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The choice is easy enough to make, and soon you’re laying in the middle of several hundred bags of lettuce bound for the city of Huntington, New York. You have to stuff your belongings pretty deep and laboriously bury yourself into the produce, but a lazy railway employee’s cursory glance misses you completely and from there, you’re home free. At twenty-three miles per hour, it should take you roughly four days to arrive, plenty of time to further hone your physique and develop the use of your superpowers.

The first day though, you decide you’ll take it easy and skip out on your squats and sprints, because you’ve killed no less than twenty-six filthy gaijin in the last week and have earned your rest. However, aside from a can’s worth of warm mountain dew you don’t touch the junk food you’ve stored, since a true ninja warrior maintains a strict regimen and you are no different. You do not lay idle, either, as you train throwing kunai without relying on your inner force to guide you for several hours and show slight improvement.

> +3 Throwing [6/10]
> +1 Dexterity [19/20]
> +2 Willpower [2/40]

Nearly six hours after you began flinging knives, boredom sets in and you decide to improve your shadow manipulation. For hours you enter into a deep trance, summoning a wellspring of darkness around yourself, moving to and fro across the rail-cart, and attempting to merge your body with it, to some success. Nothing about the darkness changes, though, no matter how vigorously you attempt to force to shift in a certain direction or take on a particular shape, and you’re growing increasingly irritated with your failure to progress when sudden clarity strikes like lightning from a blue sky.

Maybe it’s not the darkness, maybe you’ve been going about this all wrong. What if instead of commanding the shadows to move with a stern voice, you showed them where to go with a firm hand? Again, you fall into the trance, but your previous attempt to forcefully demand that the shadows obey is replaced with a firm voice asking them to move, then showing them how, and to your surprise, the lack of light rushes to comply. At this revelation, your understanding widens immeasurably, and your power’s potency is twofold greater than it once was.

Where previously, you struggled to spread the shadows beyond fifteen yards the range is now doubled, and you are able to part their presence in myriad ways, manifesting ten yards of darkness within that radius however you please. Their shape has changed as well, no longer does it need to be a sphere, more shapes are possible, though a misty fog comes easiest, a monolithic wall or even tendrils can be achieved, and you find to your unending pleasure, that if you focus, the darkness shifts from a vague presence to a tangible weight, with raw force and deft precision to back it.

> (1/2)
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>>3299177

You find that when the shadows take form, their strength and toughness varies, depending on how many there already are, how close they are to you, and your own physical form. This varies all the way from moist cardboard to dense concrete, but a single tendril or sturdy wall can approach iron or even surpass steel. Of course, they’re vulnerable to light all the same, but solid shadows can tolerate its presence much longer and will certainly serve you well in combat situations, both day and night.

This power is nowhere near full potential, and at the moment you can only manage half a dozen tendrils or three walls at a time but it’s quite impressive regardless. Even better, your ability to meld with the darkness has grown, when you’re immersed in the shadows your skin is pale yet dark, cold to the touch, and distressingly hazy to the sight. It is a massive improvement over the last few days, to say the least.

> Stranger, Shadow Melding: 2, Level Up! Stranger, Shadow Melding: 3!
> Shaker, Shadow Summoning: 3, Level Up! Shaker, Shadow Summoning: 6!
> +2 Willpower, [4/40]

With the help of the darkness hugging you like a blanket, you sleep like a baby, and awaken refreshed and ready for whatever the day has to throw at you.

> What training and exercise regimen do you have in mind for the day?

>Date: 08/25/2010
>Age: 24
>Weight: 339.7 pounds or 154.0 kg
>Fitness:
- Two glancing pellet-scars in the stomach
>Skills:
- Persuasion: 1 [3/10]
- Intimidation: 2 [15/20]
- First Aid: 1 [4/10]
- Dodging: 1 [7/10]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (20)
- Parkour: [2/5]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)
- Unarmed: 1 [0/10]
- Knife: 2 [5/20]
- All Melee Combat: [N/A]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (20)
- Throwing: 1 [6/10]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (20)
- Rifle [2/5]
>Attributes
- Strength: 2 [5/10]
>> Weight Reduction: (20)
- Endurance: 2 [4/10]
- Dexterity: 3 [19/20]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)
- Intelligence: 2 [3/10]
- Willpower: 4 [4/40]
- Charisma: 3 [2/20]
> Superpowers: 36 (PP)
> Mover 8/5: Superhuman Reflexes, Gravity Redirection
> Brute 4: On-Contact Weight Reduction
> Thinker 4: Superhuman Martial Arts
> Stranger 3: Shadow Melding
> Shaker 6: Shadow Summoning
> Striker 3/Blaster 3: Blade Generation

> Equipment:
> Cheap Gas Mask
> 2 Gas Mask Filters
> WWE Wrestler Mask(s)
> 11 Kitchen Knives
> 2 Switchblades
> 1 Uzi SMG [0/20]
> 3 SMG Magazines, [3 Empty]
> 2 [LAZ0R] Rifles, [20/20][20/20]
> 6 [LAZ0R] Rifle Discs
> 1 Assault Rifle, [30/30]
> 7 Assault Rifle Magazines, [1 Empty]
> 1 Sunday Specials, [13/13]
> 12 Pistol Magazines
> 1 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8]
> 51 Shotgun Shells
> Megahurtz’s Cell-phone

>Resources:
> 12 days of Health Food
> 8 days of Junk Food
> 1 Assault Rifle, [0/5]
> 3 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8][8/8]
> 2 Sunday Specials, [12/13][13/13]
> 1 Suit of Small Exoskeletal Power Armor

>Income per month: None
>Expenses: None
>Assets: $423 cash

> (2/2)
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This is Superpowered Neckbeard Quest, and if you aren't caught up, but would like to be, the archive is here.
> http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=SNQ
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>>3299178
Exercise,train throwing,shadow melding and gravity redirection
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>>3299178
hey Uber what are the biggest Hero and biggest villain currently
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>>3299184
See >>3299181
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>>3299180
Supporting this.
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>>3299180
>>3299200
In that case then,

> Roll 1d20+5 to force yourself to exercise
> -1 for Willpower, +4 for TRUE RONIN, +2 for Shame
> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task
Next,
> Roll 1d20 to train [Throwing]
> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task
Then,
> Roll 1d20 to train Shadow Melding
> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task
Last,
> Roll 1d20 to train Gravity Redirection
> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task
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Rolled 5, 8 + 5 = 18 (2d20 + 5)

>>3299206
willpower
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>>3299208
I'll take the 8 this time, but anon, you can't roll more than once for the same difficulty check.
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>3299206
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>>3299215
just thought i could speed up the rolling procedure a bit, it is a bit lengthy imo
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>>3299223
I know, but's fine to roll once for each difficulty check.
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>>3299225
you know that everything one says before a "but" does not count at all?
I would like to stay playing, but i have some errands to run
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>>3299228
Heheh
That's fine, I'm going to be busy for most of the day myself.
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Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>3299206
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Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>3299206
Train-ing.
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>3299206
Throwing.
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3299206
Shadow Melding.
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>3299206
And last but not least, Gravity Redirection.
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>>3299273
>>3299275
>>3299277
>>3299279
Wait we Can Roll multiple times for diffrent things¿
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>3299206
Gravity redirection
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>>3299294
Yep.
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>3299206
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Rolled 2, 19 = 21 (2d20)

>>3299206
Shadowing, Gravity?
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>>3299206
Why are the skills and attributes always off?
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Rolled 3, 1 = 4 (2d3)

>>3299208
>>3299248
> Rolling 2d3 for exercise [Strength] and [Endurance] gains
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Rolled 1, 3 = 4 (2d3)

>>3299220
>>3299275
>>3299353
> Rolling 2d3 for [Throwing] and [Dexterity] gains
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>>3299358
>19
Impressive.

>>3299363
What do you mean anon?

>>3299382
>>3299384
Bizarre.
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>>3299388
Shouldn't Willpower be [6/40]?
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Rolled 1 - 1 (1d3 - 1)

>>3299279
>>3299297
>>3299358
> Rolling 1d3-1 to see how much progress you've made

>>3299277
>>3299358
All I need is one more 1d20 for Shadow Melding.
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>>3299395
fucking 1's
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>3299395
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>>3299391
I believe it was at [0/40] in the last update, where are you getting the [6/40] total?

>>3299395
That is unfortunate. But, you're more likely to succeed your next training roll.
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Rolled 1 - 1 (1d3 - 1)

>>3299399
I am cursed, my friend.

>>3299277
>>3299358
>>3299401
Breddy gud all around gents.

> Rolling 1d3-1...
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>>3299406
What the fuck is this shit. Are you anons seeing this shit? That's what, eight, ten rolls I've bombed total? What are the odds of that? Shit. From here on out, I'm just going to have you guys roll.
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Rolled 1 - 1 (1d3 - 1)

>>3299409
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Rolled 3, 2 - 1 = 4 (2d3 - 1)

this shit is rigged
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>>3299413
We'll keep your result anon.
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Rolled 1 - 1 (1d3 - 1)

>>3299414
Almost. This roll is to illustrate the point.
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>>3299417
Lo and behold, the point was made. No superpower gains this time, but you anons'll be doing the rolls for the next day.
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>>3299417
What point? This shit is rigged.
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Rolled 2 - 1 (1d3 - 1)

>>3299427
That's the point, anon. One in what, twelve odds? Kind of funny, but still.
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I've got to go handle some shit, expect an update in 2-3 hours.
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>>3299441
If we're on our way to New York, why not hope off somewhere on the way there, like a county with a low population? A small population means less heroes and villains present, which would give us time to practice using fire arms.
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>>3299431
do we keep this?
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>dice gods be like
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Also, with the addition of shadow tendrils stronger than steel, we will become a close combat monster
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>>3299733
aren't we already?
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I'd like to keep practicing with the Shadow Summoning ability to the point we could make a large solid room made of shadow (roof included) or a gun suppressor made of shadows so we have a few more options of where we can practice with firearms.
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Before you even consider any kind of breakfast, blade summoning, or idle daydreaming, you get to work on the rudimentary squats, push-ups, and sprints routine you established on the last train-ride. It’s sweaty, uncomfortable, and surely an unsavory unspeakably sexy sight but you persist in spite because you know that every day you sweat is one day closer to achieving your dream of being a truly honorable Ronin warrior.

> +3 Strength [8/10]
> +1 Endurance [5/10]
> +2 Willpower [8/40]

After you become much too exhausted to move, you resume yesterday’s throwing exercises and while the kunai are no closer to their mark, you’re pleased to note a significant (if slight) improvement in your baseline manual dexterity. When that’s through you decide to focus your superpowers training on better melding with the shadows and fine-tuning your gravity redirection, but aside from hilariously impossible Assassin’s Creed-tier visuals, you ascertain no tangible difference in the way you use your abilities.

> +1 Parkour [3/5]
> +1 Throwing [7/10]
> +4 Dexterity, [23/20], Level Up! Dexterity: 4 [3/40]

After your one healthy meal and half a chugged gallon of water of the day, you fall into a sweaty slumber atop the thinly wrapped commercial grocery lettuce.

> It is now Monday. How do you plan to self-improve?

>Date: 08/26/2010
>Age: 24
>Weight: 339.3 pounds or 153.9 kg
>Fitness:
- Two glancing pellet-scars in the stomach
>Skills:
- Persuasion: 1 [3/10]
- Intimidation: 2 [15/20]
- First Aid: 1 [4/10]
- Dodging: 1 [7/10]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (20)
- Parkour: [3/5]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)
- Unarmed: 1 [0/10]
- Knife: 2 [5/20]
- All Melee Combat: [N/A]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (20)
- Throwing: 1 [7/10]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (20)
- Rifle [2/5]
>Attributes
- Strength: 2 [8/10]
>> Weight Reduction: (20)
- Endurance: 2 [5/10]
- Dexterity: 3 [19/20]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)
- Intelligence: 2 [3/10]
- Willpower: 4 [8/40]
- Charisma: 3 [2/20]
> Superpowers: 36 (PP)
> Mover 8/5: Superhuman Reflexes, Gravity Redirection
> Brute 4: On-Contact Weight Reduction
> Thinker 4: Superhuman Martial Arts
> Stranger 3: Shadow Melding
> Shaker 6: Shadow Summoning
> Striker 3/Blaster 3: Blade Generation

> Equipment:
> Cheap Gas Mask
> 2 Gas Mask Filters
> WWE Wrestler Mask(s)
> 11 Kitchen Knives
> 2 Switchblades
> 1 Uzi SMG [0/20]
> 3 SMG Magazines, [3 Empty]
> 2 [LAZ0R] Rifles, [20/20][20/20]
> 6 [LAZ0R] Rifle Discs
> 1 Assault Rifle, [30/30]
> 7 Assault Rifle Magazines, [1 Empty]
> 1 Sunday Specials, [13/13]
> 12 Pistol Magazines
> 1 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8]
> 51 Shotgun Shells
> Megahurtz’s Cell-phone

>Resources:
> 11 days of Health Food
> 8 days of Junk Food
> 1 Assault Rifle, [0/5]
> 3 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8][8/8]
> 2 Sunday Specials, [12/13][13/13]
> 1 Suit of Small Exoskeletal Power Armor

>Income per month: None
>Expenses: None
>Assets: $423 cash
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>>3299566
You can do that at anytime you please, but remember, you're not bound for New York City, New York, you're bound for Huntington, New York, which is a large town of over 200,000 people but nowhere near as large as its nearby neighbor.

>>3299659
I wish I could say yes, but I don't want to incur the wrath of the RNG anymore than I have anon.

>>3299695
They don't think it be that way, but it do.

>>3299744
Less than you would think, because while you have a near-instant reaction time, can render your opponent's bones as light as a chicken's, and wield several decades of martial arts tutelage beneath the finest masters, there is little you can do to those with strong durability/regeneration, and you're quite fragile, assuming someone could, by some miracle, manage to actually hit you.

>>3299753
That's a bit of a roundabout way to go about setting up a sound-proofed range, but I certainly don't judge. Remember, dry-firing and improving Shadow Melding are always valid options to pursue.
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>>3299757
Exercise,Train throwing, train shadow melding and gravity redirection
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>>3299770
>>3299757
Do a little research with a smart phone on how a gun suppressor works, then try to mimic it with some Shadow Summoning.

Read up on computers and learn how to improve your own computer.

Look up the location for a Chinatown in New York and see if there are any shops there we could go stealth shopping to improve our overall hero costume and get a replacement dragon knife.

Improve Shadow Summoning / Melding.

That's about it.
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>>3299774
>Train throwing
you want to throw the train?

>>3299770
Can we do that? I kind of want to do that.
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>>3299774
Exercise,Train rifle skills(dry fire and the like), train shadow melding and gravity redirection
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>>3299785
what's dry firing?
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>>3299787
It's when you aim and shoot a firearm when there isn't a bullet in the chamber, to help teach yourself the motions of actually using the weapon before you begin target practice.
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>>3299787
like masturbating after prostate cancer, but with a gun
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Remember, you can train Unarmed and Knife(melee) as well as Throwing.

>>3299781
>you want to throw the train?
Derek is autistic, anon but he's not that autistic.

>Can we do that? I kind of want to do that.
Dive out of the train ahead of time? You can do that, but you have to have a majority vote, and there's no guarantee you won't get lost in the wilderness.

>>3299809
Damn anon.
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>>3299775
>>3299785
Giving you anons five minutes to decide.
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>>3299815
never mind on the train throwing then.
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>>3299818
I mean, you could *TRY* but that's not a guarantee of success in the slightest.
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>>3299757
>Exercise/Shadow Melding/Dryfiring/Gravity Redirection
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>>3299785
>>3299818
>>3299825
If that's how you really feel,

> Roll 1d20+5 to force yourself to exercise
> -1 for Willpower, +4 for TRUE RONIN, +2 for Shame
> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task
Next,
> Roll 1d20 to train Shadow Melding
> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task
Then,
> Roll 1d20 to train [Rifle]
> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task
Last:
> Roll 1d20 to train Gravity Redirection
> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task
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Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>3299830
Will
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3299830
Rifle
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Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>3299830
/fit/
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>3299830
Shadow Melding.
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Rolled 9, 11, 13 = 33 (3d20)

>>3299830
Shadow Melding, [Rifle], Gravity Redirection
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>3299830
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3299830
And last but not least, Gravity.
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>3299830
Gravity Redirection
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>3299830
One last shadow roll
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Rolled 3, 4 + 2 = 9 (2d5 + 2)

>>3299833
>>3299840
>dat 20
Huzzah

> Rolling 2d5+2 for Strength and Endurance gains

>>3299837
>>3299844
>>3299848
Respectable.

>>3299842
>>3299844
>>3299848
Could be much worse.

>>3299844
>>3299849
>>3299850
Noice.
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Rolled 3, 3 + 1 = 7 (2d3 + 1)

>>3299860
For once, a decent roll.

>>3299837
> Rolling 2d3+1 to determine [Rifle] progress
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>>3299868
Whew lad, that's nearly scary.

>>3299842
>>3299849
Now, can someone-

> Roll 1d3-1 for Shadow Melding
> Roll 1d3-1 for Gravity Redirection
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Rolled 1 - 1 (1d3 - 1)

>>3299872
>> Roll 1d3-1 for Shadow Melding
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Rolled 3 + 1 (1d3 + 1)

>>3299872
Gravity Redirection. Hopefully we actually grow.
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Rolled 3 + 1 (1d3 + 1)

>>3299872
Gravity redirection
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>>3299887
a 2. finally.
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Rolled 3 + 1 (1d3 + 1)

>>3299888
>>3299887
finally

also let me try something
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>>3299884
I am so sorry anon.

>>3299887
>>3299888
Noooice...
> Roll 1d100 to determine if there is a significant breakthrough
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>>3299898
3 threes huh. Our QM must be really unlucky
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>3299901
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>3299901
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3299901
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>>3299903
the strange thing is that i write dice+1d3-1 but it puts it up as a + 1, and every one of them became a 3 while the -1 always became a 1
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>>3299903
Except when I'm rolling for hostilities.

>>3299905
>>3299908
>>3299910
Nope, not quite, but the more you improve the more likely it is.
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Rolled 1 - 1 (1d3 - 1)

>>3299919
Testing something ignore roll result.
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>3299901
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>>3299929
Good job anon.
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>>3299929
see
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>>3299935
Did dice+1d3--1. Not sure if the double negative would count as a positive or not
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Rolled 2 - 1 (1d3 - 1)

>>3299938
let me try
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>>3299944
well now it works, of cource
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but really thoug there has been some kind of curse with thoose 1d3's
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Rolled 1 - 1 (1d3 - 1)

>>3299959
nahhhhhh
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>>3299966
Anon I...
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>>3299929
>>3299966
no really what the fuck
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>>3299966
Big oof.
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>>3299966
At some point we could use a chi squared test to find out the probablity our results ocurred by chance alone. Below a certain probabilty and there could be an argument for a slightly weighted chance of getting a one.
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>>3299973
say do you have a pic of what we look like?
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>>3300006
wait is this us?
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Rolled 3 - 1 (1d3 - 1)

>>3300014
fatter, shaven, with brown trenchcoat and trilby hat
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>>3300006
Here's a crudely rendered drawing of your proportions, as they relate to a set of normal-sized power armor.
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>>3300042
oh damm we a big boy
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>>3299837
>>3299840
>>3299842
>>3299849
Every step you take, your jiggles with rancid fat and the thought of the dishonor you bring to your gender neutral non binary trans African ancestors each day fills you with disgust, rage, and shame so profound you cannot think.The mere thought of touching a bag of pringles fills you sets a fire in you like burning coals in a burlap sack and you throw yourself headfirst into exercising to the brink of your limits and beyond, independent of any superpowers. You feel you’ve made a major improvement, and if you can continue at this rate you’ll be a mountain of muscle in no time.

> +5 Strength [13/10], Level Up! Strength: 3 [3/20]
> +6 Endurance [11/10], Level Up! Endurance: 3 [1/20]
> +4 Willpower [12/40]

When that’s finished and you’re drenched with sweat, you summon a kunai, briefly consider, then dismiss it with a thought. As cool as it was to begin with you’re starting to get a bit tired of endlessly throwing blades, and a bit interested in the art of gun-kata, as written in some of your favorite Naruto fanfictions. Making sure to *carefully* unload the most worn-out looking AK-47, you spend half an hour reverse-engineering the basic functions of the weapon, then another three and a half firing it from a variety of positions, prone, kneeling, standing, and multiple times, mid-air at plethora of stationary and moving shadow targets, without actually shooting any bullets to avoid alarm. Dry-firing is definitely fun and you’ve taught yourself a lot, but you feel soon you’ll reach a point you can’t learn much more without live-fire.

> +4 Rifle [6/5], Level Up! Rifle: 1 [1/10]
> +4 Dexterity [23/20], Level Up! Dexterity: 4 [3/40]

After that you try your hand at maintaining more solid shadows at once, but your efforts yield no serious results. Much better are your endeavors to improve your gravity redirection capacities, where previously, you could only shift your gravitational orientation as it relates to your entire body, you’ve discovered how to focus the entirety of the earth’s gravitational influence on you in a single limb, immeasurably improving your balance and allowing you to attempt handstands, wall flips, and assorted parlour tricks much, much easier. In addition to the obvious /aesthetic/ benefits, you’re almost certain this will be a tremendous asset in both martial arts and parkour.

> Mover, Gravity Redirection: 5 Level Up! Mover, Gravity Redirection: 7!

> (1/2)
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>>3300073
That night, your sleep is short and pleasant.

> What’s your plan for the day?

>Date: 08/26/2010
>Age: 24
>Weight: 338.5 pounds or 153.5 kg
>Fitness:
- Two glancing pellet-scars in the stomach
>Skills:
- Persuasion: 1 [3/10]
- Intimidation: 2 [15/20]
- First Aid: 1 [4/10]
- Dodging: 1 [7/10]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (20)
- Parkour: [3/5]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)
- Unarmed: 1 [0/10]
- Knife: 2 [5/20]
- All Melee Combat: [N/A]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (20)
- Throwing: 1 [7/10]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (20)
- Rifle: 1 [1/10]
>Attributes
- Strength: 3 [3/20]
>> Weight Reduction: (20)
- Endurance: 3 [1/20]
- Dexterity: 3 [19/20]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)
- Intelligence: 2 [3/10]
- Willpower: 4 [12/40]
- Charisma: 3 [2/20]
> Superpowers: 36 (PP)
> Mover 8/7: Superhuman Reflexes, Gravity Redirection
> Brute 4: On-Contact Weight Reduction
> Thinker 4: Superhuman Martial Arts
> Stranger 3: Shadow Melding
> Shaker 6: Shadow Summoning
> Striker 3/Blaster 3: Blade Generation

> Equipment:
> Cheap Gas Mask
> 2 Gas Mask Filters
> WWE Wrestler Mask(s)
> 11 Kitchen Knives
> 2 Switchblades
> 1 Uzi SMG [0/20]
> 3 SMG Magazines, [3 Empty]
> 2 [LAZ0R] Rifles, [20/20][20/20]
> 6 [LAZ0R] Rifle Discs
> 1 Assault Rifle, [30/30]
> 7 Assault Rifle Magazines, [1 Empty]
> 1 Sunday Specials, [13/13]
> 12 Pistol Magazines
> 1 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8]
> 51 Shotgun Shells
> Megahurtz’s Cell-phone

>Resources:
> 11 days of Health Food
> 8 days of Junk Food
> 1 Assault Rifle, [0/5]
> 3 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8][8/8]
> 2 Sunday Specials, [12/13][13/13]
> 1 Suit of Small Exoskeletal Power Armor

>Income per month: None
>Expenses: None
>Assets: $423 cash

> (2/2)
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>>3300077
Exercise,Pistol training(dry firing), Shadow Melding and Blade Generation training
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>>3300064
Once your gainz pay dividends and you are no longer visibly a lard-ass, people will take you much more seriously, which is both a good and bad thing.
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>>3300085
Nice
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>>3300077
Dex is supposed to be [3/40], fack.
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>>3300090
You can lift all you want, but the autism will never quite fade.
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I'm a bit surprised no-one's made an effort to improve martial arts or weight reduction, considering how much you rely on it.
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>>3300092
more gains
all the gains
the world will feel out sick gains
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>>3300104
>inb4 six months go by before another superhero confrontation is caught on tape
>inb4 this time, they send a power negating Trump but Derek is /shredded/, already halfway to being a ninja, and replicates his previous depowered cape-killing, with the same amount of edge lord shit
>inb4 Derek goes from being seen as a joke to a genuine threat and self-improvement icon overnight
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>>3300099
Wait i thought that they already Were males out
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>>3300118
What? Maxed out, you mean? The maximum is 20.
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>>3300113
>"If I can drop +100 pounds to fight crime, then so can YOU! Join my Hakoge Dogo and learn how to be a real Ronin like me!"
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>>3300121
Of fuck, the Wolf time i was looking at that the wrong power, shit, Well we Can always Train it tomorrow
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Tbh I’m not sure how to practice our martial arts. It’s not like we have kata to go through or a sparring partner...
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>>3300127
Shadow boxing? WE could summon up a shadow punching bag and go to town on it.

>>3300121
Can we do that? If yeah then let's practice unarmed.
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>>3300124
I wouldn't be surprised.

>>3300127
You could always shadowbox, by making a soft shadow shape to use as a punching/kicking bag.
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>>3300077
Exercise, superhuman Martial arts training,shadow melding training and blade generation training
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Giving you five more minutes to decide, got sidetracked researching the India-Pakistani border skirmishes.
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>>3300124
>drop 100+ pounds

>not gain 100+ pounds in muscle

I don't think you are dedicated enough. Being 450 lbs of muscle is the ideal body. Kingpin proved that.
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>>3300156
Will vote for shadow boxing and rooty tooty
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>>3300042
skinnier then i thought was thinking of tubbimura
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>>3300158
>pic related
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>>3300168
Look at that majestic body. How can we mere mortals compare?

No lie tho if you ever met a guy who was built like Kingpin you'd shit your pants the moment they started to move. I know I would.
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>>3300162
>tubbimura
That's about on par, had to slim him somewhat for the size comparison.
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>>3300173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGQYRYrXyVo
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>>3300172
Look at those shoulders! How much does he bench? How can vigilantes even compete?

>>3300150
>>3300160
Full bore on superpower training, huh?

> Roll 1d20+5 to force yourself to exercise
> -1 for Willpower, +4 for TRUE RONIN, +2 for Shame
> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task
Next,
> Roll 1d20 to train Martial Arts
> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task
Then,
> Roll 1d20 to train Shadow Melding
> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task
Last:
> Roll 1d20 to train Blade Generation
> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task
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>>3300158
>>3300168
>>3300172
Bulk rout confirmed, i would totally support it if we end up with a body type like kingpin
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>>3300168
why only have muscles the fat is like armor
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>>3300184
>tfw forgot to post pic
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Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>3300184
>How much does he bench?

Yes.

SWOLO MODO
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Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>3300184
/fit/
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>>3300182
i say we go the tubbimura route of the fat ninja clan
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>3300184
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>>3300172
>>3300186
>>3300187
>inb4 you get so swole you have a de facto Brute rating, independent of any superpowers
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>3300184
Martial arts.

>>3300191
...well shit
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>3300184
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>>3300191
Alright. I have had it up to here with you, dice. I'm not playing your shitty game anymore RNGesus.

I'm sorry everyone. I will now commit honorobu sudoku and cease in the rolling for all of eternity because FUCK.
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>>3300191
Bruh.
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>3300184
Shadow Melding
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>3300184

>>3300191
Well not today, dont worry we Will eventually get there
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>3300184
Blades.
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3300184
Blade generation
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>3300184
Blade Generation.
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>>3300198
It Will be legendary
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>3300184
Shadows.
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>>3300214
Oh shit nigga
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>>3300214
>>3300191
It’s ok Anon, it’s ok.
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>>3300214
>>3300197
Holy fucking shit
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>>3300198
>get hunted by supers and driven into hiding for a year or two

>come out of hiding
>they think an entirely new super has arrived who is so strong they bend the laws of gravity by flexing

The dream of the /fit/test.
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>3300184
>>3300191

shadow melding
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3300214
Bless. Shadow rollin cause qm would want a third role
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>3300184
Martial Arts
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>>3300214
>>3300223
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>>3300221
Discount my 19, I forgot to say which power it was fir.
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>>3300223
>>3300201
>>3300206
>>3300214
It's a good thing we already have three rolls for Shadow Melding, isn't it anons?
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>>3300233
Indeed it is.
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>>3300231
If you dont specify it is just for the next thing we need to Roll for, in this case Martial arts
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>>3300231
If you don't specify which superpower you're rolling for, I take them down the line.
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>>3300235
and i am thankful for that and my wrongness
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>>3300191
You decided to bail on squats, push-ups, and pull-ups for super exercises. Shame, but it can't really be blamed.

Now then... DISHONOR ON THE LINE OF WHOEVER ROLLS ANOTHER (1)!

>>3300197
>>3300199
>>3300207
> Roll 1d3-1 for Martial Arts progress

>>3300201
>>3300206
>>3300214
> Roll 1d3+1 for Shadow Melding progress

>>3300208
>>3300209
>>3300211
> Roll 1d2-1 for Blade Generation progress
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So no Gains today, Dont Sorry guys we Will continue the quest to becoming SWOLE the next day
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Rolled 1 - 1 (1d3 - 1)

>>3300249
Martial Arts
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Rolled 1 + 1 (1d3 + 1)

>>3300249
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Rolled 1 - 1 (1d2 - 1)

>>3300249
Blade Generation progress

>>3300252
shit I feel bad.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>3300249
Blades
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>>3300252
DISHONOR!
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Rolled 2 + 5 (1d3 + 5)

>>3300249
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>>3300252
>>3300256
>>3300257
>>3300259
WHAT THE....
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>>3300249
>DISHONOR ON THE LINE OF WHOEVER ROLLS ANOTHER (1)!

WAIT DON'T YOU JUST ASKED FOR d-

>>3300252
>>3300256
>>3300257
>>3300259

Fugg dude
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>>3300252
>>3300256>>3300259

I am crying on the inside>>3300257
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>>3300252
>>3300256
>>3300257
>>3300259
What is to be done my brothers?
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>>3300261
wrong modifier but i got a 2 i think using minus is buggy because i wrote a - and a 1 not a 5
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>>3300252
DISHONOR!
>>3300256
DISHONOR!
>>3300257
DISHONOR!
>>3300259
DISHONOR!
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>3300249
dont use - or + on the dice we must have them pure
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Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>3300267
>>3300272
i got dis guys
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>>3300272
For Real though i Think something is wrong with the 1d3
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Rolled 2 - 1 (1d3 - 1)

>>3300272
I'll prove to you that I'm not as dishonourable as anon!
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Rolled 2 - 1 (1d3 - 1)

>>3300276
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>>3300273
see the dice is buggy when we use them on this small of a dice so i present this to the court showing its not the rollers fault for it being a one its the site being buggy so we can ignore them if they used the buggy modifier
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>>3300252
>>3300257
>>3300259
It appears your gender neutral non binary trans African ancestors demand that you EARN the power which you have been given...

>>3300256
However, they have seen fit to reward your diligence.

> Roll (1) 1d100 to see if you have a major breakthrough
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Could be just, like, roll 1d20 for the power ups and go by a degrees of success system? These gay small dice are really cramping my style.
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>3300283
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>3300283
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Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>3300276
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Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>3300276
Testing... Testing...
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>3300283
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Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>3300289
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>>3300287
>>3300288
Futhermucker, you have been deemed... UNWORTHY.
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>>3300297
MORE TRAINING
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>>3300289
>>3300296
I'm not even mad, this is clearly the will of the RNG.

>>3300286
If you anons would rather, we could always go back to me rolling the small dice for incremental improvements.
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

I demand satisfaction
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>>3300297
How do we work towards removing that modifier again? Willpowerm
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>>3300310
*willpower?
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>>3300310
The -1 modifier? That's a balancing mechanic to represent that superpowers are difficult to train so rapidly. You've grown almost 10 Tiers over the course of a week, that's nearly unheard of for a super.
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>>3300313
Ah ok.
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I seriously cannot wait for you fags to actually manage a major breakthrough though, will be *interesting*
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>>3300313
Let me fix that,
>*nearly unheard of for a super that hasn't been spree killing other supers or imbibing dangerous Tinker/Trump chems
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>3300296
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>>3300313
Really, ok Then i hadnt really realised How much we have grown
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>>3300318
>>3300331
It bares mentioning that most supers are not... Driven like you are.
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>>3300198
Would this actually be possible
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>>3300345
You would have to Bloatmaxx the FUCK out of your regimen, but with absolute dedication you might be able to obtain a 1, *maybe* a 2, or at the absolute utmost, a 3. Imagine if Batman were into power-lifting, that would have to be you to acquire a de facto 3.

Now, when Tinker-tech steroids and self modification via creative use of certain superpowers get involved, who knows what could happen?
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>>3300358
Also changer powers
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>>3300364
Of course, how could I be so silly as to forget something so obvious.
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>>3300364
would be good to have a form to act as a alternate identity
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You awaken, drenched in sweat upon a bed of soggy lettuce, and you know then what you must do. Eschewing even the slightest of physical exercises, you throw yourself, mind, body, and soul into the pursuit of sharpening your already formidable superpowers to a razor’s edge. Hours upon hours of summoning, throwing, and dismissing blades, and attempting almost every martial arts move and combo known to man go by to no avail, as you fail to inflame your inner force in the slightest. The shame is almost unbearable, and when darkness falls you surround yourself with the darkness and rather than embrace it, you allow it to enter your ego, your very soul laid bare.

The sensation is almost completely different from what it was when you tried to force the shadow melding. Rather than trying your best to hide within the darkness, the darkness acknowledges your presence and does its best to hide you. The distinction is subtle but cannot be understated, for so long as you stand in the shadows, even the warmth seems to leave your body, yet your flesh is not chilled, and you do not appear to be human so much as a haze of writhing black fog in the guise of a man.

This new form, not quite a new form but divergent from your original self, is far less visible, its every motion makes far less noise, and if you simply attune your mind you are able to tell who, what, and how many of any unconcealed life-forms are present, along with a default echolocation technique when you speak, though it’s redundant with the night-vision your shadow summoning grants. You feel you are on the cusp of a true transformation, and in time, the hunger for power, not blood though the two often overlap within

> Stranger, 3: Shadow Melding, Level Up! Stranger 5: Shadow Melding!

Not as impressive a routine as you would like, but you ate healthy, lost a marginal amount weight, and discovered a new facet of one of your, if not *the* most used superpower in your arsenal so you’d say today was far from a loss.

> (1/2)
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>>3300379

> This is the last day before Huntington, New York. How do you want to spend it?

>Date: 08/27/2010
>Age: 24
>Weight: 338.3 pounds or 153.4 kg
>Fitness:
- Two glancing pellet-scars in the stomach
>Skills:
- Persuasion: 1 [3/10]
- Intimidation: 2 [15/20]
- First Aid: 1 [4/10]
- Dodging: 1 [7/10]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (20)
- Parkour: [3/5]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)
- Unarmed: 1 [0/10]
- Knife: 2 [5/20]
- All Melee Combat: [N/A]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (20)
- Throwing: 1 [7/10]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (20)
- Rifle: 1 [1/10]
>Attributes
- Strength: 3 [3/20]
>> Weight Reduction: (20)
- Endurance: 3 [1/20]
- Dexterity: 4 [3/40]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)
- Intelligence: 2 [3/10]
- Willpower: 4 [12/40]
- Charisma: 3 [2/20]
> Superpowers: 38 (PP)
> Mover 8/7: Superhuman Reflexes, Gravity Redirection
> Brute 4: On-Contact Weight Reduction
> Thinker 4: Superhuman Martial Arts
> Stranger 5: Shadow Melding
> Shaker 6: Shadow Summoning
> Striker 3/Blaster 3: Blade Generation

> Equipment:
> Cheap Gas Mask
> 2 Gas Mask Filters
> WWE Wrestler Mask(s)
> 11 Kitchen Knives
> 2 Switchblades
> 1 Uzi SMG [0/20]
> 3 SMG Magazines, [3 Empty]
> 2 [LAZ0R] Rifles, [20/20][20/20]
> 6 [LAZ0R] Rifle Discs
> 1 Assault Rifle, [30/30]
> 7 Assault Rifle Magazines, [1 Empty]
> 1 Sunday Specials, [13/13]
> 12 Pistol Magazines
> 1 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8]
> 51 Shotgun Shells
> Megahurtz’s Cell-phone

>Resources:
> 11 days of Health Food
> 8 days of Junk Food
> 1 Assault Rifle, [0/5]
> 3 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8][8/8]
> 2 Sunday Specials, [12/13][13/13]
> 1 Suit of Small Exoskeletal Power Armor

>Income per month: None
>Expenses: None
>Assets: $423 cash

> (2/2)
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I'm going to take a nap, and be back in 2-3 hours or so.
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>>3300380
exercise(Lets become SWOLE), Superhuman Martial arts training, blade generation training and on contact weight reduction
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>>3300380
train shadow meld and shadow summoning even more
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Honestly the rate at which we are increasing our super abilities seems a bit too much. I can understand learning to control our abilities better, figuring out better applications, and becoming more efficient. But we’ve turned into a 38 Pp monster from the 26 we started with. In less than a month. That is unheard of. Getting 3-4 points at a time into a power just from some training and meditation is just ridiculous, and if it worked that way then every hero and cape in the world would be in the 20s at a minimum, instead of the scrubs we dropped earlier.
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>>3300408
Obviously DIE has ludicrous levels of potential buried beneath his massive fatrolls. His mommy and daddy are clearly supers. Daddy just left because his people needed him and his massive alcoholism.
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>>3300408
yeah our power level feels somewhat off
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>>3300408
>>3300422
Nah dont worry we wil probaly meet some higher level villaens soon
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>>3300417
>Inb4 his mom and dad were supremely powerful supers that didn’t realize the potential sitting under their NEET son’s fatrolls, and are mortified the bodycounts he’s sure to be racking up.
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>>3300435
>inb4 DIE seemingly being a fucking normie is the reason Daddy turned to drink because he wanted his superboy to bring into the family business

Are you proud you made Daddy depressed by sitting around being a fucking faggot on the internet? I am.
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>>3300408
Well think of it this way, we have possibly the best skillset to not be caught by any other supers, and if the fuz does catch us then we are fucked. Plus it's been stated that in universe there's like a dozen more north Korea like states because powerful villains can exponentiate on their power easier than heroes can, what with killing other supers for PP. Thats probably also why vigilantes are targeted as often as villains, and why there are far fewer of them compared to other supers. Precisely because they are a wild card in the established geopolitical climate.
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>>3300401
This sounds good.
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>>3300448
Yeah im agrreing with this
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>>3300448
Agrees. Also other supers have friends, family, and other "distractions." We don't have that. We're just a vagabond committed to working our and keeping the peace.
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>>3300448
>>3300481
looks like we have some cleaning up then
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Anyone else thing it might be a good idea to lose +100 lb (or turn +100 lb into muscle) and use our lighter frame to blend into society, since no one is going to expect a big boned murderer who killed a crackhead and two minor heroes to to get ripped?
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>>3300501
In the process of doing that anon
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>>3300401
This is cool
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>>3300401
this
also read up on the news about us.
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>>3300545
that i want to read
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>>3300380
If you don't mind me asking, what system do you use, Is it homebrew?
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>>3300408
>>3300422
I have to say, I agree, the current growth rate is pretty ridiculous from a lore standpoint and from this point on, I'm going to be slowing your advancement tremendously. I'd like to apologize, I got carried away and the power creep didn't think occur to me until I slept on it and read your post.

In-game, there are three reasons DIE has grown so quickly. 1.) Aside from the Superhuman Reflexes boost that kicked in when he almost murdered an old man, most of what he's done so far is changing the mindset he uses his powers with, i,e he's become far more efficient than flailing out, not much more powerful. 2.) Even if he didn't receive any immediate gain, he executed no less than three supers in hand-to-hand combat and internalized some of the inner force, manifesting sporadic improvements days later. Lastly 3.) The newer a super is, the faster their powers tend to develop, even if this should be more of a 1.5 modifier to the grind, not the "roll 1d3 to accumulate big-dick energy" we've been doing.

From here on out, I'll resume what I've planning to do at the start of the quest and have a hidden threshold for the amount of training necessary to boost a power's Tier, which grows as more time passes and overall your power level increases.

>>3300427
New York is known as the city that never sleeps for a reason, anon.

>>3300435
Heh, there's a thought.

>>3300448
This is also true, to an extent. Not all supers are created equal and by virtue of extraordinary circumstances during their [Awakening] or strength of emotion in the midst of their [Awakening], some are inherently superior to others. You are *NOT* the most powerful super around, and in a random, thousand-super line-up, your lack of a Tier-10 power would be lucky to make the top ten, though you're certainly in the upper thirties. Furthermore, the Federal government is actively hunting you down, and they have resources your chip-shoveling, MLP-clouded mind cannot begin to comprehend. If you stayed in the old man's home another day, I would've rolled 2d6 SWAT teams and 1d3+1 supers with powers that counter the ones you've exhibited for a no-knock raid, because they traced your computer and planned to end it when they thought you'd be sedate on the weekend. Bullshit levels of Hakoge ninja warrior power or no, that is not a fight you're likely to win.
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>>3300718
It is indeed a homebrew.
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>>3300760
>Bullshit levels of Hakoge ninja warrior power or no, that is not a fight you're likely to win.

>invoking the power of doubt

>invoking the power of a challenge

>invoking the power of karmic justice

Boi you're just begging us to murder a few swat teams and their super escorts ain't cha?
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>>3300760
>because they traced your computer and planned to end it when they thought you'd be sedate on the weekend
Pretty much what I kind of suspected. Beyond our flip phone it's one of the few things we originally came with. We really need to back up everything important on it onto it's disk drive then take than and....I think that, the RAM and Graphics card are safe? Everything else gotta destroy. Also can't use any of our online accounts. Gotta make new ones.
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>>3300760
wait wait wait a second......are you telling me, because their powered SWAT team was made to counter Derek's powers, they know that he's the one that's been killing the villains in this Arizona?
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>>3300802
Thinkers man. Not even once.
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>>3300802
They tracked your computer usage to Phoenix, Arizona and you vanished the night after the killings, which lends itself well to putting two and two together.

>>3300813
Maybe twice...
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>>3300774
Boiii
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>>3300814
Well they sure as hell know we are in New York now, I wouldn't be surprised if they have a team surveying the station we are pulling into.
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>>3300774
Murdering dishonorabu feds and their uncivilized supers would be a solid meme
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>>3300401
>>3300454
>>3300543
>>3300545
>>3300555
> Roll 1d20+5 to force yourself to exercise
> -1 for Willpower, +4 for TRUE RONIN, +2 for Shame
> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task
Next,
> Roll 1d20 to train Martial Arts
> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task
Then,
> Roll 1d20 to train Blade Generation
> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task
Last:
> Roll 1d20 to train On-Contact Weight Reduction
> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task
Don't expect immediate results.
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>3300838
Martial Arts
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Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>3300838
/fit/er!
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>3300838
MARTIAL PROWESS
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>>3300841
Perhaps you can expect *some* results.
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Rolled 8, 14, 17 = 39 (3d20)

>>3300841
NEETJUTSU HYPE
>>3300838
First roll for not being a lardass, 2nd shadow thing, 3rd for on contact weight reduction.
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>>3300849
I meant 2nd is blade thing.
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>>3300841
Oh yeah boys
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>>3300848
I’m the anon who rolled the three consecutive 20s last thread and I’m actually worried about what I’m doing to this quest
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>>3300849
>>3300851
Alrighty.
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>>3300814
This is why I keep trying to tell people to ditch all phones, and not use the internet period. Until we’ve let the heat die down, for a new and different computer that doesn’t belong to a recently killed criminal, or some kind of tinker tech to help us evade federal monitoring.
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>>3300860
Well obviously you need to keep rolling.
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>>3300860
Are you some sort of probability manipulator, siphoning the rest of our luck?
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Still need one martial arts roll, two blade generation rolls, and three on-contact weight reduction rolls.
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Rolled 9, 11 = 20 (2d20)

>>3300890
Here’s some edge rolls
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Rolled 10, 2 = 12 (2d20)

>>3300890
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>3300838
Blades?
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>3300890
I will drown the thread with my bad luck.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>3300838
On-Contact Weight Reduction
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>>3300902
You came close to it
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>>3300906
Don't worry. I'll roll a few more 1's this thread if I get the chance.
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exercise (13)
Martial Arts (20)
Blade Generation (14)
On-Contact Weight Reduction (17)
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Rolled 2, 2 + 1 = 5 (2d3 + 1)

>>3300843
>>3300849
> Rolling 2d3+1 for Strength and Endurance gains
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>>3300908
I believe in you anon.

>>3300921
>>3300927
Not bad, not bad at all.

>>3300841
> Roll 1d3-1 to improve
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Rolled 3 - 1 (1d3 - 1)

>>3300932
I swear to fuck.....
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>>3300940
FUCK YEAH
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>>3300940
FINALLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YCN-a0NsNk
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> Roll 1d100 to see if you have a major breakthrough
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>>3300932
>>3300927
Can we ditch the train short of New York? Like maybe in a less populated state with less restrictive gun laws so we could unload some of these guns.
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3300949
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>3300949
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>3300949
DON'T YOU FUCKING DO THIS TO ME RNG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>3300949
GOKU 100x GRAVITY GAINZ
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>>3300951
>>3300954
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>>3300958
Well at least I didn’t roll first
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Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>3300950
You certainly can.

>>3300951
Gosh dammit anon. I pity the fool, so I'm going to roll a 1d4 and if that's a 4, it'll be a success, otherwise de nada.
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>>3300961
>Gosh dammit anon. I pity the fool,

You encouraged me to fail. I bring you the agony that is my poor luck.
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>>3300961
Yeah. Let's jump early.
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>>3300961
>>3300964
Fresh-faced insanity. AHHH.
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>>3300966
Where are you thinking? We’re at least halfway to New York, so maybe we hop off in Ohio or something.
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>>3300951
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>3300968
Here I'll waste a roll for you to make you feel better
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The trip takes 4.4 days and you've been in transit for 3. I'm not sure exactly which state you'd be dropping off in and probably roll to determine, but all the same.
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>>3300973
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>>3300973
Good job anon, I'm glad you support each other.
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>3300971
Potato county the way to go.

