The smoke curls through your lungs, soothing warmth spreading from your chest through the rest of you. This seems to be pretty heavily laced with opium, but something else you can't quite place. Ah well, it's pleasant regardless. Takes the edge off of a long, long day. “How is Malika, come to think of it? I haven't seen her since you carted her off to the dungeons.”

Smoke billows from your brother's nostrils as he finally exhales. “She's doing fine. Better than I'd like, in fact. She's been telling us only bits and pieces of what she was planning, and I suspect at least some of what she says is false. She knows we'd rather not hurt her any more than we have to, since at the end of the day the Demirs are technically our allies. Her granddaughter wed Salil after all.”

Your brother chews passively on the ivory mouthpiece of his pipe, a habit you find rather distasteful. It always ruins the decoration, sooner or later. “Supposedly-” He begins, but trails off. “Well, supposedly she was planning for the assassin to off me and the serving girl to spread panic through the nobles. They'd flee, as nobles are wont to do when confronted with danger, and meet a Demir army moving in to 'protect' the city.”

Zaahir shrugs his shoulders. “Wouldn't have worked, of course. The assassin probably would've killed me without your friend's intervention, but he would have died but moments later. The nobles would have been kept in the courtyard and ushered off to their rooms by the house guard, and the men on the walls would've sealed the gates before the approaching army. It would have turned into a siege, admittedly a siege we'd struggle to repel.”
>(2/5)

>>45407039
My what a lovely OP image.

You're about to respond when finally Karim's voice drifts through your thoughts. He sounds much calmer now, a good sign hopefully. {Apologies for the delay, Mikhael. The Bhataki have set up camp on the outskirts of the city, amongst the new slums outside the old walls. I'd sent Rasim out there to practice healing the wounded and sick.} He did much the same to you, several times in fact. {The bastards had the gall to shake the boy down, so I had words with their chief.}

Master Karim sent you into some pretty dangerous parts of the East Slums by yourself, before they were demolished to make room for the Padishah's new fortress. However, you don't ever recall actually getting attacked, though some of the beggars could be pretty demanding. {Seems you're taking good care of Rasim, then. I trust their chief won't be making the same mistake again?}

A curious emotion carries through the brooch, anger mixed with equal parts joy and regret. {No, he won't. Not if he wants his right hand back any time soon. Anyway, here's your father. Apologize to him for my getting blood on the floor.}

The connection is severed, and then a new connection forms only moments later. Your father's voice carries cautiously over the brooch, along with a hefty amount of both concern and curiosity. {Mikhael? Gods above, boy, but this is odd. What was the issue that so desperately needed my attention?}

(3/4)

You snatch up the letter briefly reading over it again to remind yourself of its contents. Before turning your attention back to your father, a thought occurs. You should probably warn your brother about that tunnel in his dungeons. “Before I forget, there might be some sort of forgotten, potentially city-destroying weapon buried beneath the palace. As well as an enormous runic array designed to open portals between disparate parts of the former Hiacian Empire and a prison or laboratory housing abominations of magic pumped full of drugs which give them nigh god-like power. Oh, and a sundry collection of golems, spirits, walking corpses, and other monsters from before the collapse. I, and every one of my friends, nearly died in those gods-cursed caverns.”

You run down a mental checklist, and realize you'd nearly forgotten the best part of it all. “So I dug a tunnel directly through the majority of it leading straight to your dungeons. Sealed, of course. I'll show you the spirit I enslaved later, but suffice to say it was the one killing your servants, not Mortia.”

With that you shift your attention to the brooches, reestablishing the connection with your father. {Apologies, I'd forgotten to tell Zahir something. What was the question again?}

You get the sense he's mildly irritated but he hides it well. {What was so important that you sent this madman barging into my bedroom holding a severed hand to tell me?}

>Fill him in on what he's missed in Nazir, the battle and the feast and the betrayal that followed. Don't leave anything out.
>He doesn't need to know everything, just hit on the important stuff and ask what he thinks you ought to do.
>Just tell him the Demirs have kidnapped Safiyyah's daughter and they're demanding a ransom.
>Write-in

>>45407112
>>Fill him in on what he's missed in Nazir, the battle and the feast and the betrayal that followed. Don't leave anything out.

>>45407112
>Fill him in on what he's missed in Nazir, the battle and the feast and the betrayal that followed. Don't leave anything out.

>>45407112
>Fill him in on what he's missed in Nazir, the battle and the feast and the betrayal that followed. Don't leave anything out.

>>45407039
>You extract it from your clock
Freudian slip?

>>45407112
>Fill him in on what he's missed in Nazir, the battle and the feast and the betrayal that followed. Don't leave anything out.

>>45407112
>>He doesn't need to know everything, just hit on the important stuff and ask what he thinks you ought to do.

>>45407112
Everything about this post is fantastic.
>Fill him in on what he's missed in Nazir, the battle and the feast and the betrayal that followed. Don't leave anything out.

>>45407112
>>Fill him in on what he's missed in Nazir, the battle and the feast and the betrayal that followed. Don't leave anything out.
Wait he doesn't know about Zahak yet does he?

Time to break the news.

>>45407112
>Oh right. Sorry about the blood.

>>45407237
>>45407112
So....... I'm dad.

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>>45407112
I just want you to know I read all of Karim's lines pic related's voice. I also imagine him as looking like this.

>>45407307
I already did.

>>45407307
>>45407352
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1EpAmjwfeY

>>45407112
>>Fill him in on what he's missed in Nazir, the battle and the feast and the betrayal that followed. Don't leave anything out.
and remember to apologize for the blood on the floor

>>45407307
Not inaccurate, if he was an Earth Vatis it would be almost spot on.

Though I imagine his voice a bit deeper than Bumi's.

>>45407237
>>45407233
>>45407212
>>45407194
>>45407149
>>45407489
>Fill him in on everything.

>>45407227
>Just the important stuff.

>>45407207
If I correctly recall the definition of Freudian slip, yup.

I think I accidentally deleted a "fill him in vote", but it's still the clear winner. Writin'

>>45407505
You missed my vote to say nothing except an apology for the blood mess

>>45407112
>{What was so important that you sent this madman barging into my bedroom holding a severed hand to tell me?}
What's the relation between Karim and Mik's father? Bros or hating the other's guts but being forced to deal with one another because they're the best at what they do and they'd hate to start afresh with a new guy?

>>45407603
Iirc, they don't like each other, with Mik's dad actively disliking Karim, and Karim just not caring about Mik's dad

>>45407463
I can easily see mik pulling some shit like this in his later years

>>45407603
They're just different types of old bastards.

