| Thread | Title | Description | Tags | Added | Score |
|---|
| August 2011 |
| 16115726 | Uplifting Primer 2: The Nid Edition | A friendly Guardsmen explains why the Tyranids aren't as scary as we think
| 40k, nids, tyranids, propaganda, truth, guardsmen, guardsman, imperium, humor, teaching, lessons, informative, IG, Imperial Guard, Imperial Guardsmen | 2011-08-30 | 5 | |
| December 2011 |
| 17073735 | Heretical Love | Maximus Decarus the last surviving member of his guardsman unit, must survive, and potentially prosper (in the coin of delicious xenos ass) in a world seemingly out to kill him off specifically. Thread 2 - Eldar | Collective Game, guardsmen, xenos, writefagging, Heretical Love | 2011-12-01 | 39 | |
| January 2012 |
| 17586782 | Space Wolves are Assholes | Story is written about Space Wolves being assholes, /tg/ takes it upon themselves to write the other perspectives | story, storytime, writing, funny, space wolves, space marines, guardsmen, whores | 2012-01-18 | 10 | |
| August 2014 |
| 33983008 | The Guardsmens last gambit | Outnumbered guardsmen undertake a daring plan to try and stop the Ork hordes. Things don't go as aplanned. | Orks, chaos, Guardsmen, space wolves, clusterfuck, fucking recruitment trap | 2014-08-08 | 3 | |
| 34095013 | All Guardsmen Party Storytime | Holy shit this campaign | Storytime, Dark Heresy, Guardsmens, Story | 2014-08-13 | 200 | |
| 34333783 | The Case of the Missing Psykers | The All-Guardsman Party Returns! A PC is lost, and duct tape is used! | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman | 2014-08-23 | 152 | |
| September 2014 |
| 34660239 | The All Guardsmen Party and The Box | The All Guardsmen Party goes off with their new interrogator to investigate a regiment's new weapons. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Story, Shoggy, The Box, Only War, Guardsmen | 2014-09-06 | 275 | |
| 34985468 | The All Guardsmen Party and Nubby's Girlfriend | The All Guardsmen Party gets a smokin hot Interrogator and goes to purge some genestealers. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Nubby, Girlfriend, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman | 2014-09-20 | 156 | |
| October 2014 |
| 35461504 | The All Guardsmen Party Purge Some Heretics | The All Guardsmen Party checks out why a wasteland world hasn't been praising the Emprah. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Crisp, Fallout, Heretic, Heretics, Purge, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman | 2014-10-12 | 144 | |
| November 2014 |
| 35923989 | The All Guardsmen Party Buys a Ship | The All Guardsmen Party goes to help purchase a used starship. Nothing could possibly go wrong. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Buy, Ship, Occurrence, Border, Nubby, Warp, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman | 2014-11-03 | 177 | |
| 36338781 | The All Guardsmen Party Teaches School | The All Guardsmen Party goes to train some fresh recruits how be proper Inquisitorial Goons. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Cutter, School, Teach, Train, Necron, Necrons, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman | 2014-11-23 | 176 | |
| January 2015 |
| 37339037 | The All Guardsmen Party and the Super Spy | The All Guardsmen Party teams up with an Interplanetary man of mystery to investigate corruption in the Imperial Guard. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Tink, Deserter, Bane, Fumbles, Necrons, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman | 2015-01-13 | 175 | |
| February 2015 |
| 38181397 | The All Guardsmen Party and the Greater Good | The All Guardsmen Party go to Tau space to track down some vile, xenos-loving traitors. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Tink, Deserter, Bane, Fumbles, Tau, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Greater, Good | 2015-02-20 | 172 | |
| April 2015 |
| 39165875 | The All Guardsmen Party and the Xenotech Heresy P1 | The All Guardsmen Party investigates a string planet-wide disappearances. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Aimy, Drone, Mechanicus, Tech-priest, Xenotech, Heretek, Eldar, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman | 2015-04-06 | 135 | |
| 39185203 | The All Guardsmen Party and the Xenotech Heresy P2 | The All Guardsmen Party investigates a string planet-wide disappearances. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Aimy, Drone, Mechanicus, Tech-priest, Xenotech, Heretek, Eldar, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman | 2015-04-07 | 141 | |
