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Your slaves bring out plates of food for your companions who haven't already eaten, namely Mortia, Darzi, Profectus, and Tertia. As they begin to eat you clear your throat to get everyone's attention. “Now then, on the topic of our destination. As I mentioned, I have been rethinking my decision to lead us into the Pa'vala.” You pause, rubbing your eyes wearily. “Thus, I pose to you all a question. Where shall we journey? To the harsh deserts of the Pa'vala and the warped ruins within? To the untamed jungles of Elaudia and the mysteries beyond? It would hardly seem fair to drag you along to one of the most dangerous places in the world without first consulting you.”

Profectus nudges Tertia with his elbow. “I hadn't really thought much about it,” He begins. “-but based on Tertia's stories Elaudia isn't all that bad. Plenty of food according to her, if you can put up with all the various and manifold creatures trying to eat you. She ranges that way to escape the cold during particularly bad winters up in the mountains, or she did at least. The heat is apparently sweltering year around.”

Tertia sits up a little straighter as the group looks to her. “There are innumerable plants which host fruiting bodies year around, and most of them aren't poisonous. I can generally pick out those that are but I've never ranged very far into the jungle. I mostly stuck to the very northern edge, near the foothills of the mountains. When traveling Elaudia you absolutely must lookout for wildlife. I've yet to see a single creature that wasn't some sort of nightmarish abomination emerge from those jungles.”

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Darzi politely covers her mouth while she finishes chewing a piece of flat bread smeared with humus. She washes it down with a brief sip of tea before speaking. “I would propose that we stick to the original plan, that is to say we journey first to the Pa'vala. I do appreciate you posing the question, Mikhael, but we need to free your mind from the burden of the Entity lest it grow powerful enough to actually overtly influence your thoughts and actions.”

Skull Kid shrugs his shoulders. “I mean, I don't know. I don't imagine I'll join you to be honest. I've kind of got a lot of stuff going on here, what with my efforts to improve the city's defenses and the water purification facilities. Plus I think I might be getting the entire city piped fresh, clean water once the plant is finished which would entail tearing up a whole swathe of the city to lay pipes. I'll probably update the plumbing in the Vatis District too. Supposedly they're enchanted or something but fuck that, man. They're a thousand years old. It's about time somebody inspected them, y'know?”

You don't know, you'd think that if they're enchanted as you imagine they would be they'll probably outlast the city itself, but whatever. You suppose Skull Kid is simply abstaining, or doesn't care where the party goes. Perhaps you should first decide just who you're bringing along?

Fulvia, shifts slightly in her seat, clearing her throat. It's odd, considering she doesn't actually have a throat to clear. “I think that we ought first journey to the Pa'vala. Exploring the ruins of Hiacia would offer you a priceless glimpse into the only civilization to successfully resist the might of Rhynia. A glimpse which could be later used to advance your own goals. That aside, a commanding officer must be free of outside influences if he is to lead successfully.”

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Soma's on Tumblr~

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Only Chryssa and Mortia have yet to speak and Mortia is currently half asleep cradling a cup of coffee like it's some sort of cherished heirloom. Chryssa seems preoccupied by other matters, her eyes focused on a blank space of wall, but she snaps out of her trance when Profectus nudges her. She glances around the table before speaking. “I think we ought to go to Elaudia. Retrieving the recipe for Elaudian steel and getting that ring as a reward would significantly aide later attempts to explore the Pa'vala.”

Mortia lurches forward, struggling into a properly upright position rather than slouched over in her chair. She yawns wide, smacking her lips and setting aside her coffee before voicing her thoughts on the matter. “I'm sorta with SK on this. I mean, I'unno. I'm probably not coming along. Well, I might join you if you go to Elaudia. I've always wanted to see a jungle. Probably lots of-” She waves a hand searchingly through the air. “-plants and such, for me to collect. So yeah. Go to Elaudia.”

It seems that your companions favor journeying to Elaudia rather than the Pa'vala. However, you're not really sure if you should count Tertia amongst your companions. So far as you recall, she's not much for the adventuring life and in fact refused to journey with you to El-Amin, citing that she'd rather remain in the mountains. You really do wonder how Profectus managed to convince her to join you.

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You're also not wholly certain whether Mortia's vote ought to counted considering she's not even sure that she's going to join you. She certainly won't be traveling with you if you go to the Pa'vala, and she doesn't seem crazy about the idea of traveling to Elaudia either. Were you to discount their votes, you'd be tied with two in favor of Elaudia and two in favor of the Pa'vala, with your vote deciding the matter.

>Before anything else, you need to determine who's actually joining you on this expedition.
>Tell them you'll take their opinions into consideration but put off actually deciding until later.
>Try to convince some of your companions that the Pa'vala is the better choice.
>Try to convince Darzi and Fulvia that Elaudia is the better choice.
>Write-in

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>41096095
1: Try to convince some of your companions that the Pa'vala is the better choice.
2: Try to convince Darzi and Fulvia that Elaudia is the better choice.

>>41096095
>Try to convince Darzi and Fulvia that Elaudia is the better choice.

>>41096095
>>Try to convince Darzi and Fulvia that Elaudia is the better choice.

>>41096109
You're seriously rolling for such an important decision?

>>41096095
>>Try to convince Darzi and Fulvia that Elaudia is the better choice.

>>41096095
>Before anything else, you need to determine who's actually joining you on this expedition.
>Try to convince some of your companions that the Pa'vala is the better choice.

>>41096147
Yeah. I am pretty indifferent here.

>>41096095
>Tell them you'll take their opinions into consideration but put off actually deciding until later.
>Try to convince Darzi and Fulvia that Elaudia is the better choice.

>>41096095
>Try to convince Darzi and Fulvia that Elaudia is the better choice.

Shouldn't we first ask Mahanna if he could make an artifact that could absorb the vys that the entity tries to get?

>>41096226
Soma confirmed that he could

>>41096226
No.

>>41096012
Why didn't you add the tumblr account?

>>41096226
Nah

>>41096095
>I'm with the Pa'vala, but I'll put off actual decision, and take your opinions into consideration

7 votes 7 IPs including Soma~

Love you guys.

>>41096226
What we should ask Mahana about is what our tattoo does.

>>41096272
Just give it time.

>>41096095
>Try to convince Darzi and Fulvia that Elaudia is the better choice.

>>41096301
And the IP count didnt go up for you. Come on man, make it less obvious.

>>41096292
Agreed.

>>41096242
Where?
>>41096246
>>41096262
You do realize that such an artifact could be designed to allow us to wear the heavy armor.
>>41096292
That too but the life rune is most likely the soul rune.

>>41096310
I was just trying to even it out with the other samefag in case Soma decided to count it.

>>41096332
>Where?
On IRC at some point, I don't have the logs.

