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It dawns on you as you wander the streets of Anthus that you've yet to eat today. Between your test, and hunting for an animal to skin, and generally causing trouble you must have forgotten. Turning your attention to your two companions, you pose a question. “You two know the town better than I do, any place to get a drink that serve halfway decent food?”

Aisha frowns, her hands gripping the sleeves of her robes uncomfortably. “I wouldn't be so sure. I hardly ever seem to leave the Academy, these days. Unless I'm on an expedition I usually just eat at the refectory when they're serving meals.”

You're not wholly certain what a 'refectory' is but based on context clues you can safely conclude that it's some sort of dining hall. It would make sense for the Academy to have some sort of communal dining room, what with the number of students and teachers that live there on a permanent basis. You wonder how many rooms there are inside the Academy that you've yet to see?

Demetrios interrupts your thoughts, a curious tone to his voice as he speaks with Aisha. “You know, that reminds me. This is probably the first time I've ever seen you outside of the Academy. Come to think of it this is probably the first time we've spoken. What inspired you to join us tonight?”

She shrugs her shoulders. “I'm not sure. I almost decided against it, considering he-” She elbows you teasingly in the ribs. “-beat me with his own severed arm during his trial for Grandmastery. I guess in the end I thought it was time to get out and see some of the city I've lived in for more than a decade.”

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You wonder who she killed to get herself banished? It must have happened quite some time ago if she's lived here for more than a decade, most likely when you were still an apprentice. You wonder if you heard about it and simply forgot? You resolve to ask her about it later, and then focus on the task at hand. That is, finding a place to eat. “Demetrios, focus up. We're talking about food, not Aisha's reclusive nature.”

The man sighs, running his fingers through his hair. “I guess there is this old tavern, down in the Lower District. It's near the market, or near what used to be the market. It serves a lot of travelers and merchants, but it's a pretty nice place. I seem to recall someone mentioning it had good food. It's called 'Fat Tom's Alehouse'.”

That's honestly a bit of a walk, but whatever. The exercise will do you good. As the three of you set off downhill and pass through the gates into the Lower District, you pose a question to Aisha. “You mentioned that you've been on a few expeditions, what sort of things does the Academy have you do?”

She blows out a contemplative sigh. “Well, let's see here. Out here we mostly dig for Rhynian ruins. There are a ton of them in the mountains. Old mining facilities, prisons, research stations, fortresses, that sort of thing. Usually you'll have to clear out whatever's currently inhabiting the ruins before you can start poking things. Usually it's just a few bandits, but sometimes, and this is especially true of research facilities, you'll find that the experiments Rhynians were keeping have broken out and spent the last thousands of years propagating themselves.”

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A shiver runs through her at the recollection of some memory. “The giant spiders are the worst, they'll build burrows in these abandoned mineshafts and plant thin little silk strands all across the floor. The second someone steps on one of the silk strands they snap out, and sink their fangs into whatever unlucky son of a bitch got its attention. I've lost six apprentices over the last fourteen years to those bastards.”

Demetrios nods his head sagely as the three of you cram yourselves together to get past a cart built almost too wide for the road. “That's why I don't go on expeditions anymore. I decided pretty quick that I'd much rather teach than do field work.”

Aisha scoffs, ducking beneath a tailor's dangling shop sign just as the three of you get past the cart and can enjoy a little breathing room again. “Field work is wonderful, you just need to learn not to get too attached and to be careful. I'm still sour that I didn't get picked for that expedition in Licae. I've wanted to see a Rhynian Generator in operation first hand since I was still an apprentice and I read about them in my Mistress' library.”

Though it's difficult to navigate the city, with Demetrios' help you manage to reach Fat Tom's Alehouse without getting lost more than once or twice. The sign hanging above the door is a crudely painted image of a orange tom cat leaning against a barrel and drinking frothy beer from a large mug. The establishment strikes you as quite old, with the foundation stones probably of Rhynian origin. You wonder if this place was part of the original village of Anthus?

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Even Demetrios, who's significantly shorter than both you and Aisha, has to duck to get through the front door. You're hit by a wave of warmth as you step inside the door, the cause a massive hearth set in the center of the room. Around the hearth a number of tables are set up, although they're mostly packed pull of patrons. There are more tables located around the edges of the room in little alcoves.

The entire place smells of cooking meat, coal smoke, various spices, and tobacco. It's a little overpowering at first, but not unpleasant. More than anything it just makes you hungrier than you already were. You have to call over din of music and conversation to make yourself heard. “Demetrios, why don't you go order? Aisha and I will find a table.”

Demetrios nods, and breaks off of your little group. It doesn't take long for Aisha to spot an open table off on the other side of the room and once she does she grabs you by the sleeve of your robe, dragging you along with her. You have to stumble past a crowd of drunken men and their discarded armor, and duck underneath a hanging chandelier, but you manage to reach the table without incident.

The clientele of this place really seems to tend towards those of a more adventurous sort. The saturation of Vys is almost intoxicating in and of itself, your senses are bombarded almost constantly by a haze of magical power, stemming from the artifacts of those in the room. You suppose it would be more proper to say the clientele consist of successful adventurers, because the gaggle of idiots you saw in the ruins near Licae were nothing like this.

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In the alcove Aisha's selected the sounds of music and conversation are somewhat muted, thus it's easier to carry a conversation. She poses a question, distracting you from your thoughts. “So Suresh told me you're an Aghtaki, or were at least. If you don't mind, can I ask what got you branded?”

>Tell her that you criticized the decadent lifestyle of Shahzada, now Padishah, Kadir and were wrongfully banished as a result.
>Mention that you might have said some untrue things about the chastity of his mother.
>Okay, so you made some accusations regarding him and a dog. What of it?
>Write-in

>>40700815
>Okay, so you made some accusations regarding him and a dog. What of it?

>>40700815
>Tell her that you criticized the decadent lifestyle of Shahzada, now Padishah, Kadir and were wrongfully banished as a result.

>>40700815
All of the above

>>40700815
>Okay, so you made some accusations regarding him and a dog. What of it?

I assume this includes the above 2 as well.

>>40700815
>Mention that you might have said some untrue things about the chastity of his mother.
and maybe...
>You made some accusations regarding him and a dog. What of it?

>>40700815
>Tell her that you criticized the decadent lifestyle of Shahzada, now Padishah, Kadir and were wrongfully banished as a result.
>Mention that you might have said some untrue things about the chastity of his mother.
>Okay, so you made some accusations regarding him and a dog. What of it?

