>>28367525
Give the did a wink, politely apologize and offer to let him touch your neck fluff.

>>28367592
Also tell him no molestings was occurings

>>28367592
Er. Dude. Meant to say dude.

>>28367592
I agree with this anon, then invite him to sit at the table with A and yourself. grab some silverware on the way over as well, for, er... you know. manners.
yeah....

>>28367525
(Did you archive this on SupTG glorious QM?)

So, we are going back to our seat with him? Smoothie time.

Roll+1d20

Steal his pompadour to add to our collection of MANLY HAIR

Rolled 20

I will learn to roll these da.n dice...

Pompadour GET

>>28367794
>>28367961
Whether or not the ork comes with us, we should ask him for information: if he knows the name of the elven waitress, to what school he goes (he mentioned "schoolmate") or if he know anything about a unicorn girl named Charlotte.

>>28367525
OP, I will archive this under the title of Neckbeard Quest, unless you have any objection. The original thread will disappear soon.

>>28368145
Done. http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28334133/

>>28368129
This is a good idea.

>>28368129
We can even tutor him into growing a nice neckbeard.

"We got off on the wrong hoof. Shit, do orcs have hooves? Well, either way. Come sit with us. Anon is buying breakfast. Going to have to take that pompadour though. Just... kinda..."

Steal the pompadour. There is no arguing with this.

>>28368793

>>28368793
>>28368822
What a shameful display.

Rolled 4

>>28368822
Wrong hole nii-chan. Try the email field.

Rolled 14

>>28368858
Thanks...

Rolling to not be retarded any more.

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>>28367592

You call off the battle and politely apologizing to the Orc student. He politely refuses to touch your neck fluff.
As you shrug his refusal off, you guide him over to your table and offer to let him eat with you. He decides he does not have a choice in this, doesn't he?

What do you talk about with your new Orcish friend with the sweet pompadour?

Rolled 11

>>28368913
>What do you talk about with your new Orcish friend with the sweet pompadour?
Talk to him about local unicorn girls.

>>28368913
It wasn't a request. He WILL touch our neck fluff. Get him in there.

Rolled 16

>>28368913
Tell him if he doesn't want to touch the neck fluff there's something... ELSE... he can touch.

>>28368913
Ask about Charlotte.

>>28368913
Ask about Charlotte, his school, and the elven waitress who we're going to eventually impregnate

Rolled 3

>>28368913
Sing a sick duet with both mouths.

Rolled 17

>>28368965
Or anally devour, whatever comes first.

Rolled 11

Is OP kill?

Rolled 7

>>28369598
Just slow I believe.

>>28369598
He takes a while.
Calm down and stop rolling.

>>28369630
>>28369618
I am new to the rolling thing. Forgot to clear my e-mail field.

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>>28368942

You grab him by the wrist and force his hand into your neck fluff.

"So, tell me about the local Unicorn girls. Especially ones named "Charlotte"."

"Why's you forcings my hand into your neck fluffs?"

"Don't change the subject, buddy."

1/2

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>>28370189

"Charlotte goes to same schools as I and thats Anon do. She is only unicorn girl in whole facility. Why's you ask?"

>Well, let's just say we-

"Here's yer order, fella! Need anything else or are ya good?"

Food's here.

>>28370242
Put all of the food into our "lower mouth"

Our stomach one, ecchi baka

>>28370242
"Oh, we do have something else we need. Would you be a dear and tell us what time you get off?"

Captcha: heretics atedrui
Fucking heretics, eating people.

Rolled 2

>>28370242
Eat the bacon. Talk about the events that lead to the enslavement of Anon.

Then we put the orc under the control of our beard.

>>28370242
The neckbeard also serves as a pocket dimension.

Invite the elf girl to live there in luxurious fluffiness.

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>>28370278

>Thank you, fair Elf Maiden.

You stood and opened up your mouth belly, a huge tongue sliding out around your order and pulling it in.

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>>28370846

"Well, alrightie then. I'll go ahead and get yer bill.."

The elf waitress did not seem impressed, and left the table.

