>>17650023

We should share some of the fancy-schmacy tech and new strains we've developed/stolen with Kerrigan. Also, how goes funneling our units to UED space? Can we get a rough estimate of what we have available over thar?

Is /tg/ slow as shit for anyone else?

>>17650086
With three heighliners in action, the fleet can be moved from one end of the galaxy to another over the span of a day. It's more a question of how many forces we want to leave behind.

>share some of the fancy-schmacy tech and new strains we've developed/stolen with Kerrigan

All of them?

Not all of them,
The heighliner tech? yes.
weapons Not a chance in hell

BTW: CAn we found another wave of colonies?

>>17650149
Accountantbrate wonders briefly why we wouldn't just make more of these delightful planet harvesting ships...

Colonylord seems nervous about job security.

>>17650123

Sure why not, sharing is caring after all. Our little sister needs some new toys to play with if all she's still using protoss tech as her heavy hitters.

>>17650185

We use both types of resource exploitation. We colonize suitable worlds so we have strongholds and production centers and we can use the bigass resource ships on less than ideal worlds.

Use something of bernie's?


this will end well

>>17650123
Well mantalisks and the mosquito things, and maybe clue her in on out breeding program.

While at work I came up with a great reason why we need to study the Morian Anomaly. Since it seems to slightly compress things that try to warp into or out of it, if we can figure out the mechanism that causes this effect, and magnify it, we can lay traps that cause entire fleets to be compressed into tiny, harmless, dead things. We need to stufy the damn thing, and figure out how to do it without blowing up a heighliner.

>>17650228
wow, something so devastating yet so simple...
Wonder why i didn't think of it

>>17650332
Cause you're a non-union SCV pilot, unlike me? It would also make plundering... the toss archive world, so simple. Warp in, set it up, capture/infest the preservers, download the archives, blow up the archives, move outside of the field, warp out with a delayed nuke to destroy the device. Simple.

>>17650454

Well, that what i get for being a scab.....great pay though

>>17650228
>>17650149
>>17650189
>All: 1
>Heighliners only: 1
>Zerg strains only: 1

Discuss moar.

>>17650228
Labbrate and Cyberbrate object. They inform us that the heighliner's simultaneous ignition and explosion functionally ripped the space occupied by Bernie's forces out of reality. Their calculations indicate that power sources are producing less energy because the universe is compensating for the decrease in space, like cavitation in water.

This explosion literally reduced the size and scope of the universe, and it's uncertain whether the Warp space surrounding Moria will ever return to normal. To repeat this event intentionally would be tantamount to an attack on the concept of reality itself.

>>17650532

Right, so we're not going to use that a gain for a while.

Vote for handing her the new strains, and nothing else

Have we done anything with the Pys Emitters lately?

>>17650532
Says the magic hivemind that's fought psychic plantmen, time traveling robots, zombie tadpoles,a rape demon, and have daleks. It's nothing new for the entity created after the overmind read the script.. I'm sure it's a long shot, but they should think about it anyway, maybe we can figure out how to undo the damage.

>>17650622
Nope.

>>17650600
>All: 1
>Heighliners only: 1
>Zerg strains only: 2

>>17650622
Besides the big pile next to us? I don't think so. And again I want to know if we look different. Let's get a passing zergling to look at us, and see if we're... different. And I just remembered the other thing I came up with, we should practice our new found ability to use telekinesis. Let's star by juggling boulders on Xenta.

What kind of programming is currently on Zergtv?

Zerg Strain seems to be a good idea

>>17650666
I'm weighing in with going for the zerg strains as well, with telling her about the heighliners, but not giving her the technology.

>>17650749
Maybe tell her the tech is still really dangerous?

>>17650759
that would work, but also give the implication that if there's a pressing need for it, she can ask us. It seems like they'd be relatively free most of the time anyway.

Is there any way that Labbrate/Cyberbrate can make a more speedy hacker varient of a fingerling?