>>40700815
>Tell her that you criticized the decadent lifestyle of Shahzada, now Padishah, Kadir and were wrongfully banished as a result.
>Mention that you might have said some untrue things about the chastity of his mother.
>Okay, so you made some accusations regarding him and a dog. What of it?

And it was all true.

>>40700815
>Tell her that you criticized the decadent lifestyle of Shahzada, now Padishah, Kadir and were wrongfully banished as a result.
>>Mention that you might have said some untrue things about the chastity of his mother.
>>Okay, so you made some accusations regarding him and a dog. What of it?

>>40701032
>>40701026
>>40700934
>>40700880
>>40701073
>All of the above
Presumably this will progress something along the lines of
>I dindu nuffin I'm a good boy
>Okay so maybe I did do somethin
>Alright, fine. So I was kind of an asshole.

>>40700976
>>40700844
>>40700934
>Made some accusations.

>>40700976
>Something about his mother.

>>40700872
>Dindu nuffin

Writin'

>>40700815
>>Tell her that you criticized the decadent lifestyle of Shahzada, now Padishah, Kadir and were wrongfully banished as a result.
>>Mention that you might have said some untrue things about the chastity of his mother.
>>Okay, so you made some accusations regarding him and a dog. What of it?

>>40701096
>Alright, fine. So I was kind of an asshole.
I-is Mik aware of his actions?

>>40701215
MIK
DINDU
NUFFIN
RONG

>>40701215
Mik knows he's an ass, he just doesn't care.

>>40701215
I think Mik is aware he can occasionally be a bit of a jerk. He did apologize to Kadir that one time for calling his moth a whore and such. We just have to keep in mind that Kadir is a complete asshole and totally deserved everything we said about him, even if it isn't necessarily all true.

>>40701297
Didn't he apologise to get a better deal out of kadir?

>>40701297
Eh, Kadir's just a spoiled shit, if we're talking assholes little bro takes the grand prize there.

>>40701297
Eh don't think he's a complete assholes at this point between the almost dying and losing his pappy

But a couple of Months ago yeah

schweet

>>40701318
We apologized after we had already sealed the deal with Kadir. We didn't gain anything from it, besides being on slightly better standing with him.

>>40700727
>She shrugs her shoulders. “I'm not sure. I almost decided against it, considering he-” She elbows you teasingly in the ribs. “-beat me with his own severed arm during his trial for Grandmastery.
Still makes me giggle

>>40701096
Does our family gain anything by introducing SK and shit?
I have a feeling our father jewed more power and influence from this meeting, or will it be a surprise and we have to ask our father?

>>40701746
Depends on what kind of deal our father got out of Kadir. I don't think we've heard anything about it yet, so we'll have to find out later.

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>>40701746

You raise an eyebrow inquisitively. “Suresh told you that?” you gesture as if to clear the air. “Whatever, it's not important. I don't mind discussing my banishment if you'll do the same. It would hardly be fair if I was the only one airing out my dark past for the entire tavern to hear.”

She smiles, leaning back into her seat and making herself comfortable. “That's fair, but you go first. After all, you already know the gist of why I was banished.” She runs a finger along the brand on her cheek, tracing the symbols. “You, on the other hand, are a mystery.”

Though you'd like to know who she killed, you suppose it's fair. You did remove your brand, after all. “They labeled me a slanderer, after I brought to light a few ugly truths regarding Shah Kadir's decadent lifestyle. The gardens he maintained were massive, and wasted an enormous amount of water. Not only that, but he insisted on keeping them maintained even as the city's poor died of thirst. It's saddening to know that a man can be banished simply for telling the truth in El-Amin.”

Aisha seems skeptical. “Really? They banished you for criticizing Kadir's love of gardening? People have been openly criticizing Kadir for being a decadent wastrel since well before even I was an apprentice and I earned my robes thirty years ago.” So that would place her somewhere in the neighborhood of her fifties or sixties, assuming she earned her robes around twenty six.
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You're loathe to admit it, but you probably did go a little overboard with your accusations. “I may have said a few things regarding his mother's chastity, or lack there of.” You gesture dismissively. “They were nothing, really. Just intended to grab people's attention. I was trying to reel them in with accusations of incest and adultery so I could make the case that Kadir was wasting his tribe's water, you know how it goes.”

She smiles wryly. “No, no I really don't know how it goes. I generally know when to keep my mouth shut regarding my social superiors' sexual proclivities.” She cocks her head to one side, thoughtfully. “Still, it's odd that you'd get banished just for that. There have been rumors regarding the Shah and his wives, or I guess the previous Shah and his wives, ever since he married that whore he favored.”

You chew the inside of your lip, hosting a brief internal debate. “Well... I might have said something about Kadir and a dog, but it was just sort of a spur of the moment thing. I didn't think the rumor would become so widespread, or that they'd be able to trace it back to me.” You sigh. “So yeah, I guess I kind of deserved what I got. It hardly matters at this point. I'm being unbanished, or rather I've already been unbanished. At this point I'm just awaiting for the announcement.”

Aisha shakes her head, sighing deeply. “You're a lucky bastard, too. I still can't believe that there's going to be a man unbanished in my lifetime. The first person since the collapse of Hiacia! Yet, here I am. Stuck rotting in the north surrounded by degenerates, elves, and humans.”

You hold up a hand as if to beg pause. “Please, there's no need to repeat yourself. I heard you the first time.”
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She tries not to, but ends up grinning despite herself. You've both slipped into speaking Samjan without truly realizing it. It's about that time that Demetrios gets back with a giant skin, what animal it's made from a mystery, filled practically to bursting by some sort of alcohol. You think it's mead, it smells strongly of honey and citrus. He also carries with him three wooden mugs, each one nearly the size of your head.

Still writing the bit about Aisha's own banishment. Think it might take a bit, so I wanted to get this part out first.

>>40702116
eggcelent

>>40702098
>degenerates, elves, and humans.
Huh

>>40702116
This is making me hungry.

He lets the mugs clatter to the table and sets the heavy skin down on the table with some difficulty, breathing out of sigh of relief once he's unloaded his burden. “I would've appreciated a little help hauling all this, you know.”

You shrug, nonchalant. “Then you should've said something. Don't blame us for your oversight.”

Demetrios huffs, but sets about filling everyone's mugs. “Anyway, I ordered each of us a slice of shepherd's pie. They're famous for it, apparently.” You don't even know what 'shepherd's pie' is, so they can't be that famous for it. “They said it would take a while though so I brought back the liquor first. What I miss?”

You gesture towards Aisha, once you've retrieved your filled mug from Demetrios. “She was just about to share with me why exactly she was banished. I just filled her in regarding my own banishment, my slandering of Shah Kadir.”

