her with an ice spike! (1 vys)
>Rot the eyes out of her sockets! (2 vys)
>Rot her leg off! (2 vys)
>Smash her in the face with your severed arm!
>Write-in

>>40529577
>Dodge the blow!

This is actually unnecessary shit

>>40529577
>Quick! One make Ice block between your legs to act as a crotch guard! And rot her leg at the knee!

>>40529577
>Rot the eyes out of her sockets! (2 vys)
Go for the eyes boo

>>40529577
>>Rot her leg off! (2 vys)
SUBMIT

>>40529577
>>Rot her leg off! (2 vys)
preferably before it hits us

>>40529577
>Rot her leg off! (2 vys)

>>40529577
>>Rot her leg off! (2 vys)

>>40529577
>>Rot her leg off! (2 vys)
GRAB LEG. WE DUAL WEILDING NOW BITCHES.

>>40529577
>>Dodge the blow!
Always protect the family jewels

Really Soma?

>Create an Ice Sheath around your family jewels, complete with an ice spike sticking out.

If you can use the paralyze metamagic on it, that would be awesome.

An awesome line like "I'm not into feet, but at least you're open to experimentation" would work well.

>>40529577
>(Severely Wounded, Terrified)
>terrified
Fucking hilarious

>>40529577
>Rot your balls off!
>Then, choke her with them!
THE 'CUDDA MAN HAS SPOKEN!

One day we shall be the master of the Oud on pair with Farid El-Atrash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWddWhpKrmM

>>40529577
>Rot her leg off! (2 vys)

>>40529577
Rot our face off. FEAR US MORTAL WOMAN, SUBMIT TO OUR DIVINE WILL

>>40529577
>Rot her leg off! (2 vys)

See guys, terror tactics are totally valid.

>>40529577
>Rot her leg off! (2 vys)
>>40529664

>>40529621
>GO FOR THE EYES, BOO! GO FOR THE EYES! RAAAAAGH!

>>40529676
>>40529609
>Protect your nuts.

>>40529664
>>40529649
>>40529648
>>40529637
>>40529631
>>40529725
>>40529736
>>40529753
>Rot off her leg.

>>40529733
>Rot off your face

>>40529677
>>40529620
>Crotch Guard

>>40529704
>Deeez nuts!

>>40529677
Paralyze is an effect, not a metamagic.

ROOOOOOOOLL 3d10+12 (+8 GM, +4 Frosty) vs DC 26 (Base 20, +8 GM, +2 Boiling Rage, -4 Terrified)

Rolled 9, 1, 8 + 12 = 30 (3d10 + 12)

>>40529788

Rolled 6, 2, 6 + 12 = 26 (3d10 + 12)

>>40529788
This'll be easy. Bet the stooges are laughing their asses off.

Rolled 4, 8, 4 = 16 (3d10)

>>40529788

Rolled 7, 9, 8 + 12 = 36 (3d10 + 12)

>>40529788

Rolled 5, 9, 3 = 17 (3d10)

>>40529788
Rolls for the roll throne!

Rolled 6, 4, 7 + 12 = 29 (3d10 + 12)

>>40529788

>>40529801
>>40529811
>>40529813
>30, 26, 28 vs DC 26
>Great Success!
That'll probably be all she wrote.

Threadly Update -- Make a shrine in Longia.

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>>40529788
>-4 Terrified

>>40529838
>we kill her via shock

>>40529577
FUCK IT Swell the family jewels rip them off and begin to pummel her with them!!!!

>>40529811
I love always being able to provide quality entertainment for the stooges.
They're cool skellingtons. .

>>40529838
so on a trauma scale of not scared to ALL MY NOPE, how bad did we traumatize her?

>>40529878
>oh mother how they burned

>>40529878
How traumatized are the judges?

>>40529878
"Flinches when she sees her own arms" tier.

This madness is going to have the funnest consequences.

>>40529933
Man, if we thought all the students and faculty were scared of us before, just wait until word of this spreads around.

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>>40529933

>>40529788

Remember, we need to chastise her to "not to piss herself because there's seldom little more annoying than a crying babe."

>>40529951
at least the welps will be grateful that our madness brought about the creation of the Siege! games.

>>40529967
And then grab and shake her hand for a good match.
While casting an illusion over our connected hands to make it look like they're rotting.

>>40529838
I vote that we offer her our arm as a souvenir for a fight well fought.

>>40530002
She shit talked us like a faggot. She got rekt like a faggot, faggots don't get gifts.

