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JOJO QUEST YEAH
>>28011713

Ask about Taldeer's time here.

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>>28011713
Feudal China Quest followed by Jojo 40k Quest? Today is a good day.

Reposting Stand abilities and analysis.

[LOW RIDER]
Destructive Power: B - Obviously superhuman, I wouldn't be suprised if we could throw small vehicles, probably not strong enough to chuck roadrollers or minarets at people, though.

Speed: A - Near lightspeed to FTL

Range: E (2m)

Durability: C - Rougly on par with The World, don't take too many punches from an A ranked Destructive Stand.

Precision: B - Not good enough to preform brain surgery with our Stand's bare fingers, but still superhumanly accurate. Our stand can flick stones/bullets to a range of 75-100m (Josuke almost hit a *rat* behind cover at 60m.)

Development Potential: A - Adaptable as fuck, Koichi was able to evolve his stand into alternate forms via Acts, and Gionro constantly pulled new abilities out of his ass.

ABILITIES:
Touch and Go: Any "object" that comes into contact with one of Low Rider's limbs can have its "coefficient of friction" with all objects changed at will.

Domino Theory: Low Rider's "Touch and Go" can affect any object at a distance so long as there is a "path of objects" for T&G to follow.

>>28012082
[STAND NAME: Firestarter
User: Rahman Akon

Destructive Power: B - Obviously superhuman, has the capability to cause significant damage, this doesn't mean the Stand itself is physically strong, as its fire abilities could be the source of the destructive power.

SPEED: B - Hypersonic, many times faster than the speed of sound, but nowhere near the speed of light. will scoff at traditional firearms. (roughly mach 15)

RANGE: E - 2m

PRECISION: C - Not significantly more accurate than a human, might have issues with friendly fire in the most literal sense.

STAYING: C - Rougly on par with The World, don't take too many punches from an A ranked Destructive Stand.

LEARNING: B - Good capability for improvement, I guess. Most stands that manifest new abilties have A ranked Development.

Abilities:
Manhattan Transfer - Firestarter's main ability. It can exchange the 'heat' between two different objects as desired by one of two methods:

1. Direct Contact (either with Stand or User)
2. Using the "Laser Beacon" on its belt, as specified within the "Targeting" ability.

>>28012082

[For the record: turns out my only day off is not going to be so off, as a professor wanted to have a class during it, so...I'll post the description of the newer Stands during the morning before said class, and will continue the thread once I get home.]

>>28012110
[RUBY TUESDAY -

USER: Mercuria Costello

STRENGTH: A* - Can easily punch holes through someone's torso, drop industrial vehicles on them, shatter boulders, or throwing chunks of vehicles at them. At this rank, can probably be used for anti vehicle duty.

SPEED: C - Roughly comparable to a normal human, considering faster Stands can move many times faster than sound, is almost completely usessly is melee fight against another stand.

RANGE: D - about 5m

PRECISION: B - Not good enough to preform brain surgery with our Stand's bare fingers, but still superhumanly accurate. Our stand can flick stones/bullets to a range of 75-100m (Josuke almost hit a *rat* behind cover at 60m.)

STAYING: D - Has issues with durability, being used for long periods of time, or using the powers too often.

LEARNING: D - Ability to improve and evolve is almost nil.

ABILITIES -

Shine Bright (Like a Diamond): Ruby Tuesday has gemstones where her knuckles should go, in the following order, starting from the index finger's knuckle: Ruby (R), Emerald (E), Sapphire (S), and Topaz (T) (REST). The "Right Hand Gemstones" are embedded unto an object (this does not harm the object) in order to 'select' them. The "Left Hand Gemstones", in the same order, are instead used to establish 'distance'.

>>28012140
[STAND NAME: Austerlitz
User: Criehr Althareen

Destructive Power: E - Much weaker than a human, don't rely on for power.

Speed: E - Very slow, especially compared to other stands.

Range: A - Exceeding Hundreds of metres, maximum range is unknown

Precision: E - very clumsy or imprecise

Staying: A - Have significant durability, against damage, usage or both. User damage transferred from the Stand is likely to be significantly reduced, or even ignored completely.

Development Potential: C - Chances are slim for improvement.
Austerlitz takes the shape of a simple sketchbook and pencil.

ABILITIES:
Fact || Fiction - Anything drawn by the user of Austerlitz within the 'sketchbook' can become a 'tridimensional illusion' which looks absolutely identical to what the real article would be. These illusions, however, are absolutely static; they do not move or have the intrinsic physical properties of the real article (for example, were one to draw 'fire', one would not feel the heat). The illusions, however, do have visual depth. The trigger for activating this ability is 'ripping off' the page from the 'sketchbook', although this might just be psychological in nature. The illusions are, additionally, completely intangible, albeit the user can manipulate the elements of the illusion as they see fit, similar to an actual object, for the sake of position displacement (like when the user held the 'Tequila Bottle').

Fiction || Fact - Should anybody attack one of the Austerlitz with 'an intention to harm' whatever is depicted by it, the damage will appear as if it is done to the 'illusion' (should the illusion of a man be slashed in half, it would seem as if a man has truly been cut in such a way), but the real damage is instead reverted to the attacker.]

>>28012124
Sorry, about that, I didn't see your post until just now.

>>28012223

[I mean the ones that haven't been described so far, like Wayward Son, Great Gatsby, and Midnight Lightning. I really appreciate the fact you take the time to analyze all Stands every thread.

I'm thinking about making a Stand Compedium readily available eventually, but I've been pretty busy.]

>>28011713
Wait, Morioh? This place better not sprout legs and go off to fight an island of mobsters...great, now I want that book.

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>>28012260
Thanks, I've been trying to match up their stats to feats that were done in the manga, but some of them are rather hard to place.

>>28012318
Yeah, apprently the events in the Jorge Joestar novel read like bad fanfiction. Killer Queen ditches Kira to join Cars, who teams up with Dio, because he 'respects' Dio. Also SBR is part of the original universe, with the Corpse Parts coming from Dio, and the Dio in part 3 being a fake.