Demetrios pushes the skin towards the wall, sliding into a seat next to you. “Ooh, you don't say? Now this is a story I'd like to hear. I've always thought its interesting that your people's most severe punishment is not death, as it is here, but casting criminals out of society.”

Aisha rolls her eyes, raising her mug to her lips. You almost get the impression that she's trying to hide behind it, but after a long drought she sets it down and wipes her sleeve across her lips. “So, I'll be the first to admit that I have a bit of an anger issue. I can generally keep it under control these days, but when I was younger it was really bad. I used to fight with all my fellow apprentices, I used to constantly argue with my mistress. I can't even tell you the number of times I had to flee from the guard. Anyway, you get the picture.”

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She gestures broadly to the two of you. “So I was a bad kid. Everyone looks back on their childhood and regrets some of the decisions they made. The problem is, I was studying Fire Magic. My Mistress had always encouraged me to feed off my emotions and use the anger I felt for meditation. I never really saw a reason to change my ways so I didn't.

“Leap forward...” She trails off, staring off contemplatively into space. “Seventeen years? Yeah, seventeen years I think. I'd only just achieved Grandmastery in Fire Magic and my temper was worse than ever. I got into an argument with a colleague about my parentage. He said that I hadn't really 'earned' my place as a Vatis because I came from a noble family. He thought my family name had somehow paved my way to success, despite the fact that my family is just a little house of glorified farmers living to the south of El-Amin.”

You think you can see where this is going, but you don't bother to interrupt. “I challenged him to a duel to prove myself, and let me just say. I whipped his ass. I just beat him up and down the dueling grounds. It wasn't even a fair fight. I don't know what on Earth he was thinking. The thing is, he was a Grandmaster Metal Vatis. I don't know if you've ever fought a Metal Vatis, but they're nigh invincible unless you catch them with their metaphorical pants down or you exhaust their vys. I was throwing everything I had against this guy, wasn't holding back at all. After about a solid hour of just hurling abuse at him, his reserves were depleted and his defenses dropped. In the heat of the moment I must not have realized it, because I put a hole straight through his chest.”
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She sighs, taking a sip from her mug. “I'm not proud of it. I didn't really mean to. The Water Vatis who were there to make sure nobody got hurt too badly tried to save him but I'd just destroyed his heart, and vaporized a significant portion of his other internal organs. He was dead before he hit the ground.”

>Damn, that's horrible. You can see why she was branded.
>Those sorts of accidents happen all the time, doesn't really seem worthy of banishment.
>Write-in

>>40702702
>Those sorts of accidents happen all the time, doesn't really seem worthy of banishment.

>>40702702
>That's why water magic is better than fire magic, loser.

>>40702702
>>Those sorts of accidents happen all the time, doesn't really seem worthy of banishment.
Man I've had half my body burned off in duels before

>>40702702
>Those sorts of accidents happen all the time, doesn't really seem worthy of banishment.

The obvious choice.

>>40702702
>Those sorts of accidents happen all the time, doesn't really seem worthy of banishment.

>>40702702
>I can emphasize with you. I know how it feels to lose control in the heat of the moment. It's still crappy though.

>>40702702
>Write-in

Call her lie she couldn't have just killed a man in a duel

>>40702732
Sorry about my namefagness

>>40702702
>Those sorts of accidents happen all the time, doesn't really seem worthy of banishment.
doesn't sound to bad considering what we have experienced fighting a fire GM.

>>40702702
>>Those sorts of accidents happen all the time, doesn't really seem worthy of banishment.
"He should had been a Water Vatis."

>>40702702
>>Those sorts of accidents happen all the time, doesn't really seem worthy of banishment.

>>40702745
"So there I was, at this shitty bar..."

>>40702702
There's no way that guy was a Metal GM.

Vatis fuel can melt metal Vatis I guess

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>>40702807
>Taking Fire GM punishment for hours without injury
>No way he's metal GM

>>40702807
How so? A pure metal vatis would be pretty shitty in a fight

>>40702702
>Damn, that's horrible.
>Those sorts of accidents happen all the time, doesn't really seem worthy of banishment.

>>40702807
He was he basically tanked all her hit and didn't get scratched at all, its that he ran out of vys.

>>40702831
How they're fist wizards and anti mind fuckery

>>40702807
>After about a solid hour of just hurling abuse at him, his reserves were depleted and his defenses dropped.

>>40702807
Metal magic has no way to directly attack someone unless you happen to have something metal on hand, and Vatis duels forbid the use of weapons not directly created by magic, even if they're magically controlled.

So yeah, in most pure magic fights Metal Vatis without some sort of secondary get their shit pushed in. They're tough as hell, damn near impossible to hurt, but they can only expend so much vys before they run out.

>>40702859
So you just don't get punched and wait them out?

Anyway, writin' for
>That doesn't seem that big a deal.

>>40702871
Can a meta like aoe be channeled through the body?

Like a Metal GM reinforces his fist then casts aoe upon punching some poor fucker in the chest

>>40702871
can't they use create metal?

>>40700715
Hello Soma. Have never caught a thread alive, so just wanted to thank you live before falling to bed.

>>40702813
kek

>>40702934
If they happen to know the create effect.

>>40702929
You can't really just cast "Area of Effect" by itself. You'd need "Area of Effect" + some effect, or some element. That aside, yeah you can cast spells by punching someone.

I've been thinking what in we become Discipled to Mahana before we go to either the forests or the deserts?

Both places are somewhat reclusive so should have nice places for a shrine to increase our power with on top of whatever he gives us which should help when we have to face whatever is there

>>40702967
Time to become a muscle wizard!

>>40702934
Why don't they turn the floor into metal then meld with floor and begin tearing them apart?

>>40703023
Oh yeah, they can transmute shit

>>40702967
>>40703012
What is a muscle wizard build in BQ?

>>40702871
>not turning your limbs into blades
What a pleb.
By the way can Mik do/learn that at his current level in Metal?

>>40702871
Can't they transmute whatever into metal?

>>40702997
Well the Jungles have temples for Metal and are great for Nature while the desert is straight up tpk central.

>>40703058
I believe its assume he didn;t get a special metal codex that has this much info, and that it has a special surprise at the end for us.
Watch it be a quest to wake up dhattu

>>40703058
if he experiment, but it'd be taxing as it's using a school of magic that he's not that well trained into.
As he progress it would require less and less vys, like the healing does for water magic.

>>40703091
Other way around. Desert has like 30% survival rate.

Elaudia has like 0 if you go more than a week in.