>>3300975
let's see where we land
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>>3300980
Where is that?
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>>3300981
Somewhere really good, so maybe New Hampshire?
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>>3300980
Fuck, where do you wanna land? Only criteria is that it has to be 2/3rd's of the way from Arizona to New York.
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>>3300984
hmmmmm
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>>3300984
New Orleans is pretty close to New York state.

So is Portland.

And San Andreas.

Wait I'm a moron, I get what you mean now.

Mexico City, Mexico
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>>3300990
Holy shit anon, this map is useful as fuck.
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>>3300990
Based on this map, Indianapolis seems reasonable. I can’t speak to the laws there tho.
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>>3301000
So long as where we're going has a ghetto let's go there.
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>>3301000
We will be able to offload our guns no problem.
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>>3301020
We could go to Memphis. Sell our guns to some hillbillies then go into the city to clean up the ghetto a bit.
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>>3301021
Now if only we can find a Tinker willing to take these off our hands.
Does the train route go through Memphis?
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*smugly realizes that especially in light of DIE’s slowing development, those reflexes are clutch as all hell*
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Uuuuum Charleston? Maybe we can go full Appalachian training montage, then graduate to rocky mountain training montage after we defeat the Arc's main villain.
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Rolled 7 (1d8)

So we got Ohio, New Hampshire, New Orleans, Portland, San Andreas, Indianapolis, Memphis, and now Charleston. We need to pick one of these. or roll a dice.
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>>3300993
>>3301000
>>3301024
>>3301028
I'll give you a choice of each.

>>3301062
Heh.

>>3301120
There are some *gnarly* villains in the deep-woods, anon.
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>>3300073
We already leveled dex to 4. It should be Dexterity: 4 [6/40]
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>>3301127
Whatever you guys want to do is fine by me.
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>>3301127
San Andreas is in California, New Orleans is nowhere near New York. We can discount those entirely since a freight train going from phoenix to upstate NY is not going to go anywhere near either of those. My vote is for Memphis. Find some good ol country boys who would love to buy some extra guns, and then into the city and clean up the ghetto a bit.
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>>3301128
>There are some *gnarly* villains in the deep-woods, anon.
Missing nin you say? Maybe we will have our own orochimaru soon...
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>>3301130
https://pastebin.com/CFWjXUDt
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>>3301137
I support this. Get some Dirt Bikes and roll out with the boys and our fellow ol country neckbeards.
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>>3301127
>portland is in oregon or maine

>new orleans is down south

>sand andreas is the literal opposite direction of where we're heading

Fuck I'm sorry.
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>>3301128
>DIE abandons all of his worldly comforts and goes Skinwalker/Villian hunting in the backwoods, coming out a super-lethal killer of men and slayer of beasts
YES YES YES
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>>3301152
Who knows, we may even find a tinker who wants nothing more than to build shit and be left alone innawoods and come to an agreement with him.
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>>3301128
So do most big pp have lots of powers, or few over 10's
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>>3301206
*big pp supers
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>>3301206
I'm guessing anyone with big dick energy is a superhero.
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>>3301206
DIE has the biggest pp, that’s why thots, normie girls, and even nerdy girls have avoided him. Fortunately he has his superior 2D waifu, and if he can resist the 3D women for 5 more years he will get even bigger pp due to achieving wizard powers.
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Immediately after waking you throw yourself into the task of making up for lost time, doing dozens laborious, sweaty, and nearly-painful push-ups, pull-ups, and squats for most of the morning. When you finish you’re absolutely pouring with sweat and pity the person to purchase the lettuce but your routine is nowhere close to complete. You intend to become strong, not only in mind and body, but also the soul, and the superpowers you’ve been given. For several hours you summon and dismiss countless blades, struggling to manifest more than your current limit, and put your weight reduction to the test, flabby arms lifting thousand pound crates as if they weighed twenty. For someone that didn’t have your skill it would be an impressive sight, but to you it’s nothing but the baseline average you’re accustomed to.

> +3 Strength [6/20]
> +3 Endurance [4/20]
> +2 Willpower [14/40]

The lack of tangible improvement is disheartening, but you are used to failure and know that your waifu watches over you, so dejection holds no sway. Turning away from your more abstract and metaphysical abilities, you decide to actively train your martial artistry for once, summon a tangible shadow in the vague form of a punching bag, allow the inner force to takeover and swing, expecting to be rebuffed by the concrete toughness but to your surprise, shatter it with a single blow. Again you summon and again you swing, this time flipping backward and catching its top with a side-kick, bouncing the structure, and as you land you expertly throw your entire weight and momentum into a devastating palm strike, which all but disintegrates the structure. It’s obvious that you’re subconsciously wielding your superhuman reflexes and weight reduction in conjunction with the martial art, but those aren’t what you’re attempting to train.

Ruffling your brow in focus, you consciously suppress each of your superpowers, save the martial skill and the shadows, then lunge blind into the darkness. Sensing your hostile intent, the shadows beneath your self-hating subconscious retaliate in kind, swinging tendrils with intent to trip your legs and shatter your spine. Active thought leaves your mind as you raise your fists and strike, dodging, weaving, and evading each blow as if it were swung by a drunken child, and each motion you make is sufficient to kill or cripple twice your number. The trance is spiritually extent, physically present, and not to be denied. A dozen minutes you stride in the maelstrom of your making, combating the unseen limbs as they attack, anticipating which shadowy strike would be most effective against you, then retaliating in kind.

> (1/3)
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>>3301298

You know yourself and the darkness well, and for over an hour you do battle, until your knuckles are worn raw, your knees are bruised, and your elbows can barely bend yet the shadows still surround you, enveloping your physique like a maw of jagged teeth. It has the advantage, with as many as six limbs it may swing at its leisure yet cannot be struck. If this continues it is only a matter of time before your end is met, but the determination of a Hakoge ninja warrior is not to be denied, and if there is a foe, you will slay it. For the briefest of moments, you stand still, the darkness rushes rend you limb from limb, yet you shout your denial, bringing the inner force within to fill your hands and strike. Blazing with an otherworldly presence, your clenched fists fly forth with rapidity so swift as to be imperceptible to the human eye and as you land your blows, the black hisses as its very essence boils, shadows rippling, and beneath the weight of your onslaught fading, being beaten back, bit by furious bit.

Eventually the shadows realize there is no victory to had without great cost, and the malice fades from the black within the rail-cart. Still shuddering with the power you’ve brought to bare, you succumb to fatigue and slump against a lettuce container. What you did earlier... was not physically possible, but bringing the essence deep inside to the light in the form of the warrior’s way feels more right than anything you’ve ever done. Only three things are evident, 1.) You’ve reached the apex of what can be achieved with skill alone, 2.) Through focus, you’ve learned to imbue your limbs with the same sort of essence from which you summon blades to hasten your speed and expound your force, and 3.) Everything up to this point has been a game, but that? *THAT* was HAKOGE POWAAAH!

> Thinker: Superhuman Martial Arts: 4, Level Up! Superhuman Martial Arts: 6!
> +4 Willpower, [16/40]

> (2/3)
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>>3301298
>>3301304

Almost twenty minutes go by whilst you rest then a sudden sense of paranoia grips you, so you gather everything you own and dive out of the train, smack-dab in the middle of the state of Tennessee. You’re not quite sure what just possessed you to do that, but you’re feeling a bit uneasy all the same.

> Roll 1d100

>Date: 08/27/2010
>Age: 24
>Weight: 337.8 pounds or 153.2 kg
>Fitness:
- Two glancing pellet-scars in the stomach
>Skills:
- Persuasion: 1 [3/10]
- Intimidation: 2 [15/20]
- First Aid: 1 [4/10]
- Dodging: 1 [7/10]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Parkour: [3/5]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (16)
- Unarmed: 1 [0/10]
- Knife: 2 [5/20]
- All Melee Combat: [N/A]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Throwing: 1 [7/10]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Rifle: 1 [1/10]
>Attributes
- Strength: 3 [6/20]
>> Weight Reduction: (8)
- Endurance: 3 [4/20]
- Dexterity: 4 [3/40]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)
- Intelligence: 2 [3/10]
- Willpower: 4 [16/40]
- Charisma: 3 [2/20]
> Superpowers: 40 (PP)
> Mover 8/7: Superhuman Reflexes, Gravity Redirection
> Brute 4: On-Contact Weight Reduction
> Thinker 6: Superhuman Martial Arts
> Stranger 5: Shadow Melding
> Shaker 6: Shadow Summoning
> Striker 3/Blaster 3: Blade Generation

> Equipment:
> Cheap Gas Mask
> 2 Gas Mask Filters
> WWE Wrestler Mask(s)
> 11 Kitchen Knives
> 2 Switchblades
> 1 Uzi SMG [0/20]
> 3 SMG Magazines, [3 Empty]
> 2 [LAZ0R] Rifles, [20/20][20/20]
> 6 [LAZ0R] Rifle Discs
> 1 Assault Rifle, [30/30]
> 7 Assault Rifle Magazines, [1 Empty]
> 1 Sunday Specials, [13/13]
> 12 Pistol Magazines
> 1 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8]
> 51 Shotgun Shells
> Megahurtz’s Cell-phone

>Resources:
> 10 days of Health Food
> 8 days of Junk Food
> 1 Assault Rifle, [0/5]
> 3 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8][8/8]
> 2 Sunday Specials, [12/13][13/13]
> 1 Suit of Small Exoskeletal Power Armor

>Income per month: None
>Expenses: None
>Assets: $423 cash

> (3/3)
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3301307
Plz leave the electronics in the lettuce you autist
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>3301307
HENTAAAIIIIII
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>>3301307
Pre emotive voting to always get rid of all cell phones once we’ve gotten the info we need off of them. And to use burners if we want to text someone. I’m pretty sure last thread we voted to get rid of megahurtz phone and to get a temporary burner phone but I guess we decided to take a dead mans cell phone with us across the country.
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>3301307
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>3301313
>>3301326
Ah, that's right. Let's just say you had the presence of mind to leave the phones buried in the bottoms of several, separate lettuce containers to throw off the Feds. The computer you threw out with a tearful farewell on the way, aside from the hard-drive, which you plan to copy.

>>3301313
Hmm...

> Rolling 1d20 for esoteric reasons
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>>3301313
Why don't we save them then sell them?
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>>3301341
oh...well this is cool too. We needed to get rid of them anyways.
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>3301341
Lucky you...
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>>3301342
The feds are after us man, who knows what spooking tracing technology and tinkertech they’ve got up their sleeves
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Rolled 32, 37, 32 = 101 (3d100)

>>3301349
Huh.
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>>3301353
Which means we need to get some tinker tech of our own. Gotta find the redneck tech wizard out in the backwoods and start trading with him.
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>>3301355
30 thirsty thrifty thots
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>>3301355
> Three Billy Clubs
Lmao
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>>3301356
Oh yeah, 100%. It’s the no step snakes who are our greatest allies now. I wonder what the cape equivalents to Ruby Rudge and OKC are...
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>>3301353
Ignorant redneck tech wizard who didn’t pass 8th grade and can’t read. But by god he can tinker.
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

> Rolling to see who needs saving...

> 1-5: A random hillbilly
> 6-10: Several random hillbillies
> 11-15: A horribly lost and afraid city-slicker
> 16-17: A meth-head that bailed with product
> 18: A fellow enlightened neckbeard
> 19: A relatively unknown, low-Tier super
> 20: A neckbeard, that happens to be a super
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>>3301381
Lmao.
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>>3301381
20 one day, one day...
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>3301386
But it is not this day
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>>3301400
It’s ok, we can teach this hillbilly the ways of anime, vidya, Naruto, and 2D waifus.
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>>3301386
one of these days.

>>3301404
are we going to convert these hicks to the ways of the Ronin? We gonna be a band of traveling Ronins with our Waifu as our banner?
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>>3301412
Who IS our waifu anyways?
is there a girl shit enough for the job?
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>>3301426
It's probably some entry level shit-tier waifu like Hatsune Miku or Sakura.
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>>3301426
Only 2D is pure enough for an apprentice anime wizard like DIE. 3D waifus are of no interest to us. They can tell we are not interested because the vast majority of 3D thots we encounter want nothing to do with us and actively avoid us. Because they know they aren’t good enough. Not for any other reason.
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>>3301431
>sakura
That'll do,pig. That'll do.
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Eager to avoid being seen, you sling the assorted bags over your shoulders and sprint into the woods. You have no idea what you’re doing or where you’re going, but you know that you desperately need to be somewhere, and so somewhere you go. Twenty minutes you run through the woods, over the hills and through the thicket, beginning to think that momentary impulse to run was a momentary tangent that might’ve cost you days, if not weeks on-foot travel for nothing when you hear a cry of alarm, angry cursing, and the familiar sound of solid wood thudding on warm flesh.

“Yun’s done made a mistake comin’ down here, city boy…” A pleading, frantic cry can be heard. “I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING, JUST A FLAT TIRE AND-” *WHACK* The second voice whimpers in pain as a third interjects. “Ran over my cousin’s dog, fuckin’ around in the backroads where your faggot-ass don’t belong, then got the gall to fuckin’ ask me for a spare tire?” Whoever the two are beating starts begging for clemency, “P-please, I didn’t know it was your dog. H-here, let me get out a-” *WHACK* “YE SHUT YER BRIGGITY ASS!” *WHACK* “DON’T WANT NUNNA YER-” *WHACK* “FAGGOT” *WHACK* “FUCKIN’” *WHACK* “PAPER BILLS! That dog was fuckin’ everythin’ to me, last piece of my grandaddy I have, n’ ye jus’ kill him? Ye jus’ think yer gonna PAY ME-” *WHACK* “To leave offa yer faggot-as?”

“I-I’m warning you, my cousin’s a lawyer. When he hears of this, he’ll-” *WHACK* “Don’t give a rat’s ass ‘bout yer cousin or much shitcha got in yer wallet faggot. Hear that? ‘at’s the sound of me not givin’ a fuck.” *WHACK* “I d-don’t wanna die…” *WHACK* “SHOULDN’T’VE RAN OVER THE DAMN DOG!” The original speaker continues. “Yun’s gon’ die here city boy, n’ yer body ain’t never gon’ be found. JETHRO.” The third voice replies. “Yes sir?” “Get the poker n’ some kindlin’, I got half a mind to make it hurt.” Their victim begins wailing, “LET ME GO, PLEASE, LET ME GO! SOMEBODY, ANYBODY, HELP!”

*WHACK* “Shut yer mouth.” You think you’ve heard enough, and you peer out into the clearing the noise is coming from. Two large men in overalls, one in his sixties, the other in his early twenties, are busy beating a scrawny man in a dirty but well-made suit within an inch of his life with makeshift clubs, while a third in hunter’s camouflage is heading to a run-down trailer with murder in his eyes. The situation is going to get much worse before it gets better, one way or another if you don’t intervene.

> (1/2)
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>>3301489

> What do you want to do?

>Date: 08/27/2010
>Age: 24
>Weight: 337.8 pounds or 153.2 kg
>Fitness:
- Two glancing pellet-scars in the stomach
>Skills:
- Persuasion: 1 [3/10]
- Intimidation: 2 [15/20]
- First Aid: 1 [4/10]
- Dodging: 1 [7/10]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Parkour: [3/5]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (16)
- Unarmed: 1 [0/10]
- Knife: 2 [5/20]
- All Melee Combat: [N/A]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Throwing: 1 [7/10]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Rifle: 1 [1/10]
>Attributes
- Strength: 3 [6/20]
>> Weight Reduction: (8)
- Endurance: 3 [4/20]
- Dexterity: 4 [3/40]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)
- Intelligence: 2 [3/10]
- Willpower: 4 [16/40]
- Charisma: 3 [2/20]
> Superpowers: 40 (PP)
> Mover 8/7: Superhuman Reflexes, Gravity Redirection
> Brute 4: On-Contact Weight Reduction
> Thinker 6: Superhuman Martial Arts
> Stranger 5: Shadow Melding
> Shaker 6: Shadow Summoning
> Striker 3/Blaster 3: Blade Generation

> Equipment:
> Cheap Gas Mask
> 2 Gas Mask Filters
> WWE Wrestler Mask(s)
> 11 Kitchen Knives
> 2 Switchblades
> 1 Uzi SMG [0/20]
> 3 SMG Magazines, [3 Empty]
> 2 [LAZ0R] Rifles, [20/20][20/20]
> 6 [LAZ0R] Rifle Discs
> 1 Assault Rifle, [30/30]
> 7 Assault Rifle Magazines, [1 Empty]
> 1 Sunday Specials, [13/13]
> 12 Pistol Magazines
> 1 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8]
> 51 Shotgun Shells

>Resources:
> 10 days of Health Food
> 8 days of Junk Food
> 1 Assault Rifle, [0/5]
> 3 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8][8/8]
> 2 Sunday Specials, [12/13][13/13]
> 1 Suit of Small Exoskeletal Power Armor

>Income per month: None
>Expenses: None
>Assets: $423 cash

> (2/2)
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>>3301493
I know they ain’t gonna take us seriously, but give them a chance to stop with the attempted murder and fuck off. If they refuse, so be it...
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>>3301493
Grab the guy and run. Don't hurt the rednecks tho:they're well within their rights to do as they did.
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>>3301503
Legally? No. Beating a man to death for killing a pet is not okay.

Morally? You bet your fucking ass it is.
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>>3301493
>That dog was fuckin’ everythin’ to me, last piece of my grandaddy I have, n’ ye jus’ kill him? Ye jus’ think yer gonna PAY ME-” *WHACK* “To leave offa yer faggot-as?”
My feels goes out to the guy who lost his pet dog. Fucker was probably distracted with his phone and didn't have the sense to drive carefully.
We need to convince these strapping gents that killing this guy isn't going to bring back his good boy. Killing this man will only leave them bitter.
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>>3301489
>Hail gaijin. I see that thou art rightfully punishing this foul merchant who smoted thou’st most noble of puppers. But do pray tell, mine fellow country folk, what would’st happen to thine family farm if his city slicker lawyer brother were to find out? I believe’st thine best course of action to be to let this vile knave live, upon the condition that he pay for a funeral and headstone for the most noble of slain puppers. For all men must know of the noble visage and pride of thou family doge. Forsooth, good gentlemens, stay your hand and let this fool live. It would not do for thou to invite federal intrusion upon thineselves for righteously punishing this city catamite. And you, young catamite, you should do thou utmosteth to findeth a suitable doge for the bereaved family, honor the memory of the puppy you most foully murdered, and agree to refrain from reporting this to thy city constabulary and legal barristers. Otherwise, these good yeomen will have’st no choice but to exact vengeance for the murder of slain doge. What sayeth you, catamite? And thou, yeomen farmers?

Basically trying to talk the hillbilly’s out of beating this guy to death, and convincing this guy to not press charges or go to the police. And to have a funeral for the innocent puppy.
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>>3301507
They don't need a new doge, but based none the less
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>>3301507
If anyone asks this is probably dereks idea of what a smart lawyer or diplomat sounds like.
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>>3301507
Holy Pupperoni This. All my this. bonus point's to this anon.

Ask for the name of their dog.
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>>3301507
support
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>>3301517
Goes without saying.

>>3301507
>>3301516
>>3301522
>>3301527
How do you intend to approach the scene?
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>>3301534
Come in shrouding face in shadow and physically remove the idiot puppy killer from harms way. Then try and talk it out. If the hillbilly’s don’t agree to the compromise, remove the puppy killer from the premises. If the puppy killer refuses to compromise, I say leave him.
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>>3301507
We should act as the priest for the burial.

>>3301534
Cautiously and diplomatically, but ready to throw a switchblade at a nonvital part of their body should they be hostile.
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>>3301544
Absolutely. Allow Saint Pikachu and Saint Vegeta to commend the puppers soul to heaven. Where the pupper can train with Goku and Kami to his hearts content.
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>>3301542
>>3301544
>>3301552
I have a niggling suspicion this is either going to be very violent or very awkward. I'll give you another ten minutes to decide on the method of approach.
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>>3301542
Dunno if the hillbillies would be more willing or convinced if we take the guy in the suit away. In fact they'd probably react violently, though if we are going to display our powers then they'll probably back down? I really down't want to go showing our powers around.
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>>3301568
True. I guess we just try and talk everyone down instead of physically removing suit guy.
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>>3301561
Obviously we should come in as the spectral arbiter of justice and with our cracking voice commanding words demand they hand over the dog-slayer for his to face his fate.

Big black ghost man wat do?
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>>3301561
Approach them without showing our powers. But we are definitely wearing our fedora and Kane mask. Kane because chances are the rednecks watch WWE and will see us as a fellow wrasslin aficionado. And the fedora so everyone knows how smart we are and how respectable a gentleman we are.
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>>3301578
I forgot we had those masks.
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>>3301579
You have two, one for Rey Mysterio, and one for Kane.

>>3301568
>>3301571
>>3301572
>>3301578
>>3301579
I take it you want to approach, and attempt to assuage their hostilities with the fedora and Kane mask. This may prove difficult to resolve diplomatically, but, stranger things have happened.

> Roll 1d20-3 to [Persuade] the belligerent hillbillies to leave off of the city slicker
> -2 for Charisma, -4 for Circumstances, +1 for [Persuade] skill, +2 for Element of Surprise
> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] task
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Rolled 4 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>3301595
Curse
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>>3301600
Truly my ability to roll poorly is the stuff of legend.
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>>3301600
Ouch, but not quite unexpected.

Do you want to attempt to [Intimidate] them into leaving off of the city slicker, or do you want to simply [Dodge] their attacks, grab the city slicker, and run off with them?
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>>3301604
>Intimidate
Play into our strengths
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>>3301604
Let them get the dog murderer. A true hero recognizes justice, not the corrupt laws of corrupt gaijin.
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Hmm, I wonder if cape wrestling is a thing. Probably.
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>>3301604
>intimidate
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>>3301614
You know there is some crazy high-flying action wrestling in Japan and Mexico. Sadly in the States it has devolved into simple bloodsports.
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>>3301607
Well, I don’t know if it’s legal, but I’d be pissed off if someone killed my dog and then tried to bribe me.
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>>3301620
Probably.

>>3301606
>>3301615
Do you want to display your powers as you [Intimidate] or simply draw a gun?
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>>3301624
Powers, make some shadow tendrils and use Them to tip our fedora/trilby
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>>3301624
Just draw a gun. We don’t want to tip them off.
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>>3301624
I'd rather not. Next thing you know they'll tell the Sheriff, and the sheriff will tell the local cops and that'll snowball down then we'll need to leave.
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>>3301624
We should also throw shade at the dog murdering punk while letting the victims of the puppy slaughterer know that they can’t kill him.
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Ten minute vote:

> [Intimidate] with powers
> [Intimidate] with firearm
> Grab city-slicker then flee
> Leave him to his painful fate
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>>3301639
>Leave him to his fate
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>>3301639
>other
Stealth knock out the two guys, run away with the city-slicker, but knock him out too because dammit it he WILL pay for the dog's funeral.
Lastly knock out the guy in camo and tie up all three hillbillies + city-slicker for a talking.
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>>3301639
>Leave him to his fate

Justice for Doge
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>>3301639
> Grab city-slicker then flee
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>>3301644
I would support this but letting the city slicker know we have powers is just too much of a liability. Same with the hillbillies.
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>>3301639
> Grab city-slicker then flee
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>>3301648
This
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>>3301655
Ok. What if we knock all three of them out, then knock out the last guy?
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>>3301658
>>3301656
>>3301648
You samefags support dogmurdering? The shame.
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>>3301639
> [Intimidate] with firearm
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>>3301639
>[Intimidate] with firearm
>>3301640
>>3301647
>>3301663
>it's okay to murder someone if they accidentally killed your dog
Dog people are literally retarded.
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I've got an overabundance of work to do tomorrow, so I'm going to call it a night and give you anons time to come to a decision.
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>>3301665
It’s not murder. It’s justice.
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>>3301665
>Dog people are literally retarded
This

Also I'm not samefagging. I posted for the first time because of the craziness I saw
People are torturing a guy to death and the dog is just an excuse for them to satisfy their sadism
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>>3301668
Torturing a man to death for a mistake is justice now? Guess I didn't get the memo.
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>>3301667
>[Intimidate] with firearm
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>>3301639
> Grab city-slicker then flee
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>>3301639
>Grab city-slicker then flee
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>>3301664
Changing to this. Too many people are voting to grab the guy and run, which will mean we have to reveal our powers. That’s something we can’t afford to do since we are actively being hunted down by the federal government and super heroes.
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>>3301639
> Grab city-slicker then flee, but knock him out first
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>>3301639
Please, for the love of god anons, can we not do anything that will bring the feds down on us. We're stuck in the middle of rural appalachia - this is an opportunity to lay low while the heat dies down. Subtlety is the name of the game right now.
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>>3301639
> [Intimidate] with firearm

Changing to this. Too many people want to let the dog killer get off without punishment, but I have to support the most popular option that doesn’t involve revealing our fucking powers to everyone we meet.
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>>3301757
Then vote for the option to intimidate with guns, because otherwise people are going to have us reveal our powers to an idiot stupid enough to wander through hillbilly territory, and stupid enough to kill their dog from driving and texting or some dumb shit.
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>>3301760
We killed a drug addict and two supers without having any powers what makes you think we can't knock them out and run without them
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>>3301639
> [Intimidate] with firearm
Changing vote
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>>3301753
>>3301754
>>3301757
>>3301742
>>3301738
>>3301724
>>3301717
What do we think is the best way to end this fight with minimal risk of word getting to law enforcement?

I'm concerned that just trying to intimidate these fuckers with a gun will result in them trying to call our bluff and then us having to defend ourselves with our powers - at least to the extent of pulling off some magical martial arts bullshit that anyone would know our flabby body couldn't do naturally.
Worst thing is that if we wander in like that and try to intimidate them then they have a pretty distinctive description to give the cops - even without our face we cut a pretty unique figure.

Three options spring to mind
>Manifest 4 heavy shadowtendrils and smack everyone involved upside the head. By the time they come to we'll have dashed in, snatched up the unconcious dogmurderer and dropped him off somewhere he can wake up safely.
Hillbillies are unlikely to go to the police and if the cityslicker does then all he has know reason to think a super intervened, for all he knows the hillibillies must've knocked him out in the beating and then chickened out on killing him.
>Manifest darkness around everyone, sprint in, knock them out manually. Maybe don't even bother with knocking out the hillbillies - just roar something about how they shouldn't have threatened to kill us but we'll let them keep their lives if they run know.
If we're fast enough knocking out the cityman then he's in the same position as above - he was being beaten and then it all went dark. We're exposing our powers to the hillbillies a little more but I still think they're unlikely to go to the cops. And if they do then they'll be giving the victims appearance as misinformation anyway.
>Manifest subtle darkness around ourselves and then scare the perps with a hail of gunfire from the shadows. Order them to let the man run for his life. Keep them pinned down until he's safe.
If we do the shadow manifestation right then they have no reason to think a super was involved - it was just a man with a gun who thought they were going too far.

Also - wait until Jethro is back with the tools - want them all close together when we pull whatever move we decide on.
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>>3301766
The dog killer is an idiot who would probably immediately run to the cops then his attorney brother. If we voted to simply not intervene, then we wouldn’t have to worry about revealing our powers. We don’t have to save every single idiot we come across. We saved grandma because she was a sweet old lady getting attacked by 6 guys. Sure, we are a Haloge or whatever, but does that mean we have to intervene in every single thing we come across? DIE is smarter than that. But anons aren’t apparently. We’re gonna end up in super villain prison or dead very very quickly if anons keep voting to help every single retard who kills a dog that they meet.
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>>3301771
That's why I suggest knocking him out first or intimidating gunfire from a distance.
If he goes to the police them all he can say is ''some hillbillies beat me unconcsious'' or ''some hillbillies were beating me and then some guy with a rifle pinned them down and I ran away''.

In neither case does it seem like any superpower was involved and, depending on how rural we are/how friendly these guys are with the local sheriff, not much is likely to come from any law enforcement investigation.
Certainly nothing that would implicate us or tie it to a series of butcherings half the nation away..
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>>3301775
well we already tried to pusade them to not kill him so they have already seen us
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>>3301771
DIE is actually kind of an autist and his intelligence is under avrage
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>>3301639
> [Intimidate] with firearm
also this, we can use our powers if they try to shoot us, also we need to wait until that other guy gets back with the tools
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also what do you guy think about New York, should we stay there or should we keep up the vagabond vigilante life style?
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Don't go to new york. It's the one of the largest if not largest city in the US. We would be a small fish in a very big sea there. Up until this point we have mainly gotten by by being obscure and one of the most powerful capes at wherever we are at that point. We go to new york we will be giving up all our advantages.
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>>3301860
That's why I want to go there.
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>>3301864
We would get overwhelmed to pieces by the number of capes in that city. That's not even mentioning the avenger level hero teams that would be based in such a large US city. Best to stick to small to medium sized city's and build up our power.
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>>3301639
> [Intimidate] with firearm
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>>3301860
>>3301869
EHh i dunno i feel like we Will have a better chance at hiding in new an other town and with there being so many capes i feel like we hopefully Can hide
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>>3301939
also if we ever get in a fight with a superhero in the city, he/she wil hopefully hold back because of fear of collaeral damage
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>>3301983
Eeeeeh it really depends.
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>>3301986
well yeah some might not care about colateral, but they are imployed by the goverment, so i dont think that most of them wont care
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but anyway, do we all agree that kingpin form is best form.
Like can you just imagine their faces when they face what they thought was a fat out of shape(but still super) autist, and what they instead find is that we have gained a brute rating just beacuse we are so goddamm strong
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>>3302045
The current form we have right now amuses me to no end. The mental image is absolutely hilarious. I will be a bit sad to see it go but if we must then kingpin mode is the best option
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>>3302067
yea and even then kingpin looks really fat,and it isnt until you actually figh him that you realise that all that fat is actually muscle
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Some speculation on power groupings

Kinesis
-Weight reduction
-gravity redirect

Darkness(one parent)
-blend
-make

Fighting
-blade creation
-reflexes
-yes

Soul
-blade
-blend
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>>3301664
>>3301665
>>3301724
>>3301760
>>3301765
>>3301765
>>3301841

> Roll 1d20+2 to [Intimidate] the hillbillies into leaving off of the city slicker
> -2 for Charisma, -4 for Circumstances, +2 for Kane Mask, +2 for [Intimidation] skill, +4 for Firearm
> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] roll
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Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>3302394
Yee yee
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>>3302399
Baka
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3302401
Time to save our ass
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>>3302399
... I'm not surprised.
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>>3302399
Lol
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>>3302409
>Derek lets out an extremely large dorito shart
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>>3302409
Looks like we need to kill everyone to hide our shame.
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>>3302450
>inb4 hillbillies have to make a Willpower check to remain standing
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>>3302464
With guns naturally, then we dip while the dude is freaking out. Because we do have the feds chasing us.
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>>3302450
Well, let’s be honest, Derek’s body and intestinal flora are probably still not used to eating vegetables and meat that isn’t loaded with inorganic phosphates. His body literally isn’t used to eating healthy food. It’s not unrealistic for him to get the liquid shits at the worst possible time.
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>>3302499
I hope we packed extra pants
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>>3301600
>>3302399
You can’t risk revealing your superpowered status to these hillfolk, but at the same time, no matter how much their tragic tale twangs your heartstrings, you can’t stand by as they beat a man to death for an unintentional mistake. One of the two prepares to break his club over the normie’s skull, but stops in his tracks as you emerge from the shadows and shout “HAIL GAIJIN!” Each of the three, beaten normie included stare in shock at the obese neckbeard fierce ninja warrior clad in the mask of Kane.

Realizing you have the upper hand, you raise your palms to signify peace as you continue. “I see that thou art rightfully punishing this foul merchant who smoted thou’st most noble of puppers.” Both pause, furrowing their brows while you continue, heedless of their reactions. “But do pray tell, mine fellow country folk, what would’st happen to thine family farm if his city slicker lawyer brother were to find out?” They turn from the normie and the looks on their faces are incredulous. “I believe’st thine best course of action to be to let this vile knave live, upon the condition that he pay for a funeral and headstone for the most noble of slain puppers. For all men must know of the noble vis-”

> +1 Persuasion [4/10]
> +1 Charisma [3/20]

The older interrupts. “Who the fuck are you?” Improvising, you say, “A k-kindly stranger trying to resolve a difficult situation. A-As I was saying-” His teeth bare in aggression while he snarls. “Don’t know where the fuck yer from, but ‘round here we don’t give FUNERALS to dogs! Bow-wow’s already buried, n’ we’s gonna bury the piece of shit tha’ killed him!” This is beginning to get out of hand, so you stammer out “Forsooth, good gentlemens, stay your hand and let this fool live. It would not do for thou to invite federal intrusion upon thineselves for righteously punish-” You’ve somehow inflamed his rage, and your words fall on deaf ears. “FEDERAL INTRUSION? THA’ SOME KINDA THREAT, FAT-ASS!?!”

“D-don’t be hasty my good sirs, and I-I will refrain from reporting this to thy city constabulary and legal barristers, you see-” Both of the hillfolk are visibly angered and approach with violent intent. You notice the normie’s extremities are bound, and you raise your hands while they grow near. “REPORTIN’ THIS SHIT? COME ONTO MY PROPERTY, INTERFERE WIT’ MY DUE COURSE, THEN THREATEN TO REPORT THA’ SHIT?” The younger one, whose dog was killed seems especially furious. “THESE CITY FAGGOTS KEEP TRYIN’ TO PUSH US ‘ROUND IN THE WHITE HOUSE, THEN THEY COME DOWN HERE, KILL MY DOG, N’ TRY TO THREATEN US WHAT TO DO?!?” The old man butts in, “I’M TIRED OF IT, CLINT! LE’S BREAK THIS FAT-FUCK’S SKULL LIKE AN EGG!”

> (1/2)
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>>3302399
Well i Can see we are OFF with a good start
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>>3302532

Clint’s growl of assent proves they mean business, and you realize your efforts at reasonable diplomacy were in vain from the start. You will not be intimidated by any gaijin, and reply with a shaky stern voice. ‘If you gaijin won’t accept words of reason, perhaps you will heed cold steel!” Reaching into your trench-coat, you grab one of the pistols and quick-draw it, intent on getting the pair to back down but as you pull the weapon, its trigger snags on your comfortably plump calloused hand, and misfires! *BANG* You attempt to correct your mistake, only to shoot again, barely missing the first one’s forehead! They panic and scatter as Jethro exits the trailer, sees a stranger in a WWE mask firing a pistol at his father and great uncle, then drops the tools and runs back inside.

“HOLY HELL HE’S GOTTA GUN! HE’S GOTTA GUN!” The younger man panics, bolting into the woods but the older man has a firm grasp of the situation, sprinting to the trailer. “CRAZY BASTARD TRYNA SHOOT US, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE CLINT, IT AIN’T WORTH IT!” On one hand, you’ve wasted two rounds of ammunition and jeopardized the lives of several peasants with your criminal negligence, but on the other, you’ve successfully scared them away from the beleaguered normie, who weeps in mortal terror.

> This merits a change of plans. What do you do?

>Date: 08/27/2010
>Age: 24
>Weight: 337.8 pounds or 153.2 kg
>Fitness:
- Two glancing pellet-scars in the stomach
>Skills:
- Persuasion: 1 [4/10]
- Intimidation: 2 [15/20]
- First Aid: 1 [4/10]
- Dodging: 1 [7/10]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Parkour: [3/5]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (16)
- Unarmed: 1 [0/10]
- Knife: 2 [5/20]
- All Melee Combat: [N/A]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Throwing: 1 [7/10]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Rifle: 1 [1/10]
>Attributes
- Strength: 3 [6/20]
>> Weight Reduction: (8)
- Endurance: 3 [4/20]
- Dexterity: 4 [3/40]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)
- Intelligence: 2 [3/10]
- Willpower: 4 [16/40]
- Charisma: 3 [3/20]
> Superpowers: 40 (PP)
> Mover 8/7: Superhuman Reflexes, Gravity Redirection
> Brute 4: On-Contact Weight Reduction
> Thinker 6: Superhuman Martial Arts
> Stranger 5: Shadow Melding
> Shaker 6: Shadow Summoning
> Striker 3/Blaster 3: Blade Generation

> Equipment:
> Cheap Gas Mask
> 2 Gas Mask Filters
> WWE Wrestler Mask(s)
> 11 Kitchen Knives
> 2 Switchblades
> 1 Uzi SMG [0/20]
> 3 SMG Magazines, [3 Empty]
> 2 [LAZ0R] Rifles, [20/20][20/20]
> 6 [LAZ0R] Rifle Discs
> 1 Assault Rifle, [30/30]
> 7 Assault Rifle Magazines, [1 Empty]
> 1 Sunday Specials, [11/13]
> 12 Pistol Magazines
> 1 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8]
> 51 Shotgun Shells

>Resources:
> 10 days of Health Food
> 8 days of Junk Food
> 1 Assault Rifle, [0/5]
> 3 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8][8/8]
> 2 Sunday Specials, [12/13][13/13]
> 1 Suit of Small Exoskeletal Power Armor

>Income per month: None
>Expenses: None
>Assets: $423 cash

> (2/2)
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>>3302539
>Knock out the dog smiter, and get him a safe distance away
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>>3302539
Shout “Run away normi” then proceed to runaway ourself
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>>3302543
This I guess, kek.
>>3302544
He's pretty fucked up, no guarantee he can run.
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>>3302539
>Ask the dog-smiter where his car is, if he answers knock him out and take him there
>if not go with >>3302543
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>>3302543
Do we even know How to knock someone out and not give Them Brian damage or kill Them.
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>>3302555
Derek is the best Hakoge ever, of course he knows the ninja art of kidnapping
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>>3302558
Lets hope he does
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>>3302555
How about we just give the guy a gun and a magazine and let him save himself?
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>>3302603
How about we just kill him? He killed a dog.
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>>3302606
By accident you mongoloid
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>>3302611
So if we accidentally kill the idiot no big deal
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>>3302614
Well yeah, if there were ever a good test subject he’s here
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>>3302622
Would patch things up with the rednecks as well
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>>3302614
>>3302622
>>3302626
Of course we dont fucking kill him, we take him to his car, or a relativly safe spot and then we are OFF to NYC
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>>3302634
Support
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>>3302634
No fuck NYC. We need to lay low and let the heat die down a bit. NYC is probably crawling with cape teams who can take us down.
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>>3302634
Why do people want to go to NYC? It's one of the few cities that will have capes above our level.
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>>3302634
>Going to the largest population center in America as a wanted cape
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>>3302634
>>3302645
>>3302649
>>3302658
Well ok then Lets go to another city
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>>3302634
>>3302637
OK so I support the car thing.
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>>3302634
Nnnnooooooooo that's not a good idea.
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>>3302658
let just grav redux and walk on water to europe
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>>3302660
How about no. We lay low and train in the woods by fighting bears and shit. After a couple of weeks, or our food runs out, we go back to the city and sell off our loot and bear pelts.
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>>3302679
you have my interest. Let's take a cape bear! We will name him Bearnhert!
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>>3302679
>Davy Crockett NEET Cape Edition
By all means, yes
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Rolled 17, 20, 17 + 4 = 58 (3d20 + 4)

>>3302555
>>3302558
Of course you think so!

>>3302543
>>3302547
>>3302548

> Roll 1d20-1 to get the normie to talk
> -2 for Charisma, -4 for Blunt Trauma, +1 for [Persuasion], +4 for Circumstances
> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task
Then,
> Roll 1d20+19 to escape into the wilderness
> +8 for Superhuman Reflexes, +6 for Shadow Summoning, +5 for Shadow Melding
> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task

> Rolling 3d20+4 to pursue you into the woods
> +2 for Tracking, +2 for Familiarity with the Land
> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] task
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Rolled 4, 15, 12 = 31 (3d20)

>>3302705
Normie talk, escape, tracking in that order
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>>3302705
>two 17's, one 20
That's some scary levels of competence right there.
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Rolled 18 - 1 (1d20 - 1)

>>3302705
Fucking hillbillies and normies REEEEEE
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>>3302716
I've already rolled 3d20+4 for their Tracking.
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>>3302721
fuck it can we just kill them?
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Rolled 2 + 19 (1d20 + 19)

>>3302705
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Rolled 4 (1d30)

>>3302723
You certainly could. Either way, I'm going to need you to

> Roll 1d20+25 to [Dodge] a bullet
> +8 for Superhuman Reflexes, +6 for Superhuman Martial Arts, +6 for Shadow Summoning, +5 for Shadow Melding
> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] task
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>>3302723
These guys just had their dog killed by a stranger, then get shot at by another stranger wearing the visage of their favorite wrestler. I’m not sure they deserve to be killed.
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Rolled 6 + 25 (1d20 + 25)

>>3302733
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Rolled 15 + 25 (1d20 + 25)

>>3302733
Swooce
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>>3302735
>favorite wrestler
Not quite...
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I'm going to go get some lunch, and be back when I'm back.
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>>3302735
They've got their retibution (hurting the guy), that's all they'll get.
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>>3302747
OOOOHH YEEAAHHH


I knew I liked these ignorant pig-fuckers.
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>>3302718
>>3302738
This has gone too far, too fast and if you’re smart, you’ll cut your losses and run, Waving the pistol like a lunatic and resisting the urge to do a double flip, you sprint over to the hysterical normie and smack him in the face as hard as your non-powered hand can swing. To your shock, this actually works and he snaps out of it, then begins to hyperventilate at the sight of the Kane mask. “Wh-who the fuck are you?” Taking on what you think is a menacing tone, you reply, dead-serious. “The man who’s going to get you back to your mommy, safe and sound.” Your words must have touched him, because he is at a loss for words. “Now tell me normie, where is your car?”

“O-okay, okay… It’s on the dirt road about two and a half miles away. I-I crashed about an hour before sunset, and they’ve been beating me ever since!” You pause in contemplation, sunset was nearly four hours ago, then nod. “Do you think you can show me where?” The normie stutters, “O-of course!” Hmm… “You’re clearly not in any position to walk... Methinks I’ll have to carry you.” The normie stops. “W-wait, what?” Before he can react, you’ve slung him over your shoulders and fled into the woods as fast as your legs can carry you.

He begins to scream so you muffle his mouth, and to keep him from panicking or seeing your powers, knock him in the side of the head with a nearby rock. Then the body goes limp and you can flee into the woods without any issues.

> +1 Charisma [4/40]
> +1 Intelligence [4/10]
> +1 Persuasion [5/10]
> +1 First-Aid [5/10]

You vanish into the trees, shrouding yourself in shadow as you sprint to the dirt road the normie referred to. Two and a half miles would’ve been unthinkable half a month ago, but with your superpowers and meh-tier elite training, it is next to nothing. Only ten minutes are needed to find the winding dirt trail, and only ten more to locate the car, a bloodstained, dented white hatchback with the left side half-buried in a ditch. You will be extremely lucky if the only thing it requires is a wheel, the- “THERE HE IS!” Oh no, you spin around to see an ATV ridden by three hillfolk race out of the woods and stop on the dirt path. The vehicle is almost the length of a football field away, and one of them stands, shoulders a bolt-action rifle, and cracks a shot at your head.

If you didn’t have superpowers that might’ve dealt an immediately fatal inconveniencing wound, but your heightened reactions see it coming a mile away. "Swooce." Stumbling to the side of the wreck, you skillfully dodge the bullet while making it appear to be an accident, and you can hear Clint berating the shooter. “HOW THE HELL'DYA MISS HIM?!? FUCKER’S BARELY A HUNDRED YARDS OUT!”

> +1 Dodging [8/10]
> +1 Dexterity [4/40]

> (1/2}
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>>3302994
The would-be sniper replies, shouting on his own, and you realize it was Jethro. “I DON’T KNOW PA, HE JUS-” The old man interjects, silencing both. “SHUT YER FUCKIN’ WHORE MOUTHS, IF I GOTTA GET CLOSER, I’LL GET CLOSER!” The ATV begins to approach, and you see that Clint is wielding some sort of assault rifle, and the old man isn’t visibly armed but intuition says there may be a pistol in his bib pocket. You have perhaps half a minute before they're in fish-in-a-barrel shooting range.

> This is extremely unfortunate. What do you want to do?

>Date: 08/27/2010
>Age: 24
>Weight: 337.8 pounds or 153.2 kg
>Fitness:
- Two glancing pellet-scars in the stomach
>Skills:
- Persuasion: 1 [5/10]
- Intimidation: 2 [15/20]
- First Aid: 1 [4/10]
- Dodging: 1 [8/10]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Parkour: [3/5]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (16)
- Unarmed: 1 [0/10]
- Knife: 2 [5/20]
- All Melee Combat: [N/A]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Throwing: 1 [7/10]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Rifle: 1 [1/10]
>Attributes
- Strength: 3 [6/20]
>> Weight Reduction: (8)
- Endurance: 3 [4/20]
- Dexterity: 4 [4/40]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)
- Intelligence: 2 [4/10]
- Willpower: 4 [16/40]
- Charisma: 3 [4/20]
> Superpowers: 40 (PP)
> Mover 8/7: Superhuman Reflexes, Gravity Redirection
> Brute 4: On-Contact Weight Reduction
> Thinker 6: Superhuman Martial Arts
> Stranger 5: Shadow Melding
> Shaker 6: Shadow Summoning
> Striker 3/Blaster 3: Blade Generation

> Equipment:
> Cheap Gas Mask
> 2 Gas Mask Filters
> WWE Wrestler Mask(s)
> 11 Kitchen Knives
> 2 Switchblades
> 1 Uzi SMG [0/20]
> 3 SMG Magazines, [3 Empty]
> 2 [LAZ0R] Rifles, [20/20][20/20]
> 6 [LAZ0R] Rifle Discs
> 1 Assault Rifle, [30/30]
> 7 Assault Rifle Magazines, [1 Empty]
> 1 Sunday Specials, [11/13]
> 12 Pistol Magazines
> 1 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8]
> 51 Shotgun Shells

>Resources:
> 10 days of Health Food
> 8 days of Junk Food
> 1 Assault Rifle, [0/5]
> 3 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8][8/8]
> 2 Sunday Specials, [12/13][13/13]
> 1 Suit of Small Exoskeletal Power Armor

>Income per month: None
>Expenses: None
>Assets: $423 cash

> (2/2)
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>>3302997
Have them crash into a wall made of shadow
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>>3303006
Disregard, go into the trees and throw knives
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>>3302997

Throws knives at their groin, those plebs don't deserve to spread their disguisting offpsring!
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>>3302997
Shoot them.
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>>3302997
>Take cover behind a big rock or tree, when they get close enough, we leap out and do a 1080 flip and kick them in the nuts. Afterwards, we puke on their face from excitement

>>3303042
We literally just started shooting at them and threatening them earlier. We’re trying to avoid leaving a trail of bodies.
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>>3303070
>no trail

>puke on em

Nice meme.
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>>3303057
>Shoot them in the arms
Actually, shooting them all in the arm or shoulder so they can’t use their weapons is a good idea. Then we could knock them out and put our first aid skills to use. We need locals alive who can help us find bears for our bear style ninjitsu training.
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>>3303090
+1
I want Derek to have a squad of bears he has captured and practices Kung fu and leave maga with every day.
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>>3303107
Krav Maga not leave maga
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>3303191
Wizard powers go
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>>3303212
Hey, not bad.
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>3303191
Watch this shitty power
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>3303191
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>>3303191
>>3303232
Wait I'm retarded. This is for one of those shitty inferior boards that lacks rolling abilities and instead uses gets.

