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June 2008
1966471SR CannonballA guy gets ideas of stuff to do in a Shadowrun adventure based on The Cannonball RunShadowrun Cannonball teams race2008-06-11 8 
October 2008
2723443Original player races/tg/ shows that it can come up with fresh ideas, some of which are pretty good.original, races2008-10-03 3 
January 2009
3495494Refluffing 4e RacesAn anon's attempt at making some of the more underappreciated 4e races actually good (eladrin as aliens who want to be a PC race, dragonborn as an ancient, dwindling race with much political infighting and ancient legends, tieflings as living seals against the infernal powers, halflings as wanderlusty nomads and freelancers with strange burial customs). 4e trolls are throughoutly ignored, and once again /tg/ gets some shit done.D&D 4e races2009-01-23 2 
May 2009
4616722Favorite race from anything fa/tg/uys discuss their favourite races fromraces2009-05-22 1 
June 2009
4794633XenobiologyA fa/tg/uy details the biology and early evolution of an alien race.Xenos, Alien, Race2009-06-07 2 
4910681/tg/ creates a sentient race, again/tg/ decides to make a sentient race... again.sentient, race, plants2009-06-17 0 
5030483Nautical Campaign SettingLivestream/tg/ comes up with something creative and describes a drowned world to us. Moby Dick is one of the gods.Homebrew, fluff, D&D, gods, race,2009-06-28 2 
November 2009
6724426Elves and dwarvesSome alternative ideas about elven and dwarven physiology.elf, dwarf, homebrew, races2009-11-16 1 
6902634Refluffed racesWhat starts out as someone trying to put an interesting spin on dwarves soon becomes a refluffing of all the races. Dragonborn that have nothing to do with dragons and dwarves that turn into statues when they die.fluff, races, fantasy, dnd, dorf2009-11-28 2 
December 2009
7013523Manly Dwarves"Tell me how to make dwarves awesome" turns into campy fun with fire-breathing landboats, bearded babies, and manly warsongs. dwarf, dwarves, dorf, manly, magma galley, fantasy, race, awesome2009-12-05 3 
March 2010
8350727Homebrew Jamanen RaceCreating a slime-person race that is both fully fleshed out and not just fetish fuel.Homebrew, race, slime2010-03-02 1 
8662874Eloquent DiscussionIt starts out with a Troll attempt and eventually turns into a quite good conversation about the rise of nations and monster-races. Monster Races, Eloquent, Troll, Furfaggotry, Nations2010-03-19 0 
May 2010
9577092Create a Race - Rape Lawn/tg/ created a race, a metalic rape lawn that moves via osmosis and reproduces with lasers.Create a race, rape lawn, rape, lawn2010-05-03 34 
10182111Sweeney the Wizard. His penis is bears.His penis is bears. He needs no description.Penis, Bears, Create a race, create a character2010-05-31 30 
December 2010
13333975Six racesA bunch of fa/tg/uys come up with alternate races for a fantasy setting.races, goblins, brainstorming2010-12-30 1 
January 2011
13573887Pirates and Krakens 2Second thread on Ocean Punk 4E setting. Brainstorm and critique of race stats, re-thinking setting geography.4E setting homebrew pirates merfolk races2011-01-19 2 
13655305Pangolin Race/tg/ discusses and stats an anthropomorphic pangolin race. Also, general discussion of pangolins.pangolin, race, DnD, homebrew2011-01-26 5 
February 2011
13831467The Lime-Flavored CampaignIn which /tg/ makes widely varied pc's with one thing in common...they're all gelatinous cubes.Gelatinous cubes, cube, races2011-02-09 5 
13851937So, /tg/, my DM hates dwarves...OP comes to us talking about his DM and the attempt to make new races to replace "stereotype" ones like elves and dwarves. A debate begins on the merits of originality vs established ideas, and how dwarves (and other classic races) can be awesome without being cliche.races, elves, dwarves, orcs, creativity, tropes2011-02-10 0 
