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>Forsooth, what passing vision sweeps away the moonlight in its wake! Methinks it is the day, the sun has dawned, for she outshines the moon.
>What fools we mortals be, too trapped in restless contemplation to let the star-bewitched air invigorate our hearts - friendly beast!
>Get thee upon thy belly, and bark most cutely!

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>Fuckin do eet. NOW COME THE BITCHES!

You are now the dog.
You ran up to the elf jogger and did a cute bark, it stopped her in her tracks.
But that isn't enough. Quick dog, do something cute!

>>32613903
Do a barrel roll

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>>32613903

Give her the puppy eyes

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>our two main motivations are regrowing our hand and bitches
>this is what we're gonna become

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Rolled 4

>>32614064

You gave the elf puppy eyes.

1. She falls for it and pets you
2. She ignores you and jogs on
3. She feeds you a doggie treat
4. She starts a puppy-eye off with her own dog
5. She feeds you chocolate
6. She picks you up and runs off with you

>>32614350
Things are about to get cute

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"Oh, I see how it is!"
"Go get'em, Betsy!"

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Shit, how are you going to beat that?!

>>32614504
Seduce her bitch.

>>32614523
Bounce around in a cheerful manner.

>>32614524

This!!!

>>32614523
Roll on your back, hang your tongue out AND give the puppy eyes!

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>>32614524
>>32614546

You seduce the bitch

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But the bitch seduces back!

>>32614739
Fall for each other!

>>32614739
Fall in love and become a cute couple.

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>>32614768

"B... Betsy? Betsy, knock it off!"

You are now Anonymous again.

>>32614844
Approach the elf and ask her what is going on with your respective dog

>>32614844
Ask the elf what's happening.

>>32614844

"I think they like each other."

>>32614699
>>32614739
>>32614844
Holy shit I am literally dying over here
1000 Internets
Go up to her and make the puppy dog eyes! It worked for Jimmy the dog.

>>32614844
walk up, look at the dogs. look at her. look at the dogs again. then try to giver her puppy dog eyes

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>>32614866
>>32614868

You ran up to the elf and asked:

>.. What's going on with my dog?

"I.. I don't know! I challenged him to a puppy-eye off with my own dog and it just escalated!"
"I'm so sorry!"

>>32615744
Attempt to seduce the elf

>>32615744
Seduce the elf.

>>32615831
>>32615881

This, but wear sunglasses first before seducing her.

>>32615744
"I know a few ways you could make it up to me......Wink wink"

>>32615744
"I don't know, they make a cute couple."

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>>32616536

>I know a few ways you could make it up to me...

WINK WINK

[CUTSCENE]

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"I guess I can start by getting my dog away from yours-"

>>32617040
fuck you weren't supposed to actually wink wink, you were just supposed to say wink wink
that's why it's still in the quotes!

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"Well then! What do you think I can do to make it up for you?"

[END]

>>32617159

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwy5uqemp6c

>>32617159
END?
WHY END WHEN WE ARE SO CLOSE

>>32617159
Use your elf magic to make my arm work
the one that's stapled on

>>32617159
Ask her for a magic arm.

>>32617244
Just the end of the cutscene.

>>32617159
They seem to be having fun. Wanna try?

>>32617159
Bang the elf.

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>>32618606

"A magic arm? But don't you have an arm alrea-"

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"- Oooh!"
"I see. You're on prosthetic."

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"Sure, I can help you with that! But I can't do it out in the open, or I'll get arrested for practice without license."
"Here, this way."

The elf leads you away from your dog companion, toward a more shadier part of the park. Do you carry on and follow her?

>>32621657
Sounds legit

>>32621657
This is sounds totally legit and not at all suspicious. Follow her

>>32621657
Like getting in a poorly repainted van for free candy.

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>>32621657

>>32621657
Go with the nice elf.

>>32621657
OF COURSE!!! WE'RE TRYING TO BANG HER!!

>>32621657
Certainly this kind elf knows what she's doing. Carry on.

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"Here will do."
"I will need you to remove your coat, it might get in the way of my magic."

Comply?

>>32622092
Sure. I don't see anything wrong with this situation.

>>32622092
Oh, yes.

>>32622092
Awwwwwww, yeah.

>>32622092
Sure, it's not like we are naked, with a nail attached to our arm and a message written in blood on our chest.

>>32622092
OK.

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You slipped off your trench coat.

>Like this?
>Make it quick, it's pretty cold out here.

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"Yes."

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OF COURSE.

>>32622470
oh god the eyes aren't in the thumbnail

>>32622516
You must be running a pretty low resolution.

