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November 2010
12671890Shin Megami Tensei Card SystemSome dude came up with a card based game system for running a game similar to a few SMT games...namely Persona.SMT Shin Megami Tensei Persona Devil Summoner Digital Card Homebrew System2010-11-05 4 
December 2011
17273710/tg/ Meta Quest 39More information is collected about the World Pillar in Antarctica, and we have confirmation that Persona 4 characters are part of the insurgents.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, ACS, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona2011-12-20 11 
17284731/tg/ Meta Quest 40We begin setting up sniper positions in Tokyo as we make contact with the insurgent forces.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, ACS, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona2011-12-21 10 
17296729/tg/ Meta Quest 41We successfully convince Guts to work with us, and prepare to shake up Griffith's world.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, ACS, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona2011-12-22 11 
17306889/tg/ Meta Quest 42We begin the second battle of Tokyo, as magic and mutant flesh meets more magic and advanced technology.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona2011-12-23 12 
17316446/tg/ Meta Quest 43We defeated Griffith, only to realize that he was just a pawn. The true reality distortion anchor of Tokyo reveals itself. We begin heavily losing troops, and the Leopard dropship goes down.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona2011-12-24 15 
17325929TG Quest: The Extended CutContinuation of discussion and planning from TG Quest thread #43 after it autosaged out. OP off on holiday until January 4th. Discussion of what to tell the Persona heroes and plans for the Antarctic showdown with Ebon Night.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona2011-12-26 6 
January 2012
17397134TG Quest: The Extended Cut -part 2Continuation of discussion and planning from TG Quest: The Extended Cut after it autosaged out. OP off on holiday until January 4th. More discussion, Mostly heroes and mechs this time.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona2012-01-04 6 
17425874/tg/ Meta Quest 44We begin cleaning up after the battle against the Idea of Evil. While Cheryl continues her training, we have our Antarctica team attack the Greater Shoggoth in order to access the Old One research facility.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona2012-01-05 11 
17429885/tg/ Meta Quest Planning Thread post-44The standard arguing of what to requisition and what is just stupid.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona2012-01-05 6 
17446362/tg/ Meta Quest 45The Command Crew is contacted by Igor, agent of Philemon, a powerful entity from the Persona Canon. He offers the Command Crew a Contract, and after much debate, the vote narrowly has us accepting.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona2012-01-07 10 
17450144/tg/ Meta Quest 46We open up one of the stasis chambers, only to fight a proto-Angel. We open the second stasis chamber, and find a shard of the World Pillar with Adam in fetus form inside. Translating the Elder Thing research reveals that they may have found the Lance of Longinus as well.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona, Evangelion2012-01-07 10 
17456343TG Meta Quest planning thread part BLARGHYet more debate over requisitions, and even a little over our current mission. MOST SHOCKING TWIST YET.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona, Evangelion2012-01-09 6 
17468187/tg/ Meta Quest 47As Cheryl interfaces with the World Pillar, Ebon Night takes exception to the Command Crew staying safe in orbit, and pulls them down to Antarctica for the final confrontation. Our calculations concerning our ability to defeat his defenses seem to have been...overly optimistic as we lose the entire White Mage Team.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona, Evangelion2012-01-09 10 
17471475/tg/ Meta Quest 48After the cataclysmic battle with Ebon Night and Cheryl initiating Second Impact, we awaken in the Kingdom of Zeal. However, it is revealed that this is only a semi-stable time echo, and we recruit the time ghost of Belthasar to aid us.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona, Evangelion, Chrono Trigger2012-01-09 11 
17481740/tg/ Meta Quest 49We find that Gaspar and Tosh are locked up with the Mammon Machine, and we execute a daring breaching of the chamber. Queen Zeal proves that she's one tough boss, then the Mammon Machine brings something through. Ebon Night wants a rematch, and the /tg dice seem to have bet against us as our troops drop like flies.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona, Evangelion, Chrono Trigger2012-01-10 11 
17485818/tg/ Meta Quest 50The crew of the TGS Oncoming Storm and their taskforce stand bloody and weary, but triumphant over Ebon Night and Queen Zeal. With their new allies, the three Gurus of Time, Life, and Reason, they refit the Blackbird into a trans-space ship and make their escape through the space-time rift eating the temporal echo of the Kingdom of Zeal.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona, Evangelion, Chrono Trigger2012-01-10 11 
17488622TG Meta-Quest Planning Thread - Ebon CompleteContinuing from previous planning thread. Wherein we finish arguing over requisition and skill choices for newly minted and leveled-up heroes. Ebon Night is defeated and MetaOP serves up our requisitions at the end of Thread 50. Expect arguments over what to do in our downtime.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, Persona, Chrono Trigger, Starship Troopers, Requisitions2012-01-11 6 
May 2012
19245066I Am You & You Are MeOP suspects that every thread on /tg/ is one poster with multiple personality disorder. Anons then proceed to namefag as an entire rogue's gallery of various "subpshyches" and personality entities, representing the many facets of human emotion and the mind, all led by the Manager (the brain) who directs Hardware (the body).roleplay, namefag, multiple personality disorder, subpshyche, hardware, manager2012-05-26 10 
November 2012
21761899PersonaQuest Thread involving a phone salesman with a degree in quantum physics and Darth Nihilus as his persona.Collective Game, Persona Quest, Street Fighting Man2012-11-26 20 
21776968Persona Quest 2James accepts his persona Anubis. Collective Game, Persona Quest, Persona2012-11-28 16 
January 2013
22402083/tg/ Meta Quest 129Task Force 38 fights against avatars of the ACTUAL Chaos Gods, as our defenses are slowly worn down. Then allies and enemies both from the quest's past arrive, and we lose another Hero.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, Half-Life, WoD, Void Engineers, New Chaos, The Open Door, Warhammer 40k, Persona 4, Street Fighter2013-01-06 10 
22442104/tg/ Meta Quest 130The End of TG Quest. The Task Force races against Azalin to be the first to the core of the Device, to determine whose will shall retcon the Meta in their image.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, Half-Life, WoD, Void Engineers, New Chaos, The Open Door, Warhammer 40k, Persona 4, SRW J, Ravenloft2013-01-08 25 
22513983/tg/ Meta Quest - Bonus DiskMetaOp answers some questions we have about the quest. Also short stories about the crew.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, Half-Life, WoD, Void Engineers, New Chaos, The Open Door, Warhammer 40k, Persona 4, SRW J, Ravenloft2013-01-12 11 
February 2013
22938730DM Quest: Part 1Fa/tg/uys take on the role of Robbert, an unemployed DM who decides to run FATAL for his group.DM Quest, Collective Game, Person, CYOA, FATAL2013-02-03 6 
22954278DM Quest: Part 2Robbert's adventure continues, the game starts, cops break in, and cosmic stuff happensDM Quest, Collective Game, Person, CYOA, FATAL2013-02-04 8 
