alright quick and dirty, this quest is not for die hard lovers of cannon since fun and shenanigans beat cannon for the most part. Though I will accept info about the warhammer 40k universe general rule of thumb is fun is king here

Here is the link to the Doc archive https://docs.google.com/document/d/1N6DV3ou3h5MO0TZi61pc9jGoMBA4p3S4fJ0rCI6qooM/edit?usp=sharing

here is a link to the character's stats https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1VEdRRmqRN2wb661ea1Bz2iXQwqQl2JVgl1OdrmHk3Tk/edit?usp=sharing

You turn away from the governor and pull out your vox. "Drauge I want you to get me Mirasi, now."

"why?"

"did I ask you to respond with questions?"

"very well inquisistor." the vox goes silent for a minute before you hear Mirasi's voice

"Inquisitor?"

"Alright we have a situation down here, one including a potential demon host."

"oh fuck, alright any description on the thing's powers?"

"rot, stink, and just refuses to take damage."

"Nurgle, that is bad especially on this planet."

"alright, do you know of a way to kill it?"

"fire, lots of it. they can shrug off most damage and it may take a bit to kill them but fire is the most effective method."

"governor keep that promethium flooding primed, we may need it on command."

"yes inquisitor." the governor responds, wrapping his hand up

"alright anything else Mirasi?"

"dont let the thing touch you, a single touch could infect you and kill you or worse corrupt you."

"noted."

alright notes for Nurgle demons: they don't like fire and a single touch could kill. alright now what.

>[1] head to where the last sighted cultist was, see if you can find him or is meeting place (per)
>[2] question the governor further, lets see what he can offer us to help end this monster and it's cult
>[3] call up the ship and have them drop off Clinks, his metal body will probably be useful in this
>[4] write-in

>>1487707
>[3] call up the ship and have them drop off Clinks, his metal body will probably be useful in this

>>1487707
{3

alright writing, also I want to know do you guys want the same style that I have been doing or do you want shorter.

"Mirasi you still there?"

"ya inquisitor what do you need?"

"I need Clinks"

"to talk too?"

"no I need him since he is the only one on the crew that does not have flesh, kinda useful when fighting something that works by infecting."

"oh right, wraithbone probably wont be affected much. where do you want us to drop him?"

you look at the governor "you have a private dock we can use?"

"yes, why?"

"im calling in someone that will help us with this little problem," you toss the vox to him "tell her the coordinates and the docking codes."

with that you lean back a bit, well this is going to be annoying to deal with but at least we have someone who wont be instantly destroyed in close combat with these things. actually it may be a good idea to send Akkaz back on the ship, Orks are not good with guns.

the governor taps your shoulder and hands you the Vox before leaving the room "did you get everything Mirasi?"

"yes Inquisitor, he will be there in an hour."

alright we are getting the metal man in and now we wait

>[1] start making a plan on how to deal with these things, maybe get a map of the areas that the cultists have been appearing to study
>[2] lets see if we can convince the Ork to head back to the ship, we don't want to risk any of our guys getting infected (fel)
>[3] see if we can get in contact with the planetary defense force, have them prep the promethium in case we can't stop the cultists.
>[4] write-in

>>1488021
>[1] start making a plan on how to deal with these things, maybe get a map of the areas that the cultists have been appearing to study
>>1487976
I've liked your long style so far but by all means feel free to switch if you think that'd be better.

still waiting for votes

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>>1488021
ask the ork if he has any long ranged dakka and explain why nurglites are fucking cancer to him (for all we know they might have some ork mechs with the flame throwers and circular saws)

waitin for more votes >>1488697 cant really tell what you are voting for.

>>1488760
I believe it's a write in, I'll support it.

>>1488760
just ask him if he has ranged weapons so he dose not get infected

alright, taking a small break for food then writing

you turn towards the big Ork beside you, great now to see if you can convey why he cannot engage in glorious melee combat "So Akkaz, you may not like this but I'm going to ask you to listen to me"

"warrizt uumie?"

