| Thread | Title | Description | Tags | Added | Score |
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| July 2010 |
| 11143565 | Zerg Quest | Cerebrate Anon begins the "What the fuck" brood. Hilarity ensues. Also, rape. | Cerebrate Anon, rapelings, dicklings, cocklisks, ernie, bernie | 2010-07-15 | 39 | |
| 11177294 | Zerg Quest III | Cerebrate Anon encounters the Protoss, gets its shit tossed, and whips out the Siege Canon Ultralisk cavalry. Slow starter, and shorter than the others, but just as much Glory for the Swarm. | zerg, Cerebrate Anon, quest, /tg/, fleshlings, starcraft | 2010-07-17 | 26 | |
| 11272408 | Zerg Quest IV | On the eve of what would come to be known by some as the Great War, the Overmind created a Cerebrate called Anon...It has gone rogue (OR HAS IT?!) | Zerg Quest, rapelings, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Overmind, Planet Glassing | 2010-07-22 | 25 | |
| 11375058 | Zerg Quest V | Cerebrate Anon decides to strike for Tassadar's throat. Also, major fuck-yous to the Starcraft canon abound as Kerrigan and Duke end up infested! | Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Unnecessary Ban, Drunk OP | 2010-07-27 | 16 | |
| August 2010 |
| 11513034 | Zerg Quest VI | Cerebrate Anon obtains Kerrigan, infests Raynor, prevents the destruction of Tarsonis, and meets a human nemesis who flat-out embarrasses it. More to come! | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, fleshlings, KINGSTOOOOON! | 2010-08-04 | 14 | |
| 11600995 | Zerg Quest VII | Anon hacks the Confederate Intelligence network, personally organizes the Invasion of Aiur, and THEN the epic starts. | Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, fleshlings, Starcraft, KINSTOOOOON!!!, Giant fucking crystals, Shit just got real | 2010-08-10 | 13 | |
| 11702594 | Zerg Quest VIII | Cerebrate Anon has conquered Aiur, but lost the Protoss. To celebrate, it absolutely ruins the life of a single Terran man. Kerrigan is born. | Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Mengsk, Kerrigan, I have no mouth and must scream | 2010-08-17 | 22 | |
| 11799126 | Zerg Quest IX | Anon finds out that Kingston isn't screwing around with this rivalry, and loses its whole goddamn Brood in the process. | Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, fleshlings, suddenly nukes, KINGSTOOOOON!!! | 2010-08-24 | 14 | |
| 11888966 | Zerg Quest X | The Brood is isolated, but works to regain control. Plans are made, plots set into motion, and Anon rediscovers the Protoss. Then we argue about the best one-liner to leave the Toss. | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, KINGSTOOOOOON!!!, All your Aiur, Starcraft | 2010-08-31 | 12 | |
| September 2010 |
| 12009517 | Zerg Quest XI | Anon spends two hours deciding how to deal with the Disruptor, then shit gets real. A choice is made. A friend's life is endangered. A sexual preference is discovered | Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, KIIIINGSTOOOOON!!!!, gay cerebrates, nuke the fuckers, brave warbrate, stalwart labbrate | 2010-09-09 | 12 | |
| 12103536 | Zerg Quest XII | The Swarm waffles about for a long time, but pulls itself together to stage a JUST AS PLANNED rescue mission. One-on-one banter with Kingston ensues. | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, KINGSTOOOON!!!, Warbrate rescue, Labbrate in pain, Starcraft | 2010-09-16 | 12 | |
| 12188273 | Zerg Quest XIII | Cerebrate Anon is really late, because Google Maps hates him. The Brood starts colonizing, eavesdrops on some Protoss, and gets the whole Swarm ready for an apocalyptic battle at Aiur. Artisanlord starts writing an anti-war play. | Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Voyeurism, Sexy Brain Tentacles | 2010-09-23 | 13 | |
| 12269958 | Zerg Quest XIV | The Swarm gathers for the cataclysmic battle above Aiur. Forces rush in on all sides, but Anon cleverly arranges for a rearguard force on Char, which ends up intercepting a Dark Templar plot to kill all of the other Cerebrates! Ends on a cliffhanger: Will Anon kill its Brother to save it? | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Protoss assault, Huge-ass fight | 2010-09-30 | 12 | |
| October 2010 |
| 12354135 | Zerg Quest XV | The Second Battle of Aiur rages on, the largest conflict in recorded history. It ends with a goddamn bang.
