>>33833267
>Pick it up: Lucas You seriously need to learn control.

>>33833267
>Leave it to the answer machine
Fuck him, Lucas a shit

>>33833267
>>Leave it to the answer machine

>>33833267
>>Pick it up: Lucas…

>>33833267
>Lucas. Make this quick.

>>33833267
>a lazy but genius freelance test driver
Should either be "genius but lazy" or "lazy yet genius".

Secondly, genius implies high intellectual capacity (something Viv lacks), so you you should probably use something more along the lines of skilled, ace, or prodigal.

>>33833267
>Leave it to the answer machine

>>33833267
Leave it

>>33833267
>Pick it up

Let's at least hear him out

>>33833267
>Lucas.

Cmon Guys, please?

>>33833267
>t’s been 2 hours since your last job which involved you pushing a bike to its limits and subsequently beating the best track time by a vast six minutes though earlier on there was an Incident where your friend Lucas nearly lost a hold of his Berserk like temper and hurting Lea In the process well not so much as hurt but giving her a huge headache.
This whole sentence is one hell of an ugly run-on. Break it up and convey your message a little smoother.
>The time is now 1:46 PM and it’s now just starting to rain and then you felt your phone ringing.
Another run-on as well as 'and' abuse. Try either breaking it up or using a comma or two.

Frankly this is unacceptable work. My little sister could do better than this when she was seven.

>>33833267
>Leave it

>>33833267
>Leave it to the answer machine

>>33833267
>>Leave it

>>33833376
>>33833377
>>33833424
>>33833440
>>33833507

"This is Vi. You know the whole routine." -Beep-

"Hey... uh Vi it's oh god why am I calling Look I'm sorry about the whole thing with me loosing my temper." Lucas said though you could hear the outright frustration in his voice after what happened when Lea's teasing just got a bit too far for your liking personally but at that moment you sorta liked it.

"Call me back whenever and enjoy the food." -Beep-

>Call him back
>Just wait a couple of days to let this shit blow over
>Facepalm
>Check up on Lea
>See if there's more jobs for you to do. Money doesn't make itself.
>Get some sleep
>Try and cook
>Write in

>>33833602
>Get some sleep

Rolled 20

>>33833602
>Write-in
>24 hour masturbation marathon.

>>33833602
>>Call him back

>>33833649
What the fuck?!

>>33833602
>Call him back

>>33833602
>Call him back

We can't leave our potential bro in the dust, even if he is a berserker in the wings.

>>33833602
>>Call him back

>>33833602
>Call him back. At least he's trying to apologize. It'll be fucking stupid of us to leave a friend out in the cold like this.

>>33833650
>>33833665
>>33833693
>>33833727
>>33833729

You wanted this to blow over and let cooler heads prevail in a situation like this but to leave Lucas out in the cold? No that's just a royal bitch move, he did bring over 400 bucks worth of food to stuff your fridge and pantry so at least showing some concern was a fair trade.

Quickly you punched up Lucas's number on speed dial and then you heard his tired and strained voice on the other line.

"Hello Vivian?"

>"Lucas Control, it's always control!"
>"You know you rightfully should get punched in the dick for throwing Lea like that."
>"Come over, I'll cook you something for once."
>"I accept your apology but still, you need to keep that anger of yours in check. It'll get you killed one day and... I don't want to go to your funeral."
>Write in

>>33833836
>>"I accept your apology but still, you need to keep that anger of yours in check.

Seriously dude

>>33833836
>"Come over, I'll cook you something for once."

Watch as we horribly botch a cooking roll

>>33833926
>>33833958

Shall I combine these options since they seem to mesh well?

>>33833836
>>"You know you rightfully should get punched in the dick for throwing Lea like that."

>>33833836
>>"You know you rightfully should get punched in the dick for throwing Lea like that."

>>33834062
Sure thing NORG.

>>33834075
>>33834081
Could you guys samefag even harder.

>>33834062
Go ahead and ignore the samefaggers they're just trying to troll you.

>>33834107
>>33834143
Samefag

>>33834062
Might as well to progress the quest.

Rolled 16

>>33833267
>>33833602
>>33833836
>>33834062

>Samefag.

>>33833926
>>33833958

You sighed in resignation. Clearly he didn't want that incident to happen but the fact still remains that Lucas had to get a grip on his temper. "Look Lucas I accept your apology but still, you need to keep that anger of yours in check... Come over I'll try cooking something for you I mean, you did spend over 400 bucks on food." You said only to hear the tone of Lucas's voice shift to one of outright horror.

