Uh, Beardy? Beardy? He's still armed. You know that right? And you've got both hands occupied. All he's got to do is raise the bat and your balls are gone. Beardy? You listening?

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"Leave him alone!"

>>30448775
A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!

>>30448792
Yoshi the kid.

Shit out an egg.

Kidbeard has joined our team!

Rolled 38

>>30448792
Now why would he do that?

>>30448836
This

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>>30448836

You quickly snatched the kid with your tongue, and hastily dragged him over and into your mouth.

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And swallowed him.

>>30449144
>Shots fired

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Unfortunately, you do not possess the ability to shit him out in an egg. So he is stored in your inventory.

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"Sh.. Shota!"

>>30449208
"You named him Shota? Jeez, I thought I was a pervert."

>>30449208
"I shall not harm him if you work for me."

>>30449208
"Eeeew, you fuck little boys? Oh. Short for 'Shotaru' or something, isn't it. Fucking weeaboos. Anyway, he's alive. Serve me or I digest him."

>>30449208
''Bueno'' now let's Spawn little hellspawn shota

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>>30449222
>>30449228
>>30449258

>You named him Shota? Eeww, you fuck little boys?!

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>>30449258

>Oh.
>Short for Shotaru or something, isn't it.. Fuckin' weeaboos.

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".. Shota is what we used to describe little boys, tho-"

>What ever!

>>30449453
not really, his name is shota because he IS a shota. Wait till mama-chan comes back

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Rolled 1

>>30449228
>>30449258

>He's alive.
>Serve me or I'll digest him!

1, I don't have much of a choice here
2, Fine, but..

"I don't have much of a choice here, now."

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>>30449529

woops

>>30449529
>>30449544
GOD, TELI, GET IT TOGETHER!

Name him "Kakeen" or something. If he objects, order him to sit.

Go retrieve our catgirl baker minion.

Then... I don't know... souls for the Dark One?

>>30449544
New minion! Go back to the other minion's house.

Also go find that fridge.

>>30449544
Go on a recruitment spree since we seem to have this down to a science. Take CS, Shota Batter, and find the Catgirl.

>>30449544
Make him wear his hat backwards. Evil will increase considerably.

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>>30449666
>>30449692

You went off to grab CS and go on a recruitment spree, starting off with Bakery Catgirl.

>>30449692

You also grabbed Shota Batter and made him wear his hat backwards.
You can feel his little brother kicking inside your belly.

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Continue as Neckbeard? Or select character?

>>30450283
Let's check in on Anon.

>>30450283
>Anon

>>30450283
Pompadorc

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>>30450300

You are now Anon. You are currently tied to a wet bed. A bed that is not entirely wet from water anymore.

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>>30450597

>>30450597
Test the ropes. Attempt escape.

>>30450597
Find your new girlfriend's gun.

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>>30450676

You test the ropes. The femanon had made them pretty tight, but surely she didn't tighten the other end.
You can feel her beginning to shift around slightly.

>>30450894
Carefully, now anon. Don't fuck this up.

>"What are you doing?"

YOU FUCKED UP, SON!

>>30450894
Your nose is starting to itch.

>>30450894
Quickly pull out the rope
Use the slack to strangle the EVIL sorcerer who trapped you in this hellish dungeon.
GOOD SHALL PREVAIL.

>>30451037
I second this notion

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>>30450910

You carefully pull on the rope, in hopes you don't wake up your assailant when you get free.

Easy now..

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"What are you doing?"

SHIT

>>30451119
CHOKE, CHOKE HER NOW

>>30451119
"You've been awake this whole time!?"

"Well... yeah? Couldn't you tell?"

"YOU DON'T HAVE EYES OF COURSE I FUCKING COULDN'T!"

Rolled 4 + 10

>>30451119
Rolling for bluff
"im still asleep"

>>30451119
Flail around helplessly. And then ask her to unbind you.

>>30451119
Pretend to be asleep.
Try not to cry.
Cry a lot.

