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You grab your dick and stoke it in an attempt to re-seduce the dogboy.
Dogboy continues to have a seizure and doesn't notice. There is dog pee everywhere, on your things now.

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You check your SPECIAL window

>>33866271
J-J-JAM IT IN!

>>33866287
>INNERSKILL UNLOCK

>>33866287
Shotpost

>>33866287
>Innerskill Unlock

>>33866287
> RAPE

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Boy, not very lively today.

>>33866470
-INNERSKILL UNLOCK-
Your status effect is AROUSED, you apply for two opportunities:

>INCUBUS
Become a demon of sexual desire, your main diet is the mortal being's sexual fluids and energy. As of right now, you will be lusty, but later on you become jaded to sex as if it was a normal every day thing. Consider it as an office desk job. The only time you will become frenzied is when you get hungry, this is a natural instinct to survive. In addition to this, you will have a better chance of seducing and charming mortal victims. Can you use this to climb your way up to gods?

>NYMPHOMANIA
Sex becomes the most important thing to you. As each day pass by, you become more sensitive and aroused, up to the point that the simplest touch or blow of wind will turn you on. You will never reach satisfaction later on. However, your body will not age and you have no risk of disease, and will need little sleep. You can feast off of sex for alternative sustenance. You will also have an urge to party and use drugs at every chance.

>CANCEL
Cancel your decision and wait until another battle with a different status effect.

>>33866781
>INCUBUS
We gotta make every one a demon.

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>>33866810
Are you sure? You will never be able to go back.

>>33866781
>INCUBUS
You gotta start somewhere.
What other incubusy powers we get?

>>33866917
Yup
Can we have a sentai henshin?

>>33866917
>Abort

Here's the previous thread:
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/33849478/

>>33866917
This >>33866960

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You feel an incredible pain surging through your head, back and lower...

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... AND AN INCREDIBLE DESIRE FOR SEX AND JUSTIC

>>33867487
HELL YEAH HENSHIN A INCUBUS BABY

>>33867511
PUNCH THE DOG IN OUR HYPE!
"ORYA~!!"

>>33867511
KAMEN CUBUS SPEAR OF LEWDSTICE
Thats how our dick is called

>>33867511
>Fly to /g/ and exchange sex for a robot arm

Those turbonerds are sure to take sex in any form for their electronics.

>>33867511
Using incubus powers, seduce the dog.

>>33867511
THOU still unravish'd bride of quietness,
Thou foster-child of Furry and slow Time,
Doge historian, who canst thus express
A fluffy tale more sweetly than our rhyme:

When old age shall this generation waste,
Thou shalt remain, in midst of other woe
Than ours, a friend to man, to whom thou say'st,
'Sex is JUSTICE, JUSTICE sex,—that is all
Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.'

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>>33867546
You punched the dog in your hype.
>ORYA~!!

>>33867887
>Dog
>Dead
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Why can't we keep a dog alive?

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>>33867732
>THOU still unravish'd bride of quietness,
>Thou foster-child of Furry and slow Time,
>Doge historian, who canst thus express
>A fluffy tale more sweetly than our rhyme:

>When old age shall this generation waste,
>Thou shalt remain, in midst of other woe
>Than ours, a friend to man, to whom thou say'st,
>'Sex is JUSTICE, JUSTICE sex,—that is all
>Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.'

>>33867930
GOOD

>>33867930
Now fly to /g/! We've put off getting our robot arm for too long.

>>33867910
Arrange booty call, your newfound powers have to be put to a good use.

>>33867930
Use Incubus powers to bring dog back to life as a sex-crazed zombie.

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>>33867962
>>33867968
Fly over to /g/ and make some booty calls. Great plan!
However, you are just recently turned, and do not know how to fly. Surely you'll learn how to, right?

>>33868348
Just jump into open space, it will come to you naturally.

>>33868348
Go track down succubus and learn from her.

>>33868348
WAIT!
speaking of succubus >>33868408
She disguises herself as an elf right?
Maybe there's some reason to it!
And maybe we should somehow disguise ourself!

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>>33868408
But where is the succubus right now? Is she still at the bakery, or did she move on?

It is now 3:41 pm, 32f outside and you are getting pretty hungry.

>>33868925
I hope we ca fing a girl.
She wont resist the charm and allure of JUSTICE

>>33868925
You're right, tracking down one succubus may take too long.

Go to an internet cafe and look up succubi that are willing to teach you stuff in exchange for sexy times.

>>33868925
Go to the bakery.