September 2013
27146876Persona QuestWhere we play Persona 4: Nyarlathotep editionPersona Quest, Collective Game, Nyarlathotep, Yu Narukami2013-09-11 15 
27205360Persona Quest: The Golden 1In which /tg/ chooses difficulty and characterPersona Quest Golden, True Reincarnation, Collective Game2013-09-14 25 
27244567Persona Quest: The Golden 2In which we face ourself, and eh's a pretty cool guy. Also, school. Persona Quest Golden, True Reincarnation, Collective Game2013-09-16 18 
27269779Persona Quest: The Golden 3In which we rescue a prince from a fearsome beastPersona Quest Golden, True Reincarnation, Collective Game2013-09-17 12 
27289424Persona Quest: The Golden 4In which we freak out our classmates a bit and shop. Persona Quest Golden, True Reincarnation, Collective Game2013-09-18 11 
27319394Persona Quest: The Golden 5In which we succeed at cooking and fail at attentivenessPersona Quest Golden, True Reincarnation, Collective Game2013-09-20 10 
27370477Persona Quest: The Golden 6In which we gather our party and arm upPersona Quest Golden, True Reincarnation, Collective Game2013-09-23 11 
27390673Persona Quest: The Golden 7In which we venture forth. Persona Quest Golden, True Reincarnation, Collective Game2013-09-24 8 
27408370Persona Quest: The Golden 7, part 2In which we take down Shadow Yosuke.Persona Quest Golden, True Reincarnation, Collective Game2013-09-25 7 
27417414Persona Quest: The Golden 8In which we find ourself. Persona Quest Golden, True Reincarnation, Collective Game2013-09-26 6 
27491738Persona Quest: The Golden 9In which we want answers...Persona Quest Golden, True Reincarnation, Collective Game2013-09-30 7 
October 2013
27541488Persona Quest: The Golden 10In which we continue on our way to save Chie and bust open the heads of any Shadows in our way.Persona Quest Golden, True Reincarnation, Collective Game2013-10-03 6 
27569557Persona Quest: The Golden 11In which we fight Chie's Shadow, and find out that Yukiko gained a Persona without our help.Persona Quest Golden, True Reincarnation, Collective Game2013-10-05 5 
27610932Persona Quest: The Golden 12In which we fear Death. Persona Quest Golden, True Reincarnation, Collective Game2013-10-07 7 
27665892Persona Quest: The Golden 13In which we find a key... Persona Quest Golden, True Reincarnation, Collective Game2013-10-10 6 
27707015Persona Quest Golden 14In which we meet our surprise guestPersona Quest Golden, True Reincarnation, Collective Game2013-10-13 7 
27749658Persona Quest: The Golden 15In which we go to school and organize Persona Quest Golden, True Reincarnation, Collective Game2013-10-16 6 
27814380Persona Quest: The Golden 16In which we decide to visit the TV World on a social call... Persona Quest Golden, True Reincarnation, Collective Game2013-10-19 7 
27872574Persona Quest: The Golden 17In which we split the party, and it turns out pretty good. Persona Quest Golden, True Reincarnation, Collective Game2013-10-22 7 
27905424Persona Quest: The Golden 18In which we get more expositionPersona Quest Golden, True Reincarnation, Collective Game2013-10-25 5 
27940386Persona Quest: The Golden 19In which we ask around town for some answers. Persona Quest Golden, True Reincarnation, Collective Game2013-10-26 5 
November 2013
28087557Persona Quest: The Golden 20In which we get more informationPersona Quest Golden, True Reincarnation, Collective Game2013-11-04 6 
28155786Persona Quest 21In which we get even more exposition and informationPersona Quest Golden, True Reincarnation, Collective Game2013-11-08 5 
28308551Persona Quest: The Golden 22In which we meet our coworkerPersona Quest Golden, True Reincarnation, Collective Game2013-11-17 6 
28426033Persona Quest: The Golden 23In which we make our way into a SPOOOOOKKKYYYY apartment building... Persona Quest Golden, True Reincarnation, Collective Game2013-11-22 5 
28536030Persona Quest: The Golden 24In which we find some....Stuff?Persona Quest Golden, True Reincarnation, Collective Game2013-11-28 5 
December 2013
28569042Persona Quest: The Golden 24.5In which we force that... Thing to retreat. Persona Quest Golden, True Reincarnation, Collective Game2013-12-02 5 
28642511Persona Quest: The Golden 25In which we have an unexpected guest over for dinnerPersona Quest Golden, True Reincarnation, Collective Game2013-12-04 5 
28685875Persona Quest: The Golden 26In which we get more work Persona Quest Golden, True Reincarnation, Collective Game2013-12-07 2 
28808126Persona Quest: The Golden 27In which we have a break Persona Quest Golden, True Reincarnation, Collective Game2013-12-15 5 
January 2014
29412229Persona Quest: The Golden 28In which we find out that the world isn't quite as nice as we thoughtPersona Quest Golden, True Reincarnation, Collective Game2014-01-12 5 
29517465Persona Quest: The Golden 29In which we move at the pace of a dying snail. And decide that it was probably a demonht Persona Quest Golden, True Reincarnation, Collective Game2014-01-16 3 
February 2014
30099338Persona Quest: The Golden 30In which we finally obtain a new Social Link!Persona Quest Golden, True Reincarnation, Collective Game2014-02-09 6 
30302426Persona Quest: The Golden 31In which we speak to Igor more. Persona Quest Golden, True Reincarnation, Collective Game2014-02-18 2 
March 2014
30851570Persona Quest: The Golden 32In which we make some progress in time and plot. Persona Quest Golden, True Reincarnation, Collective Game2014-03-18 3 
31063163Persona Quest: The Golden 33In which we strengthen more bonds in one day than we have in a week...Persona Quest Golden, True Reincarnation, Collective Game2014-03-29 5 
April 2014
31373353Persona Quest: The Golden 34In which we talk with several friends, and get back to the cooking.Persona Quest Golden, True Reincarnation, Collective Game2014-04-14 4 
June 2014
32963043Intelligent Shield Personalities/tg/ suggests personalities for an intelligent shield, with hilarious results.intelligent, shield, personalities, magical item, intelligent item, personality, personalities, dere2014-06-24 4 
September 2014
34626247Double Cross: Star of New Zanzibar QuestFallen Angel is scouted and insults Chief and Claire. Captain becomes P-kun. It's a long way to the top if you want to be an idol.Collective Game, Double Cross, Double Cross Quest, Japanese RPG, I swear if one person makes a boat joke2014-09-05 20 
October 2014
35820704The Walking Persona Rider Quest, Part 1A quest born of a conversation in QTG takes off.Collective Game, Kamen Rider, Persona, The Walking Dead, Zombies, 2014-10-29 0 
35855806The Walking Persona Rider Quest S01E02SOCIAL LINK GO!The Walking Persona Rider Quest, Collective Game, Kamen Rider, Persona, The Walking Dead, Shin Megami Tensei, MegaTen2014-10-31 2 
November 2014
35916403The Walking Persona Rider Quest S01E03The scavenging of the military base goes much worse than expected.The Walking Persona Rider Quest, Collective Game, Kamen Rider, Persona, The Walking Dead, Shin Megami Tensei, MegaTen, Zombies, Demons2014-11-03 0 
35979953The Walking Persona Rider Quest S01E04Revelations about someone we thought we knew, and the arrival of Legion.The Walking Persona Rider Quest, Collective Game, Kamen Rider, Persona, The Walking Dead, Shin Megami Tensei, MegaTen, Zombies, Demons2014-11-06 1 
36015163The Walking Persona Rider Quest S01E05Finally, the showdown with Legion! ...and Sariel?The Walking Persona Rider Quest, Collective Game, Kamen Rider, Persona, The Walking Dead, Shin Megami Tensei, MegaTen, Zombies, Demons2014-11-08 0 
February 2015
38196535Historical Personalities>What is /tg/'s favourite lesser-known historical settings/facts/personalities?History, Historical, personalities, characters2015-02-22 4 
June 2015
40744607Persona 2129 Quest 1A protagonist arrives. A world is loaded and ready. A girl is met. The decisive game begins.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292015-06-22 32 
