Hitler had a great mustach. He seemed like a nice guy.
I also really love Aragorn's beard. I want the same. Or a mix between Aragorn's beard and Hitler's mustach.

If he isn't already sporting the manliest of manly beards, he probably can't grow a proper one.

Assuming this is real and not a troll for a second. He may not have a choice. Some guys can only grow patchy hair.

Avoid muttonchops at all costs.

You want a full-bodied mustache with a slight upward curve on the outer perimeters.

>>14950762

gimlibeard is movie make up. his is wearing a latex prosthesis IIRC. I know the nose is fake.

>>14950677
He's European, so a Hitlerstache is a very bad idea. Aragorn beard would be awesome though.

>>14950702
Consider it his rite of manhood.

>>14950706
Not a troll, and that is why I am openminded to a moustache, or anything NOT a soul patch.

Keep the ideas coming; Hitlerstache, Aragornbeard, and Gimlibeard will be interesting in the Thunderdome, especially if Gimlibeard could get some Aquanet, but more competitors = better!

>>14950796

Sorry, edited that post for grievous misspelling and punctuation error. Answer appreciated.

How about you stop trying to control your boyfriend's fucking life?

>man
>needs convincing to grow facial hair
What is this world coming to?

>>14950824


Ooh, I especially like bottom center, but I don't know how well that would work on him. Any ideas on a Teddy Roosevelt 'stache?

>>14950677
>I also really love Aragorn's beard. I want the same. Or a mix between Aragorn's beard and Hitler's mustach.

viggo can grow a damn good beard

I find it interesting that facial hair used to be a social norm at certain times in the past.

If he's reluctant to do it, better start small.

>>14950886

And 'stache,

>>14950902
what a proper gentleman should have...

>>14950853

Well, I do have some control over his fucking life, but that's because I'm a very active part of it.

Plus, all he has to say is "No, I do not want to do this." and it would end discussion- I'm just telling him he would look really good with a bit of scruff. He's agreed to it without duress.

>>14950925
cant stand mustache. damn food and drinks getting stuck in them.

>>14950917
Ah, but he lacks the SMOLDER. (For which I thank the gods, actually)

>>14950925
Okay, I don't recognize that- is that supposed to be Wild Bill Cody?

Full beard, if you don't look like you spent the last 3 months in the wilderness you're smalltime.

Don't have him go small.

>>14950964
If a mustache is trimmed and combed correctly that won't happen.

Sam Elliott moustache of the year, all years.

the french fork is clearly in need of a revival in fashion...

>>14950995

Sam Elliot 'Stache is indubitably the sexiest thing that has been posted here. I know what I'm putting my bets on.

>>14951015

personally I am more fond of the curly english style, demonstrated here by Tom Hardy as Bronson, but Sam Elliott is the undisputed king of moustachery.

>>14950996

"Friendly muttonchops". So are other styles hostile?

>>14950804
Gimlibeard takes a long-ass time to grow. We're talking years.

>>14950972

That's Viggo as Captain Alatriste, from the film of the same name. 17th century Spanish sword-for-hire.

Just out of curiosity, OP, what's your gender?

>>14950996
My beard French Forks of it's own accord, even though I stroke it. Odd, eh?

>>14951060
It's 'cos they meet in the middle.

>>14951077
Female.

>>14951076
I must look that up- Viggo is ten types of brilliant and I love his acting ability.

Behold, the Mustache of Leadership!

this right here

>>14951094

Please do. It's all in spanish, but that doesn't detract from it at all, it's a corker.

As a 17thC battle re-enactor, it's one of my favourite films.

>>14951129

...and it would appear Samstache has some competition, because I am actually enamored by whoever plays him. Hot older gentleman is hot!

>>14951142
That would be Jonathan Goldsmith

>>14951142

You can't say no to the Sam 'Stache.

look at that 'stache.

you want to make sweet, bristly love to that 'stache.

I am shocked and appalled that this magnificent has yet to be mentioned.

>Gimli

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMQx5seFnis

I'll just leave this here.

>>14951141
Just curious, is the name a play on "a la triste" by any chance, or is it coincidence.

>>14951148
Woot. Between himself and Isaiah Mustafa, I have a reason to watch commercials!

>no Freddie Mercury
>mfw

>>14951180

Highly likely. The film is based on a series of books from around 1996.

The author was influenced by Alexander Dumas, so playing on words is highly likely indeed.