>>41096095
>Before anything else, you need to determine who's actually joining you on this expedition.

>>41096332
You do realize that you are a fag and I don't care.

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>>41096376

>>41096332
But a soul isn't needed for something to be alive. See: animals, plants

Is this thing live or what?

>>41096332
You do realize it would be better to get good enough to wear the heavy armor, right? We don't NEED to wear the best armor we can, we just have it as a backup until we can wear it without heavy drawbacks.

>>41096376
>Imply you're not a fag too
>>41096394
All living things have souls but not necessarily a mind.
>>41096425
>until we can wear it without heavy drawbacks.
>Implying that will ever happen in our lifetime.

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Since Prema rolled well on finding a map, here's the (WIP) Update to the world map. Still need to add in cities and such.

>>41096369
>>41096160
>Figure out who's coming with.

>>41096109
>>41096160
>Try to convince people that the Pa'vala is the better idea.

>>41096301
>>41096202
>>41096169
>>41096152
>>41096139
>>41096122
>Try to convince Darzi and Fulvia that Elaudia is the better choice.

>>41096169
>Put off actually deciding until later.

Looks like you're trying to convince Darzi and Fulvia that Elaudia a best.

Gimme a second to determine modifiers and all that.

>>41096453
>all living things have a soul
Prove it.

>not brining skull kid
idk mane that niggas pretty tough. if the recipe is in like a vault we might need him

>>41096484
But he has the responsibility of overseeing all the shit in the city.

>>41096475
I imagine with Fulvia its pretty much an auto success, Dazi might require a little sweet talking.

>>41096475
>that map
Holy fucking shit. How little have we actually explored?
This quest could go on for years if you felt like it.

>>41096477
If produces vys it has a soul and all living things produce vys Nature magic tells us as much.

>>41096508
i guess so. we haven't seen him in action all that much though. maybe he can invent the telephone and give orders while away

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ROOOOLL ME 3d10+8 (+6 from Orator, +2 from Senapati) vs DC 21 (Base 15, +4 due to circumstance, +2 due to Stubborn)
Shouldn't be that hard a check.

>>41096525
You've explored very, very little.
Barely anything, really. The little dot is roughly the Shahdom. The blacked out portions are the rest of the world.

Rolled 1, 2, 2 + 8 = 13 (3d10 + 8)

>>41096583

Rolled 9, 6, 4 + 8 = 27 (3d10 + 8)

>>41096583
Let's fail!

Rolled 10, 10, 7 + 8 = 35 (3d10 + 8)

>>41096583

>>41096583
Actually, muh bad. The little dot roughly corresponds to this map: >>41096021

Rolled 7, 10, 4 + 8 = 29 (3d10 + 8)

>>41096583

>>41096545
That's what the brooches are for, Anon.

>>41096583
>that map
NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK

WE GOTTA GET OUR ADVENTURE ON BEFORE THE QUEST ENDS

>>41096594
>>41096603
>>41096605
>13, 27, 35 vs DC 21
>Success!

Would you like to spend 8 to make it a Great Success? You're at 49/57 vys presently.

>>41096622
I mean to communicate with like a manager in El-Anime to give orders to oversee construction.

>>41096661
Spend

>>41096661
Nah

>>41096661
>Spend

>>41096661
No

>>41096661
Don't.

>>41096661
>Spend

>>41096661
>8 vys
no thank you

>>41096661
Spend

>>41096661
meh nah

>>41096661
Spend, because literally no reason not to.

>>41096661
Yeah

So do Samjams identify more with the general Samjan culture or with their political states?

>>41096661
Nah

>>41096723
there is no reason TO

its already a success

>>41096661
Soma should we bring up the fact that there we've heard about an armor that was made by the god of technology, weath, death, and metal is in Elaudia.

>>41096661
Spend, Soma confirmed that darzi would only be half convinced if we don't spend

>>41096661
>Spend 8 vys

>>41096661
spend.

Soma confirmed that BQ is ending soon on IRC

>>41096762
IRC was a mistake

>>41096661
Spend.

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>>41096790
>tfw session 200 will probably be as far as we go

>>41096790
;__; b-but we have to beat PGQ

>>41096741
>>41096703
>>41096698
>>41096686
>>41096679
>>41096671
>Don't spend.

>>41096730
>>41096723
>>41096699
>>41096693
>>41096676
>>41096670
>>41096768
>>41096773
>>41096762
>>41096797
>Spend

>>41096736
It's a bit of both. People from both the Shahdom and the Samrat acknowledge that there is a greater Samjan identity but maintain that there are cultural dissimilarities which prevent political cooperation.

Anyway, writing for spend.

>>41096794
The cloak was a mistake.

>>41096790
Everyone dies in Pavala.

>>41096594
2 away from being a crit fail

>>41096605
3 away from a crit success

>>41096852
It really was

>>41096850
So if given the choice, would Samjams want to reunite in Hiacia

>>41096898
Absolutely, but only if it was united under their cultural hegemony. Thus, they war against one another in the hopes of conquering the other.

>>41096914
So what if a third party who considered himself separate and represented a combination of the two cultures conquered them? Would they bear with it, or unite to revolt?
How different ARE the two cultures anyway? Will we ever go to the other Samja country? Would the people be hostile just because we're from El-Amin?
Is the other country also as ultracentralized(1 metropolis capital) as the Shahdom?

>>41097037
i think the Samraat are elaudiaboos and the Shadom is full of Jews

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>tfw tomboy and robutt were the only ones concerned for Mik's sanity.
>Nobody else even mentioned it

>>41097154
We can only hope that when he finally loses it, they'll be out of the blast radius.

>>41097154
doesn't matter since this quest is gonna end soon ;_;

>>41097154
No wonder they're best girls.
Mortia gets a pass because she was still halfasleep.

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>>41097154
>filename
At least use a .gif from fucking Blade Runner instead of that faggy Dr. Who shit.

>>41097194
i hope before we go completely insane we can have one night of rough animalistic sex with darzi before descending into the night as passionate lovers, ultimately blowing our load into her to produce heirs

>>41097200
Who watches blade runner anymore? It's such a old movie. Am I doing it right soma chan?

>>41097299
You sure are champ

>>41097299
I'll do you one better: I have never seen Blade Runner. I am being completely serious.

>>41097408
Second

>>41097408
me ether, not a big movie guy.

>>41097408
I ran with a blade once does that count?

>>41097154
tomboy is best girl she only cares for our happiness.

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You'd really rather go to Elaudia, and the majority seem to be in agreement, but you don't want to just declare that majority rules. Doing so runs the risk of fomenting resentment in Darzi, at the very least. You doubt Fulvia would particularly care since she does view you as her commanding officer after all.