"well we have a problem, your hammer is going to be well not that useful against who we are fighting."

"wot mi 'ammer iz unstoppabul!"

"I am not saying it's not, it's just this enemy uses... poison and disease to fight."

"so dis scumbag iz a pansy"

"yes, but this is only way they can use it on you is if they touch you."

"I be blesseded by mork, dis fing can't touch meeb"

"I don't doubt that but do you have any ranged way of dealing with enemies?"

"shootaz"

"how good are you at shootaz?"

"neva used dim, i ab mi 'ammer"

emperor damn it, this is like talking to a brick wall. actually worse than that."

"you know what, just when we fight try not to get hit by anything alright."

the ork nods and hefts his hammer back onto its holder. for the next hour you hang around the mansion, seeing the occasional butler or maid.

eventually a servant leads you to the governor's personal bay where clinks gets out dressed up as a techpriest "[I hate these robes]"

>[1] head to the cultists now, we have our ace in the hole
>[2] get some maps of this hive, you want to know of any place they could run to hide
>[3] ask clinks if he ever fought minions of Nurgle, maybe he knows some things
>[4] write-in

>>1488928
>[2] get some maps of this hive, you want to know of any place they could run to hide

wow slow night

>>1488928
>[2] get some maps of this hive, you want to know of any place they could run to hide

>>1488928
>[3]
Fuck nurgle, worst chaos god

i've hit my sleep point so pausing, will be back at 4 this time so 6pm cst and 7 pm est

and once more into the grimdark, writing

you look at the servant "alright do you have any maps we can use of the area we are about to dive head first into?"

"yes ma'am."

"get them for us, we need material to plan." the servant hurriedly runs from the room, he probably caught wind of what we did to the governor for displeasing us. good.

a few minutes later you have at least eighteen maps of the area, each one showing a different angle of the area. damn this is a lot of ground to cover if these maps are accurate "alright so the cultist was sighted at ground level, I am willing to bet that the cult is located much deeper in."

"would make sense." phe'nia responds looking at another map "lots of area to grow down there, not a lot of exposure to the outside therefore easy to hide. only problem is they dont know about the promethium that could be unleashed."

"good for us."

"indeed."

a few more minutes of planning and you think you have found the most probable place for the cult to reside, unfortunately there is a lot of ground between it and the surface."

>[1] find a cultist, beat the info out of him, have the governor flood that area with promethium then go down there
>[2] head directly to where the cult is most probably, we don't know if they know of the promethium and they could have sabotaged the pipes
>[3] get the planetary guard on this, have them lock down the area. No one gets in and no one gets out. reduce the chance of infection getting out of that place.
>[4] write-in

still waiting for votes

still waiting

>>1491241
>[1] find a cultist, beat the info out of him, have the governor flood that area with promethium then go down there

>>1491241
>[1]

alright, sorry about the wait writing

you look at the servant, "I want the contact channel for the governor open, i will need him to do something for me when I ask."

"and that would be?" the servant asks

"above your pay grade, if you are smart you will shut up and move or will I have to break some of your bones to get you to comply"

with that the servant leaves and you head out to the front of the governor's mansion where a transport and three guardsmen remain waiting for you

you board the transport and about twenty minutes later you arrive at the location "so you say the man was here?"

"yes, inquisitor."

alright we are at the location now how do we find the cultist

>[1] look for someone who looks like they are rotting out of their own skin, also chaos symbols good indicator (per)
>[2] blend into the crowd, use them and find the cultist though gossip and listening in (fel, per)
>[3] have Phe'nia scan the crowds, a cultist should stand out with it's profane thoughts (Phe'nia's Wp)
>[4] write-in

>>1492905

>[3] have Phe'nia scan the crowds, a cultist should stand out with it's profane thoughts (Phe'nia's Wp)

>>1492905
>[3]
Won't be able to roll though, i have a math exam starting in 4 minutes. Don't fuck this up lads.

alright roll time 1d100 vs 68

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>1493107

im heading off to sleep but ill be back thursday at 5 pm, you guys have three rolls left

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>1493107

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>1493107

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>1493107

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"phe'nia, look for him." you state looking at the eldar

"can't you?" she responds not exactly getting what you are asking her

"I mean with your mind, some one who is in league with the dark gods should be easy to pick out with their thoughts."

