you walk around the room each book is written in a different language ranging from High Gothic to several languages that you cant even figure out. All of the books seem to be in order though and meticulously cataloged. As you look at them more and more a headache begin the form in your head, damn these books are weird. the crystals appear to merely give off light so one can read these books though the light is sufficient to light up the entire area around you, really it looks like a giant old library.

Only thing that is really weird is the maze entrance, each time you look at it the door shifts to a new form, some times it is wooden other times metal and sometimes the door is not even there. the maze is a bit intriguing but solving it would take a lot of time. so you....

>[1] Stay and try to read the books, ya know knowledge is power. right?
>[2] Enter the maze, you knew how to get through a hive city without looking at the signs or at a map a maze like this should be a piece of cake.
>[3] you don't have enough time to solve a maze and you really want to know what is at the end, blow though the thing imperial guardsman style.
>[4] write-in

>>1126947
>[1] Stay and try to read the books, ya know knowledge is power. right?
Books

>>1126947
>1
Lets just sit here and read
Maybe a cool guy will show up

alright 1 got it, writing

>>1127000
Bro, you could have continued from the other thread...

you look around and spot some interesting books to read. you begin pulling books off the shelves and setting up a pile of them to read. after getting about fifty books you open the first of them which reads, A guide to the warp, abbreviated. you raise an eyebrow at this as the book looks over three hundred pages long, also what the hell is the warp? you begin reading and most of what you read is gibberish to you "what the fuck are these things" you wonder aloud as you flip to the chapter that reads "demons and where to find them" the more you read into this the more confused you get.

reading more and more you begin wondering if this is really a dream, usually dreams are not interactive. you mentally shrug to yourself as you set down the first book your headache only getting worse with reading. so you.....

>[1] continue read the books, eventually the headache should go away
>[2] enough books time to go to the maze
>[3] imagine up a rocket launcher and begin blowing shit up you are bored
>[4] write-in

could have but did not because im an idiot......

>>1127016
>[1] continue read the books, eventually the headache should go away
After this then we go to the maze.

>>1127016
>[1] continue read the books, eventually the headache should go away
If not than
>[2] enough books time to go to the maze

ok so 1 it is, writing

you open another book to read this one with the title, "Obscure Xenos species by Fabius Bile" and begin reading. "Holy Emperor on a Baneblade what the hell are these things!?" you think to yourself as you read about men made of half formed maggots, creatures that replace large parts of their body with tech for no determinable reason. Each page makes you more and more sick to your stomach. you put this book down and hold your head the headache reaching a new height in pain.

"by the emperor's rotting face why does my head hurt so much damn it!" you yell in frustration as you say this the headache subsides a little. Enough books they only seem to make this worse off for you, not only that this is a dream right? so these books should contain nothing useful just imaginary shit.

You look back at the maze and the crystals.

>[1] Try to solve the maze, since this is your dream it should be easy (per)
>[2] you mind your rules bring out the rocket launcher and get to the end of this maze (wp, bs)
>[3] investigate the crystals maybe they have something interesting to them (int)
>[4] write in

>>1127106
>[3] investigate the crystals maybe they have something interesting to them (int)

>>1127106
>[1] Try to solve the maze, since this is your dream it should be easy (per)

alright 1 for 1 2 for 3

Rolled 1 (1d2)

alright roll 1d100 vs 20

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>1127192
EZPZ

well you passed so you dont get completely lost in that maze, writing

you enter the maze and boy is it a bit insane, the walls are covered in strange runes and every few seconds the pathways change. it takes all of your concentration and visual skills just to make it to the end of the first pathway. It was either by luck or by some other force guiding you that you managed to make it through the maze at all. as you arrive at the end of the maze and huge door is present and by the emperor is it amazing to look at. covered in blue and gold it bears a symbol that you spied on the front door to the maze a few times as it changed.

you can barely hear two voices though the door. one of an indeterminable gender but another most definitely female. The not female one sounded rather angry though you cannot make out exactly what it is saying.

you approach the door and....

>[1] open the damned thing, you are a guardsman you have steel balls and nothing is gunna stop ya (str)
>[2] listen in though the door best not to make what is inside angry at you, plus information leaks when you think you are alone (per)
>[3] write-in

>>1127237
>[2] listen in though the door best not to make what is inside angry at you, plus information leaks when you think you are alone (per)

>>1127237
>[2] listen in though the door best not to make what is inside angry at you, plus information leaks when you think you are alone (per)

ok after this im going to pause the quest, something in real life came up but I'll be back around 8 to continue where we left off. also 2 got it so 1d100 vs 55

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>1127260
2 EZ

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>1127268
Kek
>>1127260
Rolling anyways

well each person gets 1 free roll per roll so its a waste not to roll, writing

You stick your ear to the door and attempt to listen in on who is inside, surprisingly the voices come though quite clearly infact you recognize one of them, Thera.
Thera's voice rings out fearfully "My lord I had to run the Tyranids were about to overrun our position." "No excuses mortal you were given a mission to abduct the anomaly and bring him to me, you had him alone and instead of completing your mission you ran, you are lucky I don't destroy you here and now." "But my lord" "NO BUTS! you have a job to do and I will make sure you do it unless you want me to find someone more competent to replace you." "No, please my lord don't I'm still useful to you they don't suspect that your agent walks among them please one more chance." "very well mortal I give you one more chance to.... did you hear that?" the thing's voice rings out as you are suddenly pulled out of this dreamscape...... "-older wake up, SOLDIER WAKE UP NOW OR I WILL SHOOT YOU!" Kali's voice roars into your ears waking you up immediately. you bolt up almost headbutting her "well have a nice dream boy" kali remarks "come on and get up we have some interesting guests who want to speak with you." she leaves the room leaving you alone with your thoughts. you realize they threw you on your bed fully dressed.

>[1] clean yourself up a bit may as well look presentable
>[2] leave immediately best not to leave people like interesting guests waiting, especially if they may be inquisition.
>[3] check to see if you still have all your things, there are blood ravens about
>[4] write-in

so ya ill be back around 8 and continue from here on this thread.

>>1127329
>[2] leave immediately best not to leave people like interesting guests waiting, especially if they may be inquisition.

>>1127329
>[2] leave immediately best not to leave people like interesting guests waiting, especially if they may be inquisition.

>>1127329
>2

>>1127329
>>[2] leave immediately best not to leave people like interesting guests waiting, especially if they may be inquisition.
>>[3] check to see if you still have all your things, there are blood ravens about

alright sorry about putting this on pause for several hours but 2 has won it so writing

You immediately rush from your bed to the door, as you do the last two people from your squad walk past you their heads low one of them murmering "It could have been me, it could have been me, it could have been me." you really don't want to know why he is muttering that but you feel as though you are about to find out. as you rush across the camp toward trying to find Kali you see several sisters of battle praying to a small hastily built shrine with several blood raven battle brothers standing around them, you swear under your breath as you notice they had several guns you spied in the armory on them now with the blood raven emblem carved into them.

you stop as you spot Kali standing with some rather well armored inquisitors with two oddly colored spacemarines behind them, as you rush up you hear them ".....ure you found him commissar Kali our time is precious and our Ordo does not enjoy diversions." "yes your excellency from your request I believe Simun matches the description you are looking for." "very well, he approaches. Hail guardsman are you Simun?"