I'm not going to spoil it for you, but damn. | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Kerrigan, Overmind, Aiur, EPIC, Goddamn Feneschal, Since when does CA do screenshots? | 2010-10-07 | 14 | |
| 12434786 | Zerg Quest XVI | The Overmind is dead. Anon assumes direct control. A tentative peace is found. Subversion begins. Cerebrate Anon explains some stuff. Anon must decide whether to push that goddamn button! | Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, fleshlings, recovery, The Day After, Beautiful Candy-Like Button | 2010-10-14 | 28 | |
| 12517127 | Zerg Quest XVII | Routine planning meeting to consolidate power takes a turn for the horrific as Nargil initiates something unspeakable. A dark force returns. All hope built over the last 15 threads may be lost. | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, fleshlings, Starcraft, WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?, Kerrigan, true evil, Bernie | 2010-10-21 | 20 | |
| 12594005 | Spooky Zerg Quest I | Cerebrate Anon celebrates Halloween by giving us control of a Terran on a planet that may have Zerg. First, we had to decide whether or not to wear pants. Things moved way slower than Cerebrate Anon planned, so more to come! | Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Zerg Quest, Spooky, Secretly Terran Quest, The voices in my head are screaming! | 2010-10-28 | 11 | |
| 12604918 | Spooky Zerg Quest II | The Master Sergeant develops some interesting side effects after slaughtering thousands of sick-looking Zerg. With evacuation looming, he has to decide just how far he's going to push this. Halloween Zerg Quest Bonus Extravaganza extended! | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Eating your goddamn soul, Mayor McTastyFace | 2010-10-29 | 11 | |
| November 2010 |
| 12647865 | Spooky Zerg Quest III | Dyles continues its transformation into a horrible monster. It devours its fellow man. It drains their blood and their souls. It uses them like sock puppets made of human flesh. The Bonus Quest finally ends--But does he die, sparing the galaxy his evil, or escape, inflicting his ravenous hunger on us all? | Zerg Quest, Spooky Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Dyles, Halloween, Mayor McTasteyFace, Space Tadpoles | 2010-11-02 | 10 | |
| 12670760 | Zerg Quest XVIII | Regular Zerg Quest returns. Bernie is immediately shipped to boarding school, and Anon gives a touching pep talk to Labbrate. Anon aims Kingston at the Protoss. Will it backfire? | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Bernie, Starcraft, Motivational Speaking, Subterfuge | 2010-11-04 | 12 | |
| 12752560 | Zerg Quest XIX | Anon watches Confederate TV, and makes plan for ZergTV. It succeeds in beginning a war between the Protoss and the Terrans. It spends about two hours trying to goad Cerebrate Anon into making giant floating missile ships or something. TUCAMP shares part of his Zerg Quest-inspired stage play (no, really). Very little actually happens. | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Let's add shit to it, yea verily Cerebrate, Collective Game, Talk talk talk | 2010-11-11 | 13 | |
| 12834871 | Zerg Quest XX | 20 threads of mutation! The Brood decides to rush the DNA scanners, and all hell breaks loose. As usual. TUCAMP announces Terran Quest. Another planet is glassed. We go through so many! | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, KINGSTOOOON!!!, Planet Glassing, Down with the Bourgouis Confederacy! | 2010-11-18 | 13 | |
| December 2010 |
| 12996357 | Zerg Quest XXI | Back from the holiday, Cerebrate Anon hosts his Quest once more. A new species is planned, a bit of subterfuge is had, and the Brood stumbles into an invasion in the making! It's suspenseful, damnit! | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Quest Thread, Collective Game, KINGSTOOOON!!!, double trips | 2010-12-02 | 12 | |
| 13082700 | Zerg Quest XXII | The landworms bear fruit, the freighter's crew is delicious, and plans begin for an interesting sort of Zerg version of Amazing Race, or something. Also, Zerg therapy, and Zerg Quest finally snags a drawfag! We're moving up in the world...or down. Whatever. | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Quest Thread, Collective Game, Drawfag detected, Gorn control, Meat puppets | 2010-12-09 | 11 | |
| 13158049 | Avoid the Noid | Dwarven alcoholism saves the day, and /tg/ discusses how best to use addictive alcohol to conquer dwarfkind. | Storytime, Cerebrate Anon, Bottomless Flagon, The Noid, Eberron, Alcoholism, Dwarves, Dorfs | 2010-12-15 | 21 | |