"Am I your chaos radar now?"

"yes, now get to it."

the eldar sighs and shakes her head before turning away from your and closing her eyes. a few minutes pass as she searches though the minds of the citizens around you before he eyes fly open and she smiles. "found the bastard, from what I learned it's not high ranking also kinda stupid."

you and your group leave the transport, from the lack of a riot you guess Phe'nia was using her illusion on both her and Akkaz, she points into the crowd and you follow her finger.

you find the man red cap with a extremely faded chaos star on it, a gun in one hand, heads and a knife in the other. puss and boils cover his sickly skin and his stomach was slightly bloated.

He wore only a loincloth and trudged though the crowed unaware of our presence.

>[1] take him out quietly, get his attention and lead him away and have Clinks beat the shit out of him (fel, clink's str)
>[2] loud and proud, we are going to make a public example of this shit and send a message as well as get information (bs, wp)
>[3] follow behind the cultist, it may lead us to the gathering where we then can just order the promethium (ag)
>[4] write-in

>>1497554
>[3] follow behind the cultist, it may lead us to the gathering where we then can just order the promethium (ag)
It's probably best if they don't know we coming

still waiting for votes

>>1497554
>[3]
PURGE IT IN FLAMES!

finally got that vote, alright boys roll time 1d100 vs 57

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>1498714

alright giving that 10 minute window for other rolls then writing

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>1498714
BY FIRE BE PURGED

Ragnaros would be proud, writing

you decide now is not the time to make a bloody scene in front of so many people so for now you just follow.

The cultist being the stupid fool he was did not notice you trailing behind him. Even as he looks around to make sure no one follows him his eyes do not catch you, you thank the emperor for your childhood in a hiveworld giving you these skills.

the cultist walks deeper and deeper into the hive world, the smell gradually gets worse as you reach about a mile below the surface. Akkaz coughs into his hand but the cultist ignores it.

you and everyone in your group pull on gasmasks as the smell become so foul it becomes painful to breath, even Akkaz brought a Ork styled one made of cloth and a bunch of tubes that you really doubt would work.

Eventually the man reaches a massive rusted door and knocks three times before stating, his voice eerily jolly, "Papa Nurgle embraces me."

you listen closely as you hear though the door a female voice respond "And his gifts run though our veins, enter brother."

the door swings inward and the cultist enters, now you catch a glimpse of many more bodies inside before the door closes. alright we found them, now what.

>[1] Promethium? Promethium.
>[2] go to the door and ask them if they have heard the emperor's truth, if they have not then teach them though superior firepower (Bs X3)
>[3] retreat for now, you are going to need more bodies from the glimpse of the numbers past the door
>[4] write-in

>>1498815
>[1] Promethium? Promethium.
I'm so tempted by 2 but we shouldn't be here any longer than possible

>>1498962
This

writing

you pull out your vox and connect up to the governor "ello governor"

"what is it inquisitor" the man responds unenthusiastically

"Promethium, can you douse the area around me in the stuff?"

"yes, judging from the location where your vox is we can cover a mile radius around you as well" you hear several taps "the order has been sent, you have ten minutes"

you quickly close the vox and run with your crew close behind, you just make out of the burn zone and wait..... why is there no sound of people burning. quickly you open the vox "I thought you said there would be promethium."

"I did, all indicators say it has been discharged into the pipes.... we have a problem Inquisitor."

"guessing someone sabotaged your system?"