"Oh god! You'll burn your house down!" He yelled out only to hang up.

>D20+3 For cooking DC is 16

Rolled 12 + 3

>>33834416


NAT 1 MOTHERFUCKERS.

Payback for not finishing Saint Seiya last night.

Rolled 15 + 3

>>33834416

>get almost violently raped
>"lol i 4giv u"
Holy shit Vivian is retarded.

>>33834500
Wanting to have a crit-fail happen because that quest had a low turnout? Wow, that's fucking petty.

Rolled 16

>>33834588
I'm a Jew living in a wealthy area.

It's what we do!

Rolled 14 + 3

>>33834416
Rolling dem bones

Rolled 3 + 3

>>33834416
Last roll. Hoping for a 20

>>33834588
NORG a shit, get used to it

>>33834533

"Cooking can't be that hard, If Lucas can do it why can't i?"You asked yourself while crossing your arms only to tap your foot. Yes you have the ingredients but what are you going to make? So many possibilities so little time. Lucas could break some of your speed records when he heard you were cooking.

>Make some spaghetti, it's simple
>Pizza
>Lasagna
>Stir Fry
>Write in

>>33834832
>>Write in
Pancakes!

>>33834846
Seconding

>>33834846
I second Pancakes

Rolled 14

>>33834832
>Stir Fry with special semen love sauce

>>33834846
Delicous Pancakes.

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>>33834846
>>33834856
>>33834862
>>33834906

Your stomach was roaring for food, and if you tried something complex Lucas would be coming to see your house burning down to cinders and slag.

"Pancakes." You muttered to yourself as you reached into the pantry and fridge to gather the the necessary ingredients not to mention a pan to make said pancakes.

But before you even turned on the Oven you needed music to cook to and so you pressed the Random button on your holographic computer terminal's Music Player.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICKrtbT3PqE Cooking music.

Your eyebrows arched upwards at the slow chanting at first only to remember Lea and Lucas had used your computer sometimes and so they must have put their music on on it.

"Now then, let's see if I can make pancakes."

>Meanwhile 15 miles away from Your house.

Lucas's knuckles were white as his foot was slamming on the accelerator Vivian cooking? It was a recipe for disaster. Lea joked that Her cooking could be used as a new Nitro-Fuel or summon the unspeakable horrors of lovecraftian mythos.

Still he drove through the rain, 60..70...80 MPH and Rising.

"Oh god what if she slips poison into whatever she feeds me? Well. I guess I do deserve it." Lucas muttered to himself.

>Your kitchen

You finished a nice stack of pancakes for Lucas and they didn't look too bad? But still you wanted to make these count and to prove to him that you're not a bad cook.

>Just make some more plain pancakes
>Make chocolate pancakes
>All the toppings! ALL THE THINGS!?
>Try something else
>Write in

Rolled 9

>>33835233
>ALL THE TOPPINGS.And for the white sauce, semen.

>>33835233
>>Just make some more plain pancakes

>>33835233
>Just make some more plain pancakes

>>33835233
>>Try something else
Warm Salad?

>>33835233
>Make chocolate pancakes

>>33835233
>>Make chocolate pancakes

>>33835233
>Chocolate Pancakes

>>33835391
>>33835425
>>33835530

"Chocolate..." You growled out while taking a large bar of candy and breaking it apart and putting it into the batter.

20 minutes later Lucas came in only to see you eating some pancakes with chocolate in them

>Hi.
>Lucas... sit down, we need to talk
>Pancakes?
>See the house isn't burnt?
>Write in

>>33835659
>>Lucas... sit down, we need to talk

>>33835659
>>Pancakes?

>>33835802
>>33835815

Shall I combine these options?

>>33836000
fine with me

>>33835802
>>33835815

Apologies for being a bit slow. Things are happening.

You gave Lucas a small wave only to see the shocked look on his face. "First of all we need to talk so sit down but first want some pancakes?" You asked while watching Lucas coming towards you and sitting down.

"First of all we seriously need to talk but before that... Pancake?" You asked as he shook his head and gave you a look.

"I know anything and everything I did earlier on is unforgivable and I can't make it up to you fully but.. I want you to hit me... as hard as you can." Lucas said starting at you.

>Lucas... this sounds exactly like that movie where you start a club where rules 1 and 2 can't be told
>No now eat your damn panckakes
>... Fine but I take no pleasure in this -Punch Lucas in his face-
>What the fuck are you on Lucas?!
>Write in

Rolled 5

>>33836432
>Rape the Lucas

>>33836432
>>Lucas... this sounds exactly like that movie where you start a club where rules 1 and 2 can't be told

In before we make Driving Fight Club

>>33836432
>>... Fine but I take no pleasure in this -Punch Lucas in his face-

>>33836432
>I take no pleasure in this.