Seriously, it's like if the guys who translated Duwang were told to write a book or something.

>>28011885

[Since it's been quite a while, I'm going to default to this response.]

"About that message..." LIVII started, but was interrupted by Emporio.

"Oh, I assume you'd like to know what happened to your spouse, correct? She was captured, and tortured, but a Rogue Trader rescued her by using his Stand ability to create a body double for her. That man brought her here to recuperate."

"It seems I was in a coma for quite a while." Taldeer squeezed Lofn's hand, resting on her own. "My wounds were rather grievous, and I could hardly move for months...well, until suddenly I could use a Stand ability, as well. That...helped a lot."

This catches your ear. "You...have a Stand Ability as well?"

The mother nods. "Yes. If it wasn't for my 「Slaughterhouse-Five」, I probably would not be walking at this time..."

You notice LIVII's expression darkening, depicting a silent fury and dangerous aura. Despite his wounds, his vigor seemed renewed, and should whomever had hurt Macha's sister present themselves in front of the ex-Vindicare...you almost would feel sorry for them.

"...I'm just glad you're all right. I honestly thought you were dead." Ronahn breaks the thick, engrossing silence.

"The people here have been good to me and watched over me in my time of need. I owe them a great debt."


>Ask about 'Morioh'.
>Ask about 'Burning Down the House'.
>Ask about the people living here.
>Ask more about Emporio.
>(LIVII)Inquire regarding Taldeer's captors and their treatment of her.
>(Macha)Ask about the Rogue Trader.

>>28013339

[NM 5]

>>28013339
>Ask about Morioh
>(Macha) Ask about RT

>>28013412
blast it, every time we get a new thread

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>>28013442
AND I get it wrong

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>>28013412
Yah, I'll second this, as much as we know about BDTH, Duwang, and Emporio OOC, IC we know very little about them.

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WHERE IS EVERYONE DAMNIT!!!

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>>28013412
rolling for this.

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>>28013412
seconding

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>>28014317
>>28014300
one more roll, any takers?

[Guys, since I'm feeling pretty bad and the thread is being pretty slow anyways, I'm going to continue tomorrow, all right? Hopefullly with some rest I'll feel better in no time.]

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>>28014433
yeah, don't want you to get too worked up over a game, right?
do what ya have to mate

>>28014266
There's like 9 other quests running at the same time, including Parker Quest. If there was a QTG running, I'd've reccomended that OP make an announcement in there.

Woot! Jojo quest!

>>28014743
>Maxed number mode
>Ask about Morioh and the people living there.

Let's gain IC knowledge of what a phantom morioh is.

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>>28013339
>>(LIVII)Inquire regarding Taldeer's captors and their treatment of her.
>(Macha)Ask about the Rogue Trader.

>Ask about the people living here.

>>28014317

[Feeling much better, guys. Much better. Work really IS getting to me.]

>>28014317

A gentle wind caresses your face and brushes your hair. This place...it feels almost like a paradise. A 'sanctuary', was it?

"Mr. Alniño. Can you tell me more about this town?"

He flashes a bright smile. "I figured you'd be driven to know more about this place. The real deal was, after all, where one of the Joestar family lived as well. Or should I say 'some'? It's a rather complicated affair, that. Oh! But I'm getting carried away with that. What you truly need to know is that this whole town was victim to the fires of war...truly a tragedy. Since I considered that place 'important', I made sure it lived on in my Burning Down the House."

A town where one of the 'Joestar' family lived. Was this perhaps the reason you felt a strange magnetism coming from this town?

"You mentioned a 'Rogue Trader'. Those are the Mon'keigh merchants that explore uncharted territory, are they not? Who exactly is the man that saved my sister?" Macha asks, genuinely curious about this savior.

"Ah, that boy? He's always coming and going, trying to act cool and whatnot. I know him sice he was a kid. He should be headed to this planet, so maybe you'll get to meet him, too."

>Ask about 'Burning Down the House'.
>Ask more about Emporio.
>Ask about the people living here.
>Ask about the 'Joestar'.
>Ask about where exactly are you currently headed.

[NM 5]

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>>28019776
Ask bout Joestar
Then ask about Emporio

>>28019776
Argh, so many questions, it's really difficult for someone as indecisive as me!

>Ask more about Emporio.
>Ask about the people living here.
>Ask about the 'Joestar'.
>Ask about where exactly are you currently headed.

I wouldn't mind if you were a bit more brief with stuff that already happened in canon, but it'd be weird to not ask him due to OOC knowledge.

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>>28019776
>Ask about 'Burning Down the House'.
>Ask about the Joestar

[And now, for some Stand Descriptions as well:

WAYWARD SON
User: LIVII

Strength: B
Speed: A
Staying: B
Range: D
Precision: C
Learning: B

ABILITIES -

Vector: Wayward Son's touch draws an 'arrow' on any object it touches. Once this arrow is set, the object will act as if they had a 'force' applied to it (without damaging said object) on the direction of the arrow. The 'magnitude' is set by the Stand user almost unconsciously.

Timer: The effect of Wayward Son's 'Vector' ability can be delayed up to 5 seconds by the user when setting the 'arrow', for a delayed effect. ]

>>28019971
This Stand is pretty much a mirror to Low Rider, with Learning being 1 rank lower, and Staying swapped around with Precision. Even their abilities are related to the concept of [movement] which is fitting, since they're both related.

>Staying: B
Uhhh, that's between Dio's 'Being shattered in half from a punch to the knee' to Joseph's 'Uninjured from having his Stand shredded.'

I don't remember any durability feats shown by a B ranked stand...