You channel a bit of Fire magic, the light twisting to suit your wills. To all the world it appears as though a rainforest sprouts from the tabletop, stretching from one end to the other and complete with little colorful birds flitting between the tree tops and little furry creatures scurrying through the underbrush. You even create little rain clouds floating above, drizzling a steady stream of water onto the plantlife below. All illusory of course.

Mortia in particular seems surprised by the little display, practically throwing herself backwards as plants sprout in front of her. She very nearly topples out of her chair. You don't pay her any mind. “Come now, Darzi. Doesn't exploring the vast unknown sound more fun? Besides, I've heard from a reliable source that there's a suit of armor crafted by Dhatu himself, the ancient god who's domain includes Metal magic, lying in a temple somewhere within.”

Darzi smiles sardonically. “I never really took you to be the sort who goes chasing after fairy tales, Mikhael. What makes you think it isn't just some local superstition, or worse? For all we know it's just some legend which got spread around and exaggerated in successive retellings.”

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You shrug your shoulders. “What can I say? From my own personal experiences with the relics left by Dhatu's worshipers they certainly seem skilled in the finer points of Metal magic. If they can make ink which dances off of the page as soon as even the slightest amount of vys is channeled into it I can certainly believe that they can make a suit of armor worthy of the gods with Elaudian steel and some minor enchantment. Were you not nigh invincible in the Elaudian armor you wore within the Mines of Longia?”

She rubs her chin contemplatively. “I suppose you do have a point, but what about you Mikhael? I don't want to let the Entity fester in the back of your mind like rot in a wound while we all go tromping off through the jungle in search of goodies and loot.”

You reach into your cloak, extracting the Hiacian signet ring which you had enchanted to restore your sanity, slowly but surely. “I bartered for this from a spirit which Varistha Sehazade owed his long life to. It ensures that, so long as I wear it, I'll remain sane. Barring my own idiocy or extenuating circumstances of course. The only reason I don't wear it now is because I feel myself again, and don't wish to risk losing certain abilities I've grown accustomed to.”

You slip the ring back into your cloak, and Darzi sighs. “Fine, then. I suppose we can delay our trip into the Pa'vala if you are truly set on first journeying to Elaudia. Chrys raised a good point anyone, regarding the ring we're to get as a reward. It will prove incredibly useful for finding what we seek in the desert.”

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You turn your attention to Fulvia, who simply inclines her head in deference. “Your wish is my own, Dux. I trust your judgment.”

>It's decided then! You'll leave for Elaudia tomorrow!
>Why wait until tomorrow? Set off as soon as Prema returns.
>Well, you should probably delay a few days before leaving. Allow your companions to settle their affairs.
>Now that you've resolved what your destination is, figure out who's coming with you.
>Write-in

>>41097697
>>Well, you should probably delay a few days before leaving. Allow your companions to settle their affairs.
>>Now that you've resolved what your destination is, figure out who's coming with you.

>>41097697
>Well, you should probably delay a few days before leaving. Allow your companions to settle their affairs.
>Now that you've resolved what your destination is, figure out who's coming with you.

>>41097697
>Well, you should probably delay a few days before leaving. Allow your companions to settle their affairs.
>Now that you've resolved what your destination is, figure out who's coming with you.
>kissu the Chryssa

>>41097697
>It's decided then! You'll leave for Elaudia tomorrow!
>Now that you've resolved what your destination is, figure out who's coming with you.

>>41097697
>Well, you should probably delay a few days before leaving. Allow your companions to settle their affairs.

>>41097697
>Now that you've resolved what your destination is, figure out who's coming with you.
>It's decided then! You'll leave for Elaudia tomorrow!

>>41097697
>>Well, you should probably delay a few days before leaving. Allow your companions to settle their affairs.
>>Now that you've resolved what your destination is, figure out who's coming with you.

>>41097751
>>41097757
>>41097727
>>41097718
>>41097710
Really? You want to fuck around in El-Amin forever again?

>>41097778
We still need to develop the rail guns. For dragons.

>>41097697
>It's decided then! You'll leave for Elaudia tomorrow!
>Now that you've resolved what your destination is, figure out who's coming with you.

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>>41097675
Just to clarify, you got the sanity ring from The Deathless, essentially a bureaucrat of the void who sifts through the possessions of any and all who die within the void. It was a reward for 'killing' the Shah.

I'll say Mik didn't mention it because that would reveal to his companions that he killed the Shah, and at the moment only Fulvia knows about that.

>>41097778
No, i wanna be considerate to my other party members.

>>41097697
>>Now that you've resolved what your destination is, figure out who's coming with you.
>It's decided then! You'll leave for Elaudia tomorrow!

>>41097697
>>Now that you've resolved what your destination is, figure out who's coming with you.

Zahak's first adventure trip. Ah, the good times are upon us anons.

>>41097697
>delay and figure out who's coming
>>41097727
>"kissu the Chryssa"
>not "Kissu the Chryssu"
pleb

>>41097697
>Well, you should probably delay a few days before leaving. Allow your companions to settle their affairs.
>Now that you've resolved what your destination is, figure out who's coming with you.

Reminder to vote specifically for "experimentation with runes" whenever meditation comes up. That will lead to Mik fucking around with combining runes. Specify experimentation with Repel, Rock, and Small. That'll unlock the rail gun, which is an effective deterrent against pretty much anything.

>>41097799
>>41097752
>>41097744
>>41097836
>Leave tomorrow.

>>41097710
>>41097718
>>41097727
>>41097751
>>41097757
>>41097848
>>41097856
>Delay a few days to allow your companions to settle their affairs.

>>41097799
>>41097757
>>41097752
>>41097744
>>41097727
>>41097718
>>41097710
>>41097836
>>41097842
>>41097848
>>41097856
>Figure out who all's tagging along.

Writin' for
>Give 'em a few days
>Yo, niggas, who wants to ride wit me?

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>>41097675
>I feel myself again, and don't wish to risk losing certain abilities I've grown accustomed to.”

Still mad

>>41097993
Stay salty, fag. Taking off the ring was the correct choice.

>>41098021
For the meta of course it was but let's not do this rodeo again

[15:57] <~Soma_QM> Alright, I can work on the map later.
[15:57] <~Soma_QM> Got a post to make.
FFS

I want to make Fulvia feel alive, to be loved and love in return, I sincerely wish to waifu Fulvia.

Fulviafags ww@? I can't be alone, right? ;_;

>>41098389
then be like Fuvia i love you. and she'll be like “Your wish is my own, Dux."

>>41098389
Can we please just disregard romance and sex for a bit? There's so much better stuff to do in this quest

>>41098482
Triggered?

>>41097842
OH MAN I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.

Zahak is going to be ecstatic.

>>41098482
Like what? Being lolrandumb cuhraaaazy and muh adventchur?

