| Thread | Title | Description | Tags | Added | Score |
|---|
| June 2009 |
| 4956404 | Help with glue | Someone glues guardsman pieces to his penis | NSFW glue penis guardsman | 2009-06-22 | 120 | |
| August 2009 |
| 5486355 | Eurides Calis/Khorna, psyker-chan/guardsman writefaggery | Anonymous writefag completes the story of Eurides Calis and Khorna, and posts psyker-chan and guardsman story as well | Eurides Calis, Khorna, psyker-chan, guardsman, writefaggotry, 40k | 2009-08-17 | 1 | |
| August 2010 |
| 11530867 | Guardsman Quest 3 | Our guardsman goes through a fucked up dream sequence, gets (possibly fake) memories back, and raids the armory finally. | Guardsman Quest, Guardsman, Imperial Guard, Quest, Collective Game | 2010-08-05 | 5 | |
| 11547558 | Guardsman Quest IV | O=In which our noble Guardsman loots the armory, and meets Frank, the elevator Demon. Good times are had, he has a chat with Death, and meets Cog, a techpriest. | Guardsman Quest, Quest, Collective Game, Guardsman, Imperial Guard | 2010-08-06 | 2 | |
| October 2010 |
| 12326310 | Guardsman Quest Part 1 | Corporal David Hayter wakes up on a battlefield, finds Private Hal Emmerich, a Long-Las, and a salamander with a girl in it. Brevets himself to Sargent, and starts on their journey. | Guardsman Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Imperial Guard, Quest | 2010-10-04 | 5 | |
| 12350366 | Guardsman Quest Part 2 | Sergeant David Hayter and his group reach the rendevous point, discover everyone there is dead, discover that there are other imperial guard on the planet, get two new members to the party, and venture into a Chaos filled city. Meanwhile, the questers deal with an irritating grammar nazi | Guardsman Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Imperial Guard, Quest | 2010-10-07 | 4 | |
| 12362034 | Guardsman Quest Part 3 | In this session of Guardsman Quest, Evaline is refueled, we kick cultist ass, discover the secrets of Pvt. Katy Perry and Corporal Lucious Keldo, and meet Lieutenant John Keel and his group. | Guardsman Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Imperial Guard, Quest | 2010-10-08 | 2 | |
| December 2010 |
| 13153384 | Shy Guardsman | The story of Klightus Sister Bethany. | Klightus Sister Bethany Shy Guardsman | 2010-12-15 | 39 | |
| 13331994 | Shy Guardsman II | Continuation of the story of of Klightus and Sister Bethany | Klightus Sister Bethany Shy Guardsman | 2010-12-30 | 29 | |
| January 2011 |
| 13444943 | Shy Guardsman III | The story of Klightus and Bethany continues to continue | Shy Guardsman, Klightus, Bethany, Amaia, Guardsman, Sisters of Battle | 2011-01-09 | 27 | |
| 13541792 | Shy Guardsman IV | The final part of Klightus' and Bethany's story. | Shy Guardsman, Klightus, Bethany, Amaia, Wiprecht, Guardsman, Sisters of Battle | 2011-01-16 | 29 | |
| February 2011 |
| 13904170 | Klightus and Bethany get married | At long last, Shy Guardsman gives us the long-awaited account of Klightus and Bethany's wedding. What better day than Valentine's Day to tell the story. | Shy Guardsman, Klightus, Bethany, Amaia, Wiprecht, Guardsman, Sisters of Battle | 2011-02-15 | 35 | |
| May 2011 |
| 14793059 | City Guard Stories | Stories and opinions from the guard mooks in adventure game settings. You know, the ones described with a single throw-away phrase and whom you don't notice until you've killed a half-dozen of them because they caught you trying to pickpocket a noble. They don't like adventurers much. | guards, adventure, stories, writing | 2011-05-03 | 44 | |
| 15086122 | Let's make an IG Regiment (Arianius 27th regiment #1) | Describing the all female 27th Arianius Regiment of the Imperial Guard. | 40k, Guardsman | 2011-05-29 | 2 | |
| August 2011 |
| 15905034 | /tg/Guards | We take a look at a usual day at the /tg/ City Guard | /tg/, citywatch, town watch, guards, tarrasque, apocalypse, goddamnitcarl | 2011-08-12 | 7 | |
| 16115726 | Uplifting Primer 2: The Nid Edition | A friendly Guardsmen explains why the Tyranids aren't as scary as we think
| 40k, nids, tyranids, propaganda, truth, guardsmen, guardsman, imperium, humor, teaching, lessons, informative, IG, Imperial Guard, Imperial Guardsmen | 2011-08-30 | 5 | |
| December 2011 |
| 17067317 | Heretical Love | Maximus Decarus the last surviving member of his guardsman unit, must survive, and potentially prosper (in the coin of delicious xenos ass) in a world seemingly out to kill him off specifically. | Collective Game, guardsman, xenos, writefagging | 2011-12-01 | 28 | |
| 17073735 | Heretical Love | Maximus Decarus the last surviving member of his guardsman unit, must survive, and potentially prosper (in the coin of delicious xenos ass) in a world seemingly out to kill him off specifically. Thread 2 - Eldar | Collective Game, guardsmen, xenos, writefagging, Heretical Love | 2011-12-01 | 39 | |