>>28370869
"Ill be right here, sweetie."

And then dont be there when she gets back.

>>28370869
RUN

Bring minion and pompadour with!

>>28370846
Ask her when she goes on break.
She obviously wants the beard. We can't tease her like this and not let her have one touch.

>>28370846
>>28370869

Impress upon her the other delights our tongues can bestow.

Rolled 19

>>28370869
Seduce her using our "tongue" and our neckbeard.

>>28370880
>>28370881
Wait, the ork might have money! We should try to get him to pay the bill as unlikely as that might be, so we'll stand better with the elf, and we can ask her about her break time.

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>>28370880

"Alright, here's yer bi- What happened to yer friend, Anon?"

1/2

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>>28371217

>You see, he did a di-

"I'ms payings. Puts it on my tabs."

"Sure, honey. You two better hurry or yer both late fer lurkin!"

The two leaves the diner, you are temporarily the minion Anon.

"Anon, you haves some explainings to do."

>Huh?

2/2

>>28371250
I don't know much more than you, pal.
I got mugged by Charlotte and her gang, and here I am under the care of a probably psychopathic neckbeard-eldritch abomination.

What was your day like?

Rolled 4

>>28371250
He's an eldritch abomination and he saved me from Charlotte sodomizing me with her horn.

He's also into that.

>>28371250
I got mugged by the unicorn fucker, then the horrifying beast with a beautiful neckbeard saved me, only to try to have her impale him in the anus with her horn.
Now I'm stuck following the fucker around.

>>28371319
>>28371311
>>28371269
>three odds
Well, I'm going for whatever you want to say as long as it involves these.

>>28371250

>>28371250
Well, first off there I was, lurking around, when suddenly Charlotte and her gang came and beat me up. They took my money, y'know. Then she was about to shove her horn up my ass. Never have I been more scared, when suddenly some dude with a neckbeard in his underwear shows up and tries to get her to stick her horn in his ass. Weird right? Well things just kept getting weirder, as when the cyclops girl, whassername, punches him away from Charlotte he doubles over and transforms into that beard thing. Anyway, they're about to fight, they strike a deal where he lets them leave if he gets to devour me, then we came here.

>>28371269
>>28371311
>>28371319
All odds. Damn.

"I don't know much more than you. I got mugged by Charlotte and her gang, right? There were about to horn me. Then the dude with the neckbeard turns down the alley way and asks where all the elf women are at. My anal virginity was saved. Then he demanded to be horned. Vigorously. After nearly horn raping Charlotte, he got into a fight, evolved into a freak (with an even more resplendent neckbeard), and made a deal with them: let him have the dude they beat up (me) and they could go free. They took it. Now here I am, penniless and indentured to neckbeard man.

>>28371250
>The last thing I remember is snorting a huge line of warp dust and then I woke up getting beaten by a unicorn.

Rolled 16

>>28371429
>>28371417
Still odd haha

"Garush, you have GOT to get me the fuck out of here. That alien... THING... with the neckmane is fucking insane."

>>28371448
FUCK
>>28371442
>>28371450
Looks like these too got it.

Rolled 13

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>>28371442

>The last thing I remember is snorting a huge line of warp dust and then I woke up getting beaten by a unicorn.

"Bullshits."

[i]Sigh.[/i]

>Garush.
>You have GOT to get me the fuck out of here. That alien... THING... with the neckmane is fucking insane.

"Well, okay. What weres you doings with hairy aliens in first place?"

>>28371665

(What are you even rolling for)

>>28371826

Woops, turns out itallics don't work on here at all. Please excuse that.

>>28371847
>>28371826
He, er, it? "saved" me from being anally devastated by Charlotte's horn. And now I'm it's food I think? But yeah, that's why I have no money.

>>28371826
"It's like this. See, Charlotte and her cronies mugged me and were going to do unspeakable things to me with her horn. That thing came out of nowhere and... I don't even know, it knocked Charlotte down and then it took off its pants and... oh god..."