40766325Persona 2129 Quest 2Takashi Wakui, a boy without a Persona, encounters the Blackened Void for the first time. The tutorial stages of the game begin. Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292015-06-23 21 
40771974Persona 2129 Quest 2 Part 2Continuation of previous thread. Involves safehouses and reunion.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292015-06-23 21 
40785725Persona 2129 Quest 3Takashi returns from the nightmarish world of the Blackened Void and tries to explain his disappearance. Then there's a party.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292015-06-24 21 
40822954Persona 2129 Quest 4Takashi and Celeste take a tour of their new academy together. Then AETHER resumes its machinations...Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292015-06-26 21 
40888008Persona 2129 Quest 5Takashi chats with his sister, meets some strangely familiar vendors and begins his mission to rescue Celeste.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292015-06-29 21 
July 2015
40953358Persona 2129 Quest 6Celeste's rescue reaches a resolution. A new bond is formed. Episode 2 ends.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292015-07-02 21 
41058697Persona 2129 Quest 7Takashi's first day at Akumachi-Kirijo Academy for the Supernaturally Talented begins. Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292015-07-07 21 
41206605Persona 2129 Quest 8Takashi's first day at school continues. His predecessor is revealed and a secret is confessed.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292015-07-14 21 
41330588Persona 2129 Quest #9Akumachi City is explored, social stats are increased, a Social Link is gained and the plot is advanced.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292015-07-20 21 
41484072Persona 2129 Quest 10Akikazu treats Takashi to ramen. Persona augmentation is revealed. A thoughtful talk is had with Shizuka. Then AETHER updates...Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292015-07-27 21 
August 2015
41630144Persona 2129 Quest 11The Forlorn Abyss is unlocked. Also Shizuka teases Takashi about girls.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292015-08-03 20 
41674144Persona 2129 Quest 12It's time to rescue Akikazu. Pyre Ruin Valley awaits! But before that, more vendors!Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292015-08-05 20 
41916716Persona 2129 Quest 13Miniboss battle. Random encounters. Death Social Link!Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292015-08-17 15 
41959132Persona 2129 Quest 14Mondays: mapo tofu, Death Tarot explanations, eternal sunset and new Personas. Same as usual, then.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292015-08-19 21 
42054279Persona 2129 Quest 15Akikazu's rescue comes to an end. Episode 3 concludes.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292015-08-24 18 
42199986Persona 2129 Quest 16A week in the life of Takashi Wakui goes by. Stat boosts, new Social Links and shitty drama plays ahoy!Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292015-08-31 18 
September 2015
42335694Persona 2129 Quest 17Takashi takes Celeste on a small tour around a city. It is not a date, no matter what his older sister says.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292015-09-07 17 
42482289Persona 2129 Quest 18Even more Personas, mysterious item drops, a quirky shopkeeper and a new friend. What's not to like?Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292015-09-14 18 
42631991Persona 2129 Quest 19Can it be? A person in AETHER who isn't trying to viciously murder the Players? Let's go and check it out!Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292015-09-21 18 
October 2015
42892098Persona 2129 Quest 20Time to catch up on all those Social Links. Also, high intensity exam preparation action. Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292015-10-05 21 
43021013Persona 2129 Quest 21More Social Links up in this bitch. Also, swimming. Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292015-10-12 18 
November 2015
43657670Persona 2129 Quest 22Yes, it's finally here. The payoff has arrived. It's time for Takashi to swim (in a competition).Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292015-11-16 18 
43693561Persona 2129 Quest 23Celeste makes good on her promise. Things then take a left turn into crazy town. Episode 4 colludes.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292015-11-18 24 
43743271Persona 2129 Quest 23.5Ended suddenly due to QM sickness, but has stuff about ramen and summoning.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292015-11-21 14 
43775493Persona 2129 Quest 24Area 019, Fumika's sector, is open for business...Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292015-11-23 22 
December 2015
43912895Persona 2129 Quest 25Takashi returns to Area 019 to try and rescue Fumika. Things do not go as planned...Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292015-12-01 14 
43920642Persona 2129 Quest 25.5Continuation of previous thread.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292015-12-01 12 
44023893Persona 2129 Quest 26Fumika's rescue reaches its end. More chatlogs are had. Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292015-12-07 16 
44154737Persona 2129 Quest 27Golden Week Part 1.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292015-12-14 18 
44230663Persona 2129 Quest 28Golden Week Part 2 (and exams)Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292015-12-18 18 
44250139Persona 2129 Quest 29Exam results and a duel against Celeste.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292015-12-19 23 
44258255Persona 2129 Quest 29.5END OF PART 1Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292015-12-19 21 
January 2016
44841376Persona 2129 Quest 30BEGINNING OF PART 2Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292016-01-18 20 
44902100Persona 2129 Quest 31Justice and Hermit. Also, huge opening posts.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292016-01-21 15 
44991383Persona 2129 Quest 32Classroom chaos and a short trip to the Hazebound Woodlands.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292016-01-25 16 
February 2016
45138816Persona 2129 Quest 33Forlorn Abyss Act 1Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292016-02-01 12 
45148600Persona 2129 Quest 33.5Forlorn Abyss Act 1 part 2Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292016-02-01 11 
45283996Persona 2129 Quest 34The Observer is insufferable, as expected. But at least Takashi gets some sweet gains.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292016-02-08 14 
45294328Persona 2129 Quest 34.5Continuation of previous thread.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292016-02-08 11 
45342946Persona 2129 Quest 35In this thread, Takashi learns that women can be both adorable and utterly terrifying. Those Social Links are quite nice, though.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292016-02-11 16 
45423986Persona 2129 Quest 36Akikazu is a real cool guy. Also, Valentine's Day 2016 Special. The QM can't believe he wrote it, either.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292016-02-15 13 
45432719Persona 2129 Quest 36.5Continuation of previous thread. That is to say, the Valentine's Day Special.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292016-02-15 14 
45480559Persona 2129 Quest 37Takashi runs into the student council president of Akumachi-Kirijo Academy, Eriko Ozaki.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292016-02-18 17 
45561065Persona 2129 Quest 38What's that? Kozue Yusa wants to play a game of make-believe? Say no more, Takashi and his friends are on the case!Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292016-02-22 16 
March 2016
45727541Persona 2129 Quest 39Investigating Chikashi Yone and heading back to Area 019.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292016-03-01 15 