Oh I guess I get a fuckton of stuff then.
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>>3303237
Then what does>>3303222 get?
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>>3303254
He got trips. He can pick any four from the board.

Also a 30 year old virgin. Wizard.
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>>3303260
>inb4 he's the guy we meet on a 20
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>>3303222
>tfw ascended trips

>>3303191
I choose,
> Mind Reader
> Hypnotist
> Vampire
> Philosopher
I think that's a decent enough spread with plenty of symmetry.
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>>3303270
I'm not that egotistical, anon.
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>>3303276
>says the guy self-inserting his MC

Dohohohoh

I'm kidding you're obviously Slim Cricket
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>>3303090
Support in this.
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>>3303280
Oho?

Sheeeit.

>>3303090
>>3303107
>>3303281
If no-one has a suggestion in five minutes, we'll be going with this.
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>>3303301
U got dunked on by a 400 lb neet lul
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>>3303305
In the words of froggy fresh
- can someone please tell me what an undertale is?
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>>3303305
Not just any NEET, an honorary Hakoge ninja warrior!

>>3303090
>>3303107
>>3303281
This is going to be tricky. Do you want to throw (kitchen) knives or use your pistol?
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>>3303317
Our power knives?
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>>3303317
>Pistol
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>>3303320
Uh we call them "mystical superior nipponese steel blades of the hakoge" here you dirty gaijin
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What the fuck is going on, and I wonder, if we left the normie alone to get bludgeoned to death, would he had a chance to trigger and gain some powers?
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>>3303326
Jokes on you, I'm a hapawhich is even worse!
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Rolled 814 (1d1000)

>>3303331
> DC: 1,000
I don't know, let's find out.
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Rolled 709 (1d1000)

>>3303336
Pls, let me show you true power
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>>3303336
Sadly, no, but it would have been *the shit* if I had actually managed a 1,000.

>>3303320
>>3303320
That's always an option, but I assumed you were trying to keep at least most of your powers hidden.
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Rolled 863 (1d1000)

>>3303337
Lmao, witness and weep.
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Rolled 602 (1d1000)

>>3303340
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Rolled 195 (1d1000)

>>3303336
roll a 1?
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Rolled 20 (1d1000)

>>3303339
Check my tier 1 precog powers
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>>3303349
You'd be further below the threshold for mental retardation, anon.

>>3303353
>nat 20
Astounding.

In all seriousness, here's a five minute flash vote, and this time I do mean five minutes.

> Sunday Special
> Kitchen Knives
> Mystical Kunai
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>>3303336
big money big money big money FOR CHOAS!!!
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Rolled 591 (1d1000)

>>3303357
> Kitchen Knives
Fucking throw these a plenty at them. At least enough fr us to wound but not kill. That way we'll get an opportunity to apply first aid.

forgot the roll.
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>>3303357
Kitchen knives
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Rolled 15, 19, 18 + 2 = 54 (3d20 + 2)

>>3303362
> Kitchen Knives [Locked]

> Roll 3d20+14 to neutralize the hillbillies
> +8 for Superhuman Reflexes, +6 for Superhuman Martial Arts
> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task

> Rolling 1d20+2 to shoot this fatass tresspasser
> -4 for Drive-By, +2 for Dexterity, +4 for [Rifle] skill
> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] task
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Rolled 13 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>3303374
Fucking Hillbilly Special Forces I’ll tell ya
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>3303374
God damn these rednecks mean business. They need to stop rolling so high.
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Rolled 19, 19, 14 + 14 = 66 (3d20 + 14)

>>3303374
Wrong dice, qm?
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>>3303358
>failed to roll

>AND saved the thumbnail

Fuck me is this what a nat 1 looks like in anon form?
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>>3303380
>>3303381
I'm going to need another 2d20 out of you anons.

>>3303385
No, I need you to roll once for each hillbilly. Also, NICE.
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Rolled 4, 18 = 22 (2d20)

>>3303393
Ah, ok
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Rolled 10, 18 = 28 (2d20)

>>3303393
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Rolled 5, 19, 17 + 14 = 55 (3d20 + 14)

>>3303374
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Rolled 9 + 2 (1d12 + 2)

I'm going to need anons to:

> Roll 1d20+25 to [Dodge] a bullet
> +8 for Superhuman Reflexes, +6 for Superhuman Martial Arts, +6 for Shadow Summoning, +5 for Shadow Melding
> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] task

Three times.

> Rolling 1d12+2 for the first bullet.
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Rolled 9, 12 + 2 = 23 (2d30 + 2)

> Rolling 2d30+2 for the next bullets
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Rolled 9 + 25 (1d20 + 25)

>>3303410
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Rolled 6 + 25 (1d20 + 25)

>>3303410
NEO
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Rolled 6 + 25 (1d20 + 25)

>>3303410
Nat 1
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>>3303419
I wanted a natty ye vapid cunt. Next time I ask ya fer one ya give it aight? Fuckin dice
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>>3303432
Last time i wanted one of those, we were fighting slim.
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>>3303432
please don't tempt RNGesus
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>>3303440
>He didn’t want to rip Slim Cricket’s brain out with our autist rage
What a neeerrrrdddd
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>>3303432
A natty one is why we’re in this situation. Instead of a shootout with the rednecks, we could be preaching the gospel of Naruto and why 2D waifus are better.
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>>3303385
>>3303381
>>3303397
>>3303398
For one, this is some pretty fine knife work, and for two,

>>3303415
>>3303416
>>3303419
This is some legitimate bullshit. If anon asks, the RNG should deliver.

No, but seriously though.

> Roll 3d20 to treat the knife wounds you've made
> -3 for Intelligence, +2 for Careful Wounds, +1 for First Aid Skill
> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task
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Rolled 17, 18, 16 = 51 (3d20)

>>3303475
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Rolled 6, 3, 20 = 29 (3d20)

>>3303440
Slim was a treasure. And he genuinely appreciated anime. A true hero. Too bad he's fucking DEAD.

>>3303442
It is my destiny to bring low rolls. I'll slap the dice gods if I have to.

>>3303471
It's just adding flavor to the story of the fall of DIE and his spiral into villainy.

>>3303475
Bleeding status inflicted.
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>>3303477
Heyyy, not bad.

>>3303480
>dat 20
Really not bad.
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>>3303482
17, 18, 20
Not bad. What about a little first aid for the normie? The guy got beaten pretty bad.
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>>3303480
>a twenty
>in my set of rolls

Anon will remember this.
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>>3303486
I'll have you roll as soon as I get another 3d20.
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>>3303494
>>3303475
>> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task

What did he mean by this?
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Rolled 14, 15, 3 = 32 (3d20)

>>3303494
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>>3303494
you said best of two.
> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task
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>>3303501
NEVERMIND, I'm retarded.
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>>3303505
STILL retarded.
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It's fortunate for you that the normie isn't bleeding and these aren't imminently fatal.

> Roll 1d20-5 to attempt to treat the hillbilly's victim's wounds
> -3 for Intelligence, -3 for Brutal Wounds, +1 for First Aid skill
> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] task
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Rolled 14 - 5 (1d20 - 5)

>>3303537
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Rolled 18 - 5 (1d20 - 5)

>>3303537
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>>3303541
A NINE YOU SAY?
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>>3303542
>>3303541
Unfortunate
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>>3303541
At least you didn't somehow make things worse, as hilarious as that would've been.
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>>3303546
He'll live
he'll suffer but he'll live
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>>3303552
On the upside, he was unconscious for the crude sewing technique.
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>>3303552
An acceptable outcome. He lives, but his punishment for killing the doggo remains. And the hillbillies live, and don’t go to jail. An acceptable outcome for all parties, attained only through the power of NEET autism and Derek’s fedora.
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>3303557
Rolling for internal bleeding to kill him anyway
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>>3303581
See the problem is you should ask for the opposite of what you want.
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>>3303589
I'm just charging my negative energy, that's all. The karmic shift will kick in when I need it to.
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>>3303556
Thats nice
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what happend to qm, he go to sleep?
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>>3303925
For his sake, certainly.

>>3304161
No, I got busy fucking around with a water leak. Writing the update at the moment.
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>>3301766
>I'm concerned that just trying to intimidate these fuckers with a gun will result in them trying to call our bluff and then us having to defend ourselves with our powers - at least to the extent of pulling off some magical martial arts bullshit that anyone would know our flabby body couldn't do naturally.
>Worst thing is that if we wander in like that and try to intimidate them then they have a pretty distinctive description to give the cops - even without our face we cut a pretty unique figure.


>>3302532
>you emerge from the shadows and shout “HAIL GAIJIN!”
>“I’M TIRED OF IT, CLINT! LE’S BREAK THIS FAT-FUCK’S SKULL LIKE AN EGG!”
>>3303410
>>3303374
>neutralize the hillbillies ... Superhuman Reflexes ... Superhuman Martial Arts
>I'm going to need anons to ... [Dodge] a bullet ... Superhuman Reflexes ... Superhuman Martial Arts ... Shadow Summoning ... Shadow Melding

Fucking called it.

We wander in like a retard. Fail to intimidate anyone and end up having to whip out 4 of our 7 powers to get out of there. We manage to ensure that both the hillbillies and the victim are full witnesses to our autism.
Already the worst possible outcome but then we manage to fuck up even further by throwing knives to defend ourself thus providing connection to both the autistic sperg in Miami and the piles of knifed normies in Phoenix.
Oh and these knives we're throwing are no doubt covered in our fingerprints.
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>>3304219
To be fair, you've been wearing finger-less gloves this entire time.
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>>3304219
REEEEeeeeeeeeeee
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>>3303385
>>3303398
>>3303415
>>3303477
While it would all but guarantee their rapid defeat, openly wielding your superpowers is asking for rumors to spread, and you aren’t confident enough with your pistol to avoid killing these silly baka gaijin. It seems you’re going to go for a more hands-on approach but as you slide the pistol into its holster, your wrist brushes the handle of a kitchen knife and you realize that you never had any reason to worry. The ATV races at almost twenty miles an hour, they’ll be on you in seconds and they think they’ve caught you in their tracks, but little do they know, they challenge a true Hakoge ninja warrior!

Tossing the unconscious normie into the ditch, you stand in the center of the dirt path and draw your blades. Each of the trio is undeterred by the display and races ahead, with murderous intent to make you move, one way or another. It all happens in an instant, and if it weren’t for your superpowers you would’ve been dead in that moment. Clint clicks the safety on his assault rifle, technically illegally diligently modified to fire full-auto, and a spray of bullets flies to ventilate your flesh. Jethro shoulders his bolt-action, grits his teeth, lines the iron sight to your center mass and pulls the trigger. As the ATV nears your suspicions are proven correct when the old man reaches into his front pocket, whips out a tiny revolver that would vanish in your flab muscle of your hand, and fires in one smooth motion.

Heedless of exposure when your life’s on the line, you move in a blur, effortlessly ducking the dozen-odd rounds that whistle over your head, barrel rolling to the side of the trail the split-second the rifle’s trigger is pulled, and evading the revolver’s shot with an imperceptible shift of the darkness around you. Then the four-wheeler races past and you know it is your time to act. Leaping into the road, you flick both of your hands, and from each a pair of blades fly to bury themselves in the vehicle’s tires, slicing them apart with ease. His vehicle’s stability jeopardized, the old man attempts to break but finds no way to slow the momentum, so he dives out of the accident in motion. Clint falls to one side and scrambles to stand as Jethro simply hops off, and shoulders his rifle again.

> (1/3)
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Rolled 19, 18 = 37 (2d20)

>>3304224
Oh. Helpful.
Rolling to see if we left prints on the broken knives used in the Slim Cricket incident.
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>>3304237

He doesn’t get a third shot when the projectile cutlery slices his hand open and deflects from his rib-cage, causing him to drop the weapon and curse. Two seconds later, a devastating mercifully pulled punch knocks him from his feet and to the ground, unconscious. The hillbilly with the assault rifle shouts in spite, attempts to shoot but thanks to the application of a shadow tendril behind the trigger finds the rifle is jammed, then throws it to the side and pulls out a knife. He never stood a chance, and as you wipe the thankfully non-lethal gore from the near-comatose would-be killer, you spin to see the old man rushing in a belligerent rage.

The spine-snapping roundhouse is dodged without issue, then the second, and the third, too. His stamina is still running strong, but you don’t want to drag this fight out longer than it has to be so on his next charge, a shadow snags his ankle and sends him crashing to the ground. He’ll deludedly think he tripped on a branch, but the kitchen knife slashing his overall’s holster apart and the sneaker-clad foot kicking him into a dreamless sleep are all too real. The entire exchange took all of twenty seconds, and the moment you’ve verified each of them is unconscious, you whip out the sewing kit Martha lent you ”Jus’ in case there’s an emergency, hun.” and get to work.

Sewing the lacerations shut isn’t that difficult at all, and none of the three have any seriously broken bones. You caused a few deep gashes here and there but you manage to stitch the torn skin together so easily, you don’t even waste any more thread than the bare minimum! Honestly, you think you’ve done extremely well for an amateur, especially well in the old man’s case because one of his ankles was horribly beet-red, swollen, and lumpy to begin with, but after stabbing it once or twice and squeezing out the juice, whatever it was went down severely, which is good, because that looked painful as shit. He should really be visiting a professional hospital to get that looked at, but you can’t do anything else to help and it isn’t your problem, so you don’t worry about it.

> +3 Throwing [10/10], Level Up! Throwing: 2 [0/20]
> +5 Dodging [12/10], Level Up! Dodging: 2 [2/20]
> +4 First Aid [8/10]
> +8 Dexterity [11/40]
> +3 Intelligence [7/10]

When that’s done and they’re all taken care of, you stack the bodies on-top of one another in the ditch across from where the normie’s car crashed and pat yourself on the back for a job well done. Before you begin to help the unfortunate, a thought occurs to you.

> Should you steal their wallets, their weapons, and the keys to the only slightly damaged ATV, or should you leave them as they were, because beating them so handily is an honorable punishment enough?

> (2/3)
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>>3304239
they already know who we are, so its a little bit to late for that, though we can start wearing some so they wont connect us to our future killings
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>>3304237
>>3304240
Once you’ve decided what to do with their things, you rush over to the normie and do your utmost to mend his wounds. Almost immediately, you realize the extent of the damage is quite unsettling, this normie is beyond even your hospitality. No, he requires the expertise of a master of medical ninjutsu, and there is no telling where the closest one is. You figure the best thing you can do is prepare him for a professional and so you do, popping dislocated shoulders you think back into place, splashing rubbing alcohol into severe cuts, stitching them close, then slapping makeshift bandages, and at several points, briefly meditating over his broken body and wishing you had a candle.

When you’re done he doesn’t look much better than when you began, but he does look a bit better, which means that the effort you made was worth it. Now that you’ve resolved the situation with the hillbillies, what do you intend to do with the normie? You can’t ethically just leave him here, and you’re at least 99% sure his car isn’t going anywhere without a spare tire. If you carry him, you’ll have to find a legitimate hospital but you’re lost in the middle of the Appalachian Mountains, which means, to adopt some of the hillfolk slang, if you want to find him some medical care, you’ll have to put in some elbow grease. Gah, being an honorable ninja warrior is more difficult than you thought.

> What is your master keikaku? Translator’s note: Keikaku means plan

> (3/4)
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>>3304237
>>3304240
>>3304242
>Date: 08/27/2010
>Age: 24
>Weight: 337.8 pounds or 153.2 kg
>Fitness:
- Two glancing pellet-scars in the stomach
>Skills:
- Persuasion: 1 [5/10]
- Intimidation: 2 [15/20]
- First Aid: 1 [8/10]
- Dodging: 2 [2/20]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Parkour: [3/5]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (16)
- Unarmed: 1 [0/10]
- Knife: 2 [5/20]
- All Melee Combat: [N/A]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Throwing: 2 [0/20]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Rifle: 1 [1/10]
>Attributes
- Strength: 3 [6/20]
>> Weight Reduction: (8)
- Endurance: 3 [4/20]
- Dexterity: 4 [3/40]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)
- Intelligence: 2 [4/10]
- Willpower: 4 [16/40]
- Charisma: 3 [4/20]
> Superpowers: 40 (PP)
> Mover 8/7: Superhuman Reflexes, Gravity Redirection
> Brute 4: On-Contact Weight Reduction
> Thinker 6: Superhuman Martial Arts
> Stranger 5: Shadow Melding
> Shaker 6: Shadow Summoning
> Striker 3/Blaster 3: Blade Generation

> Equipment:
> Cheap Gas Mask
> 2 Gas Mask Filters
> WWE Wrestler Mask(s)
> 11 Kitchen Knives
> 2 Switchblades
> 1 Uzi SMG [0/20]
> 3 SMG Magazines, [3 Empty]
> 2 [LAZ0R] Rifles, [20/20][20/20]
> 6 [LAZ0R] Rifle Discs
> 1 Assault Rifle, [30/30]
> 7 Assault Rifle Magazines, [1 Empty]
> 1 Sunday Specials, [11/13]
> 12 Pistol Magazines
> 1 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8]
> 51 Shotgun Shells

>Resources:
> 10 days of Health Food
> 8 days of Junk Food
> 1 Assault Rifle, [0/5]
> 3 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8][8/8]
> 2 Sunday Specials, [12/13][13/13]
> 1 Suit of Small Exoskeletal Power Armor

>Income per month: None
>Expenses: None
>Assets: $423 cash

> (4/4)
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>>3304243
is there phone signal?
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>>3304243
do we know how to drive?
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>>3304239
>19, 18
The cheeto dust was too thick for the police to get a proper print, but with the mountains of evidence and interviews from neighbors, they managed to piece together your identity easily enough.

>>3304241
Indeed you can.

>>3304244
It's the middle of bumfuck, Appalachia. There is none whatsoever, or if there is, it requires a local data plan or an extremely high vantage point.

Also,

>>3304239
>>3304241
>breaking the flow of the update
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>3304248
You have a driver's permit and in theory, you can. In practice, you have a complete lack of [Driving] skill and will have to rely on your superpowers to avoid the risk of an accident.
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>>3304240
Only take their ammo, leave the rest
>>3304242
Take the normie with you and begind running towards the railway, when we find it, we follow it towards the nearest city and leave him(stealthy) on the train station after making sure that he will be found in time, after that we try to find an attic like last time and plan on what we are going to do
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>>3304242
Just because one tire is flattened, doesn't mean the car doesn't function. We will completly destroy the tire and damage the wheel but we can still drive the car. I don't think the normie will mind it that much seeing that we did it to save his life.

Take the car and drive him hopefully to a populated town where we can dump him in a clinic or something.
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>>3304257
Oh wait
I like this suggestion better

Let's go with that
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>>3304257

That plan look good idea.
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>>3304243
>Toss normie in car, drive him out to any populated area. Let them take care of him. Then return to the hillbillies and begin questioning them about bears and hunting bears. Also show off some of our arsenal, minus the lazor rifles so they know we mean business. Also recover any kitchen knives we may have thrown during the fighting.
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>>3304279
I like this plan because it involves fighting bears bear handed. Eventually.
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>>3304243
>Toss normie in car, drive him out to any populated area. Let them take care of him. Then return to the hillbillies and begin questioning them about bears and hunting bears. Also show off some of our arsenal, minus the lazor rifles so they know we mean business. Also recover any kitchen knives we may have thrown during the fighting.
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>>3304279
>>3304301

Why do we need to get info from backwards hillbillies?
We could go to a small town, find a survival/hunting shop, buy books on surviving in the wild, hunting/foraging, field medicine, etc
Then go deep into the woods and power train for like 3 months till we get all of our base stats to 7 or something

I'm really tired for rolling to train for every day, we should have a bigger time skip to achieve the result we want, that way we won't be wasting (real life) time doing menial grinding
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>>3304311
You aren’t going to learn how to track from a book. Bushcraft is something you learn by doing it, and being shown.
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>>3304315
I'd rather learn from somebody else than psychopathic sadists

Also, I don't agree with you
We learned first aid from internet
We can sure as hell can learn survival too
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>>3304311
>I'm really tired for rolling to train for every day, we should have a bigger time skip to achieve the result we want, that way we won't be wasting (real life) time doing menial grinding
You can have a time-skip as soon as you've found somewhere stable and wish to do so, but going from obese blob to bargain bin Kingpin takes time.

>>3304315
>>3304320
I figure it's similar to [Firearms] skill, it's possible to reach a basic to proficient level on studying alone, but a tutor or field experience is necessary for genuine expertise. For bushcraft, this boils down to camping which is easy enough to accomplish.
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>>3304320
Paychopathic sadists who had just got shot at by some crazy guy who wandered onto their property demanding they let the dog murderer go unpunished. Remember that Derek fired first. The dog was murdered first. I’m not saying their response was proportional, but they wouldn’t have done anything if nobody decided to murder their puppy.
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>>3304321
Well, I thinking getting camping gear, stocking up on food, getting books would be a good solid start to get a stable place for training

After a while we could start hunting and scavenging to get more food (we can even hunt bears!)

Books are also great to improve our intelligence
Willpower will increase slowly all the time while we do our hermit self improvement program.
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>>3304332

Yes we should try to live a hermit so that we can focus on self-improvement.

The books that is good to have is book about survival and meditation.

Getting hunting gears like bows and tools for crafting.
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>>3304329
To be fair, he didn't actively decide to do anything.

Only two days, and already 600 posts. That's crazy.
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>>3304332
We got a sleeping bag. Derek could build a survival shelter himself without resorting to spending money. Find a flat rock, sharpen, use as an axe. Chop handle. Hole in handle, rock in hole, like a Celtic axe. Doesn’t even need sinew or fiber to hold it in place. Then use that to chop some small trees, gather leaves, and build a small survival shelter.
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>>3304242
>Toss normie in car, drive him out to any populated area. Let them take care of him. Then return to the hillbillies and begin questioning them about bears and hunting bears. Also show off some of our arsenal, minus the lazor rifles so they know we mean business. Also recover any kitchen knives we may have thrown during the fighting.
Also I’m not sure Derek is smart enough to pull off a Primitve Technology style kind of shelter. Even the easy ones where he makes a waterproof hut in a single afternoon using leaves and tree bark and shit.
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>Fucking negroids tried to save a dog killer

You guys deserve to get gassed.
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>>3304362
calmdown dude it was an accident(I think)
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>>3304391
Death to all.
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>>3304362
Majority voted for it. I didn’t agree, but we can’t exactly undo it.
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>>3304242
Use our weightlessness powers to clim on top of the tallest nearby tree to get a vantage point, then direct ourselves to the nearest town that would have an hospital
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>>3304242
>wishing you had a candle.
We have a Zippo lighter from when we were lighting molotovs
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>>3304336
HEY UBER NEET
HAVE YOU READ SHADOW QUEST
THERE'S A SHITTON OF GOOD IDEAS THERE FOR SHADOW-RELATED POWERS AND SHEEEEIT
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>>3304240
Don't steal there things, it would be dishonourabru
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>>3304632
wow WOW DUDE
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so what you think about having us be able to eat shadows possibly making us stronger?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br6aZNxLUl4
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>>3304632
Man, Shadow Quest was such a wild ride start to finish.
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>>3304647
i hope we learn how to use shadow meld and generation to use like a hammer space for our body
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>>3304664
Not sure how that would work. Using ALL shadows anywhere as a portal into hammerspace?
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>>3304671
thinking more our personal shadow or the stuff we generate
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>>3304342
Hey, I'm all for retreating into woods and becoming a hermit but that is a bit too extreme. Nothing wrong with spending money to get supplies

Also, with our blade generation, do we even need axes and such?
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>>3304679
With our super kung-fu, do we need blades?
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>>3304682
nah and we can summon any blade
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i am really looking towards when we can shadow meld with a big mass of shadow and become the horror of villains everywhere
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>>3304690
I can't wait for us to reinforce our kung fu with shadow-knife energy
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>>3304329
The psychopathic hillbilly sadists (and yes, that's what they are) did not listen to Derek's attempt to calm things down and threatened to beat the shit out of him.
>Remember that Derek fired first
In response to being threatened.
>The dog was murdered first
Are you actually delusional enough to think the city guy intentionally killed the dog? Because that's what murder means.
>I’m not saying their response was proportional
And that's all that needs to be said. They were acting out of line, and we didn't do anything wrong.
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>>3304887
Shhh. He just getting into character.

Even if that character is ignorant and autistic.

Just like best boi MC.
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>>3304887
I agree.
But don't try to reason with dog crazy people.
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>>3304898
I feel kinda bad for saying that the guy deserved to be beat up. It might have set the tone for all the extremists.
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did qm fall asleep?
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>>3304956
I mean, he has to at some point. Especially given the way he ran the first thread.
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>>3304956
He exercised hard enough to conk out.
Again
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>>3304970
I will prepare the funeral pyre.
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Rolled 32 (1d60)

Rolling for number of anons who show up
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Rolled 27 (1d30)

Rolling for how long it takes for the fire to rage out of control in minutes
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Rolled 368 (1d1000)

Rolling for cost of property damages in millions
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Rolled 1 (1d240)

Rolling for time it takes emergency services to respond in minutes
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Rolled 17 - 20 (1d32 - 20)

Rolling for casualties of anons

modifier for INCREDIBLY quick response time

Thanks, fire department
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

Rolling for public opinion of the event
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>>3305184
Now that's what I call fast service.

>>3305190
saved 3 additional lives. nice.
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>>3305193
All in all it seems like it was a bangin' time and people are grudgingly accepting of the steep price.

>>3305194
Truly they are miracle workers. Saving the lives of three anons that weren't even there that day.
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Man, a person could be making mad buck as an assassin with this power set. But, it's in the hands of a delusional man child. Amazing. So we're a Ronin till we settle down to create our village and become a true Hokage, yes?
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>>3304887
They would have if someone didn’t immediately roll a fucking 1 on the persuasion attempt. And then a 1 on the intimidation roll. And remember we voted to pull out a gun to intimidate them, and threatened them with the Feds. They were completely justified in being hostile when a close family member is killed, and then another stranger shows up threatening them with the feds and pulling out a gun. It’s like you didn’t even read any of the shot that lead up to this.
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>>3305272
We’re ronin until we get caught by the feds or killed by a villain man, DIE is already in too deep.
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>>3304887
Lmao quit being such a whiny faggot. If you read the updates, and how the votes and dice rolls played out, this was the only outcome. We voted to do some retard autist speech, then get a 1 on the persuasion attempt. Then we rolled a 1 after voting to pull out a gun and force them to let go of the puppy murderer. Calm your tits bitch, and learn to read.
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>>3305293
We were in too deep from the moment we killed the Crickets and the Crackhead in the park.
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>>3305303
>the Crickets and the Crackhead

Why does this sound like some bizarro disney movie?
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>>3305318
If you combine the powers of the cricket and the crackhead you get Rickety Cricket from IASIP.
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I'm sure we'll find allies one day. I'm still waiting for us to fight a female. "I should have seen through your ruse. You aren't a lady, you're a Thot!"
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>>3305355
IF SHE BREATHES
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>>3305355
It’d be a great chance to sperg out about 2D waifus and how they are superior.
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>>3304362
I would but the chamber is full of dog corpses and there's no room for me.
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>>3305287
Yes, I know the rolls fucked things up. We pulled a gun to intimidate them to stop them from committing a literal fucking murder. They were justified in being hostile after their dog was killed, they were not justified in torturing and killing someone. I read the update perfectly, I'm just not an emotional, reactionary retard.
>>3305300
...What? I legitimately don't understand this post, so I'll go through it.
>quit being such a whiny faggot
I'm not being whiny, at least not any more so than anyone else in this "discussion."
>If you read the updates, and how the votes and dice rolls played out, this was the only outcome
Meaningless statement. Yes, with how the votes and dice went this was the only possible result. If the votes or dice had gone differently something different would've happened.
>We voted to do some retard autist speech, then get a 1 on the persuasion attempt
Yes, unfortunate.
>Then we rolled a 1 after voting to pull out a gun and force them to let go of the puppy murderer
Yes, we tried to stop them from committing a murder.
>Calm your tits bitch, and learn to read
I am calm, and I did read. What was the point of this post?
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>>3305416
They were completely justified. The law and justice are not always on the same page. Stopping a dangerous, careless, entitled dog murderer from being able to do so again is a justified and heroic action. Justice and the legal system are often at odds. Which was cancelled out by their chasing of Derek. It’s not an emotional, or reactionary view. It’s a just and righteous thing to stop dog murderers from going around and killing people’s family members.
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>>3305416
Plus remember that Derek is a crazy vigilante weeb not constrained by the same societal morals everyone else is. You have to take that into context when voting.
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>>3305439
>murderer
Firstly, it would be manslaughter because he was being negligent. Secondly, manslaughter only applies to people.

Therefore he would be a dog killer not a dog murderer.
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>>3305439
He didn't mean to kill the dog though. They were justified to punch him in the face(albeit VERY HARD) but there's a point where they should have stopped and they clearly passed it. He got his comuppance and more, to much to be justified.
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>>3305439
>torture and summary execution is a just punishment for accidentally killing an animal
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>>3304632
>>3304647
>>3304664
>>3304671
Woah, that's some insanity right there. Shadow Summoning and Shadow Melding are definitely some versatile superpowers, and there are several ways you can choose to develop each as time goes on.

>>3304641
Give it time and a few more tiers.

>>3304682
>doubting the honorable path of the blade
REEEEEEEEEEEE But in all seriousness, Superhuman Martial Arts and Blade Generation have as much synergy as Shadow Summoning and Shadow Melding, they feed into one another, and eventually, you may figure out a way to combine the two.

>>3304956
I am a mere mortal, anon.

>>3305130
I appreciate the effort.

>>3305184
>1 minute
That is some serious dedication right there. They must've been on stand-by.

>>3305180
>368 million dollars in damage after only 1 minute of fire
Dear God.

>>3304257
>>3304260
>>3304277

> Roll 1d20+15 to find a town with a functioning train station in short order
> +8 for Superhuman Reflexes, +7 for Gravity Redirection , +4 for On-Contact Weight Reduction, -4 for Hopelessly Lost
> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task

> Rolling 2d8 for the number of Assault Rifle magazines scavenged I'm assuming you didn't grab the bullets you don't have a weapon for.
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Rolled 1 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>3305652
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>>3305652
>Dear God.

The conflagration was biblical. The explosion catastrophic.
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Rolled 9 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>3305652
dice pls

>>3305658
YES! Agony.
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>3305661
Yet there were less than zero casualties. Amazing.

>>3305658
Good God anons, must you always force me to roll for mishaps?
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>3305671
Hey, much better than average. Let's see if this is actually beneficial...
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>3305676
Eh. Not quite...

> Rolling 1d20

> 1-2: Hostile super
> 3-6: Cautious hillbillies
> 7-10: Hostile "farmers"
> 11-14: Hostile 'shiners
> 15-16: Hostile police
> 17-18: Cautious police
> 19: Cautious super
> 20: Ye fabled super neckbeard
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Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>3305683
You've stumbled into someone's grow-op and tripped the alarm.

> Rolling 1d6 for numbers
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>>3305687
Smok wood every day niquahs amirite?

Why are you pulling guns on me?
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Rolled 33, 75, 62, 32 + 20 = 222 (4d100 + 20)

>>3305687
> Rolling 4d100+20 for how well-armed they are
> +20 for Paranoia
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>>3305698
> 2 Sawn-Off Shotguns
> 2 Assault Rifles
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>>3305701
Could we have dumped the normie in his car, ran back to our stuff, tossed it in his trunk and just continued carrying everything?
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Pretty routine. What's your kill total at again, anons?
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>>3305652
What? We didn’t vote to take him by car? So we’re running through miles of backwoods in the hopes of finding a train?
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>>3305705
Haven't counted since thread 1. I think 26 unless the hillbillies die. reee the starts and item counts are still off reee.
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>>3305705
>Leave the guy with the weed farmers and dip. We gotta get started on bear jitsu and all this dumb shit is a waste of time
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>>3305708
I think his car is a bit too damaged, and we can barely drive thanks to our martial arts reflexes. We would probably be better off tossing everything inside and carrying it away.
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>>3305704
No, you had the normie slung over your shoulder and was trying to reach a train station to drop him off at. Leaving him there would've been a death sentence, and your Weight Reduction isn't strong enough to lift a car, in addition to backwoods [Parkour], and carrying your luggage.

>>3305708
No, the vote was 1 in favor of running down the rails until you found a town, in which case you planned to leave the normie somewhere in plain view, and find somewhere to lay low. Not a bad plan, but complications arose.
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The normie didn't have anything in his car but a leftover Chinese takeout container, and a boring looking manila folder you took anyways. He was *quite* lost.
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>>3305713
+1. If the weed farmers try to fight us we just knock them out using punch stuff. And leave the normie with them. Unless the weed farmers are bears in which case we need to train kung fu with them.
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>>3305724
>gotta get that sweet montana ursine kush my dudes

Fucking bear pot farmers I swear.

I totally didn't forget where we are. You did.
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>>3305724
Are you sure? There's a high almost certain likelihood they would kill and bury him.
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>>3305716
Where is our stuff? Did we leave it somewhere or are we carrying it all with us? Because it’s going to be a bitch trying to find it again after running through the woods, rescuing retard, and running into a grow op.
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Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d8)

>>3305652
Forgot to actually roll for magazines, gosh damnit.
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>>3305733
I’m sure Derek can live with that. He is pretty oblivious and it would be funny if the hillbillies tried to track us down for revenge only to run into the pot farmers.
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>>3305739
You've been carrying it with you this entire time.

>>3305748
Just making sure you understand the implications.
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>>3305740
Shit, these were some poorly armed rednecks.
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>>3305748
Wait a second... Are you one of the people who wanted to let the guy die, and now you're finding a roundabout way to do it?
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>>3305757
They left the rest back in their trailer.
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>>3305752
I just want to train in the woods. Find a herd of bears, and practice kung fu with them. Over time, the bears will learn to accept Derek and learn the ways of Naruto from him. With an army of apprentice ninja bears think of how much crime Derek could fight.
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>>3305761
Makes sense, they were in a hurry.

>>3305762
Anon, you do not have the Animal Empathy superpower, and this is doomed to end poorly.
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>>3305760
Just how many fights and how much running is Derek willing to do for the sake of 1 idiot? Who can’t even watch the road and avoid turning pupper into roadkill.
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>>3305766
Nah nah it's simple. Wait for DIE to grow his neckbeard out and his immense bulk coupled with shaggy appearance will convince or ursine brothers that DIE is some sort of weak, frail, less-hairy bear and they will adopt him.
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>>3305776
He could be thankful enough to find us a place to hole up in away from the cops, or give us money once we get him to a hospital. Maybe even look at his wallet to find his home address so we can start living in his attic.
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>>3305776
He is an honorable Hakoge ninja warrior, anon.
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>>3305798
Can we loot through his wallet to find his ID? What's his name and where does he live?
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>>3305776
AHA! Caught you red-handed, knave!
>>3305300
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>>3305790
This does not help us achieve bear jitsu. At the very least we find a cabin in the woods, dig a few big ass puts for exercise, and put some bears in there. Boom, sparring partners who are tougher than an average man, and more dangerous. We can avoid hurting the bears to badly if we don’t use blades, and we can practice first aid on them once we’ve choked them out or KO’d them with a judo kick.
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>>3305805
So? I think leaving this idiot behind is the best option for Derek. This guy is literally a victim of his own stupidity, not being harassed for being a sweet old lady.
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>>3305809
Bears are excellent climbers and OP was right about the issue with bear taming. We'd do better to drain our self then deal with the statics for transporting bears everywhere.

>>3305811
Nah. No. We dump him off some place that can get him to a hospital, then we shack up in his home.
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>>3305683
It is obvious to you that you cannot remain here, so once you’ve swiped both of the hillfolk’s assault rifle magazines you shoulder the normie, grab the boring looking manila folder the wreck that used to be his car, and begin sprinting through the wilderness. Another fifteen minutes later you’ve found the railroad, and you continue sprinting, intent on finding a stable community wherein you can leave the normie to their care. Sadly, three of your kitchen knives were ruined beyond repair and while you retrieved what was left of them, you lament your loss until a sense of curiosity strikes and you can’t help but wonder in the woods next to the railroad.

Twenty minutes of frantic tree jumping and occasional rest-breaks later, you stumble on what appears to be a clearing in the middle of the woods far from any dirt path. You leap onto the ground and crouch. There appears to be a significant amount of vegetation here, and setting the unconscious, beaten, and battered normie aside, you investigate closer. It’s a bit strange, this certainly isn’t any kind of legitimate crop… In fact, with the way the moonlight shines, you could almost think that it was, *gulp* “WEEEEEEEED!”

All of a sudden, the lights in a nearby trailer flick on, and several seconds later, four irate hillbillies in various states of undress stumble out, leveling rifles and racking shotguns in your direction. They seem very upset, and they should be, for these poison sellers have incurred the wrath of an honorable Hakoge ninja warrior. You stand as they approach, scattering into a broad semi-circle. The one you surmise to be their leader is toting a sawn-off shotgun, and seems exceedingly angry with you. “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, N’ WHAT THE FUCK ARE DOIN’ ON MY GROW-OP AT ELEVEN FIFTY-FOUR!?!”

> How do you respond?

> (1/2)
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>>3305818
>Date: 08/27/2010
>Age: 24
>Weight: 337.8 pounds or 153.2 kg
>Fitness:
- Two glancing pellet-scars in the stomach
>Skills:
- Persuasion: 1 [5/10]
- Intimidation: 2 [15/20]
- First Aid: 1 [8/10]
- Dodging: 2 [2/20]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Parkour: [3/5]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (16)
- Unarmed: 1 [0/10]
- Knife: 2 [5/20]
- All Melee Combat: [N/A]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Throwing: 2 [0/20]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Rifle: 1 [1/10]
>Attributes
- Strength: 3 [6/20]
>> Weight Reduction: (8)
- Endurance: 3 [4/20]
- Dexterity: 4 [3/40]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)
- Intelligence: 2 [4/10]
- Willpower: 4 [16/40]
- Charisma: 3 [4/20]
> Superpowers: 40 (PP)
> Mover 8/7: Superhuman Reflexes, Gravity Redirection
> Brute 4: On-Contact Weight Reduction
> Thinker 6: Superhuman Martial Arts
> Stranger 5: Shadow Melding
> Shaker 6: Shadow Summoning
> Striker 3/Blaster 3: Blade Generation

> Equipment:
> Cheap Gas Mask
> 2 Gas Mask Filters
> WWE Wrestler Mask(s)
> 8 Kitchen Knives
> 2 Switchblades
> 1 Uzi SMG [0/20]
> 3 SMG Magazines, [3 Empty]
> 2 [LAZ0R] Rifles, [20/20][20/20]
> 6 [LAZ0R] Rifle Discs
> 1 Assault Rifle, [30/30]
> 9 Assault Rifle Magazines, [1 Empty]
> 1 Sunday Specials, [11/13]
> 12 Pistol Magazines
> 1 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8]
> 51 Shotgun Shells

>Resources:
> 10 days of Health Food
> 8 days of Junk Food
> 1 Assault Rifle, [0/5]
> 3 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8][8/8]
> 2 Sunday Specials, [12/13][13/13]
> 1 Suit of Small Exoskeletal Power Armor

>Income per month: None
>Expenses: None
>Assets: $423 cash

> (2/2)
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>>3305818
>Leave the retard and run. Weed is a natural herb that the normie government is trying to suppress man.
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>>3305818
> How do you respond?
Threaten the fucker into helping us, or we'll kill him and raze his farm to the ground. We don't got time for bullshit.
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>>3305818
>"Have you seen any bears?"
>shadow everywhere and get behind cover and start shooting at them

They're trying to make people docile so the gubmint can more easily control them. This is clearly a hidden fed op.
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>>3305818
>Hello weedman, time to die. Shadows, run and gun. shoot ‘em up
>Weed is a dishonorabu gateway drug and these dirty dealers need to be done in
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>>3305818
>Leave the retard and run. Weed is a natural herb that the normie government is trying to suppress man.

Surely these sellers of the most noble of herbs which the common man uses to cope with the evils normie government and society inflict are good people. After all, weed is good, so these men who grow it must be as well. As an avid Alex Jones watcher, Derek is familiar with how the government, globalists, and reptilians try to suppress weed, and he is sure that these men will do the right thing and help this normie idiot we are carrying.
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>>3305823
Also we should ask why they aren’t growing hydroponically. If we stumbled into their grow op, anyone can. Plus hydroponically grown strains grow faster, and larger than growing it in the open. In addition, if the environment is secured, you don’t have to worry about crop blight, insects and animals eating it, or people stumbling on it.
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>>3305829
>>3305837
>>3305854
ooooooooofff I dunno what to choose its all so good!
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>>3305829
im gonna have to vote for this though because I only knew one dude who smoked weed and wasn't a complete dipshit. well two, but that guy was more of a stranger than anything.
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>>3305829
This
>>3305889
I know 2 good weedmins too. One of them is my mom
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>>3305818
>Hello weedman, time to die. Shadows, run and gun. shoot ‘em up
Kill them all. After our behaviour in the park it's pretty obvious we hold some firm views of drug use.
And since we won't be leaving witnesses there is no need to hide our powers.
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>>3305928
Well, as long as we don’t burn the weed crop. As much as that would be in character for Derek, a forest fire would only attract the attention of emergency services which would inevitably bring police.
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Rolled 9, 20, 8, 4 + 6 = 47 (4d20 + 6)

>>3305829
>>3305889
>>3305924
>>3305928
> Roll 1d20+31 to exterminate weed sellers
> +8 for Superhuman Reflexes, +6 for Superhuman Martial Arts, +6 for Blade Generation, +6 for Shadow Summoning, +5 for Shadow Melding
> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task

> Rolling 4d20+6 to retaliate
> +4 for Superior Numbers, +2 for [Firearms] Skill
> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] task
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>>3305951
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Rolled 1 + 31 (1d20 + 31)

>>3305951
Aaaaaahjj
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>>3305951
This is why I voted to leave the guy and run.
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>>3305951
>>3305963
Awesome
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Rolled 20 + 31 (1d20 + 31)

>>3305951
This is why I wanted shadow armor. Getting BTFO'd by the RNG gods. WHat do you guys got against armor?
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Rolled 15 + 31 (1d20 + 31)

>>3305951
FUCKING ONES REEEEE
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Rolled 1, 1, 2, 3 + 6 = 13 (4d4 + 6)

>>3305951
One of them managed to get a shot off.

> Roll 1d20+25 to dodge the shotgun blast
> +8 for Superhuman Reflexes, +6 for Superhuman Martial Arts, +6 for Shadow Summoning, +5 for Shadow Melding
> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] task

> Rolling 4d4+6 to shoot
> +4 for Point-Blank Range, +2 for [Shotgun] Skill
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>>3305969
Savior
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>>3305969
IT'S TIME FOR BLOOD
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Rolled 7 + 25 (1d20 + 25)

>>3305973
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>>3305963
>>3305969
Omae wa, mou shindieru?!?!?
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>>3305973
>those 1's

>>3305982
do we still need to roll aftr my nat 20?
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>>3305969
We’ve literally never had time to hunker down and start training gathering more resources. We could have if people didnt vote to get involved in every single thing they see and to help every retarded dog killer they meet.
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>>3305963
>>3305969
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Rolled 8, 7, 5, 2 = 22 (4d8)

>>3305969
You can deflect bullets with walls of shadow to an extent.

>>3305973
>>3305979
Flawless dodge.

> Rolling 4d8 to determine how many assault rifle magazines the hillbillies had on them
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>>3305982
Even when the enemy crits we have to roll a literal 1 to even get hit.
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Rolled 1, 4, 1, 2, 1, 2, 2, 4 = 17 (8d4)

> Rolling 8d4 to determine how many shotgun shells the hillbillies had on them
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Rolled 17 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>3305939
Rolling to see if we recognise the risks of starting a huge fucking fire in the forest.
If we realise the risks of burning the crop then we should at least take the weedfarmer's can and drive it throuhg the field a few times.
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Rolled 4, 13, 16, 14 + 40 = 87 (4d20 + 40)

>>3305996
No, the (1) would've guaranteed a hit, the crit allowed them to make a check to hit. Your reaction time is almost instantaneous, and your body has begun to move faster to keep up with it.

> Rolling 4d20+40 to determine how many dollars the hillbillies had on them
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>Crazed neet rolling up on some weedboys in the hills
Fuck I love this quest
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Hmm. Do you want to loot the trailer as well?
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>>3306013
OF course
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>>3306013
Obviously.
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>>3306013
Need monies
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>>3306013
Check for traps first.
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>>3305988
This is what it means to be a hero / Ronin anon.

>>3306013
Yes. Tell us everything inside. Is there a car attached to it?
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Rolled 11 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>3306020
Clever anon, -2 to trap roll.

>>3306015
>>3306016
>>3306018
>>3306021
> Rolling 1d20 to see if there are any booby traps or pit-bulls and/or rottweilers

>>3306021
No, but there are two dilapidated pickup trucks parked out front.
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>>3306021
Weren’t you literally just complaining about having no armor? We can’t get armor if we never stop.
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>>3306021
I feel like ignoring crimes would be a bad idea. The QM has said on more than one occasion that the only reason we're leveling so fast is due to our delusions. It's a source of strength that could easily be shattered if we stop make-believing as the hero we desperately wish we were.
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>>3306027
Then let's use our gravity powers to pull (less harder than lifiting) the trailer and a truck together, load the guy inside the trailer and go look for a hospital.