>>32622470
Seduce devil.

>>32622470
Seduce the elf.

>>32622470
Get a boner.

>>32622470
This seems really off. Freak out.

>>32622470
seduce death

>>32622470
Seconding>>32622875

>>32622470
Rape her. She's an elf. It isn't really rape.

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>>32622516

What are you going on abou-

>>32622899
Seduce untimly demise

>>32622899
POUNCE!!! SHE'S IN HEAT!! SHE WANTS THE D!!!

>>32622899
Say high to death, give him the usual bribe and continue on your day

>>32622931
Told ya. She likes to be on top I guess.

>>32622899
I mean my resolution is really low and unless I open the picture her face is just a blob of shadow. Only upon opening it do I see the red dots.

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"ehEHEHEH"

"YOU JUST MADE MY JOB EASIER"

>>32622931
Seduce the demon.

>>32622956
SHE'S IN SUPER HEAT!!! FUCK HER TILL SHE'S SORE!!

>>32622970
It's what we're truly equipped for!

>>32622956
Take off your loose arm and give it to her from the behind.

>>32622894
I would like to point out that she's had horns and a tail for some time now. I'm pretty sure it's not an elf and i'm not sure about demon-rape.

>>32623004
That's old news. Wants important is she definitely wants to have sex.

>>32622956
Make sure to have anal only!

>>32622956
This guy >>32623047 knows what's up.

>>32623047
Ceraph?

>>32622956
suck succubus butt

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>>32623047
>Implying that would stop anything

>>32623108
Also known as succubutt.

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>>32622970

"Erect already? What an eager whore you are!"

"Of course, I'm not different, but I'm not the one in only a trenchcoat, flaunting his body around early in the morning.."

>>32623312
"Yes my darling?"

>>32623312
You know, we were trying to fuck you, anyway. Why not enjoy ourselves?

If the sex is good enough, we might even give you our soul in exchange for a new arm.

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"NOW PREPARE FOR A ROUGH FUCKING"

>>32623348
holy shit we're actually gonna succeed here where we failed with beardstrosity

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>Be the dog
>Skip ahead of time

>>32623367
Be the dog.

>>32623367
PAUSE, FILE SELECT
NECKBEARD

>>32623367
Be the dog. We need to make sure everyone is getting laid.

>>32623367
>Be the dog
We're the dog.

>>32623367
Headless body of Torpedo Asshole.

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>>32623397
>>32623547

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>>32623374
>>32623398

You are now DOG. You have just slain a hell hound, a beast that took form of what you thought was a nice bitch.

>>32623644
Check on weird bro.

>>32623644
Devour the body.

>>32623644
We must go save our new master.

>>32623644
>>32623696
Friendly man may be in danger. Summon a being made of sand.

>>32623644
Eat the hellhound.

>>32623644
destroy heart of hellhound just to be sure

>>32623644
I see that DOG is the new Garrush.

I approve immensely.

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>>32623738

You downed as much hellhound meat as you could, your health recovers and your hunger fills completely. Too bad you aren't an angel who can down this stuff easy.

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>>32623696
>>32623716
>>32623728

Your new friend is probably in danger right now! But you were too busy killing that canine demon that you didn't see where he went.

Where do you start looking?

>>32623989
mark the hellhound as your own

>>32624013
To the south! Near that big tree!

>>32623989
Piss on the remains.

>>32624013
Smell for him.

>>32624013

try to smell marinara sauce to track him down

>>32624013
SNIFF HIM OUT!!

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>>32624020

You left your mark on the hellhound's carcass.

>>32624028

There's nobody at this big tree.

>>32624128

Instead of marinara sauce, you smell a scent of a now decomposing, decapitated arm. However, this is hard to track with a scent of a dead hellhound and various other dog markings mixing in with it.

>>32624194
Eat shit and chase your tail.

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>>32624236

And so you did.

>>32624194
explore over to the north side of the pathway

>>32624194
Try to track the scent of decomposing flesh anyway.

>>32624306
Explore to the east!

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>>32624322
>>32624426

You head northeast.

>>32624725
Those trees look kind of ominous. Head northwest.

>>32624725
Mark the trees. This park shall be yours!

>>32624768
Are you sure those are trees rather than chasms which lead to the abyssal depths from which the hellapawn came?

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>>32624768

You head northwest.

>>32624784

You left your mark on the leafless trees before going northwest.

>>32625046
Go check those dog like things in the north. None shall invade your park!

>>32625046
Is that a dog with a bord in the north? Try to sneak up on them and observe them for demonic traits

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>>32625094

It's a hellduck and another hellhound. Didn't take too long for them to notice you. They're staring at you.