[GREAT GATSBY
User: Ronahn Ulthran

Strength: A
Speed: B
Staying: C
Range: E*
Precision: B
Learning: C

ABILITIES -

Yellow Rolls-Royce: Great Gatsby allows Ronahn to set a 'collision' within any object and the ability to activate the effect remotely. For example, should this ability be used on a 'bullet', the bullet can be fired into an object. When triggered remotely by Ronahn, the 'storing' object releases a shockwave. Anything caught in said shockwave would receive the same effect as 'being hit by a speeding vehicle'. Thus, this ability is meant mainly for dealing damage and demolitions. Great Gatsby can use this ability in up to 6 objects at the same time.

*Actual movement range of the Stand. Any 'storing' object within 300 m can actually be triggered.
**Great Gatsby cannot use living organisms as 'storing' objects. ]

>>28020117
The timer ability seems like a lesser version of Sex Pistols, which is fitting, since the user is an Assassin. Long range enhancement, coupled with very good close range abilities make LIVII a very good for solo operations.

It's more powerful that Low Rider in close range, but with long range and versatility it's more of a toss up.

>>28020162
Brutal combat stand, has the stats that I was expecting Ruby Tuesday to have

[Midnight Lightning
USER: Titus Zepelli

Strength: B
Speed: B
Staying: D
Range: B*
Precision: C
Learning: B

ABILITIES -

Electric Feel: Titus and his Stand can store all sorts of 'energies' within themselves, like a living battery. These energies can then be used to create objects, be they for utility purposes (like for example, a makeshift bridge), or for combat purposes (weaponry). If used as weapons, the objects would have all the properties of the desired weapon, plus effects fitting to the energy type that was used (creating a chainsword out of 'electricity', for example, would not only cut, but electrocute the foe). As weapons, these can only be wielded by Titus. Functional objects, however, can be used by anyone, as they have several properties removed (an electric bridge would not electrocute anyone, friend or foe).

As a matter of fact, Titus unconsciously used a partially-awakened version of this Stand Ability against Nemeroth during their final battle in Forge World Graia, transforming 'chaotic energies' stored within his body in the form of 'knuckle dusters'. It is entirely possible that Titus' exposure to Warp energies, instead of corrupting him, partially awoke his Stand Ability.

Release: The energy that Titus and Midnight Lightning can store is limited. All energy can be exergonically released, creating a blast radius around Titus. This can harm friend or foe, so one has to be careful with its usage. Additionally, this released energy cannot be reabsorbed.

Radar: By focusing, Titus can use Midnight Lightning to detect energy signatures within a 1 kilometer radius. He can only detect the energy itself, but not to whom it belongs.

*This Stand cannot make Titus or itself absorb damage and impacts as 'kinetic energy'. Said possible sources of energy act too fast, and do not allow the Stand to absorb the energy efficiently. ]

>>28020363

[**Midnight Lightning does not need to be next to Titus in order to absorb energy, and energy can be transferred and traded between both sources almost instantaneously. Either Titus or Midnight Lightning can create 'weapons' at will, but Midnight Lightning is required to build larger 'functional objects'.]

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>>28020363
>Those stats
Maybe we should just call it D4B?

>>28020393

[CARLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS.

Okay I have to head to Uni now. When I'm back, I'll default to the highest roll.]

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>>28019938
I'll second this, because why not?

[Bumping. Will be home in like two hours at most]

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>>28019776
in order
>People living here
>Emporio
>Where we're headed
>>28020162
dat ability name
>>28020363
does this include radiation?

>>28019938

[Finally back home. Sorry it took so long, guys.]

"This place, this...town," you ask, "is this really within a Stand?"

Emporio nods affirmatively. "Yes. Places that have 'burnt down' can be recreated thanks to my Stand, so long as I meet someone who has a memory of said place. Actually, we're going to go meet him right away."

Another person that has lived so long?!"...Is that...my...I mean, our ancestor?" you ask.

"No. He's not a Joestar like either of you." Emporio answers gesturing to you and LIVII. "But it sounds like you would like to know more about those that came before you. So tell me, you two. Would you like to know more about 'Josuke', or more about 'Josuke'?

>Josuke.
>Josuke?
>...Josuke.
>Josuke!
>(LIVII) Josuke.
>(LIVII) Josuke, please.
>Other

[NM 4]

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>>28024373
>>(LIVII) Josuke, please.

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>>28024373
>Josuke?

>>28024373
None of the above, I vote for...
>Josuke‽

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>>28024852
Rolling for my post.

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>>28024373
Write in:
¿Jöšūkę?

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>>28024373

LIVII: "Actually, I'd like to know a bit about a certain man named 'Emporio', who has a tendency to help strangers for little to no reason."

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Just wanted to let you know, OP, that I marathoned the whole quest and that it's fun and fabulous as hell. Keep on gettin' back, JoJo.

>>28024976

"Jöšūkę?" you attempt to stammer, but the pronunciation is quite off, and you can tell. That name definitely is not in Low Gothic. It sounds foreign, even alien.

"Yes, the illegitimate Joestar...in this very town, he and his friends pursued a serial killer with a Stand...well, the original version of this town, anyways. I met him quite a few times, myself."

Your conversation is interrupted, however, when Emporio is approached by a woman and her young son.

"Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa...is that a Space Marine? His armor is blue, but he's not a Crimson Fist, is he, mother?" the young boy happily chirped, scanning Titus head to toe.

"Eram! You're being rude to Mr. Emporio's guests!" scolded the older woman, before directing herself at Emporio. "I'm terribly sorry Mr. Emporio and Blessed Astartes, it's just that my son..."

"...gets easily excited when it comes to Space Marines, does he not? Ahahaha, that's our Eram!" Emporio smiled wide, petting the boy's head.

"If I had known he'd be like that, maybe I'd never had told him that story..." the mother lamented.

"About how your lives were saved by the Crimson Fists, and their Chapter Master carried your tired body to safety? I'd say otherwise! It does good to a boy to have ideals and role models to aspire to."

The boy, Eram, happily cried out. "Mister Astartes! Mister Astartes! When I grow up, I'll be a Space Marine just like you! And then, then, I'll protect everyone!!"

