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2/2

Would you like to increase status points? Select 3.

>>35166083
Holy shit it's the guy who hardly posts for the entire thread then leaves for like a month

>>35166090
>STR
>DEX
>AGI

>>35166143
What? Teli usually runs for a couple days in a row.

>>35166171
3 posts, goes to sleep, comes back and posts another 5 images, back to sleep, start at the beginning

>>35166185
Maybe you should read the archives.

>>35166090
>str, str, str

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>>35166143
S-sorry, I'll post more, babe. Just don't leave me!

>>35166160
Alright, let's see how much the dice grants us!

>>35166222
Why the hell would I leave you? You da best, srs

>>35166222
the dice hate beardy

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Status boost!
You are currently in Cat-Baker's post. There is a Shotamous in your secondary mouth, it has been hours past since he made any movement. You also have an incubus rider locked up in her closet, you can hear him pound and yell from inside. Something about being hungry.

>>35166236
Good! Because if you leave me, I'll drag you kicking and screaming AAAALLL the way to /d/.

>>35166274
Now teli, that's something I'd let you do any day

>>35166274
Rampage across /b/.

>>35166274
Check on the little bugger in your stomach. Is he alive?

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>>35166314
/b/ is pretty far away and heavily populated with foreigners. Are you completely sure?

>>35166555
Wait, what's that about perverts and betting on something?

>>35166555
/b/ has the greatest amount of anons, which means more souls.

Or we could go to /v/.

>>35166588
>go to /v/ and overthrow the SJW overlords

>>35166555
>Teli keeps getting trips

Damn, son.

>>35166555
Investigate who is talking about what

Realize that you can't be a proper villain without a great evil lair. Sure, Shopkeeper's post has a suitable atmosphere inside, but it's clearly not menacing enough on the outside. Or large enough.

>>35166555
Sup, Teli. Word on the jerb yet?

Also, let's not go to /b/. We should go to /d/.

>>35166555
Why is the incubus rider locked in the closet?

>>35166788
He wanted to fuck the succubus

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>>35166580
Oh, it's just the TV. Some kinda stupid talk show.

>>35166588
True, but /v/ sounds like it's a little more closer to get to.

>>35166963
INVADE THE TALK SHOW

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>>35166646
You realize you'll need a great evil lair, and that Dealer's place won't just do.
But first, you'll need to conquer some territory. What's a good spot to start?

>>35166973
/vg/, we can take over the hentai games general.

>>35166973
See: >>35166971

>>35166973
/soc/ is pretty close, let's invade those faggots.

>>35166973
Destroy the talk show and overtake their building so we can send out evil overtaken talk shows

>>35166973
We must conquer /pol/. We can call ourselves the second coming of Hitler.

>>35166973
This >>35166981

>>35166973
Maybe if we take Incubus Rider with us to /vg/ he'll shut up.

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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>35166996
>>35167016
Both of those boards are full of terrible people. Let's see which one we start out with!
1,/soc/
2,/pol/

>>35167097
>Let one-arm out
>Tell him if this mess isn't cleaned up by the time you're back you'll eat him

>>35167097
Why not invading the talk show?

>>35167097
I'd have preferred the talk show...

>>35167166
>>35167197
Are you guys new?
Teli only take even numbered posts as votes.

>>35167233
Yes I'm new.
Why is that considered a good idea again?

>>35167298
go read the archives

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You have never been to /soc/ before. Or to any of the other boards, actually, ever since you moved into 4chan.

>>35167130
You decide to let one-arm out.
>If this mess isn't cleaned up by the time I'm back, I'll-

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"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

>>35167679
Throw him somewhere. No time to waste, we must pillage /soc/.

>>35167679
Man, that thing's the size of his forearm, must be quite painful if you're being raped by him.
I'd have thought it'd be a little thicker though.

>>35167679
>punch the fucker

>>35167679
Why is he attacking us? Didn't he want food?

Does he think we're food?

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Bed time, I'll be back later.
>>35167708
You throw him aside.
Call for minions to join you in said pillaging?