"the stuff is in the pipes but the ends have been closed, probably my broth- what used to be my brother's handwork"

alright we need a new plan, seems that we were predicted

>[1] find those exit points, strap some grenades to them and run. if the fuel is in the pipes all we have to do is open them ourselves (per, int)
>[2] alright time for the usual run and gun, go to that door and give them a brief lesson of why you should not join chaos with superior firepower (bsx4)
>[3] see if Phe'nia is up to using her mind to rip open the pipes, she could read the minds of some of the cultists to find them (Phe'nia WPx2 (double success is bad))
>[4] retreat for now and get more men, the strength of the imperium is in it's expendable numbers
>[5] write-in

>>1499000
>[1] find those exit points, strap some grenades to them and run. if the fuel is in the pipes all we have to do is open them ourselves (per, int)
It would be safe to assume those pipes exits are guarded, perhaps ask for one or two Grey Knights
Also, Checked.

>>1499000
>[5] write-in
DROP DA BOYZ

pausing for tonight, I will be back at 5pm pst, which means 7pm cst and 8 pm est

>>1499076
This.

quick post before i get back to work 2d100 vs 59, 33

Rolled 82, 42 = 124 (2d100)

>>1500373

Rolled 42, 3 = 45 (2d100)

>>1500373

and that just saved your asses, writing. I apologize if my responses may take a while I'm recovering from fighting Darkeater Midir on NG+7.

you crack your neck and your knuckles, if they wanted to play the sabotage game then they will meet their match.

"alright people we are opening those pipes ourselves."

"are you mental!" Phe'nia nearly shouts at you "If we open them ourselves we get hit!"

"Phe'nia I thought you were smart, we are going to open them with grenades so we have enough time to run."

"and if the openings are guarded?"

"Grey Knights you can come out now." right on que two of the knights just step out of the shadows.

"We are here Inquisitor."

"alright I want those promethium pipes opened, everyone take two grenades with them and strap them to the ports as well as possible."

the group nods and breaks off clinks and Akkaz heading one direction, you and Phe'nia another, and the Kinghts head off towards the cultist base.

about an hour later you had found two openings welded shut and strap the grenades to them and cold rig a detonation system, you pull out your vox "Alright who is at the openings."

"meeb an da metul man found wun." you hear Akkaz's voice come though..... but nothing from the knights, this could be bad.

>[1] head towards the cultist base where the knights went, guns blazing (Per, BSx2)
>[2] find where they Knights are, but avoid combat as much as possible (per, Ag x3)
>[3] call the detonation and leave, the Knights know what they are getting into and if they are not responding they are probably dead
>[4] write-in

>>1501373
>[2]
Shit son we're gonna go full mgs on these /r9- erm- nurglites...

I will be back in one hour my family is calling me for something

still waiting for those votes

>>1501373
>[2]

alright 4d100 vs 59, 47, 37, 27

Rolled 64, 57, 17, 82 = 220 (4d100)

>>1501964
May as well roll

why would you not roll!

also timer has started on rolling you got 20 minutes

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you head out to find your missing Knights, they are valuable so you got to find them.

as you walk though the tunnels you start to get lost, oh shit this is bad. you begin to loose your way, confusing several tunnels with others until you walk into a open room.

as you do you realize you just walked into the cultist meeting room from behind, several cultists notice you and turn towards you pulling their guns up. you also realize that Phe'nia is not missing, you must have accidentally lost her in the tunnels

thankfully not all of the cultists spot you so you still have a chance to run before cultist fire rains down on your head.

>[1] welp time to pull out a gun and start shooting, lets see if we can't stop them with superior firepower (bsx4)
>[2] RUN (agx2)
>[3] act like a new initiate you heard the password so you could try convincing them, make some bullshit that you have to cover your skin because the pain is too much for now (fel)
>[4] write-in

Rolled 46, 81, 89, 80 = 296 (4d100)

>>1502254
well I guess I'll roll

rolling closes 20 min after the first roll.