Titus chuckled and kneeled besides the boy, bringing his enormous body closer to the ground. "I do not see any reason you cannot become one, lad, if you wish for it hard enough. Now, would you like to ride on my shoulders?"

"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!"

You couldn't help but smile as the young boy was lifted atop Titus' shoulders, his gleeful laughter filling the air. If for a brief moment, there seemed to be not a single care in this world.

Emporio spoke again to the woman. "Metis, is 'he' at home? I'd like to introduce my guests to him."

>>28025958

The woman nods. "He should be at his home, sir. Should I accommodate to the guests first?"

"Please do so. I believe they must be tired from their journey. Some are heavily wounded, even. Before visiting 'him', I think we should have them rest for a bit, and have Taldeer tend to the wounded."

The woman, Metis, nods once again before training her eyes on you. "If you'd be so kind, sir, as to follow me?"

>Follow
>Before leaving, ask Emporio about the people who live here.
>Ask Metis about the people who live here.
>Ask about this person Emporio keeps mentioning.
>(LIVII) Ask Taldeer how she'd tend to your wounds.

[NM4]

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>>28026065
>>Ask Metis about the people who live here.
>>Ask about this person Emporio keeps mentioning.
>>(LIVII) Ask Taldeer how she'd tend to your wounds.

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>>28026065

Might as well go with. But at the same time:

(LIVII): Give Taldeer the most passionate kiss you possibly can. It's long overdue.

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>>28026065
>Follow while asking about people who live here

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>>28026065
>Follow while asking about people who live here
also
>>28025958
dawwwww

>>28026156

You decide to follow the woman, Metis. As you walked in silence, a question pops on the back of your head.

How come there were people living here?

Without even realizing it, you immediately ask that question. Metis smiles, her expression distant and yet serenely happy. "Mister Emporio used his power to save us all in some way or another. We are all in his debt...thanks to him, we can live in this paradise called 'Morioh'."

You walk a few more moments in silence, and you hear those following you chatting animatedly. Even LIVII, whose wounds would keep a lower man down for the count, laughed together with his wife and daughter, one of whom he had not seen in a long time.

That's right. Wife. He's married to one of the Eldar.

You cannot even call them 'xeno' in good conscience anymore. As you walk in quiet reflection, you discover something about yourself. You now see these aliens as 'people'.

Perhaps, that wasn't so bad.

Metis stops. "We're here." In front of you, there's a pristine white building, its design archaic, but it indeed looks very cozy.

"Please feel free to use the installations as you see fit. Eram, say goodbye; we're leaving."

The boy jumps down from the Battle-Brother's shoulder, walks towards his mother, and turns around to wave at the ex-Captain. "Bye-bye, Mr. Titus!"

The Astartes smiles, and raises his own hand to wave as well. "I'll be seeing you, child. Remember, Space Marines always listen to their mothers."

Once inside, you take a moment to take in your surroundings. The furnishings were quite unlike those seen within your habitual Imperial residence, design-wise, yet you could recognize each and every one of them. There was a white couch, white chairs, some shelves made of wood, and sunlight filtered from doors that seemed to connect to a garden.

This was a living room alright.

>>28026728

"I'll tend to LIVII and my brother first," thus spoke Macha's sister, Taldeer, whilst she took a look of where the knife broke through your skin. "I see you're wounded, too, but it doesn't look too bad."

She was right. It looked worse than it felt.

"I won't actually take long with them, so if you'd like to wait, feel free to do so."

>Go talk to Macha.
>Go talk to Rahman.
>Go talk to Titus.
>Talk with Taldeer while she tends to the wounded.
>Stay and chat with LIVII and Ronahn.
>Go talk with Criehr.
>Go talk with Mercuria.
>Go out to the garden.
>Look around the house.
>Go out of the house, explore its surroundings a bit.

[NM 6]

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>>28026815
>>Go talk to Macha.

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>>28026815
>Go talk to Macha

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>>28026815
>Talk to macha...in the garden!

>>28026853
>>28026866
>>28026890


[Much alien babe. Such waifu. Wow.

Will default to one of these in 10 minutes.]

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>>28026815
>>Go talk to Titus.
He's a Zeppeli, we should talk to him before he dies.

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>>28027149
oh shit, i forgot about that

this too!

>>28027288
>88
>88

The Emperor wills it.

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>>28026815
>Go talk with Criehr.

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>>28026815
Macha!

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>>28027288
>88
Well shit, I guess we're DO YOU EVEN POSE mode now.

>>28027288

"Thank you. I'll be back soon."

You walk outside, and see Titus sitting on the porch, just taking in the scenery.

"Captain, may I have a word with you?"

"Certainly, Guardsman Joestar. What is it you wish to talk about?"

You take a seat next to the gargantuan warrior.

"It was awfully nice, what you did for that boy back there. Are you usually so good with children? I never pictured an Astartes would be so good at dealing with children."

Titus looks deep in thought. "I believe...it just reminded me of how I used to be when I was a young lad. That was so long ago, and yet it's all coming back to me. 'I'll become a Space Marine and protect everyone', I, too, used to say a lifetime ago. That eventually became 'I'm a Space Marine, and and my power is to serve the Imperium." I used to think those two thoughts were one and the same, but..."

"You are seeing things in a new light, too?" You ask. He casts his gaze downwards.

"I thought a lot about it while I was held captive. Now that I've escaped from being behind bars, my thoughts have been shaken even more." He takes a deep breath. "If the Imperium found about that little girl, the Vindicare's daughter..."

You sigh deeply. "I figure they would 'purge' her too, for she has 'xeno blood' within her."

"...And yet, look at her. She's just a young child who loves her mother and father and wants to be happy with her family. Has she committed any 'evil'?"

"No." You deny. "She hasn't."