>>30451119
Pause reality and recite ability list and stats.

>>30451177
The "Pause" button is her clit, which we can't reach right now.

>>30451119
Ask for more booze.

And to be untied.

>>30451181
use the peen

>>30451203
In in, out out, clench, relax, clench, relax, B, A, start

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>>30451184

You asked for more booze and to be untied.
"Only if you don't run away or call the mods."

>>30451269
"I wouldn't dream of it."

Cut to naked Cryanon running down the street, screaming for the mods as his dick slaps against his thighs.

>>30451269
"Y-you too."

>>30451269
"yeah i'd never call the mods"

Reach for the report button.

bump

>>30451269
But you stop, between femanon and garrush you have a chance against Charlotte. Thet unicorn beamu really hurt.
You go back to bed

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>>30451282

>I wouldn't dream of it.

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>>30451282

>MODS
>MOOODS

>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

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>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS-

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"Nice try!"

>>30456124
"There seems to have been a breakdown of comunication here. Let me try and clear this up. I would like to leave now so if you can just untie me I would realy apreciate it"

>>30456187
this

>>30456124
Reconcile yourself to another bout of hard sexings with you new gf.

>>30456124
yes this

>>30456214
this is even better, why cant we just enjoy this, its not like were going to get anything better then this, and if were good she might treat us good, this could work.

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>>30456214

>O-oh look.. I've been caught..!!

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"Damn, you're into some kinky shit, aren't you?"

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"Oh, someone's in the lobby calling me."
"Stay there, I'll be right back.."

>>30456468
internal conflict, BATTLE FOR DOMINANCE BEGIN, lust defend your throne, we have a good thing going here

>>30456468
What am I going to do on the bed? While I wait.

>>30456510
Sounds good.

>>30456510
A NEW CHALLENGER HAS APPEARED!

LUST

VS.

SURVIVAL INSTINCT

ROUND 1... FIGHT!

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>Y-yeah, okay..

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>>30456510

"Lust! Hand over that remote!"

>Swallow dick juice, Fear. Any ideas from you is a bad idea~

"LIKE HOW YOU GOT US TO STICK DICK IN CRAZY?!"

>>30458585
"youre over reacting, shes just extreamly affectionate. Besides he's starting to get into it, this is the best thing to happen to us in years. Think about it, we keep her happy and we get food, shelter, a good rough fucking and someone to cuddle up to at night instead of crying ourself to sleep reeking of vodka and lonelyness. NO MORE PORN, WE HAVE A WOMAN WHO WANTS TO FUCK US. I WONT LET YOU RUIN THIS FOR ME YOU FAGGOT"

>>30458585
Chastity, assist Fear

>>30458585
Even VIRGI- um, er, LIBIDO knows this isn't healthy!

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>>30458720

>You're over reacting, she's just extremely affectionate..
>Besides, he's starting to get into it, and this is the best thing to happen to us in years!
>Think about it, we keep her happy and we get food, shelter, a good rough fucking and someone to cuddle up to at night instead of crying ourself to sleep, reeking if vodka and loneliness.

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>>30458720

>NO MORE PORN
>WE HAVE A WOMAN WHO WANTS TO FUCK US
>I WON'T LET YOU RUIN THIS FOR ME YOU FAGGOT

"Uuu.."

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"We'll play along with this, Lust. But don't you get us into any further shit than this."

>>30460502
Test your bindings while she's occupied.

>>30458585
>"LIKE HOW YOU GOT US TO STICK DICK IN CRAZY?!"

Wait a moment.
Let's look at our current situation.
We have horrifying, immortal hybrid of Alien, Chris-chan, Dick Dastardly and natural disaster looking for us, either to eat us or make us his "minion".
Our acquaintances are: short-tempered unicorn who just recently tried to disintegrate us, yaoi fanfiction-writing zombie head, fragments of our personality, each just as pathetic as a whole thing, dickass cyclops, bomb (also a robot head) and our brother (a paladin.) Hell, our MOST normal and well-meaning friend is magical yankee with a thing for decapitation.

