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February 2008
1185885Scorpions In EverythingExploring the scorpions in EVERYTHING approach.scorpions, crafting2008-02-17 5 
June 2009
4751578The Corporis Sisters 4E4E conversion of the Corporis Sisters.Corporis Fleshforged2009-06-03 0 
September 2009
5735147Corp Quest 1Control a tiny subcontracting firm whose job is to exploit a resource-laden virgin planet filled with hostile natives and rival corporations.Corp Quest, collective game2009-09-06 23 
5743045Corp Quest 2The abruptly ended sequel to the first thread. Natives are becoming increasingly hostile and the local pharmaceutical company needs a good hippy-stomping.Corp Quest, Collective Game2009-09-06 15 
5761125Corp Quest 3The natives initiate the first conflict, relations with Lemmington Pharmaceuticals become calmer and war is brewing to the North, all in Corp Quest.Corp Quest, Collective Game2009-09-08 11 
5768617Corp Quest 4Day 21 begins in the world of Corp Quest.Corp Quest, Collective Game2009-09-08 7 
5775885Corp Quest 4 - The Real DealPlanet-rape! Slavery! War! Eco-terrorists! Fun! It's all in here!Corp Quest, Collective Game2009-09-09 8 
5782190Corp Quest 5 - Total WarContinued war with the Kil'thweq and a very costly battle indeed.Corp Quest, Collective Game2009-09-09 10 
5784429Corp Quest 6 - Total War Part DeuxThe final attack against the Kil'thweq . . . with unexpected results.Corp Quest, Collective Game2009-09-09 11 
5786214Corp Quest 7- Death of a Company The fowl xenos are sent to oblivion. Also, Comrade 70 joins our ranks. Corp Quest2009-09-09 12 
5802653Corp Quest 8The subcontractors begin to rebuild their economy after the war is over and they discover that Uni-Peace are dicks.Corp Quest, Collective Game2009-09-10 10 
5805904Corp Quest 9You plot against Uni-Peace and Centauri Synthetics plots against you.Corp Quest, Collective Game2009-09-11 10 
5809264Corp Quest 10More corp quest.Corp Quest, Collective Game2009-09-11 10 
5831328Corp Quest 11Preparing to stomp the hippies and slavery shenanigans!Corp Quest, Collective Game2009-09-13 8 
5836630Corp Quest 12The invasion of the hippies commences.Corp Quest, collective game2009-09-13 8 
5860124Corp Quest 13The hippies have officially been stomped and the spoils are being collected.Corp Quest, Collective Game2009-09-15 8 
5864165Corp Quest 14Month 3 begins with some ominous events.Corp Quest, Collective Game2009-09-15 8 
5866171Corp Quest 15Many great mysteries are uncovered.Corp Quest, Collective Game2009-09-15 7 
5885900Corp Quest 16The virus situation is getting worse and worse.Corp Quest, Collective Game2009-09-17 6 
5889898Corp QuestVIRUS ENDURES.Corp Quest, Collective Game2009-09-17 10 
5892174Corp Quest 18Short. The pirates are raided and cliffhanger.Corp Quest, Collective Game2009-09-17 7 
5913575Corp Quest 19The missile attack on the nanovirus' island. Will it succeed?Corp Quest, Collective Game2009-09-19 5 
5916545Corp Quest 20Alright chums, let's do this! COOOORRRPP QUESTTTT!Corp Quest, Collective Game2009-09-19 7 
5917682Corp Quest 21FUUUUUUUUCK YEAH!Corp Quest, Collective Game2009-09-19 8 
5918789Corp Quest 22The sweet rewards of victory.Corp Quest, Collective Game2009-09-19 6 
5944838Corp Quest 23Industrial espionage, new technology, plans.Corp Quest, Collective Game2009-09-21 6 
5948225Corp Quest 24Planning for the inevitable conflict with TradeStar. Brainstorming starship designs. Production plans.Corp Quest, Collective Game2009-09-21 6 
5967670Corp Quest 25Starship design is finalized, New Earth Missions are wiped out.Corp Quest, Collective Game2009-09-23 4 
5972530Corp Quest 26NME remnants are hunted. Ships built. Etc.Corp Quest, Collective Game2009-09-23 3 
5993961Corp Quest 27The final hour before the final battle.Corp Quest, Collective Game2009-09-25 5 
5996027Corp Quest 28Space battles ensue with meager forces.Corp Quest, Collective Game2009-09-25 5 
5998191Corp Quest 29Boarding actions, tough decisions and 6mil get awesomeness.Corp Quest, Collective Game2009-09-25 10 
6000238Corp quest 28Get aftermathCorp Quest, Collective Game2009-09-25 6 
December 2009
70325388-Bit Dystopia8-Bit games minus the heroes, plus extra grimdark, fused into a single setting. Almost shockingly epic.Setting, homebrew, /v/, vidya, Megaman, Sonic, Mario, TMNT, Metroid, corporations, cyberpunk2009-12-07 27 
70612118-bit Dystopia againMore writefaggotry and such for the 8-bit dystopia campaign concept.Setting, homebrew, /v/, vidya, Megaman, Sonic, Mario, TMNT, Metroid, corporations, cyberpunk2009-12-10 16 
70789298-Bit Dystopia, Part IIIEven more writefaggotry for /tg/'s videogame themed dystopia. Featuring full summaries, Vectorman, and the Warriors of Light.Setting, homebrew, /v/, vidya, Megaman, Sonic, Mario, TMNT, Metroid, corporations, cyberpunk, writefaggotry2009-12-10 14 
71608628-Bit Dystopia - Crunchy editionAn attempt to give the setting some dedicated rules descends into rampant fluff writing as usual. The history of the now forsaken Lylat system is mapped out, and Mobius is touched upon. Oh, and there may have been some talk about skills, classes and a D12 system. Setting, homebrew, /v/, vidya, Megaman, Sonic, Mario, Starfox, Samus, corporations, cyberpunk2009-12-17 8 
May 2010
9922001Megacorp Space ExplorationQuest/TG/ gets its own megacorp that explores the reaches of interstellar space. We also have Apeture Science as our R&D department! Yaah Portals!Megacorp, Quest, Space, Science, Win, Portals2010-05-20 25 