>>28028203


"I've come to realize one thing, Joachim. 'Imperial Justice' is not so much about 'righteousness' or 'the Emperor's will' as it is about 'convenience'. It's 'convenient' to rally the people against a common enemy, throwing lives away to preserve the status quo. It's 'convenient' to get rid of a loyal servant because they may know too much. 'Blessed is the mind too small for doubt'? No, it's not 'blessed'...it's 'convenient', as it cannot discern the lies it's been fed. We've met the Emperor in his divine glory, and he seems to have a different idea as to how things should be ran. We've been fed falsehoods for far too long. No longer."

You smile warmly at him, and place your left hand on his right pauldron. "No longer."

>Go talk to Macha.
>Go talk to Rahman.
>Go talk to Titus.
>Go visit Taldeer, see if she's done tending to the other wounded.
>Go talk with Criehr.
>Go talk with Mercuria.
>Go to the garden.
>Look around the house.
>Explore its surroundings outside the house a bit.
>Other

[NM 5]

>>28028237

[Option 3 should actually be: Talk to Titus about a topic of your choice. Derp.]

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>>28028237
>Talk with Mercuria
can waifu later, we haven't talked with her recently

>>28028506
Suddenly a grue leaps out of nowhere and tears out our vocal chords!

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>>28028506
FUUUUUUU~UUUUUUCK

>>28028506

As you get up, your legs start to feel wobbly. Your vision becomes hazy. What...?

You collapse, and the last thing you see is the grass, ever so green, directly in front of your vision.

....
....
....

[I gotta brb, so I'll continue from here in a little while]

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>>28028683
wait, still get more rage,
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~

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>>28028781
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~

>>28028755
>last thing

We dead or blind.

Well shit

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>>28028799
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

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>>28028755
WOE UNTO THE JOJO, FOR I BRING RUIN UPON THEE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6y1wCl5c3Y

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>>28029130
that last roll
fuck you dice gods, fuck you forever

Rolled 72

I pray to the Dice Gods for a series of dream-visions that are mostly beneficial.

That or a rendezvous with one of the Chaos Gods. That could be interesting.

>>28029206
Relax. We are not in combat. Probably exhaustion. We did go straight from Titus rescue to this.

Rolled 89

>>28029323
here's hoping
I mean, even previous critfails haven't been that dire, so hopefully we're not totally boned

>>28028755

The inside of your mouth feels like it has been stuffed with cotton. Your eyes flutter open, and you look at the white ceiling above you.

"Ah! You've come to." Says a female voice, which you recognize as Taldeer's.

It seems you're currently on a bed. You start digging through your blurred memory...yes, you collapsed not too long ago and you have no idea why.

As if reading your thoughts, Taldeer chimes in. "You were stabbed with a poisonous knife by my idiot brother here..."

You turn your head to the left. There sits Ronahn, his face a purple mess of bruises. Someone made quite a number on him...

"Macha and I made sure to straighten things out."

...Scary.

"O-oh. My mistake..." groans Ronahn, He looks like he's in pain. You can't help but feel sorry for the guy, even after what happened a few hours ago.

"In any case, Mr. Joestar, you're going to need some bedrest, like my husband."

Now turning your head to the right, you realize that LIVII lies atop another bed, sleeping peacefully.

"I took care of your wounds and the poison using my 'Slaughterhouse-Five', but your body still needs to recover from that ordeal. So you better try and go back to sleep."

>"That Stand doesn't sound like it's meant for healing..." (Ask about Slaughterhouse-Five)
>"We haven't had a time to know each other well yet, Lady Taldeer. My name is Joachim Joestar (Introduce yourself to Taldeer)
>"You've been here for a while, have you not? What is this place like, my lady? (Ask about her experience in Morioh).
>"That...does not sound like a bad idea...(Go to sleep).

[NM 5]

Rolled 48

>>28030059
>>"We haven't had a time to know each other well yet, Lady Taldeer. My name is Joachim Joestar (Introduce yourself to Taldeer)
>>"You've been here for a while, have you not? What is this place like, my lady? (Ask about her experience in Morioh).

Rolled 98

>>28030059
Introduce ourselves as a proper gentleman should.

...We should NTR LIVII.

>>28030186

[>NTR'ing a Joestar.

Last I checked Joachim wasn't a Brando.]

>>28030144
THE DICE GODS HAVE SPOKEN
THE TIME FOR OVERPOSE HAS COME

Rolled 92

>>28030186
NTR LIVII?

I thought we were on some kind of Macha route.

>>28030059
>Introduce yourself to Lady Taldeer.

Wait. Can we even overpose while we are laying down on a bed?

Rolled 52

>>28030144
yay,
>>28030186
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIZbGSXeWWE

>>28030556
We are a JoJo. Of course we can overpose while laying in bed.

>>28030144 (Gentleman's Action)

"We haven't had a time to know each other well yet, Lady Taldeer. My name is Joachim Joestar."

"You seem like quite the gentleman, sir. I'm surprised Macha would be attracted to the gentile type."

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

She must have read the shock in your face, because then, Taldeer broke into a fit of curtsy giggles. "I'm just teasing you. I heard you and LIVII are related? It's nice to meet you as well, in-law."

How's that for a warm welcome to the family?

The Eldar's lips break into yet another devious grin. "You know, my little sister IS quite lonely. Are you sure you don't want to upgrade your in-law level to 'brother-in-law'?"

Urk! This woman was merciless with her teasing...

"Come to think of it, though, Criehr also seems to be rather fond of you. If my sister isn't your type, how about settling down with my cute subordinate?"

WHAT IN THE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

Taldeer giggles some more. "Oh, Joachim, I can definitely tell you're going to be fun to have as an in-law. Now, you really should sleep some. We're already in a night cycle, we can continue to know each other tomorrow."

You seem to have made a good impression on Macha's sister...for better or for worse...

You close your eyes, and after a couple of minutes, sleep claims you once again.

[Turns out I have to leave for today, guys. Sorry about that. In any case, so long as this thread still lives, I'll try to continue making updates in the following days to offset the fact we haven't been able to get very far this week. Also, I MIGHT have a few days off coming up, so stay tuned.