>>40703149
That's for the very outer skirts. There's an effectively 0% survival rate for the desert once you go into the central areas.

>>40703149
Only 30% if you follow the safe route, what we are gonna do is go off the safe route.

>>40703149
Lot's of people have survived the Jungles hell we met one back in El-amin and another in the village

>>40703269
I'd like to think we'd follow the safe path until we hit a caravan or tribe to ask for directions and shit then get crazy in the unsafe part

>>40703149
>>40703269
I'm pretty certain we're going to meet a sudden end to the quest here.

>>40703373
We're going where the tribes dare not set foot on.

>>40703441
we just need to gm another element and do some enchanting and we'd have pretty good odds

You frown, shaking your head. “That honestly doesn't seem that bad. I mean, accidents like that happen all the time. In a duel not two days ago I got half of my torso turned to ash by a Fire Vatis. Now, I walked away from it and went on to win the duel,” You actually ended up making friends with the guy, or at least mending your rivalry. “But even if that hadn't been the case and I'd died from my injuries I don't think my opponent would've been a murderer. I did just as much damage to him as he did to me.”

Aisha takes another long draught from her mug, setting it down only after she's drained a solid third of its contents. “I don't know. Over the years since then I've come to decide it was a...” She waves a hand through the air, searchingly. “Political thing, or some such. How old are you?”

You're not wholly certain why it's relevant, but you also don't see any reason not to answer. “Twenty-seven, just turned actually. My birthday was on the eleventh.”

She grins teasingly. “Aww, you're just a baby. Gods above, how young were you when you were banished? Had you even earned your robes yet? I mean, unless something's changed in the fourteen years I've been banished most people don't even earn their robes until they're twenty-four or twenty-five.”

You can't help but scowl. “I was twenty-six when I was Banished, I've only been wandering for a few months now. For the record, this 'baby' is already a Grandmaster in one element and I'm on the cusp of attaining Grandmastery in a second. I've also saved the Shah's life and gotten unbanished in only a few short months.” You've also become privy to the true nature of gods and the dark things which lurk just beyond the veil of reality, but you decide not to mention either.
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Aisha's foot nudges yours under the table. “Sheesh, overcompensating much? Anyway. You were only... thirteen or so when I was banished. You probably don't remember the political situation at the time. There was this big ongoing argument within the Vatis community about how we ought to take a more active role in identifying people with Vatis potential amongst the lower classes. My banishment was sort of this symbolic victory for the underprivileged, or something.”

You sort of recall getting dirty looks from a few of the full fledged Vatis, but it's vague. Honestly you were young at the time and you'd just been torn away from your family home and everything you'd ever known to live with a madman. Socioeconomics were the least of your worries.

You're distracted when a fat orange tom cat leaps up onto the table, striding up confidently to Demetrios' mug and burying his head inside to lap up its sweet contents. You suppose this is the eponymous 'Fat Tom' of the alehouse. Demetrios tries to shoo it away, but it pauses only briefly to stare at him with a bored expression before returning to lapping up his drink.

In the end he just snatches his mug away from the greedy cat, clutching it to his chest. This elicits a torrent of complaint from the tom.

>Pet the kitty.
>Try to scare the cat away with an illusion.
>Write-in

>Ask Aisha how she ended up in Anthus.
>Ask Demetrios if he's ever had any trouble with the law.
>Write-in

>>40703453
Yeah but we don't actually know "where" that's at.

I mean they'd need to know what or where is forbidden to not go there or fuck with it

>>40703494
>I was twenty-six when I was Banished, I've only been wandering for a few months now. For the record, this 'baby' is already a Grandmaster in one element and I'm on the cusp of attaining Grandmastery in a second. I've also saved the Shah's life and gotten unbanished in only a few short months.”
Pacing is a hell of a thing.

>>40703516
>>Pet the kitty.
>Ask Aisha how she ended up in Anthus.

>>40703516
>Pet the kitty.
>get a bowl and pour some of the drink for the kitty.

>>40703441
We can always construct a cat shrine if we get lost. We got a safety net now.

>>40703516
>Write-in
Communicate with the cat with nature/metal
>Ask Demetrios if he's ever had any trouble with the law.

>>40703516
>Pet the kitty.
>Ask Aisha how she ended up in Anthus.

>>40703516
>Cat drinking alcohol
Drunk cat confirmed for Soma's self insert.

>>40703516
>Pet the kitty.
Ask Aisha how she ended up in Anthus.
>Ask Demetrios if he's ever had any trouble with the law.

>>40703516
>Pet the kitty.
>Ask Demetrios if he's ever had any trouble with the law.

>>40703516
>>Pet the kitty.
>>Ask Demetrios if he's ever had any trouble with the law.

>>40702997
I'm not against discipling. From the game point of view it has no downsides.

On the other hand,the spirit cat made it slip that the mortal enchanters have the potential to rival powerful spirits in power. So we could become crazy strong if we focus on that. Combine it with Skull Kid's knowledge for increased effect. The problem is, that it is a very long term goal, while the players want to enter the death zones right now, even though there's no need to. And we barely do any enchanting

>>40703516
>Pet the kitty.
>Ask Aisha how she ended up in Anthus.
>Ask Demetrios if he's ever had any trouble with the law.

>>40703558
I wish I had that what could possibly go wrong image

But sure what could possibly go wrong

>>40703488
We can do that with our friend who is going to go to Jungle. All need for the jungle is to talk to someone who has already been there.

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>>40703603

>>40703516
>Pet the kitty.
Guys what if this is the spirit cat?
>Ask Aisha how she ended up in Anthus.

>>40703616
Doesn't our household have a human who knows the desert

>>40703592
Mahana is also really fucking old he might know where we have to go

One more thing he may also have a shit ton of runes to give us due to his age

>>40703592
>>40702997
Since it's an irreversible decision I think it would be in bad taste to demand re-votes until you win.

>>40703516
>>Pet the kitty.
>>Ask Demetrios if he's ever had any trouble with the law.

>>40703675
Im not demanding a re vote
Just throwing an idea out there

>>40703643
Thank you friendo

>>40703516
>ask it to tell you its secrets

>>40703675
>Irreversible
>implying
Don't kid yourself anon we'll be getting a revote soon enough.

>>40703797
No. He's saying that voting yes on being a disciple is irreversible, while voting no is not, thus it would be unfair to keep revoting, since yes only has to win one time. At that point we could never go back to not being a disciple and it would basically render pointless all previous votes on the matter.

>>40703888
>it would basically render pointless all previous votes on the matter.

What about circumstance and motivation though?