We are already buried under 10 meter-layer of crazy. There's no point in holding back anymore.

>>30460802
Wrong character.

>>30460502
Drive Anon into full Stockholm syndrome. It will probably lead to more sex and it's a survival mechanism anyway.

>>30461015
I'm pretty sure we're still anon.
And i just described his last few days.

>>30461091
If Lust becomes our dominant personality, does that mean we will acquire Lust special ability?
Because that may end in us becoming another Neckbeard.

>>30461111
You're right. Still cry anon. Mimic is missing from the list though. He seems pretty normal-ish so far.
There's also the matter of what's normal in setting.

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>>30460802

>Well, let's take a look at our current situation.
>We have horrifying, immortal hybrid of Alien, Chris-chan, Dick Dastardly and natural disaster looking for us, either to eat us or make us his "minion".
>Our known acquaintances are a short-tempered, abusive unicorn ex-girlfriend who just recently tried to disintegrate us, yaoi fanfiction-writing zombie head, dick ass cyclops, robot head that happens to be a bomb, and our brother who happens to be at a paladin academy.
>Hell, our most normal and well-meaning friend is now a magical yankee who has a thing for decapitation.
>Then there's us.

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>>30460802

>We are already buried under 10 meter-layer of crazy. There's no point in holding back anymore.

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Well, this turned pretty meta. It's almost like you're turning batshit insane.

Now what?

>>30461827
Kill them Anon. Kill them all.

>>30461827
everybody goes along with his airtight logic since hes absoloutly right and making the most sense right now and we cut to the femanon at the door

>>30461827
Wait for femanon to come back.

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Rolled 2

>>30461860
1
>>30461930
2

Which one will it be?

>>30461993
That was close, we almost ended up like neckbeard

>>30462085
I'm pretty sure offing LUST, FEAR, INHIBITION, and ALCOHOLISM would have the opposite effect.

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>>30461930

You are now Femanon. You are currently being questioned about the boyfriend you dragged back kicking, screaming and naked.

>Now, are you suuuuure it's him? You might be confusing him with someone else..

"No! Ams the Anons who gots blasteds away by unicorns!"
"I ams heard and seeings him!"

Tough crowd.

>>30462358
Lust can become love, fear bravey, inhibition balls and there is nothing with some harmless alcoholism.
Without flaws we cant have virtues, without our flaws we are nothing.

>>30462516
"Uh, he ravished me and now he must be my boyfriend by the laws of my people."

>>30462585
Sounds convincing enough.

>>30462516
I greased my chambers, popped a bullet inside me, I polised his mosin nugget.
That would be marriage where I come from

>>30462516
"Well funny thing, you just missed him. He said he had to go back to his friends post for something important I think.But I'll let you know if I see him again"

Garush: Slap this crazy dame aside and search the place.

>>30462654
Ah fuck. She's /k/ now. Can we call her /k/razy?

>>30462516
"oh THAT anon, yeah he was here but you just missed him sorry, no idea where he is now, bye bye now" slam the door in his face

>>30462585
seems good

>>30462762
Well, she did have that Walther. I think it was a Walther.

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>>30462654

>I greased my chambers, popped a bullet inside me, I polised his mosin nugget.
>That would be marriage where I come from.

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>>30462960

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"C.. Care to rephrase that?"

>>30463015
This chick is clearly off her rocket. Clothesline her and case the joint.

>>30463015
You shouldnt ask a girl what she does with her husband.
*blushing*
It isnt really manly, yknow? *grinning*

>>30463092
No, stop that.

>>30463015
"He's my boyfriend. Now get out of here Stalker."

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Rolled 2

>>30463054
>>30463092
>>30463134

Rolling for decision

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>>30463092

>You shouldn't ask a girl on what she does with her husband.
>It isn't really manly, y'know~

"W-what?!"
"Anons ams gettings married?!"

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"AW FUCK HE'S GONE FULL-BLOWN SLUT NOW"

"Yorick!"