9930522Megacorp Quest 2Buildan, exploran, portalan all over the place. Found a nice new mineral that burns forever when you feed it oxygen. Gonna use it to blow stuff up.Megacorp, Quest, Space, Science, Win, Portals2010-05-20 24 
10073577Megacorp Quest 3So we pulled Morgan off of Planet and got him home safely. Suck it, Zakharov. Also, numbers. A shitload of numbers.Megacorp, Quest, Space, Science, Win, Portals2010-05-27 23 
June 2010
10232125Megacorp Quest 3Research into Umbra complete, mindfukery ensues. Colonies established and reinforced, we also now have Lady Deirdre Skye joins our research team, so take it Hive, you bunch of communists you. Megacorp, Quest, Space, Science, Win, Portals2010-06-03 20 
10238033Megacorp quest 4Continuation of 3. Suddenly, pirates. We get to building us some nice warships to deal with them, courtesy of the collective Earth super powers. If all goes well we'll get paid and get to keep them. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-06-03 21 
10391339Megacorp quest 5Starts off slow with some research and new discoveries, ends with FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-Everyone else is trying to kill us. When suddenly, we're rescued by the most unlikely like of heroes. Nerds. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-06-10 20 
10394744Megacorp quest 6Zorg, MNU, and ourselves all feel the cold, hard strap on of the UN and their draconian space travel restrictions. We also complete our first payment to STFU, no doubt one of many more to come. Oh, and Avatar happens.Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-06-10 20 
10539361Meagcorp quest 7We resolve the Avatar issue, though the intervention of Pentex isn't exactly welcome. RDA is slowly drying up, while we set up a new colony, we further our research a bit, and Zahkarov shows up out of nowhere. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-06-17 15 
10542296Megacorp quest 8After dealing with dissident scientists and trolling pentex a little, as well as stealing a bunch of tech from Tyrell corp we continue the new, sexier, streamline Megacorp quest in earnest. RDA is tanking, we're hacking and researching, Pentex is scheming, MNU is partying on down, and STFU is being a dick. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-06-17 17 
10695160Megacorp quest 9Thread tumbles along slowly, we only get through 3 years and talk about a bunch of different issues. Only things worth of note are RDA being liquidated, completing neural networks, and a new, mysterious rising megacorp. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-06-24 10 
10698641Megacorp quest 10 A slow thread, we only get through a few years. Biggest even is undoubtedly Pandora, and us Vs the UN+WY, as we were on the verge of interstellar war with Earth things were renegotiated, luckily. AI is now available to us, and a new business opportunity presents itself in Mars. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-06-24 11 
July 2010
10995841Megacorp quest 11Another slow thread, punctuated by terror on Mars, concern for Tau Ceti and its colony, and debates over the future of Ares; and Regent, well, he mad, he very mad. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-07-08 10 
10999342Meagcorp quest 1250 year anniversary, huray. We accidentally start a glorious socialist revolution, come comrade, join the unbreakable brotherhood of the New People, and stand proud in our deathless ideal of freedom and equality. Some AI shenanigans, as well as a few brilliant rolls. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-07-08 13 
11269599Megacorp quest 13 The New People are victorious at last, while the war on Mars drags ever one. A burst of useful research is completed as well. Strange anomalies also begin cropping up all over the place. Weird. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-07-22 14 
11273696Megacorp quest 14Cut short rather unfortunately. As the conflict in Ares fades the one in Sol seems to only intensify. There also seems to be a race of Aliens trying to kill each other. Right in our backyards as well, also, Alien happens. Damit Ripley.Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-07-22 16 
November 2010
12653918Not your ordinary corporate logo threadFrom military badges to discussions over corporate responsibilitylogo badge evil inc. corporation dystopia cyberpunk weyland ocp2010-11-04 15 
December 2011
17306195Robotnik Heavy Industries QuestIn which we are Dr. Ivo Robotnik, CEO of Robotnik Heavy Industries. We made a deal with Wily Corp, and had our surveyors attacked by the Mobian Rebels.collective game, Robotnik, megacorporations, megacorps2011-12-23 10 
17342328Robotnik Heavy Industries Quest pt 2In which we are Dr. Ivo Robotnik, CEO of Robotnik Heavy Industries. We try to reverse-engineer some Mushroom kingdom guns, trace thei origins to Vector, and spied a quarrel between Mario and Bowser.collective game, Robotnik, megacorporations, megacorps2011-12-27 6 
January 2012
17449318Megacorp Quest: A New BeginningIt's not the old one, but it might be just as good. We'll just have to see where our new found cocaine addiction leads us.Megacorp, corp, corporation, cocaine, XCOM, quest, collective game, Megacorp Quest2012-01-07 5 
May 2012
