http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28609752/Previous thread.----You hold up your tablet up to the burning apartment and attempt to summon a vacuum to extinguish the flames.However, the UNIKHORN BEEMU BLASTURU had drained all of your mana.
So instead, you abscond from the burning building.
Here is your current position.It is 1:35 PM, and pretty chilly out with light wind. You can still smell smoke from this distance.
>>28649881Go talk to those guys in the alley.
>>28649881Assess: What allies do we have, and where do they live?What allies did Anon have before his untimely death, and where do they live?
>>28649881Check that we still have "it" safely in our possession.
Call/text ANONYMOUS GIRL, HARPY GIRL and/or CYCLOPS BOY while hurrying home. Tell them to keep a look out in case of Neckbeard, after what just happened.
>>28650203>ANONYMOUS GIRLJust to check the score here, that's Yorrick, right?
>>28650226I actually forgot that's where Yorrick came from.
>>28650203Seconding this.>>28650052Also this. I'd assume checking what we have entails looking at inventory and stats.
>>28650311Come to think of it, that took place a day earlier, so unless Harpy or Cyclops already told her about it, Charlotte may not know about that. If she does, there may be some real hostility between her and Anon's group.
>>28650384>STOP BEING A CUNT, CHARLOTTE>(HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GUY'S PECS?)
>>28650052You have quite the acquaintances, mostly Anonymi or nameless, but your closest friends are these four asshats. You don't know where 3 and 4 live, but you know where Anry and Mako stay at.As for Anon? He had his brother, Garush, and a few other Anonymous people that moved away months back. You don't know who else he might have, but you know Garush is still around and probably putting up with his bullshit.Now, there was something between you and fountainface but you'd rather not dwell on that subject. Ever.
>>28650126"It"?
>>28650989Seek out Anry. Warn her of the Neckbeard, and join forces to oppose him.
>>28650989Find Garush. Tell him what we've learned about Anon's death, leaving out our posterior's role in said demise.Try to wrangle his debt to us (for telling him about Anon's death) to get a favor from him.
>>28650989>writes yaoi fanfiction>draws yaoi fanfictionOh Yorrick, why am I not surprised.Try to contact all of them.>Let the gang know what's up. Keep an eye out for neckbeard. Lay low.>Is he hunting us? If so, the worst thing we can do is gather together, but we should make sure we have a safe house in case we need it.>Form a plan of attack for getting rid of this menace. Once we're done, we should contact Garush. He's a strong guy, and would want vengeance for Anon. Though you don't know why.
>>28650989>Find Garush
>>28650989>Now, there was something between you and fountainface but you'd rather not dwell on that subject. Ever.Dwell on that subject anyway.
>>28651007You know, "it." The important thing we were carrying.
>>28651111Quads demand it.
>>28651024Well, you did tell her to meet you somewhere. Oh look, she isn't too far away.
>>28651112How about you not and repress those memories and move on?
>>28650989>Moved awayInteresting...
>>28651120By "it', you mean horn? Yes, you still have your horn.>>28651684You do not know where Garush is or lives.
>>28649881We should visit those /jp/s after we meet Anry. They are the ones who killed Neckbeard last time.
>>28651811Go meet up with Anry.Help her deal with whatever is happening over there, then ask her if she's heard from the rest of the group, or she's noticed anything suspicious.
>>28651842Go address your squabmates. Heh...
>>28651867I wonder whose dead body they're looking at
>>28651842Go to library.
>>28651870She's arguing with someone. Shame you have to end it on case of emergency.>Anry>Anry>Anry>Anry>Anry>Anry
"Oh, hi.">Hi.
Is Mako a guy? his hair is a bit ambiguous
>>28652293>Tell her about the beardstrosity.
>>28652293ask her if she knows where garush lives
>>28652283Wow, that is annoying.
>>28652293Ask her if she's heard from the rest of the group recently.
>>28652366I third this.
>>28652293>Ask her to fly you around.
>>28651940That there Torpedo Asshole's body was, according to an older map. Probably his.>amessua hasAmessua has what, captcha?
bump
We love you, QM. Never change.
>>28656650Seconded.
>>28657853bamp
Bumpin'
>>28652356>C'mon, Anry, we have more important things to do than argue with random asshats."What's more important than stirring fights with strangers?">Well..You lead her away from the femanon she was fighting with and to the railroad crossing.