>>40704005
If we're about to die in a spirit's domain then maybe soma should offer the option to become a disciple, otherwise I don't think we should revote

>>40703516
>Write-in
Ask the kitty how old he is. Last one we met was older than a hundred thousand.
>Ask Demetrios if he's ever had any trouble with the law.

Should we talk about the spirit module with Demetrios and perhaps even showcase a teaser for it?

>>40704261
Bring up that one time Chrys cheated by floating a bunch of soldiers in order to bypass a moat or something.

>>40704346
I'd float her moat if you catch my drift.

>>40704550
That ship sunk awhile ago.

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Will we ever learn if Deme said fuk the po- lic e? Will Mik learn about how Aisha came to Anthus? Will Mik pet the cat? Will we ever learn the secrets of the cat?

Find out next time on Banished Quest 139

>>40704648
Yeah he hasn't even done is 'counted the votes' post. Ded as fuk.

>>40704648
Has Soma gotten lost in the bowls of IRC again?

>>40704648
RIP Soma gone but not forgotten...

>>40704663
I forgot to post that I was writing, but I'm writing for
>Ask Deme if he's gotten in trouble
>Pet cat
>Ask Aisha about coming to Anthus.
Not necessarily in that order.

>>40704672
I don't even have it open right now.

>>40704672
He's disappeared on our end too. I suspect either the Jews or stalker-anon finally got him when he let his guard down.

>>40704606
>Implying

>>40704721
Dude lets be honest here, there is way too many anti-waifufags here for that to even get traction again. This quest is one of the most meta I've seen.

>>40704686
Praise the Lord, Soma has risen from the grave!

>>40704686
>No try to talk to the cat

Why?

>>40704721
>Implying it isn't
The Titanic sank anon get over it.

>>40704750
I'd rather papa mik quest where we take care of Zahak.

>>40704785
Jokes on you

I never watched the titanic

>>40704785
>implying the titanic sunk

https://youtu.be/saHs6J0OXVI

>>40704831
it was the juden

You reach over and pluck up the cat, setting him in your lap and scratching under his chin. He flops over on his side, stretching himself out so he takes up nearly the entirety of your lap. He seems to just enjoy luxuriating while you pet him. You end up splitting your attention between your companions and the cat. “So, Demetrios. Here we are sharing out greatest crimes. You ever had any run-ins with the law?”

Demetrios stops suspiciously eyeing his drink for a moment to answer. “Nope, not since I was a teenager at least. I was born and raised in Anthus, my family are craftsmen. My father is a carpenter and makes good money and my mother worked at a bakery. I was usually helping out at one place or the other as a kid, and then once I turned fourteen they sent me off to the Academy. My family had to save for four years to have enough money to pay the first year of my tuition but after that I showed a remarkable aptitude for the magical arts and they lowered my tuition significantly. These days my parents are retired and the family mostly lives off my salary.”

He apparently decides his drink is fine because he raises the mug to his lips and drinks deeply, sighing gratefully as he sets the mug back down. “Never really had much time to get into trouble, though I did nearly get expelled from the Academy for a year because I kept sneaking into the girl's dormitory too often.”

You smirk at that. “So you are, in fact, a pervert? I may have just saved one of your students from your lewd predation. They ought to thank me, honestly.”

Demetrios shrugs. “What can I say? I dated a number of women in my youth and, as is the case with most teenagers, wanted to enjoy the more physical aspects of a relationship fully and often.”
(1/?)

You suppose you can't really blame him, though your teenage years were filled almost exclusively with study and meditation. There were only one time during your apprenticeship that you got to go out and get laid and that was when you and your friends pooled your money to buy some whores.

You turn your attention to Aisha, to pose her a question, but about that time the food arrives. A chubby, haggard young human in a very low cut dress sporting a pair of breast that seem like they're about to rip their way out of the fabric arrives carrying three plates, one propped between her forearm and bicep. She sets down Aisha's, then the two of yours, wiping sweat from her brow and smiling. “Enjoy your dinners, folks! I see Fat Tom's taken a liking to yah. Gods favor you, best be watching your plates with him around.”

You thank the woman and she scurries off towards the hearth, which seems to also serve as the kitchen. Your meal seems to consist of some sort of fluffy white paste topped with lightly browned cheese, and underneath lies a mixture of minced lamb seasoned lightly with garlic and rosemary, chopped carrots, caramelized onions, and some manner of mushroom. You pluck up your fork and use the edge to slice into the 'pie', ferrying the forkful swiftly into your mouth.

The flavors seems to bloom on your tongue, a delightful mixture of savory, sweet, and sour. Whatever the stuff on top is it's wonderful, the texture especially so. You're so busy stuffing your face that you neglect to pet the cat laying on your lap, which motivates him to start swatting at your hands while you're trying to eat.

You manage to distract yourself from your food long enough to pose a question to Aisha. “So how did you end up in Anthus after getting banished?”

(2/3)

Aisha covers her mouth while she finishes chewing, only answering once she's swallowed. “I headed north, snuck through the pass the separates the Pidjatan desert from the northern plains. I wandered for a while and followed the road, ended up heading east. Found this giant battle going on, ten thousand people fighting furiously to kill one another. Only later figured out it was the grand Anthosian offensive which ended their last war against Polop.”

She pauses to take another bite of her pie, resuming after she's washed it down with some of her mead. “Anyway, so I started trying to kill the first people who attacked me, who just so happened to be the folks from Polop. Wiped out almost an entire flank before their Vatis could reposition and provide their soldiers with some protection. After the battle ended I was hailed as some sort of war hero and sort of got swept up in all the celebrating. Went on to help them route the army the next day, and the rest is history. Came back with the Anthosian army and signed on as faculty at the Academy. Don't do much teaching these days, though.”

The three of you make small talk while you eat, and gradually work your way through the skin of mead. It isn't long before your cheeks are flushed and your speech starts to slur. The cat's long since curled up on the bench next to you, apparently resolving itself to a nap. It may simply be your imagination, but Aisha's been flirting with you for a while now, ever since she finished off her second mug. She's pretty blatantly playing footsie with you under the table. Fortunately, Demetrios doesn't seem to quite know why she occasionally breaks out into giggling.
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It's about that time that an older human dressed sharply in a slashed velvet doubly, with a red silk sash wrapped around his torso, slides into the open seat next to Aisha. He's wearing some manner of necklace marked with a strange symbol you don't recognize, but it practically glows with power. An artifact of some sort. Judging by the scars and his equipment, he's an adventurer of some sort.