45733738Persona 2129 Quest 39.5Continuation of previous thread lacking the decimal.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292016-03-01 11 
45865625Persona 2129 Quest 40Takashi vs delinquents. The result is obvious...or is it?Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292016-03-08 14 
46015456Persona 2129 Quest 412016 White Day Special, along with confronting Chikashi Yone in a fast food place.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292016-03-15 14 
46023252Persona 2129 Quest 41.5Idol shows, cooking with nee-san and a fun night with video games.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292016-03-15 14 
46163815Persona 2129 Quest 42In this thread, Takashi has another chat with Eriko and anons roll too many useless 20s.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292016-03-22 11 
46172099Persona 2129 Quest 42.5Chikashi, you...Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292016-03-22 12 
46206375Persona 2129 Quest 43A real boss battle begins.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292016-03-24 14 
46215731Persona 2129 Quest 43.5Hurry up and make your decision, Takashi. You don't have all day.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292016-03-24 15 
April 2016
46464316Persona 2129 Quest #44Takashi spends an entire day with Fumika. This may not be as pleasant as it sounds.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292016-04-05 15 
46758247Persona 2129 Quest 45Takashi and Aria interact again. It is rather heartwarming.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292016-04-19 14 
46766658Persona 2129 Quest 45.5The continuation of the previous thread. A new character is introduced.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292016-04-19 13 
46886521Persona 2129 Quest 46Shizuka heads off to Tokyo, leaving Takashi alone for a month. What will he do?Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292016-04-25 15 
May 2016
21435A Good Man?A drunken bar patron listens to an old man recount his life story from birth to the present.Collective Game, WWII, Mystery, Second Person Narration2016-05-02 66 
47047744Persona 2129 Quest #47Takashi finally gets the chance to duel someone. Isn't that wonderful?Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292016-05-03 17 
47053020Persona 2129 Quest 47.5Shhh...Yoshino is sleeping.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292016-05-03 15 
16387Shipgirl Commander 1.0You are a failed applicant to the Admiralty. You sit on a bench eating anpan... and wait for your bus. But the fates might have a different Kantai Collection, Heavy Dialogue, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2016-05-04 18 
56949Shipgirl Commander 2MC is sent by Tenryuu to the Admiral. Just what is it that he wants?Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2016-05-08 10 
81799Shipgirl Commander 3It's time for MC to decide his Division members. But sleep beckons... and maybe something elseKantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2016-05-12 8 
115418Shipgirl Commander 4It's the dawn of a new day, and the Commander undertakes his first Op, but is there more than meets the eye?Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2016-05-17 6 
143052Shipgirl Commander 5With their backs to the wall, the Commander's Squad is in dire straits. Will his team survive?Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2016-05-20 7 
47411963Persona 2129 Quest 48Hateful, disease-ridden elf madmen. Not even once.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292016-05-24 15 
47428381Persona 2129 Quest 49More elves. When will this madness ever end?Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292016-05-25 15 
158472Shipgirl Commander 6After the disastrous mission, Commander takes a short RnR... right?Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2016-05-26 6 
176390Shipgirl Commander 7With the dawn of a new day, the Commander has to attend a conference to decide just what is going to happen to his assigned District.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2016-05-29 7 
June 2016
199886Shipgirl Commander 8The Vice-Admiral and the Commander enter a discussion, but not before a shocking fact is revealed.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2016-06-05 6 
213799Shipgirl Commander 9Kaga offers a solution to the Commander's problem - but is it a solution he wants? Hard R. Reader Discretion advised.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2016-06-08 5 
236567Shipgirl Commander 10The Commander gets out of bed - a week and a half later - to find a backlog of assignments. What a way to start the day.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2016-06-13 5 
47808441Persona 2129 Quest 50Takashi finishes visiting Aria and argues with the student council president.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292016-06-17 13 
254149Shipgirl Commander 11The Commander has a lot on his plate, and even more on his pelvic region. Mission time looms.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2016-06-18 5 
47861322Persona 2129 Quest 51Takashi gets to duel someone who isn't a complete bitch.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292016-06-20 13 
47945568Persona 2129 Quest 52Takashi spends a night (chatting) with Fumika and then more stuff happens.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292016-06-25 15 
272318Shipgirl Commander 12The Commander earns his stripes with a completed mission. Revelations abound.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2016-06-25 5 
290747Shipgirl Commander 13It's the afternoon of Day 15. On the back of his successful mission, another period of R&R begins.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2016-06-29 4 
July 2016
48047940Persona 2129 Quest 53Forlorn Abyss Act 2.Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292016-07-01 12 
48149253Persona 2129 Quest: THE END.The final thread of Persona 2129 Quest. All is revealed. Thanks for playing, everyone!Collective Game, Persona 2129 Quest, Persona, P21292016-07-07 20 
381181Shipgirl Commander 14RnR continues, with the Commander finding out a little more of his charges.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2016-07-24 6 
409407Shipgirl Commander 15In which Samidare-Hunting yields a few more surprises than usualKantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2016-07-30 3 
August 2016
426535Shipgirl Commander 16The hours go by and the Commander discovers a thing or two about his charges.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2016-08-08 2 
447917Shipgirl Commander 17Day 17 continues and it's not looking good for the Commander.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2016-08-16 2 
478975Shipgirl Commander 18The Commander discusses things with Murakumo on just what he expects of her.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2016-08-29 2 
September 2016
518136Shipgirl Commander 19The Commander continues his investigation and learns that he's not as well-liked as he previously assumed. Also... it's Open Mic NightKantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2016-09-11 2 
547270Shipgirl Commander 20The Admiral interrupts Open Mic Night to bring everyone back on duty. For you, Commander, it's time to suit up.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2016-09-18 5 
578996Shipgirl Commander 21The mission is successful. But for you, Commander, it's back to the grindKantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2016-09-26 4 
October 2016
614120Shipgirl Commander 22A well-known Diva looks to join the numbers. You, The Commmander, decide to look deeper into the case of the missing Battleships.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2016-10-02 5 
659764Shipgirl Commander 23For you, Commander, the day begins with a rather lusty Houshou.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2016-10-10 5 