>>28652356>You remember that beard monstrosity from yesterday morning, right?"Yeah, the thing we sold that Anon to? And then later on was chased away by mods for guro and public nsfw? I remember.">Well, that thing managed to lure me to that exact same Anon's apartment and tried to coerce me into servitude. He ended up burning it down and claiming Anon was dead.>He might behind Anon's death."Why do you care?">Because that thing might be after us next when he finds out I'm still alive."Yikes."
>>28652366>We might need Garush's help on this. Do you know where he lives?"Yeah, it's right where he beat our asses and beheaded White-Hair and put her head on a stick."Wait, what?
>>28660497We don't need him. He's just a dumb sack of muscle. What good is he to us?
>>28660497What did he do to yor...white hair?
>>28660497>We should at least tell him about anon's passing.
>>28660800Dubs hath spoken.
>>28660560>>28660800Truly, the tsundere smiles upon us.
>>28660560"But you just mention we might need his help.">Oh.>>28660800>We should at least tell him about anon's passing."Right, and have him behead us too."
>>28660833Meant that to be Anry. Getting the hang of this whole quest thing.
>>28660833Good point.Who else could protect us from the monstrosity? The admins? The Mootikins?
>>28660833Did he attack without provocation, or did she do something to antagonize him?
>>28660833"A beheading would be preferable to whatever that thing would decide to do to me."
>>28660833We can take him if push comes to shove... after I get a mana recharge.
>>28660833maybe meet up with mako then?
>>28661011This is probably more in-character.
>>28661045what can I sayI know how to quest
>>28660833Okay, so we now need to find a way to kill that thing, and at the very least beat the hell out of Garush. Great.
>>28660882>Good point.>Who else could protect us from the monstrosity?>The admins? The Mootikins?Anry shook her head."Those don't do their job right anymore, unless the monster antagonizes moot badly."
>>28661364guess we better go pick up mako and hide in a bunker or something
>>28660884>Now, about Garush..>Did he attack without provocation, or did she do something to antagonize him?"Well, he and Anon started the fight while me, white-hair and Mako were mugging this chest monster for money. Garush kicked her in the face and she went spooky ghost mode on them.""Then the orc turned into some magical yankee and beat the shit out of her with wooden swords and ripped her head off.""Last I saw of her body, it turned to a pile of ash and clothes, and Garush and Anon carried her head off along with some robot head. I think it was a robot head."
>>28661419that's fucked up
>>28661364This >>28661409But we should hide in a bunker built inside a slightly larger bunker.>>28661419>>28661419Fuck. Lets get Mako and hide somewhere safe.
>>28661419Lets grab Mako and hide somewhere, that officially makes 2 things we don't want to run into.
>>28661419Okay, we need to figure out a way to kill the beard freak thing.Garush could be useful, if he was actually able to beat white-hair. We need vengeance, but we can set that aside to deal with the freak.
>>28661419If we know that white-hair can survive without a body, perhaps we should acquire one for her, for when next we meet.Are there any likely looking bodies about?
>>28661527There's that witch looking girl that Anry was arguing with, but it might be best if we avoided drawing attention to ourselves.
>>28661419Why would Garush help us? He wants to bone Anon.
>>28662229But she doesn't know that yet.
>>28662296she just learned from Anry that anon and garush were in a group kicking ass.
>>28662446Is comradery and brotherhood on the field of battle necessarily an indicator of homosexuality? Certainly, the Spartans fucked each other in the ass, but they was just Greek. You know how they are.
>>28662566wat
Bamp
>>28662566I think the greek were more into frotting than sticking it in the butt.
>>28663330Maybe, but it's still queer as folk.
>>28663576Auto-correct acting up there?
>>28664740I don't think so, he's referencing how the folk, or country people, are generally gay as Freddie Mercury.
>>28664771I interpreted it as folk music, actually.
>>28664912Folk music IS pretty gay.Not as gay as country, but up there.
>>28664928I think it depends on the folk music. I have heard some folk songs that are amazingly gay.Also, we should create a system that measures how gay a song or genre is using units of Freddie Mercury.
>>28665048>how gay a song or genre is using units of Freddie MercuryHow many FMs would Liberace be?
