| Thread | Title | Description | Tags | Added | Score |
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| May 2009 |
| 4655339 | Neckbeard marriage! | A fellow eloquen/tg/entleman asks /tg/ on ways for him to propose to his beloved lady. The neckbeards respond in their usual way, alongside some good ideas. | dick-in-a-box, love, /tg/, metathread, neckbeard, help, advice | 2009-05-25 | 5 | |
| July 2009 |
| 5063230 | Disney Goes /tg/ | A Disney comic about... Well... Tabletop gaming in general. It's funny because it's true. | disney, neckbeard, fa/tg/uy, d&d, scrooge, donald | 2009-07-02 | 10 | |
| August 2009 |
| 5348400 | Imaginary Army Men | /tg/ gets shit done and truly examines the popular Imaginary Army Men (IAM) System with the meticulous zeal it deserves, from the cheesy, min-maxing tactics of Red Army troop choices to the oft-overlooked fluff and possible fascist leanings of the mysterious Grey Army. Also Tan Army players are weaboos. | warhamm faulty kai, plastic army men, neckbeard, wargame | 2009-08-05 | 3 | |
| October 2009 |
| 6390231 | Real Life Quest | The OP decides to try out a quest thread - Hits home and takes off | Quest, Roleplay, Little sister, Life, Real, Real, Life, NeckBeard | 2009-10-23 | 3 | |
| December 2009 |
| 7106332 | Fortress Latvia | /tg/ decides to buy an entire Latvian town and turn it into a deathtrap. | Setting, town, neckbeardery | 2009-12-13 | 6 | |
| April 2010 |
| 9086807 | Dwarven Guide to Beard Care | A few bits of good advice, from an older dwarf to some younger ones, as to the best way to groom and care for one's facial pelt. Washing, braiding, neckbeards, and the horror of shaving are given their due commentary. | dwarf, beard | 2010-04-10 | 3 | |
| September 2010 |
| 11984094 | Neckbeards May Cry | Shas'o R'myr talks about his experiences at a local tournament, involving the attack of a greasy ultramarine player. Some trolling. | Shas'o R'myr, Tau, 40k, Tournament, Neckbeard | 2010-09-07 | 12 | |
| October 2010 |
| 12624523 | Characters who could take a level of Barbarian | A thread about manliness goes horribly awry. | Manly men, beards, meth, owls, Wasteland Warrior, alcohol, Norse mythology | 2010-10-31 | 2 | |
| May 2011 |
| 14950652 | MANLY MOUSTACHE/BEARD THREAD | /tg/ beard vote 2011 | beard, lulz | 2011-05-17 | 2 | |
| June 2011 |
| 15107319 | Sometimes you just give it to them | Instances when a DM just gives a character something/Non combat awesome stories | Elfbeard, Bearded Elf, Cook Battle, Bakery, DM, Stories | 2011-06-01 | 15 | |
| January 2012 |
| 17689732 | /TG/ BOOTLEG Meta Quest thread 3 | While metaquest is on hiatus, we play as a requisitions looter team. Shit gets fucked up and significantly more complicated. | Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Harry Potter, X-Men, Bootleg Metaquest, Bootleg, COMMON SENSE, Mario, Digimon, Street Fighter, Sailor Moon, Warcraft, Wakfu, Pokemon, Vocaloid, Neckbeard | 2012-01-27 | 6 | |
| November 2012 |
| 21379009 | Wizards don't give a fuck | OP opens a can of worms when he asks for Wizard images. It soon goes into bizarro /tg/ territory. | Wizard, D&D, magic, homo, thri-kreen, beards, genderswap, gangsta | 2012-11-01 | 21 | |
| March 2013 |
| 23951476 | Wang Fire | Wang Fire discovers that he is everyone, and that everyone is Wang Fire | Wang Fire, Avatar, Sokka, Alpharius, silly, humor, realization, manliness, beard, Zuko | 2013-03-31 | 15 | |
| May 2013 |
| 25030626 | Blacksmith Quest I | The first installment of Blacksmith Quest. We roll a nat 100 on beard quality and end up with the king of all beards. We travel to the main city and set up shop with a Dwarven smith called Urist. | Collective Quest, Blacksmith, Shop, Urist, Beard | 2013-05-25 | 20 | |
| June 2013 |
| 25172321 | Blacksmith Quest II - Part 1 | We get the day off work and explore the city, the quest abruptly ends when OP has to leave. | Blacksmith, Collective Game, Beard, Dwarf | 2013-06-01 | 5 | |