>>45407603
They don't like each other, but nor do they hate each other. Karim thinks Mik's dad is a bit stuffy but doesn't really care one way or the other about him. Mik's dad isn't fond of Karim, thinks he's a bit too crazy, but at least respects him as talented and thinks he's turned Mik into a competent Vatis.

So closer to the latter than the former, I suppose.

>>45407073
its garbage

>>45407942
like your genepool

>>45407996
I know who you are you got banished from here a long time ago after the other one

>>45407692
Could we regail our revered father about the time we were in a similar situation to Master Karim? We did teach a class holding one of our arms yes?

Soma will you ever post your setting notes so someone whos not shit can run a quest set in it?

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>>45408234
No, he intends to publish a work with a character in the setting elsewhere in the world.

Using water magic to snake a cumshot directly into someone's ovaries from across the room when?

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Well then I know what I'm voting for next time we have spare time.

Anybody feel like posting Darzi's face when we ask her to help us meditate on the metaphysical bearing of our cock?

>>45408766
>Darzi
Nah we should ask a better Vatis. Maybe Fulvia or Mortia.

You start with the most prominent aspect of the story in your mind, the battle against the slavers. That's where all this really started after all. {Have you heard anything about a man riding a dragon?}

Your father responds after a moment's hesitation. {Vague whispers in court of some supposed Dragon Rider, though there's been no name attached to the figure as of yet. Not that I'm aware at least. Supposedly fought a dragon upon the back of another dragon.}

So he has heard of your antics, though you're a bit disappointed your name hasn't yet become famous. {Well, that was me. The dragon attacked an inn so I called upon Zahak-}

Your father interrupts. {You've named the beast?!}

Your voice probably comes across a bit colder than you would have liked, but you don't like anyone denigrating your son. {Zahak is no beast. He's as intelligent as you or I, most dragons are, and I've raised him as my own. He's my adoptive son, and your grandson.}

There's a momentary annoyance from the other end of the connection, though it quickly subsides. {If he's as you say, I won't begrudge you for 'adopting' him, as you term it. A dragon is a useful ally, an even better member of the family I imagine. Now, can we move on?}
(1/4)

Mollified by your father's... well, it wasn't really an apology. Acknowledgment would be the better term, you suppose. Regardless you carry on with your tale. {The killing the dragon part isn't terribly important, I just wanted to determine how much I needed to fill you in on. I apologize on Karim's behalf, by the way. A Bhatak chief thought to shake down his apprentice and lost a hand for it.}

{Anyway, on my way to Nazir I encountered a group of bandits burning villages and taking the survivors as slaves. They ended up being agents of the Samraat, but I didn't find this out until later. I decided to sneak into their camp and poison their water supply before carrying on to Nazir, with the help of my friends of course, and upon arriving informed Zaahir of their presence. We agreed that something must be done, and so assembled the levy and marched to battle.}

{As you might imagine, having a dragon on our side tipped the scales in our favor. The fact they were too busy shitting themselves to fight didn't hurt either. The battle was a crushing success, until their leader activated an artifact of some sort which ripped a hole in the veil between base reality and the void. We managed to hold off the denizens of that horrid realm and close the portal, but only at great cost. My friend Mortia, the alchemist woman you'll recall, and I were the heroes of the battle, and we were jointly crowned Matha.}

{I'll spare you the details of the first few days of revelry, suffice to say I enjoyed myself as much as I was able. Regardless, a feast was held to celebrate and some of the local nobility gathered to celebrate. The Demirs made a surprise appearance headed up by Malika herself, and I doubt you'll be surprised to find out she was planning to betray our hospitality the entire time. I foiled her plot, again with the help of my companions, and delivered in chains not only the slaves she'd recruited to aide her, but Malika herself and her associates.}
(2/4)

{They had an army some distance from Nazir but they've made no moves to retaliate as of yet. Things seemed to be calming down, I did some exploring beneath the palace. Really a fine place I must say, the Shah has granted us quite the favor giving us this place. Did you know there's an enormous device beneath the surface connection various parts of the old Hiacian Empire to this very site? Filled with all manner of beast I'm afraid, but potentially quite useful.}

You don't give him the chance to respond before carrying on. {So I returned today from the underground and came to meet with Zaahir, to prove that my friend wasn't the one murdering his slaves. That's an entirely different story. Anyway, I find him reading a letter from the Demirs claiming they kidnapped Safiyyah's daughter and are keeping her hostage at their estate in Marqash. I know, she's not particularly valuable, nor even a real member of our family, but I thought it would be a nice favor to Safiyyah and her husband if I flew into Marqash with Zahak and retrieved their daughter for them.}

Gods, that's the longest you've focused on one thing continuously in what feels like ages, outside of meditation of course. {So, what do you think we ought to do? I was also thinking I might just torch their army's camp, or perhaps we could simply ignore it and let the issue resolve itself, but you're the Emir.}

There's a long pause, your father's thoughts growing increasingly hectic, until suddenly they recede. {Allow me a moment, Mikhael. I'd like to reference my ledgers, and perhaps consult with your mother. You've done well contacting me with this. If we... control how the public learns of this, we can turn them against the Demirs.}
(3/4)

With that the connection severs, and you're left wondering just what it is your father is planning. He's never been one to miss an opportunity for profit, so whatever it is you're sure it's going to be good.

You distantly realize, as you refocus on your surroundings, that you and Zaahir are no longer the only two people in the room. He's called in one of the guards by the door, and they're quietly discussing the tunnel below. Apparently your brother was already aware, to some small degree, of what you told him. Simply ignorant to the full breadth of the matter. From the brief snatches of the conversation you're privy too he's increasing the number of guards, and ordering patrols of the tunnels.