>>33836432
What the fuck are you on Lucas?!

>>33836502
>>33836604
>>33836644

D20+3 Best of four. DC is 14

Rolled 13 + 3

>>33836764

Nat 20. We kill Lucas.

Rolled 20 + 3

>>33836764

>>33836795
WHY?!

Rolled 7

>>33836795

AWWW YEAH. WE JUST KILLED LUCAS

>>33836795
MY CAR IS FIGHT

>>33836795
Oh shit.

"I take no pleasure in this." You said before punching Lucas only to see him him sail out of a window right onto the hood of his car which made a rather sizable indent.

"...Oh...SHIT?!" You yelled out

>3 hours later: Accelration Hospital

You were sitting in Lucas's hospital room. A concussion, broken jaw, ribs,femur, Right arm broken, both eyes blackened, potential rupture of spleen and lower intestine.

It's nothing short of an outright miracle he didn't die right then and there. And then you saw Lea marching in.

>Before you get all angry, He asked me to hit him but I took no pleasure in this
>He's going to be out for 3 months Right now he's in a coma
>Just facepalm
>Lea. Not here please
>Write in

Rolled 17

>>33836984
>Before you get all angry, He asked me to hit him but I took no pleasure in this

I'll take pleasure in raping Lea though.

>>33836984
>Before you get all angry, He asked me to hit him but I took no pleasure in this

>>33836984
>Before you get all angry, He asked me to hit him but I took no pleasure in this
>He's going to be out for 3 months Right now he's in a coma

>>33836984

[] >>33837098

>>33836984
>Before you get all angry, He asked me to hit him but I took no pleasure in this
>He's going to be out for 3 months Right now he's in a coma

Dead?

>>33837020
>>33837061
>>33837098
>>33837131
>>33837256

"Lea, before you get all angry, He asked me to hit him but I took no pleasure in this also He's going to be out for 3 months. Right now He's in a coma"

-SLAP-

Lea slapped you furiously.

>Take it like a boss
>"...Sorry..."
>I never asked for this
>Write in

>>33837404
>Take it like a boss

>>33837404
>Take it like a boss

Mc is tougher than that

Rolled 5

>>33837404
>I never asked for this
>Passionately kiss Lea

>>33837404
>>Take it like a boss
We are steel.

>>33837404
>Take it like a boss
>I never asked for this
>Passionately kiss Lea


whynotallofthem.jpg

>>33837538
seconded

>>33837404
>Take it like a boss
>I never asked for this
>Passionately kiss Lea

>>33837404
Take it like a boss

>>33837451
>>33837474
>>33837531
>>33837593

You stood there and took the slapping once more only to hear groaning as Lucas eyes snapped open.

"Could you two stop being so angry at each other... If you need someone to be angry at It's me." Lucas groaned out only as he put his jaw back into place only to growl in pain while wiping some blood off his face.

>LUCAS WHAT THE FUCK?!
>...what
>Are you sure you're not made of the stuff that was used in Thor's Hammer
>Look to Lea. "Punch me I'm dreaming"
>Write in

Rolled 4

>>33837712
>Look to Lea. "Passionately make out with me, I'm dreaming"

>>33837712
>>Look to Lea. "Punch me I'm dreaming"

We need to get hit

>>33837712
>...what

Just what is going on right now. I was expecting fast cars and instead we've punched someone through a window.

>>33837712
>>LUCAS WHAT THE FUCK?!
>Are you sure you're not made of the stuff that was used in Thor's Hammer

>>33837826
His last name is Bitfrost

>>33837712
>...wut

>>33837826
This.

>>33837826
Ok, this seems like the biggest option here.

>>33837826
This

>>33837826

You and Lea both had one thing to say at the same time. "LUCAS WHAT THE FUCK?!" at the sight of him punching his arm back into place while letting out a grunt of pain.

"I did demolition derby's for years, this is minor." He said as the Nurse and doctor ran in seeing Lucas getting out from the bed as you just shook your head

"I think he's made out of the same stuff of Thor's Hammer?" You said as Lea pinched your cheek. Nope you're not dreaming this was actually happening and it's outright fucking nuts.

>Lucas! Sit Down?!
>Change the scene to your home
>I think I need a drink
>Write in

>>33838259
>>Lucas! Sit Down?!