| January 2012 |
| 17586782 | Space Wolves are Assholes | Story is written about Space Wolves being assholes, /tg/ takes it upon themselves to write the other perspectives | story, storytime, writing, funny, space wolves, space marines, guardsmen, whores | 2012-01-18 | 10 | |
| July 2012 |
| 19817308 | Guardsman Quest: The fight for Amerigo Secondus | In this quest we take the role on the role of Fineas Edward Line, minor noble man and all around suave motherfucker. The planet gets handed over to the Tau by Governor nixon and Fineas sets off on a quest to defeat the Tau. He meats a gang of feline abhumans, gets recruited by an inquisitor and has nightmares while he's awake. | Collective_Game, 40K, Imperial_Guard, Guardsman_Quest, Amerigo_Scondus, Tau, Catgirls, Heresy, Inquisition, Pancakes | 2012-07-11 | 10 | |
| 19859727 | GuardsMan Quest: Fight For Amerigo Secondus: Chapter Four: Rallying Cry | In this quest we recruit beastmen, Squats, devour our first piece of living tech, Impregnate Anevka, and reccieve the blessing of the omnisiah. | Guardsman_Quest, Inquisition, 40k, Imperium, Catgirls, Beastmen, Dark_Age_of_Science, Hunting_Rig, Tau, Underhive, Squats, Collective_Game, Quest | 2012-07-14 | 10 | |
| January 2013 |
| 22489457 | City Guardsman Quest 1 | We are Captain of the City Guard, Varnus Corr, and it is most definitely a Monday. We are inundated with work, the Guard is understaffed, a city noble has gone and 'accosted' the elven ambassador, and we forgot our daughter's birthday. | Collective Game, Quest, City Guardsman Quest | 2013-01-10 | 5 | |
| 22509195 | City Guardsman Quest part 2 | We are Captain of the City Guard, Varnus Corr. Investigating is done, we sort out some paper work take a nap and go for drinks | Collective Game, Quest, City Guardsman Quest | 2013-01-10 | 2 | |
| 22564863 | City Guardsman Quest 3 | We get a drink at a tavern, find out about a possible bandit mole, get knocked out, imprisoned by the Church, and get experimented on. They really should checked the bottles on their potions, though, and not mixed up "Will Kill The PC" with "Will Grant PC Were-Bear Powers". | Collective Game, Quest, City Guardsman Quest | 2013-01-14 | 7 | |
| 22668478 | Hormissar Gaunt Part 1 | The beginning of the tales of Hormissar Gaunt, the legendary commissar. | Hormissar Gaunt Quest, Hormissar, Hormissar Gaunt, Tyranid, Guardsman, Imperial, Collective Game, | 2013-01-19 | 26 | |
| 22686889 | Hormissar Gaunt Part 2 | The Adventures Continue! We have more Steak, more Guardifexes, and more fun! | Hormissar Gaunt Quest, Hormissar, Hormissar Gaunt, Tyranid, Guardsman, Imperial, Collective Game, Steak, Guardifex. | 2013-01-21 | 15 | |
| 22753651 | Fantasy Quest VIII | We evade one of the criminals, meet a ganja-loving Orc and finally get to Newport | Fantasy Quest, Fantasy, Quest, Collective Game, elf, girl, elf girl, bard, orc, weed, carriage, guards, reggae | 2013-01-24 | 13 | |
| October 2013 |
| 27535107 | Guardsman's Bizzare Adventure ~JoJo's Quest~ 0 | /tg/ gets a JoJo set up. | Collective Game, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, JoJo, JoJo Guardsman Quest, warhammer40k | 2013-10-03 | 25 | |
| 27575910 | Guardsman's Bizzare Adventure ~JoJo's Quest~ 01: "A Guardsman Named 「JoJo」 | The beginning of the tale of Joachim Joestar begins in the grimdarkness of 40k. Much posing ensures. We befriend a pysker and meet a childhood friend | A Guardsman's Bizzare adventure JoJo's Quest, Posing,Collective game, warhammer 40k | 2013-10-05 | 25 | |
| 27589382 | Guardsman's Bizzare Adventure ~JoJo's Quest~ 01: "A Guardsman Named 「JoJo」 Part 2 | In which we Awaken a Stand, chill with the Emprah, and have a commissar go bugfuck insane and kill most of our friens, and meet a foul xeno witch....with a stand | A Guardsman's Bizzare adventure JoJo's Quest, Posing,Collective game, warhammer 40k, | 2013-10-06 | 23 | |
| 27651717 | Guardsman's Bizarre Adventure 02 | Consolations, Hateful Posing, and Flighty Banshees. | Collective Game, Guardsman's Bizarre Adventure, Warhammer 40k | 2013-10-09 | 24 | |
| 27699693 | Guardsman's Bizarre Adventure 02-2 | Heretical shirtless bonding and flaming Stands. | Collective Game, Guardsman's Bizarre Adventure, Warhammer 40k, 40k | 2013-10-13 | 6 | |
| 27711165 | Guardsman's Bizarre Adventure 02-3 | Finding a disguise (shirt included), getting everyone ready and the dice seem to be hinting at something. I wonder what that could be?
| Collective Game, Guardsman's Bizarre Adventure, Warhammer 40k, 40k, Jojo | 2013-10-13 | 13 | |
| 27739960 | Guardsman's Bizzare Adventure ~JoJo's Quest~ 03 | The players come across a horrifying truth: the QM for this Quest is M. Night Shyamalan in disguise. | Guardsman's Bizarre Adventure, 40k, Warhammer 40, JoJo, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Collective Game | 2013-10-15 | 12 | |