>>28371826
Charlotte and her gang beat me up. Mugged my sorry ass, and were about to rape it with Charlotte's horn.

Then neckbeard saved me. Kinda. Just kinda walked over in his boxers, interrupted and asking where he could find elf women, then demanded Charlotte give him her horn. When she refused, he almost raped her face, but then cyclops punched him. Then he turned into the freak you see now, and his neckbeard went super saiyan.

They freaked out, and cut a deal where he could have me if they got to scram.

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>>28371906
>>28371918

>It's like this. See, Charlotte and her cronies mugged me and were going to do unspeakable things to me with her horn.

"Uh-huh."

>The income neckbeard in underwear who kind of saved me. Just kinda walked over in his boxers, interrupted and asking where he could find elf women, then demanded Charlotte give him her horn. When she refused, he almost raped her face, but then cyclops punched him. Then he turned into the freak you see now, and his neckbeard went super saiyan.
>They freaked out, and cut a deal where he could have me if they got to scram.

"So, how dids it not eats you?"

>I.. Uh..

"Well? Then what?"

>>28372242
"Then we came to the diner and that's more or less it."

Leave out the part where we were sampled like Baskin Robins.

>>28372262
I'm pretty sure we're trying to leave that out of our memory, too.

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>>28372262

>Then we came to the diner and that's more or less it.

"But whys was he lickings you?"

>Drop it.

It is 8:00 AM, here is your position on the map. You do not know where neckbeard ran off to, possibly a vain attempt at finding the lurking facility you're from.

Where to?

>>28372411
School, I think? It's getting pretty close to time...

>>28372411
Anywhere but a place with hostiles, that beard thing is probably off grinding for levels.

>>28372411
Go to your school.

>>28372492
"I'm gonna wreck it!"

As he devours a horde of goblin scouts.

>>28372411
Request to party up with Orc Boy. These are tough and uncertain times, with rapey unicorn girls and insane eldritch-abominations with lovely neck fluff. We should permanently pair up. It's dangerous to go alone.
>>28372429
Should we? If he can track it down, then it'll be the first place he'd look. Although having him destroy the school would be nice. No way in hell neckbeard would just politely sign in.
>>28372429

>>28372411
Assess inventory and skills.

>>28372591
This.

>>28372411
Realize our homosexual attraction to Garush.

Realise our immense attraction and disgust to the neckbeast that has assaulted us.

>>28372670
IT BEGINS

>>28372411
And not one set of evens yet.

>So, check inventory and skills first. What can we do?
>Avoid hostiles like the plague.
>Offer to party up with Garush more permanently: even at school we should stick together, what with Charlotte the horn raping harlot running around.

>>28372695
Incorrect. See >>28372670

>>28372670
Evens.
This was going to happen sooner or later anyway.
Our boring life, suddenly intruded on by this mildy disturbed and masculine neckbeard deviant. Deep down, we know he is what we aspire to be.

>>28372734
>we know he is what we aspire to be
Does...does that mean we want Charlotte's horn now?

>>28372762
>Implying it was a mugging
>Implying we weren't negotiating for sweet, sweet hornings in the beginning

We have been infected. Best to accept it.

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>>28372492

That won't be easy to do, since hostiles are every fucking where in this god damn world of chans.

Safe bunker? More like dead end for some evil spirit to come through and wreck your shit. Temple that defends against evil spirits? Savages come in and slap your shit-

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>>28372785

"SUP FAGGOT"

A battle is occuring!

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>>28372803

3/3

Your second battle, Anon. Don't fuck this one up.
You have a partner in this battle.

It is your turn.

>>28372803
He-he has a bigger pompadour than Garush!
Special move, Spaghetti Explosion!

>>28372849
Attack.
Specifically, hit him in the torpedo.

>captcha
9-inch atesafb
I don't know what this implies.

>>28372849
Hm.
Cast fist.

>>28372849
Special Call Master/

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>>28372866

You currently do not possess enough pasta for SPAGHETII EXPLOSION.

>>28372876

GARUSH lands a punch on TORPEDO ASSHOLE.
Rolling for total damage.

