Step 1: cut a hole in a box
Step 2: put your dick in that box
Step 3: make her open the box

>>4655339
Ok, walk up to her, look her STRAIGHT in the eye. Then slowly pull the wedding ring box from behind you and open it.
The slap her and say "BITCH! You're going to put this fucking ring on your fucking finger and we're going to get fucking married! Then we're going to fucking fuck and have BABIEZ!"

>>4655348
I respect the cleverness, but got anything legitimate?

>>4655354
Again.
>>4655355

>>4655355
Put the ring next to your dick?

is SHE geeky is whats important

>>4655361
Yes sir. She plays a little bit of DnD and some video games. As much as a girl can before she becomes a gargoyle.

>>4655348
Seconding this, what's classier than a dick in a box? Maybe a dick in a box with a top hat on it.

>>4655354
That's what I did.

Now she fucks me with a strapon.

I love my life.

>>4655339
>Can you think of a nice and romantic way to propose to my lady?
Show her this thread. Make like someone else posted it. Ask her for advice "to give to the OP".
You have no found out how she'd like to be proposed to. Several options, even.

Wait.

Surprise her.

>>4655339
What's wrong with the traditional romantic dinner and popping the question in from of a room full of people so she can't say no?

>>4655366
buy a treasure chest and put the ring in it, put it in the woods/cave/etc, tell her you're going on an adventure, at the end open the chest and ask her to marry you

hey you know what we should do? we should fuck each others mothers!

>>4655366
In D&D have her find a chest.
Say she found a ring.
When she asks what it's like, you say see for yourself.
Hand her ring

>>4655374
Ugh, shit up your ass. Ew.

>>4655375
She'd only say '/tg/? More like /b//b/'

>>4655366
I'd have said ogre, personally, because I've never seen a girl turn to stone from too much nerdism.

>>4655366
Slip the ring in her dice bag.

>>4655375
-shakes head- She's too suspicious of my proposal. She knows it's coming up. Plus, the pic I used will give me away.
Brilliant idea though, I like it plenty.
>>4655379
Privacy is key in this particular situation. I plan to be fucked after she says yes.

>>4655379
>What's wrong with the traditional romantic dinner and popping the question in from of a room full of people so she can't say no?
She'll say no anyway and you'll be publically humiliated. Then, she'll hate you for making her do that in public, and will break up with you.

>>4655375
HAHAHAHA.

FUCKING GOLD.

*high five* (Pic related for level of JUSTASPLANNED)

>>4655384
Ugh. People who don't know biology trying to decide what is disgusting or not. Ew.

Enjoy your girlfriend getting bored of your sex life when you can't find any erogenous zones.

>>4655390
Nah, she'll say yes.
This shit's already in the bag, I just gotta do it.

my fiancee was a Harvest Moon fan, so what did I do?

gave her a blue feather

(after she stopped laughing, she said yes and I gave her a ring)

>>4655380
BUT, and this is important, don't forget to fill the surrounding area with deadly traps and monsters.
>>4655388
Bah, you can always fuck in the car afterwords!

>>4655366
And what's wrong with gargoyles?

>>4655388
In that case, the in-a-game idea sounds good. Run a one-shot. Have her make a character like her. Run a DMPC like yourself. Have your character propose to her character.

>>4655388
Alright, back to the Dick in the Box... Put the ring on your dick, THEN put it in a box!

>>4655401
You're screwed if you have sex all night?

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OP here
Gotta move away from the idea of surprise.
I know surprise is a powerful emotion and is terribly useful here, but she knows it's coming.
I won't be able to 'spring' it on her. If I orchestrate a plan, she'll know what's at the end, guaranteed. In games, out of games, whatever.

>>4655391
Thanks, I try.

>>4655396
>HERP A DERP ANYONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE THINGS UP THEIR BUTT IS A COLD FISH WHO CAN NEVER PLEASE A PARTNER
How's that strawman feel, bro?

>>4655416
If I were a woman and a gargoyle turned to stone in a way that prevented me from detaching myself from his stony, massive dick throughout the course of the day I would be the most turned on I've ever been.

Even with all of the biological functions that would have issue with that.

>>4655420
In that case, just get up before her, make breakfast, and when she comes down have the ring in the box on the table with breakfast.

>>4655421
Great up my ass, because men have a prostate.

Also your comment was stupid. Don't get so defensive.

>>4655425
Take that knot, anonymous.

>>4655428
Okay, waking up before her is key. I dig that.
But the breakfast thing wouldn't work out.
Anything else you can think of with a 'wake up first' motive?