>>41098407
I want her to be genuinely capable of feeling emotions, instead of the forced subservience she has right now.

>>41098482
Fulvia would be the purest if she could love. Robutt girls are the best, wouldn't you want to feel those gyroscopic hips on your dick?

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Now that you've resolved what your destination is going to be, you dispel the illusory landscape you crafted on top of the table with a wave of your hand. “That aside, who will be joining me on this little expedition of ours? I will be giving you all two days, or three if you count this one I suppose, to resolve any matters you must attend to in the city. After that we will be setting off. Let's go by a show of hands.”

Much as you expect Chryssa, Profectus, Fulvia, and Darzi volunteer immediately. It will be nice, to have just your 'original' group together again. Well, plus Darzi you suppose. She was sort of a late addition, but you've really grown to enjoy her company. Mortia seems to debate internally for a time before hesitantly raising her hand as well, as though she's not certain whether she should really be doing so.

That leaves only Skull Kid and Tertia with their hands down. Skull Kid merely shrugs his shoulders, he's already voiced his reasons for not wishing to tag along, but Tertia seems to feel the need to explain herself. “I've never wanted to be an adventurer, nor do I plan on changing my mind now. Though I wish you the best of luck I'll be staying here.”

If she's going to be living on your estate you can't help but feel that she ought to make herself useful. Since she's not going to go adventuring, you're forced to wonder what she intends to do. Perhaps she could serve as the Captain of your personal guard? Speaking of, you still need to determine what you're going to be doing with the contingent of Abdul-Hakim guards that your father has sent you... well, whatever. You can deal with later.

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>>41098537
No. Adventure. Enchanting. Magic. We never really get a proper chance to enchant anything though for some reason

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“Wonderful. I'm pleased to inform you as well that Zahak will be joining us. He's grown large enough now that he can carry me, and more than likely any of you, on his back while he flies. I've also seen his talents put to use in combat first hand. I feel he'll prove an invaluable companion in the coming trials we'll face. Does anyone else have any questions or concerns relating to the party as a whole?”

You're met with silence, so you decide to simply call an end to the meeting. “Wonderful. Well then, if that's all I leave you to your own devices. We'll leave on the sixteenth of Svarthi, two days from now.”

Skull Kid and Fulvia stand almost simultaneously, both excusing themselves before presumably heading for the tower and Skull Kid's workshop. Darzi leaves as well a moment later, whether to join them or to change out of her burned clothes you can't be certain. Chryssa follows after Darzi, her intentions unclear. That leaves yourself, Mortia, Profectus, and Tertia.

>Follow Skull Kid and Fulvia, you've much to discuss regarding their experiments and Skull Kid's efforts to improve the city.
>Pull Mortia aside to talk about that incident with the brooches, she seemed rather flustered by the whole ordeal.
>Pull Tertia aside and propose that she take on some sort of domestic duty, since she won't be joining you.
>Tell Profectus and Tertia that you won't have them rutting all over the house.
>Head out into the city, you want to speak with your Master regarding Rasim's soul.
>Instead of speaking with your Master, stop by your parent's estate for a visit.
>Write-in

>Order some of your slaves to furnish the armory in your tower with a few beds for your family guard.
>No, the current situation with the guards taking shifts at the front gates and sleeping at your parent's estate is sufficient.
>You really don't need guards, dismiss them.
>Dismiss them, but have one of your slaves ask around about mercenaries or good men to replace them.
>Write-in

>>41098555
>Imply she doesn't have emotions right now
Fuck off mate

>>41098579
>Pull Mortia aside to talk about that incident with the brooches, she seemed rather flustered by the whole ordeal.
Then
>>Follow Skull Kid and Fulvia, you've much to discuss regarding their experiments and Skull Kid's efforts to improve the city.

>>41098579
>>Pull Mortia aside to talk about that incident with the brooches, she seemed rather flustered by the whole ordeal.

>>41098579
>Pull Tertia aside and propose that she take on some sort of domestic duty, since she won't be joining you.
>Order some of your slaves to furnish the armory in your tower with a few beds for your family guard.

>>41098579
>Mortia
I know you've wanted to write this conversation for a while now, Soma.
Additionally, she's cute

>>41098579
Just to be clear, select one (or more) of the options in the first category and one of the options relating to how you're going to handle your family guard.

>>41098579
>Pull Mortia aside to talk about that incident with the brooches, she seemed rather flustered by the whole ordeal.
>Follow Skull Kid and Fulvia, you've much to discuss regarding their experiments and Skull Kid's efforts to improve the city.
>Head out into the city, you want to speak with your Master regarding Rasim's sou

>Order some of your slaves to furnish the armory in your tower with a few beds for your family guard.

>>41098579
>>Order some of your slaves to furnish the armory in your tower with a few beds for your family guard.

>>41098579
>>Follow Skull Kid and Fulvia, you've much to discuss regarding their experiments and Skull Kid's efforts to improve the city.

>Order some of your slaves to furnish the armory in your tower with a few beds for your family guard.

>>41098579
>Pull Mortia aside to talk about that incident with the brooches, she seemed rather flustered by the whole ordeal.

>Order some of your slaves to furnish the armory in your tower with a few beds for your family guard.

>>41098579
>>Pull Mortia aside to talk about that incident with the brooches, she seemed rather flustered by the whole ordeal.
>Pull Mortia aside to talk about that incident with the brooches, she seemed rather flustered by the whole ordeal.
>Order some of your slaves to furnish the armory in your tower with a few beds for your family guard.

>>41098579
>Pull Mortia aside to talk about that incident with the brooches, she seemed rather flustered by the whole ordeal.
>Ask how our little sin against nature is doing unless we killed it, I can't remember if we did or not.

>>41098579
In addition to >>41098620
>beds in armory

>>41098579
>Order some of your slaves to furnish the armory in your tower with a few beds for your family guard.

Don't care about anything else
Tertia can train with them I guess

>>41098579
>Follow Skull Kid and Fulvia, you've much to discuss regarding their experiments and Skull Kid's efforts to improve the city.
>>Pull Mortia aside to talk about that incident with the brooches, she seemed rather flustered by the whole ordeal.
>Pull Tertia aside and propose that she take on some sort of domestic duty, since she won't be joining you.
>Order some of your slaves to furnish the armory in your tower with a few beds for your family guard.

>>41098537
Are you implying that romance and sex are the only good parts of this quest?

>>41098579
>Follow Skull Kid and Fulvia, you've much to discuss regarding their experiments and Skull Kid's efforts to improve the city.
>Pull Mortia aside to talk about that incident with the brooches, she seemed rather flustered by the whole ordeal.
>Pull Tertia aside and propose that she take on some sort of domestic duty, since she won't be joining you.
>Tell Profectus and Tertia that you won't have them rutting all over the house.
>Head out into the city, you want to speak with your Master regarding Rasim's soul.