| 13165814 | Zerg Quest XXIII | After squandering some resources, the Swarm finds that Kingston's assault is Blitzkrieging through the third-wave colonies. Gorn and Warbrate work together to fight it back, and Anon turns to Bernie for an offensive. | Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, KINGSTOOOON!!!, Quest Thread, Bernie, May our children forgive us | 2010-12-16 | 11 | |
| 13257958 | Zerg Quest XXIV | Anon meets a strange Protoss colony, and decides to try its hand at diplomacy. Meanwhile, Bernie's brood wreaks horrible atrocity upon a Confederate Core World. Hilarity ensues. | Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Quest Thread, Bernie, Diplomacy, TossTalk | 2010-12-23 | 12 | |
| 13330984 | Zerg Quest XXV | Anon learns what the strange Protoss are about, discovers that Kingston has developed Valkyries, watches Bernie get beaten up, and fights off a pretty bad Terran infestation one of its colonies. | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Quest Thread, Collective Game, KINGSTOOOON!!!, TossTalk, Bernie, Conspiracy Theories | 2010-12-30 | 11 | |
| January 2011 |
| 13499509 | Zerg Quest XXVI | Cerebrate Anon brings the Brood to Dagobah, where it is given the broad and mysterious choice of what other sci-fi plotline will enter into the ZQverse. The result is less catastrophic than it could have been, but still has game-breaker potential. What the hell is going on? | Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Quest Thread, Fallout?, Terminator, Crossover, CA has obviously jumped the shark | 2011-01-13 | 11 | |
| 13585573 | Zerg Quest XXVII | The Zerg actually sit down and talk with VoidGate, the not-quite-Skynet-but-basically-Skynet. In the end, Anon blows the shit out of some Terrans, like strategic superiority is an afterthought, or something. | Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Quest Thread, Diplomacy, Skynet, Are we actually talking with people now? | 2011-01-20 | 11 | |
| 13672056 | Zerg Quest XXVIII | With VoidGate pacified and Kingston's invasion safely resolved (well, anyway, not immediately violent), Anon turns to what really matters: ultralisks with missile turrets jutting out of their asses. No, really. Also, Kerrigan is back. Hey, sis! | Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Quest Thread, Kerrigan, Cerebrate Trollface, Michael Cerabrate | 2011-01-27 | 17 | |
| February 2011 |
| 13759933 | Zerg Quest XXIX | Anon meets with Little Sister, and her irritability is lessened substantially when Anon comes up with a tactical plan that surprises even Cerebrate Anon. A battle of pretty epic proportions ensues, and the political climate of the Koprulu Sector changes. A LOT. | Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Quest Thread, Kerrigan, Planet Glassing, Out-Kingstoning | 2011-02-03 | 11 | |
| 13843993 | Zerg Quest XXX | Anon's Brood takes the initiative after watching Kingston destroy a pivotal part of the anti-Zerg equation to wreak havoc on his unguarded flanks. A dangerous element from like, 20 threads ago reappears, and two unidentified forces appear at the cliffhanger. | Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Quest Thread, Planet Glassing, Out-Kingstoning, Fuck Your Ban Nigga! | 2011-02-10 | 15 | |
| 13929039 | Zerg Quest XXXI | Simultaneous plotlines show VoidGate getting all nukey, Kingston's fleet getting its ass handed to it, and some mighty peculiar stuff going on in Protoss space. Mighty peculiar. | Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Quest Thread, Planet Glassing, Rampant AI, What's going on over there? | 2011-02-17 | 12 | |
| 14016938 | Zerg Quest XXXII | Anon tries to convince VoidGate to give up some of its secrets, which turns into a stunted philosophical debate. Over Shakuras, Anon has an hour-long awkward pause before letting the suspicious craft zoom off to one of the most populated planets in the Sector. Cerebrate Anon then ran off for...personal business. | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Diplomacy, Awfully Suspicious Ship, Cut Short Due To Coitus | 2011-02-24 | 12 | |
| March 2011 |
| 14104585 | Zerg Quest XXXIII | The suspicious ship with a long name arrives over Moria and Anon tries to keep shit from getting real. Horrible bluff checks follow. ZergTV makes its debut on the airwaves. | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Awfully Suspicious Ship, Bluff Check, /tg/ dice | 2011-03-03 | 11 | |
| 14189514 | Zerg Quest XXXIV | Anon deal with the Moria situation, and then has a round of ban issues again. Things step up again as Kerrigan schemes and Anon finally figures out what the hell this Goryu business is all about. | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Spooky Zerg Quest, Dyles, Kerrigan, Unnecessary Ban | 2011-03-10 | 10 | |