>>33868925
Do >>33868328

We need a minion.

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>>33868976
>>33869418
Right! We'll go to the bakery to find a girl.
Now, which way was it again?

>>33870546
It was down.

Vertically down.

>>33870567
North

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>>33870582
You head north, and-

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THE HEADLESS BODY OF TORPEDO ASSHOLE KICKS YOU IN THE FACE

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BATTLE INSTIGATED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx__zn7Mx4k

Rolled 4

>>33871030
SPECIAL

>>33871030
Punch that nigga

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>>33871184

>>33871376
Use our wings to divecockslap this asshole.

>>33871376
Cum spaghetti sauce.

Not because I think it'll do anything, but because I want to see that happen.

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>>33871448
Alright, let's see how things wo-

>>33871376
Attempt to fly

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Rolled 2

You attempt to glide down and diveclockslap TA's body! The headless good can't really see that well, and gets slapped.
AROUSAL CHANCE!

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Rolled 46

Arousal failed, accumulating damage.

>>33871850
Arouse him good and hard

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It is TA's body turn now.
He's gonna throw a suckerpunch!

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Rolled 1

WATCH OUT!

Dodge chance!

1,He misses
2,He hits
3,He misses and you counter-attack

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He misses! It is your turn now.

>>33872197
Kick him.

>>33872197
Summon the gates of Babidongs.
DICKS EVERYWHERE

>>33872197
Give him the dick.

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Rolled 1

>>33872260
You prepare a SENTAI KICK, your opponent looks like he's about to dodge!

1,You hit
2,You miss
3,He counters

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Rolled 59

POW! You kicked down TA's body.

Accumulating damage.

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Rolled 229

The body breaks down under your foot, resulting in a victory.
Accumulating earned money.

>>33872605
Steal his arm

>>33872605
>>33872707
Yesssssss

>>33872605
man, poor torpedo asshole
he deserved some shit but not this

>>33872605
>>33872707
>>33872731
Oh come on even!
Steal the torpedo asshole's left arm

>>33872605
Sodomy time!

>>33872755
Do robots even have buttholes?

>>33872605
Walk around looking for succubi.

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>>33872740
You pitied the robot.

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>>33872752
Until you ripped his left arm off.

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Ah, yes. It fits like a glove! Now what were you doing again?

>>33874192
Get ice cream?

>>33874192
Seeing if we can revenge nookie the Succubutt, starting at the bakery.

>>33874192
Move your arm around. See if it functions.

>>33874192
Acknowledge yourself as an unstoppable force for JUSTICE! And sex.

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Rolled 1

>>33874244
>>33874286
Hm, you can't really remember. Maybe the die does!

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>I SCREAM
>YOU SCREAM
>WE ALL SCREAM-

>>33875762

We can use ice cream as onahole.

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>... For Justice. (And sex.)

Not very lively this time of year.

>>33876130
Strut over there and check out the flavors.

>>33876130
Ask for Rocky Road and Lemon Sherbert.

>>33876130
Fuck the cashier

>>33876130

Demand that we must go to the bakery or we gonna do anus stretching on them.

>>33876130
WHERE'S THE BAKERY!?!

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Rolled 1

>>33876164
You strut on over to...

>>33876164
>>33876192
>>33876284
>>33876572

Decisive roll

Goddammit, why aren't we at the bakery?

There was no reason to go to the ice cream shop, only an anon who lost himself.

>>33876964
Hey, are you a stickfigure?

>>33876964
This penis of mine is burning red!

It’s loud roar tells me to grasp victory!

ERUPTING!

BURNING!

DICK!

And now…

CREAM END!

>>33876964
Frutti Tutti

>>33876964
Fuck the ice cream

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Alright, there's the usual flavors, like mint, vanilla, shit, piss, cum and period blood.

>>33877080
Nothing wrong with a little pick-me-up on your way to the bakery!

>>33876964
Mint chocolate. Same color as our dick.

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>>33877148
>Hey, are you a stick figure?
"I don't know, are you an incubus?"

>>33877303
Vanilla sounds good.

>>33877328
Ask for a mint chocolate cone while buttfucking that stick figure.

>>33877328

"Show me your ass then I will answer your question..."

>>33877328
Maybe, would you have sex with me if I'm not?

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Rolled 2

>>33877342
>>33877384
Let's see what the die tells us to do this time.

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Rolled 4

"Uh.."