You're drawn back into the conversation with your father before you can offer any advice of your own, excitement practically flooding through the connection. {Alright, Mikhael. Here's what I propose. Don't go directly to the Demirs, that's too aggressive. Not that we have anything to fear from them at this point, but I'd rather not risk an injury due to some jumpy guardsman. Instead fly in with... Zahak was it? Fucking Gods, Mik. Do you know how odd it is to claim a dragon, of all things, as your son? We'll need to meet with the Shah to make the adoption official, I can only imagine the commoners will have a field day with-}

He cuts himself off. {Whatever, whatever. We can... deal with it later. Fly in on Zahak and make a grand showing of it. Perhaps land outside the city's gates, and play to the common crowd. The city guard, assuming they don't try hurling boulders at you, should escort you through the city. They'll be unlikely to try and separate you from the dragon, or get anywhere near you for that matter. You'll get all the publicity of a parade without needing to put in any of the work to organize the whole affair.}
(4/5)

{Once you've met the Satrap, tell him an abridged version of what you've told me. You fought a battle, declared Matha, sought to enjoy your time in the lap of luxury, and then the Demirs betrayed you. Now they're trying to prevent us from presenting our case before Padishah Kadir by kidnapping your sister's daughter. Faris, Safiyyah's husband, will almost certainly be at court. He's the head of the city guard. He'll be wise enough to close off the city to prevent the Demir's escape.}

There's a pause, your father's thoughts once gain growing hectic, and then calm at long last. {That should do it, I'd say. Perhaps you'll want to address Faris in court, plead with him to aide you rather than just letting him run off on his own. Otherwise you might find the Demirs slaughtered in their villa before you can reach them. We want them alive, they can be made to testify against their family with the right motivation.}

>Agree with your father's plan, he's the Emir after all.
>It all seems rather involved, can't you just show up on their doorstep and demand your niece delivered?
>Write-in

>>45408951
>Agree with your father's plan, he's the Emir after all.

>>45408951
>Agree with your father's plan, he's the Emir after all.

>>45408951
>It all seems rather involved, can't you just show up on their doorstep and demand your niece delivered?

>>45408951
>Agree with your father's plan, he's the Emir after all.

>>45408951
>Agree with your father's plan, he's the Emir after all.
Sounds fun.

>>45408951
>Agree with your father's plan, he's the Emir after all.
If you say so father.

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>>45408951
>>Agree with your father's plan, he's the Emir after all.
I like this plan. Tons of showboating, and getting to destroy people's livelihoods without actually killing them. 10/10. Too bad we'll have to wait 2 weeks for it to happen.

>>45408951
>>Agree with your father's plan, he's the Emir after all.

>>45408951
>>Agree with your father's plan, he's the Emir after all.

>>45408951
>>Agree with your father's plan, he's the Emir after all.
OK pops

>Agree with your father's plan, he's the Emir after all.

>>45409023
>we'll have to wait 2 weeks for it to happen
That's awfully optimistic of you, Anon.

>CAAAAAAN DOOOOO!

Writin'

>>45409104
Is our father Machiavelli?

we should also make sure Zahak is fine being swarmed by people and not over reacting.

Who /dunk contest/

Gordan deserve the Win

>>45409080
It'll be happening tomorrow. So probably within the next 2 threads. 2 threads, at 3 a week, 80% chance to cancel any day... I'd call 2 weeks a good guess.

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>>45409151
Has he ever vomited on a hooker?

>>45409104
Can we also offhandedly ask if he thinks we can get the adoption formality rolled into a Vatis exam as a dual ceremony thing? Zahak could easily qualify for master robes. I bet he'd love to get a fancy master's robe (or, well, more likely a scarf for him) to show off. It'd be like when little kids go through that phase where they wanna dress like their dads

>>45409237
That's actually my bad, now that I think of it. What we think of as "Tomorrow" (after midnight) isn't tomorrow for Samjan. Their days begin at sunset of the previous day, so usually their days end around 7-ish PM, or what we'd think of as 7PM. So you're not really leaving tomorrow, more like around noon today. 11-10 ish hours.

>>45408951
>Agree with your father's plan, he's the Emir after all.

>>45409312
Did we ever ask fulvia about the rhynian trinket we got underneath the ruins?

>>45409342
Nah, I actually touched on that in the OP. Mik digs it out to try and check the time but decides it's useless and resolves to ask Fulvia later.

We should have Zahak read the Metal Codex something. He would love Dhatu being the god of wealth and all.

>>45409519
>Having our son experiment with methods that erode the soul

What if he gets amnesia like we did?

>>45409561
One of the most basic tenet of the book is you have to make sacrifices to gain something.

>>45409519
when he is older and more mentally developed we might do so. only under careful instruction

>>45409633
But teaching him the techniques would be good for the jungles. Hell we haven't even learned all the techniques or gotten all the bonuses.

>>45409734
do you really want someone with zahaks state of mental development messing around with mind magic?

>>45409809
Yes.

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>>45409892
Pani damned vatis. no sense of right or wrong

>>45409809
Do you realize want to leave Zahak vulnerable to mindfuckery.

You briefly run through what he suggest again, in your head. Show up at the gates, ask to meet the Satrap, play up the crowd, and publicly shame the Demirs for kidnapping a teenager. It all seems simply enough, no excess moving parts at a glance. {What if Faris isn't at court for some reason? Perhaps he's too busy searching the city for his daughter.}

Your father seems to have already thought of this. {Doesn't really matter, he'll be told anyway. It means you'd have a head start on him to reach the villa, which is beneficial. From what I recall he has a bit of a temper, so you may not want to be in between him and his daughter when he does arrive.}

That shouldn't be too difficult. Another thought occurs. {Do you think we could incorporate the Vatis trials into the adoption ceremony? Kill two birds with one stone, so to speak. Zahak's got quite the natural talent.}

There's a delay, and when he replies your father is cautious. {I don't think there's anything on the books forbidding the combination of two ceremonies, but I don't think it's ever been done in the past. I suppose it would depend upon the will of the Shah.}

You can accept that. {Well, as you said we can deal with it when the time comes. I'll be leaving today around noon, meaning I ought to reach Marqash sometime around sunset if all goes well.}

Approval filters through the connection as your father replies. {That would be perfect, you'd be arriving right as the work day ends, so the streets should be well and truly thronged with people.}
(1/3)

>>45409809
He's already learning mind magic dumbass.

That actually brings up another issue. You recall Zahak quite enjoying the adoration of the crowds during the parade through the city to celebrate your victory. He was showing off, spewing fire in the air, flying low over the crowd. However, this time he won't be able to fly. He'll be walking through the streets, likely with you on his back. He's not exactly the most graceful of creatures on the ground, so you worry he might get nervous in the close confines of a city-street.