Just want to confirm something, we have added the genetic code for the mosquitos and freighter to our larva, right? And hows out breeding program going, haven't checked on that in a while. Also, make with the boulder juggling.

>>17650810
A more speedy hacker? You mean Cyberbrate right? That is the other reason we made him. We could make sure that all those systems and cores are working properly. Might not be a bad idea.

>>17650829

Maybe make a show of it,

Hows " Galaxy funniest Zerg Videos"?

>>17650866
I'm not sure I'd call video of your alien overlord juggling boulders using telekinesis, funny. More like "Your Alien Dictator can Kill You with Its Mind!"

>>17650914
To some people thats funny

>>17650914
Made me laugh.

>>17650718
>>17650749
Kerrigan immediately latches onto the new strains. She seems perturbed by the preposterous number of nipples in the planet harvester craft, but we manage to pass it off as an evolutionary fluke. (Pic related)

>>17650810
We have a Terran breeding program...

>>17650829
Both are far too large to grow from a single larva, but we have integrated their genetic structure into the Swarm. The mosquitoes are fairly cheap, but the harvesters are somewhat pricey.

>>17650914
Put it to Entry of the Gladiators. It'll be hilarious?

>>17651073
Colonylord still needs to make colonies as production centers, but unsuitable planets can now be stripped of their resources.

Now, have our scouts been able to identify another Dyles world for decontamination?

>>17651121
We have the UED's list of fallen worlds, which last we had seen, they were terraforming into poisonous swamps.

>>17651177
Find a world within the Protoss invasion corridor.
That's world we'll attack. Let Dyles bring in more forces to be ground against the Protoss retaliatory fleet.

>>17651177

Let's start scouting some out. Choose a couple at random from the fringes of his territory and send some cloaklords.

>>17651198
>>17651203
(These are both good suggestions...do we have strong feelings either way?)

>>17651324
Watching the fight between the toss and Dyles would be worth watching, because if it starts to turn south for the toss... Still we need to explore UED space, good thing we have that Xel'Naga planet predictor.

>>17651427
(And, as mentioned, a complete map of the UED's lost territory...)

>>17651324

We can do both. Scout out his fringe worlds, but attack the juiciest targets targets in the protoss's path. When he and the protoss get into it, we start hitting the rest of his now lightly defended planets

>>17651441
Still wondering if we look any different, are we still just a cerebrate with an eye?

>>17651518

This seems like a good idea.

The Protoss might not like us fighting alongside of them, and they're likely to encounter a huge number of Dyles' forces. We'd probably be able to offer a significant boost to the Protoss war fleet, but hitting Dyles' relatively exposed planets while he's tied up with the Protoss may hurt him more in the long run and weaken the Protoss at the same time.

I just hope the Protoss won't hesitate to turn on any of their own that get infected by Dyles.

>>17651551
Pretty much the same, yes. We have put on a couple hundred extra pounds of stress weight, but that's...we can work that off anytime. It's nothing.

>>17651518
>>17651198
>>17651708
After a moment's coordination with the Protoss, we learn where they are, and where their strike forces intend to move.

A heavily-defended world in the Olethros system is in their immediate path. A quick scouting mission shows that Dyles has already terraformed the world, and that a defensive fleet is already assembled. From the looks of it, the Protoss do not have enough forces to survive attacking this world.

>>17651869
Will the Protoss agree to another, more lightly defended planet?
Otherwise, we're going to have to help them out, I think.

>>17651869

Guess we'd better step in. I really don't wanna wait for the protoss to debate sending more forces in, then wait the weeks it takes for them to actually get there.

>>17651869

Ogh.

Striking at Dyles' other planets is a good idea, but just the thought of him having more than zero protoss thralls makes me ill.

We may want to consider joining up with the Protoss. If we manage to pick apart Dyles' defense force here, the Protoss will probably be able to glass the planet, and possibly others if Dyles can't assemble enough reinforcements in time.