>Order some of your slaves to furnish the armory in your tower with a few beds for your family guard.
Tell Zahak Adventure CONFIRMED.

>>41098579
>Pull Mortia aside to talk about that incident with the brooches, she seemed rather flustered by the whole ordeal.
>Pull Tertia aside and propose that she take on some sort of domestic duty, since she won't be joining you.
She'd probably prefer it to just laying around all the time too.
>Catch Prof alone and tell him to keep the sex to their own rooms.

>Order some of your slaves to furnish the armory in your tower with a few beds for your family guard.
Does this make them get into house proper. I don't really want them getting involved in the life in the estate proper. Just give them some place out of way.

>>41098703
I'm implying that what I listed aren't better than romance shit.
>>41098570
I listed the first already.
The second to are memetically hated because "waaah, we meditate too much" and we are never going to do any experiments or develop many techniques.
We are also never going to make our own secret language or develop photographic memory.

>>41098579
>>Follow Skull Kid and Fulvia, you've much to discuss regarding their experiments and Skull Kid's efforts to improve the city.

>Tell Profectus and Tertia that you won't have them rutting all over the house.
This should be quick, don't want to be very serious about it. Just mention it before we leave the table, in front of everyone. To keep their business their business. Regardless of what just happened with us, apologize if it was inconvenient and leave.
>Order some of your slaves to furnish the armory in your tower with a few beds for your family guard.

>>41098579
>>Follow Skull Kid and Fulvia, you've much to discuss regarding their experiments and Skull Kid's efforts to improve the city.
>>Pull Tertia aside and propose that she take on some sort of domestic duty, since she won't be joining you.
>>Tell Profectus and Tertia that you won't have them rutting all over the house.

>Order some of your slaves to furnish the armory in your tower with a few beds for your family guard.

>>41098579
>Order some of your slaves to furnish the armory in your tower with a few beds for your family guard.
Than do this
>Follow Skull Kid and Fulvia, you've much to discuss regarding their experiments and Skull Kid's efforts to improve the city.
>Pull Mortia aside to talk about that incident with the brooches, she seemed rather flustered by the whole ordeal.
>Pull Tertia aside and propose that she take on some sort of domestic duty, since she won't be joining you.
>Head out into the city, you want to speak with your Master regarding Rasim's soul.
>Instead of speaking with your Master, stop by your parent's estate for a visit.
In this order please

>>41098598
>>41098604
>>41098620
>>41098631
>>41098648
>>41098649
>>41098666
>>41098692
>>41098716
>>41098729
>>41098791
>Pull Mortia aside.

>>41098716
>>41098692
>>41098612
>>41098729
>>41098790
>>41098791
>Pull Tertia aside

>>41098598
>>41098631
>>41098644
>>41098692
>>41098716
>>41098760
>>41098791
>>41098790
>Follow SK and Fulvia

>>41098729
>>41098716
>>41098692
>>41098689
>>41098649
>>41098648
>>41098644
>>41098639
>>41098631
>>41098612
>>41098678
>>41098760
>>41098790
>>41098791
>Furnish the armory with a few beds.

>>41098760
>>41098729
>>41098716
>>41098790
>No fucking in public.

>>41098716
>>41098631
>>41098791
>Go see your Master.

So you'll have the armory furnished, tell Tertia to make herself useful, pull Mortia aside, and then follow SK and Fulvia. More or less in that order.

I'm glad we chose to go to elaudia instead. Going totally crazy from the entity and getting killed by chrys would be a 10/10 way to end the quest

>>41098954
>Guaranteed replies

What do you get from stirring shit?

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>>41098954

>>41098954
And the salt fags are here.

>>41098976
a boner

>>41098991
Here come the fag fags

>>41099005
There's multiple boards and sites that can help you with that

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I love this quest.

>>41098954
You're probably just trolling poorly but I actually kind of agree

I want to play as Mikhael's sexy half-human daughter in Banished Quest 2.

>>41099113
>Mikhael's half-human daughter
Literally impossible. Mik would never breed with human filth.

>>41099113
>banished quest 2
I hope soma gets a new trip and doesn't make it obvious that he's the qm for his next quest so I don't have to deal with you fags anymore

In the two days that we have in El-Amin we should teach everybody manipulate, poison (against the critters in the jungle), paralyze and leech.

>>41099153
>implying soma will ever be rid of his playerbase
He's just as bad a shitposter as we are, you know. You're the odd one out here.

>>41099113
I want the next PC so far distanced from Mik its not even funny. PC would probably be insane by the third thread cause its still the same playerbase.

>>41099224
>implying I don't shitpost
I still hate you all though

>>41099292
Can I join you in your hate?

>>41099429
Sure.

>>41099225
I want to be a mercenary or soldier

Fuck I'd settle for a guard of a city in the turbulent successor states

>>41096047
Soma's gonna get fat and fug nignogs~

>>41099551
>>41099225
>>41099113
You guys do know he's writing a book set in a different part of the BanishedWorld next, right? His quest priorities after BQ are LQ and then CNQ, and with some sort of unspecified SciFi quest happening during/after CNQ.

>>41099715
This. After this quest that's pretty much it for Mik and friends.

>>41099715
Yes and?

I know that still tho

>>41096852
You were a mistake, you heretic! Stooges a best!

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You've got a lot you need to deal with and not all that much time to deal with it. Thus, you decide to get started immediately. A gesture brings one of your slaves to your side, a young elven woman. She bows low as she comes to stand next to you, though you pay her little mind. “Have some space cleared in the armory and six or so beds laid out, along with chest and other accouterments one might find in a barracks. I'm going to be having my family guards staying there instead of forcing them to commute back and forth between my family estate and here.”

The slave nods and vanishes a moment later to see your orders carried out. You turn your attention to Tertia, leaning forward to rest your elbows on the table. “So, since you're not going to be joining me on my trip to Elaudia I must ask, would you be willing to perform some sort of domestic duty? Perhaps serve as the captain of the guard, or as a cook, or help clean up. Do you have any talents you might put to use to earn a wage?”

She sits up a straighter, swallowing a bite of sausage before she speaks. “I'm good in a fight, I've killed all manner of vile beast which tend to lurk in the high mountains. Gargoyles, prowlers, griffins, you name it. So I could probably serve well as the captain of your guard. I can also knit, and I'm a pretty good hunter.”

Neither knitting nor hunting are particularly profitable professions, thus your options are limited. “Very well, start practicing with my family guard. If you can earn their respect, I'll trust you to keep my estate and those who dwell within it safe.”

Profectus promises to help her if she needs any, but she staunchly refuses. You've already turned your attention to the next matter which needs to be resolved. “Mortia, when you finish eating you would mind speaking with me in private?”