>>28665090No. No, no, no. Mercury is not the unit of measurement. Mercury transcends the gayness and is purely awesome.
>>28664771Ah. I was thinking that auto-correct changed fuck to folk.
>>28665090Maybe 8.5 FM's? I mean, this is Liberace we're talking about here.And that's to say nothing of Right Said Fred or Bear Force 1.
we miss you OP
Rolled 3>>28661460You message Mako about this, however,>>28661520Conflicts with hiding from the two.The dice will decide.1, you call up Mako and go into hiding.2, you seek out Garush3, you deal with neckbeard
>>28666060Then it is settled. Your party will deal with neckbeard on it's own.
>>28666101Well, we fucked.I guess get the group together, go to the hideout, and work up a plan of attack.
>>28666101Do we have a way of reaching that other fellow, and if so, let's do it. We'll need all the people we can get if we're going to do this.We also need gear. We should check out some of the gear shops around here.
>>28666101Check EQUIPMENTTake stock of our ABILITIESAnd look in our inventory to see what ITEMS and how much DOSH we have.
>>28666229This sounds good
>>28666229Seconding this.
Charlotte: consider that it would probably be easier and would likely run less risk of bodily injury if you were to simply give the bearded monstrosity what it wants.
>>28666624I can back this
>>28666680>>28666624I don't think it just comes off that easily
>>28666703I woke up this morning and discovered my horn was gone.That happens sometimes. It's detachable.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDss8V2OME4
>>28666703I don't exactly intend to detatch it
>>28666703Then let's just buy a fake horn and have Anry do it instead. You'd do that for us, wouldn't you Anry?
>>28666838Guys. It's this kind of shit that created... IT... in the first place.Let's focus while we wait for OP.
>>28666624Charlotte don't take shit from nobody.She wouldn't just give him the horn because he wanted it. He needs to deserve it.
>>28666101Reflect momentarily on why we were so adamant about saving our horn for Anon.
>>28666949We're not getting the reveal this early in the story! God damn.
>>28666949Pure unicorn ass babies?
>>28666780I'm sure the oni didn't either, and look what happened to him. Hence the plan of having Anry do it with a horn she wouldn't mind losing.
>>28667268I don't think Charlotte knows about Oni
>>28667340Still, we have no idea what this abonimation will do with our horn once he has it in his anus. It's best to do these types of things by proxy.
>>28667462The Beardstrosity from the beyond offered Charlotte two choices. Serve him, or burn to death.She told him to piss off. If burning alive doesn't phase her, I doubt the threats of horning will.
>>28667542Doubt beardy would survive a beamu to the anus
>>28667576FuckI don't actually want to kill beardy
>>28667576Doubt she could pull it off. Probably wouldn't be able to focus with ass in her face.
>>28667610Beardy's not going down that easily, though, he was granted the power of plot armor.
>>28667637>>28667620Wonder if we could launch him into space
Bump.
>>28667668We would probably have to die and go to Heaven to gain the power necessary to defeat him.
>>28668967Eh, doubtful.
>>28666116You call Mako and tell him to get over to your place. There, you will be able to plan of attack.>>28666404Your equipment is the usual.Charlotte can:UNIKHORN BEEMUUUStab people with hornKickA magical laser that changes objects, liquids, gasses, flames and clothes to something more cheery (Costs SANITY and ENERGY)Magical Tablet that works as a spell book, mostly consists of explosive spells.Moving onto Anry
Anry can:Egg launchClawLift things with said claws and fly through the air half her weight or moreHead butt without dealing damage to your skull (Still costs HP)FlyThrow feather bladesFeathers can turn into fucking bladesBurns whatever she cooks (she's a shitty cook)
>>28669235So she's a brainless, feathery cunt? I like it!Any gear?
>>28669172>beam costs full 200 mpdoes laser and spellbook cost mp as well?
>>28669235"Anry, why the fuck were you trying to steal a cat?"
>>28669235>can turn into an actual fucking unicorn and can also orgasm through horn on certain occasionshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qDsqPaJht0
>>28669172>AWOKEN: N/ASo, mages don't AWAKEN? Or does learning magic prevent AWAKENing?
it's cool if i stop drawing that stupid beak right?>>28669266You do not have actual gear available.>>28669278Yes. Many of your spells cost pretty much all of your mana.Head home, or go look for gear?