>>14951163
And he can sing. Argh... I can't let a 'stache win by default. 'Tis cheating, even if a well-deserved win!

>>14951169
No, as much as that would be awesome, only the Great and Holy Freddie of Mercury may wear that noble guise. No man living is great enough to carry the weight of its magnificence.

>>14951180
>Between himself and Isaiah Mustafa, I have a reason to watch commercials!
Then this pic will give you an orgasm

>>14951180

your boyfriend isn't always that thing you love, but when he is, his moustache is diamonds.

>>14951226

But with a Freddie stache, no man will be able to resist your charms.

>>14951227
>>14951237
MostInterestingManYourManCouldSmellLikeMind

>>14951237
>>14951227

Excuse me, I'll be in my bunk, and I need to borrow a towel.

I'm a big fan of 19th century mustaches. Neat, well maintained, yet manly.

>>14951251

I'm a girl... a Freddiestache on me would be mildly- okay REALLY disturbing. Also, my neck isn't strong enough to hold that kind of awesome up.

This mans mustache is matched only by his body. Don't attempt this one at home, kids.

>>14951313
Dangit.

>>14951276

similarly, this here is the moustache that launched -two- civil wars.

>>14951326

Technically, this one caused three!

Knew I saved this for a reason.

All righty then. Entries have closed; I will fill out an appropriate bracket and then onto competition!

>>14951441

while you're at it, don't forget that the World Beard and Moustache Championship is a real thing and always provides excellent images of the contestants.

>>14951520

Yes, the gentleman who won this year's was German and had a flag in his 'stache if I remember correctly.

HERE is the first bracket. Some of these fine specimens of keratin development were left out due to space, and this is what remained. First bracket is Naked Dude and Gimli. Winner is the first post ending in a 1- post your preference!

>>14951648
gimli

>post ending

yeah, you need to get the fuck out

>>14951670

No one's making you participate, and this is a heckuva lot easier than asking people to vote. We're having FUN. You should try it sometime.

Let's go Gimlibeard

Naked dude.

>>14951648

preeeeeety sure gimlibeard was a prosthetic, and would otherwise take a lifetime to grow out.

my vote goes to nakedguy.

But... /tg/ has rolls...

>>14951730

Then do tell me how to roll die here, I'd like to take the least time as possible.

This. This Swiss aristocrat.

>>14951782
e-mail field: dice+xdy

x is the number of dice, y is the number of faces

Gimli cuz i dont play anything but dorfs

>>14951726
Any hair John Rhys-Davies has on his face is acceptable. That man has aged remarkably well.

>>14951800
Thanks, will roll from hereon out. One roll each, 2d6 is fair I think. Winner moves on.

rolled 1 = 1

gimlibeard

So will anon kindly roll for nakedguy?

>>14951851

no one likes nakedguy

>>14951856

Gimlibeard wins by default then.

rolled 6, 4 = 10

Rolling on behalf of Aragornbeard.

rolled 4, 3 = 7

Rolling on behalf of Australobeard.

rolled 1, 1 = 2

Rolling on behalf of Flynngoatee

rolled 3, 4 = 7

Roll for Alatristestache

rolled 3, 3 = 6

Roll for Gentleman Chops; anyone else wants to roll, go ahead, first roll for a given beard/stache is the official. Die is 2d6.

rolled 2, 5 = 7

>>14952051
Not being able to include this awesome stubble makes me feel criminal.

Rolling now for Capturestache.

>>14950652
I'll be your huckleberry

rolled 2, 6 = 8

Rolling for Toppbeard... if this beats out Samstache I will NOT be amused.

rolled 86 = 86

>>14951648
Naked dude, because Gimli isn't possible in any reasonable timeframe.

>>14951751
1. Mouse over my name to see what I've got in the email field
2. figure it out

>>14951648
Naked guy

>>14952098

I fail to see an issue, or am I missing something? I've been using 2d6. And?

rolled 2, 4 = 6

Naked Guy

Muttonchops+mustache. Gives +5 vs. Zulus.

rolled 2, 5 = 7

>>14952136

Kate Beaton is amazeballs.relour one.

rolled 5, 6 = 11

Samstache

rolled 2, 4 = 6

French Fork!

>>14952066
That sounds just my game.

>http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/

If you going to look for prospective facial hair ideas, you might as well draw from the best.

rolled 3, 2 = 5

Bronsonstache

dumping my folder

rolled 3, 1 = 4

Leaderstache.

rolled 3, 3 = 6

Interestingmanstache.