13853348Kalang, the Bat-people/tg/ proves its awesomeness once more by creating the Kalang, a race of humanlike bats who specialize in sound-manipulating sculptures, being badass flying monks, and hating the undead. Vampire bats? Those are to them what Ogres are to humans, horrid disfigured monsters. Kick their asses.race creation, bats, kalang, monks, echolocation, sculptures2011-02-11 17 
13865562Kalang, the Bat-people, part 2.The Kalang get more work done, the bat-ogres get a name (Fear the Kamazotzl!) and we learn why the floor is dangerous in a Kalang cavern, and not because of guano. Also, wing-blades and illustrations!race creation, bats, kalang, monks, ogres, kamazotzl, guano, blades2011-02-12 9 
13878874Kalang, the Bat-people, part threeLess participation in the thread this time, but we get some stats served up, and drawfag does a bit of coloring. Also, the Shattered Sun guy drops by to offer a crossover.kalang, bats, race creation, kamazotzl, ogres2011-02-13 7 
13891125Kalang, the Bat-people, part 4The saga continues, with comments, criticism, and yet more wonderful writing, including a glimpse of a vampire-hunter's life.kalang, bats, race creation, vampire-hunters2011-02-14 6 
April 2011
14763820Making underwater racesFa/tg/uys decide to explore underwater settings using new aquatic races. Xenophobic Crab people, coral farming and interactions with the air-breathing aliens above ensue.underwater, worldbuilding, racebuilding, fluff2011-04-30 2 
July 2011
15702313Fantasy Racial Equality in the Modern Era/tg/ discusses (in-character) the state of race relations in a modern-day world populated by elves, dwarves, goblins, liches, dragons...the works.stories, racial tensions, race, affirmative action, goblins, elves, dwarves, dragons, liches, mind flayers2011-07-26 10 
August 2011
15869516Vidya Game Name Generator/tg/ fluffs out names into games that put the game industry to shame. Can you type faster than the Nazi's in 'Stupendous Typing Over Normandy'? Enjoy quality edutainment with 'Viking Robot Phonics'! Experience the total sum of wargaming in 'Enormous Chainsaw - Total War'! Strain your brain over 'M.C. Escher's Bandicoot Melee'! AND MORE!vidya, game, name, generator, viking, nazi, hitler, time, travel, space, hillbilly, gokart, race, japan, werewolf, blast, mario, writefaggotry, awesome, barbie, beatdown, bible2011-08-09 9 
November 2011
16991398Weird, creative races!A selection of weird races for a weird world that is just beginning. Seems neat. lizardpeople, lobster merchants, blade monks, races2011-11-23 16 
December 2011
17107493Vinefolk in the Vineyard"why COULDN'T there be a plant race that favored technology and industry?" And thus the vinefolk (or Vinlanders, or vineborn, etc etc) are born.brainstorm, shit gets concept'd, plantfolk, vinefolk, create-a-race2011-12-05 14 
January 2013
22408772Acid Trip - The WorldA land being created, truelly wonderful and weird. Ancient races, obelisks and sky elves OH MY!World Building, - Acid Trip, - Sky Elves, - Ancient Races, 2013-01-05 12 
22424863Acid Trip - The World Thread #2A land being created, truelly wonderful and weird. In todays episode; the fluffing of the ancient races, the adding of new races to the world and other shananigansWorld Building, Acid Trip, Ancient Races, 2013-01-06 15 
February 2013
23187601Imaginary Racism - FiveCabbageA thread about races in fantasy settings turns out the best race in fantasy settings.fivecabbage, race, lulz, 4e, /tg/2013-02-16 5 
23317681Racer Queens In the extreme glamour of the future-90s, mechanized idols racing comps are the shock! nineties, 90s, race queens, motorball, cyberpunk, modempunk, worldbuilding, racing2013-02-22 13 
March 2013