| May 2015 |
| 39758713 | Guardsman Universe | What started as a "Excuse me,..." thread derailed with INFINITE GUARDSMEN. Many lulz were had | 40k, derailment, guardsmen | 2015-05-07 | 46 | |
| June 2015 |
| 40548119 | Penal Regiment Designation: /tg/ - The Crusade Continues | >Our... adept Guardsmen prepare for an attack on a Chaos bakery
>The Vostroyan Liaison Officer wants to find the man who stole his sweetheart's picture
>The Commissar just gave up
>There's some Tallarns around here somewhere doing Emperor knows what
A demonic dough monster rises and a lone guardsman makes a brave sacrifice | Guardsman Sergeant Joe, Guardsman Lieutenant Joe, Bakers Legion, WarChef Boyzrdees, Guardswoman Kal Teest, Vostroyan Regiment Liaison Alexandr, Tallarn Roughrider Lieutenant Aaliyah, Chimera Sacrifice, Valhalla all shiny and crome, Warhammer 40000, Guardsmen quest, Penal Regiment Designation: /tg/ | 2015-06-12 | 12 | |
| 40747009 | The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Acquisition Experts | Working alongside Astartes! Meeting Orks and 'Nids again! Critfails galore!
It's episode 12. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Drone, Mechanicus, Tech-priest, Xenotech, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Sarge, Twitch, Nubby, Doc, Tink, Aimy, Interrogator Greg Sargent | 2015-06-22 | 169 | |
| August 2015 |
| 41994183 | The 'Skippy's List' for the Imperial Guard | Possibly the definitive version of the hilarious implied antics of bored soldiers in WH40k flavour. An Excellent read. | Warhammer 40K, Imperial Guard, Guard, Writefaggotry, IG, Guardsmen, Commissar, Epic | 2015-08-21 | 42 | |
| 42204030 | The All Guardsmen Party Interlude: Dewarp | A short look into how much of a bitch it is to transport a live Zoanthrope across the galaxy. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Mechanicus, Tech-priest, Zoanthrope, Dewarp, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman | 2015-08-31 | 114 | |
| October 2015 |
| 43288004 | The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Delivery Experts Part 1 | The all Guardsmen Party tries to make a simple supply run. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Zoanthrope, Tyranid, Delivery, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman | 2015-10-26 | 161 | |
| December 2015 |
| 43990923 | The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Delivery Experts Part 2 | The party slowly limps their way across the galaxy in their shitty ship, while their passenger steadily ruins everything. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Zoanthrope, Tyranid, Delivery, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman | 2015-12-05 | 109 | |
| 44027113 | The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Delivery Experts Part 2 The Sequel | The party slowly limps their way across the galaxy in their shitty ship, while their passenger steadily ruins everything. Part 2. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Zoanthrope, Tyranid, Delivery, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman | 2015-12-07 | 124 | |
| March 2016 |
| 45851515 | Hua Yuan: Mandatory Fun Edition | We fluff out the regular line infantry, the armored regiments, and many more! | Hua Yuan,Hua,Yuan,40k,Warhammer,Imperium,Imperial Guard,Guard,Guardsmen | 2016-03-11 | 1 | |
| April 2016 |
| 46575971 | The All Guardsmen Party and the [REDACTED] Conspiracy | The party deals with a conspiracy that threatens them with torture and execution. But mainly execution. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Zoanthrope, Tyranid, Delivery, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman | 2016-04-10 | 124 | |
| 46600041 | The All Guardsmen Party and the [REDACTED] Conspiracy Part 1.5 | The party deals with a conspiracy that threatens them with torture and execution. But mainly execution. Part 1.5 because it's very small. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Demonthrope, Tyranid, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman | 2016-04-11 | 100 | |
| 46864402 | The All Guardsmen Party and the [REDACTED] Conspiracy Part 2 | The party deals with a conspiracy that threatens them with torture and execution. But mainly execution. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Demonthrope, Zoanthrope, Tyranid, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman | 2016-04-24 | 106 | |
| October 2016 |