>>33838304
"Lucas! Sit Down?!" You yelled out as he was finishing getting dressed while holding his side. "This is minor, sides... You made pancakes right??"

Lea then looked at you with a skeptical look. "You cooked?"

>Yeah... got a problem
>Help me keep him on the bed?!
>Lea can we discuss this later?! Lucas is going to leave with a broken rib and leg!"
>Facepalm You really need a drink
>Write in

>>33838444
>Lea can we discuss this later?! Lucas is going to leave with a broken rib and leg!"

>>33838497
"Lea can we discuss this later?!" You yelled out as You tried to hold lucas down on the hospital bed. He had several broken ribs and femur. There's no way he'll be driving home in this state much less doing anything else.

"Gah Ok ok ok!" Lea yelled out while trying to hold Lucas down A few hours later You were driving home with Lucas wearing a cast and Lea in the passenger side seat.

"Chocolate pancakes Girl? Seriously? And you didn't invite me?" Lea asked

>Shut up...
>Later
>Is my cooking THAT BAD?!
>Can we not talk about this now.
>Write in

>>33838679
>Is my cooking THAT BAD?!

>>33838724
You gripped the wheel. "Is my cooking that bad?!" as Lucas and Lea stared at you flatly only to hear them recount your previous culinary attemps which ended in the Fire department and or bomb squads being called.

"You guys are assholes..." You say only to let out a small groan as you drove towards your house in which Lea and Lucas were eating your chocolate pancakes.

ALL of them

>Do I have to Darth Vader choke some bitches
>... My pancakes
>Stare
>Loom over Lea "If my cooking is bad then why are you eating my pancakes!"
>Write in

>>33838903
>Loom over Lea "If my cooking is bad then why are you eating my pancakes!"

>>33839062
You loomed over Lea cracking your knuckles as she started at you with puffed up cheeks and chocolate on her lips.

"If my cooking is bad then why are you eating my pancakes!" You growled as Lucas scarfed the last one.

'They're...good!?" He yelled out

>Bitch my cooking game is stronk!
>Of course!
>Hmph Like your pancakes are better -grumble grumble-
>My..pancakes...
>Write in

>>33839204
>Hmph Like your pancakes are better -grumble grumble-

>>33839258
You let out a loud growl only to growl. "Like your pancakes are better you jackass" You grumbled as Lea laughed out a bit only to start doodling on Lucas's Cast

>Get something and doodle as well
>Watch TV
>Plan your revengance
>Mishima Noogie
>Write in

>>33839417
>Plan your revengance
>Watch TV

>>33839417
>>Plan your revengance
>Get something and doodle as well

>>33839451
>>33839549
Quietly you left the kitchen for a moment only to return with a Marker and some old Art tools and doodled things on Lucas's Cast yet you were planning sweet sweet revengance.

"Soon" You said to yourself mentally. But with Lea and Lucas full on your pancakes, the need to watch TV was prelevant

>Flip through channels
>Let Lucas Pick
>Let Lea Pick
>Write in

>>33839654
>>Flip through channels

>>33839654
>>Flip through channels

>>33839683
>>33839795

You decided to flip through channels only to yawn quietly. It was friday afternoon, it's boring time.

>Watch a movie
>Check out a race
>Watch the Stunt Driving shows, Lea might be on
>Check out the Destruction Derby's
>Rollerball?
>Write in

>>33839915
>Give the remote to Lucas
>Or at least, do it for him.
Also, just got back. Nigga are we some sort of angry amazon goddess of something? We'd probably be better at street fighting than racing

>>33839969
Kinda but not really, You were an army brat as a kid so that helps. Not to mention 3 older sisters who loved to jump on you constantly to keep your senses sharp.

>>33839915
Rollerball?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu1cDksmwKs

>>33840005
> A concussion, broken jaw, ribs,femur, Right arm broken, both eyes blackened, potential rupture of spleen and lower intestine.
This is "bad car crash" material, not "You got punched by someone" material.
We punched him with the force you'd expect from being hit by a damn car.

>>33840038
What do you expect. We rolled a 20.

>>33840102
I know. But like, dude. Fuck.
If that's what a 20 does then every 1/20 punches we do will literally have the force of a car crash. Like, without training.

I'm pretty sure that's stronger than we are in street fighter quest with NORMAL punches at least.

>>33839915
>>Rollerball?
If NORG is referencing what I think he's referencing then you are mah niggah

This seems to be a good place to call the thread even though we didn't get any racing or partying. Street fighter quest will run on Sunday.