(1/3)

She looks up from her meal, her expression confused. Then realization seems to dawn on her and her cheeks flush red. She doesn't speak, simply nodding her head in response before turning her attention quickly to her food again. You kick back and relax for a time, making light conversation with Profectus and Tertia. You think Prof is excited to be journeying into Elaudia. Apparently he'd heard a lot about it, when he was a soldier. Not much that he can remember, he just sort of has a vague sense that it was an interesting place. He recalls that it was once controlled by a single, vast empire to rival Hiacia and Rhynia, which unfortunately collapsed.

Mortia is the last to finish her meal. Once she pushes her plate away you stand, and she follows suit. She clears her throat uncomfortably, obviously nervous when she speaks. “Let's go to my laboratory. We can talk there.”

You don't get what she's so nervous about, you just want to apologize for providing a far too graphic glimpse into your private life. Regardless you gesture for her to lead the way and she complies, setting off up the stairs with you in tow. Getting through the gardens seems a task easier said than done. She stops every few feet to inspect one plant or another. At one point she notices that the petals of a large plant with some sort of bulbous, semi-gelatinous orb dangling off the tip have started to brown and spend a solid ten minutes chewing out one of your slaves for negligence, before snatching away a spray bottle and carefully tending to the massive plant.

Finally you reach her laboratory in the basement of the tower, her with a bundle of plant clippings under one arm, and while she sets about inspecting some of the various creatures she keeps caged on one end of the room you launch into your apology. “Mortia, about what you saw a few nights ago-”

(2/3)

“L-listen, Mik-” She cuts you off, gently setting down her bundle of clippings on the table in the center of the room. The entire place smells acrid and sharp, just being down here makes your eyes water. “You don't need to explain yourself to me. I-it's just that, well... I was a little surprised, that's all.”

She seems nervous, judging not only from her stutter but her general demeanor. Her face practically burns red and she's carefully avoiding eye contact. “Someone who's just 'a little surprised' as you put it doesn't sit through six hours-”

She jerks her head up, looking at you in wide-eyed panic. “How did you know I watched-” She stops herself, biting her lip. “It's just that I was curious! I didn't even know what you were doing at first, so I wanted to figure it out. I mean, eventually I figured out that you just... well, you clearly don't do things like we humans do.”

You raise an eyebrow suspiciously. Last you checked, the various sapient races all pretty much fucked the same way. Not that you've much experience, and what little experience you do have you deeply regret, but you can safely conclude that you're not the weird one in this conversation. Just what did her mother tell her about sex?

You lean back against the wall, folding your arms in front of your chest. “Actually, the way Samjan, Humans, and Elves 'do things' is more or less the same across the board. How on Earth else would two people have sex? It's not exactly a complicated process and it certainly seems to work.”

(3/4)

Mortia's staring adamantly at the bundle of plant clippings in front of her, fiddling with the petals of a poppy flower. “W-well, umm-” She sighs, casting a frustrated look off to the side. “She said that boys contain within them the seed of life, and that when the time came I would need to capture one extract it from him. Then there is a ritual to perform which induces fertility, in which the seed plays a key role. That's all she told me. She said she'd tell me more when I was older but she never did.”

That's adorably misguided, no wonder your Master couldn't get in her pants.

>Let her believe what she wants. Who are you to ruin her child-like innocence?
>You should probably explain to her the actual method by which a child is made.
>Write-in

>>41100022
>Let her believe what she wants. Who are you to ruin her child-like innocence?

>>41100022
I have no words.

>>41100022
>>You should probably explain to her the actual method by which a child is made.

>>41100022
>>You should probably explain to her the actual method by which a child is made.
If she figures out what master was trying to do tell her to ignore him, he prefers the company of goats, nobody want goat dick nigga

>>41100022
>>You should probably explain to her the actual method by which a child is made.
>>Write-in "God, no offense to your mother but, I think she was trying to hinder you from wanting to leave your home"

>>41100022
>She said that boys contain within them the seed of life, and that when the time came I would need to capture one extract it from him. Then there is a ritual to perform which induces fertility, in which the seed plays a key role

That sounds very painful and unpleasant

>>41100022
>You should probably explain to her the actual method by which a child is made.
>Write-in
Make it dirty and be extensive as shit, maybe use illusions to prove our point.use a naked mik and darzi

>>41100022
>Let her believe, promise to discuss it with her at a later date if she's interested.
I want to let er be for now, but we will eventually have to let her know the truth.

>>41100022
This is just way too cute.

>You should probably explain to her the actual method by which a child is made

>>41100022
>>You should probably explain to her the actual method by which a child is made.
Truth time CORRUPT HER PURITY

>>41100022
>>You should probably explain to her the actual method by which a child is made.
That's adora and all but what if she grabs the wrong guy? It'll be Pani's temple all over again.
Sup Soma

>>41100022
>>Write-in
So, you're a virgin then. Well in that case, I guess your video tutorial should come in handy in the future as that's pretty much how everyone does it. It's nothing exactly like the plants, as you can now see.

Anyways, I apologize if upset you in some way. Now, back to business. I do believe the jungle will be an interesting trip for you in particular. We do need to do some work on building your vys reserves. Lets discuss how you want to do that.

>>41100022
Ask if she wants the talk, of if she prefers blissful innocence

>>41100022
>Let her believe what she wants. Who are you to ruin her child-like innocence?

>>41100075
Sounds like they extract the sperm then use artificial impregnation.

>>41100022
>You should probably explain to her the actual method by which a child is made.
She needs to know about the D

>>41100022
Teach her the strength of love

>>41100132
Again very painful and unpleasant

>>41100156
Depends on how they extract it I guess.

>>41100022
This >>41100099 or>>41100119 this, but mention that we don't know for sure, her mother may have been talking about some special method, but this is the one we know of.
Don't go into detail, tell her we will at another time, when we have more time to talk and "stuff".

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>>41100022
>Write-in

Why explain when you can show her?
With Magic you fucking degenerate

I know I'm going to regret this

>>41100163
Taser to the prostrate

>>41100022
>>You should probably explain to her the actual method by which a child is made.
Pretty sure an alchemist needs to know about the birds and the bees to be taken seriously. Considering the amount of substances that exist to manipulate the experience or the result of coitus. Recommend some books on the subject without going into any degeneracy-tier details.

see? anons can be classy

>>41100176
Nah, she is an adult and she can handle knowing were fukking babies come from

>>41100194
That's my fetish.

>>41100105
>>41100087
>>41100074
>>41100065
>>41100060
>>41100106
>>41100115
>>41100121
>>41100144
>>41100151
>>41100198
>That's not how it works.