>>3306032
I was complain about not getting armor, because everyone wanted better reflexes. Maybe we might get something close enough with a few more ranks in Shadow Summoning.

>>3306033
Yes? Right.
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Rolled 20, 9, 12, 13 = 54 (4d20)

>>3306027
There was a tripwire attached to a sawn-off shotgun, but you managed to dodge it with 0.4 seconds to spare.

> Rolling 4d20 for cash monies
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>>3306033
This. Being crazy is good for us at this point, it’s making DIE level up and improve at life exponentially quick
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>>3306041
Nah. Just put the guy in the bed of the pickup, strap him down with some bungee cords or a ratchet strap, and drive him to the nearest town and leave him there. Hauling a ratty trailer is more noticeable and we are trying to stay under the radar.
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>3306045
Not too much in the way of cash monies, but respectable nonetheless.

> Rolling 1d20 to determine if there's any compromising information
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Rolled 17, 19 = 36 (2d20)

>>3306057
There's a decent amount of information...

> Rolling 2d20 for type
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>>3306055
Good point. We'll do that first, then come back for the trailer and the rest of the loot, the come back for the rest of our other loot. Then we can train in the country side for as long as we want.

>>3306057
>17
We find more gang info we can use against them I hope?
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>>3306033
>>3306047
Derek is also a literal autist neet weeb. His values and morals are probably radically different from any normal persons. But he also has enough willpower to think pragmatically. If we make a huge stink and get a bunch of capes to come down on us we are fucked. Laying low is what we need to do, and that means less going around killing every single person we meet and getting involved in every little fucking thing.
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>>3306060
TIME FOR MORE DRUGGIE HUNTING BOYOS
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>>3306060
> Details on a local drug syndicate
> The whereabouts of a super-villain
Nice, very nice.
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>>3306067
We must save this Gajin, for that is the Ronin way.

>>3306070
Got murder on my mind.
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>>3306070
Let's make an effort to study the train route, THEN murder.
K?
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>>3306076
Sounds good anon, gotta have the getaway in order.
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>>3306068
Holy shit no. Just fucking find somewhere and lay low. It’s only a matter of time before we end up killing a DEA or FBI undercover agent if we keep doing this. The DEA and FBI are very good at playing the long game and shutting down hillbilly criminals like this. Something like 1/4 of the fucking guys in the redneck gulf coast mafia were literally undercover agents or informants before the feds sent the rest of them away for life.
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Rolled 12 + 6 (1d12 + 6)

> 1.) Mover
> 2.) Shaker
> 3.) Brute
> 4.) Breaker
> 5.) Master
> 6.) Tinker
> 7.) Blaster
> 8.) Thinker
> 9.) Striker
> 10.) Changer
> 11.) Trump
> 12.) Stranger

> 1-4: Die-hard Fanatic
> 5-8: Somewhat Devoted
> 9-12: Only in it for the Money
> 13-16: Independent Mercenary
> 17-18: Part of a Minor Gang
> 19: Independent Villain
> 20: Actively Opposed

Time to generate a backwoods redneck super-villain.

> Rolling 1d12+6 for power level
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>>3306080
My current logical streak would agree, but we need enough points for durability or healing or my theoretical power that solves both
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Rolled 1 + 1 (1d4 + 1)

>>3306082
>18 (PP)
Holy shit, he's a badass.

> Rolling 1d4+1 for number of powers...
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>>3306090
Let's roooooollllll
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>>3306090
>1 power with 18 PP

This guy has to be on a list somewhere already. That power would be insane.
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Rolled 7, 8 = 15 (2d12)

>>3306090
>only two powers
Good God.

>>3306082
> Rolling 2d12 to determine powerset...
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>>3306086
If we keep this up we will literally be priority number 1 for all law enforcement and ALL super heroes. We cannot afford to draw more attention to ourselves, literally the whole reason we came to Appalachia was to fucking lay low and train.
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Rolled 7, 12 = 19 (2d12)

>>3306093
Fucked up
>>3306094
>scare of TR 13
Wuss
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>>3306094
I misread like a ree ree. This dude is still gonna be a massive bitch to fight if we go that route though.
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>>3306090
>2 level 9 powers
Meat’s back on the menu. This one is gonna give us a juicy level up, I can already taste it.
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>>3306096
>Blaster Thinker
FUCK, he’s our perfect foil
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>>3306101
>>3306100
No you fucking tards. If he’s that powerful chances are that supers and the feds are already closing in on him. We stay the fuck away and let the heat die down on us.
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3306096
>> Tier 18
> Blaster
> Thinker

>>3306082
> Rolling for Gang Alignment
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>>3306106
Healing is far to precious to let slip, anon
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>>3306113
>Getting tracked down by the justice league or avengers equivalent is too precious to let slip, anon
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>>3306110
Hot damn.
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>>3306101
>yfw it's actually big blaster little thinker and he just nukes the area DIE is in if we go to fuck with him
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Rolled 5, 7 + 4 = 16 (2d10 + 4)

>>3306110
> Somewhat Devoted
He's only somewhat dedicated to the gang itself, I'm assuming he's someone's cousin that got brought into the syndicate through his family, then took charge of the organization in the region. But what are his superpowers, and how evenly are the (PP) distributed?

> Rolling for rough (PP) distribution...
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>>3306110
We got this. Let's fuck him up after we save the normie.
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>>3306128
No we fucking find somewhere to lay low.
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>>3306126
Druid like powers. He can fire seed pods from his palms. When they hit a surface, be it concrete or flesh, roots will spread out from the pods and grow into a tree in a matter of minutes? Can kill a person in seconds.
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Maybe we could convince him to the righteous path?
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>>3306130
+1. Plus after we drop normie off in town we could just take the beat up pickup and drive to a different part of the state. Somewhere where we can lay low.
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>>3306128
What if we burn down the farm and leave the gang insignia of the New Kings? We can start a gang on gang war.

>>3306133
If only our Persuasion and Charisma was higher.
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>>3306131
>plants still need normal plant nutrients to grow
>we're not nutritious enough to feed them
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>>3306136
The New KANGZ wuz in Arizona n sheeeit man, half a country away. Plus they are probably getting picked apart by other local gangs after we killed like 50 of their guys.
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>>3306138
It's powers. Powers are bullshit.
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>>3306139
Or the supers
-an optimist
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>>3306133
Lol we will just end up rolling multiple 1s like we do anytime anyone makes an effortpost to talk people out of violence.
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>>3306126
> Somewhat weighted to Thinker
Probably a 7/11 (heh) spread. But what are his actual powers? Hmm...

>>3306131
That's a nice Blaster power anon, consider it canon. As for the Thinker power, I'm thinking he has the power to sense and alter the perceptions of others, similar to an Illusionist, but it has a broad area of effect.
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>>3306139
You guys went crazy on those gangers. Was it just cause sure why not or because they hurt that poor woman?
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>>3306149
>Talking people out of violence
Well there the problem
>>3306143
Meant to be a joke
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>>3306151
Blaster Seeds and Weed Thinker. He gets smarter the more he blazes it.
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>>3306151
Something to do with pheromones, and he [Awakened] in the middle of a bad trip, but was already part of the gang when it went down.
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>>3306160
Weedlord Snoop Marley Honkey
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>>3306159
As hilarious as that would be, I don't think it's a Tier 11 Thinker power, anon.
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>>3306152
PC is an edgelord powertripping with edgelord powers, it’s just the way these things go when he doesn’t have a good reason to abstain
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>>3306151
Isn't that a stranger power? Are his own illousions aiming reticle that only he can see?
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>>3306171
No, Stranger powers allow the user to evade detection, this causes horrific hallucinations which *can* but doesn't always remove him from the shattered senses of the recipient.
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>>3306171
Maybe he can predict what people near him will do. Maybe actual precognitive abilities.
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>>3306168
dude. 4th dimensional weed divination. When he gets high he can reach through the 4th dimension like mike wazowski and blaze through the future.
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>>3306182
Arent thinker powers self focused? Or does thinker extend to "thoughts" in this setting?
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>>3306189
That's an amazing concept and he's definitely out there, but I think he'd be too enlightened for non-petty supervillainy.
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>>3306191
More "thoughts" in general, though the vast majority of Mind Readers and the like are self-focused or dabbling in Master.
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>>3306189
>he can reach through the 4th dimension like mike wazowski
....KH?
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>>3306197
>not realizing that he's so baked all the time that he is relatively chill despite being a hardened criminal

He is where he is entirely because he needs to kiss Mary Jane for his powers to work. It's like pottery.
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>>3306211
I dont get it. You think im somebody you know?
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>>3306230
Is that Kingdom Hearts bullshit?
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This is completely off-topic, but what's your guys's favorite flavor of starburst? I'm a bit partial to yellow myself, but I'm the sort of freak who refrigerates his candy before eating it.
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>>3306258
My sister eats the starburst wrapper
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>>3306258
orange
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>>3306266
Degenerate.

>>3306268
Less degenerate, but still.
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>3306258
>favorite is yellow

Nani the fuck? Next you'll say you like the lemon skittles you fucking fucker.

I don't even know if I can be seen here any more.

Rolling to avoid vomiting.
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>>3306258
i like the pink one.
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>>3306258
I like to mash the orange and yellow together
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>>3306151
So anyone who tries to fight him just ends up tripping balls?
He was able to murder the entire heavily armed gang that used to grow weed in this area because it's impossible to draw a bead on a target when you're trapped inside a Dali painting, time is skipping like a scratched CD and your hands have turned into musical notes.
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>>3306268
>>3306258
>>3306291
Orange and yellow are objectively the worst.
Red is number 1
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>>3306284
>Nani the fuck? Next you'll say you like the lemon skittles you fucking fucker.
Heretic. I like the green ones.

>Rolling to avoid vomiting.
Nice save anon.

>>3306291
Blasphemy.

>>3306292
Not to mention it doesn't matter how much body armor you have when an entire tree is burrowing through your spine and lower intestines.

>>3306298
Reprobates, all of you.
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>>3306315
>Nice save

I have avoided emulating our lord and savior Ronin this day.

btw the best skittles are the purple ones and the best starburst are the pink ones.

Not getting into the weird derivative versions like fave-reds and tropical.
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>>3306315
>can't surgicaly remove a tree from themself
They deserve to die, honestly
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>>3306328
>surgically

>not pulling a power move and straight up ripping it out with your bare hands guts included

This is why you'll always be villain tier and not SUPERvillain tier.
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>>3306258
oof. I dunno man starburst is a bit too sweet for myself. I think Sourpatch kids might be my favorite. but I usually toss that up with hersheys and gummy candy.
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>>3306359
>>3306258
although I prefer pastries in general to candy. id even take ice cream over candy.
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Hey NEET. Have other people made the deduction that killing supers gives powers? It seems like we were pretty quick in understanding what was going on after killing capes.
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Rolled 188, 164 + 40 = 392 (2d300 + 40)

> Rolling to see how many non-super members of the local gang there are
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>>3306372
Oh god no stay away
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>>3306372
392 men with a 11 thinker to plan for them is not a good time
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Rolled 6 - 4 (1d10 - 4)

>>3306367
Killing supers doesn't give someone superpowers, but it [Awakens] those who have the potential to have superpowers, and strengthens the powers of those who already do.

>>3306372
>392
Not undoable.

> Rolling 1d10-4 to see how many minor supers there are
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>>3306378
The weed bois cometh
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>>3306377
The Thinker doesn't have superhuman intelligence, only extremely powerful scent-based hallucinations. They're also scattered across several dozen trailers and grow-ops similar to this one.
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Rolled 12, 7 = 19 (2d20)

>>3306378
>>3306082
> Two minor supers
I'm going to roll for the Gang Alignment of both at once to save time
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>>3306382
Still, with 392 people if we start taking them out it’s not going to be quiet or unnoticed by the feds.
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Rolled 1, 3 + 2 = 6 (2d6 + 2)

>>3306387
>Only in it for the Money
>Somewhat Devoted
Nothing out of the ordinary here.

> Rolling 2d6+2 for each one's power level
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>>3306387
Merc and sorta devoted.
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>>3306390
bid our time with training?
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Rolled 3, 2 = 5 (2d3)

>>3306390
True.

>>3306391
>>3306082
One of them is basic bitch tier, the other is road-bump tier.

> Rolling 2d3 for number of powers...
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>>3306390
We shouldn't even plan on taking them out till we got that sweet,sweet healing power
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Rolled 5, 3, 1 = 9 (3d12)

>>3306396
>>3306082
Number one's powers are barely worth recording.

> Rolling 3d12 for type
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>>3306396
Lol, these fools are goddamn babby’s first multitool
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>>3306393
Hide out in the woods away from where this gang operates. At least we got some wheels now so that we could drive to the other side of the state.
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>>3306401
> Master
> Brute
> Mover
A bit meh-tier, but definitely a serious threat to a regular policeman.

>>3306082
> Rolling 2d12 for number two's superpowers
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>>3306408
And once we come back for the trailer we'll have proper sleeping and living arrangements.
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Rolled 12, 2 = 14 (2d12)

>>3306410
>tfw forgot to roll
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>>3306414
interesting.
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>>3306414
> Tier 5: Stranger/Shaker
Potentially dangerous, but nothing to write home about.
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>>3306413
That depends on what kind of trailer. If it’s just a camper or rv then sure, but if it’s bigger then we won’t be able to get it out of the area. But we should definitely look for and loot any knives off of the hillbillies and their trailers. Those kinds all love carrying knives.
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>>3306420
Of course, how could I have forgotten?

> Roll 1d6+4 for knives
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Rolled 3 + 4 (1d6 + 4)

>>3306423
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Rolled 5 + 4 (1d6 + 4)

>>3306423
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>>3305951
>>3305963
>>3305969
>>3305970
You’ve seen stoners toke online, and you know damn well what weed does to people. It’s a gateway drug that ruins countless normie lives across the planet, and these hillfolk are actively contributing to the problem for their own profit! These treacherous gaijin are dishonorable, and they must be dealt with! Reaching into the ether, you draw forth a pair of spirit katanas and the darkness around becomes so thick it is nearly solid. Their eyes know the purest of fear and they recoil as your Kane mask seems to glint in the shadow, and your menacing voice utters. “Hello weedman, time to die.”

> +4 Intimidation [19/20]

They never knew what hit them, and in instant you lunge like invisible lightning and wet your blades on their flesh. Two headless corpses slump to the floor in a single swing, and a third’s spine is shattered by the whip of a shadowy tendril. The fourth staggers back, muttering an oath, “Good Lord in Heaven deliver me from this-” The shotgun is broken in half by the shadows and an instant later nine inches of ethereal steel protrudes from his back. He falls to his knees, coughing blood, and is already dead by the time your second slash parts his head from his shoulders. The entire exchange took four seconds, and you’re beginning to have trouble keeping track of how many evildoers you’ve vanquished.

Maybe a journal would be a good idea? Anyhow, you find $87 dollary-doos in their wallets, a whopping twenty-two new assault rifle magazines, and only 17 shotgun shells on the bodies. Most intriguing, but even more is the prospect of plundering the ill-gotten gains from their trailer. When you’ve finished gathering items of interest from your slain foes you approach the trailer, break the door open with a single kick, and examine the inside. It’s a little dirty, but warm and the various rugs and mounted skulls make it /comfy/ you think.

A deeper search yields several baggies of crystal meth, which are promptly thrown into a makeshift bonfire $54 dollars in various states of decay, and a few antique weapons you don’t bother with. Somewhat vexing is a steel door with four separate locks, and when you’ve managed to kick it down, it triggers a tripwire that fires a load of buckshot into your face, killing you instantly. Or it would have, if it weren’t for the precautionary wall of shadows and perfectly executed drop to the floor. After that, you’re much more careful, and are curious to find the locked door was protecting a crude study with a battered desk, ancient easy chair, and roughly twenty surprisingly legible handwritten documents concerning their syndicate's operations in eastern Tennessee.

> (1/3)
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>>3306502

From them, you discover a handful of enlightening things:
> They belonged to a moderately sized gang called the “Pitbulls” before they were integrated into the aggressively up-and-coming “Brass Tacks Syndicate.” The Brass Tacks Syndicate is active in at least three states, and there are several dozen local gangs under their banner. There are no other details regarding the Brass Tacks Syndicate, however, there is an abundance of information on the Pitbull’s operations.
> There are 392, (minus 4) Pitbulls scattered across the region, and most of their operations are focused on manufacturing and distributing profuse quantities weed, meth, and opium. They report to a super (crudely) nicknamed “Rootless,” and there are two others in the gang, known as “Hank” and “Mother-Flicker,” respectively.
> Rootless is a Tier 7 Blaster, who shoots seeds that almost instantly grow into trees, and a Tier 11 Thinker, who causes extremely violent, horrific, or pleasant hallucinations in those within several hundred feet of him, depending on his current mood. He is notorious for his fear of actual hallucinogens, after the terrifying experience trying to combine Datura and DMT that gave him his powers. Allegedly, he is almost a teenager and doesn’t feel experienced enough to lead the gang, leaving many of the decisions to Hank, who happens to be his uncle.
> Hank is a Tier 1 Brute, Mover, and Master who doesn’t bother with a secret identity, and is covered in thorn-vines, which can double his strength in physical endeavors, allow him to swing from tree-to-tree, and break off to actively attack an opponent on their own. More dangerous than his superpowers is the fact that he is, par none, the best shot in the gang, and an utterly ruthless negotiator and interrogator.
> Mother-Flicker is a Tier 2 Stranger and Tier 3 Shaker, who can manifest extremely bright and harmlessly explosive, multi-colored lights that make it almost impossible to pinpoint their exact location and wreak havoc on a police squad’s ability to operate. He got his nickname for his tendency to spew profanity, and his fetish of attempting to seduce married women with kids, which culminated in his [Awakening] when one’s husband attempted to beat him to death with a heavy flashlight.
> The rough locations of over thirty other grow-operations, and the meticulously recorded living places of ninety-seven Pitbulls, supers included. Apparently, Rootless and Hank live in the same rundown trailer relatively near the city of Nashville, and Mother-Flicker lives in a cheap apartment, where he handles the gang’s finances. Allegedly, the police have been bribed to turn a blind eye to their operations in exchange for frequent transferals of hundred dollar bills to the head of the Nashville Police Precinct.

> (2/3)
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>>3306502
>>3306504

This is all extremely interesting, mildly infuriating, and the extent of the gaijin law’s corruption is good to know. If only they knew just who their drug dealing operations were messing with, that is, if you feel the need to pursue them. First, you need to handle the normie, and once you’ve snatched seven hunting knives on a whim, you do so. Luckily for you, it turns out there’s a town of five hundred or so normies not even thirty miles from the grow-operation, and leaving the unconscious, near-comatose, and possibly grateful normie in front of the hospital there with his manila folder is a simple affair. Then, after finding attics aren’t that common you flee into the woods with everything you’ve gathered, fall asleep in the extremely sturdy branches of an oak tree, and awaken, fresh and ready for whatever today has to throw at you.

> What is your plan?

>Date: 08/28/2010
>Age: 24
>Weight: 337.4 pounds or 153.04 kg
>Fitness:
- Two glancing pellet-scars in the stomach
>Skills:
- Persuasion: 1 [5/10]
- Intimidation: 2 [19/20]
- First Aid: 1 [8/10]
- Dodging: 2 [2/20]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Parkour: [3/5]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (16)
- Unarmed: 1 [0/10]
- Knife: 2 [5/20]
- All Melee Combat: [N/A]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Throwing: 2 [0/20]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Rifle: 1 [1/10]
>Attributes
- Strength: 3 [6/20]
>> Weight Reduction: (8)
- Endurance: 3 [4/20]
- Dexterity: 4 [3/40]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)
- Intelligence: 2 [4/10]
- Willpower: 4 [16/40]
- Charisma: 3 [4/20]
> Superpowers: 40 (PP)
> Mover 8/7: Superhuman Reflexes, Gravity Redirection
> Brute 4: On-Contact Weight Reduction
> Thinker 6: Superhuman Martial Arts
> Stranger 5: Shadow Melding
> Shaker 6: Shadow Summoning
> Striker 3/Blaster 3: Blade Generation

> Equipment:
> Cheap Gas Mask
> 2 Gas Mask Filters
> WWE Wrestler Mask(s)
> 8 Kitchen Knives
> 7 Hunting Knives
> 2 Switchblades
> 1 Uzi SMG [0/20]
> 3 SMG Magazines, [3 Empty]
> 2 [LAZ0R] Rifles, [20/20][20/20]
> 6 [LAZ0R] Rifle Discs
> 1 Assault Rifle, [30/30]
> 31 Assault Rifle Magazines, [1 Empty]
> 1 Sunday Specials, [11/13]
> 12 Pistol Magazines
> 1 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8]
> 68 Shotgun Shells

>Resources:
> 9 days of Health Food
> 8 days of Junk Food
> 1 Assault Rifle, [0/5]
> 3 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8][8/8]
> 2 Sunday Specials, [12/13][13/13]
> 1 Suit of Small Exoskeletal Power Armor

>Income per month: None
>Expenses: None
>Assets: $564 cash
> (3/3)
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Ok so what ime thinking is that we convince the kid to go to rehab. Lets not kill a kid if we dont have to, that wouldn't be our ninja way after all.

I think the easiest way to beat these guys would be to get as many of them as possible in one area and murk them all, preferably do this multiple times until they are all dead. maybe we could forge a big meetup for a gang takeover/war.
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>>3306507
Kill mother-flicker first. He's got the second highest pp level and doesn't hang with a cape the he synergies with.
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>>3306507
>Go back to the grow site, dispose of the bodies. Then we take the pickup, hitch the trailer to it move to a location that we know the pit bulls aren’t at. Then we train. Let’s head towards Memphis since these guys seem to be based mostly around the Nashville area.
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>>3306517
This isn't a mobile trailer anon, it's one of the residential ones. The pickups are perfectly mobile though.
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>>3306517
>Go back to the grow site, dispose of the bodies. Then we take the pickup, hitch the trailer to it move to a location that we know the pit bulls aren’t at. Then we train. Let’s head towards Memphis since these guys seem to be based mostly around the Nashville area.

I like this idea. But stay out in the woods and not go into the city.
>>3306516
>>3306515
You guys do know that we are trying to keep a low profile? That the avengers equivalent or justice league of whatever is already looking for us? We HAVE to keep a low profile for a while. Otherwise we WILL get imprisoned or killed by the heroes.
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>>3306507
What if we kill some of their gang, enough to warrant some Hero investigation, then plant the evidence where a hero can find it?
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>>3306522
Oh. Then we just take both pickups. We could just drive one for a little while, come back and grab the other one. Let’s get both pickups and camp out in an isolated area. Also grab any tools from the trailer so we can kill time that we don’t train on fucking around with the trucks.
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>>3306530
You can certainly do that.
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>>3306527
I do agree with this guy. we should at least spend a few days laying low and training.
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>>3306522
Drop off the guy then come back for a pick up trailer then. We'll drive into town, shadow sneak to the hospital, then drop him off and make out way out of there.
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>>3306530
We just killed 4 men the exact same way we took out the 50 people in phoenix. If we wanted to do that people should have voted to gun down the criminals or take them out unarmed.
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>>3306517
>>3306507
I don’t feel comfortable going after a legit super yet, so may as well. Stay innawoods though. That blaster/thinker combo scares the fuck out of me because of how it nosells all of our combat abilities.

>>3306515
>Implying DIE could do any of that
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>>3306543
Yeah we couldn’t even convince or intimidate some people to lay off the retard. Even with amazing write in dialogue. There’s no way in hell we can convince this kid to turn on his family.
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Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>3306537
You've already dropped him off, the normie is taken care of.

>>3306538
>people should have voted to gun down the criminals
Wait, I'm a dumbass, you did >>3305829 >>3305889 >>3305924. Redact the violent vivisection in favor of 1d3 Pistol magazines, and consider them bullet-ridden.
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How bout we train in the woods, THEN kill mother flicker?
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>tfw DIE has killed enough to lose track

>meanwhile good guys like the Flash casually chat their villains to go back to the mental hospital because he actually cares about them

Truly, Ronin is the anti-est of heroes.

I wonder if we'll ever come across a hero who is actually interested in getting MC the help he so desperately needs.
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>>3306544
We need to practice our persuasion skill then. We need to try to convince criminals to stop their evil ways BEFORE we kill them.

>>3306546
FANTASTIC! Now all we need to do is make it look like the New Kinds did it and we're golden.

Can we add some LAZOR holes in the bodies and surroundings, leave a big "New Kings Territory" sign on the ground, then skedaddle after setting everything we can't take on fire?
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>>3306552
>Make it look like a Mexican Gang from across the country did it
Whut
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>>3306552
The New Kangz are in fucking Arizona. That’s like 1000 miles away from where we are at. Plus we tore the new kingz a new asshole. Literally nobody is going to believe this.
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>>3306530
There is a anonymous tip service right? I don't think we've considered just leaving the information for another hero/vigilante to find.
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>>3306546
>1 mag to waste these gaijin piggu
Niceu desu senpai
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>>3306558
Why not? Got a better idea?
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>>3306560
you make a good point. we should use one of their phones.
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>>3306559
It’s actually 1600 miles
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>>3306562
Sit on the information. Dispose of the bodies. Clean up brass casings from gunning them down. Take their pickups. Hide out in the woods training and biding time.
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>>3306550
Always an option.

>>3306551
The superheroes tracking him down are more concerned with restraining Mr. DIE for his own safety before he goes ballistic on a group of civilians than they are killing him, and they have next-to-no idea on where he actually is. As news of more vigilante murders comes in, they are getting increasingly worried.

>>3306552
You could, if you had the votes for it.
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>>3306558
>>3306552
>>3306560
Can't we make up a gang? Spend a few laze bolts and it'll look like a super trashed the place. Itll buy us some time and not look like us.
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>>3306558
To be fair, investigators would be confused as fuck.

>>3306560
There is an anonymous Federal tip service, but dumping this much information would increase superhero patrols in the area tremendously.
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>>3306568
>You could, if you had the votes for it
You sound like a jaded congressman shitting on some political neophyte lol

>>3306567
Yeah, just do this
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>>3306568
The superheroes tracking Ronin down are a GOVERNMENT KILLSQUAD sent by the DISHONOROBU GAIJIN OPPRESSORS because he's bring TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND ANIME to the world of the HELPLESS NORMIES.

You can't fool any of us with your corporate doublespeak. I bet every single super following us is not only a freak of nature with magical fuck powers but also supersoldiers, serum and all.

Wouldn't that be a fuckin nightmare? Captain America but he is literally a wizard.
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>>3306573
Also an option.
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Guys. So we're probably going to sit on the information, and once we're ready to leave we'll dump the information to the tip service thing?
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>>3306573
If we make it look like a vigilante with powers did it that would only increase the amount of superheroes in the area trying to stop him.
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>>3306578
QM said they're supposed to subdue him, not kill him.
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>>3306577
I try, anon.

>>3306578
They're definitely out there.
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>>3306581
Why call and tell anyone about the illegal weed growing operation innawoods that is probably only known by the gang who operates it?

The gubmint probably won't know about it AT ALL until either they come through the area for some reason, IF they do. Or if the normie we saved calls about it instead.

The chance of any normal law abiding citizen finding this crime scene is low, numbering likely only hikers or nature photographers.
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>>3306581
doesn't sound like a bad idea.
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>>3306584
Supposed to, not required to, anon. If they think they have to do him in or risk letting him go, they will, but they won't like it.
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>>3306567
Going with this. It’s the only non retarded option I see.
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>>3306584
>trusting UNCLE SLAUGHTER

You fool. The government isn't truly interested in keeping us alive. NAIVETE.
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Actually, I’ve been considering something anons. How about next time we need to “eliminate” someone who doesn’t have a gun or significant offensive superpowers, we use just our martial arts and not the blades? The experience would be good, and would be less distinctive than the butchering we’ve been engaging in with the hopeless normalfags.
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>>3306588
If we tell the government / heroes, they're gonna figure out where they are. It's fairly simple.

>>3306593
Get stronk, leave, call Uncle Slaughter about the gang.
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>>3306588
>Or if the normie we saved calls about it instead.
The normie has no idea, so far as he knows, the stranger in the Kane mask hit upside the head with a rock, and dropped him off in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, Tennessee without missing a beat.
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>>3306594
I’ve been saying that shit for a long time but nobody ever votes for it. Why do you think I want Derek to dig a giant pit to fight bears in?
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You still haven't texted Martha and Brett.
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>3306596

I keep forgetting we knocked him out. Shit. Guess I'll die.
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>>3306595
Why leave it to Uncle Sam? We sit on the information and then act on it ourselves. After we’ve let the heat die down a bit. It will heat things up for Derek but he could just leave the area after he goes on a spree.
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>>3306504
>combine Datura and DMT
Absolute fucking madman
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>>3306594
>>3306597
I like this, but can we try being persuasive first?
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>>3306605
I always try to vote to talk shit out, but everybody else votes to instantly kill everyone all the time. Hillbillies? Murder them all right now. Drug farmers? Murder them all right now.
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>>3306601
For what it's worth, I'm sorry anon.

>>3306603
There's a reason he [Awakened] anon.

I'll give you another half hour to vote on what to do anons.
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Hook up the trailer to the truck. Loot everything from the other truck. Take the battery from the other truck with us. Burn everything down. Fuck off into the woods. Kill the gangers once we're stronger and more skilled....or until we run out of food.

Yes / No?

>>3306615
Speaking of food, did the guys we murdered have any food on them?
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Rolled 1, 2 = 3 (2d3)

>>3306616
They had almost two weeks of junk food and 2d3 days of deer jerky. Also, it's not a mobile trailer, it's a residential one.
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>>3306616
Read
>>3306522
It’s not a mobile trailer.
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>>3306619
right right keep forgetting. That's a lot of protein. Nice.
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>>3306616
Fuck no. No burning. That will bring emergency services. That will bring the police. No.
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>>3306623
It can be.
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I feel like all my votes are just to keep anons from doing retarded shit that would get us killed or captured quickly due to retardation.
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>>3306626
At least it's in-character anon.
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>>3306616
Also we can pull the other truck if these guys have a chain. Put it in neutral and just drive carefully out of here.
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>>3306630
They're rednecks, there is almost certainly a sturdy chain somewhere on the property.
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>>3306626
You've got the wrong perspective man.

See if you're right and your ideas are objectively better and the decisions taken end up biting us in the ass later then you get to be a smug cookie on the inside and have supreme satisfaction.

If it turns out the actions taken in spite of your suggestions are just plain more fun and lead to a richer story overall then you can enjoy reading the story unfold.


Best advice is never to look at something entirely negatively. It'll save you a little stress.

Or you can just stop bitching after you've already done so. It'll make people vote against your ideas out of spite even if they are better from a certain standpoint.
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>>3306567
So let’s go with this option. Just include pulling 1 pickup with the other for thoroughness.
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>>3306517
>>3306527
>>3306630
>>3306640
Is everyone happy with a combination of these?
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>>3306679
I am
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>>3306679
Combo sounds good. As long as these guys have Mountain Dew.
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>>3306679
Sure
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>>3306681
>>3306682
>>3306686
> [Locked]
How far from civilization do you want to go?
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>>3306689
A couple of hours out. We still need to be able to get to civilization to sell some of these damn guns we are hoarding.
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>>3306689
5 or so miles
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>>3306694
Lol 5 or so miles? That doesn’t even count as hiding out or laying low in the woods.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

I'll give you five minutes to break the tie.
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>>3306704
Ignore that 1d2.
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>>3306689
Run for 20 mins. That's 30 miles back when we had mover 5/5
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>>3306693
I don’t think we will encounter any bears to train MMA with if we stay too close to town.
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>>3306689
2-3 hours seems good
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>>3306693
+1
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>>3306693
>>3306709
dis
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>>3306708
>using bears to train MMA

>when bears are best suited to train wrestling

Do you even Zangief?
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>>3306721
It will be a learning experience for Derek and his ursine training partner.
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>>3306693
>>3306708
>>3306709
>>3306711
>>3306713
> Roll 1d20 to find an adequately isolated campsite
> -3 for Intelligence, +3 for Isolated Location
> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>3306726
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>3306725
Fair point.

>>3306726
Rip

bet captcha fucked me out of a roll
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>>3306728
Nice.
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>>3306728
A roll this nice must mean we have a bear to train MMA with already there. Nice.
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>>3306734
Nope, that's a 20. Bears aren't that common.
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>>3306736
REEEEEEEEEE
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>>3306726
Take some blankets, mattress and other living supplies from the trailer
Maybe even open up the walls and get some isolation (not sure what it is called). Things that we can use to turn the pickup into makeshift camper (it can be pretty cold at night in the woods)

Not sure what else. They should have a power generator if they are in middle of nowhere and some way to heat the trailer, maybe they have these electric heaters.
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>>3306739
there was only a 5% chance of that happening anyways. better luck next time. Bears were never designed for MMA and would only slow us down. Too bad we don't have powers like Bitch (that a Villain in Wildbow's web fic.)
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>>3306741
I believe. Now that the beloved computer and Xbox are gone (still got the gameboy) Derek is gonna have more free time. He could spend some of it reading, some of it fucking around with the spare truck, and some of it leaving offerings of Cheetos and Snickers to lure bears into martial arts training.
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>>3306740
>isolation

What you mean insulation?
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>>3306740
Derek has probably 200lb of natural insulation. He will be fine.
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>>3306745
who said we had to get rid of the xbox 360? all we gotta do is make sure it's offline, then we can still play most of our games.
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>>3306745
You still have the Xbox and Gameboy, but there's no infrastructure to hook them up to charge in. You also have no books, or way to entertain yourself besides training your powers, which will eventually require a Willpower check.
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>>3306756
That sounds like a problem we could deal with when we head to town to sell off some of the guns.
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>>3306749
Yes, thank you
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>>3306756
we should hit up a bookstore up for some X for dummies books.
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How do you want to go about disposing of the bodies, and do you want to take each of their weapons?
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So, are you guys ready to become SWOLE (kingpin style)?
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>>3306771
>t. Big Brain
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>>3306771
>Hicksville
>Bookstore
You can only pick one lok
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>>3306772
TAKE ALL THE WEAPONS
Do we still have all our stuff with us at this moment?
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>>3306772
Take weapons, toss the bodies down an abandoned mine shaft or something. It’s Appalachia there’s tons of abandoned mines
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>>3306777
>trips
Checked, and yes, you've been carrying it all this time.
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>>3306781
You'd have to roll to find one. You could always try burying them for the exercise gains.
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If only there were pigs or wild boars around.

Pigs'll eat literally every part of a body. The whole fuckin thing. Also pigs are cute. And delicious.
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>>3306790
Indeed they are, but this is (was) a grow-op, not a pork chop.
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>>3306786
If we get bored then we can always gain entertainment from shoot the guns for target practice.

>>3306790
What if we exposed an animal to our darkness for a prolonged period of time? Think it might mutate? I think we should do just that.
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>>3306792
Use our ninja Naruto scent abilities to smell for a pig farm and toss the bodies there.
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>>3306790
We haven't bathed in a while. Eventually a boar will be attracted to Derek and we'll have a happy little human recycler in no time.
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>>3306793
>What if we exposed an animal to our darkness for a prolonged period of time?

I dunno. Die? I'll wager on die. Shadow-magic-fuckery tends to murder stuff in my experience.

We should do it anyway.
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>>3306793
>If we get bored then we can always gain entertainment from shoot the guns for target practice.
True that.

>What if we exposed an animal to our darkness for a prolonged period of time? Think it might mutate? I think we should do just that.
There's only one way to find out.

>>3306795
You'd have to roll, because pig farms aren't everywhere, and there's no guarantee they're starving enough to ensure complete removal of the visceral evidence.
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>3306803
here piggy piggy piggy
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Fifteen minute flash vote because I want to begin writing the update.

> Bury the bodies
> Burn the bodies
> Hide the bodies
> Leave the bodies
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Rolled 2, 15 = 17 (2d20)

>>3306803
Rolling for abandoned mine and pig farm
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>>3306805
bury
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>>3306805
Well ok I guess we just bury them. Let them act as fertilizer for their weed. Use the shadow and energy blade sh
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>>3306803
Thankfully for city boy Danny, pig farms (or any farm) smells like fucking hell for miles.

I used to live near one. They even put up fucktons of tall trees and heavy brush around it to try to hide the smell. Or the sight. Probably the sight. Nah m8, you can smell that shit from miles off INSIDE of a car.
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>>3306805
> Bury the bodies for GAINZ
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>>3306808
Use the shadow and energy blade shit if it will help dig faster.
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>>3306812
No. We gotta do this by hand with a shovel. Otherwise what's the point of GIANZ?
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Why are we trying to dispose of the bodies anyway?
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>>3306818
So their gang doesn’t find them. We don’t want them to be super paranoid for when we do finally make a move against them.
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>>3306818
to hide the evidence of course.....I got a morbid idea. Could we fill a corpse with darkness and try to control them like puppets?
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>>3306818
Hey man I'm just here to enable people I don't know shit.
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Rolled 1, 4 = 5 (2d4)

>>3306822
You could certainly try, but they're already underground.

> Rolling 2d4 for Strength and Endurance gains
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>>3306829
Next time then, but maybe on live targets.
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>>3306829
We're going to make it one day guys. I swear it.
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>>3306831
Endurance is probably more useful for Derek anyway.
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>>3306830
Really veering into anti-hero territory here anon, not that that's a bad thing

>>3306834
It is essential for that Kingpin physique, though.
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>>3306836
>It is essential for that Kingpin physique, though.

I'm not even sure what body type players want.
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>>3306836
>Really veering into anti-hero territory here anon

>but the brutal dismemberment, torture, and actual hero-killing haven't already pushed him down that line

Man sticking your shadow hentai powers into people must be extraordinarily painful.

>>3306838
Huge.
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>>3306836
Derek is well on his way to becoming Stain from BnHA
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>>3306838
Lots of muscle and lots of punch dagger power.
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>>3306844
Except as fast as the flash
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I don't know how but I want us to make it to Japan.
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>>3306848
>the Power Rangers are real
>and they hate white people

Truly an earth-shattering encounter for DIE.
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>>3306851
They might not hate white people. Just disgusting NEET otakus like DIE
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>>3306854
Ssoooo the only white people who go to Japan?

Yeah I fucking said it.
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>>3306844
>>3306840
>>3306836
Sounds scary.
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>>3306851
>inb4 this leads him to reject his status as a Ronin and fully embrace the name Mr. DIE
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>>3306867
Really though I wonder if Danny would suffer from the same shit silly Japanese people do when they visit France. Just swap France and Japan.

Do they really have fucking therapy for people who get so disillusioned by visiting France because their media portrays it so idyllically? What the fuck Japanese Sheeple.
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>>3306871
It’s because they expected Paris, not Mogadishu. I can understand being shocked, but needing therapy just sounds ridiculous.
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>>3306873
Paris is arguably one of the worst places in France. First thing I saw out of the airport was some chick (with an admittedly nice ass) getting her pockets fished in. Straight up first thing I noticed was an attempted pick pocketing.

Countryside was quite nice to look at for the most part though.
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>>3306838
Huge, like the kingpin.
also kingpin was really fat as a kid an look like he came out when he startet training
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>>3306883
Kingpin is also a weeb.
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Rolled 3 (1d4)

> Rolling 1d4 for [Driving] gains
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Do you want to take their junk food with you?
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>>3306890
No, only healthy foods for us
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>>3306890
Absolutely. What else will we use to bribe bears into sparring with us?
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>>3306892
+1
Bear fighting is how Derek becomes Kingpin
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>>3306892
what is with your guys and fighting bears?
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>>3306896
Frankly if you haven't fought a bear at least once in your life you're only 3/4s of a man at best.

It doesn't even matter if you win or lose. But you should probably win. Because you're more than likely dead if you lose.
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>>3306896
What’s with you and not fighting bears? Nothing says I’m a badass like punching a bear in the face and then doing some WWE moves on it.
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>>3306901
>>3306897
i am willing to go along with it, but only when we at MINIMUN get over 5 strenght
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>>3306910
Bear bench press is how you get to 5 STR, plus ultra. Bear deadlifts and bear squats. Bear curls. Who needs weights when you have a live brown bear trying to claw your face off? On the plus side, it should also increase willpower to try and bench press a bear.
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>>3306912
no, i am willing to go along with fighting a bear, but this is a really bad idea
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>>3306918
>but this is a really bad idea
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so how long do you guys think we should stay in the forest? i think about half a year to a year, i think that it will be enough time for the heat to die down a bit
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>>3306926
I hope we can stay for that long, but I am afraid that it would give the authorities time to zero in on our location. Especially with thinkers and other capes looking for us. We should probably move regularly while inawoods and change our dwellings and equipment repeatedly, doing our best to leave no or a confusing trail.
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>>3306912
5 strenght is what a normal person have
>>3306929
yeah we probaly have to move around a lot, i just hope that we stil can time skip
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>>3306937
Remember Derek has super speed and Naruto jitsu. He can dodge bear attacks until people roll multiple 1s
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I've gotten the update two-thirds written, but I'm tired and my thoughts are starting to get clouded, so I'm going to call it for the night.
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>>3306946
Good night bby
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>>3306857
I like keeping the fat look but adding strong to it so i support this picture also if overwatch is a game here we would make a perfect cossplay
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>>3306890
Good to have for will gain
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So qm what you think about interludes?
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>>3307082
I wanted to ask him to do them too!
Would be awesome if he did them, seeing the thoughts and reactions of different people and organizations, like that normi we saved after he woke up, the law enforcement trying to get us, our mommie, 4chan shitposters, etc
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>>3306890
No. We have plenty of food as it is.
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>>3307110
Its there to be tempting so we can get will gain
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>>3307124
We still have 8 days of junk food
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Sigh then we really to learn that shadow storage
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>>3307124
We already have a bunch anon.
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>>3306693
>>3306708
>>3306709
>>3306711
>>3306713
For several minutes you consider the information you’ve gathered and meticulously plan how you’re going to take down the Pitbull’s capes one by one, then you realize, you don’t have to. There is not the faintest sliver of doubt in your soul that justice must be brought to every evildoer in this state, then this nation, and then this world, but in these last few days your actions have slain dozens of wicked men and brought fear to the hearts of thousands more. Twice, you’ve felt the caress of death and even the greatest of warriors know they cannot fight forever. You have earned your rest and feel no guilt, for even the legendary Naruto had to take a break every now and then.

Earlier, you were so intent on civilization but now you truly see. Before you can truly fight the evil in the inner cities across the land, you must travel as deep into the wilderness as you can go, find the evil within yourself, vanquish it, and build a better, stronger man from the rubble. It is so apparent there can be no hesitation, the hermit lifestyle is the next step on your journey as an honorary Hakoge ninja warrior, and you will take it!

But first, comes the issue of the bodies. You consider feeding them to some literal gaijin piggu, but you don’t know where any pig farms could be found, and while burning them is an attractive option, you’re all too aware the smoke could attract police attention. Leaving them where they lay to rot may be what they deserve, but it is dishonorable, and that leaves only one recourse… It’s a good thing they have a shovel.

> +1 Strength [7/10]
> +4 Endurance [8/20]
> +2 Willpower [18/40]

Almost three hours later, wherein you forced yourself not to use your powers, you’ve dumped each of the corpses into a shallow pit, and buried them beneath what must be half a ton of topsoil and at least a gallon of sweat. Your hands are sore, you are drenched with perspiration, and on the verge of collapse, but you do not allow yourself to rest, for there is work to be done. Going into the trailer, you gather every single blanket, pillow, and mattress that isn’t stained by tabasco sauce, and load them into the passenger seat of the nicest looking of the two pickup trucks. Then, you go sifting through the decaying ruins of vehicles the owners used to own before you find a decent loop of chain, and after a bit of trial and error, hook the trailer hitch of the truck you’ve chosen to the front bumper of the other.

> (1/3)
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>>3307330
You’re no vehicular expert, but you’re pretty sure it will ride. Even with your luggage, the truck isn’t halfway full though so you go ahead and dump the rest of their firearms into the passenger seat. After that you go digging around the trailer, and screaming at your soul every step of the way, load nineteen days of junk food into the passenger seat of the towed truck. An ancient but remarkably functional ice chest with three days of deer meat goes in as well, and when an additional search reveals but various old catalog magazines and drug paraphernalia, you think you’ve finally loaded everything worth carrying.

Getting behind the wheel makes you nervous enough to break into a cold sweat. It’s been almost a decade since you’ve driven a vehicle, let alone a pickup truck dragging another, and if it wasn’t for your superpowers you don’t think you could bring yourself to do it, but as is, you barely manage. Then you swallow your fear, reassure yourself it’ll be okay, and start to drive. After four near-accidents over the span of four sleepless hours going down the nameless backroads, and at a few points, several miles off-road, you’re beginning to think your fears were justified, but damn if it wasn’t worth it.

> +3 [Driving] [3/5]
> +4 [Willpower] [22/40]

When you finally run down to less than a quarter tank of fuel, you park both trucks in a rare clearing in the cramped thicket of trees you’re convinced must be at least forty miles from the nearest decent-sized town, and get out to take a piss Paranoia had begun to set in and you were convinced you’d made a horrible mistake, but then then you saw it in the nearby hillside and could scarcely believe your eyes. An entire shallow cave, roughly the length and depth of an entire trailer. The inside is almost bug-free, barely even chilly, and you know for a fact that you’ve lucked out. Going to sleep is as easy as crashing onto blankets in the pickup truck, and you wake up remarkably early the next day.

> How do you want to prepare the cave for your occupation, and what is your training and exercise plan for the next week?