I'll be back at 5pm as per usual gotta sleep for work.

also mini servery.
1. who is your favorite character?
2. what would you like me to improve?
3. what is the best time for me to run this quest, I want to make this more consistent for you guys.

Rolled 91, 74, 37, 84 = 286 (4d100)

>>1502486

Rolled 42, 72, 5, 36 = 155 (4d100)

>>1502486
Do mentions on your Discord when you're running.

>>1502744
>1
Drauge, I'm having a blast reading his lines as Bane, although the Eldar are a close second.
I would like to see some characters from the early threads to make a comeback but i understand if you have plans for them for the future or no plan whatsoever.
>2
You could elaborate more on the setting, you know, describing the environment, the physical appearances, etc.
Not that you are bad at it, i'm just a sucker for details.
>3
Honestly you can run at whatever time you want, im from the GMT so i'll miss it regardless. Not accounting i have bloody work to do.

so I come back after the fail roll only to see more people rolled..... well now to wait for votes. also >>1502873 I do post up in the discord when it is live in the quest text channel

Rolled 48, 54, 65, 19 = 186 (4d100)

>>1504500
Rolling because fuck it.

you taunt me

>>1505511
No please I didn't mean it like that.

still waiting for them votes

Rolled 65, 37, 2, 87 = 191 (4d100)

>>1504500
Rolling again because anons are asleep.
Please understand.

still waiting for votes

>>1502486
>[3]
For shits and giggles

Rolled 81, 65, 90, 54 = 290 (4d100)

>>1506175
Voting 1

giving it 30 more minutes before RNGesus takes the wheel

Rolled 2 (1d2)

it was 1 for >>1506232 and 2 for >>1506243 guess we doing the emperor's work. if you roll a one of this prepare for amazing bullshit shots. 4d100 vs 95, 85, 75, 65

Rolled 98, 36, 41, 15 = 190 (4d100)

>>1506346

alright rolling is open until I get back at 6pm pst, 8pm cst, 9 pm est

Rolled 12, 42, 61, 42 = 157 (4d100)

>>1506346

Rolled 95, 92, 85, 98 = 370 (4d100)

>>1506346

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Rolled 17, 2, 11, 49 = 79 (4d100)

>>1507187

alright rolls have been counted and one nearly made me spit my water out, you are lucky I'm nice so >>1507198 got it. Writing

You sigh, great You fucked up this badly and they probably wont believe you are just an initiate that just came in though the wrong door. Time to show them why they should fear the inquisition. "So who here knows the emperor's truth."

a stunned silence for a second before you draw your gun and begin firing at them, guess they did not expect that level of brass balls.

your bullets discharge from your bolter before they can even pull the trigger killing the first few instantly, can live without brains.... probably. a second later retaliation starts as you rush behind the door again, unfortunately you are not able to avoid all the shots (-4 wounds) but your armor absorbs most of them, considering they are autoguns it's actually kinda more annoying than really painful.

you open the door again and begin shooting once more, and the cultists begin panicking running towards the entrance as it bursts open and blue fire hits most of them

you cannot believe your eyes as Thera walks though, in bird form, fire writhing around her "Ah, wanted to do that for a while." she begins incinerating any cultist who gets near her.

you ignore her for now, she is kinda helping and begin focusing on the rest of the cultists, about five minutes later the entire room is covered in cultist guts and you are left staring at Thera who kicks a cultist corpse with apparent glee "fun to kill that rotted bastard's minions."

>[1] "Alright what in the name of all the unholy gods are you doing!? Aren't you and them on the same side?"
>[2] "Leave Demon, your help was unneeded and unwanted."
>[3] "I loathe to admit it but thanks for the assist, now can you give me a few answers why you helped me."
>[4] write-in

>>1509870
>[1] "Alright what in the name of all the unholy gods are you doing!? Aren't you and them on the same side?"

wow takes a while for people to vote it seems

>>1509870
>[3] "I loathe to admit it but thanks for the assist, now can you give me a few answers why you helped me."

alright RNGesus hear our call 1 for >>1510422 and 2 for >>1511635

Rolled 2 (1d2)

You clear your throat and kick some cultist guts off your boots "Alright I loathe to admit it but thanks for the assist, now can you give me a few answers to why you helped me?"