>>40529978

That reminds me, Shouldn't we create a addendum to current Siege! detailing Spirit battles? We could also create a tourney system were local winners are basically the entrenched spirits and other(s) challenging them are intruding spirits.

>>40530002
Of course we are it is the gentlemanly thing to do

>>40530002
But I like this arm

Its a really nice arm

>>40529995
Everyone needs to start thinking of hand puns again for when we help her up to show our sportsmanlike conduct

>>40530002
When she doesn't accept it, find that student from Demetrios' class who we gave our arm to last time and give it to them.

>>40530029

A gentleman always has a beautiful lady under his arm.

Say it with a wink while Mik rots the flesh off his face.

That vatis duel awoke a dark side of mik.

Found Mik's bad end song when he inevitably gets consumed by madness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98nZnNBm_4I
Just replace "Blood red Sandman" with "Blood Red Samjan.

>>40529967
We must remember this.

>>40530002
"Boy that was tough! Need a hand? I'm glad you were my opponent! I can tell people this robe cost me a hand and a leg!"

>>40529951
>beaten, broken, and terrified beyond words, our opponent staggers away from the field, the offending limb in hand
>students scatter in shock as they watch her limp through the halls
>some avert their eyes
>some flee
>others follow in morbid curiosity, though none so closely that they tread in the trail of blood she leaves behind
>save one
>one student walks to her side and lifts her up
>she learned the horror the grandmaster now feels all too well, that bloody day in the classroom
>bloodshot eyes slowly come into focus, confusion giving way to relief as she recognizes, on some primitive level, a comrade in arms

>>40530028
>We could also create a tourney system were local winners are basically the entrenched spirits and other(s) challenging them are intruding spirits
I hope one of the chargen choices for Bani2hed is a professional Siege! player, because it's sounding increasingly like YGO and all the other shit it's inspired.

>>40530053
Or we could just put our dismembered, rotting arm on top of her head while saying it

>>40530104
you mean to:
>give her a headpat with our severed arm.
I like it.

>>40530085
>>40530096
Carlos, I will murder your whole fucking family. Make one more pun, I dare you.

>>40530096
I was hoping the student would be mik, shit out of ten

>pointless GM test
>lolrandom fighting techniques
>Mik is crazy!!1!
I hate you guys

>>40530190
Why do you hate fun so much?

>>40530190
Than leave faglord

>>40530147
Why do you not find this humerus? Mik was leg-endary. His opponent didn't have a leg to stand on! We took her down a peg for blowing air out of her lungs, but clearly you are not a fan.

>>40530190
>MAN DO I HATE FUN
>WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE FUN DURING QUESTS
>WHY AREN'T WE READING RIGHT NOW

>>40530157
>mik used illusion to fuck with her even after the fight
>makes arm/hand references nonstop
>as he's leaving her room he drops the arm
>note attached says "I'll come back for it later."

>>40530190
ilu2anon

ayy lmao

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>>40530190

I hate you too. I felt like you needed to know.

Stay salty.

>>40530190
Its a epic meme at this point how did you forget?

>>40530233
i'm salty as fuck right now!

>>40530190
le crazy dark elf meme

>>40530268
>literally half insane

>>40530313
Well I think it's less half and more 80-90%

>>40530313
Out of curosity why did we decide to rot her leg off instead of rotting her spinal cord at the neck to paralyze her?

>>40530313
he's usually only crazy when fags who think it's funny vote for it

>>40530349
Because this is more entertaining.

Now we have two clubs! I don't know how we're going to use two, but we have them. Maybe we can use manipulate and smack her around with it a little?

>>40530344
If we were 8-9 on the insane scale I don't think people would even think of meditating on the void and there would be alot of clues hinting it. Remember once we hit 10 we dead.

>>40530349
cause that shit ain't IC knowledge m8, and if we did we'd do it at the start

>>40530344
Pretty sure it's more like 60% at the moment.

>>40530362
So we should be doing it more often.

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>>40530313
He's insane irrational mood swings etc part when ever brought up by Soma is usually suppressed

But let it pop up to be "funny" it spreads like a meme

>>40530382
Clues such as us beating a woman savagely with our self-detached arm while screaming insane gibberish?

Well I wonder about those. I think that you're right, friend. Magic Mik's pretty sane after all.

>>40530383
Your telling me that learning water magic / healing with it never involved a simple anatomy class?

>>40530411
Healing is just feeding power into the body to accelerate its natural growth, not us making it ourselves

>>40530411
That is correct anon. Are you new to this quest? We have absolutely no knowledge over anything you'd consider common sense. That's how backwards samjans are.