>>32625464
Seduce them.

>>32625464
Grrrrrrrrrrrr.

>>32625464
>Hellduck
Guys we might not want to fuck with that duck
normal ducks are the purest form of evil cant imagine how bad a hellduck is

>>32625578
But can we fuck the duck?

>>32625594
No man, the duck fucks YOU

>>32625464
You guys seen a friendly trenchcoat man around here? Communicate this with whatever dog-language is.

>>32625464
WE DON'T HAVE TIME! Luckily it's not a hellgoose! I have geese, ducks, and swans compared like so:
swans = angels
ducks = humans
geese = demons

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>>32625504

You attempt to seduce the duo.

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But Hellhound has intimidated back!

BATTLE INSTIGATED

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It's your move.

>>32626248
Special: Sonic Bark

>>32626248
Bite hellhound. Go for the eyes.
If there are eyes. I'm not entirely sure.

>>32626248
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo5clq9-zIw
Use BARK FURIOUSLY to lower their defenses!

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>>32626352

You BARK FURIOUSLY and lowered their defenses by x2!

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It is still your turn.

>>32626523
Our bite is worse than our bark! Bite bite bite!

>>32626523
Bite, go for the throat!

>>32626523
Bite the hell duck.

>>32626523
Bite Hellduck and toss it into Helldog

>>32626523
SUPER BITE/CRUNCH!!

>>32626523
Summon Dog Friends and combine for maximum combat ability

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Rolled 28 + 20

>>32626562
>>32626568
>>32626620
>>32626644

You took a bite out of HELLDUCK!

Accumulating damage.

Rolled 25

>>32626745

Whoopsie, I messed that up! Re-accumulating.

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It is now your opponents turn.

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HELLDUCK proceeds to instill fear!

Your defense goes down 2x.

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Rolled 62

HELLHOUND napes your neck!

Accumulating damage.

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HELLDUCK bleeds out 10 HP.

It is now your turn.

>>32627062
For the love of god flee or use healing genital lick

>>32627062
Run for you life!

>>32627062
Skee-fuckin'-daddle.

>>32627062
Call for help.

>>32627062
LIKE ZOIKS SCOOBS! YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE! (also wonder who scoobs is)

>>32627173
Please stop. The thread is not about you.

>>32627188
fine....

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>>32627062

Summon your sword and.... CLEAVE THE EVIL!!!

>>32627062
Fleeeeeee.

Don't die on me yet Beardy.

Unlock status-effect power.

>>32627062
I think we need to high-tail it out of there without paws. Clearly this guy is top dog; we're just a young pup learning what a dog-eat-dog world it is out there. We ought to avoid the dogged pursuit of this cur, and also a pun about ducks, something with bills.

>>32631623
>and also a pun about ducks, something with bills.

Fucking lost it.

>>32627062
I think we might be fucked.

Teli, come back.

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>>32627170

You called for the nearest help.

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Anonymous has joined your party! It's still your turn.

>>32635088
>>Anon: grab the hellduck then beat helldog with it.

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>>32635088

Summon your Stand and go Oraora on those fuckers!

>>32635088
Pray to Pelor to to help smite our enemies

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Rolled 2

>>32635142

HELLDUCK is having none of that! Rolling for grapple success.

Rolled 7

>>32635464
Rolling.

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>>32635156

DOG summons his stand!

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ANONYMOUS goes ORAORA on the demon duo!

Accumulating damage + 20 def-.

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Dog bleeds out 10 HP.

It is your opponents turn now.

>>32635694
aw shit we're dead
poor doge

>>32635694
The dog cannot die!

>>32635694
Use the Forbidden Technique of your people and eviscerate them!

>>32635694
Attempt to stop the dogs bleeding

>>32635694
Damn that duck. Damn him.

Doge Technique: Very Death! Much Toothy! So Bite! wow

(Too bad it's their turn)

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HELLDUCK uses EAR-PIERCING QUACK on Anonymous, breaking his eardrums! He now bleeds and is deafened.

HELLHOUND uses CLAW SWIPE on Dog!

Accumulating damage.

>>32635896
You cannot die yet god, your work isnt done yet

>>32635907
Dog*

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Hellduck bleeds 10HP.

Dog has fallen.

It is your turn now.

>>32635946
Run the fuck away
You ain't dying for some lame dog.

>>32635946
Cram the duck into the dogs mouth then suplex the both of them

Rolled 19

>>32635946
Unleash the forbidden technique of IMAGINATION.
Cut out the fourth wall and bash a hellhound with it.