| 25195195 | Blacksmith Quest 2.5 | Blacksmith Quest continues with a second thread to make up for the crap one the day before. We go on our date with Sarah and recruit a Warforged named Balthazar to our shop. | Blacksmith Quest, Smith, Beard, Dwarf | 2013-06-02 | 3 | |
| 25267569 | Warhammer Fantasy Quest | DA ORKIEST QUEST YOU EVER DUN PLAYED IN
We got uz some boyz, did kunnin brutality, and brutal kunnin', gork, we got it all | Collective Game Naffzod Beardsplitter Ork Quest | 2013-06-06 | 6 | |
| 25315860 | Blacksmith Quest III | Urist has to travel far away and we are left with control of the smithy. We get some fantastic weapons and armour made, we impress Anamman's niece and try to hit on Sarah again. Blueprints are found for a Warforged arm and we get drunk with some Dwarves | Blacksmith Quest, Blacksmith, Alaric, Beard, Dwarf | 2013-06-08 | 2 | |
| 25449164 | Blacksmith Quest IV | Rumours of an Orc invasion pop up, we are swamped with orders from nearby villages and warriors asking for weapons and armour. We drink with Van Gan and talk to the other Smiths about the possibility of opening up a single Foundry. | Blacksmith Quest, Blacksmith, Beard, Smith, Alaric | 2013-06-15 | 4 | |
| 25599207 | Blacksmith Quest V | We go out and recruit people for the upcoming Orc attacks at the request of the Captain of the Guard. We recruit Gladiators, pirates, Elves and more! | Blacksmith Quest, Blacksmith, Beard, Alaric | 2013-06-23 | 2 | |
| 25725242 | The Story of Larry | Anon tells the story of a horrible sex offender That Guy | DnD, D&D, 3.5, 3.5e, That Guy, Neckbeard | 2013-06-30 | 9 | |
| September 2013 |
| 27292905 | Captain Dicebeard | OP meets a GMing pirate and asks /tg/ if he should continue playing. /tg/ states the obvious: DO IT FAGGOT! | Captain, Dicebeard, GMing, Crazy, Awesome, Funny, Story Time | 2013-09-19 | 25 | |
| October 2013 |
| 27561099 | Mages Guild Meeting | Mages meet to discuss world-ending means of keeping drafts out of their studies. Bearsalisks are transmuted, beards are misplaced, skin is refurbished, and the elemental plane of pizza is ruined. | Wizards, mages, pizza, beards, -omancy, genocide, dirty Druid hippies, bearsalisks | 2013-10-04 | 1 | |
| 27796127 | On Sikhs, and Sikhism | In which /tg/ learns that Sikhism is pretty much a religion where everyone are paladins, and proceed to have the most civil religion-related thread you'll ever see. | Sikhism, religion, paladins, turbans, bad-ass, beards | 2013-10-18 | 33 | |
| November 2013 |
| 28334133 | Neckbeard Quest 1 | A typical day for a neckbeard on /tg/. We burn down our thread, meet an unicorn and seduce an elven maid. | Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard | 2013-11-19 | 35 | |
| 28367525 | Neckbeard Quest 2 | We eat breakfast, behead a torpedo and defeat a group of weeaboo from /jp/. We finally get the horn. | Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard | 2013-11-20 | 15 | |
| 28385088 | Neckbeard Quest 3 | Anon and his pompadour bearing ally run into some old friends. Violence ensues. | Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard | 2013-11-21 | 12 | |
| 28411859 | Neckbeard Quest #4 | Garush and Anon talk with the decapitated Banshee head, and the Beardstrosity returns. | Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard | 2013-11-22 | 10 | |
| 28441940 | Neckbeard Quest 5 | We get advice from oldfag sage and find the elven maid at her post. | Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard | 2013-11-25 | 10 | |
| 28485417 | Neckbeard Quest 6 | Neckbeard finally get laid, Yorick screams a lot, Anon reaches enlightenment and Neckbeard learn a few thing about elven mating habits. | Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard | 2013-11-27 | 8 | |
| December 2013 |