684299Shipgirl Commander 24Scratching Nachi's itch and coming face to face with our assigned submarine, dechi.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore, Shipgirl Commander2016-10-17 6 
716450Shipgirl Commander 25It's the day you and Tenryuu have talked about for some time. A trip inland beckons!Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2016-10-27 3 
November 2016
777128Shipgirl Commander 26The day with Tenryuu and Iowa nears its end - It's almost time to head back to Yokosuka, Commander. Shadilay.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2016-11-09 3 
809749Shipgirl Commander 27A new day arrives on Yokosuka base. Your weekend continues, Commander.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2016-11-14 3 
827163Persona Quest #1Ashley 'Ash' Hayes arrives in her temporary home of Progress, Oregon. Spaghetti is eaten and dogs are pet. Persona, Ash Hayes, Collective Game, Persona Quest, Shin Megami Tensei, Progress OR2016-11-14 2 
844776Persona Quest #1 Part 2Ash witnesses a student have a seizure. She then discovers a parallel world and awakens to her Persona, Gilgamesh.Persona, Ash Hayes, Collective Game, Persona Quest, Shin Megami Tensei, Progress OR2016-11-21 0 
827501Shipgirl Commander 28The die is cast and you're about to embark where no fat man has gone before: on a black ops mission into hostile territory.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2016-11-23 5 
December 2016
865063Shipgirl Commander 29In the aftermath of the mission, you learn a few things... and not all of them good, Commander.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2016-12-04 6 
903313Shipgirl Commander 30In which we have a very short thread which ends with the mission select screen. The Commander is back in the saddle.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2016-12-10 3 
960848Personas & Dragons 1In a modern Forgotten Realms, we make our character.Persona, D&D, Forgotten Realms2016-12-21 1 
January 2017
992737Shipgirl Commander 31The day comes to a close for you, Commander. Time to suit up.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2017-01-10 3 
1028642Shipgirl Commander 32The mission begins - and there may be more than meets the eye.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2017-01-18 3 
1076971Shipgirl Commander 33You return from the successful mission, battered but otherwise alive. But your short stay in Ominato... might not be so event-free, either.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2017-01-27 5 
February 2017
1115768Shipgirl Commander 34You return to Yokosuka after your frightening experience with Shigure. A Commander's work is never done.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2017-02-06 3 
1142718Shipgirl Commander 35Returning from Ominato, you find yourself (unwillingly) back in the full swing of things. A busy day awaits you, Commander.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2017-02-18 3 
1181357Shipgirl Commander 36You approach the end of Day 44 at the Army Mobile Command, where you encounter faces new.. and old.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2017-02-28 3 
March 2017
1220722Shipgirl Commander 37It's Day 45, Commander. Time for you to settle a few things before you turn it in.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2017-03-11 2 
1245060Shipgirl Commander 38Another day comes... and with it, more problems than you're comfortable with. Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2017-03-18 2 
1272785Shipgirl Commander 39The meeting over and done with, you decide to accompany Kongou and Tenryuu Addendum: This is Day 45. Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2017-03-22 2 
April 2017
1311512Shipgirl Commander 40It is the morning of your weekend... you meet with The Court of Admirals for the first time.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2017-04-06 1 
1337096Shipgirl Commander 41Your trial/meeting with the Court of Admirals has its ups... and downs, Commander.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2017-04-15 3 
1373390Shipgirl Commander 42In which a whole thread is dedicated to your visit to your Senpai, the First Admiral. Oh, and Bismarck, if you're into that kind of thing.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2017-04-27 2 
May 2017
1409350Persona Quest Rebooted #1Ryoma Shizuhara moves in with his grandpa, meets a friendly metalhead, and then weird shit happens.Collective Game, Persona, Persona Quest Rebooted, Velvet Room Host2017-05-02 1 
1423172Persona Quest Rebooted #1, Pt. 2Ryoma meets a sukeban, forms new Social Links, explores a Shadow nest, and runs away from death.Collective Game, Persona, Persona ​Quest Rebooted, Velvet Room Host2017-05-06 2 
1424177Shipgirl Commander 43The rest of the weekend proceeds as well as it could. Many a hardship, however, remains lurking just beyond the horizon, Commander.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2017-05-14 3 
1450754Persona Quest Rebooted #2Ryoma doesn't make the grade, joins clubs, runs into sibling rivalry, and makes friends with an arms dealer.Collective Game, Persona, Persona Quest Rebooted, Velvet Room Host2017-05-16 1 
1473049Persona Quest Rebooted #3Momoko gets taken to the Reflected World, Ryoma fights some creepy spider Shadows, and performs his first Persona fusion.Collective Game, Persona, Persona Quest Rebooted, Velvet Room Host2017-05-22 1 
1485715Persona Quest Rebooted #4The Liberators fight a boss and qst dice fuck us over so hard that VRH has to intervene.Collective Game, Persona, Persona Quest Rebooted, Velvet Room Host2017-05-26 2 
June 2017
1489422Shipgirl Commander 44The Super Dreadnought Musashi pulls you in - literally and figuratively - for a discussion.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2017-06-02 2 
1558979Persona: Stars & StripesJames Baker moves in with a priest, makes friends, and falls through a crack into a jungle where he awakens his persona, Atticus Finch.Collective Game, Crab, Persona, USA2017-06-12 13 
1542999Shipgirl Commander 45It's time to go about with the rest of the day; your line of questioning with Shigure continues, Commander.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2017-06-13 3 
1573017Persona: Stars & Stripes #2Martin faces another him and the crack's threat is made clear. Ms Brown also works to supply you with weapons as you survive to the weekendCollective Game, Crab, Persona, USA, Stars & Stripes2017-06-18 10 
1571312Shipgirl Commander 46It's Day 48 and some developments are running a little more wild than you had previously expected. Hard R. Reader discretion advised.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2017-06-21 2 
1598231Persona: Stars & Stripes #3A book is read, sandwiches are had, and there is a thief in a church. Then things get hot in The Rift.Collective Game, Crab, Persona, USA, Stars & Stripes2017-06-25 10 
1583084Persona Quest Rebooted #5The Liberators continue their search, Momoko's Persona awakens, and the fight against the Shadow Yankiis begins...Collective Game, Persona, Persona Quest Rebooted, Velvet Room Host2017-06-25 4 
1595009Shipgirl Commander 47It's a showdown with destiny - will the late Atago finally get the resting place her sister so covets? That's up to you, Commander.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2017-06-30 3 
July 2017
1621287Persona: Stars & Stripes #4After a fiery fight the gang gets busted. Abigail makes an offer and a new party member faces themself.Collective Game, Crab, Persona, USA, Stars & Stripes2017-07-02 10 
1641128Persona: Stars & Stripes #5Nevermore spreads their wings and the group chases a mysterious figure. The next day a lead is found and the party gets burned.Collective Game, Crab, Persona, USA, Stars & Stripes2017-07-09 9 