>>41100119
>>41100056
>>41100099
>>41100176
>Leave her be.

>>41100118
>Change the subject

>>41100178
>>41100087
>2lewd

Writin'

>>41100178
Thats obvious.
We will be using our self in the illusion, throwing in some nice enhacments, as we show her.
Heck im down to make her the female in our explanation. Really show her, how things are.

>>41100220
can we use illusions to explain?
can we have the male be mik and the female darzi or mortia?

Hold up. How old is Mortia again?

>>41100206
Yes and? That's what I said, tell her how it is.
or do you actually not realize that her mother was talking about artificial insemination?

>>41100178
That guy on the chair is about to get the shit killed out of him

>>41100228
>explaining to her the power of phat ass and tig biddies

>>41100258
>Tig Bitties.

>>41100178
>implying what you said isn't degeneracy

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>>41100289
>Implying your degenerate mind didn't twist the meaning and implications of my words

We'll talk about the emotional aspect of it too right?

>>41100238
Shut up Moogle and don't samefag
>>41100319
Hopefully yes even though Mik doesn't do emotional commitment with sex like the degenerate that he is

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>>41100319
>We'll talk about the emotional aspect of it too right
>Mik
>BQ players
>Emotions

>>41100347
Mik is good at faking it anon

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>>41100319
Are we going to explain about degenerates as well I wonder?

>>41100369
>you see Mortia, elves and humans are shit compared to Samjan
>b-but mik, im a human!

>giving a full grown woman the birds and bees

good lord

>>41100347
Mik isn't Soma, anon, don't confuse them. Mik has emotions beyond "content" and "mildly annoyed".
>>41100369
No

>>41100344
not samefagging asking for it to be put up as a vote.

>>41100317
>implying any visual representation of the act isn't filthy in and of itself
>>41100412
Guess again.

>>41100447
What are you catholic?

>>41100411
I know, it's hot as fuck.
;^)

>>41100464
Soma's Catholic.

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So much degeneracy in this thread...

>>41100405
>mik reveals that he's a magic sexual
>Chrys comes looking for Mortia only to find mik balls deep inside

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>>41100447
>Being so far gone in your degeneracy that all things have become degeneracy

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>>41100411

>>41100484
I wouldn't be opposed to having sex with everyone Chryssa knows, except for Chryssa herself, until she gets to insanity 10/10

>>41100481
Dawww

My half dead black heart beat again for a second

Soma! SOMA! Hey!

I've been archive binging for days now to catch up here, this is the first live thread i've caught live!

You're awesome! Best quest, best world, far and away best QM! Never stop!

>>41100479
exactly

>>41100484
Reminder that Chryssa is especially talented in magic.

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>>41100566
You warm my cold, shriveled heart Anon.

>>41100547
>having a beating heart for shitskins

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>>41100566
Congrats mate. Wanna join us on the IRC? Much more fun to be had there.

>>41100566
Geez Anon At least lick the balls while you're

>>41100633
No.

>>41100647
not me
>>41100633
ill check it out a littler later!

>>41100668
Don't. It is pure and utter shit. End of Story.

>>41100668
Pity these poor fools >>41100693
>>41100647 They know not the secret machinations our covert cabal puts into action every day specifically to frustrate their every move.

>>41100668
Eh don't you'll join it, like it for awhile, then realize you don't know why you keep going to the hugbox

>>41100810
>Hugbox
Are you talking about the IRC or the regular thread, because neither really qualifies.

>>41100880
IRC

>>41100693
>>41100647
They're just mad because Soma likes us better.

>>41100566
Prepare to be raped in your expectations. I was like you, once. Then I joined a live thread. Now, I long for naught but sweet release.

can we rape mortia

>>41101314
>Can we
Yes
>Should we
Also yes

Are you really going to be the one who has to have this talk with her? She's a full grown woman! Hell, you're not actually certain she isn't older than you are. She's got a few grey hairs, even if she does look to be in her early twenties. With a defeated sigh you push yourself off the wall and cross the room to stand on the opposite side of the work table at the center, Mortia fidgeting nervously.

You hold up your hands, begging pause. “Allow me to explain, Mortia. You've clearly been misinformed. While I've no doubt your method would result in a child, it's not how most people go about things. Frankly, it sounds painful.”

Mortia interrupts. “Oh, and your method doesn't? I saw what you were doing to that woman! That looked horribly painful for the poor girl! You were stabbing her in the crotch, and there was fire, and that white stuff got absolutely everywhere! It looked painful, and messy, and... and just wholly unpleasant!”

She huffs, blowing a length of hair out of her face. You just chuckle. “Well, okay. That wasn't wholly usual. Magic was involved, and you know with magic things just tend to escalate... well, anyway. You'll just have to take my word for it that usually sex feels wonderful for both parties. That's why so many people spend their entire lives desperately seeking it out.”

She refuses to look at you, but eventually her curiosity seems to get the better of her. “So how does it work exactly? I mean, you stab that... thing into her crotch until stuff comes out but I don't see how that would produce a child. You didn't even sacrifice any animals to your gods, or ingest anything to induce fertility.”

(1/3) Still writing for going to see SK and Fulvia, but I'll go ahead and post this.

What is she talking about, sacrifice and ingesting things? “Look, this isn't nearly as complicated as you're trying to make it. Your mother was right about one thing, a man must plant his seed inside of a woman to produce a child. However, you don't need to knock them unconscious and drag them through the woods to make it happen. Nor must you 'extract it', whatever that entails.”

She opens her mouth to speak but you cut her off with a sharp gesture. “All you have to do to produce a child is let a man, preferably a human man, lay with you. That 'thing' you refer to is called a penis, amongst other things, and though it can be shoved into a wide variety of locales it's most often shoved into a woman's vagina. That's what the hole you have between your legs is called, a vagina.”

If Mortia wasn't blushing before she is now, though she's hidden her face behind her hands so you can't really see. She turns away from you sharply, and for a moment you think you've offended her, but finally she responds. “S-so, a man takes his p-penis and shoves it into my... vagina until that stuff comes out. It just all seems so terribly violent.”

You sigh in relief. “Yes, that's generally how things work. How did you not manage to figure this out from watching... I don't know, animals or something?”

“I thought animals were just different, or something! Less sophisticated! That's what my mother said!” She responds defensively. You're about to excuse yourself but she carries on before you can get a word in. “Does... does it have to be another human? You said everyone does it more or less the same, right? Not that I'm interested in doing that! I'm just curious, it's for science!”

(2/3)

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>>41101368
>You didn't even sacrifice any animals to your gods, or ingest anything to induce fertility.”