> (2/3)
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>>3307330
>>3307333

>Date: 08/29/2010
>Age: 24
>Weight: 337.2 pounds or 152.95 kg
>Fitness:
- Two glancing pellet-scars in the stomach
>Skills:
- Persuasion: 1 [5/10]
- Intimidation: 2 [19/20]
- Driving: [3/5]
- First Aid: 1 [8/10]
- Dodging: 2 [2/20]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Parkour: [3/5]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (16)
- Unarmed: 1 [0/10]
- Knife: 2 [5/20]
- All Melee Combat: [N/A]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Throwing: 2 [0/20]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Rifle: 1 [1/10]
>Attributes
- Strength: 3 [7/20]
>> Weight Reduction: (8)
- Endurance: 3 [8/20]
- Dexterity: 4 [3/40]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)
- Intelligence: 2 [4/10]
- Willpower: 4 [22/40]
- Charisma: 3 [4/20]
> Superpowers: 40 (PP)
> Mover 8/7: Superhuman Reflexes, Gravity Redirection
> Brute 4: On-Contact Weight Reduction
> Thinker 6: Superhuman Martial Arts
> Stranger 5: Shadow Melding
> Shaker 6: Shadow Summoning
> Striker 3/Blaster 3: Blade Generation

> Equipment:
> Cheap Gas Mask
> 2 Gas Mask Filters
> WWE Wrestler Mask(s)
> 8 Kitchen Knives
> 7 Hunting Knives
> 2 Switchblades
> 1 Uzi SMG [0/20]
> 3 SMG Magazines, [3 Empty]
> 2 [LAZ0R] Rifles, [20/20][20/20]
> 6 [LAZ0R] Rifle Discs
> 1 Assault Rifle, [30/30]
> 31 Assault Rifle Magazines, [1 Empty]
> 1 Sunday Specials, [11/13]
> 11 Pistol Magazines
> 1 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8]
> 36 Shotgun Shells

>Resources:
> 9 days of Health Food
> 27 days of Junk Food
> 3 days of Deer Meat
> About three mattresses
> A large pile of blankets
> 3 Assault Rifles, [0/5][0/0][0/0]
> 5 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8][8/8][8/8][8/8]
> 2 Sunday Specials, [12/13][13/13]
> 1 Suit of Small Exoskeletal Power Armor

>Income per month: None
>Expenses: None
>Assets: $564 cash

> (3/3)
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>>3307077
And weight gain.

>>3307082
I'm not too opposed to the concept, they can be fun.

>>3307088
Sure, I'll do an interlude at some point.
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>>3307334
Clear out the cave, methodically and without using our powers. It should be cleaned of dust and loose rocks. Afterwards we summon a bladed pickax or something else that will do the job and begin carving out the cave. At first we should concentrate on making the ground level and the walls flat. Whenever we get tired of digging and caves, we summon an axe/carving tools and cut down trees. We begin to make simple furniture, a wall and a door for the cave. Basically making it a comfy dojo. All this should be a great workout in itself, but we can spice things up by taking long runs through the forest, climbing trees, doing pullups and throwing the occasional summoned knife.
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>>3307353
The wood parts should be crafted like the most superior Japanese pieces of work, without using glue, relying on perfect fit and wood expanding when wet to hold together.
Will we only craft junk at first?
Yeah, but it will be a good workout, an almost meditative concentration task and eventually we'll make something worthwhile, having picked up a great skill and having overcome ourselves.
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>>3307353
I would agree except for making the floor level and the walls flat. That could take literally forever, and while Derek has plenty of free time, he could spend it on other things. Like going to town and selling a couple of guns and buying some books and a way to either purify water or a big ass tank of distilled water. Also maybe some stuff on basic engine repair and some tools so he can work on the trucks when he’s not busy training.
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>>3307359
Agreed, I still think he should get started, mostly as a strength workout with a purpose. Doing all the things you said might be a good idea too, I'm just worried that it might lead to us being tracked.
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>>3307362
We don’t have to unload all the guns. And we don’t have to go to a big city to do it. We could find some small town pawn shop or military surplus store to buy and sell shit from.
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>>3307362
Yeah i agrre, we need to fokus on our strenght
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>>3307362
Do loaded one armed pushups (weight reduced, of course)
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>>3307373
Eventually we should definitely do that, but right now there is no immediate need to sell our guns and buy stuff. When we run out of something and can't get it ourselves, we should definitely sell parts of our arsenal and buy what we need. Right now that is not the case and we look rather distinctly, even if the people we interact with don't remember the video of our little awakening stunt, they will remember us when asked about it. Our only hope being that weapons store people just don't talk to the police out of principle or because they know and respect us.The people we have undoubtedly on our tail might very well go around weapons and survival stores, in the general area they suspect us in and show around our picture. There is a good chance they at least know our general location, since that normie we rescued saw us and is probably going to run to the pigs like a good NPC, even if it's just to report his lost car. What I'm saying is, there is a risk right now, one that is gonna be significantly lower in some weeks, once we'll have lost weight and the heat has died down a little. There just seems to be a lot of risks related to selling shit now and no distinct advantage. Should that change because we are missing/I'm overlooking something, we can reconsider.
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>>3307353
>>3307356
>>3307359
>>3307362
>>3307373
>>3307412
>>3307421
>>3307425
> Roll 1d20+3 to expand Blade Generation
> -1 for Willpower, +4 for TRUE RONIN
> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] task

> Roll 1d20-4 to attempt [Carpentry]
> -1 for Dexterity, -3 for Intelligence
> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] task

> Roll 1d20+5 to force yourself to exercise
> -1 for Willpower, +4 for TRUE RONIN, +2 for Shame
> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task
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Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>3307455
Blade generation
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Rolled 6, 8, 8 = 22 (3d20)

>>3307455
Blade,carpentry, exercise.
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Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>3307455
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>>3307462
You fail to summon anything but the standard katana and kunai. DISHONORABU

>>3307465
I'll take the rolls this time but in the future, I'd prefer if you didn't roll for multiple [Hard] tasks at once, to give every anon a chance to attempt it.

>>3307468
HONORABU HAKOGE!

> Rolling 7d4 for Strength gain!
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>>3307468
Pls say this counts for exercise
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Rolled 3, 4, 4, 1, 1, 3, 4 = 20 (7d4)

>>3307470
> tfw failed to roll but manage to pass check to avoid seppuku
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Rolled 4, 4, 3, 3, 4, 3, 3 = 24 (7d4)

>>3307474
Meh, but far, FAR better than before.

> Rolling 7d4 for Endurance gain!
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>>3307477
Das rite muhfugga
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>>3307474
This is good right?
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>>3307477
At this rate, you'll be at peak physique in two month's time. Now then...

> Roll 1d3+1 for [Carpentry] gain
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Rolled 3 + 1 (1d3 + 1)

>>3307481
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>>3307480
Enough for a level-up, and a relative shit-ton of lost weight. Speaking of which...

> Rolling 7d4+4 for fractions of pounds lost
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Rolled 3, 1, 2, 1, 1, 4, 3 + 4 = 19 (7d4 + 4)

>>3307483
PHENOMENAL!

>>3307485
DAMMIT, LOSE THEM CALVES
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>>3307486
Is this like a week long time skip deal?
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>>3307486
Egad. Much more than before, but all the same. There's always next week.
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>>3307489
Yes. Imagine an obese neckbeard trying to reenact Minecraft and whittle out a wooden door in between squats, push-ups, and cartwheels for a solid week.
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Rolled 3 + 1 (1d3 + 1)

> Forgot to roll 1d3+1 for Intelligence gains...
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>>3307496
>finally makes a door

>realizes he has nothing to anchor it to for it to actually function as a door

>now he has to build a frame

Suffer, DIE. Suffer and grow into a fine mountain man.
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>>3307508
Also need a way to get clean water. We should head into town pretty soon probably.
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>>3307486
> Lost an entire 1.9 pounds
Mommy would be proud.

>>3307507
>Big Brain

>>3307508
HOO-RAH
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>>3307513
You're running a bit low on bottled water, and lack any pots and pans for boiling/cooking. Something you might want to look into.
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> How do you want to prepare the cave for your occupation, and what is your training and exercise plan for the next week?
We should probably continue learning the art of carpentry and add support beams into the cave at some point.

>>3307524
How much gas do we have in either trucks? I know we at less than a quarter of a tank for the one truck we were driving. Did either of the trucks have a spare gas can? If no then is there a tube so we can siphon gas into one of the cars in the case if neither trucks have enough gas?

We need to drive to the edge of the closes (40 or so miles away) Town, sneak inside, and buy more healthy food and water.
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>3307543
Let me roll a percentage for the second truck...
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Rolled 2 - 2 (1d4 - 2)

>>3307549
The second truck is 81% full of fuel. There is a hose that would work well for siphoning.

> Rolling 1d4-2 for presence of gas cans...
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>>3307549
Fuck yeah. We were only down because of all the stuff we were hauling. If we ride out now we should have more than enough gas.

>>3307554
>0
Well damn. So I guess we'll need to take the second truck to the edge of town and swipe a gas can, hopefully a full one. Else we'll have to risk filling the gas can or two (probably should go with two)....actually it's probably not at all too risky. We've filled gas before at night. We could just do that again, right?
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>>3307554
There are no gas cans, sadly. Remember, you can travel forty miles an back over the course of a day and half, and exercise your strength and endurance.
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>>3307557
You could do that, certainly.
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>>3307559
How fast is our enhanced running speed s of now? Did we get to keep the phones from those Weed farmers? Asking because GPS would be useful.
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>>3307560
> Rolling 1d6+-2 to see if they actually had any phones...
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Rolled 4 - 2 (1d6 - 2)

>>3307563
Forgot to roll again, I am unworthy!

>>3307560
Your running speed isn't directly enhanced, per se, but your movements are perfect, and you aren't carrying any of your 335.3 pounds of body weight, which allows you to sprint full tilt for far longer than should be possible.
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>>3307558
I'd vote to run to the next farm or trailer and steal some pots and water at night, if at all possible without raising even the slightest bit of suspicion
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>>3307568
Two of the hillbillies happened to have throwaway flip phones, which sadly lack GPS. Aside from that, you have no way to charge them.

>>3307570
Always a possibility, after all, many Ronin were forced to resort to banditry in times of need.
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>>3307574
27.8 mph was the world record I think. Are we capable of that, or possibly even faster?
Regarding the phones, are there phone chargers in the car?

Hmmmm...So from our starting point at the weed farm, we traveled at least 4 hours, and roughly 40 miles away from the nearest city by our estimate. How fast were we traveling in the truck?
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>>3307574
Write the old lady that we are ok.

We could always leave them some money in a sneaky way, since we are honorable warrior
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>>3307579
>27.8 mph was the world record I think. Are we capable of that, or possibly even faster?
No, your sprinting speed is currently below the human average, but you can do it almost non-stop.

>Regarding the phones, are there phone chargers in the car?
There is no car, but there's one in the backseat of the truck, buried beneath the Funyuns. It is ancient, the wiring is frayed, the copper is visible, and it's built for a wall socket, but it should be functional.

>How fast were we traveling in the truck?
Slowly, because you were extremely unsure of yourself and didn't want to replicate the normie's mistake. You couldn't give an exact number, but you'd say around roughly 15 mph was the average.
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>>3307584
Martha is worried about you, especially after the gristly murders were broadcast and you haven't arrived for two Sundays in a row, and she's beginning to think the worst. Always an honorable thing to do, anon.
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>>3307584
You mean like, write a letter and stick it in the P.O. box of the nearest city so it can be delivered to her? Sounds good. Mailing money as a thank you? I like it.

>>3307586
Walp. No time like the present. Let's take the truck with the most gas, travel to the nearest city (part at the edge and sneak inside at night) and get:
>New car / truck outlet charger
>2 full gas cans
>at least 20 gallons of water for drinking and bathing if we don't find a river (still pretty cheap. Like $20 per gallon really)
>2 weeks of healthy food
>a few more toiletries
>a small vanity mirror (for more gains and shame)
>a book on carpentry
>A First Aid Kit
>A book on First Aid
>A book on firearm handling and usage
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Looking on the empty cave you’ve chosen to be your home away from home, you deduce that it is not yet worthy of human habitation, and that the culmination of your journey should be to cultivate a worthy ninja dojo from the woods around you. The fact that you have less than no understanding of carpentry, architecture, or woodcraft in general means nothing to you, because you are a TRUE RONIN and know that if you strive to better yourself, nothing can stand in your path! Before doing anything else, you fashion a makeshift broom out of a moldy dish rag and handy stick, then begin sweeping out the cave.

That takes the better part of a day and when you’ve finally finished removing the dust and unseemly rocks, you are cramped and irritable, but you persist because you know that the constant ache is only dishonor leaving the body. All of, the body. Clearly, you cannot have a dojo without a worthy door, so before you begin moving out of the pickup truck and into the cave, the first thing you must do is fashion a worthy door.

In the past you were convinced basic exercise was difficult but now you know how foolish you were firsthand. Compared to the dull, constant repetitive push-ups, pull-ups, situps, and sprints, chopping down nearby trees with an unwieldy katana, oh, how you wish you had an ono painstakingly whittling it to a crude facsimile of a ramshackle door, and starting over three times when the wood is drenched and warped by rain is a herculean task, and it pushes your intellect and craftsmanship skills to their limit.

When the week is done, you have nothing to show for your efforts but countless splinters, over a dozen wasted logs, and the beginnings of sore, beet-red, painfully blistered beginnings of calloused hands. But you know it is not a waste of time, because this has taught you the Hakoge ninja warrior virtues of discipline, and patience, and you are so much stronger for it! On top of your strict healthy diet and relentless, never-ending, and strenuous physical exercises, you can feel your fat slipping away as you sculpt yourself into the muscle-bound warrior you were always meant to be!

> +4 Carpentry [4/5]
> +20 Strength [27/20], Level Up! Strength: 4 [7/40]
> +24 Endurance [32/20], Level Up! Endurance: 4 [12/40]
> +4 Intelligence [8/10]
> +14 Willpower [36/40]

> (1/2)
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>>3307614

When a week in your journey for self-improvement has gone by, you find that your resources are running thin. Only four days of healthy food and bottled water remain, and if you wait much longer, you’ll be forced to resort to junk food and whatever you can salvage from the nearby creeks, which can’t be healthy. Only one thing is apparent and no matter how much it pains you, there is no other option. You’re going to have to visit the nearest town, and resort to subtle thievery if you wish to survive. This is a great dishonor, but it is for a worthy cause and leaving money should alleviate the loss, you think. Aside from that, you have an entire week of diligent labor and the rudiments of carpentry ahead!

> How do you want to resolve the issue of scarcity, and assuming success, how do you want to spend the rest of the week?

>Date: 09/05/2010
>Age: 24
>Weight: 335.3 pounds or 152.08 kg
>Fitness:
- Two glancing pellet-scars in the stomach
>Skills:
- Persuasion: 1 [5/10]
- Intimidation: 2 [19/20]
- Driving: [3/5]
- Carpentry [4/5]
- First Aid: 1 [8/10]
- Dodging: 2 [2/20]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Parkour: [3/5]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (16)
- Unarmed: 1 [0/10]
- Knife: 2 [5/20]
- All Melee Combat: [N/A]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Throwing: 2 [0/20]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Rifle: 1 [1/10]
>Attributes
- Strength: 4 [7/40]
>> Weight Reduction: (8)
- Endurance: 4 [12/40]
- Dexterity: 4 [3/40]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)
- Intelligence: 2 [8/10]
- Willpower: 4 [36/40]
- Charisma: 3 [4/20]
> Superpowers: 40 (PP)
> Mover 8/7: Superhuman Reflexes, Gravity Redirection
> Brute 4: On-Contact Weight Reduction
> Thinker 6: Superhuman Martial Arts
> Stranger 5: Shadow Melding
> Shaker 6: Shadow Summoning
> Striker 3/Blaster 3: Blade Generation

> Equipment:
> Cheap Gas Mask
> 2 Gas Mask Filters
> WWE Wrestler Mask(s)
> 8 Kitchen Knives
> 7 Hunting Knives
> 2 Switchblades
> 1 Uzi SMG [0/20]
> 3 SMG Magazines, [3 Empty]
> 2 [LAZ0R] Rifles, [20/20][20/20]
> 6 [LAZ0R] Rifle Discs
> 1 Assault Rifle, [30/30]
> 31 Assault Rifle Magazines, [1 Empty]
> 1 Sunday Specials, [11/13]
> 11 Pistol Magazines
> 1 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8]
> 36 Shotgun Shells

>Resources:
>> 2 Pickup Trucks [Fuel%] [23][81]
> 4 days of Health Food
> 8 days of Junk Food
> 3 Assault Rifles, [0/5][0/0][0/0]
> 5 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8][8/8][8/8][8/8]
> 2 Sunday Specials, [12/13][13/13]
> 1 Suit of Small Exoskeletal Power Armor
>> Makeshift Cave Lair: [Backwoods, Tennessee]
> No amenities, furniture, or utilities whatsoever

>Income per month: None
>Expenses: None
>Assets: $564 cash

> (2/2)
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>>3307613
>You mean like, write a letter and stick it in the P.O. box of the nearest city so it can be delivered to her? Sounds good. Mailing money as a thank you? I like it.
Definitely a strong possibility.

>A book on carpentry
>inb4 wood-crafting becomes Derek's hobby
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>>3307614
Sneaking into the next town, going on foot, the pickup would draw to much attention. Steal what we need, but leave money as our code demands.
As much of this list as possible>>3307613
Then spend the rest of the week like the last one.
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>>3307626
>>3307620
This too
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>>3307628
>>3307626
this, remember too focus on the streng, we need to become SWOLE
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>>3307620
Just wait until he starts punching stones to toughen his fists and discovers he can chip rock away with his bare hands.

Then he will become the worlds most primitive sculptor.

>With no tools I shall create a statue of the greatest Hakoge to ever live, Naruto!
>Who are you and how did you get into my secret mountain fortress?
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>>3307636
You can do some interesting things with Weight Reduction.

>>3307632
>Too SWOLE to control, how can normie capes even compete?

>>3307626
>>3307628
>>3307613
>>3307632
I take it this is the plan?
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>>3307579
We did 90mph at mover 5/5 (last thread we ran 30 miles in 20 mins yo a train station)
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>>3307643
yes
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>>3307654
That was 3 miles anon.
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>>3307643
Yes
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>>3307658
>>3307664
In that case...

> Roll 1d20+18 to travel to the nearest city
> +8 for Superhuman Reflexes, +6 for Superhuman Martial Arts, +4 for On-Contact Weight Reduction
> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task
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Rolled 12 + 18 (1d20 + 18)

>>3307680
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Rolled 8 + 18 (1d20 + 18)

>>3307680
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>>3307684
>>3307686
Only need one more 1d20+18.
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Rolled 15 + 18 (1d20 + 18)

>>3307680
Yeet
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>>3307692
Big yote
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>3307684
>>3307686
>>3307692
Noice. You've managed to travel without any issues.

> Roll 1d20+25 to permanently borrow supplies
> +8 for Superhuman Reflexes, +6 for Superhuman Martial Arts, +6 for Shadow Summoning, +5 for Shadow Melding
> Best of three, ignoring one (1) because this is a [Trivial] task

> Rolling 1d100 to see if fate conspires against you by causing some random bullshit to occur
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Rolled 3 + 25 (1d20 + 25)

>>3307695
>>
Rolled 10 + 25 (1d20 + 25)

>>3307695
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Rolled 2 + 1 (1d3 + 1)

>>3307695
You overhear 1d3+1 autists engaged in a heated argument over your power level compared to the Golden Patrol, a group of superheroes that fight crime along the East coast. It seems they're biased against you, do you see fit to intervene?
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>3307695
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>>3307707
No we don't need the approval of civilians
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>>3307709
I don't need you to roll 1d100, I have a super secret chart.
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Rolled 14 + 25 (1d20 + 25)

>>3307695
>>
Rolled 17 + 25 (1d20 + 25)

>>3307695
Another one
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>3307714
Rolling to discover your secrets
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Rolled 11, 33, 86 + 50 = 180 (3d100 + 50)

>>3307717
Nyeheheheh

>>3307613
>>3307715
You manage to acquire each of the items listed, but lose 3d100+50 USD in compensation.
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>>3307707
No, but listen in.
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>>3307721
>Nyeheheheh

No secrets here. Just us autists.

Oof, muh dollars.
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>>3307713
>>3307722
I take it you want to eavesdrop on their conversation?
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>>3307734
yes
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Rolled 11, 7 = 18 (2d20)

>>3307713
>>3307722
>>3307737
> Rolling 2d20 to see whether the argument goes in your favor
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>>3307734
Yes, but nothing else
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>>3307746
Looks like one is kind of for us. But the other convinces him he's a shit?
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>>3307746
The argument eventually goes into your favor, and you leave with your ego thoroughly stroked.

> Roll 1d20+3 to expand Blade Generation
> -1 for Willpower, +4 for TRUE RONIN
> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] task

> Roll 1d20-4 to attempt [Carpentry]
> -1 for Dexterity, -3 for Intelligence
> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] task

> Roll 1d20+5 to force yourself to exercise
> -1 for Willpower, +4 for TRUE RONIN, +2 for Shame
> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task
>>
>>3307748
The first 1d20 was for you, the second was for the Golden Patrol.
>>
Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>3307749
Knoif
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Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>3307749
Bladesmith go
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Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>3307749
blade generation roll
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Rolled 9 - 4 (1d20 - 4)

>>3307749
Carpenter go
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>>3307753
Noice, that's a major boost to your versatility.

> Roll another 1d20 to see if your power's strength actually progresses
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Rolled 11 - 4 (1d20 - 4)

>>3307753
Dang. Beat me to it.

>>3307751
I see.

>>3307749
WOODSMITH GO
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Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>3307762
Fuckin'


>>3307749
Just take my roll dammit.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>3307763
>>
Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>3307763
Knoif
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>>3307762
Your [Carpentry] is slightly less shit than before, which is all anyone can really ask for.

>>3307767
I'm going to need another 1d20.

>>3307768
>>3307771
Normally, I would say an 11 isn't enough, but dubs are dubs are dubs.

> Roll 1d2-1 to accumulate (PP)
>>
Rolled 2 - 1 (1d2 - 1)

>>3307776
Knoif
>>
Rolled 1 - 1 (1d2 - 1)

>>3307776
>>
Rolled 1 - 1 (1d2 - 1)

>>3307776
>>
Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>3307776
>almost quads

Almost.
>>
Rolled 3, 2, 3, 1, 1, 3, 2 = 15 (7d4)

>>3307778
HUZZAH

>>3307779
>>3307780
SUCK IT, FATE

>>3307767
>>3307783
You manage to force yourself to exercise.

> Rolling 7d4 for Strength gains
>>
>>3307786
>SUCK IT, FATE

>I HAVE COME TO BARGAIN
>>
Rolled 4, 3, 1, 4, 1, 2, 2 + 4 = 21 (7d4 + 4)

>>3307786
A bit mediocre, but impressive nonetheless.

> Rolling 7d4+4 for Endurance gains
> +4 for Traveling
>>
>>3307787
Wait, that's Dr. Strange not Dr. Fate.

Fuck these wizard names. I bet he still fucking bargains.

>>3307789
DIE's fat is becoming tough hide at this rate.
>>
Rolled 2 + 1 (1d3 + 1)

>>3307789
Noice.

> Rolling 1d3+1 for Intelligence gain

Now I only need an anon to

> Roll 1d3+1 for [Carpentry] gain
>>
Rolled 2, 4, 1, 1, 3, 2, 3 + 4 = 20 (7d4 + 4)

>>3307790
Slowly but surely, the Kingpin physique is coming into grasp.

> Rolling 7d4+4 for fractions of pounds lost
>>
>>3307793
> 2.0 pounds in the span of one week
It is insane how much diet, exercise, and backbreaking labor do to help the obese become overweight.
>>
Rolled 2 + 1 (1d3 + 1)

>>3307791
Brain knoif
>>
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d3 + 1)

>>3307791
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>>3307795
Hey, not bad.

>>3307797
To think, what could've been.
>>
Could we have also gotten books on survival and hunting?
>>
>>3307794
S
W
O
L
E
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>>3307800
There was a beginner's book on camping you managed to swipe for $12, because it was on sale.

>>3307802
How can the normies even compete?!?
>>
>>3307803
>How can the normies even compete?!?

Steroids, probably.
>>
>>3307804
High grade Tinker-tech is some real bullshit, anon.
>>
>>3307794
>>3307803
really thoug how long til we become like kingpin shape if we keep doing this
>>
Good news, your Willpower is finally average.
>>
>>3307807
Yo you know what would be dope?

Senator Armstrong. Nanomachines, Son.
>>
The Virgin NEET
>Date: 08/13
>Age: 24
>Weight: 350 pounds or 159 kg
>Fitness: N/A
>Income per month: $1,000 Neetbux
>Expenses: $600
- $600 Rent to Mommy
>Skills: None
>Attributes
- Strength: 1
- Endurance: 1
- Dexterity: 1
- Willpower: 1
- Charisma: 1
>Assets: $250 cash

THE CHAD SUPERNEET
>Date: 09/05/2010
>Age: 24
>Weight: 335.3 pounds or 152.08 kg
>Fitness:
- Two glancing pellet-scars in the stomach
>Skills:
- Persuasion: 1 [5/10]
- Intimidation: 2 [19/20]
- Driving: [3/5]
- Carpentry [4/5]
- First Aid: 1 [8/10]
- Dodging: 2 [2/20]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Parkour: [3/5]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (16)
- Unarmed: 1 [0/10]
- Knife: 2 [5/20]
- All Melee Combat: [N/A]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Throwing: 2 [0/20]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Rifle: 1 [1/10]
>Attributes
- Strength: 4 [7/40]
>> Weight Reduction: (8)
- Endurance: 4 [12/40]
- Dexterity: 4 [3/40]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)
- Intelligence: 2 [8/10]
- Willpower: 4 [36/40]
- Charisma: 3 [4/20]
> Superpowers: 40 (PP)
> Mover 8/7: Superhuman Reflexes, Gravity Redirection
> Brute 4: On-Contact Weight Reduction
> Thinker 6: Superhuman Martial Arts
> Stranger 5: Shadow Melding
> Shaker 6: Shadow Summoning
> Striker 3/Blaster 3: Blade Generation

> Equipment:
> Cheap Gas Mask
> 2 Gas Mask Filters
> WWE Wrestler Mask(s)
> 8 Kitchen Knives
> 7 Hunting Knives
> 2 Switchblades
> 1 Uzi SMG [0/20]
> 3 SMG Magazines, [3 Empty]
> 2 [LAZ0R] Rifles, [20/20][20/20]
> 6 [LAZ0R] Rifle Discs
> 1 Assault Rifle, [30/30]
> 31 Assault Rifle Magazines, [1 Empty]
> 1 Sunday Specials, [11/13]
> 11 Pistol Magazines
> 1 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8]
> 36 Shotgun Shells

>Resources:
>> 2 Pickup Trucks [Fuel%] [23][81]
> 4 days of Health Food
> 8 days of Junk Food
> 3 Assault Rifles, [0/5][0/0][0/0]
> 5 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8][8/8][8/8][8/8]
> 2 Sunday Specials, [12/13][13/13]
> 1 Suit of Small Exoskeletal Power Armor
>> Makeshift Cave Lair: [Backwoods, Tennessee]
> No amenities, furniture, or utilities whatsoever

>Income per month: None
>Expenses: None
>Assets: $564 cash
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>>3307818
Realistically, about 2-3 years of nonstop bulking and lifting will get you partway there, but you'll have to improve your Weight Manipulation if you want to achieve that level of muscle density.
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>>3307826
Heheheh

>>3307829
The difference is remarkable, but to be fair, the Virgin NEET took down a superhero in honorable one-on-one hand-to-hand combat, which is more than 99% of hardened criminals can say.
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>>3307844
That first fight brings a smile to my face every time I remember it. Truly an origin story to be proud of.
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>>3307844
How can those gold cucks even compete?
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>>3307849
It has brought many smiles, to many faces. Not to mention the $2,500,000 bounty on your live capture.

>>3307850
The fact that there's five of them, with the open support of the Federal government and all that implies.
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>>3307856
>$2,500,000
How are we worth this much?
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>>3307856
>The fact that there's five of them, with the open support of the Federal government and all that implies.


Round here we call that cheating mmmmhm.
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>>3307859
>How are we worth this little?
Fixed
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>>3307859
You've been at large for almost a month, and aren't the only armed vigilante out there. They have no idea how powerful you are, so they high-balled it. The standard bounty's $100,000 per tier, double that for Tinkers, which means you'd be at $4,100,000 if they knew the truth.
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>>3307861
Dishonorable gaijin, may they taste your blade!

>>3307864
Neck'd and beardpilled.
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>>3307865
>>3307868
So we don't get a modifier for our unmodded hero kill?
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>>3307880
They assume you're around a Tier 15 darkness manipulator with minor super-speed and blade generation, and that's the reason for the extra $1,000,000.
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>>3307886
Ha, if only those pathetic western piggu lawmen knew of our trans-African power...
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>>3307890
Super-speed and super reaction time aren't the same superpower, though there's a lot of overlap.
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>>3307890
>>3307890
They don't even suspect we ALSO posses the power of non-binary ancestors as well.

They'll never see it comin'.
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>>3307886
>Tier 15 darkness manipulator
#PowerGoals
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>>3307972
I mean, we’re already tier 11...
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>>3307981
But 5 of that is melding, not pure generation. Synergy's great and all, but pure 20 pp of darkness is cool af.
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>>3307993
>but pure 20 pp of darkness is cool af.

Ah, I see you've visited the prison showers recently comrade.
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>3307993
Better put:dark manipulation is us diddling darkness, melding is darkness diddling us

rolling for darkura-chan is best girl
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>>3308025
>legit great girl status confirmed

damn dude
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Update's almost done, and there's plenty of power-wanking involved. I'm going to go get lunch, and be back ready to post.
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>>3307832
Well we are probaly goin to stay in the woods for about a year so
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>>3308065
>a year without JUSTICE
A true hakoge would never stoop that low!
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>>3307088
That would take time away from the main story and give us out of character information we could use to our advantage. No.
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>>3308069
well, the heat needs to die down, and DIE needs to train so he can become an even better Hakoge of justice
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>>3308073
A year is still to muchand probably long enough to lose our TRUE RONIN buff
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>>3308078
how long do you suggest then? maybe half a year, or 3 months?
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>>3308082
1 month, so more 2 weeks at most . If we spend a year hiding every time we kill under 30 people, we'll need to kill AT LEAST 1 super to get a longevity power.
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>>3308093
no matter how long we choose to stay, we should get a longlivity power anyway
and it is mostly to get our stat up to avrage, and hopegfully get at least one of our powers to tier 10
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I hope mommy is doing well. There must be a stigma for being related to what the government deems as a villain.
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>>3308127
I think they just think she's a shitty mom. Not much more to look into that. Supers have been around for long enough that most people probably know powers are not genetic. (Or are they...)

Also she probably is a bad mom anyways. Or maybe too good of a mom.
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>>3308140
>Also she probably is a bad mom anyways.
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>>3308140
Good mothers don't raise neckbeards. Overindulging parents are bad.
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>>3308140
Lies. LIIIIIEEEEESSSSSS!!!! that might possibly be true but at least to Derek she's the best.
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Our mom is really sad when you stop and think. She probably overindulged us as a kid and our father didn't agree with it, then we kept wanting more and she gave it to us, enough was enough so dad left us. With us the only thing in her life she did whatever she could because she didn't want to lose us. We then kill a man and his son, steal from her safe and run across the country commiting murder via our delusions. She's now left alone in an empty house living with the guilt of if she just listened and been firm with you all these peoples blood wouldn't be on her hands.
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>>3308185
We didnt steal her money, we actually left some for her
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>>3308185
Yeah but what if by being a strict parent or even a normal parent it would have made her son into even more of a monster and it's entirely because of his coddled lifestyle and delusions that he even has a semblance of right and wrong and tries to do what is right even if his right isn't exactly so?

Who can truly say what is worse? But that's why we shouldn't deal in speculation. What's done is done and at the end of the day DIE still loves his mommy and she did what she thought was her best and if anyone talks shit about mommy I'll slap them with a 2x4.
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>>3308209
You're a good son, anon.
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>>3307753
>>3307768
>>3307771
As much as you wish you could stay here and work on your carpentry, you have no choice but to travel to the nearest city and ascertain sufficient provisions for the days to come. Bidding your cave and truck shelter goodbye, you gather your storage containers and embark on a vigorous day-long sprint in the direction of the last highway you remember seeing. You reach it in little under five hours, and following it to the closest city takes less than three more. Memphis, Tennessee is a small, quiet city home to over 600,000 normies and here, you should be able to get in, find what you need, and get out without drawing any suspicion.

Even this late at night, the city’s traffic is enough that you can’t openly show your face without drawing suspicion, and you’re here on business not pleasure vigilante work, so you wear your Ray Mysterio mask for a change. To your satisfaction, finding sufficiently well-stocked retailers isn’t difficult, their security systems are subpar, and their employees are lazy in inspecting the doors. Barely two hours later, you’ve acquired a shiny truck compatible charger, the two biggest gas cans that would fit into the sleeping bag, fourteen days of proper health food with galloned water to match, a decent amount of toilet paper and toothpaste, a tiny mirror to galvanize your shame at your lack of gains, a legitimate Red Cross approved First Aid kit, and a tiny library’s worth of four informative and educational books, all for the low, low market-value price of $180 dollars. You think.

> +Functioning Mobile Charger
> +2 Gas Cans [Each is 60% of a full tank]
> +14 days of Health Food
> +Some Basic Toiletries
> +A Tiny Mirror
> +A Large First Aid kit [10/10]
> +Four Books, [Beginner’s Guide to Carpentry][Beginner’s Guide to First Aid][Beginner's Guide to Firearm Use (and abuse)][Beginner’s Guide to Camping]
> -$180 USD

Once you’ve gotten everything you need, you begin noiselessly sprinting on the walls out of the city, then stop and duck into the shadows when you hear someone mention your name. “Mr. DIE would like, totally kick his ass man.” To which another replies. “The fuck you talking about? Nightbolt would no-sell his shadow control, and have him tranq’d in 0.2 seconds.” Despite yourself, you move a little further down the wall, and lean around the corner to see who’s talking. Three scrawny nerds, nowhere near as enlightened as you, but far from the typical normie appear to be having a debate over your power level.

> (1/4)
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>>3308262

Your curiosity piqued, you decide to pause and listen as your supporter retorts. “Nightbolt ain’t got shit on him. He can what? Teleport in the dark, turn invisible, and shoot a crossbow really well? That ain’t shit, this motherfucker can *control* the dark and from how fast he moved in the video clip, it’s confirmed he’s at least a tier 3 speedster.” Your detractor scratches his pimply chin, and says “That may be true, but could he handle Cyclone? Tier 12 wind manipulator with at least half that in electricity control? Knock the speedster off his feet and he’s done.” It doesn’t take the first speaker two seconds to come up with a reply. “And that bitch is flimsy as fuck. What the hell’s a piddly-piss windshield that can’t handle 9mm gonna do against a spirit blade in the hands of a, hehe, “Hakoge” ninja warrior?”

A third, slightly portlier and clad in a fedora interjects. “True, true, but what of Golden Hope? Force-field, fleshwarper, and precog, confirmed tier 10 in each, if not more, on-top of his tier 4 heat-vision. Against that kind of power, it doesn’t matter how fast he is, if he tried to get into melee, it would be over and even at range he’s a threat.” The first takes a bit longer to reply. “Definitely a hassle, but I feel like one-on-one, if he could get him disoriented with his shadows and destabilize the field with energy blades, I think he has a decent chance.” The dashingly fashionable one retorts. “A decent chance is far from a certainty. What about Lightning Rod? Cyclone’s husbando? Tier 8 magnetism control, on top of his steel skin and confirmed tier 4 metalbending? Unless Mr. DIE’s toting thermite, there’s no chance.”

“Are you trying to imply he doesn’t?” The second speaks. “Doesn’t matter if he does, Sunspot’s a tier 8 shadow manipulator and tier 10 pyromancer, he’d counter his darkness, then roast him with a sun-beam, probably be happy for the chance to really let loose.” Your supporter nods, then says. “Derek’s been a fugitive for three weeks, and the public investigation has gone fucking nowhere. Even before Awakening, he took down a tier 4 Changer and professional kickboxer in hand-to-hand combat, alone, and untrained. That proves he’s dangerous and resourceful as fuck, and power levels aside, he’s fucking insane and would have any of the five out on their ass in ten minutes flat. It’d have to be all five at once, and if they didn’t get the drop on him, there’d be some nasty casualties.” The third concedes with an earnest nod. “True, true.” Still scratching his chin, the second mutters. “All the same, I wonder where he is now.”

> (2/4)
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>>3308262
>>3308269
Taking your cue to drop in with a ninja kick go, you tip your trilby and silently wish them well. The trip to return to the cave doesn’t take as long as it did previously, though a slight two hour detour followed by a six hour tree-branch nap proves that internal mapping and limitless endurance not one of your superpowers. After being gone for two you’re ecstatic to see the trucks parked where they were, exactly as you left them. No-one has been in the cave, either, and once you’ve deposited your supplies in the truck, you’re free to continue honing your ninjutsu to new heights.

Your attempt to resume your experiments in carpentry, but after the third flawless katana-swing fails to fell a sturdy oak tree, you fall to your knees and begin to meditate. You can sense the inner force, given to you by your gender neutral non binary trans African ancestors, and focus, beseeching them to mold your blade into the shape best suited for its task. It takes almost half a day of full meditation, but eventually you feel your inner force lighten and expand, unlocking a hitherto untouched facet of your blade generation. Opening your eyes, you call on the blade and are astonished to see an authentic Japanese ono instead of the katana. You call on the blade once more, and find the ono shift into a katana, a kunai, and then back again. This is truly a versatile tool, and not only for woodcraft.

> Striker: 3 Blade Generation, Level Up! Striker: 4 Blade Generation!

With a proper tool, the woodchopping goes much faster, though the follow-up is no less laborious, and over the remainder of the week you’re seeing a noticeable improvement in the wood carvings. Nowhere near the level of whittling a door out of scratch, but you’re much closer to your ultimate goal. In addition to your carpentry, you manage to get one of the flip phones to charge enough to send a text message to Martha.

> M&B, bg by here. I’m OK, and love you both very very much.

> (3/4)
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>>3308262
>>3308269
>>3308273
Then you break the phone, shatter it, and scatter the ruins in the cave before you bury them. That should’ve been safe, but the last thing you want is the Feds tracing you and you can never be too sure. You wanted to send them a letter, but she never gave you her address and you’re too nervous they’ll ask for an ID to try and enter a post office. Reassured that they’re aware you’re still alive, somewhere, you go through the rest of the week with peace of mind. By the end of it, you don’t know whether or not it’s your own childish delusions warrior instincts, but you think you’re starting to *feel* better.

> +15 Strength [22/40]
> +21 Endurance [33/40]
> +3 Intelligence [11/10], Level Up! Intelligence: 3 [1/20]
> +3 Carpentry [7/5], Level Up! Carpentry: [2/10]

> What do you want to do for the next week?

>Date: 09/12/2010
>Age: 24
>Weight: 333.3 pounds or 151.18 kg
>Fitness:
- Two glancing pellet-scars in the stomach
>Skills:
- Persuasion: 1 [5/10]
- Intimidation: 2 [19/20]
- Driving: [3/5]
- Carpentry: 1 [2/10]
- First Aid: 1 [8/10]
- Dodging: 2 [2/20]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Parkour: [3/5]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (16)
- Unarmed: 1 [0/10]
- Knife: 2 [5/20]
- All Melee Combat: [N/A]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Throwing: 2 [0/20]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Rifle: 1 [1/10]
>Attributes
- Strength: 4 [22/40]
>> Weight Reduction: (8)
- Endurance: 4 [33/40]
- Dexterity: 4 [3/40]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)
- Intelligence: 3 [1/20]
- Willpower: 5 [10/60]
- Charisma: 3 [4/20]
> Superpowers: 41 (PP)
> Mover 8/7: Superhuman Reflexes, Gravity Redirection
> Brute 4: On-Contact Weight Reduction
> Thinker 6: Superhuman Martial Arts
> Stranger 5: Shadow Melding
> Shaker 6: Shadow Summoning
> Striker 4/Blaster 3: Blade Generation

> Equipment:
> Cheap Gas Mask
> 2 Gas Mask Filters
> WWE Wrestler Mask(s)
> 1 Large First Aid kit [10/10]
> 8 Kitchen Knives
> 7 Hunting Knives
> 2 Switchblades
> 1 Uzi SMG [0/20]
> 3 SMG Magazines, [3 Empty]
> 2 [LAZ0R] Rifles, [20/20][20/20]
> 6 [LAZ0R] Rifle Discs
> 1 Assault Rifle, [30/30]
> 31 Assault Rifle Magazines, [1 Empty]
> 1 Sunday Specials, [11/13]
> 11 Pistol Magazines
> 1 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8]
> 36 Shotgun Shells

>Resources:
>> 2 Pickup Trucks [Fuel%] [23][81]
> 2 Gas Cans [Each is 60% of a full tank]
> 11 days of Health Food
> 8 days of Junk Food
> 3 Assault Rifles, [0/5][0/0][0/0]
> 5 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8][8/8][8/8][8/8]
> 2 Sunday Specials, [12/13][13/13]
> 1 Suit of Small Exoskeletal Power Armor
> Four Books, [Beginner’s Guide to Carpentry][Beginner’s Guide to First Aid][Beginner's Guide to Firearm Use (and abuse)][Beginner’s Guide to Camping]

>> Makeshift Cave Lair: [Backwoods, Tennessee]
> Tiny mirror, propped up on a rock

>Income per month: None
>Expenses: None
>Assets: $384 cash

> (4/4)
>>
Oh shoot you know what I forgot to ask? I wanted to see if we could pick up a mask like this.
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>>3308280

Remember about the nerds had talking about us and try to perform image training with closed eyes. Image about that we are fighting a overwhelming powerful foes.

A true warrior should at least do image training to become stronger and discover our flaws.
>>
Lurker here. OP why do you use Worm power names without using the matching definitions? It's confusing as hell.
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>>3308280
Exercise,read beginners guide to camping, make a chair and Train shadow summoning
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You guys know those stationary bikes that you can pedal to generate power? Why don't we try getting or rigging one of them up and then we use shadow powers to basically have it constantly pedal while we do other stuff?

Have some batteries to charge up while you do it. Then we can train multitasking skills, shadow powers, and other stuff simultaneously.

Or it'll fail but we'll have a kickass stationary bike.
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>>3308307
I fell like we would need the exersising more, but i like your idea
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>>3308280
Read, ALL the books. Especially the firearms. It's about time we put the Firearms to use.
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>>3308289
There's always next trip anon.

>>3308300
Always a wise thing to do.

>>3308301
How do you mean? I think I've been on-point with them, the only erroneous one might be Rootless's pheromones, which I'll admit is more of a Shaker than a Thinker power.

>>3308307
You don't have an exercise bike at the moment, but you could *attempt* to jury rig one with the chain and some carpentry.
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>>3308320
We Also really need a sniper rifle or the like beacuse i Aint touching any of those hallucination capes with a ten foot pole, much safer too shot from afar
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>>3308318
Could always just ride the thing ourselves if the desire strikes us.

>>3308325
>You don't have an exercise bike at the moment, but you could *attempt* to jury rig one with the chain and some carpentry.

I'm actually more interested in using it to generate electricity so we can have a hot-plate or mini electric stovetop and to charge electronics if ever we need them so we don't burden the truck battery.

Though I suppose if we aren't staying here for too-too long it won't matter.
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>>3308325
On contact weight reduction or on contact anything is the literal definition of Striker.
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>>3308327
or just become a better shot. but yeah. maybe we'll find someone with a sniper rifle.
Actually. What with there being hillbillies that means there are people who hunt as a sport, which means possibly sniper rifles.
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>>3308280
Parkour, reduction, knife, and endurance
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>>3308338
I agree it is a Striker-adjacent power, but it improves your physical strength much more than it does your capacity for melee, so it falls under the Brute category.
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>>3308305
>>3308320
>>3308340
I'm giving you ten more minutes to decide what to do.
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>>3308348
Our parkour is pitiful for a mobility character
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>>3308350
He's right. We're in a forest we need to learn to tree hop.
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>>3308353
And weight reduction is our weakest power, yet also the only thing allowing us to get KINGPIN SWOLE
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>>3308320
>>3308340
If no-one else has a suggestion, I'll be combining both of these. Does that sound good?
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>>3308363
Sounds good to me.
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>>3308363
sure.
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>>3308366
>>3308371
In that case...

>>3308320
>>3308340
> Roll 4d20+2 to read ALL the books
> -2 for Intelligence, +4 for TRUE RONIN
> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] task

> Roll 1d20 to train [Parkour]
> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task

> Roll 1d20 to train [Knife]
> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task

> Roll 1d20+4 to force yourself to exercise
> -0 for Willpower, +4 for TRUE RONIN
> Best of three, ignoring one (1), because this is a [Trivial] task
>>
Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>3308375
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Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>3308375
Read read read
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Rolled 18, 10, 8, 15 + 2 = 53 (4d20 + 2)

>>3308375
READ NIGGA
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Rolled 5, 5, 11, 8 + 2 = 31 (4d20 + 2)

>>3308375
BOOKS
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>3308375
Parkour. Do what comes natural.
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>>3308363
T r e e h o p p i n g
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Rolled 4, 3, 6, 13 + 2 = 28 (4d20 + 2)

>>3308375
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>3308375
Knoif
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>>3308363
sounds good to me also try to learn traps
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>3308375
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Rolled 2 (1d8)

>>3308379
GET EDUCATED

> Roll 1d6+2 for [Carpentry] gains
> Roll 1d4 for [First Aid] gains
> Roll 1d4 for [Rifle] gains
> Roll 1d6 for [Survival] gains
> Rolling 1d8 for [Intelligence] gains
>>
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>3308375
I must channel my inner HUGE and become swole
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Rolled 4 + 2 (1d6 + 2)

>>3308390
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Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>3308390
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Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>3308390
This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is stolen.
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Rolled 5, 5 = 10 (2d6)

>>3308390
Tim 4 leern
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>>3308392
not that bad surprisingly
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Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>3308390
Survival
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Rolled 1 (1d4)

>>3308376
>>3308382
>>3308389
You guys are shredding it.

> Roll 1d6+2 for [Parkour] gain
> Rolling 1d4 for [Dexterity] gain in addition to weekly exercise
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Rolled 3 (1d8)

>>3308390
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>3308375
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Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>3308401
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Rolled 2 + 2 (1d6 + 2)

>>3308401
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Rolled 4 + 2 (1d6 + 2)

>>3308401
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>>3308401
Eh.

>>3308392
>>3308395
>>3308396
>>3308397
Implessive.
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Rolled 6 + 2 (1d6 + 2)

>>3308401
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Rolled 2 + 2 (1d6 + 2)

>>3308401
>>3308403
Aaaah shitty int roll
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>>3308411
are we good with making traps in the wood now?
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>>3308375
Do we need any more exercise rolls? I feel like we do.
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>>3308392
> +6 [Carpentry]

>>3308395
> +3 [First Aid]

>>3308396
> +4 [Rifle]

>>3308397
> +5 [Survival]

>>3308403
> +3 [Intelligence]

>>3308387
>>3308391
>>3308404
I need two more [Knife] rolls, and one more exercise roll.
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>3308425
Koife
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>3308425
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Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>3308425
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>>3308416
The [Survival] skill applies to harvesting meat from carcasses, identifying edible plants, and tracking creatures. [Trapping] is its own skill, but relatively easy to advance with a decent supply of rope.