Your father seems to pick up on your worry, and mirrors it with his own. {What's wrong, Mikhael? If you've any concerns I'd be happy to hear them.}

This really is something you should probably voice to your father, or think. Whichever. {It's Zahak, I worry the crowds might make him nervous. I don't necessarily think it's likely, but there's a distinct possibility. I could probably keep him calm but if he steps on someone by accident, or buffets them aside with a wing, things might get ugly.}

Once again your father's thoughts grow frantic, but only for a short while. Apparently it doesn't take him long to come up with an answer. {You'll have an escort of city guardsmen, don't be afraid to use them to your advantage. If the crowd is getting to close have them clear a space for you, and if you really grow desperate take to the air. Better to be thought of as haughty than to maim a commoner by accident.}

You try to think of any other issues you might raise with the plan, but can't come up with any significant enough to voice. After a few moment's silence, your father's voice drifts lightly through the connection accompanied by a warm sense of affection. {Well, keep my up to date Mikhael. I look forward to hearing of your further adventures.} A whiff of annoyance passes though the brooch. {Even if you did adopt a dragon without first consulting me. We'll have that talk in person, next time you're in El-Amin. Regardless, I wish you nothing but the best in life.}
(2/3)

Smiling, a pointless gesture given the nature of the brooches, you respond in kind. {The same to you, Father. Until next time.}

With that the connection is severed, and you find yourself sitting across from your brother. He's poured himself a fresh cup of wine, and is watching you with a wary eye. He relaxes when he sees you've evidently awoken from the subtle trance the brooch seems to put you in. “So, what did Father say?”

Reaching out, you grab the wine bottle and one of the unused cups sitting around it, draining what little remained of the bottle's contents. “To put it simply, he agreed with the principle of my idea but not the execution. I'll present myself to the Satrap upon dragon-back, with plenty fanfare, and publicly denounce the Demirs before the court, and before Safiyyah's husband, as kidnappers.”

Zaahir nods appreciatively. “Sounds like something Father would propose. Between you and I, I think he fancies himself a man of the people. He likes to appeal to the court of public opinion.”

You think you can mostly agree with that, from what little you've seen of your father since your return. Being honest, your grasp of politics is somewhat rudimentary. You were tutored just as your brother when you were a youth, but upon becoming a Vatis' apprentice politics ceased to be a priority.

>Excuse yourself, there's a bath waiting for you.
>You're exhausted, you think you'll just try to get some sleep.
>Write-in

>>45410009
>Excuse yourself, there's a bath waiting for you.

>>45410009
>Excuse yourself, there's a bath waiting for you.

>>45409960
>Vatis trials

Some poor fool has to fight Zahak with Fire magic.

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>>45410009
>Excuse yourself, there's a bath waiting for you.

>>45410087
Zahak doesn't know any effects though so that balances it out.

>>45410009
>>Excuse yourself, there's a bath waiting for you.
and a Darzi too

We've been sleeping too much lately. Not good for the mind.

>>45410009
>>Excuse yourself, there's a bath waiting for you

>>45410009
>You're exhausted, you think you'll just try to get some sleep.

>>45410009
>Excuse yourself, there's a bath waiting for you.

>>45410130
>flying plasma spewing-illusion crafting-combustion causing-bomb dropping dragon

>Excuse yourself, there's a bath waiting for you

Sleep is for the weak

>>45410130
He's a DRAGON.

Not to mention
>Motherfucking Dragon: He's very, very capable as a Fire Vatis; more so than many Master ranked Vatis.

He's alos Master in Earth, Expert in Water, and Vatis in nature. With a Vys pool almost larger than ours.

>>45410220
You put your hyphens in wrong, I think.

>>45410227
>With a Vys pool almost larger than ours.
We should be fixing that.

>>45410087
Trials in the Shahdom are actually a bit different than trials in El-Amin. They don't typically (though they can) include fighting against a person of the same rank. Rather they involve a set number of task you have to complete within a certain time period. Mik doesn't know what they are for a Fire Vatis, but for a Water Vatis to get his robes he had to perform task like create a cup's worth of water from thin air, freeze water into ice, heal a few minor wounds, things like that.

>>45410047
>>45410083
>>45410088
>>45410150
>>45410173
>>45410209
>Rub-a-dub-dub scrub in the tub.

>>45410202
>You'll shower tomorrow, it'll be fine.

>>45410220
>Zahak creates napalm before we do

>>45410087
I pity that man so much.

We're going to have to tell him to be sure not to kill his opponent.

>>45410009
In Zahaks vatis trial will be be able to attack with physical methods like claws and teeth?

>>45410290
That's because he experiments which is the best way to improve our magic.

So basically we're going to re-enact this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEryAoLfnAA
but with 'Vatis Mikhael' and with a dragon instead of an elephant.

>>45410363
yes!

>>45410281
aww i wanted to see the terror on his opponents face.

We should take our trial right after he takes his.

we should teach zeke to to talk to others

>>45410381
I was really looking forward to a re-do of a water vatis grandmastery fight, Mik is a pretty terrifying opponent when he can just flat out dessicate someone with his mind to the point of termination and then will them back from the brink.

>>45410363
We could do a lot with various constructs, fire dancers would be cool as shit

>>45410519
We need to play Siege with Zahak sometime.

>>45410519
>tfw we can literally make an entire pirade with illusions

Or if we wanna make it really really we throw the sleeve on and use illusioned up stone golems.

>>45410553
omg yes! YES! Can you say bonding moment!

>>45410698
cancer

>>45410698
Holy shit get a load of this fag

>>45410698
Sure.

>>45410712
>>45410742
do you not plan on doing tg related things with your kids?

>>45410834
I'm a giant nerd, not a giant faggot

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>>45410834
i plan on getting him/her friends in on a game of diplomacy and watch their friendships shatter

>>45410834
>having kids
That would require us to not be virgins, anon.

>>45410834
>>45410698
This is the kind of poster 1d4chan has created.

>>45410888
Man you can just do that with Uno and Monopoly.

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>>45410913
but it's not nearly as fun for me.

>>45410894
that's even funnier when you realize that 1d4chan what part of what got me into coming to /tg/. I mean I haven been one it in over a year but still, pretty funny.

>>45410891
you mean you can't just take the unsupervised ones from the playground? It worked for Mik

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>>45408922
>We'll need to meet with the Shah to make the adoption official
YES

>>45410891
Mik isn't a virgin.

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>>45410985
>1d4chan what part of what got me into coming to /tg/
I really hate that site.

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>>45410985
>you mean you can't just take the unsupervised ones from the playground? It worked for Mik

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>>45411033

>>45411015
it needs an update to fit the current state of affairs that is /tg.

but that takes too much effort

>>45410913
Uno is too casual to piss you off and Monopoly just plain sucks donkey balls. Nah, if you want an anger boner, Diplomacy really is a good way to go.

>>45411097
It needs to be deleted.