>>40530409
No things such as us losing control and breaking into the academy to get the vys book. But even that would be more of a 7 rather than 8-9. We also have the ring which helps us recover our sanity.

>>40530407
literally no fun allowed

>>40530431
not new, it just seems to me like at some point in this guys life someones spine breaking became a this stuff hurts yo. Like poor little timmy who fell out of a tree when he was young.

>>40530459
>trees
>in the desert

>>40530439
The ring's very slow. Though I do agree that it's more of a 7.
>>40530459
Then they just think what a poor sucker that kid is, a magical dude comes along and waves his arms and everyone moves on. No like really, we only have basic anatomic knowledge, none of the intricacies.
Though it'd be nice if we got somas confirmation

>>40530411
Our anatomy comes from 7 hours of examining the insides of a living person. Everyone knows break spine break person, crush skull person die, heart pump blood, but we have a relatively intricate understanding of the location of organs as well as their basic functions.

>>40530459
>>40530459
Would a spine count as an organ?
Anotomy only covers organs anon, so unless we ran to be behind her to see her neck.

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>>40530446
Look anon you found my a part of my point

What about the other part about how we always try to surpress it? Why do that? A crazy person wouldn't try to do that then Rip his arm off

>>40530499
That's how vasuda broke her collarbone.

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As she swings her leg forward you channel vys, her flesh falling away like water running off wax paper. Her femur snaps as it reaches the apex of her kick, her leg flying off with surprising velocity. The back of her foot smacks you pretty solidly in the head as her leg goes spinning through the air, while she tumbles to the ground without her leg. Both of you end up laying there, motionless.
>Vys Pool: (34/56)

Silence falls on the arena, the steam slowly settling without your opponent to maintain it. You hear muttering, somewhere off in front of you. You can't really see who's doing the muttering, since lifting your head just seems like such a laborious task. However, channeling magic you force yourself to roll over onto your side. Struggling onto your feet you stand in the center of the arena, your opponent slowly piecing herself back together.

After a few seconds eyeing the judges you wander over to your opponent where she lies sprawled out in the sand. You extend your severed arm towards her, gripping it by the bicep. Without a hint of levity in your voice, you pose a question. “Need a hand?”

She just stares at you, in silence. Her eyes are dead, glazed over. After who knows how long she ultimately grabs the wrist of your severed arm and begins struggling to her feet. When she speaks her tone is weary, and resigned. She sounds exhausted, and you can hardly blame her. It's not every day you have your organs melted and your leg rotted off. “I suppose you've won this contest of arms.”

The voices of one of the male judges prevents you from giving a proper response. “By unanimous decision, we have declared Mikhael Abdul-Hakim to be worthy of the title, robes, and privileges of a Grandmaster at the Academy of Anthus. So long as he lives he shall have the protection of the Academy, the rights to our library, and the full use of our facilities.” You were relatively certain you already had all of those things, but you suppose you can ask Suresh about it later.

(1/2)

>>40530516
According to a quick google search of "are bones an organ" yeah they are.

>>40530520
Because we're a prankster and we're not really insane right now.
Just a prank guys, not losing our marbles.

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>>40530520
I just blame it on our master being crazy and how he taught us, and also our insanity being at 6.
Soma has always been bad at showing off crazy mik with out anons reminding him about it.

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As he concludes his little speech you feel magic flooding into you, mending the innumerable rends in your flesh where blisters filled with blood have burst or where the blood in your veins has boiled through your skin. A new arm starts to slowly stretch itself from the stump of your severed limb, just as a new leg starts to grow from your opponent's. She's managed to lean her weight partially against you, enough that she can stand.

It's honestly surprising how little pain you feel, but you suppose that's one of the joys of being a Grandmaster Water Vatis. Not to mention you had a fight way harder than this just last night, when you also nearly died, that wasn't nearly as regulated as this. You will say she was probably your toughest opponent. It took a lot to bring her down. Still, it feels good to have a flawless dueling record.

After perhaps a minute you're healed, fully healed. You glance at your severed arm for a moment before passing it off into your opponent's hands. She fumbles it in surprise, dropping it to the ground. You glance at her a moment before advancing towards the judges and Suresh, the latter of whom is holding a set of purple and gold robes folded neatly in his arms. As you draw near he holds them out, and you take them. You'd slip them over your blood stained clothing, but you'd rather not dirty them so soon.

Just holding a pair of Grandmaster's robes in your arms, even if they're not from El-Amin, fills you with a sense of immense pride. This is your life's goal realized. You've wanted to be a Grandmaster since you were twelve years old, and here you are only fifteen years later. Likely one of the youngest Grandmasters alive.