You stop and reply

>[1] "Yes I'm Simun, what is it you want from me"
>[2] "First who are you"
>[3] Do not say a word only nod
>[4] write in

>>1129650
>[3] Do not say a word only nod

>>1129650
>3

alright 3 got it, writing

You look at the inquisitor and nod slowly, you did not want to say anything encase they took offense to it. "relax soldier we are not here to kill you, unless your a heretic or.... well on to the real questions, how is your aim" before you respond Kali speaks up "he is a excellent sniper, I counted over thirty nid kills in the last battle alone" "we did not ask for your opinion commissar we asked the man himself now again how is your aim soldier" the inquisitor responds flatly "My aim is steady if that is what you are asking your excellency" you respond looking the inquisitor straight in the eye

several seconds go by before the inquisitor to your surprise cracks a big grin "Boy does this man have fire in him" he laughs a bit while the other inquisitors nod in agreement "Commissar you should have put 'has steel balls' in your report about him, Soldier the Ordo Malleus wishes to recruit you into our ranks. We need people like you who don't back down or run when faced with impossible odds" He steps forward and offers his hand "Do you accept?"

You are taken back a moment, Ordo Malleus you never heard of a group like that but they seemed well respected and quite powerful, this also may be a way out of this hellhole of a Penal legion so you.....

>[1] accept and join the inquisition
>[2] do not accept and stick with the legion
>[3] investigate further on this ordo
>[4] write in

>>1129839
>[3] investigate further on this ordo
also im going to sleep. Night.

>>1129839
>3
Also gonna have to leave

welp unless people join in the next 2 hours ima just gunna pause this till tomorrow

>>1127329
>[2] leave immediately best not to leave people like interesting guests waiting, especially if they may be inquisition.
>[3] check to see if you still have all your things, there are blood ravens about

>>1129839
>[3] investigate further on this ordo
We want to accept, but we gonna be cautious about it...

>>1129913
Sorry, was catching up while watching some hobo tv.

>>1129913
I guess I don't count as people ;.;

im sorry but i passed out and just woke up, if you want to join in i will re resuming tomorrow at 8

>>1126922
Is this stuff archived?

>>1132353
Nnnnnope. Still should be in the catalog though

>>1132360
Well. I'm going to do that then.

>>1126922
ARCHIVING DONE.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Guardsmen%20Quest

I shit-talk OP. Like. A lot.

>>1132549
Fucking kek.

Alright so im back and 2 has won it (long day dont blam me), writing.

also archiveanon shit talk all you want

>>1135059
I got shit to do tomorrow, so ill vote once but thats it my dude. Sleep is serious bidnes

wait 3 won it im dumb as shit, writing continuing

you blink, "Sir I'm not sure what your Ordo does exactly so what exactly are you asking me to sign up for?" you ask confused at the sudden proposition. the Inquisitor sighs and combs back his grey hair then shakes his head "We are the inquisitors who investigate the inquisition, we are the men and women who insure that the emperor's inquisition does exactly what it is supposed to do." he pauses for a moment "If you join us I can tell you more but for now that is all I will say."

Inquisitors who investigate the inquisition kinda redundant if you think about it though not exactly a bad idea you think to yourself. Really if this old man is anything to judge by these people are not that bad, definitely not Ordo Hereticus level bad but something tells you they are not giving the whole story.

You ponder your options stay if you join the inquisition you will most likely be jumping into something you don't know, hell it could lead to certain death but it could lead to you gaining status and maybe even becoming an inquisitor yourself. The alternative of staying in the legion means you will be constantly thrown into hopeless battles to just cover the opponents with your dead bodies until they die from the weight but at least you know you will die that way.

>[1] Join the Ordo, better to take a risk than to accept certain death after all
>[2] Stay with the legion, at least you know you will die on the battle field
>[3] Write-in

>>1135127
>[1] Join the Ordo, better to take a risk than to accept certain death after all
Nigga this is some straight up emperor's assassin shit. We going to be the unsung hero wiping out corrupt priests

I will wait until we have at least 3 votes

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>>1135127
>[1]
>Get to kill insane inquisitors
Pretty good senpai

You weigh your options, be a meat shield for assholes who don't care who you are or if you die or not, or you get to go and punch some of them in the face for being assholes. Tough choice but really it was not you extend your hand and take the old inquisitor's "I accept your proposal Inquisitor..." "Markal, and don't call me inquisitor all the time I find it much more effective if my soldiers have more familiarity with me." "yes sir" the old man sighs "right Guardsman gather your gear and meet me at the port tomorrow morning at six sharp, do not be late."

With this Inquisitor Markal tuns and leaves, Kali walks up to you "well congratulations are in order soldier." she waves you to follow her and as you do you notice more and more soldiers seemed to be recovering from the first fight with nids, several were sharpening knives others cleaning guns and a few others seem to have actually collected pieces off the nids and now wore them as trophies. "so what kind of congratulations are we talking about Commissar?" you ask tentatively remembering this woman has almost blamed your ass twice "well I was thinking of getting us some drinks, its not every day a guardsman gets out of this shithole anyways." she responds bluntly

You think to yourself, only criminals are in this legion even the commissars wear the explosive collars, the only reason you dont have one is because your crime was so minor compared to others that they decided you did not need one. Really was Kali here because of something she did? do you dare ask her?

>[1] Ask, really there is no harm asking at this point and though Kali may not like it its not enough to get shot over (Fel)
>[2] don't ask better safe than sorry really you don't wanna risk the blamming
>[3] Write-in

>>1135489
>[1]
No risk, no reward

>>1135489
1

>>1135127
>[1] Join the Ordo, better to take a risk than to accept certain death after all

We are in a penal battalion ffs we are gonna join either way. Difference was if it was enthusiastically or reluctantly.

I see u meant 8pm and not 8 am

>>1135489
>[1] Ask, really there is no harm asking at this point and though Kali may not like it its not enough to get shot over (Fel)
She might blam our brains out, or our lower brain

>>1135489
>1
this might be the last time we see her and I would rather have a short life with no regrets.

1 won roll baby roll 1d100 vs 45

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>1136177
rolling

>>1136188
saved

welp critical success you gain an additional option for next choosing round and some other info, writing

you stop for a second and kali stops as well "What is it?" she asks curiously, you spend a few moments formulating a question in a way that wont get you blamed. "Commissar how did you get assigned to this legion? Considering the fact you are actually good at..." "OK ya don't need you justifying the question soldier" Kali snaps "I'll tell you what first we get ourselves nice and drunk and then I tell ya" with that Kali walks into her tent with you and grabs several unlabeled bottles

several hours later you are seeing double and Kali is laying her head on the table "rrright sssoldier ya shee here, I-I used tou be a gourdsmam lik youu and I hadsh shis ashhole of a commisshar who wanshed to shoot me now I wash not down wish thish. Sho i shot him when he treid it. I became a commishar and now I'm here -hic-." you nod dizzy from the alcohol pumping though your body also you kinda had stop caring.