19018100Zerg Quest LXXXVThe Swarm decides that the UED's time has come. Violence ensuesCerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, An important message, Corporate resume-writing, Fauxbot fleet2012-05-08 6 
June 2012
19406363Parker & Johnson Inc.Adventurers join the business community, corporate shenanigans ensue. D&D, Corperation, Mimic door, Frank the Illithid, Original Content, Discussion2012-06-08 39 
October 2012
21308228Goddamn Roombas"Did we just get beat down by a Roomba?!"D&D, Living Greyhawk, Mordenkainen, chocolate golem, gelatine cube, Pelor, scorpions2012-10-27 21 
March 2013
23652450.//Hack Quest Vol. 1 Ronin Chapter 2Mifune and 1/2 venture into Delta/ Sacred Superior Venom Fang, and of course, fate would have them face off against danger...Collective game, Ken Smith, .hack, CC Corp Admin, Adept Rogue2013-03-13 16 
23672922.//Hack Quest Vol. 1 Ronin Chapter 3We remove sleep from Muramasa and bring emo goth reaper into the old dungeon on a second try. Guy isn't so bad after all.Collective game, Ken Smith, .hack, CC Corp Admin, Adept Rogue2013-03-14 17 
23744813.hack//QUEST Ronin Vol 1. chapter 4Kenichi parties up with some new friends and experiences an interesting server error.Collective Game, .//hack, Ken Smith, weeaboo, CC Corp Admin2013-03-18 17 
23795866.hack// Quest Volume 1 Ronin Chapter 5Seeing nothing inherently odd with Muramasa's texture as of now, Mifune carries on as it's nothing. The party continues on with the "Destroy the Buried Treasure!" Quest, slaying Ghost pirates!.hack, Collective Game, CC Corp Admin, Ken Smith, weeaboo, 2013-03-21 15 
June 2013
25717468You are an Asshole in the futureSome runners prefer stealth. some, seduction. others hacking. You, on the other hand prefer style which is why you just dropkicked a guy out a windowCollective Game, future asshole, you are a dick, net gain, shadowrun, corp, megacorp, 80s action movie, puns2013-06-30 39 
November 2013
28420531Scorpion Girl QuestA monster is born.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, blood, grammar2013-11-22 31 
28451789Scorpion Girl Quest 2Training begins. Raw meat is sampled. Mr. Clicks appears.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster, monster girl, alcoholism2013-11-24 24 
28475154Scorpion Girl Quest 3Hunzuu's first battle. The mystery of where a giant maggot came from. Mr. Clicks is a naughty scorpion.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster, monster girl, combat, loot2013-11-25 24 
28533185Scorpion Girl Quest 4Hunzuu makes her first public appearance. Ku-Aya shows her colors. The King is met.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster, monster girl, amnesia2013-11-28 24 
December 2013
28579466Scorpion Girl Quest 5The Footmen are assholes. Centaurs are assholes. Giant mole-taurs are assholes.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, alcoholism, scorpion, scorpgirl2013-12-01 27 
28660098Scorpion Girl Quest 6Relics are discovered. Hunzuu is very careful with a clay ball. A fancy man is very fancy.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, training, scorpion, scorpgirl2013-12-05 27 
28714238Scorpion Girl Quest 7Hunzuu negotiates an alliance with the Slingers. A joint night patrol threatens to end in violence before the festival.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, training, scorpion, scorpgirl2013-12-07 26 
28803562Scorpion Girl Quest 8A wicker man marries a wicker lady. A new monster shows itself.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl, lammasu2013-12-12 23 
28857017Scorpion Girl Quest 9War draws near. The priests make a new monster. Hunzuu goes shopping.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl, wemic2013-12-15 25 
28948596Scorpion Girl Quest 10The king isn't the king. Hunzuu gets help with her blood magic homework. An old friend is suddenly colorless.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2013-12-19 25 
29093889Scorpion Girl Quest 12The siege of Turtak begins. Hunzuu has the worst birthday ever.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2013-12-27 24 
29148592Scorpion Girl Quest 13Hunzuu goes deep into enemy territory. Sewer monsters are too spooky. Centaurs are tossed.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2013-12-30 23 
January 2014
29216340Scorpion Girl Quest 14Hunzuu attacks the front gates. Negotiations begin. Hunzuu learns an important name.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-01-02 22 
29278390Scorpion Girl Quest 15Hunzuu returns home after meeting a human centipede.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-01-04 20 
29536902Scorpion Girl Quest 17Hunzuu deals with kings and ghosts.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-01-16 21 
29630313Scorpion Girl Quest 18Hunzuu and Ninlil have a monsters' day out. The king comes to feast and gets more than he bargained for.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-01-20 20 
29777329Scorpion Girl Quest 19Hunzuu goes for a little rise and has some real talk with the real king.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-01-26 20 
February 2014
29948698Scorpion Girl Quest 20Hunzuu learns more blood magic and wonders what it means to be a good parent.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-02-02 20 
30045275Scorpion Girl Quest 21Hunzuu fends off a heartless giant and its talking heart.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-02-06 20 