>>30464326
Push past /k/razy, and call out for Anon

>>30464326
Just charge the damn place already. Jeez.

>>30464326
Call out for anon. Congratulate him on his marriage.

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>>30464396

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>>30464362
>>30464396

You get pushed aside as they rush to the elevator.

>W-wait! Where do you think you're going!

"We ams goings to congratulate Anons on his marriage!"

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You are now one of these three.

>>30464650
YORICK

>>30464650
Definitely not Garush.
We're Garush.

>>30464650
cyclops

>>30464650
Garush

>>30464650
Since when cyclops is our friend?

Rolled 100

>>30464650
Garush

Rolled 14

>>30464720
WHAHBEFUBFEFBIEHEVDW!!! I DROPPED MY NAME! Oh, and rolled a hundred.

>>30464720
ALEAE VOLANT

Rolled 73

>>30464762
Wha?

>>30464650
Mako
Recall why we're here. We're not friends with Anon. We beat him up for lunch money.

Rolled 63

>>30464762
Flying dice?

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>>30464720

You are now Garush.

>>30464757
No one gives a shit about your name.

Rolled 15

>>30464848
"Anons? Wes heres to congradultes yous on yous marrage!"

>>30464848
Where did she say anon was again?

>>30464782
>>30464821
Sorry.
>ALEA VOLUNT

>>30464916
AVE NEX ALEA

All glory to the Murder Cube.

Rolled 9

>>30464916
Wha? English, if you please.

>>30464848
Open with a bear crushing hug for anon and ask him why you weren't invited. Be very hurt about the lack of opportunity for a best man speech.

>>30464986
Fuck off namefaggot.

>>30465003
Agreed, he should fuck off

>>30464986
namefag pls go

Guys. Guys? Please don't derail the game, post suggestions.

>>30464848
>Congratulations on finally becomings a man, Anons!
>Do yous wants to know the secrets Pappy tolds me about pleasings a woman?

>>30464848
Wait, isn't anon on the first floor?

Rolled 50

>>30465048
>>30465032
>>30465003
Umm, I have been here before, and no one had a problem then, so no. If the OP asked me to remove my name, I would. But there is this great expansion called 4chan x that lets you make all people anonymous. It's great for all the dickhurt people, like all of you obviously are. Ok, done.

>>30465105
Seconding hard

Rolled 32

>>30465105
Thirding

>>30465164
Actions are decided by posts with even numbers.

>>30465201
And, by seconding or thirding something that didn't get an even-numbered post, we can vote for ideas we like by rolling for them again.

Funny how it works, isn't it?

Rolled 57

>>30465201
Then why did someone second?

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>>30465132

Right! He might be on the first floor, trying on his wedding tuxedo by now.
Good thing Mako hit the first floor button.

Now, which post is Anon in?

>>30465231
Please stop being combative when people call you out. Just ignore them and move on. They're just anons on the internet. They can't do anything to you. But, by replying, you continue to contribute to the thread's derailment.

Just enjoy the quest and ignore the faggots.

>>30465249
54d

>>30465231
Because the post he supported was odd numbered.

Rolled 58

>>30465265
I know, just wanted to reply once. That's why I said done.

>>30465249
I see tears on the floor! He must be in there!

>>30465143
>>30465143
I just fucking hate the fact you have the same name as I do.

>>30465265
To be fair, he was the one that started making a big deal about his name in the first place.>>30464757

>>30465249
69d.
Time to bug neckstubble anon.

Rolled 58

>>30465288
I am a huge faggot
I have no irl friends so I whore for attention online
look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me

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>>30465280

You three head over to 54d. There is police tape on the door, an elf, a drow, and a bearded Anonymous man.
Mako is questioning whether or not Anon is really in there.

>>30465627
Huh. Maybe we should just go ask the receptionist to lead us to him.

>>30465578
Ok now that's comedy

>>30465627
Guys I think that's the elf woman neckbeard first ate. Ruby was her name?

Anyway wrong apartment.