I'll see you all tomorrow.]

Rolled 99

>>28030821
oh man, Taldeer, you are the best troll
captcha: acquaintance nilspon
clearly a resident of the town

>>28030855
THIS THREAD
THESE ROLLS

>>28013296
I still want to read it....

>>28030821
D-did we just get Taldeer's blessing to tap her sister's ass?

Rolled 42

>>28030863
this is going to be a running thing for me, I swe-
actually it already is

>>28030909
both the high and low rolls. I swear you either get over 80 or less than 10 every other time.

Rolled 13

>>28030985
I am the thread's limit break, or something, I don't know

>>28030821
Sleep well! Hope tomorrow goes well for you

>>28030887
it was more of a very subtle "please tap my sister so she isn't whiny about being lonely anymore"

>>28030821


[Wow, we were in Page 0 just about an hour ago, and we're already on Page 9? /tg/'s strangely active today.]

Your eyes flutter open as rays of 'sunlight' filter into the room.

You kick off the sheets covering you and notice a bandage running around your right bicep. You flex it a little, then move your left arm, feel for legs...everything's accounted for. You feel a lot better better now.

Nobody but you are in the room.

You get up and exit the room. Just outside, you stumble upon Zola.

"Joachim, hello. I heard you were poisoned?"

You rub the back of your head "Apparently so...when did you get here, Zola?"

"Just this morning. We left a skeleton crew back at the transport and came here with help from Weather Girls. Yuu'yan's here's too, drilling the Cadian Guardsmen on Eldar weaponry. Oh! And Trussardos is here, too. I think he was speaking to the Stand User that brought us in here...Emporio, was it?"

>Go look for Yuu'yan and the Guardsmen, see if you can get some knowledge of Eldar armaments as well.
>Go look for Trussardos and Emporio.
>Go check on LIVII.
>Report to Taldeer how you're feeling.
>Try to find Macha.
>Go out to the garden.
>Go see Titus again.
>Go talk to Rahman.
>Look for Mercuria
>Go talk to Criehr.

[NM 4]

Rolled 35

>>28035394
>Try to find Macha.

Rolled 54

>>28035394
Try to find Macha.
waifu dat waifu

Rolled 59

>>28035394
>Try to find Macha.
she probably needs someone to cry good tears at

Rolled 40

>>28035394
Macha

Rolled 57

>>28035394
look for Yuu'yan
curious how they're turning out

Rolled 88

>>28035394
>Look for Mercuria

Rolled 21

>>28035394
>Try to find Macha.
she's the Mission Control and we need more planning
also, those tears of happiness

>>28036060

Thanking Zola, you decide to look for Macha. She just went through some family drama, after all, what with her brother trying to kill her brother-in-law and all.

If that's not an awkward family reunion, then you don't know what is.

You find her outside, on the garden, trees stretching back to as far as the eye can see, without any boundaries.

As if feeling your presence approaching, she speaks, her back to you.

"You know, this place was actually a town in the planet you humans call 'Terra'. It's hard to believe how peaceful and beautiful it is."

"This was...in Holy Terra?"

You've heard stories of Holy Terra...supposedly, it was incredibly beautiful in architecture, but had no place for greenery or nature.

"It's good to see you're doing good, JoJo. You honestly worried me for a minute back there." Macha turns to you, taking a sip of a beverage contained within a can held on her hand. "My idiot brother tends to screw up everyone's fun in one way or another. Reminds me of Father, quite honestly." She tosses a can, identical to the one on her hands, towards you, and you catch the cold metal container in midair.

"Drink up, JoJo. The local specialties are rather refreshing."

With a pop, you open the can and start downing the drink. It's fizzy, sweet but not excessively so, and downright tasty.

"This is rather good! What is it?" you ask.

"One of the locals told me it was called 'Coca-Cola'. Apparently, it was a rather popular beverage amongst humans millenia ago, and you could find it anywhere in the planet.

"Ah. I see." So you were, essentially, drinking down Imperial history. You wonder, briefly, if one of the ancestors of the Joestar lineage held a drink like this in their hands as well.

>Talk to Macha about something of your choice.
>Go deeper into the garden, into the array of trees.
>Go somewhere else (your choice).
>Other

[NM 5]

Rolled 68

>>28036734
Invite Macha to walk with you through the garden
Ask her more about how she grew up

Rolled 49

>>28036734
Thank her for everything thus far.

And go deeper into the woods.
Maybe invite her, some old-fashioned walk like a couple sounds fun.

Rolled 45

>>28036812
>>28036813
some combination of these two

Rolled 39

>>28036812
>>28036813
Come on, this can be better.

Rolled 40

>>28036812
>>28036813
i like these two
thank her, nice woodland walk, talk about each other's childhoods
we both need something calming and peaceful, I think

Rolled 51

>>28036812
>>28036813
past the NM, but i'll support these

>>28036812

The foliage ocean outstretching in front of you awakens your curiosity. Might be a good place to go for a leisurely stroll.

"I'm going to walk around a bit. Macha, would you like to accompany me?"

Wordlessly, she nods, and you two begin to walk together, side-by-side, taking in the scenery as you go along. Some idle chitchat later, you decide to ask a much more personal question.

"Macha, a conversation I had with Captain Titus recently made me curious..can you tell me about your childhood?"

"Oh? Is this your discrete attempt at asking for my age?" Macha joked teasingly.

"I-It's nothing like that!" You deny vehemently, waving your hands in front of you. "As I was saying, I had a conversation with Captain Titus earlier, and it sort of wandered into the topic of our expectations for the future as children...that's all."

"Come to think of it..." she places her right index finger on her chin "that little boy yesterday wants to become a Space Marine someday, does he not? I'll be honest with you, Joachim." Macha suddenly got serious. "I usually don't get to talk much about my childhood, so I've forgotten most of it."

"Most...?"