30124774Scorpion Girl Quest 22Hunzuu learns why we can't have nice things.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-02-10 20 
30232212asteroid explorer 3We build more shit, we fight some aliens, we mine some crystal. asteroid, explorer, colony, Mincorp, Ostrich, Civ, pixel art, Pixel-art, 2014-02-14 4 
30354900Scorpion Girl Quest 23Hunzuu battles the giant blight demon and meets the goddess Ishtar.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-02-20 16 
March 2014
30658040Scorpion Girl Quest 24Hunzuu fights a giant wasp-girl. She also gets tossed. Straight-up tossed.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-03-06 15 
30781923Grow Corp Civ 1Plantpocalypse BeginsPost Apoc, Hivemind, Megacorp, Plants2014-03-12 6 
30820282Post Apoc Grow Corp Civ Quest Part 2We require more mineralsCollective game, apocalypse, civ quest, hivemind, Grow, Corp2014-03-14 5 
30873203Scorpion Girl Quest 25Hunzuu spends some quality time in the underworld.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-03-17 16 
30959451Post Apoc Grow Corp Civ 4/FinWe get attacked by bandits and die. No surprises there really.Collective game, apocalypse, civ quest, hivemind, Grow, Corp2014-03-22 1 
31084202Scorpion Girl Quest 26Hunzuu meets the hostage prince of Turtak and envoys from the distant city of Zagros.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-03-27 16 
April 2014
31225548Scorpion Girl Quest 27Hunzuu pulls her grand prank and causes chaos in Ligish. It's all right, though. She's on a mission from Ishtar.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-04-03 15 
31282115Scorpion Girl Quest 28Hunzuu goes treasure hunting and meets some snake-peopleCollective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-04-06 12 
31369193Scorpion Girl Quest 29Hunzuu battles with the Maggot King and then sheds her skin.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-04-10 18 
31430893Scorpion Girl Quest 30Hunzuu bonds with Crazy Blood Dad, then helps heal the king.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-04-13 15 
31522243Scorpion Girl Quest 31We see things from Nakurtum's point of view. Hunzuu delivers a message she's been meaning to deliver for a while.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-04-17 13 
31666442Scorpion Girl Quest 32Ninlil is laid to rest, and those left behind tell stories to comfort each other.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-04-24 14 
31736391Scorpion Girl Quest 33Hunzuu and Soul-of-Lightning begin their quest for revenge.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-04-27 14 
May 2014
31828541Scorpion Girl Quest 34Hunzuu meets a band of naga and then confronts Ku-Aya.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl, lamia, naga2014-05-01 14 
31979066Scorpion Girl Quest 35Hunzuu brings a prisoner back to the pyramid and shares stories with the naga ambassadors.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-05-08 10 
31981363Scorpion Girl Quest 35 fixHunzuu brings a prisoner back to the pyramid and shares stories with the naga ambassadors. -now with proper archiving!Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-05-08 14 
32126782Scorpion Girl Quest 36Hunzuu brings the naga ambassadors to the king and meets Hillalum the scorpion-boy. Many blushes are had.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-05-15 20 
32202165Scorpion Girl Quest 37Hunzuu calls for aid from the Footmen and then goes hunting with Hillallum.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-05-19 13 
32267309Scorpion Girl Quest 38Hunzuu debates whether to make a new monster in time for next mission.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-05-22 13 
32422690Scorpion Girl Quest 39Hunzuu and Hillallum trade fighting lessons. There is a battle in the mountain pass.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-05-29 17 
June 2014
32573616Scorpion Girl Quest 40Hunzuu meets the naga king.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-06-05 14 
32717816Scorpion Girl Quest 41The history of the world, my sweet, is who gets eaten and who gets to eat.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-06-12 11 
32863619Scorpion Girl Quest 42The long-awaited battle for revengeCollective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-06-19 11 
32906303Kill la Kill "Corporate" Espionage Quest 2We touch base with our contact Mikisugi Aikurou, get black-bagged,and join the Photography Club.Collective Game, "Corporate" Espionage Quest2014-06-21 2 
32965596Kill la Kill "Corporate" Espionage Quest 3Enter the Shuterbugs, the Honnouji Academy Photography Club, who also run the newspaper. Heinrich's first assignment as new guy? Cover Ryuko's first fight.Collective Game, "Corporate" Espionage Quest2014-06-24 2 
July 2014
33149953Scorpion Girl Quest 43Hunzuu rescues two heroes, one of whom might be insane.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-07-03 11 
33294588Kill la Kill "Corporate" Espionage Quest 4In which Heinrich decides that he'll be friends with Ryuko, and gets badly wounded to prove it. But what about Mako...?Collective Game, Kill la Kill, "Corporate" Espionage Quest2014-07-10 1 
33296888Scorpion Girl Quest 44Hunzuu finishes dealing with the naga, and assesses the damage to her city.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-07-10 12 