>>45411111

>>45411144
it is a convenient means of storing newly created content in an easier to search archive than looking though the normal archives.

great in theory, but has failed in execution recently

You raise your cup to your lips, sipping its contents thoughtfully. If your father wants a parade, you could probably use Fire magic to make it a show worthy of the Shah himself. Perhaps an element of Earth or Water as well, for golems. You'll need to think on it more on the way to Marqash.

Reaching into your cloak you extract the carved emerald containing within it the divine essence of an actual spirit. In an instant the room is cast in stark, black and white contrast. Your brother shields his eyes but despite his best efforts can do little to shield himself from the light. Despite the power obviously contained within, it gives off no heat at all. “The trapped soul of the spirit that disemboweled your slave. It was dwelling in a make-shift body built from corpses, presumably those it had killed.”

Your brother reaches out with one hand, poking the gem lightly. He goes as far as to pick it up, though tries to keep his eyes shielded. “Is it still alive in here? I mean, can it think?”

Shrugging, you take another sip. “In some limited capacity, yes. Whether that limited capacity is enough to label the creature 'conscious' is debatable. It seems capable of raw emotion but little else, and even then only the most primitive of emotions. Anger for the most part.”

He nods, sliding it back across his desk. You slip it quickly into your cloak and just as quickly as it had arrived, the light was gone. You find yourself submerged into blackness as your eyes adjust to the low light of your brother's lantern. “If that's all then, dear brother, I believe I've touched upon everything I set out to. I believe I'll take a bath, and perhaps get some sleep. Perhaps not, depending upon how things go.”

(1/2)
Still writing, but wanted to post this since it was a good separation point.

Your brother seems perplexed by your comment, unsurprising considering he doesn't know the context. Still, he rises woozily to his feet and reaches across the desk to clasp your forearm. You find yourself pulled up into a hug, made awkward by the intervening furniture but heartfelt nonetheless. “You've been good to us, Mikhael. Father and I, the whole family really.” His speech is sounding increasingly slurred, you'd guess the alcohol's finally hit him now that he's tried to stand. “I love you, little brother.”

The two of you separate, and he clasp you affectionately by the bicep. “You've grown up to be a good man, if odd. All I ask is that you try to keep yourself grounded. For Mother's sake, if no other reason.”

You're a little stunned, your brother isn't usually one for such overt emotional displays. Probably the wine finally getting to him. “That means a lot coming from you, Zaahir.” It truly does, you've always looked up to him in a way. He's your older brother. “You'll make for a fine Emir someday, and a fine father as well I'm sure. I can only hope you don't have a child as troublesome as I am. I doubt society could survive another one.”

The two of you part on good terms, and you descend the stairs to the ground floor. There are three baths in the palace, a private bath for men and women and then a mixed bath, and it occurs to you that you didn't actually specify which one you'd meet Darzi in. On a hunch you decide to start with the mixed bath and start to navigate the halls towards the foyer.

>>45411230
It's an okay idea but it's used by people to get a crash course in /tg/ and start posting without really lurking. Which is awful.

>>45411409
good familial feels

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>>45411409
Fuck, man. That kind of got to me. I wish I could have a relationship with my older brother.

>>45411382
>perhaps get some sleep. Perhaps not, depending upon how things go
HUE

>>45411409
>tfw only have sisters with serious issues

>>45411478
I have an older half brother somewhere around 15 years older than me. I think he hates me.

>>45411478
Maybe if you saved him from assassination, delivered the enemies of your family for judgement and brought profit and honour to your house in the span of a week you could, loser

What're y'all listening to while we wait for waifushit?

>>45411624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9yNjO8_0Cs

>>45411624
Winds of Change - Scorpions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4RjJKxsamQ&list=RD9D-QD_HIfjA&index=23

>>45411624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI0LCqNvcvk

>>45411624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlRYX79jmlg

>>45411624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrg_h7_Z-bI

>>45411624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7CbNvOiUdg

>>45411645
>WELL I DON'T WANNA FUCK
>YOU
>BUT I GOT TO
Appropriate desu senpai

>>45411624
your mother moaning in the backround

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>we're going to make Zahak's adoption official
Excite.
There will have to be a grand celebration.

>>45411817
Kinda hoping he goes off to form his own Noble house somewhere down the line. Vatis or not, he's a motherfucking dragon and needs his own swath of land to rule. I'm sure the Shah would make an exception if he goes and takes a bunch of it from himself from the not!Indians.

Darzi vs Chrys deathmatch when?

>Shah asks Mik to not bring attention to himself
>Mik shows up with a fucking dragon

>>45412418
Would Chrys care anymore?

>>45412437
>Shah asks Mik to not bring attention to himself
>Decides to fight an army
>Closes a portal to the void
>Ends up being declared Matha
>Finds a portal that opens up halfway across the Shahdom

Subtlety is not one of Mikhael's strong points.

>>45412528
A pack of elephants is more subtle than Mik.

>>45412437
GOOD OL' MIK

>>45412437
>Cat tells Mik to not put on the crown
>He does it the exact moment the Cat closes his mouth.

>>45412577
Mik doesn't do authority

>>45412608
teamfucktheking.jpg

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>>45412577
>cats face when

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The mixed baths lie just beyond the foyer, if you're entering from the courtyard. They're open air, though covered by thick red drapes. You pause as you reach the changing room, little more than a sheltered alcove where chest have been set aside to store the bather's clothes. Your robe comes off first, and then your undershirt and pants. Each get stored in the cloak in turn until the cloak itself is folded neatly and placed inside one of the chest.

The mixed bath in your family palace would be referred to as a calidarium by the Rhynians, the air kept thick with steam and the water heated. The clouds of steam seemed to condense as they hit the cold night air outside the room, causing something of a rainstorm in miniature as droplets fell from the awnings above. It was pitch black save for the dim light of a single brazier near the center of the room, the others left unlit.

You don't see Darzi anywhere, and it occurs to you now that under these conditions you'll barely be able to see the hand in front of your face, let alone ogle your companion. It quite defeats the purpose, really. Unfortunately at this point you're committed, and you're left with few choices save to see it through. Thus you slip gently into the water, the heat initially scalding but quickly growing pleasant as you settle onto the submerged bench.

You're starting to wonder if you've not simply made a fool of yourself, when across the bath you hear someone stir. The sudden splashing of water, distinct as it is in the silence of the room, sets you ill at ease. You half expect to feel a tentacle sliding up your thigh, and Ricky's beaked face to loom forward out of the darkness.
(1/2)

The atmosphere eventually gets to you as the splashing draws nearer, and in the end you decide you've had enough of it all. A ball of light manifest itself over your shoulder, casting its warm orange glow over the whole of the bath. Darzi stands barely an arm's length away, bare as the day she was born. She's more toned than she was the last time you saw her like this, you'd guess she's probably lost weight over the last few weeks.