>>35167953
See? Knew it.
3-5 complete updates, then goes to sleep, I PREDICTED THIS FROM THE STAAART

>>35167953
Nah, they'll probably fuck it up somehow. We're a one man army.

>>35167953
>yes

always pick yes

>>35166090

>>35167953
PAUSE, FILE SELECT

>>35167953
yes, but not cat baker, she's not much of a fighter and we don't want her getting hurt.

>>35166963
To the question on the TV: Yes.

>>35167953
PAUSE, FILE SELECT

>>35167953
eat incubus and absorb his lust powers
srsly

>>35174068
NOOOOO! He's Kamen Rider Sexfiend!

>>35174068
Eat anon and his terrible idea.

>>35167953
Go to /d/. Upgrade Charm Merchant. Get Catgil Baker some fetishy acoutrements.

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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>35167968
So you do like it up the butt!
>>35167982
>>35167982
Indecisive, let's see what the dice decides.

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You decided it's a 1 man job. /soc/ can't be that hard to handle, right?

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>>35172920

>>35176659
>one-arm

>>35176659
One arm

>>35176659
Cryanon

>>35176490
>So you do like it up the butt!
Only from you, Teli.

>>35176659
One-arm, aka Kamen Rider Sexfiend.

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>>35177318
You are now One-Arm. You are hungry. The more hungry you get, the crazier your arousal becomes.

>>35177328
He's not a save file, Anon-kun.

>>35178162
Go to the kitchen and get some pastries.

>>35178162
I have no idea what's going on in that picture
but sounds like we should get some food

>>35178162
Consume your own semen until you're not hungry

>>35178300
Looks like he landed upside-down and jizm got into his mouth.

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>>35178300
>>35178308
You consume your semen in attempt to sate you hunger. Your hunger is only a little sated, but it simply won't do. You will need a mortal's sexual fluids.

>>35178770
prey on catgirl baker
wait no nevermind neckbeard will kill us
prey on neckbeard

>>35178770
Womanflesh.
Pounce.

>>35178770
Pin down cat girl and eat her out.

>>35178770
>Look for succubus elf

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>>35179076
You leap up and attempt to pin down the cat girl. Your chances are:

1: Success
2: You miss
3: She counters, battle instigate
4 (INCUBUS BONUS!): Success + Consent
5: She counters, punishes you

>>35180952
lol we suck

>>35181020
>lol
Don't.

>>35181109
Why not ;P

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Uh oh! She countered!

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

And it looks like she's going to do more than just counter..!

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Rolled 69 (1d100)

Accumulating damage.

>>35181892
>Rolled 69
Somehow fitting

>>35181851
>thumbnail
wat

>>35181851
Why is the thumbnail image for this a crop from medaka box?

>>35181917
I didn't even realize it was the wrong thumbnail

>Fix yo shit moot

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Rolled 40 (1d100)

HEALTH: 81/150
Your face and right eye is stinging.

>>35181916
You consider the damage fitting as the Baker continues to wreak havoc on your junk. At least to the point you fall unconscious.

>>35182530
And then he comes.

Because he enjoys the abuse.

>>35182530
Ejaculate because you enjoy the abuse

>>35182530
Semen everywhere.

>>35182530
>shut your visor

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HEALTH: 41/150

>>35182580
Boy, One-Arm, you sure are into some kinky shit.

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Baker stops after taking notice of your orgasm.

>>35182796
You close your visor. Now it's getting fogged up by your hot breath.

>>35182861
Search the kitchen for sexual fluids.

>>35182861
Not sure who's cuter.
Catgirl baker or Teli.

>>35182861
Whimper out a thank you.

>>35182861
do
>>35183050

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>>35182936
Beardy left the TV on that stupid show didn't he?!

>>35183050
>Th-thank you..

You may control both One-arm and Catgirl Baker

>>35183357
Catgirl: Be jealous.

One-arm: Pass out.

>>35183357
>ask catgirl for sexual fluids
>also mention you're starving to death

>>35183357
>Catgirl
Kick that lazy bum out of your house.