| 50033219 | The All Guardsmen Party and Inquisitor Asshat's Stupid "Stealth" Mission - Part 1 | The party prepares to get ready for their new mission, while being hated by their new boss and everyone else. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition, | 2016-10-31 | 100 | |
| December 2016 |
| 50535024 | The All Guardsmen Party and Inquisitor Asshat's Stupid "Stealth" Mission - Part 1 Redux | The party gets on the trail of "The Conspiracy" while having to deal with Sciscitat, his team, and other assorted bullshit. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition, | 2016-12-05 | 108 | |
| February 2017 |
| 1121806 | Guardsmen Quest | Guardsmen quest, OP is a lazy fag but it's worth it | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-02-05 | 3 | |
| 1124998 | Guardsman Quest #2: of Nids and Birds | OP is STILL a shit eating lazy faggot. Writes good, doesn't do anything else with his life. | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-02-05 | 1 | |
| 1126922 | Guardsman Quest: A heresy a day..... | Players find Chaos shit and immediately touch it all over, much like OP does to his Mom when his Mom passes out drunk | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-02-05 | 1 | |
| March 2017 |
| 1200269 | Guardsman quest #5 To walk in another person's shoes | OP and friends decide to be a girl, it will be a long time before they are not a girl. also op is still lazy | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-03-06 | 2 | |
| 1234721 | Guardsman Quest #6: mutants and cultists, what could go wrong? | continuing being a girl, we get several people killed. also turns out that old "friend" was a daemon. | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-03-11 | 1 | |
| 1251827 | Guardsmen quest #7: and then there was fire | well, daemon two down and also answers for why it was so easy. also finally Ordo Hereticus has arrived, they like fire. | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-03-19 | 1 | |
| April 2017 |
| 1285539 | Guardsman Quest #8: One should not tempt fate | Guardsman remains a girl, also new recruits to the party loli psyker and complete psychopath. also kinda now stranded on a eldar craftworld. | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-04-01 | 0 | |
| 1346148 | Guardsman quest #9: Only way out is in | Recruitment: two Xenos scum, also we are still kinda stuck as a girl | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-04-18 | 1 | |
| 1378898 | Guardsman Quest #10 you have 169 problems | well the hidden masters decide to play puppet master and bullshit with you, also you are the inquisitor now | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-04-30 | 1 | |
| May 2017 |
| 1414351 | Guardsman Quest #11: Back to the grimdark | welp traveling though the warp and such, also first attempt with diplomacy with a rogue trader ended baddly | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-05-11 | 1 | |
| 1445840 | Guardsman Quest #12: Orks, why did it have to be Orks | kill one cult and more appear, we are going to be busy for a while | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-05-23 | 1 | |
| June 2017 |
| 1487651 | Guardsman quest #13: a apple a day keeps Nurgle away | First we are the hunter, now we kicked a hornet's nest and zombies are attacking. | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-06-02 | 1 | |
| 1524985 | Guardsman Quest #14: Cruel fates, shattered hopes | shit happened, like really bad shit happened. | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-06-11 | 1 | |
| 1561285 | Guardsman Quest #15: Of Orks and Men | Good news and bad news. Good news is we are not probably the best chance for big E to return. Bad news we probably will die because of it. | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-06-21 | 1 | |
| July 2017 |
| 1602587 | Guardsman quest #16: old friends, new enemies | welp we found out that loli psyker can swear, also we found out that we may have a traitor in our ranks. Loli psyker is also kinda powerful. | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-07-07 | 1 | |
| 1644088 | Guardsman Quest #17: When the inquisitor comes to play | Welp seems we have reached our next target planet and got a royal welcome also we suspect betrayal from one of our inner circle. | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-07-20 | 1 | |
| 54578358 | The All Guardsmen Party and the "Stealth" Mission Part 2 | The All Guardsmen Party Returns! | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition | 2017-07-29 | 79 | |