To her credit she doesn't seem terribly shocked by the sudden exposure, though she does quickly sink below the water line. “So it was you, I worried I was about to scare some poor slave shitless.”

She slides into a place on the bench not far from you, hair splayed out across her back and shoulders. You hadn't really planned this far ahead, if you're being honest.

>Can we cut to the chase here? There's a fairly obvious attraction and the sexual tension is tedious.
>Be aggressive, there's no point dancing around why you're here.
>Go with the flow, wherever this ends up is where it ends up.
>Actually, you don't know if you want this. Back out.
>Write-in

>>45412653
>>Go with the flow, wherever this ends up is where it ends up.
SALT FOR THE SALT GODS

>>45412653
>>Go with the flow, wherever this ends up is where it ends up.

>>45412653
>Go with the flow, wherever this ends up is where it ends up.

If she wants the Mickey D, then she will make it clear for us.

>>45412653
>Go with the flow, wherever this ends up is where it ends up.

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>>45412653
>mfw soma fanning the flames of the war

oh shit soma, what are you doing?!

>Go with the flow, wherever this ends up is where it ends up.

>>45412641
>You half expect to feel a tentacle sliding up your thigh, and Ricky's beaked face to loom forward out of the darkness.
I'd really rather this was what happened.
>>45412653
>Actually, you don't know if you want this. Back out.

>>45412653
>Actually, you don't know if you want this. Back out.
Darzi a shit

>>45412653
>>Go with the flow, wherever this ends up is where it ends up.
Let's not be weird

>>45412653
>Go with the flow, wherever this ends up is where it ends up.

>>45412641
>You're starting to wonder if you've not simply made a fool of yourself, when across the bath you hear someone stir. The sudden splashing of water, distinct as it is in the silence of the room, sets you ill at ease. You half expect to feel a tentacle sliding up your thigh, and Ricky's beaked face to loom forward out of the darkness.
Hey, that's not nice. Ricky is a great eldritch creature. He's our bud.

>>45412653
BRUTAL SODOMY

>>45412653
>Actually, you don't know if you want this. Back out.

>>45412653
>>Go with the flow, wherever this ends up is where it ends up.
>inb4 anon choosing the sexually-aggressive option when dealing with the rape victim

>>45412653
>Go with the flow, wherever this ends up is where it ends up.

>>45412653
>Go with the flow, wherever this ends up is where it ends up.
"It would be pretty poor to not show up, after everything."

somebody write better lines for the love of Pani.

>>45412653
>Go with the flow, wherever this ends up is where it ends up.
And with that I pass out. G'nite Soma and anons.

>>45412653
>Go with the flow, wherever this ends up is where it ends up.

>>45412689
He is truly the ultimate shitposter.

>>45412706
MikxRicky OTP

>>45412653
>>Go with the flow, wherever this ends up is where it ends up.

>>45412653
>>Go with the flow, wherever this ends up is where it ends up.

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>>45412718
>>45412705
>>45412698
>>45412689
>>45412686
>>45412683
>>45412679
>>45412663
>>45412730
>>45412729
>>45412728
>>45412731
>>45412751
>>45412760
>Go with the flow

>>45412712
>BE! AGGRESSIVE! B.E. AGGRESSIVE!

>>45412696
>>45412694
>Nah man, fuck this. I'm out.

Writin'

>>45412772
Not even joking, can we use this opportunity to learn some sex-related runes?

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>>45412806

>>45412806
Such as?

>>45412806
[breast][expand]

>>45412806
Do you really think there's a rune for cock?

We could just find out how much blood there is in the average erection and then apply the right amount of large/small runes.

>>45412840
>The Shahdom becomes the world's larger exporter of chickens.

>>45412829
[conceal][cock]
surprise bitch

>>45412840
>mfw that shitty star wars fantasy with dragons made me realize how important language and structure is when it comes to magic

absolutely the worse thing that could happen

>>45412840
[worst][fetish]

>>45412806
[Pargon][Pargon][Pargon][Pargon][Pargon][Pargon][Pargon][Dick]

>>45412856
Yes I do.

>>45412772
Dis gun b gud

>>45412840
[breast][create]

>>45412840
[fur][grow]

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>mfw anons finally figure out magic can be used for lewd

it was only a matter of time

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>>45412970
What fresh hell have I created?

>>45412772
> Offer to scrub her back

>>45412994
We figured it out when Mik first learned enchanting and everyone was talking about engraving things on Mik's dick.
Mind + Destroy.

>>45412996
I don't know, but its funny.

>>45412994
The best part about Alzheimer's is constantly rediscovering things for the first time.

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>>45412996
>implying that you didn't expect this and kept the tracks going

>>45412996
>Banished Book becomes popular
>Furries latch onto it.
>Furry versions of all the characters+Mik and the party
>Furry cosplayers
>Furry porn

>>45412994
Actually we were using it with Aisha to have really brutal sex.

>>45412994
Nigga weve been using water magic to achieve ahegao for a long long time and convinced Prof to take up matel because of how it can make things harder.

>>45413049
that was water magic to heal, which is a general application that has a use during sex

this is completely different form full on sex magic

hey soma, best character right here

>an ancient sage that has spent his entire life to studying the myriad ways that magic can be used for sex

>>45413046
>in the next book mik encounters a race of animal-like furred creatures
>proceeds to genocide them for their skins
>lost the furry base

>>45412996
>watchyournewromeburn.jpg

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>>45413103
>lost the furry base
Guro furries

>>45413133
NOOOOOOOO

>>45412772
>>45412772
Suddenly chrys walks in

>>45413352
We have plasible deniability, cus Darzi came on to us, otherwise, if not we're just chillen and her mind's in the gutter like always.

>>45413352
>>45413384
As if that matters. Chrys a shit waifu. Darzi all the way.

>>45413449
We really fucked things up with Chrys, though.

She didn't deserve it.

Better take those damn brooches off this time...can't imagine the hell to pay if this gets broadcast all over...

>>45413493
Shit happens dude, it wasn't intentional but it happened

>>45413493
The way it happened was plain out shitty, yeah.

I'd like to at least get on more friendly terms with her. Pull her out of her shell some, so she's joking around with the group more.

>>45413549
It was intentional though. A few very dedicated anti-Chrys samefags made it all happen.

>>45413550
It would be good to have a talk at some point and try to even things out, so we don't have to step on eggshells around her.