>One arm
Find succubus

>>35183357
Crawl onto the couch and veg out in front of the TV, one arm.

>>35183357
Is that Yorick on the telly?

>>35183963
It's Teli's daughter. The one we bought a maid outfit for Anon from.

>>35183963
It's teli's daughter

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>>35183570
"Alright. Wait here."

>>35184534
No, Loli, please stay.

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You are now Catgirl Baker.

>>35183804
One-Arm had vegged out on your couch, infront of your TV. It looks like he won't be making a run for it any time son.
You are in your kitchen. You have bottled sexual liquids hanging around somewhere.
Sexual liquids as in cum. Lots of cum. Bought from the grocer, of course.
But you have all kinds of cum.
>Human cum
>Dog cum
>Cat cum
>Elf Cum
>Horse cum
>Neckbeard's cum (FRESH)
>Duck cum

>Your own squirt

>>35184611
>Elf Cum

>>35184611
>slather self in every type
>roll around

>>35184611
>Sample some

Beardy's and her own are free, guys.

No sense wasting money.

>>35184611
>>Elf Cum

>>35184534
>Teli being surprised at her daughter
>>35166963
>Daughter was there the entire time
Clearly she has a fetish for screwing on live television in front of her daughter and then acting surprised

>>35184611
>Horse cum

>>35184611
Whatever's near or beyond the expiration date.

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>>35184624
You take out the elf cum and decided to-

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>>35184676
- Take every other type of cum and slather yourself in it, then proceed to roll around on the floor.

>>35185468
She then presents herself to One-arm, who proceeds to lick it off her.

>>35185468
Now jump on the incubus rider, you should prove to be irresistible to him.

>>35184534
Oh god, Teli's been raping us on the teli.

>>35185468
Oh God, >>35185494

He is an incubus. His incubus pheromones have simply finally kicked in.

>>35185445
Now I want to know the stats of all the other cum.

>>35185549
It's not rape, anon.

At least, I enjoyed it.

>>35185468
Cat.

Wut r u doin?

Cat.

Stahp.

>>35185925
>>>/tumblr/

>>35185468
Someone's been "sampling" the rum again, it seems.

>>35185978
Fuck off, cis scum.

>>35186104
But I'm gay.

>>35186118
omg u poor bby. I must fight for your rights!

...not good. Threw up a little in my mouth. Blacking out. Bury me in my "If you can read this, the bitch fell off" tee shirt...

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>>35185494

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Now, are you sure you don't want him to work for it?

You may control both One-Arm and Baker.

>>35186584
Hey >>35186118! We've been immortalized!

>>35186605
Won't Beardy be pissed his waifu is... You know, he probably won't know.

Catgirl: Present like the in-heat slut you are.

One-Arm (Gonna call you Bandit): Make like Gene Simmons.

>>35186605
Was forcing him to lick it off you not work? I'm pretty sure that would be work.

>>35186719
As if he'd need to be forced.

>>35186584
Someone needs to stick it up Teli's pooper there.

>>35186766
I prefer the road less traveled. HEY-yo!

>>35186605
Walk around slowly while he crawls after you.

>>35186605
Present belly. If he wants to eat, he's going to have to give you a good rub and scratch.

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>>35186690
>>35187002
>>35187014

Let's see what the dice decides on.

>>35187038
Catgirl is a fucking tease

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>>35187002
Great idea! He sure ain't getting it just lying around.

>>35187234
One-Arm: Lick her feet

>>35187038
Those mad eyes!

>>35187234
Get crawlin, I spose. Lick that stuff off the ground when it drips.

>>35187234
I'm falling in love.

>>35187234
Crawl after her.

>>35187234
Bandit: Subdue and consume.

>>35187398
Congrats. You have good taste

>>35187234
So Teli has a cum fixation. Interesting.

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>>35187374
Her feet are constantly moving, how can you catch up?

>>35187404
>>35187406
It's really hard to crawl with one arm, and it's hard to walk with your junk still in pain.