1 + 2: He complies and shows you his butt
3: He declines
4: He calls the mods on you
5: He tells you if you put your dick away he'll give you free icecream

>>33877671
Welp, time to skedaddle... wait, skedaddle is an actual fucking word!?! Huh, the more you know.

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"Excuse me."
He lowers down behind the display.
".. C'monnn pick up already."

>>33877671
Run away wooping: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6JHaBVySTA

>>33877866

SURPRISE BUTTSECK!!!!!!

>>33877866
I. said. SKEDADDLE!!!!

>>33877866
Tell him to calm down and that you were just joking. You'll have vanilla.

So much autism.

>>33877866

Stop him from calling the Mod and stretch his anus.

>>33877866
Ejaculate in the cookies to make cookies'n'creme

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>>33878074
>Calm down, I'm just joking!
>I'll have the vanilla.

"How can I be sure you were joking if you have your dick out?"

>>33878292
"Do you see a mouth on me? No? How else do you think I eat, faggot?"

>>33878292
Dude, you just turned around and showed me your ass. So I answer your question: Yes, I'm an incubus.

One who wants vanilla ice cream, and who will then go his merry way.

>>33878311
I guess that's not inaccurate. Incubus and all.

>>33878292
"Are you refusing to serve me just cause I have my dick out? That' discrimination, you nigger."

>>33878292
Hide your dick.

>>33878514
Hide your wife

>>33878292
Try to get pants to fit.

>>33878292
>>33878514
Hide your dick in a laughably ineffective manner.

>>33878514
>>33878530
Thank you based anons.

>>33878292
What's with all the "Hide dick" responses?

Just put it away.

>>33878292
Un-whip out dick.

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>>33878514
>>33878602

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"... How many scoops, sir?"

>>33879547
Two. Side by side.

>>33879547
Um, how many would you need to sculpt it into a dick?

>>33879547
Two side by side ( >>33879634 ) with one looooong scoop in the middle ( >>33879639 )

Or a banana. That could work.

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>>33879634
>>33879664
"Like this?"

>>33879851
Ejaculate.

>>33879851
Yes. Acquire ice cream.

How much monies do we have?

>>33879851
Good. Good.

Now, lick it sloooooowly.

>>33879851
Perfect.

>Suck the banana
>Lick the ice cream
>While he's holding it

>>33879851
Start licking it. Ask if he takes sexual favors as payment.

>>33879955
knowing how things go... not enough.

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>>33880042
You lick against your helmet's visor while pressing the banana against it, asking if he takes sexual favors as payment.

>>33880401
Open visor. We must consume the ice cream.

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Rolled 4

He stumbles upon his answer.

1,2)Yes
3)No
4)Get out before I call the mods
5)On the house
6)Yes, it is 4chan law: If you cannot pay it with currency, you must pay with sexual favors.

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"Get out before I call the mods!"

>>33880471
Turn and leave, opening visor on the way out in order to consume ice cream.

Find succubus and give her the dick.

>>33880471
Well, get out before he calls the mods.

>>33880471
Take the icecream and run away.

>>33880471
Time to skedaddle.
Succubutt time?

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>>33880494
>>33880548
>>33880736
You ran out of the shop with your icecream and head toward the bakery that your succubus rapist was at.
There is screaming and alot of other noises going on in there.

>>33880896
Walk in with your dick out, sensually licking your ice cream.

If she's there, it should drive her into heat. And it's payback time.

>>33880896
Just walk in. No need to get specific. Succubutt in bakery = stay
Succubutt not in bakery = leave

>>33880896
Descartes your way in

>>33880896
yell about your needs for frosted butts

>>33880896

Break the door with our iron hard dick

>>33880896
Sashay in all smooth like. It's unlikely they'll recognize you, since you've dressed as Kamen Rider, acquired an arm, and changed into an incubus.

>>33880896
Destroy the door.
Pose fabulously.

>>33880908
>>33881332
>>33881388
>>33881500
This is going to be one hell of an entrance.

>>33880896

Stab the door with our cock!

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"NOW YOU FUCKED UP"
"NOW YOU FUCKED UP"
"NOW YOU HAVE FUCKED UP"

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"Gah! No, let go!"

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>WHERE ARE THE FROSTED BUTTS

>>33883233
Attempt to locate succubutts.

While seducing everything in the store.

>>33883196
Holy shit this is great.

>>33883233
>I repeat, where are the frosted butts?

>>33883233
Alright, queue up. Drop your pants and grab your toes, I'll show you where the wild goose goes!

>>33883233

"Your ass is mine my fellow incubus!"