33346160Kill la Kill "Corporate" Espionage Quest 5Heinrich tracks down Mako's kidnappers to an abandoned warehouse. Fists fly, and things seem grim, before he awakens a strange new power...Collective Game, Kill la Kill, "Corporate" Espionage Quest2014-07-12 1 
33391088Kill la Kill "Corporate" Espionage Quest 6When Gamagoori decides that Heinrich needs punishing, he's forced to go through No-Late Day the hard way! All aboard the Ruse Cruise! But who's the one being rused...?Collective Game, Kill la Kill, "Corporate" Espionage Quest2014-07-14 1 
33413180Kill la Kill "Corporate" Espionage Quest 7Heinrich intervenes when a strange man attacks Ryuko and Mako, bearing weapons similar to his own. He confronts Mikisugi, who reveals his employer as Nudist Beach-and Heinrich's own family legacy of Nudists.Collective Game, Kill la Kill, "Corporate" Espionage Quest2014-07-15 3 
33429510Kill la Kill Espionage Quest 8Enter Kristopher Kristoph, Nudist Beach top field agent, and his mission to retrieve Rose Cumberbatch, a scientist on the verge of creating a Life Fiber-empowering serum completely accidentally.Collective Game, Kill la Kill, "Corporate" Espionage Quest2014-07-16 2 
33480746Kill la Kill Espionage Quest 9Kinagase Tsumugu is routed thanks to some clever teamwork from Ryuko and Heinrich, a Two-Star is put down before they can even fight back, and Houka Inumuta takes personal interest in our transfer student.Collective Game, Kill la Kill, "Corporate" Espionage Quest2014-07-18 1 
33610508Scorpion Girl Quest 45Hunzuu negotiates for the release of Iltani, gives Jaya relationship advice, and prepares to take the fight to the enemy.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-07-24 10 
September 2014
34680876Scorpion Girl Quest 46Hunzuu learns what happened while she was gone. Iltani is sad, but then there are kittens.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-09-07 11 
34868529Scorpion Girl Quest 47Hunzuu attempts to write a love letter and meets the new lizard-girlCollective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-09-15 13 
35026983Scorpion Girl Quest 48Hunzuu chooses where to look next. SHe also gives rides to children, because of course she does.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-09-22 10 
October 2014
35302385Kill la Kill: Espionage Quest/CYOA 10Heinrich meets Satsuki face-to-face, is cornered by Inumuta regarding the battle, and confronted by another transfer student looking for an ally...Collective Game, Corporate Espionage Quest2014-10-05 1 
35478217Scorpion Girl Quest 49Hunzuu goes back to Turtak.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-10-13 11 
35732757Scorpion Girl Quest 50Hunzuu carefully deals with Nur-Sin and has some real talk with Iltani. Unrequited love is a bitch.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-10-25 10 
November 2014
36062501Red Scorpions Child CareHave you ever wondered how Space Marines would raise newborn initiates? Neither have I, but here it is anyway.Warhammer 40000, Space Marines, Red Scorpions, Funny2014-11-11 17 
December 2014
36882809DBZ Human Quest #15After recovering in the hospital, Goku and Kaguya set course for Namek, and their training begins with a match that makes it clear who's the strongest of the twoCollective Game, Quest, DBZ, Human, Dragonball, Bulma, Chi Chi, Roshi, Goku, Chiaotzu, Korin, Tien, Yamcha, Krillin, Gohan, Goku, Frieza, Vegeta, Namek, Kaio-Ken, King, Kai, Capsule Corp2014-12-21 14 
36990700Scorpion Girl Quest 51I don't even follow this quest, I'm just archiving it because sup/tg/ temporarily died forever. A girl wot has monster legs does things.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-12-28 10 
January 2015
37359196DBZ Human Quest #34A friendly game of Tag is cut short as a group of planet pirates plant the seeds of destructionCollective Game, Quest, DBZ, Dragonball, Human, tree, Gohan, Goku, Nappa, King, Kai, Turles, Saiyan, of, might, Crusher, Corps, Earth2015-01-14 12 
February 2015
37935956DBZ Human Quest #59Kaguya talks to his parents, tries to patch things up with Vegeta, and begins training under Mr. Satan himselfCollective Game, Quest, DBZ, Human, Dragonball, Saiyan, Vegeta, Nappa, Bulma, Yamcha, Doctor, Brief, Satan, Goku, Gohan, Capsule, Corp, Caroni, Parozhki2015-02-09 12 
March 2015
38725140Scorpion Girl Quest 52Hunzuu faces off against Pazuzu with the fate of the world in the balance.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2015-03-16 11 
August 2015
42099779Post Apoc Robotic Megacorp Civ Quest Part 1We begin, as we always do, with a bang and a battle, emerging victorious to build anew.Collective Game, Mutants, Civ Quest, Hivemind, Robot, Megacorp2015-08-27 1 
42175357Post Apoc Robotic Megacorp Civ Quest Part 2Today, we survived.Collective Game, Mutants, Civ Quest, Hivemind, Robot, Megacorp2015-08-31 1 
September 2015
42241590Post Apoc Robotic Megacorp Civ Quest Part 3 FINThis is the story of Marty, the constructor. Who dreamed a better dream for all, and gave the very best anyone could have asked, and did more than anyone could have ever hoped for. He will never be forgotten. Thank you Marty.Collective Game, Mutants, Civ Quest, Hivemind, Robot, Megacorp, Victory, Marty2015-09-03 1 
May 2016