Thera spins again now turning into her human form blue eyes, fair pale skin, slightly shorter than you, only new thing was her hair remaining blue but gaining golden tips at the ends "Well glad you know how to be civil, also to put it shortly I hate anyone and everyone who serves Nurgle. Rule of thumb I try to ruin their day as best I can."

you cock a eyebrow up "but wait, you are the forces of chaos, why attack your allies?"

"are you even listening? just because we fall under that blanket description your Imperium calls 'chaos'" Thera does air quotes when she says chaos "that does not mean we work together or even like each other." she curls her left hand into a fist and pats it into her right palm "Right mortal forgot your intelligence is not exactly that high alright simple terms: Nurgle minions don't like change, I like change. I kill them so change happens."

you sigh "I got it the first time demon, now I bet you did this for more than the joy of killing a few cultists of another camp."

Thera's smile twists evilly "oh you know me so well," she snaps and her robes turn into a inquisition uniform "seeing I saved your ass from death I want a more, lets say, direct touch in your existence."

before you can say anything the door behind you opens and Phe'nia walks in clearly exhausted and covered in dirt "FUCK THIS PLANET AND IT'S TUNNELS!" you note her nose had started bleeding again "wait who is that?" she looks at Thera

>[1] don't blow the demon's cover, just say she helped with the death of this cultist cell and will be joining us. all honesty we can't deal with her now and we will find a way to remove her later
>[2] pull out your bolter and blow her cover, you don't care if she helped you she is still a demon and we still have standards
>[3] stand back and let the demon talk, maybe her joining you wont be that bad. at the least she will stop using your head as a chat room.
>[4] pray something happens that gets rid of Thera for you, Clown can you hear me? (wp)
>[5] write-in

>>1511966
>[1]

>>1511966
>[2] pull out your bolter and blow her cover, you don't care if she helped you she is still a demon and we still have standards
I feel like 4 is exactly what she wants

giving it a few more minutes before RNGesus takes the wheel

Rolled 2 (1d2)

alright time is up RNGesus do your thing 1 for >>1512113 and 2 for >>1512119

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you grit your teeth, alright this bitch thinks she can play you that easy. she nearly killed you once, actually twice with the dark eldar fuck this bitch!

Thera oblivious to your anger smiles at Phe'nia "im a friend."

you whip your bolter up to her head "no you're not demon."

"really now is violence the answer to everything with you?" Thera states looking at you annoyed "look I understand you were just under a lot of stress but that does not mean you can accuse me of being a demon."

Phe'nia immediately straightens up "I'm calling bullshit on the act demon, I can sense you."

"fuck, forgot she was a psyker for a bit. anyways guess you don-" she is cut off as a wall just erupts with rot and melts down, though it a horrible thing climbs though.

you could tell it was female, once. but now it was an abomination skin grey, it's limbs fused with metal armor that now supported it's rotting flesh, it's long hair grey, the whites of it's eyes gone black and the pupils have vanished giving the monster a blind look, finally it wears a fetishistic nurse's cap as a foul mockery of the healing arts. it looks at you and smiles "oh were you the one who killed all of my disciples?" It's voice much smoother than you would expect a rotting half corpse

>[1] alright Thera is bad but right now we have a bigger problem, that thing must die. Now. (bsx3)
>[2] RETREAT (agx2, int)
>[3] attempt diplomacy with the heresy, maybe you can stall it long enough for you to blow the promethium and get the fuck out of there (fel, agx2)
>[4] "So Thera, what is it again you said you liked doing?"
>[5] write-in

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oddly enough i came up with the design for this enemy way before i found this picture, also the time it takes to get votes.