Rolled 27

>>28372991

>>28372991
Garush! Use "Throw Pompadour!"

>>28372991

well i fucked that up

>>28372991
Acid Spit

>>28373010
Try lower-case D?

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>>28373003
>>28373021

(THANK YOU. I'll have you guys roll for player damage, how's that?)

TORPEDO ASSHOLE'S health lowers down to 27.

TORPEDO ASSHOLE lands a kick on ANONYMOUS.
Rolling for damage.

Rolled 89

>>28372991
Anon! Jump on Garush's shoulders and do a FRIENDSHIP FUSION!

>>28373044
Lower case d is the only thing you're doing wrong.

>>28373051
MECHA-SHIVA!
MECHA-SHIVA!
MECHA-SHIVA!

>>28373044
OH SNAP WE ALMOST DEAD

Rolled 83

>>28373044

argh hold on this will be quick i am not dice literate

>>28373044
Anon, use Acid Spit, Garuush, use Pompadour Spike.

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>>28373072
>>28373051

>>28373067
We're having shit luck today, aren't we?

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>>28373072

CRITICAL HIT!

ANON is on VERGE OF TEARS, crying will happen in the next turn.

>>28373111
Garush, use Manly Physique Rush!
Anon, Acid Tears. Quickly!

>>28373111
Garush use LUCHA LIBRE MOVES

>>28373111
Anon: Pathetic Aura! Deflect damage onto Garush!

Garush: Pompadour Limit Break!

>>28373111
If we're already crying, does it affect toxic cry in any way? I'd think it would.

>>28373111
Garush's pompadour should consume torpedo asshole's pompadour.

It is a well known fact that this is how pompadour's and their masters grow in power.

>>28373163
Seconding.

>>28373111
Where is Neckbeard when you actually need him?

>>28373232
probably off enjoying some delicious meatbread

>>28373268
Am I the only one that thinks Neckbeard looks like Ryuk from Death Note?

>>28373298
Yes.
>>28373111
Attack!

>>28373268
Also possible that he doubled back and took the elf girl.

He is now running from rooftop to rooftop, holding her in his arms as she nestles into his neck fluff, whisking her away from her boring life and dead end job, taking her to places unknown and unseen.

Or he could just be, you know, dicking around on /tg/.

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Rolled 58

>>28373140

GARUSH uses a LUCHE LIBRE MOVE on TORPEDO ASSHOLE

Anon cannot do any TEAR related skill until the next turn.

Rolling for damage.

>>28373420
Oh, nice hit! Torpedo Asshole, use "Explode!"

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Rolled 10

>>28373420

CRITICAL HIT!

TORPEDO ASSHOLE eats a slice of MEATBREAD.

Rolling for healing.

>>28373420
Anon, Cast Magic Missle.

>>28373465
That's not going to do very much.

Garush! Use Pomp Whip!

ANONYMOUS is CRYING, TEAR related skills can now be used. However, your vision is clouding and there is a chance you will miss your target.

>>28373474
>>28373478

Neither of you have those skills!

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>>28373525

i'm doing all kinds of fucking up tonight

Rolled 2

>>28373525
Rolling to acquire Pompadour Whip

>>28373543
Anon, Acid Tear.
Garush, Manly Physique Rush!

>>28373543
Garush! Grapple him! Then eat his Pompadour and gain his power!

>>28373543
Garush use GUT PUNCH to induce VOMITING in Torpedo asshole

Rolled 13

>>28373572
No, you idiot! That'll lead to a Linda Blair situation!

>>28373543
rape his face with our fist

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Rolled 7

>>28373548

Even number!! GARUSH had learned POMPADOUR WHIP!

>>28373570

GARUSH attempts GRAPPLE, lowest number is failure, highest is success. Die number is 1-10.

Rolled 7

>>28373619
Grapple!

>>28373619
Anon, acid tears, now!

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Rolled 3

>>28373619

GRAPPLE SUCCESSFUL

TORPEDO ASSHOLE is struggling.