At this point you really, REALLY think you should do something but you really dont know what.

>[1] apply headpats to commissar, donno why just kinda wanna do it once
>[2] tell your own story of how you got in the guard, may as well
>[3] that floor looks mighty soft at this point maybe you should sleep there
>[4] bring some of this shit to the other guardsmen, hell they lived though the first fight they deserve it
>[5] write-in

>>1136249
[1]

>>1136249
>[2] tell your own story of how you got in the guard, may as well

>>1136262
>>1136285
[1] and [2]
?

>>1136289
If we can can tell the story while head patting then sure.

roll 1 we only do 1 we roll 2 both 1 and 2

Rolled 2 (1d2)

alright writing

you reach over and begin giving Kali headpats, he does not react much to this but hay as long as she does not blam you in the face you are good. "Now let me tell sho a shtory I wash onshe jusht a shimple shitizen, shen I for-hic-got to shalute shen the offishal deshided to throw me in shish shithole.

you realize that Kali is asleep and on top of that is now drooling all over the table. you stop giving kali headpats and look over your options.

really you should get to bed at this point, room is spinning and you are reaching a passout point. Or you could try to down the rest of the booze and then knock out.

>[1] sleep now, just let yourself pass out and be on time
>[2] Fuck it drink, this is your last night here and if you are not beyond piss drunk its not a good night
>[3] write-in

>>1136335
>[3] write-in
Drag her back to her bed, and fall asleep on top of her fully clothed.

>I swear nothing happened! [except headpats.]

>>1136343
second this

>>1136343
this has my vote

>>1136343
Daah, messed up the spoiler.

>>1136335
>he does not react much
>he
by the emperor we made a terrible mistake

>>1136431
More like the Emperor guided us to a path of Glory.

sorry internet cut until now well write in won it so writing

You think to yourself wait the floor looks comfy but the bed looks alot better, hell why the fuck not use it and drag Kali to it as well. and so you grab Kali by the arms and drag her to her bed and throw her on top of it. you do not undress her nor do you undress at this point you are too drunk to care.

You begin to feel unsteady as your sight goes darker and you fall on top of her. before sleep claims you your last thought is "wait this may be a bad idea." you then pass out. You open your eyes and see again the library from last night but it was different bigger, darker, and the maze door was not there instead an empty throne.

You scan the room noting the books that you read were back where you left them, seems either this dream is a continuation of last time or it may not exactly be a dream. Hell the headache is back too, what the hell is going on here.

>[1] begin reading more books, maybe you can figure out what this place is if you read enough
>[2] wait this shit out, it ends when you wake up so waiting is an option
>[3] sit in the throne, it looks comfy plus you have always wanted to sit on one
>[4] Call out to see if someone else is in here with you as well
>[5] Write-in

>>1137063
>1
>3
Read books as we sit on the throne

>>1137063
>[5] begin deliberately mixing up the books in the shelves so no-one will ever find the book they are looking for ever again for the lulz

>>1137089
I seccond this, also whatever we do we better don't sit on that cursed throne.

alright write-in won, writing

You look around and realize who ever the fuck keeps bringing you here better be prepared to never find shit for the next several years. with this you begin fucking with the books on the shelves some you rip out and throw across the floor others you put on different shelves. You deliberately make sure that no one would be able to find what they were looking for.

Fuck the person who keeps dragging you here, actually where the fuck are you anyways. its not like you are important or anything. actually you notice there was a person sitting in the throne now, and it was looking mighty angry at what you did to its library.

You turn toward it and.....

>[1] "Okay who the fuck are you and why do you keep dragging me to this place."
>[2] "Hello, who are you and is this your library?"
>[3] Ignore the thing, if you don't pay it mind it probably can't do shit.
>[4] write-in

>>1137165
>[3] Ignore the thing, if you don't pay it mind it probably can't do shit.

>>1137173
This

>>1137165
>its probably the emprah
>we pissed him off
oh shit.

>>1137165
>>[2] "Hello, who are you and is this your library?"
would be good to know.

you ignore the fucker giving you death glares and continue with your work. If he wants to stop you he can come over here and do so. as you reach for the last book unmoved you hear a voice right behind you twisted and for some reason jolly.

"enjoying yourself mortal?"

you continue to try and ignore him as you move the last book from the shelf.

"Okay just so you know this library has a policy I should inform you of, you dont fuck with the books though I kinda enjoy watching mortals make fools of themselves." as the being behind you says this all the books float up and replace themselves in the shelves in the right order.

this is both alarming as surprising, you spent time messing this up and this guy just undid that in moments.

>[1] turn around and face the being you have already kicked the hornet's nest may as well face it like a man
>[2] Begin again this fucker aint stopping your ass from doing what you want
>[3] apologize and explain that you just wanted to see what happened
>[4] write-in

>>1137303
>[4]Did your plan take into consideration THIS?!
Followed by throwing books at tze- erm i mean mystery being behind us.

>>1137303
>[5] stab the evil chaos beasty with whatever pointy shits available

you calm yourself, if it is behind you it should be easy to hit and on top of that it wont be expecting a sudden bookquisition to the face. you carefully grab a book you note the title is "how to skin a Carnifex" and suddenly you spin around and throw it at the being.

only to have the book stop centimeters away from the thing's face. you now notice that the thing looked like a clown extremely pale face, goofy smile, incredibly mismatched clothing and boy was he tall

"well good one but not enough though really introductions must be under way" it says looking directly at you "since you attacked first you may as well give me your name, mortal."

>[1] my name is Simun, what is yours?
>[2] I don't need to give you my name yet, lets hear yours
>[3] stare and remian silent
>[4] attempt more books (ag)
>[5] Write-in

>>1137377
>[1] my name is Simun, what is yours?
>also I thought this was a dream but now I have reason to belive it isnt. Care to explain just a tad?

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>>1137377
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT THE LAUGHING GOD AND THIS IS THE BLACK LIBRARY!

>>1137377
>1
Oh fuck its the laughing god
If we play this cool enough we can become bros

1 won it so writing, also on the confusion front everything will be explained in due time aka the laughing god is having some fun at your expense

>>1137377

>[1] my name is Simun, what is yours?

You are slightly taken aback at how your book threw was just stopped but then again shit has been weird lately. Also your jaw hangs open as the clown in front of you politely puts the book back without touching it.

"My name is Simun, what is yours?" you respond before internally swearing to yourself for actually answering this thing's question.

"Simun hmmmmm.... interesting well you may call me the First Fool or the Great Fool either are fine anyways I brought you here to tell you something."