| 27818423 | Guardsman's Bizarre Adventure 03-2 | FABULOUS RESCUES, Tequila Bottles, and a Stinger. | Collective Game, Guardsman's Bizarre Adventure, 40k, Warhammer 40k, JoJo's Quest, JoJo | 2013-10-20 | 10 | |
| 27891264 | Guardsman's Bizzare Adventure ~JoJo's Quest~ 04 | In which we finally have Stand-to-Stand combat. Also more TWEESTS. | Guardsman's Bizarre Adventure, 40k, Warhammer 40, JoJo, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Collective Game, Warhammer 40k | 2013-10-24 | 11 | |
| 28011713 | Guardsman's Bizarre Adventure 05 | The gang find themselves in a reproduction of Morioh. WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS ensue. | Collective Game, Guardsman's Bizarre Adventure, 40k, Warhammer 40k, JoJo's Quest, JoJo | 2013-10-31 | 11 | |
| November 2013 |
| 28398048 | Guardsman's Bizzare Adventure ~JoJo's Quest~ 05 PART 2 | In which we talk to Mikitaka in detail, and shit happens to the QM. | Guardsman's Bizarre Adventure, 40k, Warhammer 40, JoJo, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Collective Game, Warhammer 40k | 2013-11-21 | 5 | |
| 28457912 | Guardsman's Bizzare Adventure ~JoJo's Quest~ 05-3 | You see something you're not supposed to. It soon loses its appeal. | Collective Game, Guardsman's Bizarre Adventure, 40k, Warhammer 40k, JoJo's Quest, JoJo | 2013-11-24 | 3 | |
| February 2014 |
| 30020961 | Expendable Quest | Imperial Guardsman fated to die terribly turns out to be not-so-expendable. One-shot | collective_game, 40K, guardsman, Expendable_Quest, one-shot, oneshot | 2014-02-05 | 27 | |
| March 2014 |
| 30754093 | What /tg/ does with the drunken sailor | We have discovered a horrifying reality. There are people who have never heard that song and new versions are pitched | Sea Shanty, Songs, What Should We Do With The Drunken Sailor, The Drunken fa/tg/uy, Cowardly Guardsman, Muppets Treasure Island | 2014-03-12 | 9 | |
| May 2014 |
| 31915719 | A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest | We wake up, find out most of our friends are dead, fail at STANDING (gg team) and join a Lady Inquisitor. | A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman, | 2014-05-05 | 34 | |
| 31960929 | A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 2 | We meet the majority of our team, grab a bite to eat, and may or may not get in a fist fight with Sergeant Zi-I mean Commander Vincent. | A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman, | 2014-05-07 | 22 | |
| 32002078 | A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 3 | We manage to win the sparing match with Vincent, finish our tour, and move on to acquire additional dakka. | A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman, | 2014-05-09 | 20 | |
| 32038685 | A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 4 | We acquire dakka, pick up a servo skull butler, and get one step closer to starting our first mission. | A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman | 2014-05-11 | 17 | |
| 32126049 | A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 5 | We manage to look out for our servo bro and begin to spend our last day before the mission begins and we die horribly. Or something like that. | A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman | 2014-05-15 | 12 | |
| 32163984 | A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 6 | We FINALLY kick off the mission, but a mixture of bored players and FUCKING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES causes things to get interesting. | A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman | 2014-05-17 | 12 | |
| 32206170 | A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 7 | We make planet-fall and meet a crazy PDF trooper. The sun sets, the bell tolls, and things start to get... Riddickulous. | A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman | 2014-05-19 | 12 | |
| 32263603 | A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 8 | A simple bug hunt turns into a rescue op, and we become Big Damn Hero's. Ignore the agent puddle. | A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman | 2014-05-22 | 16 | |
| 32419406 | A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 9 | In the grimdark nightmare of the far future, there is only DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION! | A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman | 2014-05-29 | 15 | |
| June 2014 |
| 32550254 | A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 10 | We recover from DDR, fence with the captain, and get our leg fixed before reaching our newest stop. | A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman | 2014-06-04 | 15 | |
| 32635614 | A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 11 | A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman | A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman | 2014-06-08 | 1 | |