“Excuse me miss,” He says, sliding one of his arms around Aisha's waist. You get the impression that his initial instinct was to go for her shoulders but he realized he couldn't quite reach. “I couldn't help but notice you from across the room. It's rare indeed to find a beauty such as yours in the Provinces.” Eh, she's alright. Decidedly above average, you'd say. Granted, far better looking than most human or elven women.

You notice, at one of the neighboring tables, that a gaggle of men all dressed in a chaotic mishmash of armor, clothing, jewelry, and weaponry are doing their best to seem like they're not watching but in the process are making it painfully obvious that they're watching. You get the impression that this was some sort of dare from his friends.

>Tell him to go fuck himself.
>Aisha can handle herself, she made your blood boil in your veins after all.
>Subtly fuck with him for your own amusement with magic. (Write-ins welcome, as to how)
>Write-in

>>40705090
>Sit this one out

Because copy and past died

>>40705090
Swell his tongue

>>40705090
>>Subtly fuck with him for your own amusement with magic. (Write-ins welcome, as to how)
Make an illusion of Ricky standing over her and looking down at the human

>>40705090
>>Subtly fuck with him for your own amusement with magic
Slowly turn your surroundings into an illusion of hell and yourself a mismatch of void creatures

>>40705090
>Subtly fuck with him for your own amusement with magic. (Write-ins welcome, as to how) Make ice under his feet and use an illusion of the cat jump at his face

>>40705090
>Subtly fuck with him for your own amusement with magic. (Write-ins welcome, as to how)
when he bends knee to either kiss her hand, make a patch of ice so that he slips.
>Also ask how he got that necklace relic.

>>40705090
>Aisha can handle herself, she made your blood boil in your veins after all.

>>40705090
>Aisha can handle herself, she made your blood boil in your veins after all.

>>40705090
>Aisha can handle herself, she made your blood boil in your veins after all.
Keep touching her and shit though, make her not forget she has some prime dick in front of her that isn't degenerate.

>>40705090
>Subtly fuck with him for your own amusement with magic. (Write-ins welcome, as to how)
turn the sash into an illusion of a snake strangling him

>>40705090
>>Aisha can handle herself, she made your blood boil in your veins after all.

>>40705090
>>Subtly fuck with him for your own amusement with magic. (Write-ins welcome, as to how)

>>40705142
remove the fucking with the guy, i rather not be the reason to get in a bar fight yet.
I just noticed that this place is full of strong adventures with a shiton of artifacts, and i have a feeling this guy is a GM in an element.

>>40705090
>>Subtly fuck with him for your own amusement with magic. (Write-ins welcome, as to how)
block the light going into his eyes makeing him blind

>>40705215
>>40705090
>Aisha can handle herself, she made your blood boil in your veins after all.

>>40705215
Man you are going to let a Humie touch a pure samjam lady? What are you a limp dicked coward

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I'm fine with waiting, I have a drink.

>>40705045
ew rosemary

i suppose its alright with garlic thrown in

>>40705090
>>Subtly fuck with him for your own amusement with magic. (Write-ins welcome, as to how)
Manipulate tom cat into his face.
As to scratch the shit out of him. Tom cat should be the most protected thing in this bar. SO don't think he would dare kill the cat. But if he does, im sure this bar may have a few regulars willing to fuck him and his friends up.

>>40705239
Lets fuck with the women and make her forget about him.
I rather not start a fight when all we have is a pendant and a sleave.

>>40705090
>Aisha can handle herself, she made your blood boil in your veins after all.

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>>40705090
>>Subtly fuck with him for your own amusement with magic. (Write-ins welcome, as to how)
Attempt to intimidate him by lighting the table on fire.

>>40705090
>Subtly fuck with him for your own amusement with magic. (Write-ins welcome, as to how)

>>40705090
>Aisha can handle herself, she made your blood boil in your veins after all.

>>40705219
>>40705205
>>40705181
>>40705138
>>40705136
>>40705129
>>40705122
>>40705117
>>40705274
>>40705284
>Subtly fuck with

>>40705110
>>40705147
>>40705152
>>40705180
>>40705203
>>40705232
>>40705273
>>40705291
>Aisha's a big girl, she can handle herself.

>>40705248
Rosemary is great with lamb, nigga.

>>40705274
Fire magic intimidation is a barterer's best friend.

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>>40705274
You absolute madman.

>>40705090
>Subtly fuck with him for your own amusement with magic. (Write-ins welcome, as to how)
Freeze his feet to the floor.

>>40705090
>Aisha can handle herself, she made your blood boil in your veins after all.
>Write-in
Cock block him hard, no need to use magic when we can use or tongue.
>>40705295
FD?

>>40705295
>Aisha's a big girl
For you

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>>40705295
>Aisha's a big girl
For you!

>>40705316
da hell is this

>>40705434
A Meme

>>40705295
I sure hope we don't get cucked by this humie

>>40705545
I just want to get back to our mansion and our companions.

And parental confused dragon son.

>>40705565
My only prerogative right now is not being shamed by this humie

>>40705565
Don't worry anon, chrys has replaced us completely at this point

>>40705583
>>40705545
I don't think she's too fond of degenerates

>>40705606
She has been in humie land for like 15 years.

>>40705610
For what she said earlier she doesn't seem to like them very much.

>>40705709
My cuck fears run deep anon Just ignore me

>>40705295
I'm guessing sense we didn't roll ether this guy is a super bad ass or a nobody

>>40705745
Actually, I haven't yet decided how you're going to fuck with the guy.

If I end up going with fire magic and illusions and such which I probably will, but I want to get to that point in the post first then I'll have you roll.

>>40705709
She does not immediately lump elves and humans into the degenerate category

>>40705757
>inb4 the bar accident all over again

>>40705757
i bet regular success will succeed in making him look like a faggot but also piss him off and prompt a fight

>>40705757
>fire magic
PANIC

>>40705776
I bet a regular success will make him show his true feeling for mik and end with buttsexz

>>40705788
>in a bar-like establishment

>>40705757
>Fire magic
I must light all this booze on fire to prove how much of a faggot this humie is

Post your desktops, and whatever you have open right now, as well as your bookmarks bar and frequently visited page. I want to see what /bq/'s posters' desktops look like.

>>40705849
Show me your dick first

>>40705849
i'd get banned

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>>40705849
You can have this

>>40705951
>8chn
>irc
>jojo
You are a shit person.

>>40705849
here ya go

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>>40706035
>>40706035
woops my bad

>>40706019
no i'm not

>>40706060
Oh wow,clean your desktop nigga

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>>40706060
Fuck off, Juden!

