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11/03/10(Wed)21:35 No.12671166>>12671053
Ask Labbrate to list his accomplishments since his inception, so very long ago on Besilus (or was that Xenta?). After he does so, point out that no other Cerebrate alive has ever dreamed of doing what he did with all the sciencey integration of technology with Zerg tech. Hell, he sort of discovered how the cloaking (or was that the warping?) systems on an Arbiter work, and I'm guessing that it takes protoss technicians like 100 years of specialized training to even comprehend that shit! And power-armor Ultralisks and Siegetankalisks and Cloaked Nukes (terrans haven't thought of that either!), Gausslisks, and varieties of new Zerg infestation spores! And he used Tsinoseng and used it well, something that protoss are probably raised and groomed from birth to like 500 years of age to do! He did all of this in what is probably less than FIVE years!
Goddamn it Labbrate, you're the fucking smartest, most McGuyverest, most sciencey, most some sort of adjective we can't even think of-est Cerebrate ever! He's Labbrate, and NOBODY can take that away from him. Well, we could technically subsume him, but we'd have to be over nine-thousand different sorts of retarded to do that.
Labbrate, without your expertise, NONE of the Swarm would remain today. Nargil's here to discover new species from the Swarm and to lend his new perspectives to help us AND help YOU. Internbrate is here to learn the biostuff that Nargil's years of experience in service of the Swarm lent him, and to try to learn from Labbrate's own MASSIVE intellect! Maybe some Labbrate's smartness will rub off on him and some of his diligence and meticulousness as well.
This new Swarm is a team effort. Without Labbrate, or any of our Brobrates, we're little more than brainless beasts that just infest stuff and poop creep on the ground. |