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>>32635946

Reveal your true identity as.... ANGRY MARINE!!!!

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>>32635988

ANONYMOUS has fled.

You were defeated. You lose no money or items, as you are a dog and have nothing to store those things in.

>>32636071

>PAUSE, FILE SELECT

Our MC is pretty much beyond of help...

>>32636071
Make a contract and become a magical pooch.

>>32636488
What did you just do.

>>32636510
We were defeated, which means it's time to gain more power.

It's one of those games where the first battle is a complete rout, but the plot continues even if you lose. Then, you later face the same enemies on an actual even footing.

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>>32636488

There's no one in the vicinity to make a contract with.

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There's really nothing you can do now.

>>32637488

Shit man... Restart the game...

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Oh boy, what a night.

It is currently 11:30 AM, temperatures are at 35F. Your neighbor's arm is missing. You also feel incredibly weak, thirsty and hungry, like some of your life force was drained.

>>32637533

Shit man.... read the fudging note.

>>32637533
Read note fine clothes.

>>32637533
Doesn't matter, you scored. Congratulations!

Also read that note.

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>>32637574
>>32637610
>>32637620

>>32637781
Well we better get dressed and eat something.

>>32637781
We should rest up
Maybe eat a big meal
Steak and eggs
Also call our neighbor over so we can make it up to him for severing his arm with a door

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>>32637781

Shit... that goes our arm... We need to get a new arm or trying to learn kung fu from watching old kung fu movie One Armed Boxer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g4Su0sY5nw

>>32637781
Attempt to contain massive boner at the thought of having her over.

Fail.

>>32637781
Go find our missing dogbro - whatever just happened, good or bad, it would've been impossible without his sweet moves. He needs to be thanked, berated, or both.

>>32639762
We could convert the dogbro's carcass into an arm using the secret forbidden ritual.

>>32639839
Becoming man's best friend a left arm.

>>32637533
35 Fahrenheit? That's just two degrees above freezing.

>>32637781
It's fucking cold out. Is the coat nearby?

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>>32637870

There is nothing around you can eat.
You retrieve your coat that was hanging from a tree branch.
You still feel really, really cold.

>>32641589
Look for the dog.

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>>32639762

Oh yeah, where is dogbro? Probably still with his cute new dog gf.

>>32641607
Look at the cursed woods behind you

>>32641607
Probably being raped by a duck. Follow the sound of victorious quacking.

>>32641607
Wander the park, whistling for dogbro. Recite Shakespeare if that seems to be the thing he relates to.

>>32641894
QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK

>>32641607
Find a cafe or a bar or something and obtain food.

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>>32641894

That's silly. All the ducks and geese migrated south for the winter.

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>>32641908

You wander back to where you have met the elf jogger, whistling and reciting Shakespeare.

No answer.

>>32643599
Use your nose to find him.

>>32643599
... hm. He probably went home then. Let go find a job. We need some money for later.

>>32643599
Find food.

>>32643599
Go north.

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Rolled 4

>>32643730

You have decided to look for food. Starting for closest from farthest:

1. Bar
2. Convenience store
3. Home
4. Your neighbors house

>>32643928
2

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>>32643928

You made it to your neighbor's post. The door is locked.

How do you get in?

>>32644041
Kick it down.

>>32644041
The door

>>32644041
Ring the doorbell.

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>>32644086

You attempt to kick it down. Due to being weak and hungry, it was in vain.

>>32644098

There are no doorbells in this thread.

>>32644208
Just eat in our place.

>>32644208
Lick the doorknob.

>>32644208
Drink the blood from our door and gain power.

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>>32644292

You lap up at the dry blood at your door. Nothing happens.

>>32644497
Go inside, eat leftovers or something.

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>>32644250

Your current kitchen inventory:
1lb bacon
1 loaf bread
9 eggs
Three apples
1 carton of milk
1 bunch of bananas
2lb ground beef
An orange
Baking powder and soda
Box of salt
Box of pepper
Bottle of honey
1 bag of sugar
1 bag of flour
1 box of spaghetti noodles
And a candy bar

>>32644525
.25lb bacon, 3 eggs, and 4 pieces of bread.

Grab a banana to eat while we cook.

>>32644525
>>32644563 makes sense

>>32644525
Scramble some eggs, season with salt and pepper. Put honey on top.

>>32644525
Eat yo fruits boy.

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>>32645126

You scrambled three eggs, seasoned with salt and pepper, and served it with honey on top.

>>32645144

You ate an apple and banana as the side.

Your post is cold from leaving your bedroom window open. You are surprised nobody has raided your opened home yet.