"well spill the beans then" you snap at him annoyed he did not actually give you his name.

"Well if you are going to be that way about it fine. Lets just say there are things outside of this material universe who have taken interest in you and want you. I brought you here since none of those people know how to get here and we can talk alone. Because I dont want you to have a mental breakdown I'll leave it here until later but remember I will be back to explain the rest. Also here a library card" the clown rams his hand into your chest and you suddenly feel burning there.

>[1] jump the fuck back this clown is raising all the danger flags and you gotta get the fuck out (ag)
>[2] endure it, fucker thinks he can scare you YOU JUST STARED DOWN NIDS THIS GUY HAS NOTHING ON YOU (tgh)
>[3] Write-in

>>1137658
>[3] Write-in
Shove some burning faith and light of the emperor back at this guy.

>>1137658
>[2] endure it, fucker thinks he can scare you YOU JUST STARED DOWN NIDS THIS GUY HAS NOTHING ON YOU (tgh)

>>1137673
>>1137694
Isnt this bassicaly the same thing?

>>1137658
>2

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>1137701
One you just glare at the fucker, the other you try and burn him a bit with your faith, and the emperors light.

Worth a try, I'll even roll. Dunno if we want high or low.

>>1137717
aannnnd its mediocre.

i never gave the dc its 1d100vs 50

also lower is better aka just failed if we take your roll

>>1137813

Wait is that the choice that was locked in?

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>1137809

>>1137874
Idk, are we rolling for real now or what? Waiting for next post?

sorry distracted writing

You stand your ground and attempt to not yell out in pain but its getting hotter and oh my FUCKING EMPEROR IT HURTS WHAT THE FUCK ON A TITAN! "AAAAAHHHHH!" you roar out as the burning reached a point you could not handle (-3 wounds)

"well that went better than expected, all honesty i imagined you pissing yourself from the pain but hay this was far more amusing" The clown says with dark mirth "now then when I want to talk to you that mark will, well feel strange lets leave it at that. also time for you to wake up, the commissar you are laying on top of is not too ha.."

You bolt awake just in time for Kali's fist to ram right into your face "SIMUN WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO ME LAST NIGHT!" kali's face was red and boy did she look like she wanted to blam you ass.

>[1] NOTHING HAPPENED. DON'T KILL ME!
>[2] WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU I PUT YOU IN YOUR BED AFTER YOU PASS OUT DRUNK AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME!
>[3] ok Kali calm down i did nothing to you, no need to get angry
>[4] write in

>>1138039
>[4] write in
Groggily say uhh, idk, we got shitfaced, and u passed out from headpats, so i tried dragging everyone back to bed then fell asleep.

>>1138039
>[1] NOTHING HAPPENED. DON'T KILL ME!

>>1138039
>1

>>1138039
>>[1] NOTHING HAPPENED. DON'T KILL ME!

>>1138039
>4
>WHAT DID I DO TO YOU? WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?
Oh how the tables have turned

you turn your bloody nose toward the commissar and yell "NOTHING HAPPENED. DON'T KILL ME!" Kali on the other hand was struggling to get out from under you

"WERE IS MY BOLTER I'M GOING TO KILL THIS MAN!" she roars looking around the room

eventually after several minutes and quite a few shouting matches you managed to calm her to the point of not killing you.

"ok ok so we got drunk you headpatted me, put me on the bed and then passed out, that is it?"

"ya nothing else happened"

she mutters something under her breath and looks at you "wait its almost six don't you need to be somewhere?"

oh shit the inquisitor you need to go so

>[1] rush out the door and get to the meeting point NOW (ag)
>[2] he will understand some lateness just tell him it was because of some unforeseen problems (fel)
>[3] write-in

>>1138303
>[1] rush out the door and get to the meeting point NOW (ag)

>>1138303
>2

>>1138303
White death ever being afraid of da soviets.

>[1] rush out the door and get to the meeting point NOW (ag)

>>1138303
>[1] rush out the door and get to the meeting point NOW (ag)

ok dc 1d100 vs 40 you dont have a lot of time so little bit more difficult.

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>1138409

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>1138409

you guys get 3 rolls before you need to burn fame for a reroll

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>1138409

welp you are late, writing

As you rush though the camp you take several wrong turns as well as tripping over several people's feet landing several impressive faceplants, ouch. as you arrive you notice that the old inquisitor was not even there yet though the other ones were there sitting around.

"where is Inquisitor Markal?" you ask and one of the people looks up a young girl only looking around the age of twenty two.

"The old man, always late to these things. It has become kinda his thing though if I were you avoid Inquisitor Valirsa she already has a bone to pick with you."

"Inquisitor who and why?" you ask, you are sure you never had done anything to piss off people in the inquisition yet

"Inquisitor Valirsa, mean bitch as bitches go. She hates anything new joining the crew as well as just does not like guys in general, she thinks that Markal letting you join is him intentionally trying to piss her off." the young girl offers you a seat "Mirasi sister of battle, nice to meet you."

>[1] nice to meet you as well
>[2] So how do I avoid the cranky bitch of an inquisitor
>[3] take the seat and say nothing
>[4] remain standing
>[5] write-in

>>1138571
>[1] nice to meet you as well

>>1138571
>[1] nice to meet you as well

>>1138571

>[1] nice to meet you as well

>>1138499
LoL, I thought you meant my post for a bit.

>>1138571
>1

1 won it so, writing

You accept the seat next to her, "name is Simun Guardsman, Nice to meet you." she nods and shifts you note that her hair was natural colored and she was lacking any markings that would tell you which order she belonged to "so how long have you been a guardsman?" she asks rather quietly

"Truth be told only one day, Guess surviving your first battle makes you impressive somehow"

the sister blinks and turns her head toward you "well from the report we got about you after that battle I was convinced you had to be several people, usually guardsmen die before they even get a single kill and you already have several to your name."

you nod to her "well I guess I'm either really lucky or the emperor wants me to live for some reason."

A few moment later you begin to hear a shrill and rather annoyed voice yelling and coming your way. the sister sighs and says "ok people put on your best smiles and prepare yourself for high pitch noises she is about to arrive."

>[1] who?
>[2] prepare yourself for who ever is about to arrive
>[3] pull helmet over eyes, try to look as inconspicuous as possible
>[4] write-in

>>1138836
>[3] pull helmet over eyes, try to look as inconspicuous as possible
We a short manlet anyways right?

>>1138836
>[3] pull helmet over eyes, try to look as inconspicuous as possible

ok since the time limit is up 3 has won it, writing

as you hear the voice get closer you pull your helmet down, you also slouch and pull your sniper to your left shoulder. "good idea if she is after you" Mirasi whispers to you "she really, really is a pain in the ass, if she was not an inquisitor I probably would have shot her just so the imperium would have one less asshole."

out of the camp you see Markal and a tall woman who you take as Inquisitor Valirsa, Valirsa continues to yell at Markal with more and more fury becoming present in her voice as Markal makes every effort to ignore her and then spots you "Simun good to see you my boy, glad you made it." great you took effort on this and the old man blows your cover.