>>28373653
Acid Tears is an AOE. We'll hit Garush and ourselves too. Is that a risk we're willing to take?

>>28373653
He won't have the power to struggle once we consume his pompadour!

>>28373675
we should probably do HEALING TEARS as Garush uses POWER NOOGIE to mess up torpedo assholes pompadour

>>28373764
Anon: Healing Tears

Garush: Consume Pompadour

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Rolled 27

>>28373684
>>28373764
>>28373780

GARUSH begans to gnaw on the pompadour of TORPEDO ASSHOLE. It isn't really doing any damage but it's definitely hurting his style.

ANON uses HEALING TEARS, rolling for healing.

>>28373818
That is the best motherfucking thing I have ever seen.

So we're doing, what, 1d4 damage per turn to his Pompadour stat, and once that hits 0 we get a buff?

>>28373818
While consuming his pompadour and absorbing its power, Garush should twist Torpedo Asshole's arms into a pretzel.

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>>28373851

Torpedo will miss his turn, but will become enraged in the next. This means Torpedo's damage will increase.

Anon will stop crying if he's 50 health and over.

Garush is currently chewing on the pompadour.

>>28373880
Garuush, Absorb Pompadour powers/
Anon, Acid Tears.

>>28373880
Anon: continue crying and throw shoes at torpedo guy

Garush: spit chewed up pompadour wad at torpedo man

Rolled 17

>>28373880
Anon, while crying, should roll to unlock "Sissy Flail."

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Rolled 11, 85, 51, 28, 73, 64, 30, 54, 72, 62 = 530

>>28373894

GARUSH's pompadour extends through the POMPADOUR MAGIC you had just consumed.

ANON cries out ACID TEARS, temporarily blinding him.
Rolling for acid damage.

>>28373965
Garush should sharpen that at his earliest opportunity.

Rolled 10

>>28373965

wait shit did i fuck up

real damage is here

>>28373979
Aww. Oh well.
Garush. Using your new-found powerdour, destroy your foe with a mega headbutt.

>>28373965
Garush should focus his energy into his pompadour, and create a beam of potent masculine pompadour energy.

Anon should continue crying tears of acid.

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>>28373979

ANON may be blind, but he's still crying acid until the next turn.

TORPEDO ASSHOLE is ENRAGED! His attack power is raised.

>>28374027
Do these.
>>28374020
>>28373996
They got evens.

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>>28374060

Garush MEGA HEATBUTTS into TORPEDO ASSHOLE

Anon continues to cry ACID TEARS, the tears are landing on TORPEDO ASSHOLE!

Rolling for combined damage.

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Rolled 88

>>28374162

VICTORY!

Dice is rolling on how much cash monies you have won.

>>28374188
>Diceroll matches last digits on post
>AND it's doubles.

We gotta have some special item from that OP

>>28374212
We should get Torpedo Asshole's head.
We can throw it at somebody we dislike.
Or, you know, save it for when we're in a pinch.

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>>28374212
>>28374248

Then it's agreed, Garush heads over to TORPEDO'S body and rips off his head.

"W-what are you chucklenuts doing?!"

"Shuts up."

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>>28374358

"Anon, are you goings to be okays?"

>>28374358
Holy shit, it's still alive?

Level it up! It'll be like a level one nuke.

Captcha: any caredust

Ask fore caredust

>>28374367
Goodnight, OP.
We love you. We love you so much.

"Probably. Maybe. Hopefully."
"Nice work with the Pompadour magic, by the way."

>>28374367
Night OP, see you around.

"Maybe, let's not stick around in case we get into another scuffle."
"And is it just me or is your pompadour bigger?"

As far as suggestions go, do you guys think we should flesh out Pompadour magic more, like it's powers, it's limits, stuff like that? Or should we just make it up as we go along?

Also, who should be a bigger priority, elf girl or Charlotte? I mean, we need the horn. But still.

>>28374530
Charlotte.
Pompadour magic is related to manliness, agressiveness and people talking shit about your waifu(s). It can do almost anything, but requires large amounts of energy, hair gel, and rival pompadour deaths.