| 32693120 | A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 12 | We begin our first undercover work as an agent of the Inquisition and may get roped into Vincent-related trouble. | A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman | 2014-06-11 | 15 | |
| 32800424 | A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 13 | We get take a road-trip with a couple badman and meet a (possibly) old friend. | A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman | 2014-06-16 | 14 | |
| 32980621 | A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 14 | Though we manage to kill a few gangers and get some guardsmen drunk, all's not well on Sidonas. | A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman | 2014-06-25 | 11 | |
| July 2014 |
| 33128968 | A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsmen Quest 15 | We (shockingly) don't get purged by the Inquisitor, and go about gathering a team. | A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman | 2014-07-02 | 11 | |
| 33186276 | A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsmen Quest 16 | We prepare for our assault on the gangers, go /k/ for a bit, and have sweet dreams. | A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman | 2014-07-05 | 11 | |
| 33401672 | A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 17 | The assault of the gangers occur, and is overall a success, but comes at a cost. | A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman | 2014-07-15 | 11 | |
| August 2014 |
| 33983008 | The Guardsmens last gambit | Outnumbered guardsmen undertake a daring plan to try and stop the Ork hordes. Things don't go as aplanned. | Orks, chaos, Guardsmen, space wolves, clusterfuck, fucking recruitment trap | 2014-08-08 | 3 | |
| 34012287 | A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 18 | For once we have a dream that's not trying to kill us, and we try to deal with the aftermath of the mission. | A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman | 2014-08-10 | 11 | |
| 34095013 | All Guardsmen Party Storytime | Holy shit this campaign | Storytime, Dark Heresy, Guardsmens, Story | 2014-08-13 | 200 | |
| 34333783 | The Case of the Missing Psykers | The All-Guardsman Party Returns! A PC is lost, and duct tape is used! | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman | 2014-08-23 | 152 | |
| 34440423 | A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 19 | We talk to Roxy, have a service for Dominic, and get lewd with the Inquisitor. | A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman | 2014-08-28 | 11 | |
| 34511309 | A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 20 | Post-lewd we get details for a new mission, and for once our psyche throws us a bone. | A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman | 2014-08-31 | 11 | |
| September 2014 |
| 34651825 | A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 21 | We perhaps push ourselves a bit too much, but keep a stiff upper lip and follow our orders. | A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman | 2014-09-06 | 12 | |
| 34660239 | The All Guardsmen Party and The Box | The All Guardsmen Party goes off with their new interrogator to investigate a regiment's new weapons. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Story, Shoggy, The Box, Only War, Guardsmen | 2014-09-06 | 275 | |
| 34977586 | A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 22 | We manage to convince Christina to give us a chance at being human. However, in return, some tinkering of the psyche may or may not go on. | A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman | 2014-09-20 | 12 | |
| 34985468 | The All Guardsmen Party and Nubby's Girlfriend | The All Guardsmen Party gets a smokin hot Interrogator and goes to purge some genestealers. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Nubby, Girlfriend, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman | 2014-09-20 | 156 | |
| October 2014 |
| 35283784 | A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 23 | We bring Roxy along on our adventure with Delmar, play a few tunes, and meet a new friend. | A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman | 2014-10-04 | 12 | |
| 35461504 | The All Guardsmen Party Purge Some Heretics | The All Guardsmen Party checks out why a wasteland world hasn't been praising the Emprah. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Crisp, Fallout, Heretic, Heretics, Purge, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman | 2014-10-12 | 144 | |
| November 2014 |
| 35894817 | A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 24 | The Gauntlet is run, blackmail is created, and we make an executive call. | A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman | 2014-11-02 | 11 | |