"nice to see you to Inquisitor.." you are cut off as Valirsa shrieks at Markal "THIS IS WHO YOU BROUGHT US TO THIS EMPEROR FORSAKEN PLANET FOR!?" she glares at you with a fury that if looks could kill you would be dead several times over "you there state your name."

"Simun"

"oh so the brute can actually talk, congrats you have more intelligence than an ogryn, just barely though."

>[1] insult the bitch, she asked for it
>[2] remain silent, she wants a response and you will not give it
>[3] put a shot near her, say your gun misfired
>[4] write-in

>>1139172
>[2] remain silent, she wants a response and you will not give it

we pausing for now, I need to sleep.

we will be back around 7pm pst

>>1139172
1

>>1139172
>[2] remain silent, she wants a response and you will not give it
We can talk behind her back and snicker with the others.

>>1139172
>[4] that makes one of us.

>>1139343
this one

>>1139172
>other
Inquisitor Valirsa, your shorter than I expected.

>>1139623
second this

>>1139623
I'll third it

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>>1139623
>>1139841
>>1139951

>>1139172
Soup you forgot to post a picture of Valirsa

Soup, dropping in to say that I love your work.

>>1139172

>[3] put a shot near her, say your gun misfired

alright after a slight mishap we begin again and >>1139623 has gotten it, writing

You square your shoulder and replay to the rather rude inquisitor "Inquisitor Valirsa, you're shorter than I expected." a slight giggle escapes Mirasi as you say this while the other people around you just stand stunned that you had not just the standard guardsman balls'O steel but Adamantium tipped power balls.

Valirsa on the other hand was less than amused "YOU FUCKING DARE INSULT A SUPERIOR OFFICER, I SHOULD KILL YOU ON THE SPOT!" she shriek, ok Mirasi was right you should have prepared for loud sounds but too late now you said what you said and you are not backing down

"You can try, but I assure you it wont succeed" you state keeping a calm front though on the inside you are in fucking turmoil, that little insult may cost you your life.

"Valirsa if you threaten one of the people I personally had join this crew of ours I will liberate your head from your body." The old inquisitor states calm but you can see in his face he was beyond pissed now.

>[1] Let this unfold, it will be like watching an explosion from afar
>[2] continue insults, if you came this far you may as well keep going
>[3] apologize for speaking out of turn, no need for people to die over this
>[4] write-in

>>1141589
>[4] write-in
Get a feel for the older inquisitor, we don't want to go from 0 to 100, just 0 to 60. We could come to a mutual understanding directly saying so, but we can orchestrate her end in more subtle ways. Or we can make the old man make true on his threat, but that may make him dislike us, but solves the problem of Valirsa for good.

Honestly I'm split between 1 and 2, 3 means we would have to tolerate that cunt, and I bet shes petty enough to throw away lives to muss up ours or end it. So what say you other anons?

>>1141669
>>1141589
Modifying my vote to [1] ish.

Threads in auto sage mod... anyone here?

>>1141589
1

alright 1 won so now i can write (I will wait until I have at least 2 votes people)

>>1142322
What if I act schizophrenic and vote twice for 2 different options?

You sling your sniper over your shoulder and cross your arms, time to watch the bitch squirm and under that old man's current gaze even you would feel uncomfortable.

The Markal looked on the verge of blamming Valirsa here and now, only held in check by his own force of will "remember Valirsa I am the one who makes the decisions here, not you, and if you ever try to kill one of the people i recruit without my explicit permission I. Will. Kill. You."

Valirsa becomes extremely pale "y-yes sir, s-sorry sir." she immediatly turns and walks toward the loading bay for the ship.

Markal sighs a weary sigh "she is good at her job but emperor be damned her personality it the worst one yet alright people we are heading out, time for us to do our job. For the Emperor."

>[1] inquire what he means by "time to do our job"
>[2] follow the old man, now is not the time for questions
>[3] ask Mirasi more about herself
>[4] write-in

(also annon you get one vote if you place another after your first vote the first is not counted and the second is)

though if say a few people vote both 1 and 2 then I will make a mix of both options, unless its like option 1 kill the man and option 2 is spare the man

>>1142359
2 and 3

>>1142380
>[2] follow the old man, now is not the time for questions
He will probably say some "wise words" to us.
We can chat up Mirasi when we get seated in.

next post is gunna be my last for tonight and I wont be back until 9 am pst thursday, writing

Markal turns and begins walking toward the loading bay and you begin to follow immediately, there is silence between you and the old man until he asks "so how did you like seeing me when I get pissed?"

"sir what do you mean"

"I mean did you enjoy me getting angry for your sake"

"no sir" you respond

"don't worry I'm not angry it's just learn when it is appropriate to make those insults, I wont be there all the time to stop the bolts from flying."

you nod, really provoking Valirsa was probably a really bad idea thinking back, it may have gotten you some reputation with the crew but now she probably has it out for you. you enter the ship and the old man hands you a piece of paper "just follow the directions and you should be able to find your quarters." with that he turns down a corridor and disappears

>[1] go to your quarters, best get yourself situated with where you are going to be living
>[2] try to find Mirasi, you still have questions that need answering
>[3] find Valirsa and apologize for your actions
>[4] write-in

>>1142474
>[2] try to find Mirasi, you still have questions that need answering
We can apologise later, when we have a friendly witness so she can't just blam us.

>>1142452
mornings are bad for me, I sleep in.

but I'll try and wake up early 4u big guy!

>>1142474
2 and 3

>>1142524
Supporting

>>1142452
>>1142500
Oh wait, you said Thursday.... tomorrow.

>>1142524
this

10am, did I miss anything? Nope.

sorry something came up, i will be back at 6 pm.

You decide to instead of going to your room to find Mirasi you still have a ton of questions that need answering the the old man seems to not be interested in answering them.

Several twists and turns later you find her talking to someone though a vox "...es I know that it is wierd that Inquisitor Markal is bringing so many into this so quickly but I must inform you that he has the imperium's best interests at heart....... alright I thank you for your time, Emperor protects." she turns and looks at you "oh you're here, wait when did you get here?"

"Few seconds ago," you respond "who were you talking to?"

"oh just some other inquisitors Markal has been overstepping certain lines recently but nothing to worry about, so why did you come a find me?"

>[1] "well I had some questions for you." (1/2 write in, you may write in your own questions for this one)
>[2] "just wanted to chat before I went off to make sure Valirsa does not blam me in my sleep"
>[3] "I was wondering if you could show me around."
>[4] write-in

>>1147020
>[3] "I was wondering if you could show me around."

>>1147020
>[3] "I was wondering if you could show me around."

>>1147020
>[3] "I was wondering if you could show me around."

2 won so writing

You look around to make sure no one was around aside from you and her "been wondering if you could show me around, big place like this I could see myself getting lost."