>>17651869
Those silly protoss. But, do they get a bonus for being lead by Artanis? Still we should great then with a battle alread in progress.

>>17651901
>just the thought of him having more than zero protoss thralls makes me ill.

The Protoss report minimal losses in their last three attacks. Most were destroyed, rather than captured, but the possibility of living captives cannot be ruled out. The Protoss commander, Felanis, reports that the Strike Force offered a ritual moment of peace in mourning.

>>17651894
>>17651890
>>17651919
>Hit it with the Protoss: 2
>Beat the Protoss to it. Show those bitches up: 1

>>17652038
I say show 'em up, y'all tar'nation.

>>17652038
Have our forces arrive and help out once the Protoss forces are engaged.

>>17652038

We ride in like big goddamn heroes

Hello? Is anyone still here?

>>17652332
No.

Also, help the protoss

Let's let the 'toss engage first, then ride in like the big damn heroes we are. Remember, we want to look as awesome as possible on this op for the UED media.

(I'm watching terrible movies! Christina Ricci is in more than one! And boy, are they terrible.)
>>17652125
>>17652146
We let the Protoss come out of Warp in the Olethros system. Despite their clear disadvantage, the Protoss take up an aggressive formation. For a moment, nothing happens.

Then, the battle begins. The Protoss have a slight advantage in that Dyles appears to be shooting to disable, but it is not enough to overcome Dyles' numbers. Boarding actions are underway, but the Protoss appear to have adjusted their shields into a sort of cutting tool against Dyles' craft. It decreases the protection against conventional weapons, though.

The battle is just beginning, but already the Protoss are surrounded. Should we intervene now, or wait?

(Roll 1d100 if you decide to jump in)

rolled 18 = 18

Now, they need help

>>17652332
(Sorry. This movie is silly, and keeps distracting me. I haven't seen Casper in eons)

>>17652618

While the point of this was to let the Protoss batter themselves against Dyles, we do not need a lot of Dyletoss running around or Dyles with Protoss technology. That would be *very* bad. I say we help out a bit to make sure that the Protoss do not suffer total defeat.

rolled 16 = 16

>>17652668

Forgot my roll.

Hm, wait a bit, the moment is not yet ripe for maximum dramatic entrance.

>>17652676
>>17652635
>2d100
>Results total less than 35

ಠ_ಠ

The Force is not strong with you, tonight.

rolled 12 = 12

>>17652618

Hop in now. No need to let the protoss get wiped out just yet

>>17652853
(And more! Yeesh!)

We attempt a rescue, but it...does not go as planned. Our forces come out of Warp half an orbit away. By the time we arrive at the actual battle, the Protoss have taken a substantial beating. We blow a hole in Dyles' line, which the Protoss use (to our considerable surprise) to enable a retreat. Felanis sends us a very scathing thank-you from his damaged carrier before it jumps away from the battle (Pic not really related).

Despite our rescue-oriented posture, we still have enough forces to attempt to finish what the Protoss started, here. It will be tough, but Warbrate thinks we can do it if we're lucky.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17650023/

(But we'll have to wait until Wednesday next week to decide and/or genocide! Back at the regular date and time!)

(You know, you can easily turn Casper from a fun little kid's movie to a terrifying ghost stalker movie if you just imagine that Casper's hope to "keep" Kat means that he's going to kill her in her sleep and keep her as his ghost bride. Also, the amount of attempted murder in this movie is quite high for a PG film)

>>17653078

This is what happens when we try to help people.

So wait, when is the next round?

>>17653098
Calendar tells me it's February 1st. Wednesday at 8 central.

I won't be here this Wednesday (Jan 25). I mean, you can start a thread if you want, but I'll be at work, so it'll be kind of weird, like throwing your own Homecoming dance in the school gym in the middle of summer vacation or something.

>>17653135

I did that once. I was a bout as depressing as you'd think it would be

>>17653159
Aw, you're a Big Sad Zergling, aren't you?