| 35923989 | The All Guardsmen Party Buys a Ship | The All Guardsmen Party goes to help purchase a used starship. Nothing could possibly go wrong. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Buy, Ship, Occurrence, Border, Nubby, Warp, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman | 2014-11-03 | 177 | |
| 36040439 | A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 25 | After waking up we get some foreboding news, take a walk with the Inquisitor, and get out of almost blowing ourselves up. | A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman | 2014-11-09 | 11 | |
| 36182771 | A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 26 | We greet Alpha's new arrivals, run into some old friends, and attend a parade. | A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman | 2014-11-16 | 11 | |
| 36338781 | The All Guardsmen Party Teaches School | The All Guardsmen Party goes to train some fresh recruits how be proper Inquisitorial Goons. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Cutter, School, Teach, Train, Necron, Necrons, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman | 2014-11-23 | 176 | |
| December 2014 |
| 36877879 | A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 27 | After a long absence help in an interrogation, find some clues, and meet an old face. | A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman | 2014-12-21 | 13 | |
| January 2015 |
| 37286525 | A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 28 | We try to get our head straight after it was knocked for a loop and end up murdering everything. | A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman | 2015-01-11 | 13 | |
| 37339037 | The All Guardsmen Party and the Super Spy | The All Guardsmen Party teams up with an Interplanetary man of mystery to investigate corruption in the Imperial Guard. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Tink, Deserter, Bane, Fumbles, Necrons, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman | 2015-01-13 | 175 | |
| 37590130 | A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 29 | In a mad turn of events we find ourselves finding old things ending, and new things beginning. | A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman | 2015-01-25 | 11 | |
| February 2015 |
| 38181397 | The All Guardsmen Party and the Greater Good | The All Guardsmen Party go to Tau space to track down some vile, xenos-loving traitors. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Tink, Deserter, Bane, Fumbles, Tau, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Greater, Good | 2015-02-20 | 172 | |
| March 2015 |
| 38376181 | Changing Times: An (ex)Guardsman Quest | With our return comes answers to old questions and the beginnings of new. As always, not all's well in the Imperium. Or the Antebellum. | Changing Times (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman, | 2015-03-01 | 12 | |
| 38585652 | Changing Times: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 2 | Delving into the dark with Melodi, we learn more about Inquisitor Alexi and get invited for a night out on the town. | Changing Times (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman, | 2015-03-10 | 10 | |
| 38699804 | Changing Times: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 3 | Following a bit of rough mediating between mother and daughter we hit the town for a few rounds. Hilarity ensues. | Changing Times (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman | 2015-03-15 | 10 | |
| April 2015 |
| 39165875 | The All Guardsmen Party and the Xenotech Heresy P1 | The All Guardsmen Party investigates a string planet-wide disappearances. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Aimy, Drone, Mechanicus, Tech-priest, Xenotech, Heretek, Eldar, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman | 2015-04-06 | 135 | |
| 39185203 | The All Guardsmen Party and the Xenotech Heresy P2 | The All Guardsmen Party investigates a string planet-wide disappearances. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Aimy, Drone, Mechanicus, Tech-priest, Xenotech, Heretek, Eldar, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman | 2015-04-07 | 141 | |
| 39425500 | Changing Times: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 4 | In the aftermath of our night on the town we inspect the damage, as well as speak with a new guest. | Changing Times (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman | 2015-04-19 | 12 | |
| May 2015 |
| 39758713 | Guardsman Universe | What started as a "Excuse me,..." thread derailed with INFINITE GUARDSMEN. Many lulz were had | 40k, derailment, guardsmen | 2015-05-07 | 46 | |
| June 2015 |
| 40548119 | Penal Regiment Designation: /tg/ - The Crusade Continues | >Our... adept Guardsmen prepare for an attack on a Chaos bakery