She smiles "doubt it, the report we got about you states that you were born on a hive city, this place probably is a joke compared to that place."

"still better safe than sorry."

"Fine, fine ok lets go." you and Mirasi begin walking though the halls as she points to each room giving a short explanation of what was behind each one "..... and that one is where the shrine is for my sisters and..... that is Valirsa's room." as she points to the door a big sign on it states "-stay out-"

"charming isn't she." you mutter under your breath.

"ya obey that sign, last person who came in unannounced lost a limb"

"A limb?" you ask confused

"her favorite weapon is chainswords, she is ridiculously good at using them."

>[1] knock, you got a witness so she does not kill you when you apologize
>[2] keep moving the sigh says stay out and you rather like your limbs
>[3] Bust in, no one says no to Simun
>[4] write-in

>>1147857
3

>>1147857

>[1] knock, you got a witness so she does not kill you when you apologize

>>1147857
>[4] write-in
Keep going with the tour, maybe ask the sister what her favourite weapon is?

rollin to see which one goes 1=1 2=3 3=4

Rolled 1 (1d3)

Lets hope shes not in, dunno why we are acting like a lil shit after being on such thin ice.

you look at Mirasi "ok if she cuts off a limb get a medic and a techpriest."

Mirasi blinks twice then laughs a bit "Oh I'm sure you can managed to keep this from getting out of hand."

you blink wondering if she was making a pun or being serious and having a oddly strange choice of words. never mind into the fires we go. you knock on the door and you hear Valirsa's voice ring out, though not as loudly as before and not as angry by a mile "who is it."

"its me Simun." you respond and for a minute there is no response

"Here for a victory lap before you go to bed." she responds though you can hear her putting things away

"I wanted to apologize to you personally for what I said. really I did not want that to be your first impression of me." as you hear this you hear a crash in the room and swearing so you.

>[1] bust the door open she may need help
>[2] look at Mirasi and motion for her to get help
>[3] do nothing and listen to how this plays out
>[4] write-in

>>1148081
>[3] do nothing and listen to how this plays out

Ok I seemed t have misunderstood your roll formula.
roll1 for option one, roll 2 for option three, roll 3 for write in option four?

ya because we got 3 votes and all for different things so RNGesus took the wheel, still fun for writing this way so no complaints from me

>>1148099
I thought it was going to be done in order of votes

>>1148081
>[3] do nothing and listen to how this plays out

sorry about the late post, my internet went out. writing but this is the last one for the night

you remain still at the door, and you do remember the sister's warning of not to enter unless announced. several minutes pass and you hear Valirsa call out with a rather annoyed voice "Someone get in here and help me. NOW!"

"well lets help her" the sister states looking at you before opening the door. the inside of the room looks normal to you, two chainswords on a rack, several posters of the Emperor, a desk.... ok now there is something to laugh at right on the bed there is a small handmade plushy of the Emperor.

"Pfft.." you only managed to stifle to laugh to that as you notice Mirasi struggling to pull a book shelf off of Valirsa

"little help?" both Mirasi and Valirsa say in unison.

>[1] help em out, you're a nice guy so its best to show it
>[2] bring the plushy over to them, have some fun
>[3] unleash the headpats upon this inquisitor
>[4] do nothing and stand there
>[5] write-in

>>1148318
>[1] help em out, you're a nice guy so its best to show it

>>1148318
1

>>1148318
>1
I so want to pull the plush move but we're here to make amends

>>1148397
I did that once IRl, turns out the plushie was for the guys wife's cancer gift, and I pissed em off alot that I was playing with it, and using it to bother him.

>>1148318
>1

You walk over and help the sister get the bookshelf off of the currently pinned inquisitor "For fuck's sake how heavy is this damned thing" you grunt lifting the bookshelf up.

"don't care, it's just fucking heavy" Mirasi responds as Valirsa slips out from under the damned thing.

"Don't ever mention what happened here to anyone" Valirsa states looking at you and Mirasi "really I have already been made a laughingstock too many times already. Anyways I'll call this even though you insulted me you did help me."

Mirasi looks at both of you "really? usually you don't forgive and forget that easy."

"I usually don't get caught beneath a bookshelf."

"fair point." Mirasi concedes

"so we are at least not hating each other?" you ask tentatively

"oh I still hate you, I just wont go out of my way to get you killed, that is all. Now out." the inquisitor says calmly and firmly shoving you and Mirasi out of the room before slamming the door closed.

"Progress?" Mirasi asks looking at you

>[1] "Progress."
>[2] "ok so new rule of thumb we never go back here agreed?"
>[3] "back to the tour?"
>[4] write-in

>>1149795
>>[1] "Progress

>>1149795
>>[1] "Progress."

and there was slow progress, writing

you look at the sister and shrug "Progress."

"well at least Vali has loosened up a bit, don't tell her I call her Vali." Mirasi starts off smiling then looks at you sternly "why did you wait to bust in and help her."

"I prefer my limbs remain attached to my body." you politely retort

Mirasi shrugs at this "eh, next time I'm in trouble I hope you don't wait for me to ask for help well onto the rest of the tour."

several hours later you and Mirasi arrive at your room. "well here you go, now I better be off praying and such needs to be done." she quickly turns and runs off. You open your door and realize your room is bare as hell, one bed one chair and a desk. You are going to have to find some way to decorate this place but at least its more than what you had in the guard.

>[1] go to sleep, maybe that clown might show up and you can punch its mug in
>[2] maintenance on your rifle, better make sure no nid goo is still in that thing.
>[3] see if you can find a servitor to bring you some food or maybe something for you room
>[4] write-in

>>1150649
>[2] maintenance on your rifle, better make sure no nid goo is still in that thing.
>[3] see if you can find a servitor to bring you some food or maybe something for you room

>>1150649
2 and 3

you shrug and decide to both do maintenance on the rifle and after to find a servitor. you set your beautiful death dealer on the table and begin dismantling it checking every screw, spring, and other moving parts for goo or anything that could cause failure. you find some dirt but not much and after cleaning and reassembling your gun you hear a knock at the door just before you were about to leave it to find a servitor.

"who is it?" you call out

"Requesting entry" a monotone voice responds, oh a servitor, haves you the effort of finding one at least

"Granted, you may enter" and instant later you regret letting the damned thing enter, it was not a normal servitor. This one has three arms, one ending with a chainsword and looks like it was cobbled together from the rotting remains of several other ugly servitor. It charges at you arms and chainsword pointing at you.