>>28374676
I suppose we do need the horn. And unless elf girl is familiar with horn related magic, she's probably out of luck. Not that we can't be great comrades via mutual love of neck fluff.

I also like the way you laid out pompadour magic though. It's suitably silly, provides some limitations, but doesn't really tie it down or limit it. And what should we call those who wield pompadour magic? I feel that such a noble pursuit deserves some manner of title.

Do you think neckbeards should have some sort of power? Ours obviously has powers of seduction, but those powers could easily stem from it simply being a damn fine piece of neck fluff.

>>28374358
Our own personal mortepedo.

Garush is a pretty chill orc guy.

>>28374676
>>28375071
Neckbeard is after Charlotte and the elf. We are currently Anonymous, a particularly unlucky denizen of /tg/.

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I think that Anon need to get a badass glasses.

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>>28374384

How can you level up Torpedo Asshole if you can barely see? Your eyes hurt and your cheeks are burning. Are you STILL crying acid?

Switch back to Neckbeard?

>>28376910
Switch to Charlotte.

>>28376910
Anon may need a new set of eyes.

Lets switch back to neckbeard for now.

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>>28376986

Oh hey~

Welcome back, Neckbeard. What kind of shenanigans were YOU up to~?

>>28377185
Consuming annoying anons avariciously.

>>28377185

Eating some jams.

>>28377185
Continue eating the people in Quest thread general.

Checking out the /d board.

>>28377185
Wait, is it me or is our neckbeard growing longer?

>>28377308
lets go to /d/

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The time is 10:27 AM, weather is cloudy and temperatures are around 10°C outside.

>>28377210

Well, you sure did consume alot of those. You are still peckish, however.

>>28377282

You are no where near that thread, perhaps you should start looking?

>>28377757
Use their blood to paint tribal markings all over our body. Then go find Anon and Pompadork.

>>28377757
go home and see if we can find that meatbread

>>28377775
We need to call the ork guy pompadork from now on.

>>28377757
Craft a beautiful sculpture from the bones of dead anons. Fashion it after our likeness. Or maybe make it a giant penis.

>>28377785
And possibly eat the anon that made us feel uncomfortable in the elevator.

>>28377757
Transcend our mortal frame and become a greater being

Become Giga Neckbear, the final form of neckbeard.

>>28377876
Or better yet, start a quest thread.

>>28377875
>made us feel uncomfortable in the elevator
I'm not entirely sure that's what happened.

>>28377913
This is how history will remember it.

>>28377785
Our home burned down, Anon. We have no home now.

>>28377940
The meatbread might still be alive!

Those things are hardy as fuck. For all we know, our post is in a ambiguous quantic state and won't be destroyed until we observe it.

>>28377940
maybe we can find the crispy burned meatbread

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>>28377874

WHAT A TERRIFIC IDEA!

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>>28378153

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>>28378159

HM.

Well...

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>>28378174

You feel as if it were missing something..

>>28378183
Needs neck fluff.

>>28378183
The neckbeard

>>28378183
Odd, was there no hair amongst the remains?

>>28378366
He absorbed the hair for his own neckbeard.

>>28378391
I believe you are slightly wrong. The Neckbeard itself absorbed the hair, he didn't have any control over it.

>>28378413
>>28378391
So our Neckbeard is some kind of highlander-esque bushel that absorbs the power of people's hair after it kills them?

>>28378391
>>28378413
Gonna have to find something we can't absorb for the mane. Unless it's a giant penis. Either way we must keep this work of art in a safe place.

>>28378442
That would seem likely yes.

That explain why we don't have any other body hair.

>>28378413
>>28378442
In the end, there will only be one.

>>28378183

It need a sunglassed.

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>>28378190
>>28378194

Oh, right! But where should you look for neckbeard materials..?

>>28378771
What's that behind us?
Investigate!

>>28378771
Make a neckbeard from elven ears.

>>28378771
Those silhouettes back there look like they might have hair!

>>28378771
Look, new friends!

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>>28378804

Huh, they do look like they have hair!