>>30465627
I say we add the beard man to our party

>>30465627
Oooh, those weren't tear puddles. They were people.

I guess we can talk to them. Ask if they saw a crying anon anywhere around here.

>>30465627
ask them what happened.

>>30465627
"Hello friends, haves you seen my friend anon?"

Show them a pic.

>>30465627
Turn 360 degrees and walk away. Go find the femanon and get her to show you where anon is.

>>30465627
ask them if they know where the receptionist lives

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>>30465828

You turn 360 degrees toward the elevator.

"Hey! Where are you going?"

>Ams goings to see if femanons can takes me to Anon!

"W-wait!"

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".. I just realized I pressed the 4th floor button, not the 1st."

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By the time you reach the lobby floor, the Femanon already left.

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MEANWHILE..

>>30465894

You are temporarily Mako. You asked the Drow where the receptionist lives.

"The OP? She lives on the fifth floor, just like the rest of them. I haven't heard of an OP who didn't live at the highest floor."

>>30466492
Ring the bell until she comes. It worked last time.

>>30466525
"What's going on here?"

>>30466525
flirt with her.
we are mako afer all.
use our bishie charm

>>30466525
also ask her if she knows the crazy /k/ femanon

>>30466525
ask her why the 54D post is inaccessible

>>30466603
She's the OP.

>>30466525
Do you have a sister who works at that elven cafe by the lurking facility? You're both really pretty.

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>>30466572

>Oh, thank you very much!
>Hey, aren't you the owner of that one elf cafe..?

"Er, yes.. I'm here to mourn the loss of an employee here."

>>30466961
Well then. Go to the fifth floor.

>>30466961
Ask her about the /k/ receptionist.
Keep the bishie on

>>30466961
"I'm sorry to hear about your loss. Beautiful eyes should never be made to shed tears."

>>30467048
If we end up going with this, at least be sensitive about mourning the dead here.

>>30467105
Remember that Mako is a dick

>>30467105
I guess someone had similar thoughts
>>30467063

>>30467063
yes plz yes

>>30467122
is he though
I don't think he is
I think we were just mad cause he double dodged us when we were garush

>>30467259
There's unarguably some dickishness, considering how he and his friends beat up Anon.
At the very least, a polite ACT probably wouldn't be breaking character much.

>captcha: Afeenta Eyes

>>30467449
he was forced into it by charlotte
peer pressure

>>30467259
I think his class is actually "Dickass Thief."

>>30467463
Looks like he was pretty into it, to me.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28334133/#p28351529
Also looks like he was talking at first, with Charlotte finishing his sentence.

>>30467545
She couldn't have finished his sentence if she didn't know what he was going to say
because she told him to say it
peer pressure confirmed

>>30467633
I think you may be onto something. I concede this argument.

>>30467748
lol

>>30466961
Yorick: Announce loudly that she probably fucked a bum and died of the AIDS.

>>30469032
This.

>>30466961
>Teli's running the quest
>"Oh, I'll just play a little [INSERT GAME HERE]"
>Look at clock
>It's noon the following day
>"...well, fuck."

>>30469379
What may be lacked in speed is certainly made up for in quality.

>>30469672
Damn skippy. I just like poking fun at our illustrious QM.

>>30469672
The drawing quality at least. The request quality is getting too stupid.

>Hit on everyone all the time for information we don't need!

>>30469791
>Request quality is getting stupid

And is this your first thread? Because fuck me running, son, you should see the first ones.

>>30469791
That's more our fault, though.

I still remember posting that our most distinctive feature was our neckbeard and that we should ask Charlotte to put her horn in our ass.

This quest has been a weird ride.

>>30469833
>MFW I suggested Garush should huck Anon into the air and do ninja-measuring

Ain't that the fucking truth.

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>>30467048

"The /k/ receptionist? Well, she runs this thread."
"I heard she has an odd yet lucky turn of events, even if she least wants it."

>>30470099
...wait, what? Like, good things just happen to her? I don't understand your weird undergutter phrasing, woman.