>The Vostroyan Liaison Officer wants to find the man who stole his sweetheart's picture
>The Commissar just gave up
>There's some Tallarns around here somewhere doing Emperor knows what
A demonic dough monster rises and a lone guardsman makes a brave sacrifice | Guardsman Sergeant Joe, Guardsman Lieutenant Joe, Bakers Legion, WarChef Boyzrdees, Guardswoman Kal Teest, Vostroyan Regiment Liaison Alexandr, Tallarn Roughrider Lieutenant Aaliyah, Chimera Sacrifice, Valhalla all shiny and crome, Warhammer 40000, Guardsmen quest, Penal Regiment Designation: /tg/ | 2015-06-12 | 12 | |
| 40533884 | Penal Regiment Designation: /tg/ - The Crusade Begins | Commissar Gaurun has the unfortunate task of presiding over the Penal Legion /tg/, and what begins as an innocuous day of alcoholism and heresy soon devolves into a frightful day of pants thieving genestealers, insanity and a full fledged crusade against a chaos bakery. | Commissar Gaurun, Weapon Specialist Lyn, Private Lemming, Vostroyan Regiment Liason Alexandr, Jeanstealer, Aaliyah, Ruh, Stephan Meltaman, Guardsman Sergant Joe, Kal Teest | 2015-06-12 | 9 | |
| 40747009 | The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Acquisition Experts | Working alongside Astartes! Meeting Orks and 'Nids again! Critfails galore!
It's episode 12. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Drone, Mechanicus, Tech-priest, Xenotech, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Sarge, Twitch, Nubby, Doc, Tink, Aimy, Interrogator Greg Sargent | 2015-06-22 | 169 | |
| August 2015 |
| 41994183 | The 'Skippy's List' for the Imperial Guard | Possibly the definitive version of the hilarious implied antics of bored soldiers in WH40k flavour. An Excellent read. | Warhammer 40K, Imperial Guard, Guard, Writefaggotry, IG, Guardsmen, Commissar, Epic | 2015-08-21 | 42 | |
| 42204030 | The All Guardsmen Party Interlude: Dewarp | A short look into how much of a bitch it is to transport a live Zoanthrope across the galaxy. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Mechanicus, Tech-priest, Zoanthrope, Dewarp, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman | 2015-08-31 | 114 | |
| October 2015 |
| 43288004 | The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Delivery Experts Part 1 | The all Guardsmen Party tries to make a simple supply run. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Zoanthrope, Tyranid, Delivery, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman | 2015-10-26 | 161 | |
| December 2015 |
| 43990923 | The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Delivery Experts Part 2 | The party slowly limps their way across the galaxy in their shitty ship, while their passenger steadily ruins everything. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Zoanthrope, Tyranid, Delivery, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman | 2015-12-05 | 109 | |
| 44027113 | The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Delivery Experts Part 2 The Sequel | The party slowly limps their way across the galaxy in their shitty ship, while their passenger steadily ruins everything. Part 2. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Zoanthrope, Tyranid, Delivery, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman | 2015-12-07 | 124 | |
| March 2016 |
| 45851515 | Hua Yuan: Mandatory Fun Edition | We fluff out the regular line infantry, the armored regiments, and many more! | Hua Yuan,Hua,Yuan,40k,Warhammer,Imperium,Imperial Guard,Guard,Guardsmen | 2016-03-11 | 1 | |
| April 2016 |
| 46575971 | The All Guardsmen Party and the [REDACTED] Conspiracy | The party deals with a conspiracy that threatens them with torture and execution. But mainly execution. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Zoanthrope, Tyranid, Delivery, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman | 2016-04-10 | 124 | |
| 46600041 | The All Guardsmen Party and the [REDACTED] Conspiracy Part 1.5 | The party deals with a conspiracy that threatens them with torture and execution. But mainly execution. Part 1.5 because it's very small. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Demonthrope, Tyranid, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman | 2016-04-11 | 100 | |
| 46864402 | The All Guardsmen Party and the [REDACTED] Conspiracy Part 2 | The party deals with a conspiracy that threatens them with torture and execution. But mainly execution. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Demonthrope, Zoanthrope, Tyranid, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman | 2016-04-24 | 106 | |
| October 2016 |
| 50033219 | The All Guardsmen Party and Inquisitor Asshat's Stupid "Stealth" Mission - Part 1 | The party prepares to get ready for their new mission, while being hated by their new boss and everyone else. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition, | 2016-10-31 | 100 | |