>>32645496
Spend five minutes waving our dick out the window and then close the window. Make sure to first remove our dick from the window frame before closing it.

>>32645496
Search the entire house for robot arm parts.

>>32645496
Close window and lock it, take a shower.

>>32645496
Save game on file 2. Load file 1.

>>32645496
Close the window. Find porn to fap to.

>>32645496
Curse the lord Mootykins for daring to allow your post to grow cold. Damn his name and renounce your god. Maybe he'll 'curse' you with vampirism.

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>>32645718

You curse the king, all while you stuff a banana in your mouth.

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>>32645582
>>32645540

Then you close the window and go off to search for robot porn parts.

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Where does your search begin?

>>32646170
South.

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>>32646234

You head into your bedroom

>>32646330
Check beneath the bed with trepidation.

>>32646330
Closet

>>32646330
Man, eff this noise. Make missing posters for dogbro. Since you have no pictures, go to a Drawthread and try to get a friendly artist to do a mock-up based on your excellent description.

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>>32646382

You check your closet

>>32646510
Open the boxes.

>>32646510
Open boxes

>>32646510
Rifle through the pockets of outfits looking for change.

>>32646510
Open fake wall in closet.

>Boxes
inb4 dragon dildoes

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>>32646622

You open the boxes.

Box 1 contains:
A box fan
A sega saturn
A soccer ball
A popcan
One of those nerf guns that you can hook an entire belt of nerf darts up to and it takes batteries and it's just like, rat-tat-tat-tat-tat
Three dragon dildos, medium sized

Box 2:
A snake
A stack of discarded how to draw manga books
A spooky doll
Bottle of mouthwash
And a bamo plush doll

Box 3:
Filled with tenga eggs and onaholes

>>32647042
Leave a trail of dragon dildos and onaholes from the door to our bed, like scattering rose petals for a lover.

>>32647042
Pocket the tenga eggs and onaholes. We can probably trade them for a robo arm over in /g/.

>>32647042
Grab fan, sega saturn, popcan [For raw metal], nerf guns, mouthwash [for cleaning], and leave the rest behind.

>>32647042
Ah yeah, Nerf Vulcan. Add that to inventory.

Rolled 3

>>32647087
>>32647118
>>32647137
>>32647231
All of these sound excellent. Seconding whatever this roll is.

>>32647042
Do >>32647087 in preparation of the demon coming over.

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>>32647118

You pocket some of the tenga eggs and onaholes inside your trenchcoat for future bartering with /g/.

>>32647274

You take some more of the box 3 contents and leave a trail of onaholes from door to bed, leaving your dragon dildos on your bed.

The time is now 12:47 PM, your Post is beginning to heat up some.

>>32647573
Search apartment for secret passages. There's always a secret in the starting zone.

>>32647573
Get some rest.

>>32647573
Masturbate sadly.

>>32647573
Edge yourself.

>>32647573
Hit the showers.

>>32647573
Practice The Ripple

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>>32647642

You head to bed.

>>32648002
Oh shit, is she gonna smash our window?

>>32648002
HOLY SHIT GET THE NERF GUN

>>32648002
It's nothing, go back to sleep.

>>32648002
Get upset she didn't follow our path of gifts

>>32648002
Arm yourself with the sex toys! She can't suck your life-force if she never gets your dick!

>>32648002
Motion her towards the front door. She's not getting in through the window.

>>32648002
Dude, let her in. She's a fairy.

>>32648002
Masturbate furiously and don't stop looking her in the eyes

>>32648002
Masturbate.

>>32648199
>>32648228
This sounds reasonable.

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>>32648144
>>32648204

You ready your nerfgun in your only hand, and prepared the dragon dildos.

"Oh, so NOW you're fighting back?"

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"I hate it when they fight back."

>>32648663
Do >>32648265

>>32648663
Thirding >>32648265

>>32648663
Now >>32648228

>>32648663
Pelt her with foam dildos. Then use your dragon dildo for close quarters sodomization.

>>32648663
>>32648228
>>32648265
Stare and masturbate for a while, then motion her to the door.

>>32648761
Seconding.

>>32648726
Voting for this. Tho /tg/ I think we are about to be kill, like that anon who tried to fuck a ghost. You know the one.

Thread's sinking. Time to ride it down to page 10.

>captcha: rag/po/ proper
We must defend ourselves with the power of papercraft and origami!

>>32649135

Good thing I'm getting the next set of posts ready.

>>32649181
I'm legitimately terrified.

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>>32649256

New thread.

>>32649181
Drink Holy Water and Jizz on her eyes, that should work