>[1] DODGE!!!! (Ag, Ag)
>[2] shoot the fucking ugly son of a bitch (Ag, Wp)
>[3] Grapple it and try to stop it by ripping out wires (Tgh, Int)
>[4] you are not trapped here with the servitor, THE SERVITOR IS TRAPPED HERE WITH YOU! (Tgh, Str)

(you did find a servitor, just saying)

oops on >[2] i ment (ag, ws) not (ag, wp)

>>1150853
>[2] shoot the fucking ugly son of a bitch (Ag, Wp)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7vCkdH01rc
>[4] you are not trapped here with the servitor, THE SERVITOR IS TRAPPED HERE WITH YOU! (Tgh, Str)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxJ_om1LLKA

>>1150853
>2

alright after being pulled away for some stupid reasons here is the roll 2d100vs30, 46

>>1150853
>[2] shoot the fucking ugly son of a bitch (Ag, Wp)
I revoke your right of entry leave this instant NO MEANS NO, NO MEANS NO.

>>1150853
2

so is anyone gunna do the rolling?

Rolled 47, 35 = 82 (2d100)

>>1151297

remember people you get 3 rolls before a fame burn roll, and the lowest roll (aka the best roll) is chosen

Rolled 91, 51 = 142 (2d100)

>>1150853
>>1151248

Rolled 29, 89 = 118 (2d100)

>>1150853

Rolled 13, 4 = 17 (2d100)

>>1151247
Entertain us with these rasins, so that we may laugh.

>>1151297
Did not know we was suppose to roll

welp my internet was ripped out so writing now

as the servitor rushes you, you remember an old trick with the sniper a close range quickly loosening the barrel causing it to fall out as well as rolling out of the way of the murder servitor. You stick the gun right into the damned thing's head and pull the trigger firing the shot though it, brains and blood splattering all over the place. you also remember that using this trick also could fuck up your rifle, shit shit shit...... ok its fine but better not do that again.

You hear other people crying out in the ship, seems whoever did this wants everyone dead. Crap Mirasi, Markal, and Valirsa are in danger.

>[1] try to find Mirasi, she has been nice to you and probably was unprepared for this so you better save her ass
>[2] Find Valirsa from what Mirasi told you she is a close combat specialist and considering we are in a ship that would be helpful
>[3] Find Markal, the leader is the VIP and must remain safe.

>>1152089
>[1] try to find Mirasi, she has been nice to you and probably was unprepared for this so you better save her ass

>>1152089
>[1] try to find Mirasi, she has been nice to you and probably was unprepared for this so you better save her ass
Secure the Sister, she was in prayer time and as such was likely not prepped for this.

I actually wanted 3 myself but here we are

>>1152089
>[1] try to find Mirasi, she has been nice to you and probably was unprepared for this so you better save her ass

You think to yourself "welp Markal probably can take care of himself, Valirsa actually keeps chainswords in her room for emperor's sake..... Shit Mirasi was at prayer, she probably has no weapon or armor." with this though you bein sprinting through the halls.

As you run you notice out of the corner of your eye more murder-servitors attacking the crew but for the most part they had it under control. you run past several dead bodes and you notice an abandoned bolter and grab it, more useful than a sniper in this situation. As you reach the door for the prayer room you hear a chainsword revving. Not good, you bust through the door.... only to see the murder-servitor get chopped in half, Valirsa standing both chainswords at the ready and a murder happy smile on her face.

she notices you and her smile fades "oh drat I though I had more vic.. I mean enemies to remove." Mirasi in traditional prayer clothing pokes her head out from behind the shrine "is it dead?"

"well..... ya it's kinda in half"

"never can be too sure, anyways I need to get my armor and then find the Inquisitor."

>[1] help them get to the armory of the ship, more guns and armor the better
>[2] check around for weapons to scavenge before heading off yourself
>[3] Immediately head to where Markal is located.
>[4] write-in

before you ask, Yes Valirsa enjoys her work

>>1154639
>[2] check around for weapons to scavenge before heading off yourself
>[3] Immediately head to where Markal is located.
Tardiness in battle is a sin.

>>1154639
>[3] Immediately head to where Markal is located.
>[4] write-in/ give her a weapon, the Bolter
Sister I believe you are more familiar with this fire arm than myself.

Now ladies if you would please come with me to find Markal. I've got a VIP to find and secure

>>1154689
Support

>>1155425
I thought about doing that, but I think we left our rifle back in our room, so we only have the bolter, and I'm not sure what weapons are laying around that we can scavenge.

>>1154689
second this

ok my internet went and and now I can see how many people voted...... calculating and writing..... thanks for sticking around

clsoe one but 2 and 3 won it.

You quickly look around the room for any ammo, weapons, or armor to take with you. You only find a few bolts and a flack vest (DR 1) you quickly put it on. "I'm going ahead, Markal may be in danger" with that you sprint out of the room.

Remembering Mirasi's tour you take several turns and avoiding the murder-servitors you eventually make it to Markal's room. You stick your ear to the door and listen.

"Demon you will get nothing out of me, the Emperor's truth is stronger than any torture that you can afflict upon me."

"Quite a fire you have sir Inquisitor but really you must realize no one is going to save you, you are alone and I am offering you a way to save yourself and your crew. Hand over the anomaly and I can assure you that I and my servants will leave."

"I'd rather slit my own throat than take a deal from you." after you hear Markal state this you hear the sound of flesh burning. oh god you feel sick, whatever was in there was after something on this ship.

You check your ammo supply, twenty shots, enough to put what was in there in the ground..... hopefully you don't exactly know what Markal means by demon but you know that enough bullets solves all problems. Maybe you should ask for some help from the emperor, for good luck, before you enter the room guns blazing

>[1] Bust in now, you have a gun and ammo you should be good (Ws)
>[2] Pray, you don't know if this will help but wont hurt to try (Wp, Ws+bonus)
>[3] Wait for people to get over here, strength in numbers plus you can keep listening to get more info
>[4] write-in

>>1157588
>>[1] Bust in now, you have a gun and ammo you should be good (Ws)

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>1157588
>[1] Bust in now, you have a gun and ammo you should be good (Ws)

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>1157588
>[1] Bust in now, you have a gun and ammo you should be good (Ws)

welp the rollin was supposed to take after the dc was put but i see you guys are ready to go, also it was a 1d100 vs 20. demons are hard to shoot and writing

You are not going to wait while the inquisitor is in trouble, you slam the door open and open fire on whatever was not sitting and tied down.

The thing in the room as only enough time to say "WHAT!!" before a bolt hits its left arm nearly blowing it off. as you unload three more shots the thing creates something around it that you can only describe as a barrier.

you look over at the inquisitor and you wish you had not. his face..... half of it was burned beyond recognition, the nails on his hands had been ripped off, his right leg had been twisted several times around and there were innumerable cuts all over his body. But though all of this he was alive.

your observation is cut short by the "demon" suddenly laughing. "you fool, walking right to me. I should have just killed the fool and waited. JUST AS PLA..." you cut it off by firing another round at the shield causing it to waver dangerously

"one more word and I will ensure your end will not go as planned." your voice trembling with rage.