| 14268298 | Zerg Quest XXXV | Anon deals (relatively) swiftly with the Dyles Entity, and does its best to egg VoidGate into pissing off the Protoss. Worlds burn. Good times. | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Spooky Zerg Quest, Dyles, Kerrigan, Planet Glassing, Skynet | 2011-03-17 | 10 | |
| 14343366 | Zerg Quest XXXVI | What starts as a simple bit of subterfuge quickly becomes shit hitting the fan. | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Oh shit moment | 2011-03-24 | 10 | |
| April 2011 |
| 14500162 | Zerg Quest XXXVII | The hits just keep coming. Fresh off of Cerebrate Anon's surgery, the Brood leads a bold strike on VoidGate's homeworld. Underneath, they find a pretty nifty gaming setup. | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Planet Glassing, Skynet, Planetary Computing | 2011-04-07 | 12 | |
| 14585186 | Zerg Quest XXXVIII | Anon continues its vicious pogrom against the VoidGate AI, going so far as to get Kingston in on the carnage. Yet more planets are rendered balls of superheated glass, and yet fewer people are willing to fuck with the Zerg. | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Planet Glassing, Skynet, Kingston teamwork?, Oops | 2011-04-14 | 11 | |
| 14662402 | Zerg Quest XXXIX | A new cerebrate! Isn't it cute or something?
Meanwhile, VoidGate continues to prove that even machines can be showboating sons of bitches. | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Skynet, Massive Overuse of Nuclear Weapons, Acronyms for fun and profit | 2011-04-21 | 11 | |
| May 2011 |
| 14816024 | Zerg Quest XL | After a harrowing 4chan outage, ZQ is back! Anon trashes more of VoidGate's stuff, there's a Dyson Sphere (kinda), pauldrons, and Anon cures somebody of being emo. | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Skynet, MASSIVE PAULDRONS | 2011-05-05 | 13 | |
| 14895317 | Zerg Quest XLI | Anon finds a tiny little hamlet out in the boonies of space. There, it discovers that galactic politics have shifted in ways it never could have imagined. Oh, shit. | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Spooky Zerg Quest, Dyles, Kerrigan, Planet Glassing, Skynet, UED, Oh fuck oh fuck | 2011-05-12 | 10 | |
| 14973676 | Zerg Quest XLII | Anon commences its attack on Brullant, VoidGate's final stronghold. As you have come to expect, there are just mushroom clouds everywhere. | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Skynet, Nukes everywhere | 2011-05-19 | 10 | |
| June 2011 |
| 15129382 | Zerg Quest XLIII | Anon continues to dole out the harshness at VoidGate. /tg/ dice cause a game of musical nukes. | Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Nukes, /tg/ dice | 2011-06-02 | 10 | |
| 15202000 | Zerg Quest XLIV | As it turns out, Anon doesn't need nukes to tear a world in half. | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Skynet, There goes the planet | 2011-06-09 | 12 | |
| 15280730 | Zerg Quest XLV | Following VoidGate's annihilation, the Swarm turns its segmented eyes to its other neighbors. Also, it built a robot butler (does YOUR quest have a robot butler?). | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Kerrigan, Was I supposed to run a quest tonight? | 2011-06-16 | 15 | |
| 15355941 | Zerg Quest XLVI | Crazy Xel'Naga crystals be glowin'! Anon prepares to get it on with the Protoss, and then /tg/ locks up. Yay. That was anticlimactic. | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Where did my /tg/ go? | 2011-06-23 | 10 | |
| 15427458 | Zerg Quest XLVII | The big, glowy crystal spits out a scary Protoss? Diplomacy check! | Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Quest Thread, Diplomacy, TossTalk, /tg/ dice, Back from the dead motherfucker! | 2011-06-30 | 16 | |
| July 2011 |
| 15496936 | Zerg Quest XLVIII | Anon brokers peace, like a civilized...swarm of bug monsters... | Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Quest Thread, Diplomacy, TossTalk, Everybody lives | 2011-07-07 | 11 | |
| 15571951 | Zerg Quest XLIX | Oh, this looks like another war. Let me just hop on in. | Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Quest Thread, Pick a side, Blind Fight | 2011-07-14 | 11 | |
| 15650845 | Zerg Quest L | Adun? Xel'Naga? Anon raging at inactivity? We've got it all! | Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Quest Thread, Railroading, Goddamn cliffhanger | 2011-07-21 | 10 | |