"Yes." her eyes are watery. Have you said something you shouldn't? "What I do remember is the sadness I felt when father sent me off to live with relatives in Biel-Tan, after mother died, while Taldeer and Ronahn stayed in Ulthwé...I felt...abandoned."

You can feel the sorrow in her voice. This was definitely a difficult topic for her to talk about. Her solemn expression, however, changes with a vivacious one in a matter of seconds. "So! I take it's only fair you share with me a little about your own."

Rolled 2

>>28037526
why not?

Rolled 82

>>28037560
I'd agree were it not for the roll

Rolled 83

>>28037577
He never did say anything about [nm]

>>28037577
we cant fail a social roll with Macha unless its a 1

Rolled 30

>>28037588
oh right

>>28037526
"My childhood, huh..." You start thinking back in your earlier days, but nothing in particular sticks out in your mind. "Well, I used to live in the upper levels of the only Hive City back in my planet with my grandmother and uncle...for the record, my uncle is the planetary governor. I didn't like sticking around the upper levels all the time, though, so I often visited the lower levels. Boy, did I break up a lot of fights...I was rather tall for my age, and the other kids respected me for some reason and would heed my words, but I DID get into some fights...other than that, well, I wanted to become a Guardsman like the father I never knew personally, so I did."

"Joachim...you never knew your father?"

"Nor my mother." You lament. "My grandmother filled that role for me as I grew. So when you speak of being raised by relatives, I understand, even if just a little."

You two end up staring into each others eyes for what seems like an eternity, but your moment of bonding is broken as a deafening sound filled the air. Macha looks away and covers her ears with her hands.

"Dear Isha! What is that noise?!"

>"We should investigate whatever it is!" (Go investigate the source of the sound directly)
>"We should go investigate, but carefully. Let's not make a sound. (Go investigate the source stealthily).
>"We should get the others and see what it is!" (Go back to the house and rally some reinforcements).
>"It's probably nothing. Just everyday life around here." (Ignore the sound)
>Other

[NM 5. Also, when there are no options, it probably means that I'm still writing a second part to that post]

Rolled 72

>>28037608
>"We should go investigate, but carefully. Let's not make a sound. (Go investigate the source stealthily).
there's a good chance its nothing dangerous, but I'd prefer to be careful just in case

Rolled 86

>>28037608
Diggity, Giggity!
>>Come in numbers, come in strength!
>>get your friends and go stealthily in.

Rolled 38

>>28037608
Investigate carefully and stealthily.

Rolled 97

>>28037608
>"We should go investigate, but carefully. Let's not make a sound. (Go investigate the source stealthily).

Rolled 58

>>28037608
Probably the rogue trader
>"We should investigate whatever it is!" (Go investigate the source of the sound directly)
Powerslide with Lowrider to see what's going on.

Rolled 34

>>28037608
>"We should go investigate, but carefully. Let's not make a sound. (Go investigate the source stealthily).
have macha prep Weather Girls just in case its something bad

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>>28037749

Silently wading through the trees, you follow the noise, with Macha in tow. The racket gets louder and louder as you approach, until...

"I...I did it! I got this Gue'la machine working! I..I can't believe it!"

Near your hiding spot, you can see a yellow vehicle with a curvacious design, reminding you much of Eldar machinery, yet still looking human-made. And next to it, a blue-skinned girl with a 'Y'-like facial marking, her red hair a few shades lighter than Macha's. She looked rather pleased with herself. She wore a black tank-top and baggy brown pants, a coat of the same color tied around her waist. In her hands, which had three fingers where there should be four, she held some sort of tool. She was definitely alien in nature...was she repairing the vehicle? That seems to be the case.

"Is that...one of the Tau?" Macha mused out loud.

The 'Tau' girl must have heard her, as she quickly yelped with an "Eep!" and dashed towards the other side of the vehicle, hiding behind it. "W-who's there?!"

>"Apologies, we didn't mean no harm. We were just curious about the sound. My name is Joachim Joestar." (Introduce yourself).
>Stay quiet, have Macha handle the situation.
>Stay quiet, gesture to Macha to stay quiet as well.
>Walk out to the open without saying a word.
>Other

[NM 4]

Rolled 63

>>28037963
Fabulous introduction that makes exterminatus timid in our manly presence.
but do not take the whole show for yourself, introduce Macha, too.

Rolled 53

>>28037963
confirmed for blue grot
>"Apologies, we didn't mean no harm. We were just curious about the sound. My name is Joachim Joestar." (Introduce yourself).
gentlemanly thing to do

Rolled 39

>>28037963
>Apologies, we didn't mean no harm. We were just curious about the sound. I'm Joachim Joestar.
Harem+ 1 Blueberry

Rolled 87

>>28037963
>"Apologies, we didn't mean no harm. We were just curious about the sound. My name is Joachim Joestar." (Introduce yourself).
Like a gentleman

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>>28038186

You emerge from your hiding spot. "Apologies, we didn't mean no harm. We were just curious about the sound. My name is Joachim Joestar. I...or rather, I should say 'we', are guests of Mr. Emporio as well. We just came to We just came to investigate the source of the sou-"

"GREETINGS, EARTHLING!!" You are interrupted by a loud voice. A man, seemingly Eldar, approaches from behind the vehicle. "I see you've met my lovely assistant, Mr. Joestar. Now, allow me to introduce myself, I am Mikita-"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEE!!" Yet another interruption occurs as Macha's shriek pierces the air...but it was more out of surprise than anything else, as you turn to her and see her unscathed.

"No way, no way, no way, no way, no way, no way, no way!!" Macha shouts.

"Macha...? What's wrong!?" You start to get worried.

"What is the legendary Eldar explorer from 38 millenia ago,Nu Mikitakazo Nshi, doing here?! He's the same as the one from the history books!!"

An Eldar...explorer? Are they really the person Macha thinks they are?

[I must go to work, so... JINGLE TIME!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECysHoyPo7Y&list=PLz03h4sXl2_erx72N_Tp2thPhe6rYk5-l&index=14

Try to keep this thread alive, if at all possible. I'll continue from here when I get off work!