You roll your eyes. “No, it doesn't have to be a human. Samjan, elves, and humans are all physically capable of interbreeding. Cultural mores generally prevent Samjan from mingling with either humans or elves but humans and elves mix quite frequently. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if Profectus and Tertia ended up producing some sort of half breed.” Pani's tits, you hope they're using condoms. The last thing you want is a little kid running around your house. Let alone a little half-breed whelp. “Now, if you'll excuse me I've other things to attend to.”

You make for the stairs, eager to extricate yourself from this unbearable situation. When you finally emerge from the cellar into the training yard above you take a deep breath of fresh air, glad to be free of that harsh, all-pervading, acidic stench. You take a moment to rub at your eyes until they stop burning and then scale the spiral staircase which stretches around the tower wall up to Skull Kid's workshop.

>>41101393
>Not that I'm interested in doing that! I'm just curious, it's for science!”


My fucking heart.

>>41101423
We probably should have mentioned that venefica are rumored to be lethally poisonous so Mortia doesn't accidentally kill someone with sex.

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>>41101393
That was so fucking anime I'm surprised she didn't call us a baka.

>>41101393
>Does... does it have to be another human?
Shit, that was fast. Mori asking the hard questions right off the bat.

>>41101462
Meh nothing like your 1st lover dying mid-coitus to build character in a young woman.

>>41101470
>o-onee-chan~

>>41101462
she can only sleep with water vatis, and other than us, there is master.
We must steal this prime pussy away.

>>41101423
>inb4 mortia asks us to experiment with her

>>41101423
>condoms

uh. what. you mean like lambskin? I thought that shit was gross and only the most paranoid used them.

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>>41101508
Pick related.

>>41101526
"Hey-y Could you show me how its done?.."

>>41101526
>C-cme on Mik, it's not anything, inappropriate, or anything, j-just, f-for science! P-please!

>>41101533
mik shouldn't really be talking. He gave the old bag's cake back at anus an entire bag of our icing

>>41101423
soma can we tell her to ask us anything else regarding sex if she is curious?
For science of course.

>>41101555
*pic

Pain killers and alcohol really don't mix. Oh well~

>>41101574
>the old bag's cake back at anus
>back at anus
>at anus

Anthus maybe?

>>41101584
Sily Anon, they mix wonderfully.

Knocks them out real quick.

>>41101618
nope :^)

>>41101634
if you say so =P

>>41101502
That was really gay

>>41101618
When we were in cyberpunk prison.

>>41101662
>implying theres anything wrong with that

>>41101679
implying there isn't anything wrong with it.

>>41101368
>white stuff got absolutely everywhere!
Child confirmed, we were pissing out sperm.

>>41101423
>not telling her about the pain involved during the first time
>not telling her about the proper speed at which a hymen should be rammed

>>41101633
I just really wish they didn't have to put acetaminophen in them in order to get a lower classification from the govt.

>>41101732
just tell her that reverse cowgirl is the best and to go at her own pace.

>>41101699
its okay to be gay mane

>>41101756
Lie to her, then? Naw.

>>41101732
>Like a bandage

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>>41101764
>its okay to be gay

>>41101776
Doggy style fo lyfe.

>>41101798
you don't have to hide it around us, anon

>>41101732
dont worry anon all will be explained to her...

... When she comes back to us for "tips"

>>41101756
>not wanting to see her face during it
pleb
>>41101724
There exist contraceptives and abortificants.
How jealous do you think Prof was of our fountain?

>>41101803
Missionary position a best. Especially if it's consensual

>>41101798
It totally is though as long as you procreate at least once you can do whatever the fuck you want with your peepee anon

>>41101856
>procreate at least once
>spreading your gay genes
Please don't.

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>>41101850
I doubt they both remember to use it.

>>41101855
>tfw leglock

>>41101886
>using /pol/ arguments
gays are just another group of people mane. the faggots at pride parades don't represent every gay

>>41101855
You sick fuck. I like to hold hands during sex

>>41101892
Abortificants are taken after the act

>>41101886
Agreed. No gay gene spreading please.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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>>41101886
>spreading your gay genes

>>41101423
What's this about condoms, the only person I'd have expected to know about them in this setting would be SK.

Do Samjan vatis have a habit of encasing their dicks in ice before fucking?

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You march through the storage room, the studio, the armory, and finally up to the workshop at the very top of the tower. All manner of projects lay scattered about the place haphazardly, a grated window looking out over the ocean. Most of the room is dominated by crates of glorified scrap metal, old broken pieces of enchanted equipment that Skull Kid seems to have been experimenting with.

The man himself is wearing a sort of half-plate armor. It's a cuirass, pauldron, and gauntlet all bound together by metal rods and some sort of padding, insulation you think Skull Kid had called it. The gauntlet you recognize, it's the same gauntlet he used to shoot waves of Vys that he crafted in the Temple to Pani. However, the pauldron and cuirass are new. Both clash terribly with one another, the whole ensemble just appears as a chaotic jumble of bits and pieces of other armors.

As you watch, he presses his hand against his chest and clenches his fist. A metal shield which had been protecting the gem which powers his gauntlet slides open, revealing the black void which absorbs vys. The air around him seems to shimmer and he nods his head, which Fulvia seems to take as a sign that she ought to swing her gladius at the man. You flinch as the blade approaches, half expecting him to get a giant gash opened in his arm, but instead the very moment the sword touches his skin it's blown out of Fulvia's hand by a powerful blast of vys.

Skull Kid opens his hand, the shield sliding back over the gem. The air around him stops shimmering a moment later. He spends a moment inspecting the area where Fulvia's sword struck, while Fulvia retrieves her blade. After a time he nods. “I think we've got it, it was definitely that faulty wire that was causing the shield to fail. Now we just need to find-”
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>>41102012
Condoms are older than you think anon

>>41102012
Goat intestines, bruh.

It's then that he notices you, presumably through one of the many tiny lenses which serve as his eyes. You can tell he's pleased, judging solely by the tone of his voice, but you can't actually see his face with his helmet down. “Mik! Hey, glad to see you. Sorry I'm not going to be able to join you on this trip of yours. Perhaps next time you run off adventuring I'll be able to tag along.”

>Ask him how his various civil works projects go.
>Ask what it is his armor does.
>Ask if he needs any help.
>Inquire as to what it's like working with the Shah.
>Make sure your father is treating him well.
>Write-in

>>41100481
This is how you breed radicals and terrorists, Anon.

>>41102032
>>41102040
If my memory serves right they were used very rarely back in the day though.

>>41102012
Condoms made from animal intestine go back to at least the 15th century, but most likely back to antiquity.

>>41102042
>talk about making an enchanted item

>>41102042
>>Ask him how his various civil works projects go.
>>Ask what it is his armor does.
>>Ask if he needs any help.
>>Inquire as to what it's like working with the Shah.
>>Make sure your father is treating him well.
All of em. We haven't been bro with SK in a while.