Finger her and slyly put the ring up there with a note

>>4655420
Make a hand-scrawled note, like elementary school kids make?

"WILL YOU MARRY ME? CHECK ONE

[ ] YES [ ] NO [ ] MAYBE [ ] DOUBLE YES
"
Hand it to her wrapped around the ring.

>>4655420
Buy a ring, hide it well.
Build up to things a couple of times, with romantic (preferrably home-cooked by you) meals and evenings together over a few weeks.

Then, take her to brunch one weekend and do it then.

Dude, the guys and girls of /tg/ can't even figure out how to ask someone out on a date, and you want to know how we would PROPOSE?

Okay here's what you do...

Go out and find a guide on making medieval full plate armor, the internet should help with this. Get the equipment and tools necessary and begin hammering out and forging your new suit of armor. After several months of painstaking work, which your lady can even help you with, you will finally have a completed and expertly polished and shining knightly plate armor that perfectly fits you.

Ask her to meet you in a public park on a bright sunny day. Put on your suit of knightly armor and meet her there. When you get close, go down on one knee, bring out your ring and propose.

Bonus points if you ride up to her on a horse.

>>4655440
I don't have that much time. It's goin down on Wednesday.
>>4655437
Not classy enough. Cute, though.
>>4655443
W...What?

Tie the ring to a string (red string if she's a weaboo) Hang one end of the string above her bed, so she sees it when waking up.
Have the thread lead all around the house/apartment/basement/whatever. Have it pass any pictures on the wall of the two of you, happy moments in you're relationship, stuff like that.
Then have the string end outside of the dwelling, with you kneeling at the end with the ring.

>>4655443
I don't understand the purpose of spending hundreds of dollars on plate armour for this.

But I'm unimaginative and intend to steal my proposal method from a commercial I saw.

>>4655429
>>4655435
>>4655420
Fake her out a bunch of times. Do some OBVIOUSLY GOING TO PROPOSE shit and then don't. Eventually she'll stop expecting it. Then you pounce.

>>4655448
that one fufills the
>>4655435
Wake up first motif.

>>4655448
I was really, really waiting for "then have it lead back into the kitchen. Get her to make you a fucking sandwich so she learns her place in the scheme of things quickly," or "then close the door behind her. Anonymous scores a critical hit on epic break-up scheme!"

I'm half disappointed, really.

>>4655446
>Not classy enough. Cute, though.
Man, who needs classy?

Okay, fine, here's what you do. Get a tack or something in the ceiling. Tie a thread/string to it. Attach the ring to the end of the thread, so that it dangles right in front of her face, while she's sleeping.

Wait for her to wake up.

Kill her pets. Sew them into a large ring. Write in blood on the walls that nothing can keep you apart. Then after removing all the buckshot from a shotgun shell fire the ring into her with tears of mascara running down your face.

Op is a moron, you should seriously be talking to her frankly about your interest in marriage and what both of you're expectations of it are going to be like, not trying to screw her over by charismatic manipulation,

But i guess if you want to get divorced in a few decades or less your idea works too

OP here. Realizing I'm being a perfectionist and part of being in love is understanding that sometimes it takes improvisation and vulnerability.
The best laid plans, right? So why even make them.
Spoken from the heart is the best way to go, even if all I can muster is 'Buh buh buh, marry me?' I'm smart enough to come up with something on the fly that means enough to me.
The only reason I've shot down every single other idea I or anyone else has come up with in the past two days is because it's not good enough for her.
And it's taken me until now to understand that nothing ever will be....

So maybe I'll just tell her that, huh?

Thanks, /tg/. You guys are the best. I'll come back and tell you how it went some other day.

>>4655450
Dude it's a fucking suit of armor. The steel will cost you like... 500 bucks tops. Probably less than that. Your new computer is more expensive.

Also: FUCKING SUIT OF ARMOR. Who the hell doesn't want their own suit of armor?

Buy flowers.

Chocolates.

Golden thread.

Tie them to your erect penis.

Strip naked. Mud. All over. Cut yourself.

Wait in the bushes for her to emerge.

Run to her.

>>4655443
Funny thing is, I've done something similar. I took my darlin' to our prom (Oh shut up. We're still together and happy.) in a horse and cart. When we arrived (Late, of course) I leapt off, grabbed the footstool and helped her down, leaving a kiss on her lips... Then I pulled a rose out of my pocket and placed it in her hair.

>>4655468
/tg/ gets shit done?