1626586Persona Quest Rebooted #5, Part 2The Liberators defeat the Shadow Yankiis, Ryoma practices judo and solves a mystery.Collective Game, Persona, Persona Quest Rebooted, Velvet Room Host2017-07-09 1 
1629090Shipgirl Commander 48Apparently, after all this time, it turned out that you did believe in a higher power, Commander.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2017-07-10 1 
1661478Persona: Stars & Stripes #6Ms. Brown goes missing, you nearly die, then play some dodgeball.Collective Game, Crab, Persona, USA, Stars & Stripes2017-07-16 7 
1683350Persona: Stars & Stripes #7You make a friend, Ms. Brown's reckless habits are confronted, and the southern village is found.Collective Game, Crab, Persona, USA, Stars & Stripes2017-07-24 6 
1680077Shipgirl Commander 49Due to real life circumstances, this is a very short thread with little to nothing happening. Apologies. - QM/DM/GM (MECHANIC)Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2017-07-29 3 
1701511Persona Quest Rebooted #6Ryoma meets a new student and establishes 2 new Social Links.Collective Game, Persona, Persona Quest Rebooted, Velvet Room Host2017-07-30 2 
1709203Persona: Stars & Stripes #8You play riddles with a Shadow, bust a dam, and finally open the stone door.Collective Game, Crab, Persona, USA, Stars & Stripes2017-07-30 4 
August 2017
1740566Persona: Stars & Stripes #9You have dinner with Zoey, avoid some cops, then things go wrong in The Rift.Collective Game, Crab, Persona, USA, Stars & Stripes2017-08-09 5 
1729094Shipgirl Commander 50Kaga's gone. Maybe for good, maybe not. Nonetheless, you must push on. War doesn't wait.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2017-08-10 1 
1757180Persona: Stars & Stripes #10The group gets back together, and after a high flying fight you close The Rift from the inside.Collective Game, Crab, Persona, USA, Stars & Stripes2017-08-14 5 
1778697Persona: Stars & Stripes #11You finally find an exit, but it means another Rift is changing people. After an evening of shooting with Trish it is time to investigate.Collective Game, Crab, Persona, USA, Stars & Stripes2017-08-21 4 
September 2017
1824481Persona: Stars & Stripes #12A deadline is discovered, you get a job, and a new person enters The Rift.Collective Game, Crab, Persona, USA, Stars & Stripes2017-09-03 3 
1811598Shipgirl Commander 51You begin the first of a series of offensive campaigns, more than a little unprepared.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2017-09-06 1 
1845443Persona: Stars & Stripes #13The Tower is climbed and Natalie is forced to face herself.Collective Game, Crab, Persona, USA, Stars & Stripes2017-09-12 2 
1884264Persona: Stars & Stripes #14You learn more about Zoey, The Rift, and how to be a good cashier.Collective Game, Crab, Persona, USA, Stars & Stripes2017-09-24 3 
1880150Shipgirl Commander 52Alongside Musashi and Nachi, you move to do acquire as solid a foothold as you're able. OOC: Screw clutch rolls.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2017-09-30 2 
October 2017
1904520Persona Quest Rebooted #7, Part 1Ryoma eavesdrops on an argument, eats way more ramen than he can handle, and begins exploring Xinaian again.Collective Game, Persona, Persona Quest Rebooted, Velvet Room Host2017-10-01 1 
1939932Wild Hunter, a (Failed) Digimon AdventureMechanic fails miserably to start a Digimon campaign due to his own retardation. A shining example of what NOT to do when starting a quest! Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2017-10-08 5 
1931299Persona: Stars & Stripes #15The Superhero Shadow is beaten, but not without a cost. Then the very next day you go back looking for more information.Collective Game, Crab, Persona, USA, Stars & Stripes2017-10-09 1 
1943656Shadow PlayA former cop with locked-in syndrome is forced to take over other people's bodies in order to save his niece from a group of kidnappers.Collective Game, Shadow Play, Idiom Alpha, First Person, Image Quest2017-10-14 2 
1943211Shipgirl Commander 53Your mission continues, but as always, things aren't as they seem. It's the final stretch - but what lurks beneath the waters?Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2017-10-17 2 
1969138Shipgirl Commander 54You wake up, dazed and confused ... but when are you ever not, Commander?Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2017-10-26 1 
2005095Shipgirl Commander 55'I told you not to touch the white girl, but you didn't listen. How many times did I warn you? Masha'Allah!' - MECHANIC (GM/QM/DM)Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2017-10-30 2 
November 2017
2026093Shipgirl Commander 56After making an important phone call, our Commander attempts to recruit Grand Master Tenryuu.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2017-11-10 1 
2070167Winter Ball Quest/qst/-tan looks for a partner to go to the ball with him./qst/-tan, -tans, Winter Ball, anthropomorphic personifications, boards2017-11-14 5 
2057312Shipgirl Commander 57It's the weekend, but it doesn't feel like a break at all, does it, Commander?Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2017-11-23 2 
2087536Shipgirl Commander 58Thought For The Day: 'Learn to keep it in your pants, Commander. This is getting out of hand.'Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2017-11-30 2 
December 2017
2108195Shipgirl Commander 59The day begins with a lengthy argument, some revelations and you, once more, proving that you are the most unorthodox of the unorthodox.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2017-12-08 2 
2135337Shipgirl Commander 60"There is no try. There is only ... do."Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2017-12-25 2 
57052746Weirder Wizards Worldbuilding thread #2The second thread in which /tg/ brainstorms original ideas for wizards and systems of magic.wizard, wizards, magic, worldbuilding, no sense of right and wrong, personal pocket cephalopods,2017-12-27 3 
2161774Shipgirl Commander 61Your stance is apparently ... beside the rest of humanity. You choose not to be drawn into politics, yet ...Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2017-12-31 2 
January 2018
2194156Ashes of RhysodeIt's the day of your graduation, and everyone is taking their first uneasy steps ... none more so than you.2nd Person, Mecha, Sci-Fantasy2018-01-15 6 
February 2018
2237365Ashes of Rhysode 2You step into the simulator, intent on following your friend's lead in cracking the exercise.2nd Person, Mecha, Sci-Fantasy2018-02-01 3 
2271099Shipgirl Commander 62You sort your business out. Sorting out the District, fulfilling requests and everything else in between. Just another day, Commander.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2018-02-13 2 
2292661Shipgirl Commander 63You really shouldn't have gone drinking that night, Commander ... but maybe some TLC will get you right as rain!Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2018-02-21 3 
2314330Shipgirl Commander 64Your adventures with Samidare in dissecting the perils of leadership continue ... and you find something shocking regarding an old friend.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2018-02-26 5 
March 2018
2366924Ashes of RhysodeYour last day of cadet life continues. It's time so say goodbye to old friends and hopefully not embarrass yourself at the graduation party2nd Person, Mecha, Fantasy2018-03-19 2 
April 2018
2403548Ashes of Rhysode 4It's the AEGIS graduation party. Everyone's having a good time, saying their last goodbyes, knowing tomorrow is a new chapter in lives.2nd Person, Mecha, Sci-Fantasy2018-04-03 3 
2444978Shipgirl Commander 65Or should it be Vice-Admiral now? Be it Unofficial, or Official, you have a whole new world ... of bureaucracy and tasks to maneuver.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2018-04-10 5 
2457006Hive World Governor QuestDad's dead and leaves us with a Hive World to unfuck before Tyranids eat it.PersonQM, 40k, Hive World Governor, Collective Game2018-04-15 4 