Or maybe they're really weird looking hats.

>>28378909
Hats could be used too in the forging of the great neckbeard

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>>28378928

You might be right, voice in head! Maybe they're hats that look like ha-

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>>28378935

what the hell was that

>>28378944
Read the letter!

>>28378944

It seems that they had fired off a arrow with message.

Pull the arrow out and read the message.

>>28378944
They seem to have dropped something. Toss it right back at them.

>>28378959
HUG TOM

>>28378944
Investigate wall crack.

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>>28379022

It looks like an arrow with a scribbled on piece of paper attached to-

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>>28379298

- yyyYYYOOOOW!

>>28379298
>iqdb
Put the paper into our beard and equip the arrow.

>>28379298
>>28379307
Braid the paper into our neckbeard as trophies.
Wield the arrows like tiny fragile daggers
Charge the enemy!

>>28379298
Those are some sloppy-ass kanji.

>>28379396
>ass kanji.
This is now a thing.

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>>28379307

That is fucker!!! Transform into Super Neckbeard level TWO!!!

>>28379298
>破魔矢 - Arrow used to drive off evil(?)

>>28379477

Ok... we must facing either from /a or /jp. Most likely /jp because of Touhou fans.

>>28379477
drive off evil? Is an anon from /b/ nearby?

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>>28379422
Ouch my nostalgia.
I am the hope of the Internet. I am the answer to all the dead that cry out for peace from this evil. I am protector of the trolled. I am the light in the grim darkness of the 41st millennium. I am That Guy. I am the Neckbear, Anon E. Moose!

Wait what the fuck is our name?
I am not a creative man.

>>28379477
>>28379520
It's probably /jp/ since noone on /a/ actually know Moonrunes and /jp/ has funny 2hu hats. Quick, scream out that they will never be Japanese and that their favorite VN will never get translated.

>>28379593
Why would they care if the VN gets translated if they can into moonrunes?

>>28379616
Because finding downloads for VNs in general is a fucking chore, especially if it's vague and not very popular. Translations usually at least get them put up online.

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>>28379631
But shouldn't they already own it in some form, if it's their favourite?

Scream, "Kuso BAKAYAROU!!!!!" at them.

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>>28379308

You tie the pieces of paper into your beard and equip the arrows as daggers.
While you did that, those fuckers shot another arrow at you, but missed. You can hear their muffled arguing from a distance.

>>28379422

Does getting really angry and hungry again count?

What's your course of action here, Anon?

>>28379757
Eat the fucker with the bow already.

Steal his equipment.

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>>28379660
Nigga importing shit from Moonland is expensive as fuck, I mean I guess if it's their favorite, you've got me, but otherwise fuck that noise.

On the note of VNs, Monmusu Quest 3 when?

>>28379757
Have a battle with your inner demons in your inner world and pull a new powerup out of your ass, becoming Giga Neckbear.

I will not rest until we become a literal bear.

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>>28379757

Ok we go for Asura's Wraith style instead by growing four additional arms!

>>28379809
And tentacles.

>>28379830
Tentacles confirmed.

>>28379830
We should grow Our neckbeard hair into tentacles.

>>28379419
尻! 臀部!
Google translate tells me those are buttocks (ass kept giving me donkeys and the verb form of butt).
ASS KANJI!

>>28379757
We could just kill them.
But that wouldn't be half as entertaining. We're a mutant badass. We should just calmly stroll up to them, grin, flashing out horribly sharp teeth, and ask them "'Sup. I think you lost your arrow."

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Rolled 10

>>28379830
>>28380040

Rolling for tentacles! Odds, you learn to use your neckbeard as tentacles, Evens, you get to learn how to grow more mouths and use your tongues as tentacles.

Theeeen maybe you should do something about these aggressors before they lodge an arrow into your brain.

>>28380247
Eat the knights, seduce the weeaboo priestess.

>>28380247
Fuck yes TONGUE.

Also >>28380244 got evens.
Looks like were going for the intimidation route. I hope our reflexes our good enough to catch the arrows with our tongue tentacles.