>>3308417
Read >>3308425
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is it me or does it feel like we are turning into a ninja/samurai NEET roadhog and i am loving it?
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Rolled 2, 4, 4, 3, 4, 3, 2 = 22 (7d4)

>>3308387
Noice.

> Roll 1d6+1 for [Knife] gains
> Rolling 7d4+4 for [Dexterity] gains
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Rolled 5 + 1 (1d6 + 1)

>>3308440
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Rolled 1, 4, 2, 4, 4, 4, 1 + 4 = 24 (7d4 + 4)

>>3308440
> Rolling 7d4+4 for [Endurance] gains
> +4 because tree-hopping must be some intense cardio, weight reduction or no
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Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>3308425

>>3308434
Bruh you needed 2 exercise rolls and 1 knoife roll.


You had 5 unmodified rolls for parkour and knoife. Or you're just counting rolls and adding modifiers in post which is fine. I don't know what's going on.
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Rolled 3, 4, 1, 4, 3, 2, 4 + 4 = 25 (7d4 + 4)

>>3308438
Definitely a much greater threat to the corrupt gaijin criminal syndicates than the average autistic neckbeard. I honestly wonder if you're going to try to specc into [Mechanics] with a motorcycle, or go full hog on armoring one of the pickup trucks.

>>3308442
Impressive.

>>3308444
>trips=checked
> Rolling 7d4+4 for fractions of pounds lost
> +4 for intense cadio
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>>3308446
>wasted natty
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>>3308453
why not both?
>>3308444
Witnessed
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>>3308446
>Or you're just counting rolls and adding modifiers in post which is fine.
Yep, that's it.

>dat 20+4
It pains me to see that go to waste, so I'll bump >>3308442 to a 7.

>>3308444
> 2.4 pounds lost in a week
THIS MAN IS UNSTOPPABLE
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>>3308460
does this not mean we are losing valuable mass we can turn into muscles?
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>>3308460
>Yep, that's it.

Even still you'd only need one knoife roll if you were going down the pipe since exercise was the last thing to roll for.

What ordering system do you use? REEEE!!!!

Just kidding, wasting twenties makes me satisfied in a way only a sufferingboo understands.
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>>3308464
It means you are going from morbidly obese to severely overweight, at the moment, the amount of fat you're burning outweighs the amount of muscle you're gaining but that'll change somewhere around the +220-240 pound mark.
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Hang on, I'm retarded and forgot to have you roll for Weight Reduction, which means...

> Roll 1d20 for Weight Reduction
> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>3308472
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>3308472
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>3308472
Time for 1s
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>>3308481
Righteous.

> Roll 1d4-3 to see if you manage to progress
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Rolled 2 + 3 (1d4 + 3)

>>3308485
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Rolled 3 + 3 (1d4 + 3)

>>3308485
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Rolled 1 + 3 (1d4 + 3)

>>3308485
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>>3308489
>>3308492
Not quite, but if you continue practicing you'll be more likely to advance next week.
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That's all I really need for the update. To clarify, the Golden Patrol is not in Tennessee but the Golden Hope has publicly stated that the group is on the lookout for rumors of Mr. DIE's presence, and is cooperating with the police on a state and federal level.
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I don't understand why are we wasting so much time and effort on carpentry of all things. We could be improving literally anything else and it would be more useful for our goals.
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>>3308565
It a man can’t work his wood, what is he worth?
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>>3308565
So we can make a wooden sword!

..wait
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>>3308565
we can atleast use it for survival and help making traps and makeshift weapons or something i dont know why we have it just that we do
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>>3308565
How else are you going to make furniture for your literal NEET cave?
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>>3308565
>not wanting a hobby for when we stop doing NEET shit

For shame.
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>>3308340
You’ve been lifting and whittling for two weeks straight, and as the sensei you wish you had would say, every ninja’s greatest weapon is their mind, and it cannot be neglected. For the first four hours of every day, and the first four hours before you go to sleep, you take out each of the books you’ve stolen purchased and read them, alternating between chapters to get an even spread. Driven by the thought of your gender neutral non binary trans African ancestors looking down on you, you try your very best, but it’s been years since you’ve read anything but manga and doujinshi, and you’re reading so many manuscripts at once it’s difficult to get an in-depth study of any of their contents. All the same, some of it sticks, and you feel better prepared to take on the ignorant gaijin.

> +6 [Carpentry] [8/10]
> +3 [First Aid] [11/10], Level Up! First Aid: 2 [1/20]
> +4 [Rifle] [5/10]
> +5 [Survival] [5/5], Level Up! Survival: 1 [0/10]
> +3 [Intelligence] [4/20]

In between hours of reading, you decide to diversify your training methods by focusing on improving your parkour and overall agility. Thanks to your superhuman reflexes, gravity redirection, and weight reduction, the risks of breaking your neck during a backflip are negligible, and soon, you find yourself making some serious progress. By the end of the week, where previously you had to depend on your inner force’s instincts to function, you’ve attained enough manual dexterity and muscle memory that you can rely on your own skills when attempting to leap over rocks and climb low-hanging branches, and while that may not seem like much to a normie, it means everything to you.

> +4 [Parkour] [6/10]
> +24 [Endurance] [57/40], Level Up! Endurance: 5 [17/60]
> +22 [Dexterity] [25/40]

Occasionally, to keep your inner force preoccupied you try to improve your knife-work and weight reduction. More specifically, you attempt to use them both on the same targets simultaneously and though you accidentally snap a kitchen knife or two’s tip, once you get the hang of the timing and precision, you’re going through planks of crudely carved wood like a hot machete through cold butter. Unfortunately, you aren’t able to make any outright progress in your weight reduction but your knife skills are approaching dangerous competency, and even if you didn’t set out to train it, all of the hauling and whittling has caused a modest improvement in your musculature and wood-carving skills.

> +1 [Carpentry] [9/10]
> +7 [Knife] [12/20]
> +2 Strength [24/40]

> (1/2)
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>>3308642
When the week has come to a close, you feel a firm sense of discipline driving you on, and know that, as /fit/ would say, you’re on your way to making it.

> +14 Willpower [24/60]

> What’s your plan for next week?

>Date: 09/19/2010
>Age: 24
>Weight: 330.8 pounds or 150.04 kg
>Fitness:
- Two glancing pellet-scars in the stomach
>Skills:
- Persuasion: 1 [5/10]
- Intimidation: 2 [19/20]
- Driving: [3/5]
- Carpentry: 1 [9/10]
- Survival: 1 [0/10]
- First Aid: 2 [1/20]
- Dodging: 2 [2/20]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Parkour: 1 [2/10]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (16)
- Unarmed: 1 [0/10]
- Knife: 2 [12/20]
- All Melee Combat: [N/A]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Throwing: 2 [0/20]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Rifle: 1 [5/10]
>Attributes
- Strength: 4 [24/40]
>> Weight Reduction: (8)
- Endurance: 5 [17/60]
- Dexterity: 4 [26/40]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)
- Intelligence: 3 [4/20]
- Willpower: 5 [24/60]
- Charisma: 3 [4/20]
> Superpowers: 41 (PP)
> Mover 8/7: Superhuman Reflexes, Gravity Redirection
> Brute 4: On-Contact Weight Reduction
> Thinker 6: Superhuman Martial Arts
> Stranger 5: Shadow Melding
> Shaker 6: Shadow Summoning
> Striker 4/Blaster 3: Blade Generation

> Equipment:
> Cheap Gas Mask
> 2 Gas Mask Filters
> WWE Wrestler Mask(s)
> 1 Large First Aid kit [10/10]
> 8 Kitchen Knives
> 7 Hunting Knives
> 2 Switchblades
> 1 Uzi SMG [0/20]
> 3 SMG Magazines, [3 Empty]
> 2 [LAZ0R] Rifles, [20/20][20/20]
> 6 [LAZ0R] Rifle Discs
> 1 Assault Rifle, [30/30]
> 31 Assault Rifle Magazines, [1 Empty]
> 1 Sunday Specials, [11/13]
> 11 Pistol Magazines
> 1 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8]
> 36 Shotgun Shells

>Resources:
>> 2 Pickup Trucks [Fuel%] [23][81]
> 2 Gas Cans [Each is 60% of a full tank]
> 11 days of Health Food
> 8 days of Junk Food
> 3 Assault Rifles, [0/5][0/0][0/0]
> 5 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8][8/8][8/8][8/8]
> 2 Sunday Specials, [12/13][13/13]
> 1 Suit of Small Exoskeletal Power Armor
> Four Books, [Beginner’s Guide to Carpentry][Beginner’s Guide to First Aid][Beginner's Guide to Firearm Use (and abuse)][Beginner’s Guide to Camping]

>> Makeshift Cave Lair: [Backwoods, Tennessee]
> Tiny mirror, propped up on a rock

>Income per month: None
>Expenses: None
>Assets: $384 cash

> (2/2)
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Forgot to subtract your Health Food, you have only 4 days left but there's a decent chance that more could be stolen purchased from a small-town's general store.
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>>3308644
Study the trainlines and local gang, also weights and scare animals for dat intim 3.
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>>3308654
Retract train, replace with getting foob
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>>3308654
you can scare animals inot traps then skin them and cook them for food and see if we can make stuff like leather rope or masks or rope hings
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>>3308654
One advantage of having a Reputation as a deranged, sociopathic knife-killer is the [Intimidation] bonus.
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>>3308658
>foob
Is that some kind of Zoomer slang for forsaking your impending Wizardry?
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>>3308660
I like your idea, can we fit trains into it? If not then how bout str or dex.
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>>3308660
[Tannery] is also a skill, and highly respected among bikers, rednecks, and taxidermists.
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>>3308644
Spend the week hunting wildlife and rationing food. We have to learn how to live off the land, spending days running on suboptimal calories and honing our killing intent like a true anime man.
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>>3308672
we make traps train survival get food an we can train intimidation the knife throwing and use of our powers we can go full survivor or atleast try if that does not work we go back to stealing but hunting for our food using all our skills would mean we get a good all in one training
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>>3308678
basically we can train everything while getting food
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>>3308678
I meant studying the trainlines for when we must go. Unless you want to hoof it, which in 100% for
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>>3308689

i am okay with ether but if we want to go somewhere first we just look at the map then decide we dont need to memorize it
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One day, once we have achieved the optimal BODY MASS, I think we should get a custom fitted suit. Extra durable with ballistic weaving and just a little elastic so the suit won't tear.
Combine that with the Trilby, the Japanese demon mask and brown trench coat that will no doubt be bigger than us and I think we'll have an optimal modern day Ronin outfit.
Least I hope.
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>>3308660
>>3308678
I'm giving you ten more minutes to decide, otherwise we're going with anon's living off of the land suggestion.
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>>3308674
Oh. I vote we continue Shadow Summoning for more creative, malleable shadow constructs.
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>>3308699
I think it'd be pretty thematic if you guys switched masks between encounters.
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>>3308699
The only problem with that is it implies we will ever stop swoling long enough to get a custom-fit tactical suit
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>>3308706
it would and we could make wood and leather masks and combos of that
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>>3308708
>not speccing into [Tailoring] for maximum /fa/

>>3308678
>>3308704
In that case, you'll be training [Trapping], [Survival], [Intimidation], Shadow Summoning, and (assuming you're successful) [Tannery]. Is everyone okay with that?
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>>3308712
yep and tannery would it also be partly knife skills?
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>>3308712
Friendship ended with tanning, friends hip with gang search BEGIN
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>>3308712
On top of the Intelligence necessary for actually devising the traps and handling the carcasses.
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>>3308716
>inb4 Derek gets his mundane stats and skills to a Spec Ops level through his nonstop insanity

>>3308714
Maybe if you had 0 [Knife] skill, but [Tannery] isn't closely connected enough to the discipline to raise it past 2 skill.
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>>3308708
I was thinking more along the lines of a business suit.

>>3308722
Holy cow. I wonder if we get Shadow Summoning up high enough, could we make a stylish business suit made of darkness?
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>>3308678
> Roll 1d20-1 for hunting small game
> -2 for Intelligence, +1 for Survival
> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] task

> Roll 1d20-2 for trapping small game
> -2 for Intelligence
> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task

> Roll 1d20 for training your [Knife] skill
> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task
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>>3308730
There's only one way to find out anon, but always remember Derek's roots.
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>3308732
Knoif
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Rolled 12 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>3308722
>DIE Autistically focuses super hard on some really ubiquitous thing

>ends up becoming a world renowned famous "secret artist" because no one knows who he is

>eventually gets found out the mass-murderer is super fucking talented at things other than gruesome violence

>>3308732
Catch dem furry lil niggas
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Rolled 5, 5, 6, 20, 4, 12 = 52 (6d20)

>>3308732
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>>3308738
> Feds finally track Mr. DIE down to his secret cave lair, only to find nothing but several dozen masterwork wooden statues
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>>3308746
Anon, I'll take the 20 for the [Knife] roll but you can't just roll for everything simultaneously.
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>>3308738
>also super-talented at gruesome violence
NEETs will inherit the earth!
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>>3308746
to fill in for the rest of the dice
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Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>3308732
Game
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>>3308749
ok just did not want to wait and it feels better then just sitting on edge waiting for all the 1s its like ripping off a bandaid
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I need a 1d20-1 for hunting, another 1d20-2 for [Trapping], and two more 1d20's for [Knife]

>>3308750
>inb4 DIE starts the NEET uprising and likely fails
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>3308762
I'M ON THE HUNT, IM
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>3308762
Ke Nifeh
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>3308762
OOOORAAAAAA
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>>3308764
>>3308767
Anons, I...

>>3308746
Need you to

> Roll 1d6+2 for [Knife] gains


>>3308769
And give me one more 1d20 for [Trapping]
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Rolled 3 + 2 (1d6 + 2)

>>3308776
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Rolled 7 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>3308776
Fuck
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>3308776
o no
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>3308776
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>>3308794
what could have been
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>>3308794
OH YEEEEEAAAH
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>>3308792
So close
>>3308794
SO CLOSE
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Rolled 1 + 2 (1d4 + 2)

>>3308792
Good thing I only needed the one.

>>3308738
>>3308769
>>3308790
That's a bit meh-tier, anons, but enough to gather 1d3 days of Squirrel Meat, and require you to

> Roll 1d3+1 for [Survival] gains
> Roll 1d3+1 for [Trapping] gains
> Roll 1d3 for [Tannery] gains
While I'm
> Rolling 1d4+2 for Intelligence gains
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>>3308792
>>3308794
Why is fate such a teasing bitch cruel mistress?
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>>3308792
Stop rolling FOREVER
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Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>3308805
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Rolled 1 (1d3)

> Rolling for 1d3 days of Squirrel Meat
At this weight, going hungry isn't that bad when you're properly hydrated, so at worst it'll give you a bonus to weight loss and Willpower gain.
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Rolled 1 + 1 (1d3 + 1)

>>3308805
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>>3308812
>>3308816
> *barely* stayin' alive
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Rolled 3 + 1 (1d3 + 1)

>>3308805
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>>3308816
something is seriously wrong with the 1d3 dice
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>3308810
No
>>3308805
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>>3308805
>>3308812
>>3308816
>>3308817
But why tho?
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>>3308825
You know why we did>>3308816
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Rolled 3 + 4 (1d8 + 4)

>>3308822
Adversity builds character, anon.

>>3308820
Impressive.

> Rolling 1d8+4 for Willpower gain

You anons might as well

> Roll 1d3 for [Intimidation] gain
> Roll 1d20 to train Shadow Summoning
> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>3308832
we hide in the shadows.
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>3308832
Summoning
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>3308832
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Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>3308832
Intimedation
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>>3308835
>>3308837
>>3308839
fuck.
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>3308844
Hey, better than this.
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>>3308848
F
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>>3308835
>>3308837
>>3308839
Anons, pls.

>>3308840
Noice.

I've got to go run some errands in the city, so the update'll be in several hours if it comes tonight. Don't stay up waiting for it.
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>>3308848
...Hey neet what do we have to do to get best of four?
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>>3308848
AHAHAH YES! Another one wasted. Truly this is a joyous day.
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>>3308848
FFFFUCK FATE

>>3308855
REPENT, you know what you did.
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>>3308851
wait neet I double posted should it count?
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We get angry
We get angrier
We get angriest
We level up intimidation
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In all seriousness though, you know you can mix different exercises in the same week, right?
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>3308835
>>3308839
>>3308860
Wait a minute, you treacherous little shit.

>>3308848
I'm sorry to relieve you of your masochist kicks, but I'm going to need you faggots to

> Roll 1d3-1 to advance
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>>3308866
No breakthrough for you, being Mr. DIE is suffering.
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>>3308863
Hhhhhhmmmmm
Can we mix Shadow Summoning, Shadow Melding, Parkour, Survival, rifle and hunting together to kill animals for food?
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Rolled 2 - 1 (1d3 - 1)

>>3308866
Does this mean the crit counts?
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>>3308875
if we want we can replace rifle with knife throwing and blade summon we can also decide to use or not to use the other powers
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>>3308877
Yes. I have to go now, good night anons.
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>>3308866
>I'm sorry to relieve you of your masochist kicks, but I'm going to need you faggots to

Dick
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>>3308886
We did it boys

>>3308887
Eat mud
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>>3308890
>Eat mud

Joke's on you, I eat dirt cakes for breakfast.

Pls send supplies we're all starving.
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Good news, errands didn't take as long as I thought they would and I'll be able to churn out another update tonight.
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>>3308875
You wouldn't need to waste the bullets, but yes.

>>3308887
I'm glad to see I'm so appreciated.
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>>3309236
>I'm glad to see I'm so appreciated.

ily2bby<3
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>>3309236
We need to do SOMETHING with all these guns.
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>>3309305
We could just make weekly trips into town, and sell a few guns every time. Or we could go back to the rednecks who had their dog murdered, and see if they have calmed down and are willing to buy guns from us or find a buyer for our guns.
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>>3309382
Sell to who? Wouldn't selling guns be the opposite of what we want?
Didn't we also wound the rednecks?
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Rolled 1, 3, 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, 3, 1, 3, 2, 1, 2, 3, 2, 1, 3, 2, 1, 1, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2 = 48 (25d3)

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Rolled 3, 2, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 1, 3, 3, 1, 2, 1, 3, 2, 3, 2, 2, 3, 3, 2, 3, 3, 1, 2 = 53 (25d3)

>>3309389
So 25 is the max number of dice. Interesting.
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Rolled 3, 2, 3, 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 3, 1, 2, 1, 3, 1, 1, 1, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 1, 3, 2, 2 = 53 (25d3)

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Rolled 2, 2, 3, 1, 3, 3, 2, 3, 3, 2, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 2, 3, 1, 3, 2, 1, 2, 3, 2 = 57 (25d3)

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>>3309389
>>3309390
>>3309392
>>3309394
>1s
27
>2s
37
>3s
36
So, in this 100 dice sample size, 1s are actually underrepresented. Strange.
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>>3309404
Dice function on a time-based seed rather than an actual RNG. So trying to find a trend is kind of pointless. It literally differs second to second.
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>>3309411
Damn, so no way we could test the reliability of it?
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>>3309428
Unless you can figure out the seed not really. I'm not sure if anyone ever did on /tg/ either but that'd probably be the place to ask.

You could probably watch the time of posts to see if you can detect a trend but it can also be different even if it is on the same second since it seems to sometimes count it down to time even smaller than the second. Sometimes. Occasionally you'll get a neat same second same roll pair of posts.

Of course this is all allegorical evidence and hearsay on my part. I'm hardly a reliable source.
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>>3309385
Why are we looting guns from literally everyone we kill if we’re not going to sell them? We are carrying around an armory. And yes, we wounded them, but we let them live. That’s more than we do for most people. They should realize we can take them out at will, and we can use it as an opportunity to make another persuasion and intimidate check.
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>>3309385
Plus I didn’t say anything about the lazor rifles. Those are obviously for keeps.
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>>3309468
>Why are we looting guns from literally everyone we kill if we’re not going to sell them?


You mean you don't keep a fuckton of guns taken from your fallen foes just to have them?
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>>3309468
I figured we could fuck around with the guns so we become more proficient so we could snipe people on the go. Then once we expend all the ammo we could dump the excess guns at some police station. Or maybe sell it to the government on the chance we ever get on relatively acceptable terms with the gov. Selling guns to the government was a thing at the time or something?
Plus who the fuck doesn't like looting weapons? It's like the bread and butter of all games.
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so we spree killin next turn, right?

plz?
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>>3309468
To hang them on our wall and maybe one day equip our henchmen, I mean honorable followers of course.
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>>3309491
why?

>>3309494
No. Here. Why not forge all the guns into a mighty Throne like in Game of Thrones? Except we will continuously add to the throne of guns every time we loot more.
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>>3309490
Well, we are poor as fuck and need money too. Plus we don’t have to sell all the guns. Obviously keep 1 of each, plus the lazor rifles.
>>3309494
Isn’t that what lazor rifles are for?>>3309491
Nah we try and make peaceful contact with the indigenous rednecks. See if they know anyone who is good with tech (tinker) and try and work with them.
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>>3309490
Fuck no to selling it to the government. Gun buybacks are a ripoff if you sell back a decent gun. If you can make your own zip guns and slamfire pipeguns then sure it’s a money making opportunity. Otherwise it’s better just to sell it to a private buyer or gun shop or pawn shop.
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Pretty sure outside of going to a pawn shop or doing person-to-person sales you can't sell firearms without a license.

And a pawnshop will fucking fleece you and walking around shadily asking people if they want to buy a gun will probably get the cops called on you unless you run into some lowlifes first and they want a gat.

Or I'm full of shit and mistaking alcohol rules for gun rules again.
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>>3309513
No you’re right about that. But selling it back to the government is just a good way to sell $600 semi autos for $100 max. That’s why I want to make peaceful contact with the indigenous tribesmen (rednecks) and see if they are looking for any guns or know anyone looking. Maybe even the ones we beat up earlier.
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>>3309506
Selling guns to criminal pig gajins doesn't make much sense since we would ultimately have to either kill them or such later on. Or the fact selling guns to scum would then make us scum. I'm not seeing the logic to this plan of yours. Believe me I'm all for more money, but this doesn't seem to fit Derek "The Hakoge Warrior's" sort of criteria?

>>3309512
Beyond the obvious bad idea with our less than stellar relationship with the government of this continent I don't see why we shouldn't see to the government, on the theoretical chance that e can get money from doing this. Is selling gun to a pawn shop really that easy?
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Bah, forgot something of exceeding importance, had to run back and grab it. Back and ready to write.

>>3309519
Where I'm from it is, generally no questions asked, but I'm fully aware my patch of soil doesn't represent the rest of the country.
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Loving the discussion guys, keep it up.
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>>3309519
Who said we would sell them to scumbags? Indigenous rednecks is not the same as criminal shitbirds. Even the ones we disarmed earlier. This part of the country is exactly the part of the country where people like to buy guns, and despite the prevalence of guns, has a FAR lower gun crime rate than cities and states with strict gun control, like Chicago or LA.
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>>3309519
Agreed with that. No selling to people we can't trust. Should we get that desperate for money, we should just slay evildoers. Right now there is no downside to just having the guns lay around. Let's at least wait two more weeks, before risking the heat selling guns brings. The hillbillies might fuck us over or rat us out, if they don't just instantly turn hostile and with our int and cha we probably won't notice. I just don't see why we have to do it? Let's hunt some high ranking hillbilly gang members, maybe their capes, if we want money and excitement. That would be much more in line with our morals too.
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>>3309534
Fascinating. Maybe we should give this a try. After we get a nice suit. Nothing quite as professional as a man in a suit.
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>>3309543
Another fair point? How about we stick to just collecting all the guns, then consider selling them to the locals once we've dealt with a majority of the criminal activity in the region. We'll need a disguise though. What we need to do is hit up a gang safehouse. That might have a safe full of cash.
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>>3309519
>Is selling gun to a pawn shop really that easy?

As long as you don't seem shady or suspicious and the goods you're trying to sell haven't popped up in any way as stolen then they'd pretty much take anything they'd be willing to buy normally. Some shops don't take certain goods. Cheapo or surplus firearms in semi-bulk probably would raise some eyebrows and if you kept coming in every once in a while to the same shop with more guns to sell it would seem weird but you could probably offload several guns to a pawn shop on the grounds of "cleaning out my gun safe" and they'd likely buy it.

Guns with information on them filed off would probably be a hard sell if the shop owner had a moral compass though. But they're pawn shop owners. They don't have strong morals.

It may be hard to find a normie willing to buy some of these guns outside of the AKs. Because the other guns we have are even more ubiquitous and easier to come across. What kind of collector wants a common glock or basic bitch bolt action? It's not like it's a vintage or special run.
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>>3309543
We are getting like $20 per criminal we kill on average. Fuck that. Plus if we start dropping bodies on these hillbillies with the weed operation, there is a VERY high chance we will kill DEA and FBI undercover agents and informants. Redneck organized crime is almost non existent these days because the government has, for a long time, infiltrated these organizations and dismantled them. It’s easy for a bunch of FBI and DEA agents to infiltrate these organizations because they are overwhelmingly white, just like the majority of federal agents.
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>>3309534
Even if we could find nice enough country folk to sell too. Why in hell would they buy from a morbidly obese neckbeard, carrying a private military worth of unregistered firearms? This is just absurd, even compared to a super powered neckbeard.
>>3309545
Sure once we are done with local criminals we can figure out a way to safely sell
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>>3309553
Why the hell would they not? Just get some camp clothes to blend in with the fuckers. If some fatass dropped by my house with AKs or ARs for cheaper than what o could buy elsewhere, I wouldn’t turn my nose up.
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>>3309554
Camo not camp.
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Rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 + 8 = 15 (7d2 + 8)

> Rolling 7d2+8 for fractions of pounds lost
> 7d2 instead of 7d4 because you aren't actively exercising
> +8 for Starvation
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>>3309557
>whynotboth.jpg
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>>3309558
Why are we not eating junk food if we are starving? We have plenty of it. No reason to starve and stop our strength gains when we have calories available.
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>>3309558
Dude what the fuck.
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>>3309558
>seven tails in a row
Holy shit anons, I am indeed cursed.
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Rolled 2, 2, 1, 1, 1, 2, 1 + 8 = 18 (7d2 + 8)

>>3309552
a scary point

>>3309558
this is bullshit.
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>>3309558
no fucking way.
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>>3309560
Why not use Junk Food as bait? Wait we're starving? We could just make another run into the city.
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>>3309558
HAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK
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>>3309560
You told your gender neutral non binary trans African ancestors that you would stick to your diet, and by your honor as a Hakoge ninja warrior, you intend to, until death! You're +100 pounds overweight and not seriously starving, though I'd have you roll increasingly difficult Willpower checks if you went without food any longer than two days.
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>>3309563
Well, we ARE trying to go for the Kingpin beefy look, not the gulag survivor/heroin addicted model look.
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>>3309567
You feel like you're starving, but you're +100 pounds overweight and getting plenty of water. It would be hellish, but it would take an outright two months to near actual danger that doesn't result from a mineral deficiency.
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>>3309569
Just because we aren’t following our diet doesn’t mean we can’t lose weight. Building strength and even endurance is possible when you eat high calorie foods. Deprivation is NOT how you build muscle. As long as you maintain a consistent workout routine, eating junk food isn’t going to turn you back into a lard ass.
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What we need is a fight for our life. If Baki has taught me anything, we need to go find a dangerous animal to fight.
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>>3309569
junk food bait when. We'll eventually attract bears. we can kill and eat bears, possibly even make a bad ass pelt / rug / coat thing if we roll good enough.
I thought I mentioned getting vitamins at some point in the last thread. Oh well. Let's put vitamins on the list on the next trip into town.
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>>3309574
I'm well-aware anon, long-term starvation will negatively affect your stats, but settling for junk food would slow (not stop) your weight loss
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>>3309576
So we make contact with the rednecks we met earlier, and learn the ways of bear or deer hunting from them.
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so when we meet this hypothetical hillbilly tinker, will they be able to follow us around, or will we have to set our base of operations around here?
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>>3309576
Oh fuck yeah Grappler Baki. Let's beat a bear to death with our hands.
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>>3309582
>Baki.

>outraged soviet noises
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>>3309581
There's only one way to find out, anon.
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>>3309577
Eat some of the junk food, use some as bait. Eat it if the bait doesn’t work, eat animal if the bait does work. Either way, Derek continues to eat and work out.
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>>3309585
Sounds good, we can cloak ourselves in shadows and wait on a branch. At the very least we should be able to knife some crows.
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>>3309581
We help acquire materials for him to build a mobile ninja base. Then we travel the world killing gangsters
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>>3309590
Oh no don’t eat crow. Have you ever seen IASIP? That’s a good way to get works and parasites. And a crack addiction.
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>>3309580
We're supposed to keep a low profile, aren't we?Plus we got survival book don't we

>>3309583
Wrong Baki? Sorry there.

>>3309585
Well darn. So we are actually out of healthy food. I guess things could be worse. Eat some and use some as bait doesn't sound like a bad idea. We'll just need to figure out how to make jerky and preserve the meat.

>>3309584
Can we make a quick trip back into town to get the mask, the vitamins and a book on survival style cooking? Also salt?

>>3309596
Crow? You mean bear.
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>>3309596
Well even without eating them it's nice target practice
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>>3309593
would their specialty even work with that? what specialty are we even looking for in a tinker buddy? how many degrees of seperation is this line of inquiry from JUSTICE?
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If you used your powers to their full extent, hunting would be easier but it would not be as honorable.
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The cool thing about the [Trapping] skill is that once you've seeded an area, you have a decent chance to receive some meat income, even if you do nothing but maintain them.
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>>3309598
Rednecks generally try to avoid having anything at all to do with any kind of authority. Especially federal. Contacting them about selling some firearms, and hunting is still keeping a low profile. Plus we wandered through the woods, into a weed farm, and then drove hours away from them. They don’t know where we are holed up, but we know where they are. Us running low on money is exactly why we should get into contact with them to find buyers for our guns, and hunting for food. They have a bunch of ATVs and pickups, they are the kind of rednecks who can afford stupid expensive toys. Eventually we will get good enough where we can find and beat up bears barehanded on our own without them to help track or guide us.
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>>3309598
>Baki

>furious Cossack noises
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>>3308704
You’re tempted to continue studying the blade books you’ve purchased, but see you have a measly four days of health food remaining. This is unacceptable and as wise as convenient as it may be, you refuse to return to the city when you have all the supplies you need to acquire resources, deep within yourself. Hunting for prey and weaving rudimentary snares out of the rope you’ve taken from the criminals, you begin your search for provender in earnest.

Fashioning a handful of snares is easy enough, but finding animals when you’re actively searching for them proves far more difficult than you anticipated. After four days of sifting through thorny thickets and forested trees, you find nothing but cigarette butts and crumpled budweiser cans at a campsite almost twenty miles from your cave. Once the hunger begins to set in, the junk food crammed to bursting in the pickup truck seems increasingly tantalizing, but you rebuke these temptations in the name of the gender neutral non binary trans African ancestors who gave you your power.

Even so, the urge to forsake almost a month of healthy eating and feast persists, and if it weren’t for an unusually chubby squirrel that snapped its neck in one of your best laid snares, you don’t know if your iron will would’ve been enough. Staring at the first non-human corpse you’ve killed is unsettling, but beseeching the seishin of the slain beast you ask it to understand why you killed it in your hour of need, vow to leave none of its meat to waste, and wish it well on its journey into the umarekawari saikuru, then feel a strange sense of inner peace. Even if it’s only your own delusions telling you what you want to hear, gender neutral non binary trans African ancestors reassuring you that you did the right thing, it makes you feel better and that’s what matters.

> +2 Survival [2/10]
> +2 Trapping [2/5]
> +3 Intelligence [7/20]

> (1/3)
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>>3309672

When you’ve come to terms with the death, actually skinning the creature does nothing to affect your psyche in the slightest, and while you wish you had some actual cookware to fry it in, skewering it on an exceedingly well-carved pointy stick proves sufficient to suit your needs. The light, almost sweet meat isn’t much, but it is something, and scraping the viscera from the hide with a mostly unused shaving razor is quite simple. You don’t know how exactly leather-tanning works, but the fur seems a bit moist so you pin it under some rocks, and lay it out to dry in the sun.

> +3 Tannery [3/5]

For the next two days, your life is a valiant struggle against the relentless, yearning thirst to drink the dew of the mountains, but you remain strong and distract yourself by practicing your scary faces, knife wielding, and shadow summoning powers. A solid forty-eight hours of hunger does wonders for convincing growling noises and snarling teeth, and you’re convinced you’ve gotten much scarier. Besides that, your knife-work does improve, you’re a bit quicker on the backhand slash, but it’s barely noticeable and not yet enough to make a serious difference in a fight. Somewhat intriguingly, you manage to forge a deeper connection with the metaphysical darkness and can call on it to form solid shapes and strike your foes much easier, but you sense it has many more secrets to discover.

> +3 Intimidation [22/20], Level Up! Intimidation [2/40]
> +5 Knife [17/20]
> +7 Willpower [38/60]

After those two honestly not that bad agonizingly, gnawingly, excruciatingly hungry days go by, you decide to check on the squirrel hide, and are ecstatic to find that it’s finally fully dried, and even a little solid to the touch! There are so many things you can do with your first animal kill’s hide, you’re almost more excited than you are to advance your grasp of the shadows! But first, you need to decide what to do about the food issue, before it becomes too litte, too late to ignore.

> How do you want to handle it?

> Hold strong to the path of the Ronin, and make a brief detour into Memphis to pick up some much-needed supplies and possibly test your newly trained skills.
> Hold strong to the path of the Ronin, and attempt to subsist on the land, like your gender neutral non binary trans African ancestors did in the ancient past.
> Forsake the path of the Ronin, and feast on the oh-so succulent processed foods you’ve held at arm’s length for so, so long!

> Once that’s done, how do you want to handle the rest of the week?

> (2/3)
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>>3309672
>>3309674

>Date: 09/26/2010
>Age: 24
>Weight: 329.3 pounds or 149.36 kg
>Fitness:
- Two glancing pellet-scars in the stomach
>Skills:
- Persuasion: 1 [5/10]
- Intimidation: 3 [2/40]
- Driving: [3/5]
- Carpentry: 1 [9/10]
- Tannery: [3/5]
- Survival: 1 [2/10]
- Trapping: [2/5]
- First Aid: 2 [1/20]
- Dodging: 2 [2/20]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Parkour: 1 [2/10]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (16)
- Unarmed: 1 [0/10]
- Knife: 2 [17/20]
- All Melee Combat: [N/A]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Throwing: 2 [0/20]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Rifle: 1 [5/10]
>Attributes
- Strength: 4 [24/40]
>> Weight Reduction: (8)
- Endurance: 5 [17/60]
- Dexterity: 4 [26/40]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)
- Intelligence: 3 [7/20]
- Willpower: 5 [38/60]
- Charisma: 3 [4/20]
> Superpowers: 42 (PP)
> Mover 8/7: Superhuman Reflexes, Gravity Redirection
> Brute 4: On-Contact Weight Reduction
> Thinker 6: Superhuman Martial Arts
> Stranger 5: Shadow Melding
> Shaker 7: Shadow Summoning
> Striker 4/Blaster 3: Blade Generation

> Equipment:
> Cheap Gas Mask
> 2 Gas Mask Filters
> WWE Wrestler Mask(s)
> 1 Large First Aid kit [10/10]
> 8 Kitchen Knives
> 7 Hunting Knives
> 2 Switchblades
> 1 Uzi SMG [0/20]
> 3 SMG Magazines, [3 Empty]
> 2 [LAZ0R] Rifles, [20/20][20/20]
> 6 [LAZ0R] Rifle Discs
> 1 Assault Rifle, [30/30]
> 31 Assault Rifle Magazines, [1 Empty]
> 1 Sunday Specials, [11/13]
> 11 Pistol Magazines
> 1 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8]
> 36 Shotgun Shells

>Resources:
>> 2 Pickup Trucks [Fuel%] [23][81]
> 2 Gas Cans [Each is 60% of a full tank]
> 4 days of Health Food
> 8 days of Junk Food
> 3 Assault Rifles, [0/5][0/0][0/0]
> 5 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8][8/8][8/8][8/8]
> 2 Sunday Specials, [12/13][13/13]
> 1 Suit of Small Exoskeletal Power Armor
> Four Books, [Beginner’s Guide to Carpentry][Beginner’s Guide to First Aid][Beginner's Guide to Firearm Use (and abuse)][Beginner’s Guide to Camping]

>> Makeshift Cave Lair: [Backwoods, Tennessee]
> Tiny mirror, propped up on a rock
> 1 Squirrel Hide tanning [2/2][Tanned]

>Income per month: None
>Expenses: None
>Assets: $384 cash

> (3/3)
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I wonder how you anons feel when you check the catalog and see I've posted 1d4 update posts.
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>>3309674
> Hold strong to the path of the Ronin, and attempt to subsist on the land, like your gender neutral non binary trans African ancestors did in the ancient past.
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>>3309674
>Commune with our other ancestors, cisgender Caucasian Chads who assure us that junk food in moderation is ok, as long as we keep true to the path of GAINZ and Ronin. We are assured that the trans African non binary ancestors as well as the cis white chad ancestor blessings are not exclusive, and that we will need both.

>Avoid starvation, eat enough junk to survive, and use other junk as bait for traps. Also make contact with the previously encountered tribe of rednecks, and see if we can come to an accord. We sell them or their kinfolk some firearms, and learn the ways of the woods and hunter from them. In turn, we offer training in knives and Hakoge style martial arts that we learned from Glorious Nippon. If three refuse the offer, we can always intimidate them with our supreme intellect and knowledge of Naruto and Bleach
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>>3309674
> Hold strong to the path of the Ronin, and attempt to subsist on the land, like your gender neutral non binary trans African ancestors did in the ancient past.
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>>3309699
Supporting. Until we can hunt and forage effectively ourselves, we will need to utilize our Cheeto resources a bit.
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>>3309674
> Hold strong to the path of the Ronin, and attempt to subsist on the land, like your gender neutral non binary trans African ancestors did in the ancient past.
Junk food traps. Water is the only exception to make though. Fuck purifying our own water. We buying the store brands.
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>>3309699
>worried about the massively obese manchild starving

Hah. Good one. Long as he eats a squirrel every day or so he can avoid becoming malnourished. Actually he might already be malnourished despite being a gigantic fat fuck. Nutrient intake is FAR more important than caloric intake.
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>>3309676
> Hold strong to the path of the Ronin, and attempt to subsist on the land, like your gender neutral non binary trans African ancestors did in the ancient past
Spend the rest of the week hunting, using our powers to ambush prey, read in the books while we lay in wait. Once we have gotten carpentry to two, through reading, we'll attempt to make a door and some furniture for the dojo again. Maybe craft and maintain traps while hunting.
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>>3309709
>>3309711
Starvation has very real and very negative impacts on GAINZ, as well as mental alertness and clarity. Sure we are obese right now, but working out without eating is worse than starving without working out. And we CANNOT stop working out. A Ronin never stops training. That requires calories. Trying to train while starving is literally the stupidest thing we can possibly fucking do.
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>>3309674
> Hold strong to the path of the Ronin, and make a brief detour into Memphis to pick up some much-needed supplies and possibly test your newly trained skills.
Changing vote to this. Let's get a cooler mask, vitamins and a weeks worth of food and water. Also let's make use of our powers to hunt. Our African ancestors wouldn't have given them to us if they didn't wan Derek to use them. Multitasking for the win.
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>>3309699
>>3309706
Are you certain you wish to contact the same rednecks you scored two (1)'s in a row on Charisma checks with, and violently stabbed to an unconscious state?
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>>3309722
Yes. This will surely work out to our advantage.
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>>3309722
nah
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>>3309722
No, I have no idea why it is even discussed. Other rednecks, if we really want to hang out with inbreds (which I don't).
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>>3309717
>That requires calories.

What do you think those gigantic fatrolls on his body are?

Again. Nutrients beat calories. Calories are good for bulking and bulking doesn't work if you're too fat.

No one is saying "Don't eat" people are saying "don't eat shit that provides zero nutritional value". It would be better to focus on finding good shit to eat than to just eat shit and exercise.

It is very possible to eat a lot and actually suffer from being malnourished. It is actually very common in incredibly obese people because despite eating a lot they aren't eating right.

But what do I know. And why does it matter anyway. This is some fucking Slovenian Basket Crocheting Board and a quest about a superpowered fatass turboautist weeb. Shit doesn't work like it does in reality. Carry on.
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>>3309722
Yes. We need to work on our charisma some more and are at rock bottom with them. That means we can only improve.
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>>3309723
>>3309733
And travel back through the wilderness, attempting to find the specific trailer you stumbled upon, then fled without bothering to keep track of where you were in the dead of night, and not metagaming to execute them for the crude, arguably (un)justified vigilantism?
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>>3309731
Redneck does not equal inbred. If you want to talk about inbred you’d have to go to Dearborn, Michigan. Or Brooklyn, New York. Very insular religious communities where marriage with first cousins is very common.
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>>3309737
Still a nope from me.
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>>3309737
Fair point. We should find other redneck tribals to preach the gospel of Naruto and hentai.
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>>3309737
Ok this does make sense. We avoid these rednecks, and find others. We still need to offload some of these guns for cash and they could help fast track us on hunting. To the point where we won’t have to starve and stop our GAINZ due to lack of healthy food.
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>>3309674
> Hold strong to the path of the Ronin, and make a brief detour into Memphis to pick up some much-needed supplies
This we need a new mask some books and food

> Once that’s done, how do you want to handle the rest of the week?
Exercise,try to make some furniture, train shadow summoning and try to camouflage the Cave entreance so people Wont find it by accident
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>>3309750
>>3309758
Ok, so we'll eventually try to find good upstanding rednecks to hang out with. Observe them from the shadows before making contact, to make sure they aren't part of the gang or some shit. We can do it right after this current week.
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>>3309761
They would find the 2 pickup trucks by accident though
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Also qm do we know the location of the Cave Well enough so If we do a vigilanty crusade across the country we Can find it again?
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>>3309767
Well have to camouflage Them next week then
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>>3309780
You have a rough idea of where it is in the state, so if you leave and return, you should be able to relocate it within 2-3 weeks of searching.
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>>3309782
I'd rather not spend 2-3 weeks just to find our home again. We have the money. Why can't we just get a weeks worth of healthy food, return and keep training / studying?
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>>3309799
We aren’t that far off from being done with our current reading material.
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>>3309799
Also nobody voted for this but I guess we should explore the area surrounding our NEET cave. See how far we are from the nearest train tracks, river, etc.
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>>3309808
The books can bring you to a skill level of 3, but past 2 studying them becomes more difficult.
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>>3309819
Studying and applying what we learn will surely increase our skill ranks
>Shadow Melding + Survival Book + Survival + Knife + Throw + Parkour
Still want to go buy/steal food
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>>3309694
>>3309703
>>3309707
>>3309711
It seems you wish to prove your worth in the hellish crucible of Tennessee.

> Roll 1d20+7 to hunt enough food to survive
> -2 for Intelligence, +8 for Superpower Use, +1 for Survival
> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] task

Should you fail, you will take a Willpower check to avoid relapsing into junk food.
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Rolled 20 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>3309832
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>>3309832
Or, simply travel into Memphis, Tennessee to purchase supplies.
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Rolled 19 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>3309832
Dicegods I besiege thy, bless my roll
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Rolled 16 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>3309832
I got this
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>>3309833
>>3309835
We have been bless'sed!!! Rejoice my brothers
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>>3309833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM
Get the rifle Curtis. We're going hunting.
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>>3309833
Nice
>>3309835
>>3309836
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Rolled 1, 3, 2 + 4 = 10 (3d6 + 4)

>>3309833
All hail the Ubermensch.

> Rolling 3d6+4 for Various Meats acquired
> Roll 1d6+2 for [Survival] gains
> Roll 1d4+2 for [Trapping] gains
> Roll 1d4+2 for [Tannery] gains
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>>3309835
>>3309836
Kind of a waste of these rolls though.
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Rolled 2 + 2 (1d6 + 2)

>>3309844
MEAT
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Rolled 4 + 2 (1d4 + 2)

>>3309844
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Rolled 4 + 2 (1d4 + 2)

>>3309844
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Rolled 5 + 2 (1d6 + 2)

>>3309844
Wow, that's a shitty roll. However, since I am a merciful QM and you rolled >>3309835
>>3309836 exceedingly well, I'll give you anons a chance to

> Roll 3d6+4 for Various Meat gains
While I'm
> Rolling 1d6+2 for Intelligence gains

Of course, you'll have to take the result if you do.
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Rolled 6 + 2 (1d6 + 2)

what was this >>3308877 roll for?

>survival
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>>3309850
>>3309851
Oh shit are we obese ninja Davy Crockett now?
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>>3309848
>>3309850
>>3309851
Hahaha, what the fuck. Derek is a leather-working savant.
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Rolled 1, 1, 3 + 4 = 9 (3d6 + 4)

>>3309852
>>3309855
That’s advanced autism bro
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Rolled 1, 5, 3 + 4 = 13 (3d6 + 4)

>>3309852
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>>3309855
I'm voting Int. We need to go into town anyways to pick up a few things.
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>>3309853
I honestly can't recall. Normally I'd discount this, but since >>3309833 already rolled, I figure it's only fair to let you keep this result.
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>>3309857
I said you'd keep the results, and I meant it. You now have 2 days of extra surplus meats, but should have a much easier time acquiring more next week.
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>>3309857
Autism is as much of a curse as it is a blessing, anon, and I would know.
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>>3309860
I think QM rolled for int himself. And anyway, let’s avoid town and make contact with the indigenous redneck tribes in an attempt to sell firearms and maybe even animal hides.
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>>3309869
Dammit. I was hoping for that Int boost. come on guys...
So was the roll in >>3309833 (You) to one of Derek's abilities? You know because how often do you make us roll 1d3+-1?
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>>3309833
>>3309853
>>3309850
>>3309851
>>3309852
>almost maximum gains on every roll
Phenomenal. Let it never be said that Mr. DIE tolerates his own incompetence.