>>1512375
>[3] attempt diplomacy with the heresy, maybe you can stall it long enough for you to blow the promethium and get the fuck out of there (fel, agx2)
How long do we have on the melta charges?

>>1512387
Like in most quests, a lot of anons prefer to lurk instead of posting including myself not too long ago.

the charges are remote activation, we can detonate them immediately

>>1512375
>[3] Verbally shitpost at the heretic until we can barbecue it.

3d100 vs 45, 57, 47

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>1512658

Rolled 95, 35, 81 = 211 (3d100)

>>1512658
>>1512676
God dammit.

Rolled 59, 46, 51 = 156 (3d100)

>>1512658

im going to pause for now, I wont be back until tuesday so until then all rolls will be counted

Rolled 49, 4, 56 = 109 (3d100)

>>1512658
may as well rolllllll

Rolled 19, 68, 11 = 98 (3d100)

>>1512658
Emperor save us

Rolled 32, 71, 11 = 114 (3d100)

>>1512658

Rolled 6, 33, 11 = 50 (3d100)

>>1512658

Rolled 76, 20, 11 = 107 (3d100)

>>1512658

>>1513051
>>1513141
>>1514043
>>1514519
All these fucking elevens for the third roll. Heresy.

alright I am back, and we are live. Writing

You stop for a second and evaluate your options from what you see shooting this thing will do nothing so shooting it is kinda out of the options, it probably could just rot walls down to chase you so running will do nothing, and we dont want to be in Thera's debt.

Alright time to attempt diplomacy until we can unleash the promethium. "Alright your rotted.... Alright I'll admit I did kill your disciples in self defense, I hope you understand."

Thera's eyebrow raises at you as the thing smiles and replies "Oh no I do not mind, they will serve Nurgle in death just as much as they did in life."

"so what brings you to this planet?" you ask acting relaxed, come on lets see how long we can hold this conversation

"I was born here," she replies putting one hand on her cheek "Ah but I doubt you care about that."

you smile back "well it is a beautiful planet, lots of plants and happy, healthy people."

"I would not say healthy, my lord's blessings have already started to spread though the populous. now human I would love to continue talking but now you must die for my lord's plans."

"oh I'm sorry to hear that," you reply pulling up the trigger and the vox "but" you hit the open channel button "TIME TO RETREAT!"

Akkaz's voice roars though the Vox "WEEB OWT!" as you slam the trigger and start sprinting grabbing Phe'nia's arm as you go

the thing roars in rage as the promethium pours into the room behind you, but you got a head start.

a few terrifying minutes later and you manage to escape with only your clothing getting slightly singed. phe'nia collapses behind you, a lot of blood now running from her nose "By the trickster's left testicle next time you want to nearly commit suicide tell me a few seconds beforehand."

suddenly your vox goes off "hello?"

"It's the governor, we have a problem."

>[1] "what? we just killed the cult, and the female thing that was the head."
>[2] "status report, NOW!"
>[3] "can it wait? just nearly got burned by promethium."
>[4] write-in

>>1518491
>[2] "status report, NOW!"

>>1518491
>2

alright, writing

"Status report, NOW!" you roar into the vox, you really don't have the patience right now.

"Ma'am," you suddenly hear gunfire "we have zombies."

"please tell me you are jokeing."

"no, and from the reports of the planetary guard it's not an isolated case. I will hold as long as I can but please I beg of you save my wife and child. I am sending you the coordinates now."

>[1] we are going to save those two. one he asked nicely, and two they are civilians
>[2] ignore the man's pleas, we need to find a way to stop the hordes before the planet is lost. we need to find the source.
>[3] save the governor, we need men and he has them.
>[4] gather your men and retreat from the planet, we have a bomb and if it is as bad as it sounds this planet is doomed
>[5] write-in

>>1518817
>[2] ignore the man's pleas, we need to find a way to stop the hordes before the planet is lost. we need to find the source.
We can save them if it doesn't interfere but the planet takes priority.