>>28669374Bear won't think we survived. Head out and acquire gear.
>>28669374No, it's not. I love the beak.Go look for gear.
>>28669374As adorable as I find the beak, no reason to make you keep drawing it if you don't want to.
>>28669418*Beard
>>28669374Maybe draw it like a really oversized nose?
>>28669374Just replace her mouth with a bigger beak.
>>28669374I don't mind it, but if you don't want to draw it, it's your choice to make.Home would be a good place to start. Gather some gear there. See what we need.
>>28669374Gear is good. We haven't manifested any sick powers yet, plus Anry seems to be kinda beaten up? If we're gonna take down this guy we gotta be prepared!
>>28669374Discus possiblity of the fake-horn gambit with Anry on your way to where ever you're going. Offer to shit on a few cars with her latter to sweeten the deal. That's the type of thing she's into, right?
>>28669374wow look at that fukin sad sap on the playground by himself hahah what a looser lets fuck him up and take his shit.
>>28669374http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h66gq40szjk
>>28669374Go for gear. Figure out how to recover mana.
>>28669374I actually like the beak. It reminds me of Windwaker. But it's your call mate.>>28669683No. Bad.>>28669418All the more reason that he could be carelessly wandering around, but it doesn't matter. We can call the mods. They should take care of him just fine.
Morning bump
>>28670364I wonder if we can buy mana in cans. Something like Liquid Mana Plus Lite Ultra #2.
>>28674663MANATHIRST. ENERGY DRINKS FOR PEOPLE WHO NEED GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF MANA.
>>28674663
>>28669374We should hook up with our other companion before we go questing. I mean that in every sense. Like, put hooks in him.
>>28669418>>28669592You decided to head North and search for gear on your way home to search for even more gear.Until you got confront with a dog."Bark!"
>>28678144Pet doge.
>>28678144What's that lassie? Timmy fell down a well? WELL LEAD THE WAY
>>28678144Give it some dog safe chocolate and ask him if he follows dogquest.
>>28678144Anry: Attempt to eat doge.
>>28678144walk around dog. it is dog. not big obsticle.
>>28678144just ignore the dog, youre more of a cat person, so is the bird i guess.
>>28678144Stare at the dog until it moves out of the way.If it has the guts to resist Charlottes no doubt intimidating stare, we should make it our dog. He will help us smite our enemies.
>>28678144Look at doge impatiently. "Bark? What about it?"
>>28678144Pet the dog.
>>28678144No! You don't understand!
>>28678212>What's that lassie? Timmy fell down a well?>WELL LEAD THE WAYThe dog just stares at you.
>>28678540You stare back at the dog, but more in an intimidating way.
Rolled 1>>28681117The dice decides the dog's actions:1, The dog walks away2, The dog stares back3, The dog stares back more intensely
>>28681140That's right. Walk away.
>>28681140The dog walks away.Do you carry on and look for a shop, or do you head straight home for available gear?
>>28681192Look for a shop.We should buy some chocolate.
>>28681192Anry: Ask to eat dog.Charlotte: Ignore dumbass cohort. Consider following mongrel.
>>28681192Tell the dog this:>>28681170with menacingly narrowed eyes. Head home to retrieve gear and companion.
>>28681192Wait, why doesn't that doge have a pooper?
>>28681192Look for a shop. How many cash monies do we have on us? If we don't have enough for at least a few mana energy drinks, we might have to rob an innocent bystander (like that's unusual for those two). >>28682158youd like that wouldnt you
>>28681192Actually lets head home. We can see what we have there, then go to a shop. That way we can tell if what they're carrying is better, and we can pawn off our current gear to help pay for the new gear.
>>28685457This.
>>28685918Bamp.
Bumped
Hey, OP. Had a thought.You know, we love you and what you do, but it either seems like this is taking up too much of your time or there's other stuff you'd rather do. We get that, we really do, so I was wondering what you thought about setting aside 1-3 days a week for NBQ and having the rest of the time to yourself? We'll gladly wait for quality stuff, and we don't want you to feel pressured or get burnt out early.
>>28688609Aye, OP. If that's what you need, I'm sure we'd all support it.I'd rather wait for quality, then have it sputter out and die because you're exhausted.
>>28688609>>28688886Well, if you say so.I'll continue the thread after I'm done with starbound.