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>>30467244

>I'm sorry to hear about your loss. Beautiful eyes should never be made to shed tears.

"O-oh, I-"

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>>30469032

"SHE PROBABLY FUCKED A BUM AND DIED OF AIDS"

>>30470192
"No words, now. Come with me. You've had enough time in this depressing-"

"DID SHE GET IT IN THE BUTT AND DIE!? I BET THE TRAMP TOOK IT IN THE BUTT AND DIED!"

"..."

>>30470222
Apologize and duck away
Bitch at Yorick for cock-blocking you.

>>30470222
Toss Yorrick's head to Garush and keep going at her

>>30470222
Mako: Headpunt.

>>30470250
this>>30470253

>>30470277
>Be Garush

>>30470424
Yes.

>>30469904
That moment when you realize you set Beardy on the course for elf wenches (which caused our post to burn down, oops), created Pompadour Magic, and set the trend of decapitation by starting with TA.

Its cool watching people take ideas and run with them. Also cool watching the quest evolve. I am beginning to wish that every character we play didn't have to hit on everyone we interact with, but if people are having fun, I guess that's what's most important. Not like my own ideas weren't silly or stupid. Still a very quality quest either way.

>>30470472
I don't think anon has hit on anyone
also it's funny to watch the advances get shot down or go horribly wrong.

>>30470472
Nobody but Beardy has hit on anyone.

>>30470472
To be fair, Charlotte has yet to actually hit on anyone.

It's really just the dudes. And Yorick, but she's an honorary dude.

>>30470472
Hey, fuck you, I'm the one that suggested Magikeru Yankee Garushu-kun.

>>30470511
Yeah. Like right above us.
Fuckin' Yorick man. Gotta love her.

And I think you're right. I kinda think there maybe was this one time, but its very fuzzy. May just be suggestion.

>>30470424
Yes.

>>30470551
Which was brilliant. I was the idiot who suggested that pompadours are somehow endowed with mystical powers. I'm not sure how I arrived at that conclusion, in retrospect. Rule of cool, I guess.

>>30470532
Pretty sure Eyeball just did

>>30470688
Damn skippy 'Rule of Cool,' broham. I went with it because it reminded me of that Billy and Mandy episode where they cut off Billy's dad's pomp and his brain comes out. Don't know why.

>>30470725
I meant prior to this, and Mako's not part of the main cast yet.

...did we ever get an answer as to why Mako and Yorrick are with us instead of Charlotte? Did I miss a damned thread?

>>30470277
Elves: Chase down deviant cyclops and insulting head.

>>30470277
Mako, look out for that banana peel!

>>30470764
It's been a long time since I've thought of that show. Good show. And thanks brosif.

You know, I'm actually hard pressed to come up with good examples of it succeeding. I see alot of suggestions which lean in that direction, but I guess it just doesn't happen as often as I remember. Such is confirmation bias.

I still think turning the receptionist into a sex fiend and chaining anon to the bed was way out of left field though. Went from depressed introvert to no brakes on the rape train pretty quickly.

>>30471090
Have you ever been a depressed introvert? Now, imagine that you exist within a world like 4chan.

Suddenly, those fantasies become actual things that you can do with significantly less consequence.

>>30471412
>Less consequence

Have you seen the size of the hammers the mods carry!?

>>30471439
They only care if you post NSFW in public spaces.

They don't care if you rape behind closed doors.

>>30471476
Wouldn't that be like using spoiler images to hide NSFW content?

>>30471090
My theory is: here thread badly burned, she not have many to lose, then she just saw cryanon lying naked and thought "why the hell not?" and here we are. Cause he looked more miserable then she, so she can abuse him as whetever she wants.But yeah, she turned yandere a little too quickly.

>>30471537
Smut threads lives, smut threads will live.

>>30471595
She was finally in a position of power after an incredibly shitty day. I'm not really surprised.

>>30471090
After Anon escapes, with her being unable to recapture him, she'll probably have another failed suicide attempt.