| 15727497 | Zerg Quest LI | Touring Space Disney, Anon comes upon some tasty scientists. Nom? Nom. | Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Quest Thread, Space Disneyland!, Cheap doodads, Sadistic Body Horror | 2011-07-28 | 10 | |
| August 2011 |
| 15809908 | Zerg Quest LII | The Great Worldship Heist gets underway. Zerg hijinks! | Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Quest Thread, Power-up, Ow my head | 2011-08-04 | 10 | |
| 15894021 | Zerg Quest LIII | Can't find the monkey in the forest? Burn down the forest. That's thinking with portals! | Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Quest Thread, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Xel'Naga MacGuffin, Manta Rays of the Round Table? | 2011-08-11 | 10 | |
| 15974215 | Zerg Quest LIV | Ecological disaster complete. Mantalisks ahoy! Ooo, charts and graphs! | Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Manta Ray Feudalism, Sir Geoffrey of Zerg, Exciting Research, Ballustrades | 2011-08-18 | 11 | |
| 16053713 | Zerg Quest LV | Kerrigan has a plan, and politicians make it more interesting | Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Prelude to the Fall of Man, Kerrigan, Everything went better than expected | 2011-08-25 | 11 | |
| September 2011 |
| 16136082 | Zerg Quest LVI | Let's synergize our communication zones and break some paradigms. | Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Kerrigan, Raynor, Contract Negotiations, Very complicated paperwork | 2011-09-01 | 12 | |
| 16219389 | Zerg Quest LVII | Howdy. Name's Jim Raynor. I've been a lot of things. I used to be a man. | Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Raynor, Starcraft Noir, KINGSTOOOON!, GOTCHA BITCH | 2011-09-08 | 14 | |
| 16298685 | Zerg Quest LVIII | Raynor continues to hunt Kingston like the dog he is. Kingston, I mean... | Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Raynor, Starcraft Noir, KINGSTOOOON!, FUCKING KILL HIM ALREADY | 2011-09-15 | 11 | |
| 16379670 | Zerg Quest LIV | Will Kingston rage against the dying of the light, or somesuch poetic stuff? | Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Raynor, Starcraft Noir, KINGSTOOOON!, PTSD Raynor | 2011-09-22 | 9 | |
| 16458541 | Zerg Quest LV | SCREW YOU KINGSTON! EAT NUKES AND DIE! | Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Everything went better than expected | 2011-09-29 | 12 | |
| October 2011 |
| 16533628 | Zerg Quest LVI | Dyles tries to bird-dog on our Kingston celebration, but bungles it. | Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Dyles, /tg/ dice, Even now there is hope for man | 2011-10-06 | 10 | |
| 16606738 | Zerg Quest LVII | Dark experiments are performed, and a new sci-fi franchise enters the fray. | Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, DALEKS, completely unnecessary crossovers | 2011-10-13 | 12 | |
| 16677642 | Zerg Quest LVIII | The mighty, conquering Swarm asks, "Yo, Bromo Sapiens. What's up?" | Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, d100 botch, Far too silly, hilarity ensues | 2011-10-20 | 10 | |
| 16747602 | Zerg Quest LIX | Licky lick LIX! Lots of tongue-wagging. Much less sexy than I just made it sound. | Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Far too silly, Mexican standoff, chit-chat | 2011-10-27 | 11 | |
| November 2011 |
| 16821893 | Zerg Quest LX | What do YOU think about space redneck incest? | Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, More pauldrons?, Space rednecks, Daleks, trolls everywhere | 2011-11-03 | 10 | |
| 16900526 | Zerg Quest LXI | Zerg/UED treaty/licensing negotiations begin and end. Anon browses Dyles' planets for one it can fuck up. | Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, General Sagan, Threat assessment, Diplomacy | 2011-11-10 | 10 | |
| 16943288 | Zerg Quest LXII | Anon argues, steals a ship, and argues some more: a /tg/ microcosm? | Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, tactical strategy, drunk OP, paranoia | 2011-11-17 | 11 | |
| December 2011 |
| 17068583 | Zerg Quest LXIII | In which Anon goes to Ludicrous Speed, and lives to tell about it. | Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Zerg Quest, They've gone to plaid, /tg/ dice, Space dogs | 2011-12-01 | 14 | |
| 17138684 | Zerg Quest LXIV | Tadpole dissection goes wrong. So does worldship poking. It's alright, though. OP's watching Aladdin. | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Excitedly staring at toilets | 2011-12-08 | 11 | |
| 17218449 | Zerg Quest LXV | Anon's trap is sprung, and Dyles hits the Protoss hard. | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, unnecessary ban, dice retardation, surely OP will deliver | 2011-12-15 | 10 | |