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>>40705849

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>>40706060
That's atrocious

>>40706101
Do it faggot.

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>>40705849

>>40706089
when it's full i'll dump everything in a folder named everything
>>40706098
did the Swedish flag give me away?
>>40706118
yup

>>40706159
>can black people blush

>>40706222
Can they?

>>40706191
>when it's full i'll dump everything in a folder named everything
Everything about you disgusts me

>>40706252
Do they?

>>40706252
they're not allowed

>>40706060
>gay
>beast vids
>traps
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>40706286
He frequents 4chan

>>40706252
>>40706268
>>40706275
Depends on the skin tone

Lighter skinned its noticeable the darker the person gets it becomes more subtle and you'd have to watch body language

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Desktop thread !?

I NEED ROLLS
ROOOLL 3d10+4 vs DC 18 (Base 20, +2 from Artifacts, -4 from distracted)

Rolled 10, 8, 3 + 4 = 25 (3d10 + 4)

>>40706338
it's here

Rolled 8, 1, 3 + 4 = 16 (3d10 + 4)

>>40706338
ayy luhmayo

Rolled 1, 2, 3 + 4 = 10 (3d10 + 4)

>>40706338
FIRE IN BARS!

Rolled 8, 1, 3 + 4 = 16 (3d10 + 4)

>>40706338

Rolled 1, 8, 10 + 4 = 23 (3d10 + 4)

>>40706338

Rolled 1, 6, 9 + 4 = 20 (3d10 + 4)

>>40706338
Rolling

>>40706338
>>40706349
>>40706350
>>40706354
spend

>>40706349
>>40706350
>>40706354
>25, 16, 10 vs DC 18
>Failure!
Man, what is it about bars?

>Spend 2
>Spend 10
>Don't spend

>>40706338
Can we spend 10

>>40706354
>1 2 3 4

Very nice

>>40706370
>>Spend 10
Who needs Vys anyways

>>40706372
I roll to impress

>>40706370
>Don't spend
If we are so shit that we'd fail this roll then we deserve to fail.

>>40706370
>Spend 10

>>40706370
What about our spooky bonus?

>>40706370
spend 10

>>40706370
Spend 10

>>40706338
Spend 10

>>40706370
Spend 10
that's our bitch

>>40706261
and you haven't even met me in real life yet
>>40706286
join the irc and find out

>>40706370
Do we get a bonus from Spoopy? We should.

>>40706370
>>Spend 10

>>40706387
OOH SHIT
That's right, I forgot about it. That would indeed apply here.

So new rolls are
>27, 18, 12 vs DC 18
>Success!

>Spend 6?

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>>40706370
>Spend 2

Don't need extravagance

>>40706421
Y

>>40706370
>Spend 10

>>40706421
spend

>>40706421
yep

>>40706421

yeeesssssssssssssssss

>>40706421
As if you have to ask.

>>40706421
>Spend 6
Yes you faggot, what are you asking for?

>>40706421
N

>>40706421
>Spend

>>40706421
y

>>40706421
spend 6

>>40706421
>spend 6
Soma, what's the booze of the session you be having?

>>40706421
y

>>40706370
Hey, Hey You
Watcha Watchen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc

>>40706421
spend

So you're spending 6. Writin'

That'll put you at 50/56

>>40706421
Is him being drunk apart of distracted?

>>40706485
How big is Mik's vys pool compared to other people with his magical levels?

>>40706499
Nah samjam tits in his face

>>40706499
Footsies

>>40706499
Clearly Mik's stunning looks are the cause.

>>40706354
way to show you everyone could count anon, but do us all a favor AND NEVER DO IT AGAIN.

>>40706501
Probably pretty low

>>40706595
Yeah most people who are GM have had years of study and experiments to increase their vys pool. We just bum rushed the high-end levels of magic.

I feel like our SOP for biological enemies from now on should be instantly rotting their eyes out of their head. It's kind of our best move. Then after that if they don't surrender we turn their insides into a slushy.

>>40706619
I wonder if that might stunt our magical ability in the long run.

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>>40706645
it's a good go to for both the shock value and the incredible amount of pain it causes, I agree with you that it should definitely be our go to.

>>40706679
Also should shut down pretty much anyone who doesn't have serious experience with pain. Takes real discipline to maintain coherency whilst your eyes are rotting from your skull.

>>40706645
Yeah if they don't have water magic or magic resistance they are insta fucked. That being said most enemies we have been fighting recently have had ether water magic or magic resistance

>>40706712
Oblivion level scaling!

>>40706743
>>40706712
Wouldn't want things getting too easy on us, now would you?

>>40706767
I don't know it just seems like less of a real world if everything has a hard counter to are best attack.

>>40706784
>are
>our
I'M DUMB

You decide that you'll subtly fuck with him. More for your own amusement, than anything else. Whilst debating how exactly you're going to go about fucking with the poor, unsuspecting fellow you resign yourself to foiling his attempts to keep Aisha's interest. It barely requires any focus at all to manifest two frozen facsimiles of your hands underneath the table, and directing them to trail along her inner thighs is a simple matter.

Aisha, who'd been just about to deliver a response, practically bolts upright at the sensation. Her cheeks color, and unlike Darzi her skin tends more towards grey than black or brown. You can actually see the red blossoming on her cheeks. Unfortunately, the human takes this as a response to his advances. “Now now, there's no need to be shy. You can understand me, yes?”

You decide that you'll fuck with him using the ancient art of hellish illusions. You start off slow, thin cracks crawling their way across the surface of the table. Subtle things which you're certain he won't notice. Then you start to play with the shadows cast by the flickering candles which provide light in this little alcove. Figures form themselves against the wall in the shifting black, then vanish an instant later. Tossing in a bit of Water magic you have the air grow cold, even as the flames from the candles grow higher than they really ought to.

You cover his eyes in a black screen for the briefest of moments and then pull it away, revealing to him a flash of a hellish world where Aisha, Demetrios, and yourselves are twisted beings of the void. Tentacles sprawl from Aisha's arm, twining around his neck. Then you cover his eyes in black, and when you remove the screen world appears normal.

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He was in the middle of spouting some nonsense, after Aisha had already just told him she wasn't interested, about how she doesn't need to worry about something or other. He never finishes his sentence, instead staring dumbstruck at Aisha, then you and Demetrios. He peers into the cup he's holding, obviously suspicious, and then sets it aside. Demetrios cast a glance your way, to which you nod. He relaxes, apparently contented in the knowledge that it was just an illusion.