Thought for the Day: "Guys, guys, when I said 'fuck the Xeno', I meant it literally, not figuratively." - The Emprah]

Rolled 62

>>28038313
no idea who nu is supposed to be, but we'll try

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>>28038313
>Mikitaka is an Eldar
Does that mean we have Macha transform into dice to help us cheat people out of money?

Rolled 25

>>28039221
of course not
we use Lofn, she'd have more fun with it, and we can say we're bonding as uncle and niece

>>28013339

>Slaughterhouse 5

Stop adding more things I love! I CAN'T TAKE IT.

(This is Joey JoJo. Lunch at work. Using a work computer. Just checking to see if thread is alive. Glad to see it is.)

Rolled 84

>>28039844
bomp

Rolled 39

>>28039844
Roll to resummon Joey.

Rolled 90

>>28041237
I'll try!

Rolled 20

>>28041276
if only you were a true gentleman, it would have worked

Rolled 47

Rolling to bump don't ask what happens if i roll a 1

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>>28038313

[Resummon successful. Joey JoJo, on the scene.]

Legendary....explorer?

The man just laughs heartily and smiles toothily. "Hey, boy! I know it might sound completely unbelievable, but I'm actually an A-li-en!"

You'd have a hard time believing he isn't!

"Uhm...hello sir, my name is Joachim Joestar and I-"

"Ooh! Josuke's family! Yes, yes, I was about to go look for you. Of course, I didn't want to go visit you empty handed, so I made sure my assistant had your gift ready before we spoke!"

Gift...?

The blue girl just seemed to positively shrink at your gaze. "I...uhm...changed it so it used Promethium for fueld..."

Wait, so...

"You mean..this vehicle?"

"Yes, yes! That's your gift, my boy! Actually, the original belonged to Josuke -a gift from his father, I recall. A ship should stay within the family, after all!"

This man was definitely an alien!

"But enough about that...everyone around here knows me as 'Mikitaka Hazekura'. And this here..." he gives a nudge to the alien girl.

"Uhm...I'm....Fio' Ravienros..."she squeaks, almost inaudibly.

"But everyone just calls her 'Fiora', and you can, too! Hahahaha!"

ABSOLUTELY AN ALIEN!!

>Stretch your hand to Mikitaka "It's a pleasure to meet yet another that walked amongst my legendary ancestors." (Shake hands with Mikitaka)

>"Macha, why does this man surprise you so?" (Ask Macha about Mikitaka)

>"Are you okay over there, miss?" (Try to get 'Fiora' to relax).

>"Ohhhh...is it okay if I get a closer look at the vehicle?" (Get into the vehicle)

>"Actually, there is one more person here who is a Joestar, as well." (Tell Mikitaka about LIVII)

>Other

[NM 6]

Rolled 77

>>28045208
>>"Macha, why does this man surprise you so?" (Ask Macha about Mikitaka)
>>"Are you okay over there, miss?" (Try to get 'Fiora' to relax).
>>"Ohhhh...is it okay if I get a closer look at the vehicle?" (Get into the vehicle)

Rolled 34

>>28045208
Stretch your hand to Mikitaka "It's a pleasure to meet yet another that walked amongst my legendary ancestors." (Shake hands with Mikitaka)
>"Macha, why does this man surprise you so?" (Ask Macha about Mikitaka)
>"Are you okay over there, miss?" (Try to get 'Fiora' to relax).
>"Actually, there are two more people here who is a Joestar, as well." (Tell Mikitaka about LIVII and Lofn)

>>28045248

[Will default in 5.]

Rolled 83

>>28045208
>>Stretch your hand to Mikitaka "It's a pleasure to meet yet another that walked amongst my legendary ancestors." (Shake hands with Mikitaka)
>>"Macha, why does this man surprise you so?" (Ask Macha about Mikitaka)

Rolled 77

>>28045208
>>"Are you okay over there, miss?" (Try to get 'Fiora' to relax).

Rolled 3

>>28045208
>Stretch your hand to Mikitaka "It's a pleasure to meet yet another that walked amongst my legendary ancestors." (Shake hands with Mikitaka)
>>"Macha, why does this man surprise you so?" (Ask Macha about Mikitaka)
>>"Are you okay over there, miss?" (Try to get 'Fiora' to relax).

Rolled 60

>>28045856
trying for high rolls

>>28045765

You outstretch your hand for a handshake. "It's a pleasure to meet yet another that walked amongst my legendary ancestors."

He places his hand on yours, and then removes it...you notice that your hand is no longer empty. You held up some sort of foodstuff, cold to the touch, the top looking very similar to a ball of snow, and the bottom composed of a cream-colored cone.

To say this man was quirky would be the understatement of the century. But if he has lived this long...

"Macha, why does this man surprise you so?" Might as well get to know this person a little better.

"U-uhm, yes. Actually, he's a rather famous individual they've spoken of in Eldar history. One of the most accomplished 'explorers' of his time, traveling through uncharted space and colonizing planets...Nu Mikitakazo Nshi."

"That name sounds rather different than what I'd expect to hear in an Eldar." You point out.

"Naming conventions change with time, JoJo."

Right. Should have taken that into account.

"Well then! Come inside, come inside." Mikitaka gestures to the building behind him. "There is much I must share with you, myself. You should come to know about Josuke's misadventures in this very town, after all."

Without a moment of hesitation, you follow Mikitaka inside.

[Damn, I must already go. Time really does fly...and just two posts. Gah. I think trying to cover ground during workdays doesn't work too well for me...In any case, I MIGHT have Sunday and Tuesday off, so we can have threads in those days as well. Keep an eye out for those!]

>>28046266
Mikitaka is pretty much the strangest Eldar ever. He acts strange compared to Eldar (and pretty much everything else.) and has a quasi-Stand named in the human convention. (Earth Wind & Fire)