I'll check back when I wake up tomorrow for votes. see you then

>>1518825
I'll back this.
We need to contain this before it spreads, maybe ask for an estimated number and locations so we can coordinate the purging.

>>1518825
>[5] write-in
Add in we'll save them if we can but we need to contain this or everyone's family will die

>>1518817
>[5] write-in
The best way to fight a rapidly growing force of brainless killers is with another rapidly growing force of brainless killers. PREP DA BOYZ FER PLANETFALL!

>>1519777
This.

alright, I will be back at 6pm pst, and I will begin writing then

>>1520066
Yesssss

alright >>1518825 won and as per request I will fit in >>1519777, writing

you sigh well the needs of a planet out weigh the needs of the governor "Sir I cannot promise that I will save your family, if I fail at stopping this more than just your family will be decimated."

you hear more gunfire though the vox "Damn it, if you wont save them I will. As the planetary governor and as a father." the vox cuts.

you hoist Phe'nia up "can you move?"

"yes," she responds "but aside from minor powers don't ask me for much."

"well time to get moving we have a planet to save." you pull her arm over your shoulder and help her move.

"looks like you need some more help." Thera's voice rings out from behind you, damn it not even promethium works

"shut it demon."

"look, I'm coming with you even if you don't like it. That bitch you thought you fried still alive."

"fucking piece of shit, alright fine but I owe you nothing for this."

Thera shrugs and follows you as you begin to see the first of the zombies, gunning them down with ease.

>[1] find that bitch you tried burning to death, with a little convincing from your bolter maybe you can force her to reveal how to stop this
>[2] mission stays the same, find Rigmos Devkan and kill him. He is probably the source.
>[3] call up your squad and have them meet together at the local planetary defense, also call up Drauge we need to get in contact with experts
>[4] write-in

>>1522230
>[4] write-in
Tell Drauge to get in touch with the required Deamon expert and ask for tips while we
>[2] mission stays the same, find Rigmos Devkan and kill him. He is probably the source.

>>1522978
This.

alright, writing

You look at your psyker, "can you tell where the center of this fuckery is? Rigmos is probably at the center of this."

Phe'nia shakes her head "Planet wide scan would kill me, or get me possessed. I exhausted my powers saving my life in the tunnels"

Thera taps your shoulder "I can lead you there."

"Alright but no tricks demon, now lets move it."

you all grab a nearby transport and begin driving. Thera being insufferable but still pointing out the directions, and from the looks of it she was correct. More and More of the plagued corpses stream into the streets, more than a few of them getting crushed under your transport's wheels.

"there." Thera states calmly pointing at a building covered in mold, plants, flesh, and all manner of things you would rather not see.

>[1] take this military style, nothing fancy. go in and kill everything that moves, and put a bolter in anything that is not. (ag, BsX3)
>[2] call for the rogue trader to use that orbital cannon they have, lets watch this place get blown to dust
>[3] LEEEEEEEROY JENKINS!!!!! (Drive this transport though the front door) (Wp, ag, bsx2)
>[4] write-in

>>1523253
>[3]
OH YEEAH

>>1523253
>[3] LEEEEEEEROY JENKINS!!!!! (Drive this transport though the front door) (Wp, ag, bsx2)
The meme option can't be ignored, im so so sorry to everyone who has played reasonably at this point

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alright roll 4d100 vs 62, 47, 65, 75. I'm going to sleep now, work at 6am for me

I will be back at 4 pm pst tomorrow, also I will alert the discord when I appear and not be late on that

Rolled 23, 38, 59, 20 = 140 (4d100)

>>1523388
Sweet double-dubs tho

Rolled 54, 91, 54, 1 = 200 (4d100)

>>1523388

Rolled 75, 25, 58, 17 = 175 (4d100)

>>1523388

Rolled 57, 79, 22, 29 = 187 (4d100)

>>1523388