>[1] unload, you saw the shield waver a few more rounds should do the trick (ws, ws, ws, ws) (need to succeed 2)
>[2] wait, the thing is obviously baiting you with the shield flickering. It thinks it can make you waste your ammo then take you out. You can wait until it tries to attack. (Wp, Ws)
>[3] get the inquisitor out of there, the demon is under control for now. you don't exactly know how long the old man can last in this state (Ag, Tgh, Str)
>[4] Write-in

>>1158360
>[3] get the inquisitor out of there, the demon is under control for now. you don't exactly know how long the old man can last in this state (Ag, Tgh, Str)
Secure the vip

>>1158360
>[4] Write-in
>I can assure you that I and my servants will leave."

Where is the fucking servant? check the corners and the ceiling before we enter. Slowly, any movement and we unload into the demon.

>>1158514
>>1158628
They aren't mutually exclusive are the?

In this case yes, only because of the fact there is a demon in the room and you need to make split second decisions.

>>1158514
I'm this guy and I'm still standing by it.

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>1159060
I just don't want to get knocked out by a grrrl.
not really that, I just think shes a weakling

W/e. Changing cuz this is taking forever, just keep in mind there is potentially another threat in the room

>>1158360
>>1158628
>>1159087
>[3] get the inquisitor out of there, the demon is under control for now. you don't exactly know how long the old man can last in this state (Ag, Tgh, Str)
Keep in mind the demon may not be alone.

>>1159011
Would you be okay if with me posting links to this quest in the QTG?

If i knew I'd be waiting for another full day, I may as well have not switched.

yes and sorry for the wait. the people i live with keep disconnecting the wifi past 11

also for everyone around right now the dc is 1d100vs 50, 30, 40

3d100vs 50, 30, 40 not 1d100 my bad

Rolled 74, 21, 100 = 195 (3d100)

>>1159386
>the people i live with keep disconnecting the wifi
>people

Joking, but why?

>>1159391
>>1159392
uhhh, like this?

>>1159413
Well that's probably not good...

Also, do you read quest general threads on this board?

oh um that is bad really bad rollin, hope someone will save or we got a crit fail on our hands

>>1159470
Well at least one of the rolls passed...

Do mind me asking you some questions to pass the time?

actually brb gotta do something for like 10 min

Rolled 26, 26, 45 = 97 (3d100)

whew

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>>1159481
Nearly a perfect roll, Godbless!

SAVED, writing

Not skipping a beat, you rush to the Inquisitor's side and begin removing his bindings, they were relatively simple to get undone. the demon begins shrieking as items all around the room begin flying at you but you ignore it for the most part, the flak armor does its job well.

"You idiot, leave me." the old man moans "better she kills an old man then someone like you"

"With all due respect inquisitor, shut up." you hoist him over your shoulder, he is too heavy to hold while pointing the bolter at the demon so you quickly drop the nearly empty gun and pull him out of the room.

As you drag the half dead man though the halls you note the sound of murder-servitors had died down, a good or bad thing you cant tell but as you drag the old man though the halls towards the medicbay your chest begins to tingle. Never mind that you gotta make sure that the VIP get to safety.

"were do you think you are going Simun" a familiar voice rings out from behind you...... Oh you have to be shitting me, you turn around and there about ten paces behind you is Thera in some weird robes "been a while ya know." she says with a perky voice

>[1] RUN (Agl, Str)
>[2] question how she got here and what is with those clothes (Per, Int)
>[3] the demon mentioned a servant, drop the VIP for now and attack (Agl, Str)
>[4] write-in

>>1159504
>[1] RUN (Agl, Str)
FORWARD TO MEDIBAY!

>>1159513
I also vote for run

Rolled 65, 60 = 125 (2d100)

>>1159504
>[1] RUN (Agl, Str)

Honestly no idea how badly injured he is, but I think hes worse off than we think, so, gotta go fast!

Roll?

roll after i give the dc.... 2d100vs 40, 50 dead weight is heavy

Rolled 29, 80 = 109 (2d100)

>>1159540
Emperor protect us.

Rolled 33, 73 = 106 (2d100)

>>1159540

writing

You begin running at full speed towards the med-bay as you run you hear Thera running behind you as you try to redouble your speed Markal slips off your back and onto the floor. Fuck not good, you stop and turn around. You had outpaced Thera for the most part but she was now gaining on you. You grab the inquisitor again and continue down the halls.

"Wait up. Stop. damn it is this how you greet an old squad-mate!" Thera yells after you, she was closer now and the med-bay was still two halls away. loosing her was impossible at this point. the feeling in your chest had changed from a tingle to a slight burning sensation, fuck what is going on with my chest. Ok first things first med-bay.

As you round the last corner the door to the med-bay opens and you are pulled inside rather roughly. "who?"

"Shhh!" Mirasi states she was now in full power armor "no time to talk we got demons in here and we gotta make sure it does not find us first. why are you so pale?"

>[1] "Nothing just tried from getting the inquisitor here"
>[2] "I saw the demon, it's not happy"
>[3] "Someone is on my tail right now"
>[4] barricade the door, no one gets in (str)
>[5] write-in

also i am >>1159504 using wifi at a local coffee shop

>>1159693
>[5] write-in
Shove the inquisitior on her, and rapid debrief. I stole him from a demon and now cultists are after me!

>>1159824
This, but shut the door first, and lock it if you can.

>>1159843
>>1159824
I'm cool with that.

alright writing

you quickly shove the half-dead inquisitor to Mirasi. "hold em, I just got him away from the demon and the person who I'm guessing is the cultist is after me." as you do this you grab a near by shelf and slam it infront of the door, hopefully that will barricade them out for now.

Mirasi takes Markal over to one of the beds, you notice Valirsa is laying on one of the other beds, bandages wrapped around her side. "what happened to her?"

"Servitor got a lucky shot" Valirsa responds before Mirasi could, "Sloppiness is a sin on the battlefield."

you hear Thera banging on the door "come out here you asshole, first you run and now you lock yourself away. Really rude you know that!"

Mirasi looks at you questioningly "old squad mate turned cultist. thought that the blood ravens would find her and bring her in for execution since she abandoned the field without orders."

>[1] try to find an escape route (per, Int)
>[2] try to contact the other crew members (Int)
>[3] Pray and hope whatever hears you helps you out of this situation (Wp)
>[4] write-in

(also here is the character sheet so you know your current stats https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1VEdRRmqRN2wb661ea1Bz2iXQwqQl2JVgl1OdrmHk3Tk/edit?usp=sharing )

>>1160267
>[4] write-in
Take stock of the situation, our supplies, and ammo, we dumped the bolter back in Markals room right? Fortify the room, and door. Have Mirasi try and contact the security onboard.

>>1160267
Cool doc, thanks! Do we have any regular ammo, ontop of the hellfire rounds, or do we literally only have 140 bullets with us?

reg ammo is unlimited unless stated otherwise like when i said we only had 20 on the bolter

>>1160297
I'll support this. Talk to the cultist on the other side of the door. Aim our sniper to where her voice comes from with the special ammo. Be ready to blow her head off.

for >>1160297 it is gunna be a int, str roll but don't roll yet, waiting for more votes

>>1160297
I'll support it