| 17293888 | Zerg Quest LXVI | Anon tears Dyles' forces apart, and engages the Protoss in the political arena. Thread called "the most effective in recent history". | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Diplomacy, Pauldrons, Drunk OP, I assure you I have not been banned | 2011-12-22 | 10 | |
| 17360840 | Zerg Quest LXVII | The Swarm deals with a couple of scary-looking fellows who are both kinda-sorta members of the Swarm | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Drunk op, Bernie, Oh What Now? | 2011-12-29 | 11 | |
| January 2012 |
| 17508369 | Zerg Quest LXVIII | You know what, Duran? We don't need any of your shit. Get out. | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Kerrigan, 80s Bands on /tg/ | 2012-01-12 | 10 | |
| 17589231 | Zerg Quest LXIX | Somebody rapes Moria, and then we tear part of reality open. Yikes. | Starcraft, Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Bernie, Earth-shattering kaboom, Rape monsters, Scheduling changes, 69 Dudes! | 2012-01-19 | 10 | |
| 17637446 | Zerg Quest LXX | Sunday Zerg Quest? Inconceivable! In this thread, LOTS of internal politics. Nuclear politics. | Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Collective Game, Bernie, Kerrigan, Nukes, Lying to genocide/rape survivors, Not even thinking twice about it, Group Therapy | 2012-01-23 | 10 | |
| 17650023 | Zerg Quest LXXI | Anon gets down to business, to defeat the Toads. Did they send me larvae when I asked for ultralisks? | Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Dyles, /tg/ dice, Now I'm quoting Mulan, What? | 2012-01-24 | 10 | |
| February 2012 |
| 17767638 | Zerg Quest LXXII | A couple of genocides surround a humanitarian effort to popularize our new eugenics program. Wait, that makes us sound like Nazis. Damn. | Collective Game, Starcraft, Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Dyles, Inbred Terrans, Nuke it from orbit | 2012-02-02 | 9 | |
| 17822505 | Zerg Quest LXXIII | The war against Dyles takes a hopeful turn! | Collective Game, Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Holographic Hair, Dyles, /tg/ dice, Welcome Fruityling | 2012-02-06 | 10 | |
| 17967339 | Zerg Quest LXXIV | Daleks fighting toad-men in a refinery? Yeah, that happened. | Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Dyles, Zergleks, I'm feeling a little gassy tonight | 2012-02-16 | 11 | |
| 18061278 | Zerg Quest LXXV | Dancing with Dyles is dangerous, and humanity is about to find out just how much. | Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Even More Terran Factions, Shit I'm Late!, OH FUCK | 2012-02-23 | 11 | |
| 18113066 | Zerg Quest LXXVI | The attack on Earth is underway, and we're on the humans' side? Heroic rolls abound! | Collective Game, Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Dyles, Kerrigan, Anti-Criticals, Earth, Ridge Scratchers, Replacement Robot Butler | 2012-02-27 | 11 | |
| March 2012 |
| 18258343 | Zerg Quest LXXVII | Cerebrate Anon gets awful picky about a routine cleanup, and it turns out not to be routine at all. | Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Dyles, Hippie Chakra Mumbo Jumbo, Frog Planet | 2012-03-09 | 12 | |
| 18304082 | Zerg Quest LXXVIII | The battle against Planet Dyles continues! Psi Cannons are invented! Resolution is found! | Collective Game, Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Magic Gun, Planet Dyles, | 2012-03-13 | 10 | |
| 18410001 | Zerg Quest LXXIX | Dyles is dead. So...what now? | Collective Game, Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Zoinks, Capitalism! | 2012-03-22 | 10 | |
| 18494474 | Zerg Quest LXXX | Accountantbrate continues its corporate takeover of the UED | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Oh noes autosage! | 2012-03-29 | 11 | |
| April 2012 |
| 18630097 | Zerg Quest LXXXII | A thread was lost! Oh noes! Anyway, the Faux AI invasion begins. | Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Pretend VoidGate, Easter Zerg Quest | 2012-04-09 | 7 | |
| 18759315 | Zerg Quest LXXXIII | Love Muffins. Just...Love Muffins. | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Collective Game, Starcraft, | 2012-04-18 | 10 | |
| 18913997 | Zerg Quest LXXXIV | Stupid Roman numerals. Stupid autosage. Oh, well. Not like it'll stop us. | Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Collective Game, NOTHING can stop us!, What's Roman-talk for 90? | 2012-04-30 | 6 | |
| May 2012 |
| 19018100 | Zerg Quest LXXXV | The Swarm decides that the UED's time has come.