2467355Ashes of Rhysode 5It's your first day, but may also be your last. Enemy forces come in from left and right ... and you're smack dab in the middle.2nd Person, Mecha, Sci-Fantasy2018-04-26 3 
May 2018
2493591Hive World Governor Quest 2Surviving an assassination attempt, we wake up to see our Hive gone to hell. We guide the separated forces of the Hive to take it back.PersonQM, 40k, Hive World Governor, Collective Game2018-05-02 1 
2506825Shipgirl Commander 66It's a busy continuation of your responsibilities as a ... Vice-Admiral? Whatever. You're always busy, anyway.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2018-05-09 3 
2524039Ashes of Rhysode 6As Knight-Commander of the 401st Named Chapter, you begin your period of acclimatization as a leader to those you once called your peers.2nd Person, Mecha, Sci-Fantasy2018-05-13 2 
2532442Hive World Governor Quest 3We secure the hive only for the Inquisition fortress to go nuclear. Then waifu wars part 2PersonQM, 40k, Hive World Governor, Collective Game2018-05-17 1 
2561073Shipgirl Commander 67It's Day 59, "Vice-Admiral". You have promises to keep, deadlines to meet and an array of tasks to sort out. The day is yours to seize.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2018-05-28 2 
June 2018
2576695Hive World Governor Quest 4We deal with a bunch of crap in the office and start building a kill teamPersonQM, 40k, Hive World Governor, Collective Game2018-06-02 1 
60202751Historical Figures as Villains or AntagonistsWho is the best historical conqueror to base a villain on? /tg/ discusses.History, Historical, Personalities, Real People, Character, Setting, /his/2018-06-09 2 
2602448Shipgirl Commander 68It's the weekend, Vice-Admiral. Time for you to take a well-earned ... break?Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2018-06-12 3 
July 2018
2690017Shipgirl Commander 69In which we find the GM's updates becomes sporadic until its too late.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2018-07-15 2 
August 2018
2737642Ashes of Rhysode 7More tutorials ... seriously?2nd Person, Mecha, Sci-Fantasy2018-08-03 2 
2775089Persona: Dreamlands Quest #1After the death of his mother, Phil Murphy moves in with his rich father in LA and stumbles upon strange cases of people who won't wake upPersona, Shin Megami Tensei, Dreamlands, Philemon2018-08-03 5 
2794179Persona: Dreamlands Quest #2While looking for a way into Rebecca's Nightmare, Phil and Cel uncover a dark secret. The rescue of Rebecca begins. Persona, Shin Megami Tensei, Dreamlands, Philemon2018-08-13 5 
2775488Ashes of Rhysode 8After going over many format changes, I've decided to stick with the narrative-based style. A thousand apologies2nd Person, Mecha, Sci-Fantasy2018-08-18 1 
September 2018
2813911Shipgirl Commander 70Bismarck, Prinz Eugen and the First Admiral arrive for a casual visit, allowing you to catch up.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2018-09-02 1 
2863642Persona: Dreamlands Quest #3Short thread. Rebecca gets her Persona and we fight Shadow Lucas.Persona, Shin Megami Tensei, Dreamlands, Philemon2018-09-10 3 
2864951Shipgirl Commander 71"Got carried away with Monster Hunter World - GM/DM/QM"Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2018-09-20 2 
October 2018
2901072Shipgirl Commander 72"Writer's block and GM's mercy are friend and foe locked in a dizzying dance" - Procrastinating GMKantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2018-10-04 0 
2954051Shipgirl Commander 73In which the GM had to handle the unholy mix of 4chan bans and real life commitment. Filler.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2018-10-23 2 
November 2018
2994037Ashes of Rhysode 9Exploring the Yamato, you run into a few new faces.2nd Person, Mecha, Sci-Fantasy2018-11-09 1 
3029298Shipgirl Commander 74A complete session? Impossible! - Everyone, probablyKantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2018-11-24 1 
December 2018
3045533Shipgirl Commander 75You wander around town, hoping to encounter something that's out of the norm for once.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2018-12-03 1 
3103035Shipgirl Commander 76Dechi fails at stealth. Apply headpats to soothe.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2018-12-31 1 
January 2019
3150395Shipgirl Commander 77Everything's beginning to settle in nicely. Tomorrow might not be such a bad day after all.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2019-01-22 1 
February 2019
3198982Shipgirl Commander 78We have a nice talk with Nachi and nearly fuck up our relationship with her. Again.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2019-02-08 1 
March 2019
3341092Shipgirl Commander 79You try to sort out the trickier nuances of your Division. An old friend gives some insight on your current ... "methodology".Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2019-03-27 1 
3358095Persons of Interest #1Start to Persons of Interest. The protagonist finds out his abusive father has mind-control abilities. Can he save his little sister?Persons of Interest Quest, original capeshit, superpowers, Healer Protagonist2019-03-31 9 
April 2019
3390130Persons of Interest #2Chris also needs to deal with the legal consequences of his actions while assuring of his sisters mental well-being and how to move forward.Persons of Interest Quest, original capeshit, superpowers, Healer Protagonist2019-04-07 7 
3383449Shipgirl Commander 80The mission briefing goes as well as it should.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2019-04-13 3 
3419579Ashes of Rhysode [Re:CODED] #1Restart of the Game after QM lost his notes. This time as heir of a stellar conglomerate.2nd Person, Mecha, Sci-Fantasy2019-04-22 3 
3425382Persons of Interest #3In the hospital, Chris spends his time learning more about his abilitiesPersons of Interest Quest, original capeshit, superpowers, Healer Protagonist2019-04-23 4 
May 2019
3490570Ashes of Rhysode [Re:CODED] #2Space Merchant Prince chats with Rural friend about girl problems.2nd Person, Mecha, Sci-Fantasy2019-05-07 4 
3455650Ashes of Rhysode [Re:CODED] #2 (actual)Miss archived thread 3 as thread 2. This thread we talked to Rural friend about girl problems.2nd Person, Mecha, Sci-Fantasy2019-05-07 3 
3469065Persons of Interest #4Sorting out some more issues, like their father's funeral, Chris gets ready to move to a more permanent residence. Persons of Interest Quest, original capeshit, superpowers, Healer Protagonist2019-05-20 4 
3525922Persons of Interest #5Finally moving on, Chris and Cam move in with the Millers in the new city of Tall Oaks.Persons of Interest Quest, original capeshit, superpowers, Healer Protagonist2019-05-31 3 
June 2019
3536539Ashes of Rhysode [Re:CODED] #4Bedroom conversation with a female mecha fanatic.2nd Person, Mecha, Sci-Fantasy2019-06-18 2 
3571317Persons of Interest #6Chris and Cam get to know their new Foster Family a little better.Persons of Interest Quest, original capeshit, superpowers, Healer Protagonist2019-06-30 3 
July 2019
3587212Ashes of Rhysode [Re:CODED] #5Try to check into a hotel for the night and the hotel staff make several mistakes.2nd Person, Mecha, Sci-Fantasy2019-07-04 2 
3630522Ashes of Rhysode [Re:CODED] #6Purchase designer clothes for two girls (one of which proposed to us)2nd Person, Mecha, Sci-Fantasy2019-07-18 6 
3648083Persons of Interest #7Shopping adventure ensues, but not without its hickups, and not without your powers being questionedPersons of Interest Quest, original capeshit, superpowers, Healer Protagonist, Slice of Life2019-07-25 5 
August 2019
3682105Ashes of Rhysode [Re:Coded] 7The day continues.2nd Person, Mecha, Sci-Fantasy2019-08-12 2 
3742378Persons of Interest #8Coincidences keep aligning for Chris to get a coupon for a free massage. What's the worst that could happen?Persons of Interest Quest, original capeshit, superpowers, Healer Protagonist, Slice of Life2019-08-27 0 