80902Mercenary Quest V2A scorpiongirl mercenary in Soviet Russia during WW2 where everyone is monstergirls. We befriend a hellhound after breaking her arms.Collective Game, Mercenary, Soviet Russia, WW2, World War 2, Monstergirl, Monstergirls, Scorpiongirl, Scorpiongirls, Mercenary Quest2016-05-15 2 
111214Mercenary Quest V2 Part 2We informally adopt an elf child, and discover that a job was a trap for a blood-crazed centaur.Collective Game, Mercenary, Soviet Russia, WW2, World War 2, Monstergirl, Monstergirls, Scorpiongirl, Scorpiongirls, Mercenary Quest2016-05-19 1 
133463Mercenary Quest V2 Part 3We enter the town hall and head off to a train to protect rockets bound for Tskov.Collective Game, Mercenary, Soviet Russia, WW2, World War 2, Monstergirl, Monstergirls, Scorpiongirl, Scorpiongirls, Mercenary Quest2016-05-27 1 
151647Mercenary Quest V2 Part 4We team up with a minotaur, and attempt to assassinate an Ushi-Oni.Collective Game, Mercenary, Soviet Russia, WW2, World War 2, Monstergirl, Monstergirls, Scorpiongirl, Scorpiongirls, Mercenary Quest2016-05-28 1 
166454Mercenary Quest V2 Part 5We attempt to run and fight several Russian soldiers under a corrupt Spidergirl Major and are getting forced to join the Secret Police.Collective Game, Mercenary, Soviet Russia, WW2, World War 2, Monstergirl, Monstergirls, Scorpiongirl, Scorpiongirls, Mercenary Quest2016-05-29 2 
November 2016
49998254Cyberpunk Plot Hooks/tg/ creates plot hooks for cyberpunk games.worldbuilding, plot hooks, cyberpunk, AI, megacorps,2016-11-01 5 
July 2017
1624643Hyperion-1314 factions hotly contest a planet rich with material vital to construction of fusion drives. Corporate espionage ensues. hyperion, 131, infiltration, espionage, council, space, francium, corporate2017-07-10 2 
August 2017
1809362 Abhuman Quest: Issue #1In our first thread we meet our protag, and escape the facility that held him.Abhuman Quest, SleepyQM, Abhuman, Child Soldier, Bio-Powers, Mega Corps, Mercenaries2017-08-30 10 
June 2018
60492600Setting Worldbuilding "Moth Balls"Crazy mishmash of postapo, bio and cyberpunk, eldritch horrors, kaiju making a unique setting began in:archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/60471109settingbuilding, worldbuilding, post-apocalyptic, fantasy, grimdark, tax_holiday, moth_balls, megacorps2018-06-27 5 
60529899Moth Balls The ThirdFunny/Disturbing Write-faggotry is deployed and some of Moth Balls' more bestial inhabitants are described.settingbuilding, worldbuilding, post-apocalyptic, fantasy, grimdark, tax holiday, moth balls, megacorps2018-06-30 5 
July 2018
60587793Moth Balls The FourthNations other than the US get a little screen time, the nature of the Mega-cities is discussed and the Cyber is put in Cyberpunksettingbuilding, worldbuilding, post-apocalyptic, fantasy, grimdark, tax holiday, moth balls, megacorps2018-07-03 4 
60647720Moth Balls the FithMore Beasties. More Writefaggotry. More Moth Balls. At least, until the thread is ended prematurely and shoved to /qst/settingbuilding, worldbuilding, post-apocalyptic, fantasy, grimdark, tax holiday, moth balls, megacorps2018-07-06 2 
60784267Moth Balls The SixthThe Church and the Powers get more detail, we meet some more nasty beasties, including some Kaiju and more general miscellanea is described.settingbuilding, worldbuilding, post-apocalyptic, fantasy, grimdark, tax holiday, moth balls, megacorps2018-07-18 3 
August 2018
61049391Moth Balls The EightIn which there are a series of long, in-character, religious arguments and a certain amount of dickwavery. Seventh thread died far too youngsettingbuilding, worldbuilding, post-apocalyptic, fantasy, grimdark, tax holiday, moth balls, megacorps2018-08-02 2 
61535005Swords of Avalon Starting with a "Lets make a mecha setting" prompt, /tg/ goes Arthurian in space.Mecha, Knightly, Good Guy Megacorps, Setting, Arthurian2018-08-22 10 
61597280Swords of Avalon 2Continued work on a Mecha Knight settingMecha, Knightly, Good Guy Megacorps, Setting, Arthurian, Dragons2018-08-28 5 
September 2018
61680425Swords of Avalon 3More building of a mecha focused TG homebrewsetting Mecha, Knightly, Good Guy Megacorps, Setting, Arthurian, Dragons2018-09-05 2 
61802014Swords of Avalon 4Continued discussion of a TG homebrew setting, now with space norsesetting Mecha, Knightly, Good Guy Megacorps, Setting, Arthurian, Dragons2018-09-10 2 
61906865Swords of Avalon 5Continued work on tg homebrew mecha settingMecha, Knightly, Good Guy Megacorps, Setting, Arthurian, Dragons2018-09-14 2 
October 2018
62177905Swords of Avalon 8Continued work on a homebrew Mecha Knight setting. Lore deepens with many new charactersMecha, Knightly, Good Guy Megacorps, Setting, Arthurian, Dragons2018-10-08 3 
62336286Swords of Avalon #10Continued work on SoA Lombard-RT War EditionMecha, Knightly, Good Guy Megacorps, Setting, Arthurian, Dragons2018-10-09 1 
62262342Swords of Avalon #9ByZant EditionMecha, Knightly, Good Guy Megacorps, Setting, Arthurian, Dragons. ByZant2018-10-10 0 
62423910Swords of Avalon #12More work/details on the setting continuesMecha, Knightly, Good Guy Megacorps, Setting, Arthurian, Dragons2018-10-15 0 
April 2019
3416334Exquisite Corpse Quest 1The return of Kestrel, Kudzu-Crowned, Lower-Lord, Him.Exquisite Corpse, multiple QM, weekly, Bonesinger2019-04-14 3 
3433964Exquisite Corpse Quest 2Slimes underground don't get very farExquisite Corpse, multiple QM, weekly, Bonesinger2019-04-27 1 
July 2019