>>28690340It's not about us, man, it's about you. /tg/ has its share of grognards, but I'd like to think most of the people in the thread here are pretty chill and we want you to have a good time too.BTW, what the hell is Starbound?
>>28690340What grinds me down is the several hours wait time between OP posts.
>>28690382So find something else to do with your time while you're waiting? It's the Internet. Multiple tabs. Masturbate. I don't know.
>>28690382Ah, sorry! I'll try to update more frequently and not several hours later.I have been getting pretty distracted with games and other drawings, but I will see to it that I will update on time.
>>28690350OP mentioned Starbound, and I decided to look it up. It seems like a better terraria. I got it.http://playstarbound.com/about/Now I can pretend to be a rogue trader.>>28690437Don't worry about it man. The only thing that ever bothered me wasn't the space, so much as how it was irregular. In a game where who gets the first word in matters a decent amount, you just want to know when to be watchin'. It leaves me inclined to keep a constant eye on the thread, but it aint the end of the world. Do what works for you man.
>>28690589Starbound is very much in beta. It's decent, but there's a lot of clunkiness to it. I honestly find Terraria to have a better aesthetic and crafting system. That said, the exploration is great fun. Beginner's guide:http://pastebin.com/CyaKcnAP
>>28690619Thank you for the beginners guide.I just started playing (buddies are having a hell of a time getting a server up, port just wont open for some damn reason). Anyway, no idea what the hell I'm doing, so this guide will certainly be appreciated.
>>28690437I'm fine with the slow updates myself. I figured that you were updating whenever it was convenient.May I ask what else you're drawing?
>>28691101>>28690619Floran masterrace.
>>28681310>That's right.>Walk away.You said, with menacingly narrowed eyes.>>28681224The nearest shop on your way home is this convenience store. It is full of snack foods that can replenish your mana.Charlotte's mana recovers by eating and drinking SWEETS, since she is a unicorn. Even if it is considered unhealthy for humans, it is considered healthy for a unicorn to eat sugary snacks. Salty snacks don't recover as much mana, but can recover HUNGER and HEALTH.Anry's health and mana is recovered by a more healthier means. Mostly seeds and fruits. Anry is not allowed to have coffee and milk.>>28693861Several doodles, a secret santa and the link in the subject field.
>>28695527buy some chips, some fruit, couple jelly babies, skitles and a big pretzle. and a bottle of 7up, none of that 7up free shit all sugar.
>>28695527Buy doge shaped chocolates.
>>28695990Monies spent: 250Monies left: 124The cashier made a snide remark of your choices as you left the door, something about diarrhea or some shit.Anry won't stop looking at all the snacks you got, and pops the question:"Are you sure you really need all that food?"
>>28696771Menacingly show her your horn and reply that we are fighting the beard monstrosity here.We need Chrono Trigger music here.
>>28696771Since we're just wandering around.
>>28696771Not only does sugar, specifically glucose, promote brain activity - essential for casters like myself - this also recharges my mana and escaping a burning building has left me bone dry. Now shut it or you don't get any.
>>28696862>We need Chrono Trigger music here.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiT8JWc4GrU&list=PL18AB71ABC1C0B3A4&index=45Specifically that one
>>28696771"we are at war here and we need all the provisions we can get." while stuffing our face
>>28697231this
>>28697231yeah say this
>>28696862You point your horn at her menacingly, showing her you mean business.
>>28697268>>28697231>Wrrr at wrrr hrrr n we nnnd all th' prrvisins we cn git.Yeah, that'll show her what's what.Check gear at home or shop for gear?
>>28697725Go back home and get prepared.
>>28697725Group up with the rest of our adventuring party
>>28697725home is where the gear is, home is where we must go
>>28697725Go home. Retrieve gear.
>>28697725Apologize for being a bitch. Give her pretzels.
>>28698408Seconding this.Nearly being burned alive left us a little cranky, is all.And check gear at home.
>>28697704Looking at that picture, am I the only one who is immediately reminded of Balalaika from Black Lagoon?
>>28697992>>28698408You apologize to Anry for your rudeness and shared your pretzel with her.The two of your proceed home to gear up with Mako and prepare for the battle that has yet to come.
You are now Neckbeard.What are you up to, Beardy? Did singing not work on the shrine maiden?