23461390Racer Queens 2The game about sexy cyborg racer girls shall be a card game.nineties, 90s, race queens, motorball, cyberpunk, modempunk, worldbuilding, racing, card game 2013-03-04 1 
June 2013
25532089Music of the Spheres/tg/ invents the Chorus, a race of sapient metal orbs who manipulate magnetism and communicate via Simon beeps.Chorus, race, ideas, magnets, magnetism, metal2013-06-20 22 
25559303Chorus Fluff 2A continuation of the previous Chorus threadChorus, race, ideas, magnets, magnetism, metal2013-06-22 3 
September 2013
26897383Primordial Evo Setting DiscussionDiscussing information on the creatures and cultures of Borgas IV, as well as giving 3.5 stats to some of the races.Setting, Discussion, Primordial, Evolution, Collective Game, homebrew, races2013-09-10 1 
January 2014
29728264Gnoll Society WorldbuildingDiscussion on what gnoll society should be like, taking inspiration from the hyena and writing some interesting mythology.worldbuilding, gnoll, gnoll society, hyena, D&D, races, pseudopenis2014-01-24 5 
May 2014
32357627Shadowrun Hacker Quest 12: Mexican Standoff EditionEcho_TRACER narrowly avoids a gunfight bursting out around him, and calls upon the disparate Shadowrunners in his life to finally plan how to defeat Declan Futures. Also, Echo_TRACER calls himself a faggot in front of everyone.Shadowrun Hacker Quest, Shadowrun, Collective Game, Quest, Echo_TRACER is a faggot2014-05-26 3 
June 2014
32789798Pizza Racers Quest OneShotPepperoni City. A place where pizza reigns supreme. Once a metropolis of cheesy delight; the years have turned it into a dystopian battleground where corrupt cops and roaming gangs prey on the population, wringing every last crumb of crust out of the citizens. Pizza Racers Quest, Pizza, Quest, Collective Game2014-06-15 33 
July 2014
33700264Racer Quest 0: Engine StartRacer Quest 0: Engine StartRacer Quest2014-07-27 -9 
August 2014
33833267Racer Quest. Party NightViviane Goes to a party.Racer Quest, Collective Game, GardenMaster-NORG2014-08-02 1 
34104780Mothfolk homebrew/tg/ homebrew fantasy race made out fluffy mothkin. Deep history included.moth, mothfolk, mothkin, homebrew, homebrew race, writefaggotry, fae2014-08-14 7 
October 2014
35661981Racer Quest 2048-0Welcome to Acceleration City. You are Jason Alexander.. Start your engineRacer Quest, Racing, Collective Game, GardenMaster-NORG, Wipeout, IGPX, Cyber Formula, Speed2014-10-21 0 
March 2015
38692968/tg/ shows off homebrew racesCatfolk, birdfolk, monkeys, pigs, bugs, and more, plus unique takes on men, elves, and dwarvesraces, homebrew, creativity2015-03-14 3 
April 2015
39418379Leechfolk DiscussionWe've done mothfolk, we've made flyfolk, now we brew up some Leech people. Their relationship to blood, and foundations of their society. homebrew, race, leech, leeches, hirudo, leechfolk, mothfolk, 2015-04-19 15 
May 2015
39695411Insect/Bug RacesDevelopment of Hirudo, Miga, and Mothfolk is resumed simultaneously.homebrew, race, bugs, insects, mothfolk, miga, flies, hirudo, leeches2015-05-04 8 
39741879Insect/Bug Races Part 2Continuing development of /tg/'s bugs.homebrew, race, bugs, insects, mothfolk, miga, flies, hirudo, leeches2015-05-08 5 
39996639Dragonborn QuestThrown out of our shitty clan for being two halves dragonborn. We go on adventure, and start a race war.Collective Game, Dragonborn Quest, Racewaaaar2015-05-17 3 
June 2015
40287078On Hobgoblins and other golbinoid creaturesHobgoblins, how are they used in different settings? What differentiates them from orcs or common gobbos? And also some goblin lore.fluff, goblin, hobgoblin, oc, orc, race, setting2015-06-08 6 
July 2015
41526857Chromatic Space BabesThread is initially about the 50s and 60s sci-fi concept of alien and space women, /tg/ derails it into a thread about a space captain management game concept.CBS, fluff, game design, race, setting, space, space babe, xeno2015-07-30 6 