67202225combination monster bestiary /tg/ designs weapons for when wizards with owlbear-tier magics capable of combining animals to create new monsters fight a biotech war.monsters, worldbuilding, owlbears, chimera, body horror, umbrella corporation, wizards, no sense of right and wrong,2019-07-13 7 
February 2020
4099115Corporate Cyber-Samurai Quest #1Kentaro gets a promotionCollective Game, Cyberpunk, Corporate Cyber-Samurai Quest2020-02-29 7 
March 2020
4117291Corporate Cyber-Samurai Quest #2Kentaro hires a netrunner guideCollective Game, Cyberpunk, Corporate Cyber-Samurai Quest2020-03-17 1 
4143080Corporate Cyber-Samurai Quest #3Kentaro gets told by Kyune to join her rival's camp.Collective Game, Cyberpunk, Corporate Cyber-Samurai Quest2020-03-30 0 
April 2020
4167114Corporate Cyber-Samurai Quest #4Kentaro commits to helping Akira with her addictionCollective Game, Cyberpunk, Corporate Cyber-Samurai Quest2020-04-13 0 
4161182CorpRP - Thread#1is da CorpRPCorpRP , NRP , Propper Descritption2020-04-15 2 
4196574CorpRp - Thread#2Corporate Roleplay part 2CorpRP , NRP , Propper Descritption2020-04-28 2 
4193893Corporate Cyber-Samurai Quest #5Kentaro discovers an experimental enforcer training program while Yoji raids an Ishii stockpile.Collective Game, Cyberpunk, Corporate Cyber-Samurai Quest2020-04-28 0 
May 2020
4224373Corporate Cyber-Samurai Quest #6Kentaro gets infected with a virus again. This time he isn't so lucky.Collective Game, Cyberpunk, Corporate Cyber-Samurai Quest2020-05-18 0 
4249454CorpRp - Thread#3Final CorpRP threadCorpRP , NRP , Propper Descritption2020-05-25 2 
June 2020
4266087Cyberpunk Princess Quest #1We get to know our new POV character, KaguyaCollective Game, Cyberpunk, Corporate Cyber-Samurai Quest2020-06-14 3 
July 2020
4307743Cyberpunk Princess Quest #2Kaguya takes an excursion into cyberspace before learning about Hosoda-san's addiction.Collective Game, Cyberpunk, Corporate Cyber-Samurai Quest2020-07-11 0 
August 2020
4357445Cyberpunk Princess Quest #3Kaguya takes an excursion into the upper-middle class part of Noir.Collective Game, Cyberpunk, Corporate Cyber-Samurai Quest2020-08-12 0 
4406708Cyberpunk Princess Quest #4Kyune fights her duel with her Father and Kaguya answers for the crime of going outside.Collective Game, Cyberpunk, Corporate Cyber-Samurai Quest2020-08-27 0 
October 2020
4443474Cyberpunk Princess Quest #5Kaguya meets her mother, meets her other mother, then maybe gets a Handmaid killed.Collective Game, Cyberpunk, Corporate Cyber-Samurai Quest2020-10-09 1 
November 2020
4501672Cyberpunk Princess Quest #6Kaguya hires a nightrunnerCollective Game, Cyberpunk, Corporate Cyber-Samurai Quest2020-11-19 0 
December 2020
4548553Cyberpunk Princess Quest #7Kaguya switches from archery to firearms, and finally gets her gothloli dress.Collective Game, Cyberpunk, Corporate Cyber-Samurai Quest2020-12-26 0 
January 2021
4585545Cyberpunk Princess Quest #7Kaguya learns of an upcoming social visit and Judas hacks into the Muramoto Corporation system.Collective Game, Cyberpunk, Corporate Cyber-Samurai Quest2021-01-31 0 
March 2021
4640730Cyberpunk Princess Quest #8Kaguya meets a charming Ishii prince and spoiled princess.Collective Game, Cyberpunk, Corporate Cyber-Samurai Quest2021-03-12 0 
April 2021
4711588MANAGER, HELP! Another Facility Management QuestYou are the Overseer. You must make PRODUCT. You also may have nuked yourself on the first shift. Overseer, Manager, Collective Game, Facility Management, Anomaly, Lobotomy Corporation, SS132021-04-23 15 
4721293 Cyberpunk Princess Quest #10Kaguya plays the part of a good hostess, spills tea on her guest, then the QM gets infected with the flake virus.Collective Game, Cyberpunk, Corporate Cyber-Samurai Quest2021-04-28 0 
June 2021
4813203MANAGER, HELP! Thread #2In which video kills the radio star, our minions kick a fat lunatic to death, and the Overseer confronts Ben on his behavior.Overseer, Manager, Collective Game, Facility Management, Anomaly, Lobotomy Corporation, Alphabet Soup2021-06-12 8 
4844864 Cyberpunk Princess Quest #11Kaguya witnesses a duel between Kuro-kun and Kyune Onee-chan before lying to Winslet-san.Collective Game, Cyberpunk, Corporate Cyber-Samurai Quest2021-06-20 0 
July 2021
4913374Cyberpunk Princess Quest #12QM loses motivation and flakes.Collective Game, Cyberpunk, Corporate Cyber-Samurai Quest2021-07-25 0 
4885508MANAGER, HELP! Thread #3In which a bright and dark cityscape is witnessed, then an old madman is haggled with, as the QM cannot post and thread is sparse.Overseer, Manager, Collective Game, Facility Management, Anomaly, Lobotomy Corporation, Alphabet Soup2021-07-29 7 
September 2021
4957209HELP WANTED! Yet Another Facility Management QuestYou're an amnesiac administrator tasked with running one of P-Company's latest facilities. Only coffee is keeping you sane.Administrator, Collective Game, Lobotomy Corporation, Fan Quest, Please don't sue me HeartQM, Coffee Addiction 2021-09-21 25 
November 2021
4992519MANAGER, HELP! Thread #4In which the Admin kicks a bitch in the $%&!, disarms a bomb, eats an arm, and has a very nice day.Overseer, Manager, Collective Game, Facility Management, Anomaly, Lobotomy Corporation, Alphabet Soup2021-11-05 5 