And something to consider. When she tried before, she didn't do anything in terms of looking for attention. Definitely something wrong up in her noggin.

>>30471672
Need I remind you of >>30456093?

There is no escape from Kay.

>>30471412
>>30471595
>>30471633
>>30471672
All fair points. I see now that it may not have as far out of left field as I originally thought.

We should probably should save furter thought for a discussion thread though. We're eating up the bump limit.

>>30471439
This made me think of something. What about Janitors? What are they like?

>>30472009
Demolitions experts/contractors.

Revive.

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>>30470424

You are now Garush. You are currently on floor 5.
Blinky and Yorick finally made it up here, took them long enough.

>>30472816
"Whats ams dat yellings?"

>>30472816
Recall why are they with us.

>>30472816
Break down the door
Heartily congratulate anon

>>30472867
Please.

>>30472816
Break down the door, then >>30465105

>>30472816
Thirding door breaking. Bust into manly tears when you see Anon. Weddings always get you, after all.

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>>30472854

>Whats ams dat yellings?

"Whitey made me lose a date."
"YOU NEVER HAD ONE IN THE BEGINNING"
"Shut up!"

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>>30472874
>>30473254
>>30474212

>ANONS!

>>30474308
Superior panel is superior.

Can you make this in desktop resolution?

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>>30473254

>Congratulations on finally becomings a man, Anons!
>>Do yous wants to know the secrets Pappy tolds me...

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>.. about..

>>30474357
Are you drunk?

>>30474388
Anon - Mouth "Help... me..."

Garush - "...I cans sees I'ves interrupteds. I'll leaves yous alone."

Mako - "Is he an idiot?"

Yorrick - "Yeeup."

>>30474388
"Why is anons tied up? I thoughts this goes on only in boring marriages."

>>30474388
Garush: Ask Anon if he wants those pointers before they get too involved

>>30474388
"I ams... I ams going to goes now."

Slowly prop the door back up and take your leave. Unless anon screams for help.

Is Garush really this dumb? I mean... really? He's the capable, genre savvy one god damn it!

Do a 360 and walk away

>>30475527
He is an Orc.
Gets some minuses for that.

>>30474388
I believe Anon is pretty much taken over by his lust right? Go with one of the suggestions for what Garush would say and have Anon yell to get out so he can continue to "get some".

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>>30475574
Like so.

>>30475527

High INT, low WIS.
Or occasional lapses in judgement which he then convinces himself were a good idea.

Waaaaagh syndrome?

>>30474413
Seconding this.

>>30479512
Bump.

>>30482248one last bump.

>>30477005
When Garush first appeared, I was actually very surprised he didn't develop a cockney accent. Maybe we'll see some proppa orkz
'ere soon.

>>30474388
Garush, back away.

Mako, replace the door.

Anon: Help me, you fucks!

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>>30474430

>Why ams Anons tied up?
>I thoughts this ams only in boring marriages-

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"D-DON'T LOOK AT ME!"
"NOT LIKE THIS OH GOD"

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>>30475248

>R-right, sorry!
>I ams.. I ams goings to goes now.

You turn and head for the door.

"Wait.. Marriage?"

>>30486695
"We aren't married!"

>>30486695
Help me, aniki!

>>30486695
WOOP WOOP PERSPECTIVE CHANGE< lets check in on our good friend charm merchant perhaps, or charlot maybe

>>30486695
"You know what, fuck it or rather fuck me."

let's not say no to sticking the D in the crazy.

>>30486695
You know, being married might not actually be that bad of a thing. Beardstrosity has weird respect for that sort of thing, if you recall correctly.

>>30488466
>Beardstrosity has weird respect for that sort of thing
So he might leave us alone, was my point. Somehow forgot to say it.

>>30487018
The headless body of Torpedo Asshole.

>>30488486
perhaps our /k/omando waifu could protect us

>>30486695
Remember that brojos come before shoujous

>>30489811
Would't that be Bronen before Hojous?

>>30490291
Pretty much this.