Violence ensues | Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, An important message, Corporate resume-writing, Fauxbot fleet | 2012-05-08 | 6 | |
| 19165722 | Zerg Quest LXXXVI | The infestation of Earth begins, and the Swarm invokes the Eldest Meme. | Starcraft, Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Meddlesome Mods, Collective Game, CATS, Earth, Abject Silliness | 2012-05-20 | 10 | |
| 19202703 | Zerg Quest LXXXVII | The Infestation of Earth continues! Also, a brief visit from MetaQuest OP. How sweet. | Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Come closer my pretty, This injection is totally safe, Oh THAT Tyson! | 2012-05-23 | 9 | |
| 19279527 | Zerg Quest LXXXVIIIa | Part one, due to mod faggotry. Screw 'em. | Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Cerebrate Anon, mod faggotry, Worldship poking | 2012-05-29 | 7 | |
| 19281105 | Zerg Quest LXXXVIIIb | We throw Kerrigan a parade. It's everything our little sister could have wanted. Also, Defensebrate is nearly murdered. | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Collective Game, Starcraft, Oh shit, I love a parade!, dice don't fail me now, Tassadar | 2012-05-29 | 11 | |
| June 2012 |
| 19352504 | Zerg Quest LXXXIX | Tassadar doesn't even stop to take a breath. Three cerebrates in danger in two threads! | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Tassadar, Clever girl, Cliffhanger | 2012-06-04 | 7 | |
| 19496755 | Zerg Quest XC | A Cerebrate's life hangs in the balance, and the dice decide everything goes GREAT. | Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Zerg Quest, Tassadar, Fenix's balls that was close, unexpected alliance, WHAT A TWIST | 2012-06-16 | 7 | |
| 19599033 | Zerg Quest XCI | A crossover...in MY Zerg Quest? It's more likely than you think. | Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, MetaQuest OP, Cerebrate Anon, Crossover, MetaQuest, Tassadar, /tg/ dice | 2012-06-24 | 14 | |
| July 2012 |
| 19741278 | Zerg Quest XCII | Following the crossover and a major battle, the Swarm discusses its future. Also, Zerg World. | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Major surgery, Daddy issues, Zerg World, Amusement park IN SPACE | 2012-07-05 | 7 | |
| 19797089 | Zerg Quest XCIII | Galactic expansion? Nomming the galaxy begins. Also, exploration outside the galaxy, and budget meetings? | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, /tg/ dice | 2012-07-09 | 7 | |
| 19882409 | Zerg Quest XCIVa | Something lurks in the galactic core, and no amount of mod-faggotry will keep us from investigating. | Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Zerg Quest, PORTENT, fucking mods | 2012-07-15 | 6 | |
| 19884507 | Zerg Quest XCIVb | The Swarm investigates the Galactic Center and finds something intriguing | Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Zerg Quest, Big bird monster, scary cube, Metaquest crossover after-effects! | 2012-07-15 | 6 | |
| 19971290 | Zerg Quest XCV | The Great Eye opens on the universe at moonrise, and nobody will get this He-Man reference. | Starcraft, Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Big scary crystal, What a tweest, Xel'Naga | 2012-07-21 | 5 | |
| 20078387 | Zerg Quest XCVI | The Xel'Naga are PORTENTOUS. The Andromeda galaxy is OMINOUS. Artisanlord makes AMAZING MOVIES. Cerebrate Anon is UNPREPARED. | Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Xel'Naga, Boldly Going | 2012-07-29 | 7 | |
| August 2012 |
| 20169438 | Zerg Quest XCVII | The Ihan'rii continue their test, and we continue ignoring them to bicker over nuclear weapons and whatnot. I feel like there's a dissonance of tone, here. | Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Xel'Naga, Cramming for the test, Indecision, side arguments | 2012-08-04 | 7 | |
| 20268058 | Zerg Quest XCVIII | The tests suddenly ramp up in difficulty, stretching across the sector. | Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Cerebrate Anon, Xel'Naga, -A- Bernie is back, Labbrate to the rescue, What have you done with my Cerebrates!? | 2012-08-11 | 6 | |
| 20378749 | Zerg Quest XCIX | The testing continues and OH FUCK LOOK OUT | Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Cerebrate Anon, Xel'Naga, Starcraft, Ow my brains!, TPK, OH GOD THE PAIN, /tg/ dice, Arm wrestling pro-tip | 2012-08-19 | 7 | |