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... And so you continue to lead the incubus around the room. It sounds like he's getting pretty desperate down there.
What's the next step in your plan, Baker?

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>35187845
Bandit: Incubus 'Power of Seduction' go!

>>35187869
Let the fairy in.

>>35187869
Touch fluffy tail.

>>35187869
Who the fuck is that? Is that the drow cunt from the cafe? Wasn't she in /d/ last we heard? Or is that Charlotte? She's definitely fat enough.

>>35187869
Dude! Let her in! She's a fairy!

Don't you believe in fairies?

>>35187912
I think that's One-arms' succubus waifu

>>35187869
>step on his face

>>35187869
Tell one arm to clean you with his mouth. Stare at succubutt the entire time.

>>35187869

Seconding the terrible idea
>>35187905
>>35187927

>>35187869
>Baker: continue doing what you're doing
>One-arm: try not to die of hunger
>Succubus: ask to join fun. Puppy dog eyes if necessary.

>>35188112
Don't like Bandit? But he's a one-armed slut machine that always pays out!

bump
This a command input

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>>35187882
You shift yourself around in order to get into a seductive position.

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>>35187984
>Clean me up.
>With your mouth.

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You then turn to the window and stared at the Succubus watching outside.

>>35190303
I'm surprised succubus hasn't broken the window yet.

Break in and take all the seminal fluids for yourself.

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>35190303
Give Succubus a shit eating grin and laugh evilly.
Rolling for mental damage.

>>35190303
>Succubus: be sad, but aroused

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>>35190482

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>>35190448
Rolling for success.

>>35191165
HERE WE GO

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Oh. Look. She broke your window.

>>35191362
Commence the batter licking

>>35191362
Succubus: yell something about frosted butts.

>>35191362
Succubus grab one-arm
>Mine

>>35191362
>clean the kitty with your tongue

>>35191362
kitty, try to get the succubus away from us.

>>35191362
Cat: Enjoy harem

>>35191362
Cat: Hear the whispers of anger, of rage building inside you. Hear the voice of 'The Prince of Wrath'.
go into a rage induced frenzy.

>>35191362
Just grab incubus tightly, Kitty. He is YOUR butt slave now. Call him Snuggles. He have to earn right to be called Mr Snuggles

>>35193571
Honk.

>>35194573
Haha, oh yeah. I forgot about that, but I was talking about Asmodeus.

>>35191362
Succubus, join One-Arm in licking the cat.

Bump

Is bumping this thread viable anymore?

>finally catch up with neckbeard quest
>get to this thread

god damn it i love you all

>>35198738
These usually continue in the evening (in my timezone), if I remember correctly.

captcha: Twice usedDS

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>>35191426
>>35191440
"HE'S MINE, FROSTED BUTTS!"

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>35199871
Catgirl: Seduce.

>>35199871
Tell her someone's going to lick all this cum off you, and she better be prepared to do so if she doesn't want Kamen Rider sexfiend doing it she better get started.

>>35199871
Succubus: Fail to resist urge to lick cat

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>35199871
this >>35199929

>>35199871
catgirl: get him back.

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>>35201050

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>>35200392
Succubus had tossed One-Arm to the side for some of this cum. No one can resist cum covered cat!

>>35202137
>One-arm crawl over and join in

>>35202137
Succubus: Lick dat puss
One-arm: crawl over and do the same to succubutt

>>35202137
One arm: run into the kitchen and eat all the cum while they're distracted.

>>35202137
Yell out for your robot arm. You miss it.

>>35202137
One-arm: crawl to kitchen for food
Succubus: Lesbianism time

>>35202137
We threesome now.

>>35202137
So, Teli, when you started this quest, did you ever think you'd have to draw a catgirl slathering herself in cum, roll around, seduce a one armed incubus to lick it up, and then do the same thing again to a succubus?

>>35202137
Catgirl (who shall be named Missy Cummings): Acquire succubus as minion for Beardy. Merge save files.