>implying OP isnt a dude looking for cool facial hair ideas

rolled 1, 1 = 2

Rolling for Mercurystache; this is the last set of Round 1

>>14952616
>Implying it would matter if that were true.

rolled 1, 5 = 6

Guevaragoatee

>>14952657
true

rolled 2, 5 = 7

Round 2 begins! This is the updated bracket!

if all else fails

rolled 2, 5 = 7

Rolling, second round for GIMLIBEARD.

rolled 3, 6 = 9

Against GIMLI is ARAGORNBEARD

>>14952066
Hey, not OP, but I've been wanting to grow that mustache in the pic, the whole French musketeer 'stache. I don't intend to grow the goatee with it, but how does one grow that long, pointy french moustache?

>>14951173
WHAT DID I JUST WATCH.

let this image be a guide to wearing a beard in modern society.

rolled 5, 2 = 7

Samstache

>>14952854

>handlebar master race
>questionable

You best be movin' on now, son. This is a handlebar-lovin' town.

>>14952844

the trick is the roots of the moustache don't stray far from the lips, but the hair is long enough to style into a point.

if you let the moustache grow more from the sides of your face you're getting into imperial partial beard territory.

I'd post a picture of my beard, but its magnificence has been known to cause women to ovulate just at a glance.

rolled 6, 5 = 11

Alatristestache!

>>14952913
>Full Beard Master Race
>Handlebar mustaches are for dirty Harley-Davidson riders who want to impress other Harley-Davidson riders with a mustache ride.

rolled 1, 1 = 2

Capturestache!

Beard world championship has just ended. Germans have won, as usual.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/photo-gallery/gallery-e6frf94x-1226056575939

rolled 5, 1 = 6

Rolling for French Fork since someone previously rolled for Samstache.

>>14952988

You are mistaking handlebar for horseshoe, sir.
A handlebar moustache is for gentlemen.

>>14952972
So, basically, I shave the rest of my face other than my upper lip and wait it out?

>>14953033

WHEW. Samstache beats it out by one.

that as close!

rolled 1, 2 = 3

Up next is a favorite to win- Interestingmanstache (although it's really a beard)

2011 world champion, full beard natural

rolled 2, 5 = 7

Guevaragoatee will round out round II and take us to quarterfinals!t

What do you call this type of beard?

2011 world champion, moustache imperial

World champion, partial beard natural.

2011 world champion, Imperial beard partial.

I'll post beards, AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

2011 World champion, full beard natural, styled moustache

>>14950652
http://artofmanliness.com/2008/11/02/20-manliest-mustaches-and-beards-from-facial-hair-history/

These are about as close as a human can get to the awesomeness that is the Dwarf Beard

2011 world champion, moustache natural.

>>14953094

there's a chart floating around which calls that type "ducktail" but there isn't any formal classification for this sort of thing.

>>14953138

HOW THE HELL IS THAT REAL

He doesn't look old enough

rolled 3, 6 = 9

Going into the quarterfinals we have Aragornbeard up first. Here's the updated bracket and the first roll!

2011 world champion, musketeer

>>14953166
Started early, never stopped, I guess.

2011 world champion, Chinese moustache

rolled 5, 2 = 7

Next up is ALATRISTESTACHE, rounding out two fine examples of Viggo Mortensen.

2011 world champion, Garibaldi

rolled 4, 4 = 8

Up for the next roll is overall favorite SAMSTACHE. Cross your fingers, supporters!

rolled 4, 3 = 7

Up next is upstart GUEVARA GOATEE.

rolled 2, 1 = 3

Samstache

Here's the 2011 freestyle full beard champion and overall winner, right after receiving the news. Now I want to see a freestyle full beard match. Ten rounds.

Now to the runners up.

>>14953234

Ho
Lee
Shit.

GODDAMN YOU CRAZY GERMANY, though i must say you make a fine beard.

Funny side note: That guy from the "I'm so British, I shit the Queen" image macro is actually German.

>>14953254
He had a moose in his beard. In Norway. He had to win.

A British contestant.

The Americans usually lose in the crazy beards department, but dominate the full beard natural competition.

Almost out of beards here.

This guy is American, and full beard world champion.

>>14953094
That's a lot like my beard. But for some reason my goatee area turns blond, despite the rest of my hair being dark brown.

>>14953308
I can't stop staring at this beard. I think it's trying to tell me something.