>>45413599
to be fair, Soma also encouraged it and made us roll for sex.

>>45413639
>implying it was Soma's idea to have us roll for sex

>>45413493
Look, Chryssa is a special creature. The horns was the first clue. We don't know her whole story yet, it will come out, but she is not a good fit for Mik.

Surely you can see that.

>>45413639
they both got him to call for the roll and rolled the natty

>>45413659
>Implying he isn't to blame for taking the result of a joke to fuck with us.

>>45413639
You're the faggot who rolled the nat3 aren't you.

>>45413737
I wish I was, so I could laugh about it.
Unfortunately I'm not.

>>45413737
I heard the IRCabal planned it all out. There was almost no rolling shitposting in thread; pretty sure it was mostly there.

>>45413781
I bet it's that Anal wolf guy.

>>45413737
You know, Soma still hasn't rewritten that scene where he got drunk and decided to write Vasuda getting gang raped canon.

That was pretty fucked up.

>>45413810
It's still canon desu, she just didn't tell Mik about it this time.

>>45413810
He retconned it the next thread and said she just went home after sparring with Mik and Darzi. Mik and Vasuda never fucked.

>>45413810
Too bad rewriting it won't change its firmly established place in my headcanon.

>>45413850
>>45413850
Still one of my faves, will live in my heart forever despite the retcon.

>>45413806
Def was the anal wolf guy.
Him and Iou2dicks and Rob.

Vasuda mindbreak omake when?

>>45413832
I didn't imply it wasn't canon, Soma never reworte it , just pretended it never happened and moved on.
>>45413850
I would've prefered him to rewrite the scene if he retcons something.
>>45413855
I happy you were pleased at least Anon :^)

>>45413868
Nah, Rob and Stos were chryssfags. Juden was in on it though.

>>45413873
Never, you sicko. Theres a reason we have /d/.

>>45413894
>/d/
You mean Thulsa Doom's Bitches Repository and Warehouse Emporium?

>>45413873
Mindbreak her into loving us more?
Anon your so romantic~ desu

>>45413873
When Soma hires Warlord to do the smut scenes for him

>>45413913
that'd be pretty cool actually, I'd love to see them collaberate on Soma's setting.

Do Orcs exist in Banished Quest Soma?

>>45413925
We just haven't found them yet.

>>45413925
>Do Orcs exist in Banished Quest Soma?
This desu

I want to see Darzi get ORCED.

>>45413936
Nah, mortia.

>>45413952
Por que no los dos?

>>45413952
No, Mortia is going to get SAMJANED

>>45413936
I want Thad to get an Orc waifu personally.

>>45413936
I'd rather see Prof rape an orc lady.

>>45413976
I'd rather soma updated once an hour

You take a deep breath, struggling to calm yourself. It's not easy after a sight like that, and Darzi seems to pick up on the fact. She edges a little closer to you, teasing you. “So are we even now? You've seen mine and I've seen yours. Seems a fair exchange.”

You allow the light to go out, the bath once more submerged in darkness to the point that you can only make out her vague outline next to you. She doesn't seem as enthusiastic as she usually is in her teasing, which you'd probably attribute to nerves. “I suppose, but what about the accumulated interest? You've left me high and dry for weeks now. Surely I deserve something for my patience.”

You don't get an answer at first, and then you hear her shifting next to you. Her arm wraps around your neck, coming to fondle the tip of your ear. Lips brush against your collar bone, the kiss hesitant. She's coming on stronger than you'd expected.

Finally the silence is broken by her voice. “You know, sometimes I get the impression you hardly care about anything at all.” You feel wet hair splay across your back, her head resting against your shoulder. The tips of her fingers run down the ridge of your earlobe and you can't help but find the sensation pleasant. “Though I can't blame you, not really. I often feel like that way as well." A moment's silence, and then quietly she continues. "Sometimes I wonder if I do this because I enjoy it, or because I have nothing better to do.”

Ahh, so it's to be a continuation of your earlier conversation. This you can deal with. This you understand. “I think you'd be lying to yourself if you said you didn't enjoy this.” You're pretty sure 'this' refers to traveling the world, otherwise you'll sound like an ass. “Learning new things, seeing strange sights, I've seen the look you get. You adore it, even if you'd rather that wasn't the case.”

(1/2)

>>45413925
I always assumed voibarrens ot whatever the fuck their name is were the orcs.

>>45414011
They're dwarfs.

She shifts, her right hand grasping your own. She doesn't say anything as she guides it between her legs, much to your own surprise. Her face is too deeply buried in your chest. This isn't how you envisioned the night going, but you're pretty okay with it all things considered. Better than any number of alternatives. You slip a finger inside, your thumb finding the swell of her clit. She's shaking, but doesn't ask you to stop. If anything she encourages you, her breathing growing heavier as seconds turn to minutes and your undivided attention remains focused upon her.

She tightens around your finger, a sigh hitching in her throat. Wonderful that she got off, but she hasn't even laid a finger on you. Where's the reciprocity? Finally, Darzi's fingers wrap around the base of your shaft and squeeze. She holds you in place while shifting to position herself in your lap, your lips pressing against hers. She seems soft, yielding even as you guide her down onto your shaft. Quite unlike the woman you're used to, though you don't hate this version of Darzi. You do wonder absently whether this is going to last beyond the night, but soon the tightness and warmth of your companion drives away those meager worries. You'll deal with it later, as you always do.

>EEEEEEND THREAD
Wow, I really shouldn't have been drinking, but fuck it.

>>45414031
>Wow, I really shouldn't have been drinking, but fuck it.
I haven't even read the update yet but now I know it's going to be bad.

>>45414031
If you're drunk enough will you let us fuck Ricky?

>>45414031
You broke your promise
I'm not complaining.

>>45414031
DID THEY TAKE OFF THE BROOCHES THIS TIME????????

Rolled 7, 3, 6 = 16 (3d10)

>>45414031
Can we roll for this too?

>>45414031
I'm okay with this, I just hope it doesn't fuck with the party dynamics too much. I rather enjoy the back forth they have going.
Either way, thanks for running!

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NOICE

>>45414031
Thanks for running, Soma.

So are Fridays and Saturdays going to be your normal run time now?

>>45414031
>She seems soft, yielding even as you guide her down onto your shaft.
AKA looser than 2 dollar whore.

>>45414084
Calm down you spaz. They're bathing. Their clothes, and by extension their brooches, are in another room.