August 2015
41571465The Cuisine of Fantastical RacesA thread is had in which the food and drink preferences of Gnomes, Dwarves, Elves, Men, Orcs and other fantastical races is discussed at length. Some real world recipes are mulled over as well.worldbuilding, culture, food, drink, fantasy races, cooking, discussion2015-08-01 10 
41547639Chromatic Space Babes part 2In which the space captain management game concept is further developed and the different races of space babes are given traits and characteristics.CBS, fluff, game design, race, setting, space, space babe, xeno2015-08-05 3 
41746367Of Harpies and other birdfolkHarpies, how are they used in different settings? From the original greek myth to modern depictions, thread also discusses about variants based from different species of birds.fluff, harpy, harpies, oc, race, setting, species2015-08-11 7 
42094022How do you successfully parent a gnoll? Several different people's (and settings') takes on gnolls, either as creatures in the wild or a PC racegnoll, setting, fluff, race2015-08-28 5 
December 2015
44176832Homebrew species and cultures worldbuilding/tg/ invents and discusses new species and their cultures. Interesting worldbuilding results.worldbuilding, species, race, cultures, civilization, caterpillar people,2015-12-16 3 
January 2016
44998926Original Monsters and PC Species/tg/ invents various bizarre monsters and sentient species.monster, monsters, species, races, worldbuilding,2016-01-27 2 
April 2016
46535966Giants CivCiv thread for a Giant Race in a Savage Valley.Civ, Giant, Race, 2016-04-08 1 
August 2016
48986588unique/weird sapient species worldbuildingA discussion of nonhuman PCs and worldbuilding original species.species, race, PCs, monsters, worldbuilding, sentient ducks,2016-08-27 2 
November 2016
50240157Original Races besides the traditional orcs/elves/dwarves comboOP asks /tg/ for their ideas for new player races. Interesting worldbuilding and in-setting mythology result.races, species, worldbuilding, monsters, setting, mythology, ghouls, neon nightmare,2016-11-18 8 
March 2017
52252594original fantasy races/tg/ worldbuilds ideas for original fantasy races and what their cultures might be like.species, races, worldbuilding, fantasy, setting2017-03-31 4 
September 2017
55616194Journey to the West as a settingExpanding thread 51665650, now defining races chinese, races, journey to the west2017-09-29 3 
January 2018
2190195Race of Hera Quest #0We make our protagonist in a Universe not quite what we know...Collective Game, Dragon Ball, Race of Hera Quest, Universe 62018-01-01 5 
2222986Race of Hera Quest #1The Challenging Universe has more in store for Gyro and friends. Will he overcome them or fall like other would be heroes before him?Collective Game, Dragon Ball, Race of Hera Quest, Universe 62018-01-12 4 
March 2018
2365169Race of Hera Quest #1.5 Gyro faces Beasts, Saibamen and Saiyans, oh my.Collective Game, Dragon Ball, Race of Hera Quest, Universe 62018-03-13 2 
2402834Race of Hera Quest #2Saiyan Saga fantasies, dark dragon awakenings.Collective Game, Dragon Ball, Race of Hera Quest, Universe 62018-03-27 2 
April 2018
2423601Race of Hera Quest #2.5Gyro plays a game to learn magic and falls in love with an angel named Vados...Collective Game, Dragon Ball, Race of Hera Quest, Universe 62018-04-03 3 
2456287Race of Hera Quest #3Hero meets his Guardian Angel and his God of Destruction...Collective Game, Dragon Ball, Race of Hera Quest, Universe 62018-04-07 3 
2483901Race of Hera Quest #4Gyro continues through the Cave of Darkness in search of the Ultra Divine Water.Collective Game, Dragon Ball, Race of Hera Quest, Universe 62018-04-18 3 