Aisha immediately understood what was going on, and with a wicked grin cast your way starts to channel her own vys. She swats the two frozen hands you've had toying with her for the past few minutes and you let them dissipate, and a second later she leans down to whisper in the human's ear. He looks down, and a second later the tip of a tentacle peeks over the edge of the table, wriggling about. The human goes pale, and when Aisha pulls away her face seems to split in half to reveal two rows of impossibly sharp teeth.

You take that as your cue. There's a flash, and the rest of the tavern seems to crack away. You're set adrift in a sea of black even as you and your companions shift into abominations the likes of which only you have seen. You become a twisted, emaciated creature with no eyes nor limbs, only a mouth, a head, and a torso. Ethereal blue tendrils sprawl from gaping holes in your back, writhing through the air. Demetrios takes on the appearance of a creature without skin, exposed muscle tissue twitching violently with every subtle movement. As for Aisha, she appears to you as monster spoken of in nightmares. Her skin is ash, fire roiling just beneath its surface, and she lunges forward to rip the poor man's throat out.

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He stumbles away, out of the small bubble you've used to create your illusion, and into the bar as a whole. You'd created a sort of one way mirror, others could see in but he couldn't see out. He collapses onto the floor, hyperventilating, even as you cut the flow of vys.

Aisha smiles sweetly at the human, who stares at her with wide, terrified eyes. “I'm sorry, did I scare you? I didn't mean it. Sometimes it just sort of... happens!” She throws back her head, cackling madly only to stop abruptly, seeming perplexed. “Ah, damn it. These voices! These voices just won't stop yammering! So annoying, really. Sometimes they just make me want to rip out someone's throat and feast on their delicious insides!”

The human scrambles to his feet and practically runs over to the table where his friends are sitting, babbling incoherently in an attempt to explain what he saw. They manage to calm the poor bastard down, but you're getting a few odd looks...

>Best to take your leave, it's getting late anyway. Take the mead with you.
>Nah, fuck them! You're staying whether they like it or not!
>Write-in

>>40706941
>Best to take your leave, it's getting late anyway. Take the mead with you.

>>40706941
>Best to take your leave, it's getting late anyway. Take the mead with you.
All and all a good night

>>40706941
>>Best to take your leave, it's getting late anyway. Take the mead with you.

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>>40706941
>Write-in
Sit back down and tell some niggas to chill and drink good mead it was a joke

>>40706941
>Nah, fuck them! You're staying whether they like it or not!
start doing it to all of them, take the whole tavern to hell.

>>40706941
>>Best to take your leave, it's getting late anyway. Take the mead with you.

>>40706941
>Best to take your leave, it's getting late anyway. Take the mead with you.
Time to wash away our sin in sweet samjam lovings

>>40706941
>Best to take your leave, it's getting late anyway. Take the mead with you.

>>40706941
>Best to take your leave, it's getting late anyway. Take the mead with you.

>>40706941
>Best to take your leave, it's getting late anyway. Take the mead with you.
On to better and sexier things. Aisha should be sufficiently hot and bothered, and it's probably not every day she finds someone who shares her proclivities on violence.

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>>40706983
>our sin

Stop resisting

>>40706941
>>Nah, fuck them! You're staying whether they like it or not!
If anyone walks towards us recreate the image, if they do it multiple times make the illusion more and more hellish. If they get within arms reach freeze their feet to the ground and stare dead at them while slowly twisting and tearing until everyone blinks out of existence but us and them, before doing IT.

We should come up with an effect that tells whether someone is lying.

>>40706941
>Nah, fuck them! You're staying whether they like it or not!

>>40706941
>Best to take your leave, it's getting late anyway. Take the mead with you.

>>40706994
Exactly

>>40706941
>Nah, fuck them! You're staying whether they like it or not!

>>40706941
>Best to take your leave, it's getting late anyway. Take the mead with you.

>>40706941
>Best to take your leave, it's getting late anyway. Take the mead with you.

>>40706956
>>40706963
>>40706966
>>40706982
>>40706983
>>40706986
>>40706991
>>40706994
>>40707008
>>40707026
>>40707027
>COME ON AND SLAM
>AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

>>40707012
>>40707006
>>40707003
>>40706976
>>40706967
>I THOUGHT THIS WAS 'MURICA

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>>40707029
Can we throw horns and yell "VATIS RULE!" as we leave?

>>40707039
I'd second that.

>>40707039
Aw, fuck it. I'll support this too.

>>40707039
I'd rather just laugh maniacally

>>40707039
>throw horns
This gesture means what in Banished world, exactly?

>>40707039
Only if we say it in Samjan

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>>40707039
Water Vatis

>>40707029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m719OZjyDzk
Time to slam and jam some Slamjams.

>>40707039
But what if the horns in this world means "please come rape my boie pussy"?

>>40707105
Then Soma would warn us of that first you mongoloid.

>>40707126
>>40707105
>>40707075
You won't actually throw horns but you'll do an equivalent gesture.

>>40707139
B-but soma, horns

>>40707139
What sign would we do if we wanted a group of men to rape our boie pussy?

>>40707139
Flipping them off?

>>40707160
I imagine one would simply assume the position. Which I assume you yourself are doing constantly.

>>40707139
A pelvic thrust?
Jerk off motion?
Flying roundhouse?

>>40707179
That would be a safe assumption anon

>>40707160
Tugging on your ear lobe is actually sorta like "oi m8 cum plunder me booty hole". It's an extremely flirtatious gesture amongst Samjan, even more so if you tug on someone else's earlobe. Generally it's used by women towards men though.

>>40707201
such a beautiful culture....

>>40707201
Is that way players have earrings? Give the bitches a handle to pull on?

>>40707201
>The more you know
Thanks Soma-sama

>>40707237
I hadn't thought of that, Anon. That's not a bad idea.

>>40707246
How are piercing seen in samjam culture?

>>40707255
DERGENURATE

>>40707263
No u

>>40707246
This is why sailors blow big money on earrings, they only want bitches and booze while in port.

>>40707255
women who work in bath houses wear them

>>40707201

Big ugly hipster earlobe piercings, thousands of them.

>>40707301
Gages?

>>40707301
The ones that look like tonka truck tires? I imagine those would be considered obscene.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND THREAD

>>40707440
Nigga it's not even 1 AM, sheeeeeiiiiiiiiit.

>>40707443
Damn soma you responded fast to that like damn son I refershed once and saw his post then took a sip and refreshed again and bam son that was damn fast.

>>40707443
That's my Soma-senpai

>>40707443
>>40707463
Soma's always ready to smack a bitch that spouts wrong information.

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>>40707443
don't lie soma

>>40707481
Yuropoor pls go