>>35203478
>Missy Cummings
Seconding this

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>>35202394
>>35202420
>>35202716
Decisive roll

>>35203478
Succubus is already a minion of Beardy. You cannot merge save files.

>>35203314
When I started this quest I expected whatever story to unfold.

>>35204356
Incubus AND succubus?

>>35204356
One-Arm: Empty drawers in search of safe, non-contested semen.

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>>35202716
While those two get it on, you crawl into the kitchen for any semen.
There is cum all over the floor, littered with empty cum bottles.

>>35205709
Lick it up and regain your strength.

>>35205750
Really the only option. Charge up like a damn semen super saiyan.

>>35205709
CONSUME

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>>35205750
>>35205882
Oh god this cum is so delicious you have no idea.

Your hunger is now sated. What's next on the agenda, One-Arm?

>>35206041
Keep eating.

>>35206041
Find your robo arm. Raid the pantry for more bottles of semen.

>>35206041
Escape while succubus and catgirl are distracted

>>35206041
Go outside and find something to seduce.

>>35206041
Do our wings work? I'd say just find our arm and fly through the window.

>>35206041
PAUSE, FILE SELECT

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>>35206122
There was no pantry, but several cupboards. You open the first one.
It has two boxes of pancake mix
A bag of flour
An empty bottle with a tag labeled 'Incubus Cum'
A dildo
Jar of peanut butter
And a bag of catnip

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>>35206560

>>35206913
>Neckbeard

>>35206913
>One arm

>>35206913
NEW FILE

How many files are there?

>>35206913
NEW FILE

>>35207128
Oh BOY HERE WE GO

>>35207128
What did you just do?

>>35207272
Made it even harder on Teli.

>>35207128
shit oh shit it's happening

>>35207454
Everyone better get their one physical trait idea ready

>>35207504
Being female.

I just want to see what the unicorn is up to. ;_;

>>35207880
I want to see her pin down cryanon and rape him while he's a trap.

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>>35207951

>>35207128
For what purpose?

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>>35207128
Sorry guys, I recall mentioning that the third save file is locked until one of the game files is completed.
Opposite gender and age will be unlockable by then.
Separately, of course.

>>35209095
It's cool Teli.
NECKBEARD!

>save file locked
#rekt, forgetfulfags

>>35209095
>Neckbeard

I want to know what /k/ay and Yorick are up to.

>>35209095
>until one of the game files is completed
Good luck.

>>35209095
Neckbeard!

>>35209095
;____;
Didn't Beelzefag say that we'd get a bonus for our 50th soul? Did we get that yet?

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>>35209286
You are now Neckbeard. What the fuck is that Succubus minion of yours doing?

>>35209455
You're right, but it can only be accessed by night when you sleep.

>>35209600
who cares about her?
go find cryanon
he was our first minion, he'll always be special

>>35209600
Are you /soc/? Go conquer that shit.

>>35209600
Wish Headphones Anon a merry Christmas and then go look for cryanon.

>>35209600
Track down that crying bitch.

>>35209600
HIS LIQUOR TEARS WILL FUEL OUR RAMPAGE!

But first, hug Headphones and wish him merry "Not Getting Raped" day.

Check the time. Even a second past midnight, impale him through the ass and up the spine with your prehensile second tongue and carry him into battle like a screaming, sobbing, "why"-bonering standatd/standatd-bearer/human shield/erotic party favor/ice breaker.

>>35209600
Preach the return of Beelzefag to that poor bystander.

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>>35209774
First, let's wish this guy a merry Christmas. He even wished you a merry Christmas in return!

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>>35209668
>>35209764
>>35209792

Well, which is it, Beardy? Are you going to one-man /soc/ or look for our first minion?

>>35210377
actually one manning /soc/ sounds like more fun

and I don't even know what /soc/ is

>>35210393
>>>/soc/

>>35210377
/soc/ it up

>>35210377
>still no evens
/soc/ gogogo

>>35210417
ok I obviously know what it is
but I've never been there or even moused over the link to see what it stands for

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>>35210482
RIGHT! TO /soc/!