>>28699789Aren't we hungry? Lets go back to that dinner for seconds.
>>28699789We are looking at something.Presumably something delicious.Check our surroundings.
>>28695527Thanks for the link. I really need to start drawing again.>>28699789Begin to irritatingly tap the window/fish tank/whatever we have our face pressed against.
>>28699833>>28700559These two.
Bumping to keep alive
>>28699789Lick the glass.
>>28704299With which tongue? Or rather, how many tongues?
>>28701002You begin to tap on the display glass irritatingly.You find yourself inside a bakery, staring at the sweets in the display. You are being watched.
>>28705171Buy these goods completely legitimately with the money you must surely have.We're evil, but evil has standards, man.
>>28705171ask for prices on these tasty treatsalso check ur stat pages
>>28705171Ask cat lady what we gotta do to get some a dose tasty treats without payin for em'
>>28705171"That. That's what I want."
>>28705171"You see these things? I want them. A LOT. Can I has dem?"
>>28705262You ask the catlady behind the display for the prices of the treats.Cakes are 20-50 moniesCookies are 5 monies eachCupcakes are 10 monies eachDonuts are 5 monies eachYou currently hold 350 moniesYou have BROTHERS PHOTO, MATCHBOOK, and BROKEN ARROW stored in your beardYou have the NASTY SPARKLY WATER wrapped in LETTER FROM BROTHER and articles of clothing stored in your stomache mouth.
>>28705292You then ask the cat lady what you gotta do to get some of those tasty treats without paying for them.She giggles and tells you get someone else to pay for you!
>>28705902Buy a whole cake for yourself. You deserve it.
>>28705919buy ourselves some cakeinquire as to where we can acquire souls
>>28705919Buy a whole cake. Then attempt to contact Beelze to have him use magics to make it a regenerating cake.
>>28705948Indeed. That was some top-notch evilry earlier.Also, ask the Cat lady if she's seen any shrine maidens lately. Maybe one with some haunted armor or an ogre?
>>28705902what exactly does 4% protection mean? It does seem obvious, but I think garush rolled 80 dmg on us earlier and we only took 20
>>28705948>>28706116Cake get!
>>28706649OMNOMNOMNOMNOM.Right there in the shop. Be messy. Give no fucks.
>>28706649Eat a slice with your face mouth. Then consume the rest with your stomach mouth.
>>28706116>Hey, where can I get souls?"I don't knyow.">>28706238>Alright, have you seen any shrine maidens lately? Maybe one with some haunted armor or an ogre?"Well, one did stop by today for some cookies. And she was with some ogre..""But the thing is, the ogre has a broken horn! Weird, huh?"
>>28706693>Lick the catgirlThat's how they say hello, right?
>>28706693DID THEY SAY WHERE THEY WERE GOING?
>>28706693On a scale of happy to 14, how long ago were they here?
>>28706693Did you notice which direction they went?
>>28706693Hug her making sure she feels our glorious neckbeard, then run out the store saying thanks in a "So kawaii desu~" manner.
>>28706894Do this after getting an answer.
bedtime bump
>>28706693when nobody was looking neckbeard made his sounge reach over the counter and under the glass and steal forty cakes. thats as many as four tens, and thats pure evil.
>>28706693Just getting home from FNM bump.Ask kitty if she wants a tonguebath.
>>28706894Hahahahahaha. Yes
>>28713269>>28713269Bump
Bumping again.
>>28706746>>28706770>>28706778>Did they say where they were going?"Well, no..">What direction did they go?"The right, I think? They were here this morning, I don't know where your friends are now-"
>>28706732You lick the cat girl.
>>28719010Lets confess our undying love for her.
>>28706894Then you pulled the catgirl over the counter and hugged her, forcing her face into your glorious neckbeard.You can hear purring.
>>28719039lick her again for a goodbyetrack down those losers who killed you
>>28719039Oh crap, thats mean that we are married for life by catgirl law, run away!
>>28719039You should come with us. You could be our little cake kitten. Cats also purr when scared or in pain.
>>28719039ask for her post number so we can see her tonight after we "take care of some business" then we can take care of her and lick eachothers fur all night long. just dont eat our dick
>>28719039Make sure she doesn't suffocate.
>>28719039Calling it now>we will end up seducing many women>every time we do they will do something sexual we don't understand>and then we will kill them>and get into trouble
>>28720160Seriously tho does beardy know the consept of fellatio?