>>4655468
... Did we just help him by NOT helping him?

>>4655476
Then you got rolled in the parking lot by the jocks for being one of those REENACTMENT FAGS, right?

>>4655468
...The fuck? I want this screen capped.

>>4655468
I STILL say you should go for the Dick in a Box.

>>4655468
>>The only reason I've shot down every single other idea I or anyone else has come up with in the past two days is because it's not good enough for her.
And it's taken me until now to understand that nothing ever will be....

Enjoy getting your balls stomped on because you put her on too high of a pedestal, and now everything that goes wrong will be your fault. She'll say it. You'll agree.

>>4655490
Enjoy not fucking understanding how love works, dumbass.

>>4655480
/tg/ gets shit done by not doing shit. Holy crap, we're awesome. Cap this, fa/tg/uys, archive it, whatever. This is freakin' history in the making!

>>4655382

Aww, that's nice.
My wife and I had platinum rings made so that our jewellery would come from the bottom of the treasure table.

That, and platinum is for liches. Liches, and the Romanovs.

You can't make your phylactery out of any 18ct shit.

Be a lich Bro!

Love is its own reason.

>>4655490
>I don't have a happy relationship so no one else can.

>>4655482
Not really. We went to different schools, they didn't really know who I was... And I wasn't in armor.

And I live in Australia, those retards wouldn't know what a REENACTMENT FAG is.

What makes me seriously laugh is there's probably 10-15 seriously hopeful girls out there now looking expectantly at their geeky boyfriends. OR YOU

>>4655468
Fuck, between post and pic, I got emotional.
God damn, OP. Go get her.

>>4655499
PROTIP: Platinum is now more likely to be associated with black gentlemen who want to appear rich when they've got no profile in the hip-hop industry.

>>4655508
That is actually really hilarious.

>>4655504
No, here they'd assume you'te some other kind of fag for not wearing what they're wearing.

>>4655519
Aaand you're correct. Sadly.

>>4655512
He sure will. Good luck to you, buddy. Would you post back on Wed- wait... Thursday or Friday, and let us know how it went, and what you said?

>>4655528
OP here.
Yeah, /tg/. Prepare for a post late Wednesday, early Thursday.

>>4655468
Yeah, for helping you like this I BETTER be you Best man, or at least be invited to the wedding!

>>4655499
This. That way if either of you ever play liches you know what your phylactery is.

>>4655339
MARRY ME, I'M AN ANTEATER

Someone please tell me this is capped or archived!
We gotta be able to pull this thread out when he comes back and tells us the result

>>4655551
Hahaha yes do it like OP's pic. Throw lawn chairs at the bar you invited her too in an anteater suit.
She looks over.
HEY!
Looks away.
Second lawnchair.
Looks at you.
HEEEEY!
MARRY ME!

>>4655513

You wound me Sir!

And yet, despite thy knavery, I assert to those gathered that the metal best gracing the most holy Tsar's hand be none other!

And, also Liches.

>>4655556
>>4655544
I've started the Archive request at sup/tg/. You know what to do.

OP: Since you may be archived to sup/tg/, I think you should be pretty proud. Down the track, you can show your honey the archive page, and you might get an "Aawww" moment. And then sex.

Good for you OP!

I was going to suggest something, but realised it's more /co/ than /tg/, so I'll have a bit more of a think.

So are you going to put your dick in a box or what?

>>4655609
That's what I'm wondering!

No need for fancy crap. Just take her for a walk in a nice, secluded place, preferably if you've got a view of the moon. Then, when you feel the time is right, just get on your knees and open the box for her.

Op best save me a piece of the cake, or I will be PISSED!

The fact that I opened this thread just in case it had any good ideas tells me I'm at a point now where I really should stop cheating on my girl.

>>4655660
>save me a piece of the cake

hate to break it to you, but..

>>4656082
Interesting note: The Cake seen at the end of Portal, the one on the desk? It's a particle effect in the shape of a cake, not an Object.

>>4655387
Hah! I was going to say that. I"m going to do that for my gf too. No question in my mind.

Do what they did on Hell's Kitchen one night. Excuse yourself to the bathroom, walk over to the manager or host for the evening and ask to have it put into a cake/dessert.

>>4655339
Sorry OP.
Girls can NOT marry girls.

>>4656457
>Girls can NOT marry girls.
Grampa, I think you'd better take a seat. There's something you should know...

>>4655569
Isn't that in the startin vid of medal of honour underground on PS1!! nostalgia-ey