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You have no idea where it is.

>>35210783
Go into a rate me thread and just eat every dick in sight.

>>35210810
Poor guy in a beanie.

Not knowing what he's about to be conscripted into.

>>35210810
>>35210824
Force beanon to be minion, make him show the way!

>>35210810
Steal faggot hat's phone and use Mootle Maps to guide you there.

>>35210875
Pressgang Beanon.
Do >>35210185.
At this moment, Brita- /soc/ burns.

>>35210810
Take the sub, Beardy, you can do glorious chikan there.

>>35210810
Steal that guy's hentai mango. And then ask him directions to /soc/

>>35210810
It's after /sp/ and before /sci/.

>>35210810
>call a taxi

>>35211146
...is that a thing?

>>35211230
It is now

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>>35210824
Gee, just what is he about to get conscripted into~?

>>35211474
Quit being coy, you monstrosity.

As for Beardy, just get him to lead you to /soc/, he looks like an attention whore.

>>35211474
Steal that faggot's phone.

>>35211474
>psst. Hey, hey guy, wanna some world domination?

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>>35211492
Well first,

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We'll have to convince him to lead us there. What do you tell this nice attention whore looking Anon?

>>35211988
Tell him there's a party at /soc/ where all the hot chicks will comment on his selfies.

>>35211988
>steal phone
>blackmail with noodz

>>35211988
"RAT SHIT BATSHIT DIRTY OLD CUNT! SIXTY-NINE ASSHOLES TIED IN A KNOT! HOORAY! LIZARD PISS! FUCK! But, yeah, you know how to get to /soc/?"

>>35211988
Ask him if he wants to go to /soc/ or in your stomach

>>35211988
>>35212066
And if this isn't enough, lick him for good measure.

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>>35212066
>RAT SHIT BATSHIT DIRTY OLD CUNT!
>SIXTY-NINE ASSHOLES TIED IN A KNOT!
>LIZARD PISS! FUCK!

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>>35212066
>But, yeah, you know how to get to /soc/?

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Rolled 1 (1d4)

>>35212204
"Um.."

1, He agrees
2, He refuses
3, (PHEROMONE BONUS!), He agrees
4, (PHEROMONE BONUS!) He agrees, but he also wants to touch fluffy beard.

>>35212684
I don't suppose we can drop by /k/ real quick first to gear up and weaponize our new minion?

>>35212696
The whole point of going to /soc/ is because it's close by.

>>35212696
Come on, he's not our minion yet. We just asked him directions and licked him.
We'll have to AT LEAST fuck him and/or traumatize him for life.

>>35212709
>>35212727
alright, alright. Ask him if he got something to defend himself, then, wether he has or not, get to /soc/.

Also, do we have a skeleton minion yet? I mean, I am not saying rip off his flesh, but I AM saying we could do exactly that.

>>35212742
Silly anon, skeletons are not real.

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>>35212752
Oh arent they?

well what If I told you... THAT THERE IS ONE INSIDE YOU RIGHT NOW?

>>35212684
Give him power. Like, he's really good at... Um... Lucha Libre?

>>35212790
Anon, stop. You're spooking me.

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>>35212993
oh, I am ever so sorry.

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BEANIE ANON has joined your party!

>>35212696
>>35212742
It only looks like he has his phone, hentai mango, and beanie in his inventory. He probably has some basic fighting skills.

"Alright, alright. I'll take you to /soc/."
"Just lemme go, you're covering me in saliva."

>>35213072
Read the mango and take selfies on the way

>>35213072
>"Just lemme go, you're covering me in saliva."
While on your way, lick him more. Nibble on him a little bit.

assert dominance.

>>35213072
>hentai mango
>not manga, mango
THE LEGENDARY LEWDFRUIT
HE MUST BE THE ONE

>>35213072
goodnight teli

We're at the bump limit.

>>35213173
Oh, alright, checking to make sure this thread is archived before hitting the sack. I'll see I'll get to the next thread after breakfast.