>>28720279It could go either way. I could see an elf being crazy enough to literally try to eat our dick, but I could also see Neckbeard being too ignorant to know what a blowjob is.
>>28720279Maybe? I would hope he does, but Ruby is in his stomach.
>>28719054You give a good-bye lick before you-
>>28719084Wait.You're too young and beautiful to settle down!
>>28721182Have midlife crisis.
"Waaaaait~ You forgot your receipt!"
>>28721210Become jaded about women. Equip fadora.
>>28721210fuck receiptshunt down bitches
>>28721210Remember to come back to the shop next time.And forget the receipt again.
>>28721277This.
>>28721210use horny sense to sense the oni horn and finish unsetled business
>>28721182Nigga das kawaii.
>>28721210lets quit mukin about and find that shrine maiden already
>>28721403Yes, do as this one commands.
>>28721210Just grab a blooming onion at a local dinner.
>>28721262>fadora>>28721308You mentally note to return to the bakery and forget the receipt again.
>>28721766You stop at a fork in the road, something is covering the scent.Which direction do you take?
>>28723185Go left, young man.We're evil. Sinister dexter. Can't possibly go wrong.
>>28723185Taste the air with stomach tongue. See if we can taste the hornlust of the ogre.
>>28723185Flip a coin. If you don't have any coins, ask nearest bystander for a spare change. If he refuses, break him for denying you.Proceed to forget which side ment which direction and use your tongue for enhanced smell sense like snakes do.
>>28723185Neither left nor right, straight through.
>>28723185forwardenter haus
>>28723272mfw I see someone got evens before memfw they picked exactly what I did
>>28723272This.
>>28723272THIS. WE DON'T NEED ANY DIRECTIONS BUT FORAWRD. ALL ABOARD THE NECKBEARD TRAIN BABY.
>>28723272>>28723917http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3Nt0iAu3qw
Bump
Bedtime bump.
>>28723185Window.
>>28728873A bit late to the punch there m8.
So when do you think Neckbear is gonna get laid? Do you think Beelze would be cool with that?
>>28729775Even with the opportunity he'll probably just fuck it up again.
>>28730113What if he fucked Beelze?
>>28729775I don't see why he wouldn't be
>>28729775>So when do you think Neckbear is gonna get laid?The catgirl will try to do some pouncy playful fucking on Neckbeard. He will obviously interpret it as an attack and promptly consume her.It's almost tragic, really.
>>28730336It's entirely possible she could be the best candidate for underling.>catgirl means murderpresents>works at a fucking bakery>A FUCKING BAKERY>FREE BEAR CLAWS >cat puns 24/7>culturally encouraged to lick dat pussy
>>28730367We waifu'd the elf, and look how that turned out.All the same, I think having a playful evil minion would be pawsome.
>>28730990Then we're agreed? Neckbeard shall attempt to gain a cat.
>>28731013>a cat is fine too
>>28731013We will give her murderclaws and cute clothes.Oh, and have her worship our mirthful lord and master, of course.
>>28730990So we need to make a note. Attempt to recruit catgirl baker as a minion.If things go as planned, she will be the Harley Quinn to our Joker.
>>28731056Stop that.
>>28731276Never!
>>28731341Whoops. I meant, nefur.
>>28731096We're less Joker, more... I don't know. Some kind of rapist moth... man.
>>28731406>rapist mothmanSo, regular mothman then? We just need to procure some wings and scaryass eyes.
>>28731406Naw, I didn't mean that we're like the joker. But we'd have the same dynamic, s'what I meant.>>28731445We could probably work this out with Beelze, depending on how well we do.
>>28731445Let's focus on just "eyes" first. Scary compound shit can come later.
>>28731445But our final form is to be inspired by dinosaurs and Cadillacs.
>>28731994You know, Beelze might not be familiar with that particular form of media. We might end up looking like some unholy crossbreed between a Cadillac and a stegosaurus.
>>28732133Jesus christ how horrifying
One last bump for the night.
>>28733279Bedtime bump. You know, maybe we shouldn't keep these threads alive. OP can make a new one when they come back or something.Also, we archived yet?
>>28733933We've been past the bump-limit for 7 posts. We're currently on page 8, floating towards oblivion.