>>45414031
ZAHAKS GOT A NEW MOMMY

>inb4 both mik and darzi come across him after their bath and he can smell the sex on them

Rolled 9, 4, 4 = 17 (3d10)

>>45414144
>Their clothes, and by extension their brooches, are in another room
Even if I roll a 3?

>>45414084
Nope, everyone knows about it now and Chrys is already planning to murder the both of yahs.
Yeah they took the brooches off.

>>45414095
Learned my lesson the first time desu senpai.

>>45414108
Maybe? I might have a snow day Monday. If I do, I'll definitely run. If not, I might run. If I don't run Monday I'll definitely probably run Wednesday.

>>45414120
HOTDOG DOWN A HALLWAY

>>45414058
Nah, not yet.

Partial Archive Here:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Banished%20Quest
Apparently you have to wait an hour before requesting another archive. Someone mind doing this one?

I don't care about the description as long as the name and tags are correct.

>>45414160
Whats the orgasm count boss?

>>45414031
>She shifts, her right hand grasping your own
Fucking reported, you sick son of a bitch.

>>45414160
Oh, well alright then. Just going to stick with Mon/Wed/Friday then?

>>45414176
Nigga I'mma have to be drunker than now to spew that bullshit.

>>45414179
The most degenerate fetish.

>>45414186
I'm thinking maybe Friday/Saturday and then "when I can" during the week.

>>45414160
what would chryssa do if she found out?

>>45414160
So Soma... is Darzi hair trigger? A 'one pump chump' so to speak? Sounds like she came almost immediately upon insertion.

>>45414196
she was pretty drunk. Probably started before we even got there.

>>45414191
get to drinking then

>>45414203
Still, nigga. Damn. She's gonna die of dehydration before we even finish.

>>45414196
Nah, I just sort of glossed over the details. You spent a few minutes knuckle deep before she got off.

>>45414210
You're not my mom.

>>45414160
If we cut out darzis vagina and healed her would it be less of a whores vag?

>>45414242
Totally depends on whether or not her self image includes a whore's vag.

>>45414251
Well does it?

>>45414261
Who~
Knows~

>>45414235
whatcha drinkin soma

>fucked over the pure super strong waifu who had good magical potential who our kid loved
>slept with the used up whore whos a magical gimp with depression issues

>>45414272
Mediocre rum, Anon. Mixed with a little water.

>>45414281
>water
what a pussy

>>45414281
Fucking degenerate

>>45414273
the power of samefaggotry. it's probably decided every major vote in the quest based on the whims of a few people.

>>45414273
>Bwaaaaaa we aremt fucking a lesser race like some degenerate

>>45414290
>>45414291
Jeez, fine. I'll get the good scotch.
I'm just sayin' though Bacardi is crap, watering it down a little makes it tolerable.

>not just fade to black
>not just smut
>some half assed combination of the two
Pretty disappointing desu senpai

>>45414312
It is frustrating. I kinda wish he'd just go for broke or not include it at all.

>>45414312
Soma wants to be hardcore, but is too much of a pussy to go all the way.

foursome with Prof and Tertia when

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>>45414281

>>45414326
I just realized we totally pulled a Profectus by fucking in a public place.

>>45414326
I would totally be okay with this.

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>>45414337
>mfw people get in the bath after we get out
>mfw they're going to be bathing in our semen

>>45414337
Prof was probably watching just now without saying anything. There's no way he'd go to men's bath instead of mixed and I bet he wanted to wash himself after the dungeon.

>>45414303
Well you aren't wrong about Bacardi not being good, but it isn't shit until the bottle is plastic

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>>45414347

>>45414359
drunk soma is the worst

>>45414359
lmao no

>>45414365
that's a weird way of saying best

>>45414359
do it, Soma. come on. please, man, I'm begging you. make it happen.

>>45414359
It makes perfect sense. He has that artifact which keeps healing him so the spice won't keep him in the bed for long.

>>45414359
He's knocked out remember?

>>45414359
Based on your description he wouldn't have seen anything anyway. He would have heard the suspiciously rhythmic splashing though.

If prof were there he would have interrupted at the exact worst moment just because it'd be funny.

>>45414392
and darzis moans

>>45414413
and because we did the same thing to him back at our place

>>45414413
And Mik would have ignored him
Or he would have done horrible things to him for interrupting like an asshole

>>45414413
>>45414392
>Prof slowly leans in next to Mik's ear and whispers...
>"I'm cummin in the backdoor"

>>45414359
It's gonna be hell when he learns about what nature can do.

>>45414434
Ours or hers?

>>45414434
>Prof feels a tentacle on him

>>45414450
Neither, we'd rot his dick off for trying

>>45414450
Why choose only one when you can do one after the other.

>>45414450
Yes.

>>45414461
it'd grow back twice the size

>>45414480
>growing it back

>>45414540
The scarab would do it for him.

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>After 180 threads and countless shitpost we finally pick a waifu
>On Valentine's Day.
That fucker Soma planned this, I know it.

>>45414564
>implying this means we chose

>>45414564
holly shit

>>45414564
WONDERFUL

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>>45414594
that's honestly terrifying

>>45414564
>tfw your QM is a jew
The entire quest is just him playing with us, making us think we're making decisions when in fact he's railroading the whole thing, all the way to the results of rolls by predicting what the rng will spit out

>>45414625
Its less terrifying when you realize the top of his head is a butt

>tfw you're legitimately surprised by this outcome and didn't realize Darzi had a thing for us

Legit thought anons were being autists and waifufaggotry was just intentional shitposting after Chryssa and Darzi was just a flirt

Didnt think soma would actually do it though he's been hunting for a few threads

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>>45414766
Honestly, I'm hoping this is just a fuck and we get to continue the quest with Magic as our actual waifu.

>>45414766
>Legit thought anons were being autists and
No, anon. You are the autists.

Soma youfag you better write out the smut for this and post the pastebin link to it in the future.
Remember what you said when you wrote CLANGCLANG
or at least the dubious canonicity Ghada shlicking to thoghts of Mik idea

>>45415002
>or at least the dubious canonicity Ghada shlicking to thoghts of Mik idea
what

>>45415011
>he didn't know
That was one of the more likely options of what Soma would've written if Ghada had won the smutpoll instead of Fulvia, and it would've been ~who knows~ tier canon instead of explicitly noncanon.
I think he confirmed that he would've actually written legit smut if Darzi or Ghada had won, maybe even if anyone beside Fulvia did.
Such a shame it got samefagged, now we get halfassed smut

>>45415069
This wouldn't be BQ if it wasn't like that.

Cathy-chan is best girl fite me niggers