2501142Race of Hera Quest #5Gyro faces his date with Vados and that third wheel, DESTINY!Collective Game, Dragon Ball, Race of Hera Quest, Universe 62018-04-23 5 
May 2018
2521601Race of Hera Quest #6Gyro continues his date with Vados, his lineage is revealed. Will he keep his sphagetti in his pockets? Find out on DRAGON BALL ROHQ!Collective Game, Dragon Ball, Race of Hera Quest, Universe 62018-05-03 3 
2550315Race of Hera Quest #7Gyro continues being hunted/trained. He meets an unexpected allies and discovers dangers that are out of this world...Collective Game, Dragon Ball, Race of Hera Quest, Universe 62018-05-11 3 
2570427Race of Hera Quest #8Gyro begins his true training after his Toguro Test. Can you...believe it?Collective Game, Dragon Ball, Race of Hera Quest, Universe 62018-05-17 3 
2588650Race of Hera Quest #9Training to be a ninja continues, Gyro learns of himself and of Orochimaru's dangerous experiments...Collective Game, Dragon Ball, Race of Hera Quest, Universe 62018-05-24 2 
59987035Alternate SpeciesAnons come together to describe and discuss Alternate Species to use in place of fantasy classics. Good for spicing up your worldbuilding.Alternate, Species, Race, Alternate Species, Alternate Race, Worldbuilding, Resource, Worldbuilding Resource2018-05-30 1 
June 2018
2621365Race of Hera Quest #10Race of Hera continues on Fu's Prison Planet! Collective Game, Dragon Ball, Race of Hera Quest, Universe 62018-06-05 2 
2685316Race of Hera Quest #10.5After episode 10 kinda just...died - Gyro continues his adventures and things get prodigious. Collective Game, Dragon Ball, Race of Hera Quest, Universe 62018-06-28 2 
August 2018
61017447New xeno races in 40kIdeas for new xeno races and factions in the 41st Millennium.worldbuilding, 40k, xenos, species, races, factions,2018-08-02 1 
61149136fish people discussion and worldbuilding/tg/ brainstorms ideas for aquatic and amphibious sentient races.worldbuilding, ocean, aquatic, amphibious, species, races, deep ones, mermaids, underwater vore hell,2018-08-11 1 
September 2018
61966611Dwarven Subraces/CulturesA fantastically comfy and productive thread discussing all the flavors and permutations dwarves can have and some other interesting conceptsDwarf, Worldbuilding, Discussion, Lore, Resource, Dwarven, Subraces2018-09-17 14 
January 2019
3167993Race of Hera Quest #11Where we return after a bit of a hiatus!Collective Game, Dragon Ball, Race of Hera Quest, Universe 62019-01-11 1 
April 2019
65610037Making better monsters and peopleAnons create a bunch of races and monsters based on living and extinct animals, speculative evolution and some alien influencesWorld building, Original, Dinosaurs, Races, Monsters, Evolution, Discussion2019-04-17 6 
March 2020
71372884Freaks races in RPGs, yes or no ?A discussion about freak races evolving into an amazing translation of an artists worldbuilding.Freaks, freak, races, art, rust world, uhia, utlh, translation, frog, french2020-03-12 4 
October 2020
75487733Frog WorldAmphibian focused Fantasy Worldbuildingworld building, fantasy, setting, original, races2020-10-23 2 
March 2021
78221475Fantasy Race Street FoodWhat do the various classic races have for street food?Lore, fantasy, food, discussion, urban, races2021-03-23 3 
78136134Races Based on Art StylesHow surrealist can your art movement get before it manifests in non-Euclidean ways?races, art movements, worldbuilding, history2021-03-23 21 
June 2022
85052418The OobakiriAnon posts a species they invented and associated in-universe mythology and an alignment system involving cleansing your soul of impurity.worldbuilding, species, race, setting, mythology,2022-06-29 6 
5290674Goblin assassin questPine, a goblin assassin does free lance killings and tries to help peoplemedieval fantasy, make your own NPCs, Action, Goblin, Fantasy races2022-06-30 7 
August 2022