>Thank Suresh, thank the judges, complement your opponent. Then find a place to rest and relax for a while.
>Excuse yourself, stating that you've things to attend to elsewhere, then see if you can't enter the Cat's realm.
>Time to celebrate! Drag Demetrios out of his classes to go drinking.
>Write-in

>>40530577
Go say goodbye to ayy

>>40530577
>Excuse yourself, stating that you've things to attend to elsewhere, then see if you can't enter the Cat's realm.

>>40530577
>Thank Suresh, thank the judges, complement your opponent. Then find a place to rest and relax for a while.
>Excuse yourself, stating that you've things to attend to elsewhere, then see if you can't enter the Cat's realm.
>Let Demetrios in about your idea of the Spirit wars module

>>40530577
>Time to celebrate! Drag Demetrios out of his classes to go drinking.
We promised him.

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>>40530577
>Thank Suresh, thank the judges, complement your opponent then see if you can't enter the Cat's realm.

Time to go

>>40530577
>>Excuse yourself, stating that you've things to attend to elsewhere, then see if you can't enter the Cat's realm.
>>Say goodbye to little Ayy.
Dragons. Cannons.

>>40530606
Support.

>>40530577
>Thank Suresh, thank the judges, complement your opponent. Then find a place to rest and relax for a while.

>>40530577
>Thank Suresh, thank the judges, complement your opponent. Then find a place to rest and relax for a while.

>>40530606
support

>>40530577
>Time to celebrate! Drag Demetrios out of his classes to go drinking.

>>40530577
>Thank Suresh, thank the judges, complement your opponent. Then find a place to rest and relax for a while.
>Time to celebrate! Drag Demetrios out of his classes to go drinking.
We promised

To answer a question
>Why come we don't have advanced anatomy knowledge as a Water Vatis?
Because society collapsed. Petty warlords and rioting peasants burned down a bunch of libraries. That's how knowledge is lost. Your people are only just barely beginning to dabble in surgery and even then there's an extremely low demand for such knowledge, because most elements save cancer and similar issues can be healed with a flick of a powerful vatis' wrist.

>>40530577
>Write-in
Say bye to All
Give her our contact info
Offer her to come along one more time

>>40530577
Did we ever pay for aylins schooling

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>>40530577
>Time to celebrate! Drag Demetrios out of his classes to go drinking.
>>40530606
Seconding

>>40530577
>Time to celebrate! Drag Demetrios out of his classes to go drinking.
We did say we would do this.

>>40530577
>>Thank Suresh, thank the judges, complement your opponent. Then find a place to rest and relax for a while.
>Time to celebrate! Drag Demetrios out of his classes to go drinking.

>>40530577

See if you get an assistant for being grandmaster? Someone who you can set on questions / research for you while your gone. Ie a glorified lab bitch. Serious question. If not still thank the judgets etc and go say goodbye to ayy.

>>40530577
>Excuse yourself, stating that you've things to attend to elsewhere, then see if you can't enter the Cat's realm.
and also this: >>40530606

>>40530577
>Time to celebrate! Drag Demetrios out of his classes to go drinking.

>>40530577
>>Thank Suresh, thank the judges, complement your opponent. Then find a place to rest and relax for a while.

>>40530577
>>Excuse yourself, stating that you've things to attend to elsewhere, then see if you can't enter the Cat's realm.

>>40530577
>Thank Suresh, thank the judges, complement your opponent. Then find a place to rest and relax for a while.

>>40530577
>Thank Suresh, thank the judges, complement your opponent. Then find a place to rest and relax for a while.
>Time to celebrate! Drag Demetrios out of his classes to go drinking.
>Say goodbye to AYYYY

>>40530577
>Thank Suresh, thank the judges, complement your opponent. Then find a place to rest and relax for a while.
We've still got to pay for Ayy's enrollment right?

>>40530577

>Thank the judges

Talk with demetrios while on the way to the shrine, show off your street cred with the local spirit mafia don by teleporting to El-Amin.

>>40530651
>healed with a flick of a powerful vatis' wrist.

https://youtu.be/qqruUaIGX6Q

>>40530679
Ask this woman to come drinking with us, sleeping with one of our own will help ease the embarassment of our race mixing.

>>40530701
not the worst idea.

>>40530701
That's what vasuda is for anon

>>40530577
>>Thank Suresh, thank the judges, complement your opponent. Then find a place to rest and relax for a while.
>>Time to celebrate! Drag Demetrios out of his classes to go drinking.
>>40530606
supporting

also, stop by Hayes, sell some scales to get some money

>>40530701
Second

>>40530701
>>40530715
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that she's probably not interested.