Moustache
Natural Moustache - maximum of 1.5 cm beyond the end of the upper lip (may be styled but without aides)
English - slender, hairs extremely long and pulled to the side
Dali - slender with long tips, straight up or arching up
Imperial Moustache - small and bushy with tips arching up
Hungarian - big and bushy, beginning from the middle of the upper lip and pulled to the side
Freestyle - All moustaches that do not match other classes

Partial Beard

Natural Goatee - facial hair grown only on chin, upper and lower lip (may be styled but without aides)
Chinese - chin shaved with moustache tips long and pulled down
Musketeer - moustache long and slender, beard small and pointed
Imperial - hair to be grown only on cheeks and upper lip
Sideburns Freestyle - all other sideburns with shaved chin
Alaskan Whaler - All beards with no moustache - (a one-time category at the 2009 championships)
Partial Beard Freestyle - all partial beards not matching other classes

[edit] Full Beard

Verdi - short and round, length not to exceed 10 cm
Garibaldi - broad, full and round, length not to exceed 20 cm
Natural Full Beard - as grown, no aids allowed
Natural Full Beard with Styled Moustache - as grown, only moustache can be styled with aides
Full Beard Freestyle - full beards not matching other classes, but considered the most creative over all other categories in the full beards.

Holy cow, guys, we're at the finals. ARAGORNBEARD is up against SAMSTACHE in the endgame. We're changing it up here- first facial hair to get ten posters supporting it wins. This is just too crucial to leave to a dice roll. Hit it, /tg/, and make your choice!

this thread is delicious /tg/

i love you all

>>14953365
My vote's for ARAGORNBEARD

>>14953365
beards and moustaches can be worn together, y'know. why choose?

>>14953365

Beardagorn.

>>14953365
I'm straight, but I'm comfortable enough in my sexuality to say I'd go gay for Aragornbeard.

This guy has a beard so awesome, it has to be restrained to prevent its escape.

>>14953381


Because we have come this far, through all this fine whiskery. Now, at the end, THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.

Holy Chao, I'm out of beards! Return to your usual schedule.

Aragorn beard can be taken to everything from a formal meeting to an exotic vacation

ARAGORNBEARD

Samstache all the way.

SAMSTACHE. THAT IS ALL.

>>14953365
SAAAAAMSTACHE

>>14953365

SAMSTACHE.

ALWAYS AND FOREVER.

>>14953348
I'm starting to go grey(you can see it around the temples), but it hasn't really reached my beard yet. Here's hoping it'll look distinguished rather than speckly and crap.

>>14953409
exactly. and we have done so. one moustache and one beard.

had the finals been between two moustaches, or two beards, then we would need to make a final decision. not so in this case.

the man has a lip and a chin, why not adorn them both?

Because you don't bring a sword to a gunfight, and Sam Elliot always has a gun.

Samstach.

I hated what they did to Aragon in LOTR. Samstasche on principle alone.

Samstache is winning at 5-4! Let's do this! (This shouldn't count as a vote BTW)

ARAGORNBEARD! ALWAYS!

>>14953436

The Aragornbeard and the Samstache both embody a very special spirit within each of them, and it would be nigh sacreligious to the Great God of Facial Hair to mix these two holiest forms of expression.

>>14950886
If it is this beard here, then Aragorn.

Damn

Aragorn beard
Because its classy as fuck.

SAMSTACHE 4 LYFE

Samstache, because it's Sam Elliot, motherfuckers. It's the dad cow off Barnyard.

>>14953477
7-7 as of this post.

>>14953493
8-7 in sam's favor.

Because my dad loves Sam Elliot, I'm going with Samstash.

Samstache. 'Cos damn, that is a sweet 'stache.

>>14953515
9-7. Can Viggo catch up?

>>14953524
AND THE SAMSTACHE WINS!!!!!

>>14953529

GODDAMN YES HE CAN!
Aragornbeard is the beard I have, and it has served me well.
I pass it unto thine boyfriend.

>>14953524
>>14953515
>>14953493
>>14953477
>>14953446
>>14953457
>>14953433
>>14953432
>>14953429
>>14953424

SAMSTACHE WINS. I think we reached image limit so I can't post final bracket or victory pics. I thank you good denizens of /tg/ for your time, and return to lurking. It has been a fine evening, hopefully for us all.

>>14953582

VICTORY.

Someone needs to get this shit archived. That is all.

>>14953595
Done.

Crazy beard?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=081dHOYY6IE