5333328Kobolt Klan Adoption 6Local knight meets some of the archmage's people and has a small touch of drama as a result. Addendum: squire goes bald and freaks out.Kobolt klan, Reynauld, Darkest Dungeon, Underrail, Werewolves, Sci-fi Fantasy, Paracelsus, magic is lead poisoning2022-08-14 8 
5373710Terra Noir #1. Animal ControlSome enterprising novelist dumps his entire novella about a planet of gay black dudes enslaving white femboys. Huh.pornography, not really a quest, sci-fi, homosexuality, raceplay, slavery, explicit2022-08-16 -11 
85854233Fantasy races react to humans for the first time./tg/ wonders what the first few thoughts of a fantasy race would be upon seeing humans for the first time.Fantasy races, Hobbits, Setting2022-08-31 1 
December 2022
5426219Kobolt Klan Adoption 8The gang meets up with a really big lizard and climb down a mountain.Kobolt klan, Reynauld, Paracelsus, Sci-fi Fantasy, Eldritch horror, Fallout, Dragons, Muscular Plague Doctor Waifu2022-12-01 8 
5448278Dragonborn Antipaladin Quest Vol. 6A draconic agent of dark deities deigns meddle in the affairs of drow. Through subversion, coercion, warfare, waltzing, and even... Love?!ReptoidQM, Dragonborn Antipaladin Quest, Reptilian Infiltrator Quest, fantasy, subterfuge, race-mixing, big butts, big egos, true love2022-12-01 5 
January 2023
5481886Kobolt Klan Adoption 9 Reynauld chills in the city for a bit and then decides to head to fantasy england.Kobolt klan, Reynauld, Paracelsus, Sci-fi Fantasy, Eldritch horror, Fallout, Dragons, Muscular Plague Doctor Wa$ifu2023-01-06 8 
February 2023
5537756Kobolt Klan Adoption 10 Turns out there was a bit of trouble actually reaching Oileana, and a ship arc startedKobolt klan, Reynauld, Paracelsus, Sci-fi Fantasy, Eldritch horror, Fallout, Dragons, Muscular Plague Doctor Waifu2023-02-26 8 
April 2023
5589826Kobolt Klan Adoption 11The Klan arrives in fantasy england, fight off some fellas, and then they go get drunk.Kobolt klan, Reynauld, Paracelsus, Sci-fi Fantasy, Eldritch horror, Fallout, Dragons, Muscular Plague Doctor Waifu, Snikt, cute family stuff2023-04-13 18 
May 2023
5630121True Alt History (part 1)the beginning of a truly counterfactual historyAlternate History, Fictional Races, Civilization, Roleplay2023-05-20 4 
June 2023
5656104Kobolt Klan Adoption 12The gang continues travelling through fantasy england and pick up a new freak of nature.Kobolt klan, Reynauld, Paracelsus, Sci-fi Fantasy, Eldritch horror, Fallout, Dragons, Muscular Plague Doctor Waifu, Snikt, cute family stuff2023-06-26 8 
July 2023
5669130True Alt. History part 2The continuation of said history and how the tribe developedNarrator QM, Alternate History, Fictional Races, Civilization, Roleplay2023-07-09 2 
September 2023
5715265Kobolt Klan Adoption 13 The gang travels through a forest and meet up with some big spider. Kobolt klan, Reynauld, Paracelsus, Sci-fi Fantasy, Eldritch horror, Fallout, Dragons, Muscular Plague Doctor Waifu, Snikt, Fae2023-09-02 8 
5713015True Alt History part 3a new king, beginnings of national identityAlternate History, Fictional Races, Civilization, Roleplay2023-09-04 2 
October 2023
5776263Seeker of the Esoteric: A Mage Apprentice's QuestBefore she was the greatest mage of a generation, she was just your classmate at wizard school. And remind me... Who were you again?ReptoidQM, Reptilian Infiltrator Quest, occultism, esoterica, fantasy, wizard school, child abuse, race-mixing, school life, rivals, fairies2023-10-01 27 
5772094Kobolt Klan Adoption 14In which Reynauld fights a spider and gets poisoned, also there's a transhumanist debate.Kobolt klan, Reynauld, Paracelsus, Sci-fi Fantasy, Eldritch horror, Fallout, Dragons, Muscular Plague Doctor Waifu, Snikt, Transhumanism2023-10-31 6 
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