5023776HELP WANTED! Yet Another Facility Management Quest #2.1Crossover with a better quest, autistic amounts of catalogs, and some new horrible anomalies. what more could you ask for?Administrator, Collective Game, Lobotomy Corporation, Fan Quest, guess who the lesbians are, Coffee Addiction2021-11-28 14 
January 2022
5077149HELP WANTED! Yet Another Facility Management Quest #3Another floor to manage, some dicking about, and a perspective shift to a certain charming EFT agent.Administrator, Collective Game, Lobotomy Corporation, Fan Quest, QM gets the coof and nearly dies, Coffee Addiction, the wild ride begins2022-01-16 10 
5089129MANAGER, HELP! Thread #5In which one hour is completed, an epiphany is engaged, and thread is sparse.Overseer, Manager, Collective Game, Facility Management, Anomaly, Lobotomy Corporation, Alphabet Soup2022-01-21 5 
March 2022
5130116HELP WANTED! Yet Another Facility Management Quest #4After spending a moment in the shoes of Gamma, your next shift was spent dealing with one anomaly and beating the shit outta another.Administrator, Collective Game, Lobotomy Corporation, Fan Quest, Coffee Addiction, the QM will try to update faster please trust him2022-03-05 10 
April 2022
5191644MANAGER, HELP! Another Facility Management Quest #6Puzzles are shown, a poker game finishes, the thread is sparseOverseer, Manager, Collective Game, Facility Management, Anomaly, Lobotomy Corporation, Alphabet Soup2022-04-25 5 
5196847HELP WANTED! Yet Another Facility Management Quest #5 An American soldier is finally put to rest, cowboys prepare to invade, and C-0RA finally took her meds.Administrator, Collective Game, Lobotomy Corporation, Fan Quest, Coffee Addiction, Emily is a good robot2022-04-26 7 
July 2022
5270271The Fruit of Knowledge - A Lobotomy Corporation Oneshot A Lobotomy Corp Oneshot from the perspective of a veteran Agent.Lobotomy Corporation, Collective Game, Agent, Hod, Qliphoth, L-Corp, Training Team Captain2022-07-07 5 
September 2022
85845122>would you like to upgrade your roll to a Nat20â„¢ for $1.99?/tg/ pontificates on the games-as-services hellscape that WotC plans to implement in the near future.dndone, 6E, WotC, corporate bootlickers, dndrones2022-09-02 3 
December 2022
5433671HELP WANTED! Yet Another Facility Management Quest #6After almost half a year of silence, you go back to being the Administrator to put down some fucking cowboys.Administrator, Collective Game, Lobotomy Corporation, Fan Quest, Coffee Addiction, no more long hiatuses without due notice2022-12-02 6 
January 2023
5493112HELP WANTED! Yet Another Facility Management Quest #7A jobbed fight, a bizarre dream, two temporary anomalies to wrangle, and the Eye staring down at you. You're shocked you haven't gone mad.Administrator, Collective Game, Lobotomy Corporation, Fan Quest, Coffee Addiction, I actually fear my players when they shitpost2023-01-15 5 
February 2023
5533728 HELP WANTED! Yet Another Facility Management Quest #8A child finally leaves the nest, time itself crashes down upon the facility, and an AI has to wrangle the facility after the fact.Administrator, Collective Game, Lobotomy Corporation, Fan Quest, Coffee Addiction, people kinda forget Spamton isn't a funny haha man2023-02-21 6 
April 2023
5588130NOW HIRING: Still Another Facility Management Quest You are the MANAGER. You must make PRODUCT. In the remote facility with an ocean view, a guy transforms into a giant stone giraffe.Manager, Collective Game, Facility Management, Anomaly, Lobotomy Corporation, Alphabet Soup, Reboot2023-04-08 3 
May 2023
5645488Pay Your Taxess Quest - File 1All you remember is a distant light. To reach it, you'll have to claw through a mountain of corpses, monstrosities, and your fragmented past. Face the Fear.Project Moon, Lobotomy Corporation, Pay Your Taxes Quest, Life Is Cheap But Living's Expensive, The IRS Has Assassins2023-05-01 5 
5636870NOW HIRING: Still Another Facility Management Quest #2In a facility by the false ocean shores, the Manager showboats for a shrimp farm, we talk with Ed, and a centipede knight is captured. Manager, Collective Game, Facility Management, Anomaly, Lobotomy Corporation, Alphabet Soup, Reboot2023-05-27 3 
July 2023
5664737Horsequest #1You are a FUCKING MAJESTIC HORSE.Horsequest, BANEQM, Horse, Larry Corp, JERRY, HARRY, PERRY, LARRY, Drawquest2023-07-04 28 
August 2023
5703665Horsequest #2You are STILL a FUCKING MAJESTIC HORSE. The plot thickens as a rebellion makes its move!Horsequest, BANEQM, Horse, Larrycorp, JERRY, HARRY, PERRY, LARRY, Drawquest2023-08-17 17 
September 2023
5737416NOW HIRING #3: Still Another Facility Management Quest:A few works are done, a zipper is seen, nothing much else happens. a centipede knight is captured. Manager, Collective Game, Facility Management, Anomaly, Lobotomy Corporation, Alphabet Soup, Reboot2023-09-20 2 
June 2024
6008576Horsequest 3You are a FUCKING MAJESTIC— uh, HARRY.Horsequest, BANEQM, Ho,rse, Larrycorp, JERRY, HARRY PERRY, LARRY, Drawquest2024-06-18 0 
August 2024
6077358Orange Lantern QuestThe story is about Eliot Grayne as one of the newest Orange Lanterns in the entire universe. Ready to take what is rightfully his! DC, Superman, Metropolis, Orange Lantern Corp, S.T.A.R. Labs, Green Lantern Corp2024-08-16 0 
October 2024
6089875One Life #3Johan finds a dead body.Johan, Mimi the Mime, Noir Detectives, Mike, Criminals, Corpse, Fugue Amnesia, Carnival, Etheric Color Dynamics, The QM Without A Name2024-10-20 2 
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