>>40530577
>>Thank Suresh, thank the judges, complement your opponent. Then find a place to rest and relax for a while.
>Time to celebrate! Drag Demetrios out of his classes to go drinking

>>40530701
>implying she would want to fuck Mik after that fight

>>40530577
>Time to celebrate! Drag Demetrios out of his classes to go drinking.

Mik's earned this, and we still need to pay for AYYY's tuition.

>>40530701
then when we fuck her we can rot our cock off inside of her

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>>40530701
>embarassment

>>40530701
I'll second on getting a second bastard son, miks seed always hits the mark.

>>40530758
..... new plan of action.... we must do this.....

>>40530577
>Time to celebrate! Drag Demetrios out of his classes to go drinking.
+
>>40530701

>>40530698
that was very silly.

So it seems like thanking folks, saying goodbye to ayy, and maybe dragging Deme out to go drinking win out. I'm tired as fuck, so I'll count properly before the next thread.

Anyway, if this is still up tomorrow I might answer questions n' shit in this thread, but no thread. Next thread... Monday, since I'm going to Dallas Friday and staying until Sunday.

>>40530778
..................fuck you

>>40530577
>Time to celebrate! Drag Demetrios out of his classes to go drinking.
Also after getting sufficiently drunk 'accidentally' stumble into the cat's realm with our drinking buddy.

>>40530701
WE GOTTA GET MOVING ASSHOLES

Seems like asking your opponent to come get drunk with you is also pretty popular. So you'll probably do that too.

>>40530807
PAY FOR AYYLINS FUCKING SCHOOL
FUCK
DO NOT FORGET. IMPORTANT.

>>40530790
Thanks for running.

>>40530791
Nooo Fuck her.....

>>40530825
NO
FUCK

<Blank> I wonder if soma rolls to see if mik gets a bastard child in the future
<~Soma_QM> Blank, I rolled.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Banished%20Quest

>>40530856
Don't blank out your name, Moogle. Dat's gay.

>>40530825
yeaaa

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>>40530701
>embarassment

Anon that shit was hot if you think Mikkle was embarrassed you must think he's gay

>>40530872
You're gay, Moogle. A GAY name for a GAY person with a GAY face.

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>>40530872
We prove ourselves to be quite handy in the arena.

>>40530872
Some people get anal about using Irc names on thread so i figured i might as well blank it out.

>>40530825
aw yiss!

Rolled 2 (1d3)

1.Sleep
2.Stay on for a couple more hours
3.Watch a movie

>>40530996
ayy sleep is for the weak

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>40530996
1.Sleep
2.Stay on for a couple more hours
3.Masturbate

>>40531010
HUE

>>40531036
ONE DOES NOT EXCLUDE ANOTHER FOR TWO OF THESE OPTIONS ANYWAY

deacon crigni

Rolled 9, 2, 9 = 20 (3d10)

DC 20 to not kill myself.

>>40531064
Fuck, alright.

>>40530892
You're right, he wasn't embarrassed at the time, but he is embarrassed and ashamed now.

>>40531083
>embarrassed and ashamed
>For sleeping with a hot chick

Could you turn him anymore gay?

>>40531064
>>40531080
the dice gods laugh at your misery

>>40530872
Love ya Soma

Remember to clean up before finding ayy/deme.

Rolled 7, 6, 5 + 6 = 24 (3d10 + 6)

>>40531112
Except for the fact that Mik IS embrasses and ashamed for sleeping with a human. It has nothign to do with her attractiveness, but everything to do with her being a HUMAN.

Dead thread.

Darzi is a whore.

>>40530549
>“I suppose you've won this contest of arms.”
A MATCH MADE IN HEAVENS!

>>40533841
Shame she's an Aghtaki, we cant just bring her back to the estate.

I bet she killed her husband or maybe father or a brother.

>>40533999
Possible.

>>40533914
we could just cut the brand off and heal her face.

we should go in bloody with our arm still regrowing when we get him from the class he's teaching

>>40536641
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE

>>40536829
What?

>>40535917
She's a GM Water, she could've done that herself and has chosen not to.

>>40535917
She could still be recognized by face/name though.
Plus, maybe she has some sentimental attachment to her brand.
And unbranding someone is a pretty fucking serious crime, would be a shame to be executed for it after our unbanishment.

Ayy

The thread is still alive.

>>40539927
No it isn't, go to sleep

>>40539976
It is.

Wow, still here.