| 20461272 | Zerg Quest C | 100 Threads! Woo! Meanwhile, gods try to steal our mind. | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Xel'Naga, testing, /tg/ dice, less of you than I remember, OW MY HEAD | 2012-08-25 | 11 | |
| 20523795 | Zerg Quest CI | The Xel'Naga's testing comes to a head, and the Brood must decide just whose side it's on. | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Xel'Naga, Protoss, Sibling Rivalry, Dimplomatic Immunity!, Shit getting real | 2012-08-30 | 8 | |
| September 2012 |
| 20600452 | Zerg Quest CII | After much discussion, Anon decides where its loyalties lie, and begins THRASHIN ON A MUTHAFUCKA | Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Xel'Naga, testing, Protoss, crossroads, nuclear diplomacy, I WILL CUT YOU UNIVERSE, voices in my head, PORTENT! | 2012-09-05 | 6 | |
| 20691143 | Zerg Quest CIII | The war against the Xel'Naga, it seems, shall be a battle of extremes. | Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Xel'Naga, Was I supposed to run a quest tonight?, Hot drop o'clock, War never changes | 2012-09-12 | 7 | |
| 20791525 | Zerg Quest CIV | Boarding actions against the Xel'Naga begin, despite petty arguing. That's cool, I was playing StarFox for that part. | Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Xel'Naga, Fabulous math, Throw zerglings at your problems, They're in the ceilings! | 2012-09-20 | 7 | |
| 20857799 | Zerg Quest CV | Boarding parties find great success in stealing Xel'Naga ships, but will that be enough? | Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Proprietary polygons, deck-by-deck racial cleansing, Objection! | 2012-09-25 | 7 | |
| October 2012 |
| 20952162 | Zerg Quest CVI | The battle continues, except for when we're busy making silly puns. The battle waits for puns. | Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Puns, /tg/ dice, botched nat 20, double 11s, Khas pops out of a cake, STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY REALITY | 2012-10-02 | 7 | |
| 21047822 | Zerg Quest CVII | On the plus side, the XN are on the ropes! On the negative side, so is the fabric of spacetime!
We might defeat both. | Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY REALITY, Xel'Naga, The Guardian, War never changes, Boldly Going | 2012-10-09 | 7 | |
| 21245545 | Zerg Quest CVIII | He abandoned us! For a whole week? Will the Swarm forgive Cerebrate Anon? | Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Oops, Xel'Naga, Protoss support needs support, Scary glowy bird...thing | 2012-10-23 | 6 | |
| 21348321 | Zerg Quest CIX | Damnit, moot! We could have had a climactic battle, but noooo. You just had to improve 4chan while I was trying to use it! | Collective Game, Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Xel'Naga, Double-Crit, /tg/ dice, Spiting Tassadar, Downtime, SO CLOSE | 2012-10-30 | 6 | |
| November 2012 |
| 21450320 | Zerg Quest CX | Despite what you may have heard, this is not thread 10. I know; it surprised me, too. | Cerebrate Anon, Collective Game, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Number Confusion, Sexy Learning Disability, There goes that impressive Protoss fleet, There goes that impressive Zerg fleet, There goes...I'm seeing a pattern here | 2012-11-06 | 6 | |
| 21555916 | Zerg Quest CXI | Cyberbrate thrusts its Love Muffins into an opening in the Xel'Naga's...sexual-sounding military term. I can't be clever all the time. Make your own innuendo. Call it mad-libs or something, I don't know. | Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Xel'Naga, Glorious combat, screaming brainhurts, psionic migraine, PORTENT | 2012-11-13 | 10 | |
| 21677377 | Zerg Quest CXII | Somebody has already summarized this entire thread by saying, "shit just got real." | Starcraft, Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Collective Game, Zeratul, Xel'Naga, Nukes, Irreparable harm, here's us on the raggedy edge, /tg/ dice, the dice hate you | 2012-11-21 | 10 | |
| 21767432 | Zerg Quest CXIII | The FINAL Zerg Quest. After 2 years and 113 threads, the Swarm finally meets its end. Zeratul stands with his blade poised. Will he strike us down? Will the Swarm end here, or will it be assured of its immortality? | Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, /tg/ dice, I'm too young to die, Big Brother, Death, Rebirth, Alpha and Omega, Metaquest OP, Portent? | 2012-11-27 | 25 | |