3734252Ashes of Rhysode [Re:CODED] #8The Fishers come to Mishima with a proposal (heh)2nd Person, Mecha, Sci-Fantasy, Collective Game2019-08-29 1 
September 2019
3793184Ashes of Rhysode [Re:Coded] #9It's party night.2nd Person, Mecha, Sci-Fantasy2019-09-26 1 
October 2019
3844362Ashes of Rhysode [Re:Coded] #10The partying continues2nd Person, Mecha, Sci-Fantasy2019-10-22 1 
November 2019
3877413Ashes of Rhysode [Re:Coded] #11More meetings, more partings ...2nd Person, Mecha, Sci-Fantasy2019-11-12 1 
December 2019
3909545Ashes of Rhysode [Re:Coded] 12The prelude to the prelude to madness.2nd Person, Mecha, Sci-Fantasy2019-12-04 1 
3951775Ashes of Rhysode [Re:Coded] 13The invasion is under way. Hang tight, pilot.2nd Person, Mecha, Sci-Fantasy2019-12-27 1 
January 2020
3998786Ashes of Rhysode [Re:Coded] 14The QM would like to apologize as two things happened: he went to Singapore ... and was hit by the ban-hammer. Please understand.2nd Person, Mecha, Sci-Fantasy2020-01-24 0 
March 2020
4081908Ashes of Rhysode [Re:Coded] 15Combat, delays ... the usual2nd Person, Mecha, Sci-Fantasy2020-03-12 0 
April 2020
4128780Ashes of Rhysode [Re:Coded] 16In which the writer does a giveaway no one participates in ... and gets kittens.2nd Person, Mecha, Sci-Fantasy2020-04-05 0 
May 2020
4189390Shipgirl Commander 81In which a doughnut proves to be most elusive.Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2020-05-10 2 
4228670Persona: MoonlessIn a world of Elven supremacy, A human student starts a new life in Cairth...and in the Moonworld.Persona, Moonless, Johann Fol, 2020-05-13 8 
4254958Persona: Moonless IIIn Which you started your search of lustPersona, Moonless, Johann Fol, 2020-05-22 2 
June 2020
4278149Ashes of Rhysode 18The defense of Rhysodes continues. You, Wray and the others begin the charge to what you hope to be victory.2nd Person, Mecha, Sci-Fantasy2020-06-24 0 
4288675Persona: Moonless IIIIn which our treasure hunt goes terribly wrong.Persona, Moonless, Johann Fol, 2020-06-25 1 
July 2020
4304404Shipgirl Commander 82[QUEST CANCELLED]Kantai Collection, Dialogue Heavy, 2nd Person, Action, Lore2020-07-11 0 
August 2020
4332631Ashes of Rhysode 18 (Actual)Another hiatus because the QM/GM/DM actually has a big project IRL that he hopes gets off the ground.2nd Person, Mecha, Sci-Fantasy2020-08-12 0 
September 2020
4431964Persona: Moonless IVLust hasn't been purged yet and we nailed in the cooking classPersona, Moonless, Johann Fol, 2020-09-23 1 
October 2020
4463011Persona: Moonless VThe first floor of lust is almost over, onto the next one!Persona, Moonless, Johann Fol, 2020-10-07 1 
4484978Persona: Moonless VIFirst floor is finished after a climatic battle. Time to find a boat!Persona, Moonless, Johann Fol, 2020-10-21 1 
November 2020
4494155Ashes of Rhysode [Re:Coded] #21It took us 18 months, but we're finally off Rhysode.2nd Person, Mecha, Sci-Fantasy2020-11-18 0 
4518334Persona: Moonless VIIRed had a nasty surprise for you underground. Never Ever.Persona, Moonless, Johann Fol, 2020-11-21 0 
December 2020
4554156Persona Moonless: A Judge's day A really short spin off about Cairth's favorite Judge!Persona, Moonless, Johann Fol, 2020-12-04 0 
4539644Ashes of Rhysode XXArriving in the Administratum, there are reunions aplenty.2nd person, Mecha, Sci-Fantasy2020-12-21 0 
January 2021
4567719Persona: Moonless VIIIJohann is enjoying his infested immortality in the second floor of LustPersona, Moonless, Johann Fol, 2021-01-10 0 
February 2021
4603076Persona: Moonless IXIn which you are trying to get in the love boat with Kaz and MaqPersona, Moonless, Johann Fol, 2021-02-13 0 
March 2021
4651916Persona: Moonless XMaq's sister is finally saved after one bizzare adventure.Persona, Moonless, Johann Fol,2021-03-16 0 
April 2021
4706533Persona: Moonless XILust has been finally purged..but at what cost?Persona, Moonless, Johann Fol,2021-04-19 0 
4700116Azur Lane: Beyond That Blue HorizonYou're a Cadet within the organization of Azur Lane. It is the day of your trials to determine your eligibility as a Commander.2nd Person, Azur Lane, Shipgirls, Mechanic Special, Slow Posting2021-04-22 5 
June 2021
4812638Summoner Assassin QuestJakim Massem-Hasserchmitt runs a honest business of killing people for money with summoned beastsSummoner Assassin Quest, demons, fantasy, Collective Game, male protagonist, first person2021-06-09 1 
4804619Azur Lane: Beyond That Blue Horizon 2You're a Cadet within the organization of Azur Lane. It is the day of your trials to determine your eligibility as a Commander.2nd Person, Azur Lane, Shipgirls, Mechanic Special, Slow Posting2021-06-11 0 
4820196Persona: Moonless XIIWhat kind of surprises will Satha's Lunar festivities hold for us?Persona, Moonless, Johann Fol,2021-06-13 0 
July 2021
4865172Azur Lane: Beyond That Blue Horizon 3I was side-tracked by several new purchases for my game library and duly apologize for this detour. - The QM2nd Person, Azur Lane, Shipgirls, Mechanic Special, Slow Posting2021-07-16 0 
August 2021
4933950Persona: Moonless XIIIWe do a small delivery for the White Stag, come back to a shock, and continue our daily life.Persona, Moonless, Johann Fol2021-08-23 0 
September 2021
4919710Azur Lane: Beyond That Blue Horizon 4You're a Cadet within the organization of Azur Lane. It is the day of your trials to determine your eligibility as a Commander. 2nd Person, Azur Lane, Shipgirls, Mechanic Special, Slow Posting2021-09-03 1 
October 2021
4985192Persona: Moonless XIVThe festivies had ended just in time for Wrath to appear.Persona, Moonless, Johann Fol,2021-10-18 0 
November 2021
4983794Azur Lane: Beyond That Blue Horizon 5You continue your assignments for the day, playing chaperone and failure in the same stride.2nd Person, Azur Lane, Shipgirls, Mechanic Special, Slow Posting2021-11-05 1 
5037908 Persona Moonless: OblivionEnd of line for Johann and everything he holds dearPersona, Moonless, Johann Fol,2021-11-15 0 
December 2021
5061424Persona: Moonless XVIn which we reach a mysterious black pondPersona, Moonless, Johann Fol,2021-12-11 0 
January 2022
5047906Azur Lane: Beyond That Blue Horizon 6[Same as the last one]2nd Person, Azur Lane, Shipgirls, Mechanic Special, Slow Posting2022-01-02 1 
February 2022
5092574Persona: Moonless XVIIn which we get closer to shapeless baronessPersona, Moonless, Johann Fol,2022-02-02 0 
5108744Revelations: Persona, Session #0: Pre-Show Entertainment Maya Kira enters a prestigious girl's school, meets new friends and encounters strange things.Revelations Persona, Japloak, High School, Maya Kira, Arcana2022-02-17 2 
March 2022
5146245Azur Lane: Beyond The Blue Horizon 7These are your first steps ...2nd Person, Azur Lane, Shipgirls, Mechanic Special, Slow Posting2022-03-26 1 
June 2022
5240896Azur Lane: Beyond The Blue Horizon 8Don't look at me like that. You know that I'm slow. Also, you just finished a meeting. Ain't life grand?2nd Person, Azur Lane, Shipgirls, Mechanic Special, Slow Posting2022-06-09 0 
July 2022
5309562The Drunkard And The Alien Quest - 1st DrinkIn which a drunkard can't get drunk because of a creepy alien he wakes up to discover in his house.The Drunkard And The Alien Quest, YouAndYourWaifu, Noir, Sci-fi, Prohibiton, 1920s, Male Protagonist, Male MC, Alien, Waifu, 2nd Person, 2022-07-22 5 
August 2022
5348054The Drunkard And The Alien Quest - 2nd DrinkIn which alien tries out new cocktail dresses as she and the drunkard run and hide away from an federal agent. The Drunkard And The Alien Quest, YouAndYourWaifu, Noir, Sci-fi, Prohibiton, 1920s, Male Protagonist, Male MC, Alien, Waifu, 2nd Person,2022-08-28 0 
September 2022
5356480Ashes of Rhysode 21The Administratum, a hub for Imperial Bureaucracy2nd Person, Mecha, Sci-Fantasy2022-09-10 0 
5376207Persona : Moonless (Epilogue)That's all, folks.Persona, Moonless, Johann Fol,2022-09-21 0 
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