| December 2016 |
| 50535024 | The All Guardsmen Party and Inquisitor Asshat's Stupid "Stealth" Mission - Part 1 Redux | The party gets on the trail of "The Conspiracy" while having to deal with Sciscitat, his team, and other assorted bullshit. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition, | 2016-12-05 | 108 | |
| February 2017 |
| 1121806 | Guardsmen Quest | Guardsmen quest, OP is a lazy fag but it's worth it | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-02-05 | 3 | |
| 1124998 | Guardsman Quest #2: of Nids and Birds | OP is STILL a shit eating lazy faggot. Writes good, doesn't do anything else with his life. | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-02-05 | 1 | |
| 1126922 | Guardsman Quest: A heresy a day..... | Players find Chaos shit and immediately touch it all over, much like OP does to his Mom when his Mom passes out drunk | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-02-05 | 1 | |
| 1164033 | Guardsman Quest #4 Hello Grimdark my old friend | we begin once more with guardsman, heresy and shenanigans ensue. OP still lazy. | Guardsman quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-02-25 | 2 | |
| March 2017 |
| 1200269 | Guardsman quest #5 To walk in another person's shoes | OP and friends decide to be a girl, it will be a long time before they are not a girl. also op is still lazy | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-03-06 | 2 | |
| 1234721 | Guardsman Quest #6: mutants and cultists, what could go wrong? | continuing being a girl, we get several people killed. also turns out that old "friend" was a daemon. | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-03-11 | 1 | |
| 1251827 | Guardsmen quest #7: and then there was fire | well, daemon two down and also answers for why it was so easy. also finally Ordo Hereticus has arrived, they like fire. | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-03-19 | 1 | |
| April 2017 |
| 1285539 | Guardsman Quest #8: One should not tempt fate | Guardsman remains a girl, also new recruits to the party loli psyker and complete psychopath. also kinda now stranded on a eldar craftworld. | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-04-01 | 0 | |
| 1346148 | Guardsman quest #9: Only way out is in | Recruitment: two Xenos scum, also we are still kinda stuck as a girl | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-04-18 | 1 | |
| 1378898 | Guardsman Quest #10 you have 169 problems | well the hidden masters decide to play puppet master and bullshit with you, also you are the inquisitor now | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-04-30 | 1 | |
| May 2017 |
| 1414351 | Guardsman Quest #11: Back to the grimdark | welp traveling though the warp and such, also first attempt with diplomacy with a rogue trader ended baddly | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-05-11 | 1 | |
| 1445840 | Guardsman Quest #12: Orks, why did it have to be Orks | kill one cult and more appear, we are going to be busy for a while | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-05-23 | 1 | |
| June 2017 |
| 1487651 | Guardsman quest #13: a apple a day keeps Nurgle away | First we are the hunter, now we kicked a hornet's nest and zombies are attacking. | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-06-02 | 1 | |
| 1524985 | Guardsman Quest #14: Cruel fates, shattered hopes | shit happened, like really bad shit happened. | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-06-11 | 1 | |
| 1561285 | Guardsman Quest #15: Of Orks and Men | Good news and bad news. Good news is we are not probably the best chance for big E to return. Bad news we probably will die because of it. | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-06-21 | 1 | |
| July 2017 |
| 1623385 | Imperial Guardman quest | Jorg Brets, a newbie imperial guardsman, gets his first taste of battle on his very first mission. A one off guardsman quest, anons had fun | one off, mini quest, Imperial Guardsman, warhammer 40K, catachanon, first quest | 2017-07-02 | 1 | |
| 1602587 | Guardsman quest #16: old friends, new enemies | welp we found out that loli psyker can swear, also we found out that we may have a traitor in our ranks. Loli psyker is also kinda powerful. | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-07-07 | 1 | |
| 1644088 | Guardsman Quest #17: When the inquisitor comes to play | Welp seems we have reached our next target planet and got a royal welcome also we suspect betrayal from one of our inner circle. | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-07-20 | 1 | |
| 54578358 | The All Guardsmen Party and the "Stealth" Mission Part 2 | The All Guardsmen Party Returns! | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition | 2017-07-29 | 79 | |