>>28380267
A solid course of action.

>>28380247

Kill the miko and rape the knight!!! Wait a minute... something is wrong here....

>>28380247
CONSUME

>>28380282
I read that as tongue testicles.

>>28380310
Somewhere, that is somebody's fetish. I just know it.

I just wanted you to know, I hate quest threads.

But this is glorious in the sexual kinds of ways.

>>28380247
Just what part of the chans spat out a knight? He can't be from /tg/, his beard would be coming out his helmet.

>>28380525
/adv/ maybe? It's full of whiteknights.

>>28380525
His armor's pretty white.
I would assume it could be any board.

>>28380525
Maybe /k/, unlikely but possibly /a/. Alot of animoo's aren't samurai, instead about adventurers or some folks with european armors an armaments. Would explain why he works with that girl. Although again, /a/ is most definitely a stretch.

Rolled 17

>>28380247
Form Neckbeard Arrows, and launch!

>>28380525
They're from /a/, obviously. Shrine maiden and guardian knight with such overly-stylized armor.

>>28380640
>>28380596
That woman is obviously from /jp/. She's dressed like a 2hu

>>28380671
So maybe /jp/ and /a/ put aside their differences to hunt monsters?

She's a 2hu reject who has read one too many bad manga.
He's a white knight from /a/ who believes waifus can do no wrong.

They hunt monsters.

>>28380525
Maybe its /vg/? Although I dont think touhou generals are allowed there.

>>28380689
While we're pondering their origins, they're knocking arrows and drawing steel.

Can we focus?

>>28380247
Wait second I think her sleeves are not attached. She must be from /jp/

>>28380706
The course of action was already decided by >>28380244. He got evens first.
We're waiting on OP to draw it up.

>>28380739

If they shoot us we must intercept and devour the arrow using our many mouth tentacles.

>>28380739
K.

>>28380706
We couldn't even stay focused enough to keep raping our dear Anon, let alone have the focus to dodge arrows.

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>>28380244
>>28380282

You did just that:

Calmly stroll up to them with a grin..

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>>28381325

.. You flash your horrible teeth, and then you-

>>28381325

...We gonna get shot arent' we?

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>>28381339

BATTLE INSTIGATED

>>28381325
HORN! It's got a horn!

Maybe... maybe we don't NEED Charlotte.

>>28381325
>>28381354

Hey that one got an horn.

You know what to do.

UNLOCK NEW FORM!

>>28381354
Well, that was predictable.
But still hilarious.

>>28381354

I HUNGER, let's devour the 2ch which has no armour first of all.

>>28381354
Block their attacks with tongue tentacles. Lick them if possible.

Demand a horning from the big one. Ask who sent them, too. Maybe they're from Charlotte! She seems like the type who plays hard to get. With assassins.

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THANK YOU FOR WAITING THIS STUFF TAKES A WHILE TO DRAW

---

You are now fighting a TRIO OF MONSTER HUNTERS.
Your carapace grants you 2% off of damage against you.
Your hunger invigorates you.

>>28381581

also music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpQ3bWxAgoo

>>28381581
Always geek the mage first.

>>28381581
Eat the knight, fuck the oni, marry the priest

>>28381581
What special moves we got?

Best music.
>>28381601
Nah, I think we should rape her. Let's smack the ogre in the face with a tongue.

>>28381581
Take apart armor man, exorcise it and wear it.

>>28381581
Grapple them with your tongue tentacles!
Then whisper the dark secrets of the neckbeard into their ears. Soon, they'll be ready to tell you anything you want to know.

>>28381581

I have it on good authority that shrine maidens take -5 against tentacles, as such we should
bind the shrine maiden with mouth tentacles, use as meat shield against other oppenents.

>>28381581
There's a chance that if we drop the mage, the living armor may drop as well. Besides, always drop the mage first and then the healers. In this case, she's both.

Use "Tongue Lashing" to damage and stun!

>>28381581

Diplomance them and convince them to join us.

>>28381627
You think this rule exists for no reason? Geek the fucking mage.