>>33883290
I'm seconding this.

>>33883233
"YOU FLUFFY GUY THAT TRIED TO EAT ME BEFORE! WHERE CAN I GET SOME HOT DICKINGS!?!"

>>33883233
"You there! Where did you put my succubus?"

>Keep licking

>>33883233
"Swiggity swiggity swooty, ah'm comin' for dat booty!"

>>33883290
>>33883323
thirding frosted butts

>>33883233
wait, who is that red dude Garrush is grappling with

>>33883672
Charm merchant. Don't rrcognize the mask?

>>33883672
I'm assuming the cuntboy from that mystics shop.

You will not die on me thread

>>33885642
There will come a day when the bumping of threads shall fail, and we will be left without Neckbeard Quest.

But it is not this day.

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>>33883278
>>33883290
>>33883420
You continue to sensually lick your icecream, asking:
>I repeat, where are the frosted butts?

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"I don't know what you're-"

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"YOU CUNTS"

>>33888205
PAUSE, FILE SELECT: NECKBEARD
CHARACTER SELECT: ANON

>>33888205
up up down down left right left right B A Start

>>33888205
Forget about the frosted butts, just a ask about the succubus.

>>33888205
>Find succubus

>>33888205
>>33888470
going with with konami code
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A Start

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>>33888238
You and your companion have just escaped the dreaded neckbeard beast. It's already past school hours, and everyone should be headed home. Where do you run to-

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>>33888470
>up up down down left right left right B A Start

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"Hi!"

>>33890596
So, Konami codes and entering your own thread will lead to a pixelated fashion shop huh? Welp, how many monies do we have?

>>33890596
Buy disguises.

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>>33890642
You and Anon both have 500 monies pocketed, totaling in 1,000.

>>33890824
"What kind of disguises?"

>>33891198
The bizarre kind. For bizarre adventures.

>>33891198
Garrush: Aquire Xena, Warrior Princess disguise

Cryanon: Acquire Gabrielle disguise

>>33891503
...now, this, I want to see.

>>33891503
This.

>>33891559
>>33891557
>>33891503
>All these odds
There is no justice. Some posts don't deserve to be odd.

>>33891503
>>33891557
>>33891559
Welp, seeing how it takes an even for teli to acknowledge a suggestion, you guys have some poor luck.

>>33891503
I like JoJo and all, but this just needs to be a thing.

>>33891503
Oh holy shit, I just started rewatching this. Xena Garush please.

ODDS FOR DAYS!!!
Sorry guys but it seems my JoJo suggestion will be it, unless Teli decides to be merciful. Like the idea though, so we should have Garrush dressed as Stone Free and Cryanon be Jolyne Kujo.

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>>33891198
"Do you know this girl?" (pull image from your pocket)

>>33891503
This is the best suggestion I've seen in this quest in a long time.

Trying for evens.

>>33891198
Garush: white knight armor
Anon: maiden's garb

>>33891503
One more shot...

>>33891326
>>33891503
JoJo Xena crossover?

>>33891775
Apparently not... maybe the shop doesn't have xena gear... maybe they are sold out!

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>>33891503
This.

>>33891727
Also this.

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>>33891748
You! Fuck YOUUU!

>>33891906
I AM AN ISLAND OF EVEN IN A SEA OF ODDS

>>33891984
ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS

>>33891984
Nuh-uh, JoJo's Bizarre adventure.

>>33891198
I've given up on the Xena suggestion.
Will go with this though >>33891721

>>33891198
One last bid for Xena

ITT: The RNG makes its will known.

Don't worry, I'm sure the RNG will allow us to have Charlotte dress as Xena, the warrior princess when the chance comes.

>>33893587
>Xena Charlotte
My anus is ready

>>33893937
As it should be.

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>>33891326
"This totals up to $3,000. Mom says I can't cut any holes in the clothes without purchase, so I can't fit the mask on you."

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>>33891748
"And here's the pricing on that other set!"

>>33895370
CURSES! WE NEED GOOD JOBS!! Anywho, I feel we should get the frilly dress and ask if they're hiring.

>>33895333
>>33895370
>insufficient monies
Maybe something a lot less obvious, like a hoodie, t-shirt and jeans?

>>33895370
Ask for a leather jacket for Garush and a flannel for anon

>>33895370
Buy Anon the maid outfit, leave Garush in his current clothes.

Anon's the one that Beardstrosity is hunting, after all.

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>>33895472
"This is the total cost of this set. Color selectable."