| 54594909 | The All Guardsmen Party and the "Stealth" Mission Part 3 | The party assists in the acquisition of a spooky box. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition | 2017-07-30 | 81 | |
| August 2017 |
| 1720815 | Guardsman Quest #18: Disaster and profit (continued) | Well we fought a demon and then got dragged into a game with Tzeentch, mistakes were made. | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-08-13 | 1 | |
| 1773032 | Guardsman Quest #19: End of a small game, start of the grand game. | we beat the god in a children's card game, sure we cheated but what are rules anyways? also Markal and Thera are back. | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-08-25 | 1 | |
| September 2017 |
| 1815710 | Guardsman Quest #20: At last the pieces fall into place. | We meet Markal and Valrisa again. Have some drinks, and get punched. Also we find out that it seems we have a big target on us now. | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-09-09 | 1 | |
| 1856121 | Guardsman Quest #21: Nothing ventured, nothing gained. | welp we learned from our eldar friend that we cannot in fact brush off the farseer who wants to see us, also Valrisa enjoys her chainswords | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-09-21 | 1 | |
| October 2017 |
| 1887312 | Guardsman Quest #22: Flame for the heretics | The fight with the cultists continues, because we cannot just kill them all in one go. | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-10-02 | 1 | |
| 1924149 | Guardsman Quest #23: If you will it, so shall it be. | Well we won and things happened, and some really bad things happened. Like the base we were at before has been taken by fucking heretics. | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-10-12 | 1 | |
| November 2017 |
| 2000129 | Guardsman Quest #23: the good the bad and the heretical | breaking into a cultists and demon infested building was not a good decision, somehow we made a worse one. | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-11-04 | 1 | |
| February 2018 |
| 58159093 | The All Guardsmen Party and the "Stealth" Mission Part 4 | The return of the nightmare superiors. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition | 2018-02-25 | 96 | |
| 58177335 | The All Guardsmen Party and the "Stealth" Mission Part 5 | In which a lot of shit blows up. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition | 2018-02-26 | 79 | |
| March 2018 |
| 58286435 | The All Guardsmen Party and the "Stealth" Mission Part 6 | Shit goes down with Bane, and Asshat lives up to his name. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition | 2018-03-04 | 89 | |
| June 2018 |
| 60232637 | The All Guardsmen Party Interlude: Escape? | Internment in and escape from the laundry-brig | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition | 2018-06-10 | 81 | |
| July 2018 |
| 60621322 | The All Guardsmen Party Interlude: Escape? pt.2 | Oak has a drink with the boys and the final mission is planned | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition | 2018-07-02 | 81 | |
| 60800706 | The 212th Unimportant and the Space Hulk | A Guardsman Recruit of the 212th Unimportant Infantry Regiment asks /tg/ how to survive in a Space Hulk | warhammer 40k, guardsman, Collective Game, roleplaying | 2018-07-14 | 3 | |
| October 2018 |
| 62528232 | Unbreakable Tritons #2 | More writefaggotry for the Unbreakable Tritons. | 40k, Imperial Guards, /tg/, Unbreakable Tritons, sonic weapons, wetsuit. | 2018-10-17 | 0 | |
| November 2018 |
| 62972087 | The All Guardsmen Party and the Inquisitorial Penal Legion pt.1 | The Guardsmen get sentenced to a penal legion and Oak forgets that they are not, in fact, trained Inquisitorial infiltrators. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition | 2018-11-12 | 84 | |
| May 2019 |
| 66179418 | The All Guardsmen Party and the Inquisitorial Penal Legion pt.2 | The infiltration attempts begin | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition | 2019-05-12 | 71 | |
| July 2019 |
| 67512797 | The All Guardsmen Party and the Inquisitorial Penal Legion pt.3 | In which Tink and Twitch bring the dead back to life. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition | 2019-07-29 | 66 | |
| June 2022 |
| 84882054 | The All Guardsmen Party and the Inquisitorial Penal Legion pt.4 | Everything goes sideways repeatedly. Again. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition | 2022-06-12 | 88 | |
| October 2022 |
| 86390441 | The All Guardsmen Party Interlude: Debrief | Don't worry, everything's going Just As Planned. Or it WOULD BE IF YOU HADN'T- | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition | 2022-10-16 | 65 | |
| November 2022 |
| 86597318 | Hell on Koronus | A penal legionnaire's tale | 40k,warhammer,IG,writefaggotry,guardsmen | 2022-11-04 | 6 | |