| 28574875 | Neckbeard Quest #8 | In which Neckbeard comes back from the dead and robs CryAnon from what little was left of his dignity. | Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard | 2013-12-02 | 7 | |
| 28609752 | Neckbeard Quest #9 | Neckbeard performs an excellent villain routine in an attempt at obtaining a replacement minion. | Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard | 2013-12-03 | 7 | |
| 28649836 | Neckbeard Quest #10 | Charlotte and Anry begin preparations for dealing with the neckbeared menace. | Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard | 2013-12-08 | 7 | |
| January 2014 |
| 29396269 | Neckbeard Quest 11 | Neckbeard meets a shop owner and proceeds to rob him. | Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard | 2014-01-10 | 10 | |
| 29448061 | Neckbeard Quest 12 | In which Anon makes a move on Yorick. | Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard | 2014-01-12 | 10 | |
| 29607416 | Neckbeard Quest #13 | Neckbeard gains a new reluctant minion. | Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard | 2014-01-20 | 7 | |
| 29670766 | Neckbeard Quest | In which anon has possibly the worst day of his life | Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard | 2014-01-22 | 5 | |
| 29736937 | Neckbeard Quest #15 | Yorick is reunited with her friends, and one of Anon's inner demons begins some scheming. | Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard | 2014-01-24 | 7 | |
| February 2014 |
| 30053928 | Neckbeard Quest 16 | In which the beardstrosity invades homes and eats dogs. | Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard | 2014-02-08 | 5 | |
| 30355924 | Random Dimensional Quest 5: The Quest for Questing | In which Nick Trimmers tames wild facial hair and dispenses sage advice. | Collective Game, Random Dimensional Quest, Nick Trimmers, barber, Slow Ass, Quest, Arsenal, dwarf, beard, haircut | 2014-02-20 | 0 | |
| 30447299 | girl gamer looking for group | Anon post a flyer he found at his FLGS. Other anons join in to share stories both amusing and horrifying. There is also some discussion about just HOW and WHY people could sperg out this hard. | FLGS, LGS, horror, neckbeard, autist, girl gamer, gurl gaymer, nerd, geek, nerd girl, nerdlings, pop culture, culture, | 2014-02-24 | 16 | |
| 30448765 | Neckbeard Quest 17 | Neckbeard recruits the dog tamer, and Anon's day doesn't get any better. | Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard | 2014-02-25 | 5 | |
| June 2014 |
| 32575876 | Neckbeard Quest #18 | Neckbeard Quest returns, taking control on a one-armed anon. | Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard | 2014-06-05 | 7 | |
| 32613847 | Neckbeard Quest #19 | Fun at the dog park. | Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard | 2014-06-08 | 6 | |
| 32649256 | Neckbeard Quest #20 | One-Arm Anon tries to take care of his succubus problem. | Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard | 2014-06-09 | 7 | |
| 32678176 | Neckbeard Quest #21 | Between Catgirl Baker's antics and Yorick's attempt to be kawaii uguu, the thread approaches critical cuteness. | eckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard | 2014-06-11 | 5 | |
| July 2014 |
| 33275921 | Neckbeard Quest #22 | A dog humps a guy's leg, and then enters cheat codes. | Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard | 2014-07-11 | 5 | |
| 33327537 | Neckbeard Quest #23 | In which Teli puts anon in the pit | Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, neckbeard, random, Teli | 2014-07-12 | 5 | |
| 33361943 | Neckbeard Quest 24 | Anon and Garush play hooky. One arm gets some new threads. | Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard | 2014-07-14 | 5 | |
| August 2014 |
| 33866248 | Neckbeard Quest 25 Part 2 | Previous: http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/33849478/
| Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard | 2014-08-04 | 6 | |
| September 2014 |
| 34523638 | Neckbeard Quest 26 | Anon continues to be the little girl and /k/ay wakes up from a night of hard partying. | Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard | 2014-09-01 | 6 | |
| 34561647 | Neckbeard Quest 27 | /k/ay gets stuck under a bunch of sweaty /fit/izens. | Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard | 2014-09-02 | 6 | |
| 35166083 | Neckbeard Quest 28 | Beardy goes off to conquer /soc/ and One-Arm gets a personal encounter with femdom. | Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard | 2014-09-29 | 5 | |
| October 2014 |
| 35244188 | Neckbeard Quest 29 | We celebrate 4chan's 11th birthday with Teli. | Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard | 2014-10-03 | 6 | |
| November 2014 |
| 36452568 | Pirate Quest 1 | In which the son of a pirate lord seeks to create his own crew in the port city of Caelos | Pirate Quest, Collective Game, Blackbeard, Pirate | 2014-11-29 | 11 | |
| 36468452 | Pirate Quest 2 | In which our hero steals a ship and talks with his crew | Pirate Quest, Collective Game, Blackbeard, Pirate | 2014-11-30 | 11 | |
| December 2014 |
| 36490155 | Pirate Quest 3 | In which our crew raids a small fishing village | Pirate Quest, Collective Game, Blackbeard, Pirate | 2014-12-01 | 10 | |
| 36531275 | Pirate Quest 4 | In which stowaways are found aboard, oh my! | Pirate Quest, Collective Game, Blackbeard, Pirate | 2014-12-03 | 5 | |
| 36569688 | Pirate Quest 5 | In which we interrogate the intruders and train the crew. | Pirate Quest, Collective Game, Blackbeard, Pirate | 2014-12-05 | 5 | |
| 36646241 | Pirate Quest 6 | In which we escape from our pursuers and end up in port. | Pirate Quest, Collective Game, Blackbeard, Pirate | 2014-12-09 | 3 | |
| June 2015 |
| 40632242 | Crusader Quest Part 28 | Wilhelm is faced with a moral crisis when Princess Hodierna inadvertently reminds them that he broke one of the promises he made to his betrothed. | Collective Game, Crusader Quest, Barbam Vult, Wilhelm, Beards, HistoricalFiction | 2015-06-16 | 16 | |
| January 2017 |
| 986758 | CHAN: The Great Unemployed Empire | CHAN is a game of adventure, danger, and low cucking. Explore what has sent hardened trolls screaming from the autism contained within! | CHAN The Great Unemployed Empire, Text adventure, Autism, Neckbeards, Rare pepes, Collective Game | 2017-01-07 | 2 | |
| July 2017 |
| 1673533 | Return of the Sorcerer Quest: One | The last living descendant of an infamous Sorcerer-King gains a dangerous position in the court of his families ancient enemies. | Return of the Sorcerer, Quest, Collective Game, Axebeard Beardaxe, dynasty, intrigue, Empire, fantasy, sorcerer, necromancer, alchemist | 2017-07-26 | 1 | |
| February 2019 |
| 3281240 | Superpowered Neckbeard Quest | Derek, 342 pound neckbeard leaves his mommy's home, stabs a kickboxing cricket man to death, and spontaneously develops superpowers. | Collective Game, SNQ, Capeshit, Superpowers, Vigilante, Neckbeard | 2019-02-26 | 14 | |
| March 2019 |
| 3299177 | Superpowered Neckbeard Quest, Episode Two | Derek's sad life continues | Collective Game, SNQ, Capeshit, Superpowers, Vigilante, Neckbeard | 2019-03-10 | 10 | |
| June 2019 |
| 3550816 | Superpowered Neckbeard Quest, Episode Three | Derek continues his one-man crusade on crime, and has a chance encounter with a minor baseball celebrity. | Collective Game, SNQ, Capeshit, Superpowers, Vigilante, Neckbeard | 2019-06-21 | 8 | |
| March 2023 |
| 5548589 | Fantasy Neckbeard Warlock Quest | After his witch mother dies, Lucas commits a massacre, gets a bird's eye view, and pioneers drone warfare. Much spaghetti is spilled. | Collective Game, Fantasy, Dark Fantasy, Warlock, Neckbeard, Fantasy Neckbeard Warlock Quest | 2023-03-03 | 12 | |