| 54594909 | The All Guardsmen Party and the "Stealth" Mission Part 3 | The party assists in the acquisition of a spooky box. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition | 2017-07-30 | 81 | |
| August 2017 |
| 1720815 | Guardsman Quest #18: Disaster and profit (continued) | Well we fought a demon and then got dragged into a game with Tzeentch, mistakes were made. | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-08-13 | 1 | |
| 1773032 | Guardsman Quest #19: End of a small game, start of the grand game. | we beat the god in a children's card game, sure we cheated but what are rules anyways? also Markal and Thera are back. | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-08-25 | 1 | |
| September 2017 |
| 1815710 | Guardsman Quest #20: At last the pieces fall into place. | We meet Markal and Valrisa again. Have some drinks, and get punched. Also we find out that it seems we have a big target on us now. | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-09-09 | 1 | |
| 1856121 | Guardsman Quest #21: Nothing ventured, nothing gained. | welp we learned from our eldar friend that we cannot in fact brush off the farseer who wants to see us, also Valrisa enjoys her chainswords | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-09-21 | 1 | |
| October 2017 |
| 1887312 | Guardsman Quest #22: Flame for the heretics | The fight with the cultists continues, because we cannot just kill them all in one go. | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-10-02 | 1 | |
| 1924149 | Guardsman Quest #23: If you will it, so shall it be. | Well we won and things happened, and some really bad things happened. Like the base we were at before has been taken by fucking heretics. | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-10-12 | 1 | |
| November 2017 |
| 2000129 | Guardsman Quest #23: the good the bad and the heretical | breaking into a cultists and demon infested building was not a good decision, somehow we made a worse one. | Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k | 2017-11-04 | 1 | |
| February 2018 |
| 58159093 | The All Guardsmen Party and the "Stealth" Mission Part 4 | The return of the nightmare superiors. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition | 2018-02-25 | 96 | |
| 58177335 | The All Guardsmen Party and the "Stealth" Mission Part 5 | In which a lot of shit blows up. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition | 2018-02-26 | 79 | |
| March 2018 |
| 58286435 | The All Guardsmen Party and the "Stealth" Mission Part 6 | Shit goes down with Bane, and Asshat lives up to his name. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition | 2018-03-04 | 89 | |
| June 2018 |
| 60232637 | The All Guardsmen Party Interlude: Escape? | Internment in and escape from the laundry-brig | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition | 2018-06-10 | 81 | |
| July 2018 |
| 60621322 | The All Guardsmen Party Interlude: Escape? pt.2 | Oak has a drink with the boys and the final mission is planned | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition | 2018-07-02 | 81 | |
| November 2018 |
| 62972087 | The All Guardsmen Party and the Inquisitorial Penal Legion pt.1 | The Guardsmen get sentenced to a penal legion and Oak forgets that they are not, in fact, trained Inquisitorial infiltrators. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition | 2018-11-12 | 84 | |
| May 2019 |
| 66179418 | The All Guardsmen Party and the Inquisitorial Penal Legion pt.2 | The infiltration attempts begin | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition | 2019-05-12 | 71 | |
| July 2019 |
| 67512797 | The All Guardsmen Party and the Inquisitorial Penal Legion pt.3 | In which Tink and Twitch bring the dead back to life. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition | 2019-07-29 | 66 | |
| June 2022 |
| 84882054 | The All Guardsmen Party and the Inquisitorial Penal Legion pt.4 | Everything goes sideways repeatedly. Again. | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition | 2022-06-12 | 88 | |
| October 2022 |
| 86390441 | The All Guardsmen Party Interlude: Debrief | Don't worry, everything's going Just As Planned. Or it WOULD BE IF YOU HADN'T- | All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition | 2022-10-16 | 65 | |
| November 2022 |
| 86597318 | Hell on Koronus | A penal legionnaire's tale | 40k,warhammer,IG,writefaggotry,guardsmen | 2022-11-04 | 6 | |