> Because you were so quick to bag a sufficient quantity of meat, an entire five days are yours to spend as you please.
> What do you want to do?

> Keep Hunting to gather Meat
> Lay Traps to idly gather Meat
> Run down to Memphis to [Write-In]
> Improve your Cave by [Write-In]
> Train your [Write-In] Skills
> Train your [Write-In] Superpower
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>>3309872
What? Read QM post
>>3309832
And your own reply to that post >>3309833
Your roll was for hunting food.
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>>3309872
Anon, I rolled for your >>3309852 Intelligence gain here. You rolled for the Meat gains. No, that roll was to hunt and gather sufficient quantities of Meat.
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>>3309876

> Lay Traps to idly gather Meat
>Explore the area around our cave. We want to find our way back to our hideout faster and easier if we later on decide to make a long trip. Find the nearest creeks and rivers, train tracks and roads.
>Make friendly contact with nearby indigenous redneck tribals. Wear Fedora and Kane mask so that they know we are a gentleman, scholar, and fellow WWE aficionado.
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>>3309876
Forgot to mention, you can

> Read [Write-In]

As well.
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>>3309885
support
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>>3309877
>>3309879
Sorry. didn't refresh.

>>3309876
> Run down to Memphis to [Write-In]
>Survival cook book unless that's already inclued in our survival book, vitamins, more water, a Japanese demon mask.
> Read [Write-In]
>[Beginner’s Guide to Camping]
>[Beginner’s Guide to Carpentry]
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>>3309885
Supporting. But add on reading and working out in spare time. 5 days is enough time to do all that.
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>>3309885
We would probably have an easier time if we had a map and a compass. Actually why haven't we bothered getting those two? That would make navigating through these back woods a cake walk.
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>>3309890
You do not currently have a [Survival] [Cooking] book anon or any post stone-age cooking utensils.
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>>3309895
More things we need to get then.....maybe we need to pay some gang members a visit so we can brutally beat them to death and take all their shit.
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>>3309893
We have no need of such gaijin foolishness and degeneracy like maps and compasses. Maybe we can revisit the subject once we have made peaceful contact with the local redneck tribesmen.
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>>3309902
Not sure about compasses but them Japanese peeps certainly had maps for sure. To dis on them would be to piss on the hakoge ninja putin way. Also it would overall save us a lot of time.
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>>3309901
Always an option.

>>3309885
>>3309889
>>3309892
We're going with this, reading the [Beginner's Guide to Camping], the [Beginner's Guide to Carpentry], and exercising Strength and Endurance, with the plan to pickup some useful supplies in Memphis, first thing next week.

> Roll 1d20-1 for [Trapping]
> -2 for Intelligence, +1 for [Trapping] skill
> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task

> Roll 1d20+2 to study [Carpentry] and [Survival]
> -2 for Intelligence, +4 for TRUE RONIN
> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task

> Roll 1d20+8 to force yourself to exercise
> +4 for TRUE RONIN, +2 for Shame, +2 for Force of Habit
> Best of three, ignoring one (1) because this is a [Trivial] task

Lastly,

> Roll 1d20-4 to meet friendly locals
> -2 for Charisma, -4 for Outsider, +2 for Cheap Firearms
> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task
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I'd give you a bonus for the Kane mask, but he's a controversial figure.
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Rolled 3 - 1 (1d20 - 1)

>>3309906
Traps are gay
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Rolled 15 - 1 (1d20 - 1)

>>3309906
Lewd traps
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>>3309910
> +1 Intelligence [15/20]
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Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>3309906
[Carpentry] and [Survival]
Just so we're clear, our base sell price of each pistol should be $100, the sawed offs should be $200, and the assault rifles $300. The "Base sell" offer we'll make.

>>3309910
Shit.
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Rolled 5 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>3309906
Greetings, fellow country folks! Do you like guns? Because I do, and I have some for sale!
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>>3309911
> -1 Intelligence [14/20]
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Rolled 4 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>3309906
/fit/
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Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>3309906
Derek am smart read book good
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>3309913
Damn.

> Rolling 1d20 to determine if you accidentally destroyed the books with your negligence
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Rolled 3 - 4 (1d20 - 4)

>>3309906
If we roll decently I hope they'll like us enough to take us out hunting.

>>3309913
Jesus fuck
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Rolled 18 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>3309906
GAINZ BRAH
>>3309920
PLEASE STOP GAH DID WE EAT THE GODDAMN BOOKS?
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>3309919
Hang on, I forgot, this shit's [Trivial]

>>3309914
>>3309920
Apparently an obese complete stranger in a Kane mask, trilby, and trench-coat is unsettling.

> Rolling 1d20 for severity of spilled spaghetti
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>>3309920
fucking dammit I hate these dice. It's all sort of chance but bloody hell. This is getting ridiculous.

>>3309923
I wish I fucking could but RNG or whatever 4chan uses is being a cheeky bastard.
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Rolled 10 - 4 (1d20 - 4)

>>3309906
Howdy pardner I used the wrong dice modifier earlier
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>>3309925
thank god we get to ignore that crit fail then. We can ignore crit fails on [Trivial] tasks.....right?
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Rolled 3, 3, 1, 2, 1, 4, 3 + 4 = 21 (7d4 + 4)

>>3309913
>>3309918
You have learned NOTHING because you were too busy pursuing

>>3309923
MAD GAINZ

> Rolling 7d4+4 for Strength gains
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>>3309926
Well at least Derek didn’t accidentally eat the books we spent so much money on
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>>3309925
You embarrassed yourself in-front of someone's daughter, and it was awkward and cringy as all hell, but you walked away convinced that you'd made some serious headway.

>>3309927
It's fine brah, nothing to worry about.
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>>3309928
Well, the book thing was medium because if it’s not manga or WoW chat Derek isn’t used to the reading material.
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>>3309929
holy shit
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>>3309928
Yes, that's why they're [Trivial]. You can ignore crit-FAIL, you cannot ignore crit-FAILS
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Rolled 2, 2, 4, 4, 2, 4, 3 + 4 = 25 (7d4 + 4)

>>3309936
GAINZ BRAH

> Rolling 7d4+4 for Endurance gains
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>>3309936
>>3309940
>>3309929
This is why I vote against starvation.
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>>3309940
Not bad at all
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Rolled 1, 4, 3, 4, 2, 4, 1 + 4 = 23 (7d4 + 4)

>>3309929
>>3309940
> BRUH
Seriously, you guys have made some significant progress after one month of roughing it, and the Feds have lost every major lead to your whereabouts. You are a changed man(child), be proud.

> Rolling 7d4+4 for fractions of pounds lost
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That *should* be everything I need for the update.

>>3309933
Do you have any dialogue or autism you'd like me to include in this scene? The more in-character it is, the more likely you are to have someone want to meet you with all of the good and bad that implies.
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Rolled 1 + 1 (1d2 + 1)

Hang on, I forgot.

> Rolling 1d2+1 to see how many days of Various Meats the Traps acquired
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>>3309951
Much better than nothing.
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>>3309949
>bits of cured bear jerky spilling from our pockets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xHrTbRA0XQ
>making little girl whining as we try to pick it up
>they can see the Puella Magi Madoka Magica shirt
>"B-be peeing you later M'lady"
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>>3309955
Peeing or seeing?
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>>3309957
Yes, anon, yes.
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>>3309949
Greetings fellow rednecks. I am but a simple redneck as well, although enlightened by the teachings of Naruto and Greater Nippon. Might thou be interested’ve into some fine firearms?
Then Derek gets distracted by daughter

Oh hello young Oppai, I mean senpai. Do you enjoy ero doujins? I happen to be the author of many MLP ero doujins, I’m sure you and I could re enact them.

O-oh hello young shounen. You too are a fan of anime and hentai? This is wonderful, although you are too young to read my collection of ero doujins.
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>>3309961
Good God, you're lucky these hillbillies don't bother with the Internet. Are you going to try the stereotypical trench-coat arms dealer reveal? Ah, of course you are.
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Mr. D.I.E: (sees a farmer with a shotgun) Hello fellow gun-lover I'm...
Farmer: GUN LOVER, ARE YOU SUGGESTING I FUCK MY SHOTGUN
Mr. D.I.E: N-no, I'm just,eh, I mean...
Farmer's daughter: pfffhahahahaha...
Mr. D.I.E: I-I mean if you are interested in purchasing your own personal low cost arsenal.
Farmer: Eh, sure, where's your license.
Mr. D.I.E: Emmmm (runs into the woods)
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>>3309961
AHHH, and he's wearing the Kane mask the entire time, and hasn't showered or shaved in a solid month.
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>>3309969
wait, we havent, shit,
Is the neckbeard back?
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>>3309963
What're ya buying?
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>>3309971
The testosterone gains from lifting have caused it to grow in a little faster and if left alone, it will eventually morph into a proper beard, but yes, the neckbeard is back.
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>>3309964
>Naruto runs into the woods

>>3309969
I kind assumed he would just keep shaving using him mother's razor, and I commented on getting some water for both drinking and washing I think. Darn smelly Derek.
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>>3309972
>*flashes [LAZ0R] Rifle*
>"U-uh n-not that one..."
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>>3309974
It’s all good let’s just hope this local redneck family we did this to was FAR away from our hideout.
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We should probably find a creak or river to bath in. We also need to hit up a clothing store.
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This quest has gone from murderous street samurai vigilante simulator to neo-caveman neckbeard simulator, Tennessee Edition in the span of two threads, and I am completely fine with that.
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>>3309979
I cannot fathom the crazinest of what might happen in thread #3
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>>3309978
That's right, you haven't been doing laundry, or regularly changing anything but your underwear either. You really took to being an insane hermit like a fish to water, what's next, you're going to find out how to whittle one of those antique primitive washing machines?
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>>3309985
So, all for cleaning ourselves up, getting some new duds and hitching a train to somewhere new?
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>>3309984
> inb4 Mr. DIE decides to take the fight to the Fed, original NEET quest style, except he is an actual threat

>>3309987
If you can get the votes for it, certainly, but the cave will always remain. Assuming the Feds keep their hands off of it.
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Assuming you do hitch a train, what do you plan to do with the double-trucks, gas cans, and obscene quantity of UNTOUCHED junk food?
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>>3309987
Nah let’s stay innawoods. Just gotta make sure to bathe and wash clothes.
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If you actually manage to grow out a full beard and shift from fat to muscle, it will be difficult for the average normie to recognize you on sight.
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>>3309993
We aren’t leaving until we have used all the junk food as either a food source or bait to attract bears and other animals to hunt.
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Not to mention, your [Driving], [Firearms], and [Speaking] skills are still rock-bottom.
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Imagine you are a villan, you just avoided the police and the capes chasing you by running into the forest.
Suddenly pic related but with kingpin's swoleness emerges from the shadows.
FUCK
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>>3310024
>Too SWOLE to control
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>>3309979
dont worry, onces we become SWOLE and get a better grip on our powers we continue delivering justice
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>>3309833
>>3309853
>>3309850
>>3309851
>>3309852
The hunger gnaws at you, it tells you to give in, and forsake how far you’ve come, to give up and gorge yourself to vomiting with processed trash like the filthy hog you used to be. Imagining how you used to be, how much valuable jutsu-training time you wasted, and how little you appreciated your mommy for everything she did for you… It fills you with disgust and righteous rage, so much more powerful than any physical hunger. You will take on your namesake and DIE before you let another sleeve of oreos cross your lips in a single sitting! Those days are done, and you done with them!

Damn this hunger for daring to remind you of who you were… You will vanquish it, like every other foe you have faced, and feast on the essence of its soul until it is no more than a forgotten memory! By your gender neutral non binary trans African ancestors and the blood of your belly which you have shed in pursuit of the honorary Hakoge ninja warrior way, this you swear! Twenty minutes of entering a furious, berserk trance later, you explode into the woods, flinging dozens upon dozens of kunai at everything with a pulse while you shout broken Japanese, anime references, and sporadic “REEEEEEE”’s.

Almost two days later, you snap out of it with several new bruises, twelve squirrel hides tanning, the leftovers of a spitroasted hawk carcass which was clearly killed by strangulation, and the hide of a single, one-hundred-fifty pound juvenile boar most of whose meat was ruined by blunt trauma, and whose whose jugular has been torn out by someone’s teeth. Yours, come to think of it. There’s lots of burnt meat in your pockets, and some choice cuts that have been let out to sun dry but you’ll almost certainly end up eating those before the end of the week. You can’t remember anything that went on while you were under, which is simultaneously awesome and terrifying. Kuso, you are such a warumono.

> +9 days of Various Meats
> +6 [Tannery] [9/5], Level Up! [Tannery]: 1 [4/10]!
> +6 [Survival] [8/10]
> +7 Intelligence [14/20]

Once you’ve satisfied your hunger, you begin taking steps to ensure your belly won’t suffer its all-too warm embrace ever again, mostly by setting a dozen or so snares in the woods surrounding your cave. You would’ve set more but you don’t have enough rope and surely, on-top of your elite hunting skills, the twenty or so snares scattered around can sustain you, right? Mostly wrong, because they only manage to bring in two more days of squirrel meat over the remainder of the week.

> +2 days of Various Meats
> +6 [Trapping] [8/5], Level Up! [Trapping] [3/10]!

> (1/3)
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>>3310089

When that’s all taken care of you attempt to undergo the in-depth study of carpentry and survival, but the urge to purge the fat from your body is far too powerful to contain. Despite your newfound strength of will, you cast the books to the side and begin performing push-ups, pull-ups, squats, and *several* sit-ups until it’s long after when you should’ve gone to sleep, your face is beet-red, and you can barely breathe, every single night. If you continue the pace, soon enough your dedication to gains is going to make /fit/ proud.

> +21 Strength [45/40], Level Up! Strength: 5 [5/60]!
> +25 Endurance [42/60]
> +14 Willpower [52/60]

>>3309955
>>3309961
>>3309964
>>3309972

In your spare time, when you aren’t exercising or checking traps for meat, you attempt to contact the local hillfolk to see if you can’t persuade them to cheaply part you of your firearms. You visit no less than four rundown trailers and much less illegal family farms within thirty minutes’ travel of your cave and fail to make any serious headway one way or another, but it’s unlikely that news of your presence will reach any actual officials, and you’re almost certain those comely maidens will be having nightmares swooning over your memory for years to come.

> +3 Intimidation [5/40]
> +1 Persuasion [6/10]
> +1 Charisma [5/20]
> +Possible Minor Reputation?

After you’ve managed to fail to ingratiate yourself with the locals, you consider how you’re going to handle next week. Supposedly, it’s the beginning of October, which means Halloween is right around the corner, and you’d never miss an opportunity to eviscerate evildoers on the one day everyone wears a mask. That’s almost an anime cliche, but then again, what isn’t? isn’t life just a shittier version of anime?

> What’s the plan, man(s)?

> (2/3)
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>>3310089
>>3310091
>Date: 10/03/2010
>Age: 24
>Weight: 326.8 pounds or 148.23 kg
>Fitness:
- Two glancing pellet-scars in the stomach
>Skills:
- Persuasion: 1 [6/10]
- Intimidation: 3 [5/40]
- Driving: [3/5]
- Carpentry: 1 [9/10]
- Tannery: 1 [4/10]
- Survival: 1 [8/10]
- Trapping: 1 [3/10]
- First Aid: 2 [1/20]
- Dodging: 2 [2/20]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Parkour: 1 [2/10]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (16)
- Unarmed: 1 [0/10]
- Knife: 2 [17/20]
- All Melee Combat: [N/A]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Throwing: 2 [0/20]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Rifle: 1 [5/10]
>Attributes
- Strength: 5 [5/60]
>> Weight Reduction: (8)
- Endurance: 5 [42/60]
- Dexterity: 4 [26/40]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)
- Intelligence: 3 [14/20]
- Willpower: 5 [52/60]
- Charisma: 3 [5/20]
> Superpowers: 42 (PP)
> Mover 8/7: Superhuman Reflexes, Gravity Redirection
> Brute 4: On-Contact Weight Reduction
> Thinker 6: Superhuman Martial Arts
> Stranger 5: Shadow Melding
> Shaker 7: Shadow Summoning
> Striker 4/Blaster 3: Blade Generation

> Equipment:
> Cheap Gas Mask
> 2 Gas Mask Filters
> WWE Wrestler Mask(s)
> 1 Large First Aid kit [10/10]
> 8 Kitchen Knives
> 7 Hunting Knives
> 2 Switchblades
> 1 Uzi SMG [0/20]
> 3 SMG Magazines, [3 Empty]
> 2 [LAZ0R] Rifles, [20/20][20/20]
> 6 [LAZ0R] Rifle Discs
> 1 Assault Rifle, [30/30]
> 31 Assault Rifle Magazines, [1 Empty]
> 1 Sunday Specials, [11/13]
> 11 Pistol Magazines
> 1 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8]
> 36 Shotgun Shells

>Resources:
>> 2 Pickup Trucks [Fuel%] [23][81]
> 2 Gas Cans [Each is 60% of a full tank]
> 4 days of Health Food
> 8 days of Junk Food
> 3 Assault Rifles, [0/5][0/0][0/0]
> 5 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8][8/8][8/8][8/8]
> 2 Sunday Specials, [12/13][13/13]
> 1 Suit of Small Exoskeletal Power Armor
> 15 Tanned Squirrel Hides
> 1 Tanned Young Hog Hide
> Four Books, [Beginner’s Guide to Carpentry][Beginner’s Guide to First Aid][Beginner's Guide to Firearm Use (and abuse)][Beginner’s Guide to Camping]

>> Makeshift Cave Lair: [Backwoods, Tennessee]
> Tiny mirror, propped up on a rock

>Income per month: None
>Expenses: None
>Assets: $384 cash

> (3/3)
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My apologies for the lack of redneck conversation cringe, but I was on the verge of falling unconscious writing this and didn't feel like I could do the concept the justice it deserved..
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>>3310095
It’s cool. We know that the nearby indigenous rednecks are now wary of any contact with DIE. And especially of letting any females or children in his sight.
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>>3310091
>Go into town, buy some camo, whatever basic toiletries and hygiene items we lack, and some cookware. Also find a laundromat and wash our disgusting clothes and tobacco soaked stolen bedding we stole from the weed farmers. Also buy a Macho Man Randy Savage hat and sunglasses
>Continue hunting and setting traps
>After cleaning up, and changing into some camo and the Macho Man disguise, attempt to make peaceful contact with the indigenous hill tribes in the area.
>Read books and explore the local area, look for roads, rivers, and nearest train tracks
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>>3310121
This
Book wise read the carpentry one so that we get to lvl two and can start furnishing the cave.
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>>3310121
This, but add exercising and bying the demon mask. Also train shadow summoning
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>>3310121
Supporting. But I still think we need to find a bear to spar with. We just need to avoid killing it. As a plus, it will help level up our dodging ability, and first aid ability whether we get hurt or the bear does.
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>>3310135
If we train any of our powers it should be shadow melding. The higher the power is the harder it is to train and the longer it takes, even with good dice rolls. Best to level up the ones we can do easier first.
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>>3310152
well lets buy mask, train shadow melding and exercise >>3310121 and this

also cant remember but didnt we do so we didnt need to vote for exercisen all the time?
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>>3310156
Let’s not buy the demon mask. Let’s try to carve one for ourselves out of wood.
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>>3310181
nah it wont be as cool or intimidating if we carve it
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>>3310182
Maybe more so, it will certainly be unique and carry great personal meaning if we do.
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>>3310182
It would be extra carpentry experience since carpentry is apparently a thing DIE does now.
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>>3310188
The wood fears the samurai.

We need some endearing hobbies to humanize us to potential mates and allies. We should start to collect herbs for tea in the forest, so that we can force people to suffer through a 40min tea ceremony with us in total silence. Would make us think we are badass, scary and Sensei mysterious(look like a total nut, capable of anything).
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>>3310290
>DIE's tea ceremony is actually all wrong but since the only people around are hillbillies and filthy gaijin no one knows
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I wonder if people think we're dead? Neet said the trail went cold and our killing spree has come to a halt for now.
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>>3310784
i think they are clenching there butt cheeks as one would say to prepare for the possible shit storm
us going silent can mean two things for us we are preparing for something bigger or we are gone in there brains
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>>3310814
"things for them we are preparing"
is what i meant a them not a us
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>>3310814
"we are gone in there brains"
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>>3310841
Someone set us up the bomb, Anon.
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>>3310841
>>3310847
Wait what
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>>3310841
like "gone in there minds" why did i use brain?
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I for one can't wait for us to meet a waifu who is a supervillain and manipulates us without using any special powers it's just that DIE is an autistic spaghetti monster and she's hot.

3d or no, autists are notoriously vulnerable to seduction from forward, real women.
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>>3311115
Is this your kind of fetish or something?
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>>3311136
My fetish is rolling 1s and cucking people out of good rolls. I don't have time for waifus.
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>>3311115
Our 3D waifu's probably gonna resemble our 2D one except the 3D one won't be shit
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>>3311203
I find this unlikely.
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>>3311253
Best case senario? We meet a fellow shadowmelder who's alt form looks like inner sakura(the best sakura, foite mee)
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>>3311343
Good shit is still shit my man. I'm sorry. But our waifu will always be a shit. The pain is great but the truth will set us free.
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I won't put it past the qm to give us an extraordinary power boost for staying a virgin for longer.
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>>3310121
>>3310126
>>3310135
>>3310142
> Roll 1d20+20 to travel to the nearest city
> +8 for Superhuman Reflexes, +7 for Gravity Redirection, +4 for On-Contact Weight Reduction, +1 for [Parkour] skill
> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task
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>>3311504
Shh...
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Rolled 19 + 20 (1d20 + 20)

>>3311660
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Rolled 19 + 20 (1d20 + 20)

>>3311660
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Rolled 2 + 20 (1d20 + 20)

>>3311660
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>>3311682
>>3311684
>19 DUBS
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>>3311660
Is "Running long distances really fast" a skill?
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>>3311774
>331177
Trip dubs witnessed
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Rolled 38 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>3311682
>>3311684
> Roll 1d20+25 to permanently borrow supplies
> +8 for Superhuman Reflexes, +6 for Superhuman Martial Arts, +6 for Shadow Summoning, +5 for Shadow Melding
> Best of three, ignoring one (1) because this is a [Trivial] task

> Rolling 1d100 to see if fate conspires to actually benefit you for once
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Rolled 14 + 25 (1d20 + 25)

>>3311802
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>>3311660
camo suit, more basic toiletries, hygiene items, cook wares, wash our clothes and bed sheets, Macho Man Disguise (Hat and sunglasses), Japanese Demon Mask, get books of [Survival] [Cooking], Multi Vitamins, drinking water.

Can we sneak into someone's home to refill all our empty gallon bottles for drinking and bathing purposes? Also could we take a bath while we're at it?
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Rolled 2 + 1 (1d3 + 1)

>>3311783
It falls under [Athletics] which is related to but distinct from [Parkour]

>>3311802
You find 1d3+1 $20 bills on the sidewalk.
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Rolled 3 + 25 (1d20 + 25)

>>3311802
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>>3311806
> Can we sneak into someone's home to refill all our empty gallon bottles for drinking and bathing purposes? Also could we take a bath while we're at it?
You certainly can, but you'd have to roll to avoid being seen. You could also sneak into a local gym to do the same, without risking multiple felony convictions.
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>>3311807
That's an extra $60 USD, free of charge. Good for you!
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Rolled 8 + 25 (1d20 + 25)

>>3311802
re
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>>3311822
Really? Hot damn I hadn't considered that. To the GYM!
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>>3311822
holy shit. We could use the gym at night in order to avoid detection.

SWOLE
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Heh, you have exactly $444 dollars.

>>3311806
>>3311805
Had, exactly $444 dollars. Now you have $262, because cookware isn't cheap, and you had a lot of laundry to wash. Did you want to purchase any Health Food to serve as a buffer against starvation, or do you plan to live off the land?
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>>3311928
You certainly can. Proper equipment provides a bonus to physical fitness attempts.
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>>3311930
>because cookware isn't cheap

>not just buying a basic bitch cast iron skillet to do all of your cooking for 20 bucks

Damn DIE, don't you know anything?
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>>3311930
>camo suit, more basic toiletries, hygiene items, cook wares, wash our clothes and bed sheets, Macho Man Disguise (Hat and sunglasses), Japanese Demon Mask, get books of [Survival] [Cooking], Multi Vitamins, drinking water.
A week's worth of healthy food as a buffer, just in case something unforeseen happens. How many water containers did we have anyways? 3 weeks worth?

>>3311933
Can we steal some proper work out equipment?
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>>3311939
He bought a dutch oven, crock-pot, and pasta strainer because that's what the cookbook says he needed. On the upside, your cookery needs are met for the forseeable future.

>>3311957
>A week's worth of healthy food as a buffer, just in case something unforeseen happens. How many water containers did we have anyways? 3 weeks worth?
Roughly.

>Can we steal some proper work out equipment?
You can, but unless you pay them for the loss, this is dishonorabu.
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>>3311978
What about finding equipment in a junkyard?
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>>3311978
Dammit, DIE. A cast iron skillet the be all end all of simple, easy, portable cookware. And if it has sufficiently raised edges you can use it like a stubby ass pot even.

Pasta strainer is solid though. DIE basket weaving skills are too low to make a primitive straw/grass strainer.

What a rip off this cookbook. Just trying to sell needless things. I'm onto you, you damn paperback menace. Books. Pah.
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>>3311982
You can attempt to find equipment in the junkyard, but there's a decent chance most of anything useful has already been scavenged, and there's a high likelihood of running into someone else trying to do the same.

>>3311994
>I'm onto you, you damn paperback menace.
He purchased the waterproof hardback, because that's what the book said is necessary for "long-term camping." It has plenty of recipes though, and should be a firm foundation for future understanding. You can advance to level 4 in the [Cooking] with this, but it requires an equal amount of [Survival] to make use of the knowledge.
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>>3312044
I don't know about other anon but I think this is fine. We still have enough cash for a month or two's worth of healthy food if we need to get any. But seeing as Halloween is upon us soon, this would be a good opportunity to prowl the streets during the night. Who knows what kind of crime might occur during this most candied and festive holiday. Kidnappings? Murder victims disguised as authentic props? Lame candy? Villains?
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>>3312072
>Lame candy?

The epitome of villainy.
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Rolled 3, 3, 2, 3, 3, 2, 2 + 4 = 22 (7d4 + 4)

>>3310121
>>3310126
>>3310135
> Roll 1d20+2 to study [Carpentry]
> -2 for Intelligence, +4 for TRUE RONIN
> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task

> Roll 1d20-2 to make contact with the local hillbillies
> -2 for Charisma, -4 for Outsider, +2 for Cheap Guns, +2 for Randy Savage Apparel
> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] task

> Roll 1d20 to train Shadow Summoning
> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task

> Rolling 7d4+4 for Strength gains
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Rolled 3, 4, 3, 3, 1, 2, 1 + 4 = 21 (7d4 + 4)

> Rolling 7d4+4 for Endurance gains
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Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>3312123
Greetings fellow rednecks
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Rolled 2, 3, 2, 1, 1, 2, 3 + 4 = 18 (7d4 + 4)

> Rolling 7d4+4 for fractions of pounds lost
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Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>3312123
Carpentry

>>3312134
it's 1d20+-2
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Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>3312123

>>3312134
Looks like we forgot to shower and change before attempting contact
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>3312123
shadow summoning training
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3312123
shadow summoning
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[Carpentry] 18
local hillbillies 1 (un nat 1)
Shadow Summoning 11 (need 1 more)
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>>3312180
we are going to be a local legend
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>3312134
> 3-2
Ouch.

> Rolling for hostility
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>>3312199
Clearly we need to get that nice suit from a Men's Warehouse. For now we should hold onto the guns. We're only making things worse at this rate.
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Rolled 3 + 1 (1d3 + 1)

>>3312199
Yep, that's active gunfire.
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>>3312196
like us being some kind of goblin trying to lure you in by pretending to be a human
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Rolled 53, 8, 75, 70 = 206 (4d100)

>>3312210
You stumbled upon four rednecks trying to skin a buck, sperg'd out, and was shot at immediately.
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Rolled 4, 4, 1, 3 = 12 (4d4)

>>3312219
> Regular shotgun
> Nothing
> Assault Rifle
> Bolt Action

> Rolling 4d4 for Shotgun blast
> Rolling 1d30 for Assault Rifle spray
> Rolling 1d12 for Bolt Action shot

> Roll 1d20+14/26 to dodge the gunfire
> +8 for Superhuman Reflexes, +6 for Superhuman Martial Arts
> OR
> +8 for Superhuman Reflexes, +6 for Superhuman Martial Arts, +7 for Shadow Summoning, +5 for Shadow Melding
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>3312230
ESCAPE
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Rolled 22 (1d30)

>>3312230
> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task
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>>3312219
>"HELLO FELLOW REDNECKS! Would you be interested in purcha- THOSE ARE HUGE DEER BALLS"

>Ah hell it's one uh dem fuzzy homos paw. Shoot im b'fore we get the AIDS.
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Rolled 12 (1d12)

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Rolled 1 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>3312230
normal reflexes
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Rolled 2, 1, 1, 1 = 5 (4d4)

>>3312230
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>>3312230
>>3312235
>>3312240
Hot damn these hillbillies are good shots.
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>>3312241
dog dangit
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>>3312242
you didn't have to roll the 4d4
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>>3312216
Luckily they have only seen us in our month old clothes we never bothered to change from, and month without bathing while being covered in dirt, sweat, and blood. Wearing camouflage and Macho Man disguise they won’t recognize us and associate us with the disgusting mudgoblin that creepily hit on their daughter and talked about MLP with their sons.
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>>3312241
fuck there goes the 19 I rolled.
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So do you guys want to keep trying to sell guns to the hill folks after this?
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>>3312258
i remember "pee you later" moment
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Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>3312241
That's multiple bullet wounds. Do you want to use your shadow summoning to deflect 1d3+1 of the 1d6+2 shots headed your way?
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>>3312266
Yes. We’ve just been getting very unlucky with rolls. Plus we need some money after fuckers wasted $100 on a totally authentic Oni demon mask.
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>>3312277
Goddamn it looks like we have to. Since it looks like we will get shot 6 times otherwise.
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Rolled 3 + 1 (1d3 + 1)

>>3312277
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>>3312288
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>3312288
>>3312277
Hopefully we ran across these guys very very early in the morning or late at night. So that the shadows are less noticeable, and that would explain the immediately getting shot at. Not my dice roll
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>>3312277
yes to shadow summoning

>>3312280
I fucking hope. Maybe we should just murder these guys.

>>3312288
Nice. I'm gonna stay optimistic about this and say this will be a great opportunity to practice our First Aid knowledge.
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Rolled 12, 15 - 8 = 19 (2d20 - 8)

>>3312288
Righteous.

> Rolling 2d20-8 to determine where the shots land
> -4 for Superhuman Reflexes, -2 for Superhuman Martial Arts, -2 for Shadow Manipulation
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>>3312305
I oppose murdering these guys, although it would give us access to 1 deer to use as food, as well as 3 humans.
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>>3312308
Adversity creates strength!
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>>3312309
it would also be good skinning practice and tanning
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>>3312309
1 deer is a lot of food. If we cut and cook it carefully that'll net up a weeks worth of food, maybe more. And we could loot their bodies for money and weapons, then go to their homes and loot those.
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Rolled 4, 12 - 8 = 8 (2d20 - 8)

>>3312309
>using humans as food
Anon, PLEASE

>>3312308
> The upper left thigh
> The lower right stomach
> Rolling 2d20-8 to see how severe the damage is
> -4 for Superhuman Martial Arts, -4 for Obesity
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>>3312324
Although these guys aren’t actual criminals. Just hunters who got scared of a guy dressed as an unholy combination of Kane and a feral orc, covered in blood, and waving guns around.
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>>3312325
We got hit in the stomach. AGAIN.

>>3312330
Or maybe they are criminals and they're hiding the weeed! Anyways I think we'll have to kill them out of necessity since they saw Derek's dark powers.
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>>3312325
It’s not fat, it’s ballistic armor with superior energy dissipation.
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Rolled 5 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>3312325
>Straight through the trench-coat
>Glancing flesh wound in the stomach

> Roll 1d20+6 to resist the pain
> +2 for Mortal Fear, +4 for TRUE RONIN
> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task
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>>3312337
Now you’re just trying to murder everyone we come across and then go loot their homes, possibly having to murder their families there as well.
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Rolled 14 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>3312339
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>>3312339
I don't know why I rolled, discount that.
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Rolled 18 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>3312339
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Rolled 3 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>3312339
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Rolled 13 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>3312339
I got dis
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>>3312344
>"Those children were smuggling WEED officer."
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>>3312350
nice
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>>3312350
>TRUE RONIN
You'd be a badass if you weren't so obsessed with Naruto
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>>3312337
>We got hit in the stomach. AGAIN.

To be fair it is the biggest target.
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>>3312373
dont forget mlp but its honestly better then the Naruto fandom atleast naruto have not hit sonic levels
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>>3312373
Then again, that's half the reason you're considered a deranged man-child and not a murderous serial killer.
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>>3312382
see there is a good reason to have fat its natural kinetic absorption and dampening
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I've got to go take care of some shit, and I'll be back with an update in the next 2-3 hours. It's a good thing you'be been training [First Aid]
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>>3312391
Oh man DIE is totally a sonic fan. More importantly, he is a fan of Sonichu, who was for the longest time his idol and hero before he discovered Naruto.
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>>3312405
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>>3312405
>he is a fan of Sonichu
There is Neckbeard tiers of NEET, and then there's Sonichu. Let's not cross that threshold.
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>>3312405
Even I don't hate us enough to want that to be canon. Yikes.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTHsOSGJHN0
i like sonic stuff but i would not call myself a fan and i must say sonichu levels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FjWe31S_0g
who hates them self to be at that level consciously
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>>3312528
who hate them self enough to be at sonichu levels is that even possible?
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>>3312533
>>3312528
Ok fair point. DIE has standards after all. He isn’t a pleb like sonic and sonichu fans. He is a fan of superior Naruto
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>>3311504
Ghandi slept with gorls as a Virgintiy nuzlock,nuttin says we can't do that with our gf
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In all seriousness, you're quite lucky you aren't dead or crippled.
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>>3312915
oh totally, that's some amazing shit we pulled
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>>3312915
Let's throw in a sowing book into the mix so we can cut up and refit body armor for our large frame.
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>>3312920
Or we could lose some weight.
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>>3312920
You've already purchased the specified items, and would have to make a second trip.

That said, can you anons

> Roll 1d4+1 for [Carpentry] gains?
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Rolled 3 + 1 (1d4 + 1)

>>3312940
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>>3312933
It'll be a year before we could fit into something. That's why I want to modify some armor until we lose enough weight.
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>>3312941
Nice. You need to have [Carpentry]: 3 before you can reliably carve (crude) wooden furniture from scratch in the span of a week, but if you focused, you could make some nifty crafts.
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Rolled 1 + 1 (1d4 + 1)

Wait, almost forgot...

> Rolling 1d4+1 for Intelligence gain
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>>3312963
big brain boy
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>>3312963
this thread is cursed with 1s
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Do you want the Basic Sewing Kit with a needle and thread, or the Deluxe Sewing Kit with shiny beads, tiny scissors, and different colors of thread?
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>>3312984
Nah. We just gotta keep “networking” with the locals until we get a lead on a neutral/friendly tinker to make our Hakoge Goku Naruto armor.
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>>3312989
You're starting to get quite competent in a wide array of miscellaneous skills, which may raise normie eyebrows if it ever gets out.
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>>3312984
Deluxe is the only way to go. All the grandmas will be jealous.
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>>3312984
No. Sewing is for gaijin and sonichu fans, not Naruto hakoges. Did Naruto ever sew things? No. Neither will Derek.
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>>3312984
Basic should be more than enough for our requirements and lifestyle.
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>>3313002
How dare you insinuate Martha ever being a gajin or sonichu fan. That lady is classy. You also need sewing to stitch your own wounds.
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>>3313003
>>3312996
We don’t even have any armor worth refitting. Plus power armor is not the kind of armor that could be readjusted or refitted with a sewing kit. Sure, maybe a medieval aketon or gambeson, but not any kind of useful armor.
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>>3313006
Stitching flesh is a part of [First Aid], but it is not the only part by a long shot.

>>3313008
It is necessary to repair torn clothing, which is essential to a vigilante.

>>3312989
>>3312996
>>3313002
>>3313003
>there's a tie between No, and both [Sewing] kits
You purchase the Basic Sewing Kit, but you don't like it.
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>>3313008
We don't have any armor yet, until we hit up a gang outpost / strong hold / base whatever you want to call it. It's a no brainer we can't adjust the bitch boy power armor with out the aid of a tech tinkerer, but we all knew that already. I just want to cut up some of those ballistic vest and add or cut away to some things so the actual bullet resistant material could be used as armor. Piece meal ballistic vests armor.
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>>3313012
>but you don't like it.
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>>3313014
We also have a bunch of pelts laying around that we could use for something. Maybe not armor, but a costume (combined with a wood mask it could be a scary forest demon kind of deal) or some blankets for the cave. Definitely good to have a sawing kit.
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>>3313014
A patchwork ballistic vest armor is going to be FAR FAR less effective than normal. For one, once it’s deformed, the Kevlar loses a lot of its tensile strength. Second, a patchwork ballistic vest is going to have a LOT of weak points. Possibly enough to fall apart on its own through our regular physical exertions. Third, while it may be enough to stop 9mm, .38 special, .40 cal, and maybe even .357 mag, it will do nothing against pretty much any rifle caliber. Unless we get shot at with .22lr. Without AR500 steel plate and a lot of plate carriers, the patchwork Kevlar is not going to be especially useful. We are better off continuing our routine, trying to make contact with friendly locals and hopefully a tinker, and selling/trading some of our loot for armor that is fitted for us. There is also the concern that a patchwork ballistic vest/plate carrier combo wouldn’t be strong enough to hold all the armored plates without breaking. Plus the fact that ALL of that shit is expensive, impossibly expensive for someone like Derek, who on average gets $20-30 per person he kills and who hasn’t managed to sell a single piece of loot yet.
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>>3313033
Out of curiosity, what kind of camo were you trying to purchase?
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>>3313041
Some kind of woodland pattern. Doesn’t matter the brand. Something that isn’t military, just used by hunters.
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>>3313032
Pic related. If we can't make a cool costume out of all the pelts then we can go to an Ikea and cut up a large rug.

any armor is better than no armor, I don't want to go talk to people because we only get a single roll and Derek is a social spurge in conversations, we can take armor from the dead.

>>3313041
probably something to blend into the forest?
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>>3313042
>>3313044
Of course, but I was referring to the type of clothes. Are you talking about XXL clothes, or some sort of tarp fashioned into a rudimentary cloak?
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>>3313046
Normie clothes? Hopefully something simple and cheap.
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>>3313046
Normie clothes
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>>3313048
>>3313052
> Hoodie, pants, etc. [Locked]
I'm assuming you're grabbing some gloves as well?
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>>3313044
Yeah no. It would be easier to rely on someone else to make the armor. Even with only 1 dice roll. Plus simply attempting to communicate with other human beings is necessary for Derek to train up his persuasion.
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>>3313055
yes

>>3313060
Even if we have to either keep buying new armor because the old one is getting small or paying someone to readjust the size?
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Do you want to steal any weights from the closed gymnasium you've snuck into to take a shower in?
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>>3313055
Certainly, leaving no fingerprints can be beneficial in some situations we'll find ourselves in.
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>>3313070
That gif's about how fast you are in combat.
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>>3313071
Dishonorable! Nah and weights are to expensive to compensate them, just paid 50$ for two 30lb plates.
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>tfw people aren't even seeing the obvious solution to the armor problem

Just get dipped in a hellstream by your foot. I'm sure mommy would be willing to help.
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>>3313071
Tempting but no. Any chance we can carve out some weights out of wood? Hey! That's not a bad idea! Can we do that?
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>>3313079
You can absolutely do that, and whittling a barbel out of one or two logs is completely possible.
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>>3313070
Well if we cannibalize all the armor and pelts we get into a single armor monstrosity it’s going to be worth a lot less than all the parts that went into it. Even if we have to keep paying for it to be refitted, getting someone else to do our armor for us is better. It will be cheaper and more effective. Or we could just not get armor until we lose more weight. That’s the best option.
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>>3313079
Since we pretty much just need to add two gripping points to a log, it should be possible.
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>>3313082
Do that instead of stupid reading about carpentry. Practical trial and error is more effective than reading for DIE.
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>>3313074
>just paid 50$ for two 30lb plates
Good on you brah, we're all gonna make it.

>>3313076
I don't know if mommy could lift you, anon.
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>>3313087
>I don't know if mommy could lift you, anon.

I believe in her. She can do anything. Except keep daddy around. Maybe. Shut up. Ree.
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>>3313087
Why buy any of that shit when we can just go to a scrapyard or junkyard disguised as the creepy orc monstrosity and lift broken cars and shit?
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>>3313094
Using the gravity powers to make heavy things lighter is counter productive for getting /fit/ isn't it?
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>>3313094
Derek could definitely do that, but I don't know if anon could.
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>>3313096
It's easy anon.

>be the infamous Mr. DIE
>in between stitching squirrel hide scarves, whittling craft art, and eviscerating gangsters, go to a nearby dumpster
>find basic bitch rusted hatchback, and reduce its weight to around 100 pounds
>proceed to lift it instead of a dumbbell, exercising your muscles and superpowers
>profit
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>>3313096
See this goy get it >>3313102
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>>3313102
Ok? We gonna take it back with us?
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>>3313102
>be infamous Mr. DIE
>bench pressing a decaying sedan
>roll a nat 1
>lose a limb or just become kill
>be the ghost of the formerly infamous Mr. DIE

I am ready to haunt these normies like my non binary trans african ancestors.
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>>3313111
>trips
Checked. No, you aren't visiting a dumpster in this update, because I've already gone balls-deep into the Hobby Lobby descriptions and it's ending up much longer than I anticipated. For now, you've been doing your standard wilderness workout.
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>>3313113
>inb4 Mr. DIE loses a limb in an embarrassing accident, and learns to compensate with a shadow hand
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>>3313102
So would using our powers to reduce the weight of a car really be better that using dumbells or wood carved ones made from a log?
Maybe we should get a book on breaking and entering that doesn't always involve breaking through a window.
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>>3313114
Because people keep wanting to spend our shit on useless things like the stupid Dai Oni mask.
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>>3313117
The difference between reducing the weight of a dumpster and a boulder in the woods is completely superficial.
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>>3313117
Holy shit dude are we going to buy a goddamn book on every little thing you wanna sperg out on? DIE doesn’t have speed reading or an eidetic memory as his powers. There’s only so much information he can retain in the gigantic reading schedule anons have his fat ass on.
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>>3313123
I thought buying books would add a bonus modifier to any skill roll for the sake of learning.
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>>3313118
Anon, this is Superpowered Neckbeard Quest, not Superpowered Hardened Vigilante Quest yet. It wouldn't make sense if you didn't occasionally waste money on dumb-shit.

>>3313117
[Lock-picking] is also a skill, as is [Hacking]
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>>3313117
If you want DIE to pick locks and BNE without breaking a window then maybe train shadow manipulation instead of more shadow summoning. Practice using the shadow to pick the locks and other shit instead of just making bigger shadows that we can summon from farther away.
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>>3313123
>DIE doesn’t have speed reading or an eidetic memory as his powers.
I don't want to spoil anything, but something similar is possible if you manage a breakthrough in one of your abilities.
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>mfw
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>>3313136
>inb4 he goes full-body shadow-prosthesis and is more concerned with flashlights than bullets
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>>3313121
Honestly using gravity powers we could make a light object heavy. Like some twigs.

Unless we can only make things lighter.
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>>3313145
In contact weight reduction.
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>>3313145
It's On-Contact Weight Reduction. Assuming you continue to bomb 1d100's
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>>3313146
That's the thing.

Yeah I kind of lost track of what our specific powers are. I could go look but I'm too busy shitposting.
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>>3313149
>"How can one man emit so much blood-lust?"
>"NEXT TIME, KNOCK!"
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>>3313156
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So, when are we moving on? I don't have anything against training but damn have we been in these woods for a while.
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>>3313178
When we have successfully captured a squad of bears and trained our dodging and unarmed skill against them. And probably first aid.
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>>3313178
samei'll even settle for NOT murdering bitches at this point
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>>3313178
I Say that we start our crusade after we have healed
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>>3313178
As far as i'm concerned we could go on a little murder expedition. Hitch a train ride, utterly decimate the first gang we run into in a single night and hitch a train back to the cave. Leaving both the authorities and our victims none the wiser about our location and intentions. Maybe we could even smear a bloody message at a wall, for that extra fear factor and reputation.
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>>3313189
Yeah let's lay low until our recent injuries have healed and then had out
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>>3313197
lets murder mother flicker for those sweet,sweet ppies
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>>3313189
This is probably the best choice.
>>3313193
We don’t even need a train ride, we could literally go into Memphis which has tons of criminal, drug, prostitution, and gang problems. The majority of the city is basically the same as Detroit or Baltimore.
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>>3313203
Well need to go to a City that isnt close or in the same satte AS the cave
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Damn, writing that Memphis, Tennessee segment took a while. Next time I'll go a bit easier on the prose, moving onto the meat of the matter.
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>>3313203
See>>3313213
It'd just cause that much extra confusion if we kept striking all over the US.
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what do we do about the trucks? leave them behind?
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>>3313213
We don’t even need to take down criminals with our summoned blades. Just look around for a drug deal or something and go in guns blazing. Grab the money, the guns, and get the hell out of town. If it’s in the ghetto part of town police response will be slow, and it will literally just look like another daily gang shootout. Especially if we use multiple different guns of different calibers, which will make them think there are multiple shooters. In addition, the gangsters will probably start shooting at each other, thinking that they are being set up.
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>>3313223
Also, holy fuck you are on the brink of bankruptcy.
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>>3313229
That’s because people keep buying stupid shit.
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>>3313233
Anon, Derek has an Intelligence of 3. He is by definition a stupid shit.
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>>3313229
Time to find some gangers and free them of their money and lives.
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>>3313233
>>3313241
We need to up our INT to be a smarter shopper. We need to study more.
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Rolled 1 + 1 (1d2 + 1)

>Rolling 1d2+1 to see how much meat the traps gathered this week for the sake of saving time
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>>3313247
Maybe also sell some of our guns to the indigenous redneck tribals.
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>>3313252
and fail again because we lack the experience and Charisma.
While we're recovering we should make some more traps along with studying.
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>>3313252
You are were working on that anon.
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>>3313252
We just got shot trying to do that. Let's massacre some gang bangers and take their drug money, since the hillbilly plan is clearly not working out.
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>>3313250
>Rolled 1
There it ladies and gentlemen. The 38th 1 of the thread.
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>>3313264
Truly, we are cursed blessed on this fine day/night, anons.
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>>3313259
That’s because we rolled a 1 earlier in the thread. We will never get better at charisma, persuasion, and human interaction if we don’t try.
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>>3313269
You could always try reading a book about not spilling your spaghetti.
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>>3313279
Theres a book about that¿ cool we should but it ondes we get money
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>>3313279
how much for a book like that?
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>>3313283
With what fucking money? You guys just spent it all on an “authentic” Dai Oni Nipponese mask and a sewing kit.
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>>3313281
>>3313283
I don't know how much off the top of my head, but there's plenty of books about dealing with social anxiety out there.
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>>3313279
That’s not going to help against rolling 1s, natural and modified, several times in a row on our persuasion attempts.
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>>3313290
Well if we Can get our charisma up to 5 wich is What normal persons have it wil help really much
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>>3313362
That’s not gonna happen from just reading books.
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Can we stop wasting time on stupid shit like carpentry and try to level up things which can help actually help us to survive like shadow mending (or whatever power which can give us armor and can deflect bullets)
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This is without a doubt, the longest update I've written so far. Expect several posts immediately following this post.