>>33895806
"Leather jacket is 150, Flannel is 75. It's color selectable."

>>33897400
Get the hoodie and leather jacket in black.

>>33897400
>Purple and pink striped hoodie
>Brown leather jacket

>>33897400
Yellow and black striped hoodies with black pants, claim to be in a school gang called the "yellowjackets"

>>33897400
Just the maid dress.

>>33897400
Meido dress

>>33897400
Get the Maiden's dress. Ask if she takes credit.

>>33897400
Get maid dress for cryanon.

>>33897400
Oh, and can we see if they have open job positions.

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>>33897942
>>33899012
Well, which is it? Meido dress or team yellowjackets?
Or do you want to do the RNG chance with the dice?

>>33899149
When in doubt roll some dice.

>>33899149

Maid dress if fine, I retract my suggestion since that's what people like the dress.

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>>33899276
>Meido's dress.
"The maiden's? With or without wig? We also have other meido dresses within price range."

"Anons, you ams not beings serious are you??"

>>33899550
"Don't ruin this for me Garush."

>>33899550
SHUT THE FUCK UP GARUSH! I WANT TO BE THE LITTLE GIRL!

>>33899550
Look, I doubt neckbeard really cares about you. He just wants me. So if I'm "gone" you don't have to fight him. Just say we went in different directions when running.

>>33899550
It's the perfect disguise.

>>33899550
With the wig of course.

>>33899550
"We are being quite serious, just somewhat low on liquid cash at the moment. Would you accept any alternative forms of payment or willing to trade favors?"

>>33899550
Garush, I'm exceedingly serious.

It's the only way.

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>>33899596
>>33899626
>>33899978

>Garush, I am exceedingly serious. So don't ruin this for me.
"But-"
>Look, I doubt neckbeard really cares about you. He just wants me.
>So if I'm "gone" you don't have to fight him. Just say we went in different directions when running.
"But why maiden dresses? Ams this another 4chans culture?"

>>33900060
But /tg/ wants to be the little girl.

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>>33900060
>"But why maiden dresses? Ams this another 4chans culture?"

"Yes because I always want to play Maid RPG."

>>33900060
Slightly, but I doubt neckbeard will thinks I'll cross-dress of my own accord.

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>>33900060
>"But why maiden dresses?"

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>>33900148
>Slightly, but I doubt neckbeard will thinks I'll cross-dress of my own accord.
"Alright, Ams trustings you. This ams not goings to turns out pretties.."

You can afford the maiden set, since it's only 900 out of your 1000, but you inquire about alternative forms of payment.

"Well, we can do store credit, which is done through part time jobs. Mom says they start in way early in the morning, like 6 am. Ends at 10 am."
"Come back around that time and maybe she'll give you something to do!"

"Now, are you gonna buy this set or try on other clothes?"

>>33900270
Buy it. Wear it. Love it.

>>33900270
"Yes, I'd love to have it."
The part time job here could actually be a good cover until things settle down a bit.

>>33900270
Buy it.

>>33900270
Buy the dress and say we will be back in the morning. Also, what time is it in game?

>>33900287
>>33900345
>>33900372
>>33900451


You are aware that he will become greater rape target?

>>33900270
Realize this will become true >>33900481
Refuse dress but with a sorrow demeanor but say you will take the job offer.

>>33900481
Beardy just wants what's his.

The packaging matters not.

>>33900481
Yes, and?

>>33900270
Screw everything. Get the dress.

>>33900481
>raping the maids
Why does mere mention of it feel like deja vu?

>>33900481
>implying the point of this quest is to ever make good choices

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>>33900372
You bought the Maiden set, you have 100 monies remaining, 50 split between the both of you.

>>33900564
Come on, you're no fun! What's a little dressing as a pretty girl going to hurt? It's not permanent, you know. Besides, all purchases are final.

Put on the costume now?

>>33901683
YES.

Anon will cry tears of joy on finally becoming the little girl.

>>33901683
>Put on the costume now?
Yes

>>33901683
Yes.

>Captcha: reachyes smiling

>>33901683
Become the little girl.

>>33901683
Since we bought it sure. Tell her we will be coming tomorrow morning to work.

>>33901683

Garush is just nervous because he knows we'll be too hawt.

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Rolled 82

>>33901683

I will roll 1d100 to see if Bueno Excellente will appear.

Live.

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>>33901750
>>33901924
You put on your clothes, storing your school uniform in a bag. You don't want the crap beaten out of your for not wearing your uniform to school, do you?