>>3313376
To be fair, once you have some skill and a contact, it is a good way to honorably make money.
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Even as unskilled at whittling and leatherworking as you are, there are some things even you can’t fabricate from the woods alone, and for that, you’ll have to make a detour to Memphis, Tennessee. Traveling to the fledgling metropolis for the second (third?) time is much easier than the first, and this time, you know exactly what you need. For one, you need to know how to actually prepare the meat you’ve been gathering for consumption, and for that, you’ll need a book on innawoods cooking. In your search you can’t find any dedicated wilderness survival shops so you check out a normie bookstore, and when you can’t find anything there, you resort to Hobby Lobby.

Lucky for you, in between the handmade quilts and colored beads, they happened to have a hardback, waterproof, three-hundred page compendium on sale for only $40 which seemed like a good deal so you bought it. You sit on a rocking chair, thumb through the text, and tip your trilby to an old lady recoiling at your rancid scent who can’t stand in the presence of a true ninja warrior. Hmm, from what you can tell, you’re going to need some heavy duty cookery, at the absolute minimum, a crock-pot for soups, frying pan for frying, a pasta strainer for… reasons, and a dutch oven for when you want to get serious. Fortunately, you are in the best place to obtain all sorts of tools, and thirty minutes later you’ve gotten one of everything you need.

While you’re walking out of the building, a sudden thought occurs. If you keep hoarding animal furs but don’t have the skills to make something out of them after you told their spirits you wouldn’t, you’re worse than dishonorable, you’re wasteful and dishonorable! This is unacceptable, and after almost half an hour of wrestling with yourself, you sink to purchasing a basic sewing kit and the beginner’s guide to sewing. It may not be manly, but it is necessary, and so you shall, even if elderly normies keep winking at you. At the cash register a middle-aged woman is intrigued by your masculine scent, and asks you a question. “Excuse me sir, have you been living in the woods recently?”

> (1/4)
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>>3313400
You tense, and give a curt nod because lying to a lady is dishonorable. “Y-yes m’lady.” She breaks into a broad smile. “Great! If you have any furs you want to get rid of, can you run them by here sometime? My aunt Clare’s trying to get an authentic scarf business up and running, but the ones online are so pricey, you know?” You nod, even though you don’t know, and she lights up. “Amazing! The name’s Deborah, and I work here from 9-5 on weekends. Just swing ‘em by when no-one’s at the register and I’ll pay you then, okay?” This time, you give a firm nod. “O-okay.” This is the first woman within twenty years of your age that’s spoken to you since forever, and you’re spilling some major spaghetti. “You be careful in the woods, now, I hear there’s bears out.” Stammering, you take your purchases and sprint out. “Y-you too!”

That was terrifying, but now you have everything you need to start cooking and sewing, along with an outlet for all the furs you’ve been gathering! Even better, while you’re melding with the shadows outside, you spot three $20 dollar bills someone left on the ground! Surely this is a sign from your gender neutral non binary trans African ancestors! When another normie staggers from the stench of rotting feces masculine musk emanating from your hidden figure, you decide that it is high time you took a proper shower.

A nearby gymnasium is closed, but someone left the back door open and you managed to sneak in without anyone being the wiser. From the two times you’ve browsed /fit/ you know that most of these normie dens have functioning showers, and a cursory investigation proves this one is no different. Almost an hour of piping hot water later, you exit, and realize that if you clothes aren’t clean, it doesn’t matter whether you’ve bathed or not.

Finding a laundromat is almost as easy as the gym, and even better, it’s closed! Unfortunately the entrance is locked and you’re beginning to contemplate shattering the glass windows and crawling in, but you have a better idea and two seconds later, your shadow tendril has opened the door from the inside. From there, doing laundry is as easy as one-two-three, even if you are hard pressed to find enough quarters. You didn’t really have any laundry soap, but to an autistic innawoods NEET honorable Hakoge ninja warrior, such trivial affairs are of little concern.

> (2/5)
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>>3313400
>>3313404

After finishing your laundry and miraculously keeping your almost naked physique undiscovered doing some light reading, you decide that, as unbelievably handsome as you look in a Puella Magi Madoka Magica shirt and pants, it may be time to diversify your outfit. Swinging by a retail outlet, you purchase three pairs of appropriately camouflage pants, shirts, and hoodies, along with a Japanese Oni mask and Randy Savage Hat and shades on a whim. Figuring you might as well, you splurge on a bottle of multivitamins, a solid week’s worth of health food, for when your hunting isn’t sufficient, and enough bagged toilet paper to suffocate a small child. When you’ve bought everything, you finally feel you’re finished with Memphis, Tennessee, and begin the arduous journey to return home.

> +[Beginner’s Guide to Sewing] [-$12 USD][$372]
> +[The Long-Term Camper’s Cookbook] [-$40 USD][$332]
> +Basic Sewing Kit [-$8 USD][$324]
> +Advanced Cookery [-$132 USD][$192]
> + [+$60 USD][$252]
> +Camo Normie Clothes [-$80 USD][$172]
> +Macho Man Disguise [-$14 USD][$158]
> +Japanese Oni Mask [-$16 USD][$142]
> +7 days of Health Food [-$140 USD][$2]
> +1 Persuasion [7/10]
> +1 Charisma [6/20]

Getting back to the cave after such a busy day feels like a breath of fresh air, and you jump back into your daily routine without missing a beat. In the mornings you continue reading the beginner’s guide to carpentry, in the midday you exercise both strength and endurance, and before going to sleep, you practice wielding the shadows to manipulate stones more precisely than simply flinging them. Twice, you attempt to combine the art of carpentry and shadowmancy, but the ruinous results convince you to abstain until your skill level has improved. When the week begins to wind to a close, you feel so much stronger than when you began your journey, and to your astonishment, realize you never once had to force yourself out of bed!

> +4 [Carpentry] [13/10], Level Up! [Carpentry] [3/20]
> +22 Strength [27/60]
> +21 Endurance [63/60], Level Up! Endurance: 6 [3/80]!
> +3 Intelligence [14/20]
> +14 Willpower [66/60], Level Up! Willpower: 6 [6/80]!
> Exercise is now a Habit, and Derek doesn’t have to force himself to! However, he will no longer gain Willpower from it, and will have to find another avenue to advance.

> (3/5)
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>>3313400
>>3313404
>>3313407

Near the end of the week, you are feeling better than ever before, and filled with self-confidence, you decide to finally sell your firearms, because they’ve been taking up space in the front of the truck long enough. For reasons you honestly cannot explain, you decide that the best time to conduct an arms deal is after the sun has set, and that the best way to do it is to approach four armed hillfolk of various ages in the middle of skinning a buck with a sawn-off shotgun in each hand, while an enormous trench-coat and Kane mask, and stammering. “I G-GOT GUNS, GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY!”

> +4 [Intimidation] [9/40]
> +2 Charisma [8/20]

You honestly have no idea why they decided to open up you with a iron-sight bolt-action, long-barreled shotgun, and assault rifle, and if it wasn’t for your heightened reaction times, you would’ve been ventilated. As it is, you perceive the bullets mid-air and are so shocked at the sudden hostility you stand stock-still, reflexively bringing up a shadow shield which deflects all but a shotgun blast and .308 bullet. You feel a sudden tug on the bottom left side of your trench-coat, which is now full of holes and a piercing agony in your right stomach, almost exactly parallel to where that gangster in Phoenix, Arizona shot you.

It takes a second for the pain to register and you “REEEEEEEEE” diving behind a nearby tree. By your gender neutral non binary trans African ancestors, you have been shot, and you are bleeding! The pain is unbelievable and it is all you can do to remain standing, but you know your waifu looks down on you, and you have to be strong, for her! You take the agony in stride, and manage to keep a clear head as you hear leaves crunching nearby. They are approaching, and this is going to end in horrific violence unless your split second plan goes off without a hitch. Near as you can tell, there are only three sane choices ahead, and it goes without saying that you’d choose the most obvious one.

> Use your superpowers, brutally slaughter every single one of them, then leave.
> Use your superpowers to subtly vanish from sight, climb the tree to flee, then leave.
> Toss both of the shotguns aside, explain that you are socially awkward and only want to sell guns because you hate the Federal government.

> (4/5)
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>>3313400
>>3313404
>>3313407
>>3313410

>Date: 10/10/2010
>Age: 24
>Weight: 325.0 pounds or 147.41 kg
>Fitness:
- Two glancing pellet-scars in the stomach
- Glancing rifle round wound in the stomach
>Skills:
- Persuasion: 1 [7/10]
- Intimidation: 3 [9/40]
- Driving: [3/5]
- Carpentry: 2 [3/20]
- Tannery: 1 [6/10]
- Survival: 1 [8/10]
- Trapping: 1 [3/10]
- First Aid: 2 [1/20]
- Dodging: 2 [2/20]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Parkour: 1 [2/10]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (16)
- Unarmed: 1 [0/10]
- Knife: 2 [17/20]
- All Melee Combat: [N/A]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Throwing: 2 [0/20]
>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)
- Rifle: 1 [5/10]
>Attributes
- Strength: 5 [27/60]
>> Weight Reduction: (8)
- Endurance: 6 [3/80]
- Dexterity: 4 [26/40]
>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)
- Intelligence: 3 [14/20]
- Willpower: 6 [14/80]
- Charisma: 3 [8/20]
> Superpowers: 42 (PP)
> Mover 8/7: Superhuman Reflexes, Gravity Redirection
> Brute 4: On-Contact Weight Reduction
> Thinker 6: Superhuman Martial Arts
> Stranger 5: Shadow Melding
> Shaker 7: Shadow Summoning
> Striker 4/Blaster 3: Blade Generation

> Equipment:
> Cheap Gas Mask
> 2 Gas Mask Filters
> WWE Wrestler Mask(s)
> Japanese Oni Mask
> 1 Large First Aid kit [10/10]
> 8 Kitchen Knives
> 7 Hunting Knives
> 2 Switchblades
> 1 Uzi SMG [0/20]
> 3 SMG Magazines, [3 Empty]
> 2 [LAZ0R] Rifles, [20/20][20/20]
> 6 [LAZ0R] Rifle Discs
> 1 Assault Rifle, [30/30]
> 31 Assault Rifle Magazines, [1 Empty]
> 1 Sunday Specials, [11/13]
> 11 Pistol Magazines
> 1 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8]
> 36 Shotgun Shells

>Resources:
>> 2 Pickup Trucks [Fuel%] [23][81]
> 2 Gas Cans [Each is 60% of a full tank]
> 4 days of Health Food
> 8 days of Junk Food
> 3 Assault Rifles, [0/5][0/0][0/0]
> 5 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8][8/8][8/8][8/8]
> 2 Sunday Specials, [12/13][13/13]
> 1 Suit of Small Exoskeletal Power Armor
> 17 Tanned Squirrel Hides
> 1 Tanned Young Hog Hide
> 1 Basic Sewing Kit
> Six Books, [Beginner’s Guide to Carpentry][Beginner’s Guide to First Aid][Beginner's Guide to Firearm Use (and abuse)][Beginner’s Guide to Camping][Beginner’s Guide to Sewing][The Long-Term Camper’s Cookbook]

>> Makeshift Cave Lair: [Backwoods, Tennessee]
> Tiny mirror, propped up on a rock

>Income per month: None
>Expenses: None
>Assets: $2 cash

> (5/5)
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Forgot to mention, you received

> +8 Willpower

Experience for resisting the pain.
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>>3313404
>“Great! If you have any furs you want to get rid of, can you run them by here sometime? My aunt Clare’s trying to get an authentic scarf business up and running, but the ones online are so pricey, you know?”
Cool. We can make some cash buy giving them the hides and furs.

> +7 days of Health Food [-$140 USD][$2]
The fuck? I don't remember healthy food ever costing this must. Last time we bought two weeks worth of the stuff there was no way we had to pay this much.

> Toss both of the shotguns aside, explain that you are socially awkward and only want to sell guns because you hate the Federal government.
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>>3313410
> Toss both of the shotguns aside, explain that you are socially awkward and only want to sell guns because you hate the Federal government.
Might as well try. Should they seem unresponsive to our charm once again, we can still go with one of the other options
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>>3313410
>> Use your superpowers to subtly vanish from sight, climb the tree to flee, then leave.
Lmao. Let’s get the fuck out of here, patch ourselves up, and try again with some other rednecks. Priority on escaping and patching ourself up.
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>>3313421
like murdering them, taking the deer corpse and looting the bodies of all their phones money and weapons?
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>>3313410
Also god damn, a .308? We are lucky to even be alive at all. Depending on the rifle, .308 isn’t going to give a single fuck about whatever kind of body armor anons want to cobble together. .308 WILL pierce multiple ballistic vests, and can bring down Elk, Moose, and grizzlies from 700 yards easily. .308 is no fucking joke, I’m surprised that there is even enough of the buck left for them to skin and field dress.
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>>3313426
If we don’t get medical treatment from these guys, or treat ourselves soon, we won’t be in any condition to fight, let alone any kind of strenuous activity. I’m not sure what the best option here is, whatever gets us patched up fastest and most effectively.
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>>3313426
Yes, thus far their mistake is understandable, continued hostility will put them firmly in the evildoer category ( at least in D.I.Es autistic opinion
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>>3313430
I G-GOT GUNS, GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY
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>>3313429
We can kill all four of them with little effort in less than half a minute. After that we'll have enough time to use our zippo lighter then stitch up the wound.
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>>3313433
Would we be justified in doing so? We just approached them at night, wearing a mask and trench coat, and attempted armed robbery.
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>>3313418
I thought it was $20 per day with Health Food, but it might've been $10 per day, and $5 per day with Junk Food. I'll redact that next update.

>>3313427
It had to penetrate a wall of shadow comparable to concrete before hitting you. Lots of people hunt with .308, myself included, and don't have any problems with spoiling the deer meat.
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>>3313422
+1
do we not know elder scrolls why is life so hard(when life gets hard it is because god is afraid)

we have a strange lack of troll logic on this thread(and we just got food as well)

and im kinda surprised that we haven't tried to buy a pony from one of the locals yet

>>3313433
just becuse we can does not me we should but ya they shot us i think that does make them fair game but think about what we just did, it looks bad
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>>3313422
Changing my vote to this, let's just get out and stitch ourselves up
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>>3313421
This

But can we use our powers to change location first so that if that doesn't work, we can escep more easily?
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>>3313438
I thought the shadows were stronger than steel.
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>>3313438
Oh I know I was just thinking about hunting for a big rack. I’m a huge AR10 fag, love the thing. I don’t use .308 for whitetail or muley deer. Just a personal thing.
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>>3313443
When you are focusing, and only have one tendril going. Just throwing a wall across yourself on a split-second is difficult.

>>3313442
You can't teleport in the shadows if that's what you're asking, but you could use a shadow tendril to make noise to convince them you're somewhere else.
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>>3313443
Apparently not. Anyway, this isn’t the most scientific video, or a ballistics chart but this is basically what Derek just got hit by https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=66AfOvNLsCY
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>>3313447
Definitely. Some people where I'm from use it for squirrels and don't seem to have many issues.
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Rolled 17, 5, 2, 8 - 4 = 28 (4d20 - 4)

>>3313422
>>3313439
>>3313441
> Roll 1d20+29 to conceal your location and escape the hillbillies
> +8 for Superhuman Reflexes, +7 for Gravity Redirection, +7 for Shadow Summoning, +5 for Shadow Melding, +2 for Distracting Noises
> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task

> Rolling 4d20-4 to find Mr. DIE
> -2 for Middle of the Night, -2 for Unexpected Direction
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Rolled 7 + 29 (1d20 + 29)

>>3313481
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Rolled 18 + 29 (1d20 + 29)

>>3313481
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>>3313487
Impressive.

> Roll 1d20 to treat your wound
> -2 for Intelligence, -4 for Self-Operating, +2 for [First Aid] skill, +2 for First Aid Kit, +2 for Time to Operate
> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>3313499
Don't abandon us now mighty dicegod
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>3313499
Pleas no 1
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>3313499
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>3313499
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>>3313503
>>3313504
thank you
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Rolled 2 + 1 (1d3 + 1)

>>3313503
>>3313504
Nice. The wound will be healed in 1d6+2 days. Now, while I'm
> Rolling 1d3+1 for Intelligence gain
I need you to
> Roll 1d6+2 for wound recovery time
> Roll 1d3+1 for [First Aid] gain
And
> Roll 1d3+1 for [Stealth] gain
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Rolled 6 + 2 (1d6 + 2)

>>3313518
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Rolled 1 + 1 (1d3 + 1)

>>3313518
First aid
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>>3313518
[First Aid] gain
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>>3313522
>>3313527
At least you'll have some time to catch up on your reading.
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>>3313522
Fuck the one time we don’t want to roll high lol. I guess we can still set up traps and maybe even woodwork ourselves some fish traps.
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>>3313530
Also an option.

Still need that 1d20 for [Stealth]
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>*1d3+1 for [Stealth]
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Rolled 3 + 1 (1d3 + 1)

>>3313539
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3313539
Stealth
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>>3313544
I'm sorry anon.

>>3313542
Sneaky, sneaky.

> How do you want to spend the next eight days while you recover?
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>>3313545
>Read whatever books, continue setting up traps, woodwork some fish traps for ourselves, make a primitive wooden bed frame, leisurely explore around our cave.

Seriously I feel like we’ve voted several times to explore our surroundings but have never actually done so.
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>>3313545
Reading our books, checking and maintaining our traps, carving weights and maybe a simple chair and very carefully working out.
While reading we will try to use our super human reflexes to grasp a page while flipping through the book really fast. Basically using super fast perception for speed reading.
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>>3313547
Some light walking to explore our surroundings is also a good idea
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>>3313548
Except we don’t have speed reading. And our near instantaneous reflexes don’t apply to reading comprehension.
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>>3313547
>Seriously I feel like we’ve voted several times to explore our surroundings but have never actually done so.
You know where each of the campsites, creeks, and lakes within twenty miles of your cave are.

>>3313548
That's one way to train Superhuman Reflexes but I can't say it'll give you a bonus to reading.
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>>3313545
Improve our shadow powers
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>>3313134
>don't want to spoil anything, but something similar is possible if you manage a breakthrough in one of your abilities
>>3313558
>>3313554
Thought we might get speed reading through training our super reflexes and some lucky rolls.
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>>3313547
>>3313548
I'll combine these.

>>3313548
>>3313554
>>3313560
Do you want to train your shadowmancy, or your reflexes?
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>>3313592
Reflexes
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>>3313410
> Use your superpowers, brutally slaughter every single one of them, then leave
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>>3313592
Relfexses
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>>3313592
>shadowmancy
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>>3313592
>Reflexes
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>>3313592
reflexes if its hands and arms but we need to rest, and the wound being center mass means that most physical activity is going to painful,
can we try for some meditation, it might speed up our healing
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>>3313592
Dhadowmancy
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>>3313595
>>3313598
>>3313602
>>3313607
> Roll 1d20 to train Superhuman Reflexes
> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task

>>3313607
> Roll 1d20+5 to enter a meditative trance
> +1 for Willpower, +4 for TRUE RONIN
> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task
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>>3313592
Reflexes so we can move on
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>3313617
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Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>3313617
Trance
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Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>3313617
meditative trance
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>>3313622
Hopefully that’s for reflexes.
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>>3313625
i think you mean reflexes
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>>3313625
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>>3313627
Yeah, two more rolls for that
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>3313617
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>>3313628
nope i wanted meditative trance i asked and i revived
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Rolled 11, 13 + 10 = 34 (2d20 + 10)

>>3313625
>TRANCE
> Rolling 2d20+10 for Willpower gain
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>3313617
Reflexes
Seriously how are we making gains in a couple of months that others take years and years and don’t even get a fraction of the results? We vote 1 time to level some shit up and now we’re up multiple tiers?
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Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>3313636
> Rolling 1d20+4 to determine if Derek manages to reach his inner force
> +4 for TRUE RONIN
> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] task
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>>3313641
is this good, did we gain anythin?
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Rolled 3 - 2 (1d3 - 2)

>>3313637
Most supers do advance a handful of tiers in their first year, and tier advancements afterward aren't uncommon. His rate of expansion is rare but not unheard of, especially for someone that's killed three other supers in the first month of their [Awakening].

>>3313641
> Rolling 1d3-2 to see if there is a breakthrough
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Rolled 672 (1d1000)

Rolling 1d1000 to see if we reach enlightenment
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>3313650
Holy shit, there is.

>>3313622
>>3313633
>>3313637
Let's see if it leads to a genuine expansion.
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>>3313652
Perhaps in the next life, anon.
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>>3313655
Damnation, there is not. Eventually, maybe, but for now there is nothing. Nothing but constant meditation.
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>>3313625
>>3313636
>>3313650
And 1 (PP). Where do you want to spend it?
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>>3313662
what can we do with 1 (pp)
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>>3313664
You can increase a single superpower between tiers 1-10 by 1 tier, or save it for later. 4 (PP) is enough to purchase a random superpower, and 8 (PP) is enough to guarantee which category it falls under.
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>>3313668
Increase blade generation. Eventually we will come across something that we need stronger blades for.
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>>3313662
Increase shadow summoning.
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>>3313662
Put it into shadow summoning
We need more ways to protect ourself
Can't have a lucky shot taking us out
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>>3313670
blade generation is our lowest tier power wich means that it is easier to train and raise in tier than shadow summoning
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>>3313668
Shadow summoning
It's the most versatile, strong offensive, defensive and utility possibilities.
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>>3313547
>>3313548
> Roll 1d20+2 to study random books
> -2 for Intelligence, +4 for TRUE RONIN
> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task

> Roll 1d20-1 for setting more traps in your ample free time
> -2 for Intelligence, +1 for [Trapping] skill
> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task

> Roll 1d20-1 for [Trapping] some fish
> -2 for Intelligence, +1 for [Trapping] skill
> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task

> Roll 1d20 for [Carpentry] to whittle a bed frame
> -2 for Intelligence, +2 for [Carpentry] skill
> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] task
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Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>3313679
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Rolled 19 - 1 (1d20 - 1)

>>3313679
Traps
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Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>3313679
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>3313679
Carpentry
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Rolled 3 - 1 (1d20 - 1)

>>3313679
Fish traps
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Rolled 8 - 1 (1d20 - 1)

>>3313679
Traps
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>>3313683
>dat nat 19
Sexy.

>>3313689
>dat 3
Ehh
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Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>3313679
Books
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Rolled 3 - 1 (1d20 - 1)

>>3313689
we can do better?
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>>3313662
Is shadow summoning our highest level power? If so spend it there
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Rolled 6, 4 = 10 (2d6)

>>3313693
Apparently not.

>>3313681
>>3313692
> Rolling 2d6 to determine which books Derek focused on
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>>3313694
No, Superhuman Reflexes is your highest superpower.
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>>3313693
Well, hopefully the fish didn’t grow legs and kill us in our sleep or something.
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Rolled 1 + 2 (1d6 + 2)

>>3313698
Apparently you focused on

> [Beginner's Guide to Camping]
> [The Long-Term Camper's Cookbook]

Interesting.

> Roll 1d3+1 for [Survival] gains
> Roll 1d3+1 for [Cooking] gains
> Rolling 1d6+2 for Intelligence gains, traps and books considered
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>>3313704
PUNISHED DEREK
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Rolled 3 + 1 (1d3 + 1)

>>3313704
Survival
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Rolled 1 + 1 (1d4 + 1)

>>3313712
Stayin' alive

> Rolling 1d4+1 for Trap meat gains
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Rolled 3 + 1 (1d3 + 1)

>>3313704
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>>3313713
im glad that we bought some food from the city
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>>3313713
>>3313715
Lol we roll a literal 1 on every trap yield roll
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>>3313714
You're going to figure out this whole broth thing sooner than you thought.

>>3313671
>>3313672
>>3313677
I take it you want to improve Shadow Summoning?
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>>3313719
yes
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>>3313719
Yes
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Rolled 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2 + 4 = 20 (8d2 + 4)

>>3313722
>>3313723
Interesting shit. As badass as living in the woods may be, I can't wait for you to start merc'ing other supers and achieving breakthroughs.

> Roll 8d2+4 for fraction of pounds lost
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Rolled 1, 1, 2, 1, 1, 2, 1, 1 = 10 (8d2)

>>3313726
This shit's rigged
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>>3313726
OMAE WA, MOU SHINDIERU!?!
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Alright anons, it snowed outside so I'm going to go for a 30-40 minute walk, then come back with an update.
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>>3313726
We aren’t leaving the woods until we have beaten 7 bears in fistfights. One for every day of the week. We can even build a big wooden/boulder enclosure for them and feed them, fight them, and medic them. Best possible training for a future badass.
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>>3313734
That may be true, but bears are not that common, and it may take a while.
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>>3313726
dont worry, we will soon strike fear (and ourt blade) into the hearts of the villains once more
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>>3313662
summ shadow
we need to get som lvl10 powers before we meet the other supers, so we dont get ganked
i could also back reflexes if that gets close to a majority
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>>3313719
Yep
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I have a question do we have a bone corner/zone in our cave?
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>>3313719
yes we will be come the master of darkness
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>>3313787
also would not strong light possibly make our shadows stronger more solid due to how brighter the light, the darker the shadow
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>>3313772
I don't know what that is, so probably not. At the moment, you've been tossing the bones of your (non-human) kills at the mouth of the cave.
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>>3313792
No, bright lights actively damage your shadows, but daylight is too dim to severely impact it.
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>>3313794
we could possibly make something with it like a cans on a string kind of deal or decorations.I also have this idea if we can infuse blades and our fists with power what would happen if we infused some of the shadows we generated into bones?
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>>3313797
i am just thinking its shadow summoning and not darkness summoning so there must be something special when at a higher level?
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>>3313802
there must be some distinction or its just Derek wanting a SS
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>>3313802
>>3313820
well qm has always hinted at shadow summonign and melding being really go in the higher tiers
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>>3313900
But it will hopefully be something awsome
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>>3313900
I mean, he’s indicated that every power is extremely nice in the higher tiers. How did y’all spend that extra pp?
>t. too lazy to go back and comb the thread
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>>3314275
Summon shadows, seemed like the most powerful and versatile option.
Blade generation is definitely on the list for the future as far as I'm concerned. We need to be able to generate blades with better penetration than normal steel. Otherwise we are pretty fucked against an armored opponent.
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>>3314288
I'm pretty sure we've cut through guns already. A normal sword can't do that.
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>>3314318
I don't remember that happening, maybe I just overred it though. Any idea what fight that would have happened in?
As far as I know our blades are only marginally better than steel. I'd want them to be vibro or monoblade level at the very least. Maybe we can combine it with our shadow summoning for some edgy badassary.
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>>3313668
So we can't spend 4 pp on getting a power related to our other ones anymore?
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>>3314350
When we were fighting those dudes at the trailer park last thread in Arizona.
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>>3313178
Yeah, I'm kind of hoping we get a time skip soon.
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>>3314481
we are doing timeskips
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is qm here?
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> tfw dog also loves the snow, and stay outside for three whole hours before it begins to melt
Somber feels, bros.

>>3314288
>>3314318
>>3314402
>A normal sword can't do that
It cannot, and alone your blades aren't sharp enough to do so, but your weight reduction allows your blade to strike above its weight, as it were.

>>3314375
No, you can spend 4 (PP) to receive a random power, or 8 (PP) to choose the category, receiving three choices as to how the result manifests. If you want to receive a power related to one of your powers, you need to keep investing until you manage to achieve a breakthrough.

>>3314402
That was in Tennessee.
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So do we all agree that we Will go out and deliver Justice once we are healed¿
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>>3314506
yup
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>>3314506
yup
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>>3314506
Yes
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>>3314288
>using blades against an armored opponent

>instead of generating a shadow inside of their armor
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HEy Uber How long have supers been around for
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>>3314570
Liek 10 years, m'dude
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>>3314581
Really¿ When did he Say that
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>>3314776
possibly at the start i know he set a date for when this quest plays out?
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>>3314783
Hmm ok, did he Say anything about powers being somewhat genetic, like in worm
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>>3314789
Yes, I think he stated something to that effect. Our first kills were a father son duo after all.
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>>3314789
so not mha power then that are mostly genetic with the primary genes at the surface and secondary genes floating around waiting for another to activate it and stuff
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>>3314817
Hmm¿
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Also if we should ever get a new power what catagory should it be from¿
I would Say tinker
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>>3314865
tinker is often very good and versatile
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>>3314865
tinker is v.good for our current playstyle, but our ass needs a duriblity or healing power first
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>>3314909
I agree to a certain degree, but we are using the shadows as a durability power and I think chem tinker could greatly improve our healing capabilities, among other things.
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>>3314915
even a wood based tinker or a food based one or even a clown based one can be good you just need to know how to use them and have ideas
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>>3314921
>Wood based tinker
This is perhaps the greatest thing I've ever heard
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What's this talk about getting a new power? Are you guys leaning towards getting a random power (4PP), picking a randomish power from a category (8PP), or picking a very specific type of power (12PP)?
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>>3314929
we are just thinking about thinker power currently and leaning towards a 8 with tinker or hoping for tinker with a 4
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>>3314929
i haven't seen the 12pp thing yet, but i'd perfer to do an 8 pp choice, since that's what we can expect rn(with our luck we'll get a 4 tho)
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and dont they get more expensive for every time we use them? i wonder is it for all or just the specific one we used
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>>3314929
Random is out of the question. How specific of a power we want to pick I'd make dependent on how much of a consensus we can reach and how good of an idea we have. If we all agree on tinker, but nothing else really, we don't have to spend 12p. Plenty of time to discuss it and get to a conclusion, while we hunt down some gang capes to get those points or are between updates.

I'm for wood tinker all the way, but that's just me having a boner for wood (as I have surely annoyed everyone with my carpentry lobbying). Tinker in general is fine with me though
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>>3314957
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>>3314957
i'd be okay with roid or healing tinker, but armor tinker is right out on the bounds that it'll get less and less effective the higher tier our opponents are unless we make it a resource and time sink.mind, this implies we don't switch back to our spree killer tactics, where pp is less of a big deal.
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>>3314957
wood tinkering would have subcategory/subsection of wood and plant tinkering
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>>3314936
why not, instead of spending 8PP for 1 power in a category, just spend 4PP for two random powers? That's like a 2:11 chance of it being a Tinker power, and even if it's not it's not all bad. It's another power regardless. And wouldn't the random power have to sort of be related to our own skill set?

>>3314938
I remember something about a 12PP because I think wither earlier in this thread or the previous one, I brought up the possibility for a Breaker power where we could make a full suit of armor made of our darkness. I thought UberNEET said something so specific would cost 12PP. Or that increasing the Shadow Melding or Summoning might produce similar enough effects.

>>3314943
Power don't get expensive until you get to 10, then it's 2PP for every rank afterwards up until you hit 20 which is the hard cap.

>>3314957
Wood Tinker sounds like it'd be 12PP.

Also. We should really start focusing on the Will stat for gaining power / PP either through training or killing other powered people. Every time we killed someone with powers we get the chance to take their's but always failed either because we rolled 1's or didn't have a high enough Willpower score.
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>>3314997
so it looks like we need to get into some will power training with the food the best one is to sometimes fail with meaning so we dont make healthy eating a habit like with training
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>>3314997
honestly i'm all for just spinning the power gacha every chance we get, but that doesn't scream "optimal short-term build" long term, more powers is more powers to set to 20, but still
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>>3315008
What do you mean? I don't know how junk food is applicable to Willpower training. Didn't we sort of use the junk food as part of the SHAME modifier? We need to eat healthy if we want to keep shedding these pounds.
We could focus on meditation. Someone at some point mentioned staring at candles in the dark.
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>>3314997
>>3315008
Our will went way up through meditation, so I'd say we focus on that, instead of trying to fail more than we'll do regardless.
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>>3315024
dont you remember how we got will gain from forcing our self to training and eating healthy and training has become a habit so we no longer get will from it dont want the same thing to happen to the food
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>>3314926
>this is my 2x4.
>it shoots lasers.
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My apologies for the lack of thread activity anons, but I'm on an imminent deadline for a five page essay and don't have the time to write-up an update at the moment.

>>3314540
If you weren't all about devilish solutions to difficult problems, could you really call yourself Mr. DIE with a straight face?

>>3314570
Little over a decade ago, and the superhero-government cooperation has been running strong for the last eight years. It's definitely a relatively recent event, but an accepted part of life these days.

>>3314957
>>3314978
>>3314994
>>Wood Tinker
>mfw laminating the shit out of normies
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>>3315118
No worries OP, take your time. Thanks for the great Quest so far.
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>3315118
rollan to help you get a good grade
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>>3315037
I don't understand your point. Are you saying Derek needs to eat unhealthy and work out? Because that sounds counter productive.

>>3315166
what have you done
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>>3315171
i am saying we should not make eating healthy a [HABIT] it would make it so we no longer get will gain from resisting eating it
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>3315024
>>3315025
>>3315171
You can Meditate to periodically improve your Willpower, exercise style.

>>3315160
Don't mention it my mayne.

>>3315166
I can feel my writing, fading.... Good thing this is only a [Medium] task.
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>>3315166
>>3315182
God damn. Let's hope that Writing: 3 [18/20] is enough to bail me out.
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Rolled 17, 12 = 29 (2d20)

>>3315192
lets roll and see
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>>3315181
That makes no sense. We need to eat healthy so we lose those pounds. We won't get gains from simply choosing to eat unhealthy food.
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>>3315182
Do we need to meditate a specific way? Maybe focus on the feeling where ever we're about to make a break through or kill a cape?
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>>3315208
Hes talking about us gaining willpower beacuse we are temptet by the junk fod and must Roll Will to not Eat it
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>>3315208
WILL major letters as in the thing we need to keep hold of PP after we kill supers????
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>>3315219
Yes? And we can't gain anymore Willpower from the temptation of Junk food because it's habit? No, wait we don't get anymore Willpower from working out because it's a habit. Or are they both a habit?

>>3315223
>WILL major letters
are you having a stroke?
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>>3315236
1.we have workout as habit so we no longer get Will from it
2. we have not made eating healthy food into a HABIT YET
3.WILL in major letters because its not will as in "i will do it" because its will as in willpower
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>>3315214
There's no specific way you need to meditate, clearing your mind with calm intent is enough to make progress.
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>>3315118
What's the paper on?
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>>3315305
Operating Systems n' sheeit
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>>3315333
They operate. They systems. Sometimes they even systematically operate.
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>>3315353
This I know all too well.
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>>3315333
>the guy who make a neckbeard quest is a /g/entleman
Not even surprised.
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Two out of five pages done, six hours left to write. Best not procrastinate.

>>3315683
In training, at least, but I've been a hobbyist for decades.
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>>3315728
I believe in you, NEET-kun!
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Rolling for a random OS pun
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Rolled 919 (1d1000)

>>3315880
Now make the roll actually work
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>>3315883
The dice gods want you to use the Interject pasta in your essay OP
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Whenever I start writing, my mind goes blank and I enter into a sort of fugue. The words, symbols, and sentences come to me and I type them as they do, making one or two changes as I see fit, but if you held a loaded gun to my head, I honestly couldn't begin to tell you how it worked or how I did it. I don't mean to sound pretentious, but I really do think that's how Tinkers feel.

Speaking of which, what are a Wood Tinker's strengths, besides effectively infinite resources and zero infrastructure requirement, whatsoever?

>>3315774
That makes me happy anon.

>>3315883
>>3315917
> DC: 950
Your +30 [Shitposting] skill bonus only brings the total to 949, only (1) short, and this was a [Hard] task. To think, what could've been... Be ashamed anon, be very ashamed.
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>>3315938
>wood tinker
Just call them druids
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>>3315938
>Speaking of which, what are a Wood Tinker's strengths, besides effectively infinite resources and zero infrastructure requirement, whatsoever?

Probably being immune to most tech-fuckery stuff. What's an EMP going to do against a magic plank?

Metal detectors wouldn't find shit about it.

It would probably be the most innocuous looking shit out there ever. Some dude has a small wooden horse with him? Kay. This guy is carrying some lumber with him? Whatever.
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>>3315967
Anon, a Wood Tinker's entire shtick is deforestation. They are, almost by definition, the anti-druid.

>>3315982
True, true, and true. Fuck, that seems pretty badass, now that you mention it.
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>>3315938
>Wood Tinker's strengths

Well I guess that depends. Are we making a car out of wood or are we making a car that runs on wood?
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>>3315938
Good at making super fertilizer, making complex wooden devices (at least artistically speaking), Making really really good weapons our of wood (Bows, arrows, crossbows)
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>>3315991
and making structures or things like robots made out of wood and is going to have some power in plant tinkering and can likely make special wood products and making living wood stuff
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>>3316000
Wooden structures like a building or catapult I can see, but wood doesn't have to tensile strength for anything impressive though like a robot, and we can't make a power source because everything is wood. You need to be a little specific about that power source.
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>>3316017
>but wood doesn't have to tensile strength for anything impressive though like a robot,

And aluminum pipes don't fire lasers from a flattened out soda-can base slapped on the end. Tinker tech is fucking weird, man.
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>>3316017
> wood doesn't have to tensile strength for anything impressive though like a robot
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imagine regenerating wood lacquer
a computer made out of wood dead and living
a razor leaf to shave chin or legs
a special tree that grows grenades
some proficiency in plant science
a wood saw made out of wood
plant robots pic related
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>>3316021
You're fucking right, but wooden robots? A Wood Tinker power sounds like it would be more of a biotinker thing. Now sure where to go with this. Wooden Golems?
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>>3316017
ha what makes you think we are only going to use common wood
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>>3316017
Wood unlike silicates is alive, which makes it a lot more interesting of a material
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>>3316035
what other woods are there? what constitutes as common and uncommon woods?
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>>3316042
Mahogany has the weeb word for magic in it
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>>3316037
it can grow and replace its own broken parts
this makes for a interesting bio organic mechanic constructs.
>>3316042 imagine us growing a completely new kind of wood with the same conductive properties of metals or wood forming like a crystal matrix making them act like crystals making them transparent and allowing for them to work like lenses

common wood is just the stuff you can find in the real world in most forests and in the real world there is a tree who has pollen that can remove free will from humans
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Why just wood then? Why not a plant tinker?
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>>3316021
what kind of tinkering did that guy even get to allow him that level of bull crap to make that stuff?
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>>3316042
Carpinus caroliniana American hornbeam (Ironwood, Blue-beech ironwood, Smooth-barked ironwood), eastern North America(sometimes used in longbows) this is mostly only found in our area

Orectospermum Schott, purpleheart, amendoim, violet wood, amaranth, it is uncommon in our area

African blackwood, Mpingo (Swahili) it is rare for our area
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>>3316057
Shards are bullshit sometimes. Sounds like it might work if that's how UberNEET will make Wood Tinkering work.

>>3316064
Dunno. I'm not much of a fan for this power idea.
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>>3316064
because wood is like the metal of the wood world and its opens up both organic and mechanical building like try to make a functional cog with a head of lettuce
>>3316064
>>3316107
also it was a fun idea
i am open for nearly anything we kind of got stuck on this while talking about random thinker power ideas we also had a anon with wood for wood
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>>3316120
its also the mahogany meme
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>>3316107
Why not just improve one of the powers we already have?
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I just realized that with a Wood tinker power we could actually make the village hidden in the leaves and be a true Hokage.
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>>3316146
That's probably what we're going to do.

>>3316157
That cool and all, but that would require a stupid amount of time we could spend either fighting corrupt gajin normies or training. That and a Village would require people so....
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>>3316168
And we can’t even talk to normies without shitting our selves or intimidating and threatening them until they shit themselves.
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>>3316157
It’s hakoge nigga
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>>3316170
And hiding an entire village would be sort of hard, and we would have to abandon it due to our Ronin ways. and how staying in one place for too long would be a bad idea.
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>>3316196
this pic hurts me
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>>3316193
Mainly meming but not a bad epilogue goal.
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>>3316200
sorry for giving you a flash back bro
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>>3316200
How do you think you get prison GAINZ? By not making spread and getting ALL the calories and protein possible?
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Damn this wait. You better ace this essay, neet.
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>>3316216
I don't understand what I am looking at. I know it's noodles, but what the hell? Is there some thick broth that made it all shapely? Why is it like this? It shouldn't be like this!
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>>3317005
>It shouldn't be like this!
let your noodles sit for like 6 or 7 hours in an air tight container with some other stuff mixed in for flavor
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>>3317028
Of Course! Right, noodles absorb the broth. I still find it kind of weird.
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>>3317032
i full well know, its why its captioned like it is.
its also mostly made in garbage bags, placed between pillow and mattress, body heat helps cook it, and you have to start with the hottest water you can get witch will only be kinda warm
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but really though being a veichle or a weapons tinker would be cool too
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All this discussion about Wood Tinkering is getting me hard as fuck anons, but I have some good news, and I have some bad news.

> Good News:
My essay turned out much better than I anticipated it would, and will be almost certainly for a NICE mid-term grade. That said,

> Bad News:
As many of you may be aware, some sperg spammed some off-topic dox on >>>/qst/, going on about how he had evidence his uncle was abusing his niece or some shit. Because I'm not an OG /b/tard or pedophile sympathizer, I suggested he bring the shit to >>>/pol/, >>>/bant/, and >>>/b/ if he wanted to see some results, moved on from the thread, and about two hours later, saw that it was deleted. I thought nothing of it, and posted >>3315987 before I received a 14 day ban for 'Doxxing' and 'Raiding,' thirty minutes after the thread was deleted.

Unfortunately I am a college-fag and lack a dynamic IP, because there's a stringent, no-tolerance policy against private routers in the dorms of an IT campus, out of concern for interference with campus broadband, even if they're operating on different wave-lengths. So for the next two weeks, I won't be able to update the thread, unless by some miracle the Appeal, which I can only make in three days goes through. Best case scenario, it'll be three more days before we can resume Superpowered Neckbeard Quest, realistically worst case, it'll be another two weeks. I'm stealth-posting this at 8:00 AM on a public library computer, shit's fucked brahs but feels Metal Gear Solid as fuck.

Here's to hoping one of you faggots is a stealth-Jannie the most ass-kissing Appeal possible goes through without any problems. Fear not, I'll stealth post an update to finally finish this thread, then archive this, and we'll resume when we can resume.
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>>3317492
Lol fucking whiny faggots reporting over anything.
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>>3317492
Is the internet on phones allowed? You could make a Hotspot for your computer and post through your cellphone connection
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>>3317492
daam thats bad.
Cant you just, idunno write and update, put it on a usb and post it on a library computer
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>>3317492
What the other anon said, use phone as hotspot, otherwise vpn time
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>>3317492
I'll hope it'll figure itself out.

Congrats on the paper
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>>3317492
congrats on the paper also how the fuck is saying go to the proper channels for this stuff 'Doxxing' and 'Raiding,'??? i dont fucking get people sometimes and how can it even be misunderstood? was there just a ban of EVERYONE that was in the thread?
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>>3317492
Damn, that sucks shit. You don't have a phone with a hot spot?
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>>3317717
it was beacuse he repostet it after it got deleted i think
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Man, what a shitshow.
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I am now deprived of quality questing. Whatever shall I do?

I already know I'm gonna read garbage fan fiction, don't answer me.
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>>3318476
go read Overgeared
https://www.wuxiaworld.com/novel/overgeared
the first 60 or so chapters are kinda slow but it picks up speed after
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>>3318494
Well alright, I'll try it out dude
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>>3317877
No shit shows have a standard
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>>3317492
Why not make a write up in a txt or docs file, then copy+paste and post it from the library until your ban is over?
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>>3319769
Let the man do as he wills.
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any ho gonna archive this hread?
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>>3323346
i dont know how to do that
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>>3323441
me neither.if i have to ill screenshot every screenshotable segment and post them in the third thread, but that might be above my paygrade
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>>3324620
Would work but its kind of insane but i think we can keep it alive for a while if we ration the bumps
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>>3324620
With over 2k posts? Lmao good luck.
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Jannies IRREDEEMABLE faggots confirmed, my appeal was denied, so it'll be another 10-12 days before I can resume the quest in full.

>>3323346
I'll archive when I post the last update of the thread, which should be some time tomorrow.
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>>3325356
Omw to annihilate the normies.
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>>3325356
Why are we still here?
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>>3326284
Just to suffer....
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our transition to eating healthy
http://chongoblog.tumblr.com/post/183287846626
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>>3326284
To revolt against the evil faggot jannies
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>tfw this is what he meant by daddy left

I finally understand.
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>>3326426
Every night, I can feel my leg… and my arm… even my fingers.

>>3327354
>Having a stable childhood
Fuck off.
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>>3325356
alright i'm gonna say it
Fuck Jannies
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>>3328122
>Fuck off.

>being black

Shots fired.
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>>3328447
Not actually black, but I think I got enough in me to count. I come from a lineage of favella fuckups and first world failures.
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>>3325356
thank you fucking jannies
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>>3329494
Oof.



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