"Okay love you bye bye!"


Returning from the sun.

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It is 3:52 PM, temperatures at 33. You are PECKISH, Garush is HUNGRY.

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"heeEEEYYY FAGBAIT! You and your buttbuddy is gonna be in SO MUCH SHI-"

>>33903721
Well, let's go get some ice-cream.

>>33903721
Hot damn, Anon makes one convincing ass trap.

>>33903749
Fuck off, unless you wanna fight 3-4 demons that are after me.

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"- Who's your lady friend there?"

>>33903749
Cryanon: Seduce Cyclops.

>>33903771
"Fuck off." - cryanon

>>33903771
Glare at him, shuffle behind Garush.

>>33903774
Let's go on and apply this to here: >>33903771

>>33903800
>Even doubles to seduce
Oh baby

>>33903771
Impersonate Johnny Bravo.
Hey there cyclops mama, lemme give that eye of yours somethin' to peep at.

>>33903771
Say in a deep gravelly voice, "I see you checking the goods. Wanna take us out for a bite and then I can treat you to some suga'."

>>33903771
Inner Cry-Anon: Get that damn remote back from Lust.

Rolled 57

>>33903771
Roll to seduce.

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THE DUBS HATH SPOKETH
>>33903800
You didn't even need to do much to get this guy over here.
"Hey there, cutie. The name's Mako, what's yours?"

Quick, make shit up!

>>33904353
Charlotte.

WAIT, SHIT.

>>33904353
Marie Elizabeth Wilhelmina Marika Derrietta von Lorgarovich!
(shyly)...the third

>>33904420
alternatively this and all the following names.
Add some titles for good measure.

>>33904353
Blush and stay there, sparkling.

>>33904420
Yes.

YES.

>>33904420
Okay, if I'm getting sucked into this might as well go with ridiculous names.

Oh man, I want to see Mako's face when he finds out who we are.

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>>33904420
>Marie Elizabeth Wilhelmina Marika Derrietta von Lorgarovich!

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>>33904420
>>33904528
>.... The third~

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"How eccentric! You must not be from here."
"Where are you from, qT?"
You can hear Garush groan in the background.

Quick! Think of some 3rd world Chan!

>>33905532
/q/

>>33905532

/d

>>33905532
Operatorchan. Kay probably has relatives there.

>>33905532
/tg/ larp

>>33905566
It would explain why we have a dick.

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>>33905566
>/d/
"W-wait, really?"

>>33905572
>Just kiddink! I ees from der /tg/ larp~
"Oh, how nice! Say, how about we ditch this lug here and you tell me all about yourself?"

"Hey!"
"Butt out."

>>33905532
So a different board or a whole new website?

>>33905608
Tell him you could never leave your dear beloved cousin who is letting you crash at his place.

>>33905566
Dubs hath spoken.

Mako: Back away. Sloiioowly.

Garush: Where ams beings your little pooooony?

>>33905608

Ask if he could lent you some money and we will meet at /pol at later time. After he left us, we will ditch him.

>>33905608
>Sorry, I only get with guy that have binocular vision.

>>33905608
Garush: Loom.

"You ams havings death wish?"

Also, Garush needs a bike chain along with his boken.

>>33905705
I like this plan.

>>33905705
Roll for extreme /c/ seduction

>>33905608
"Sure! How about some ice-cream? Oh I just love... vanilla."

>>33905608
I bet Charlotte would see right through our disguise, then reveal her fetish for traps.

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>>33905704
Let's not spook him too soon. If we drag this out long enough, the end result might be funnier. And we don't want him squealing our secret identity if he finds out who we really are.

>>33905738

>You ams having death wish?
"N-nah man, I just wanna take this fine lady here out to.. Uh.."

>>33905838
>/pol/! You can lend me money and ve'll meet there-
"/pol/ is too far-"

>>33905996
>HOW ABOUT ICECREAM?
>Oh I just love... vanilla.

"S-sure, what time? (Get him to stop staring at me, please..!)"

>>33906749
"Cousin Garush will you stop! It's not often I get to meet handsome nice gentlemen."

>>33906749
>"/pol/ is too far-"

"Garush... please destroy his penis...!'

>>33906749
"But don't you want to get ice cream with me and my cousin Garush? You will pay, right?"

>>33906844
Araaaaaa~

>>33906749
Garush: Lean in and whisper "They wills nevers finds enoughs of yous for a funerals..."

Then walk away, whistling something jaunty. Cryanon can follow or leave as is his/her/its pleasure.