I was vaguely aware of them, though their exact meaning eluded me.

Ritual: Create Fleshforged
After many long hours of work, you have pieced the corpse parts back together in some semblance of humanity. You instill the divine spark of life, returning the immortal soul to this golem-like engine.
Level: 10 Component Cost: 600 GP
Category: Restoration Market Price: 1000 gp
Time: 24 hours Key Skill: Heal (no check)
Duration: Instantaneous
This ritual behaves exactly the same as the Raise Dead ritual, with the following changes:
The component cost is always only 600 GP
The raised character must swap their most recently acquired feat with the Fleshforged Body feat
This ritual cannot be used on Fleshforged.

Fleshforged Body [Fleshforged]
Prerequisite: Living Humanoid Race
Benefit: You gain an additional 5 hit points per tier. You can no longer benefit from powers with the Healing keyword that do not also have the Necrotic keyword. You gain the power Memories of Life.
Special: You are considered undead for purposes of effects other than attacks that relate to undead. For instance, a Cleric cannot use Turn Undead on you. Because you are undead, you no longer need to sleep or breathe, but this does not render you immune to any effect.

Memories of Life Feat power
You pull your still-intact humanity to the forefront of your mind as you see an ally recover.
Encounter Healing, Necrotic
Immediate Reaction Personal
Trigger: An ally you can see spends a healing surge
Effect: You may spend a healing surge

>>4751600
Undead Restoration [Fleshforged]
Prerequisite: Fleshforged
Benefit: All of your powers that have the healing keyword also gain the necrotic keyword.

Necrotic Essence [Fleshforged]
Prerequisite: Fleshforged
Benefit: You gain resist 5 necrotic. This resistance increases to 10 at paragon level and 15 at epic level.

Speed of the Dead [Fleshforged]
Prerequisite: Fleshforged
Benefit: You gain a +1 feat bonus to opportunity attacks.

Patchwork Corpse [Fleshforged]
Prerequisite: Fleshforged
You gain a +1 feat bonus to saves against ongoing damage.

Necrotic Claws [Fleshforged]
Prerequisite: Fleshforged
Benefit: When you make an unarmed attack, you can use the necrotic claws, which is a weapon in the unarmed weapon group. This weapon has the off-hand weapon property, a reach of 1, and a +3 proficiency bonus, and the weapon damage die is 1d8. You must have a hand free to use your necrotic claws, even if you’re kicking, kneeing, elbowing, or head-butting a target.
The Enchant Magic Item ritual (Player’s Handbook, page 304) can be used to turn your necrotic claws into a magic weapon. For example, through that ritual, you could have +1 last word necrotic claws.

Undead Veins [Fleshforged][Paragon]
Prerequisite: Fleshforged
Benefit: You gain resist 10 poison and +5 to endurance checks. This resistance increases to 15 at epic level.

Undead Immutability [Fleshforged][Epic]
Prerequisite: Fleshforged, Undead Veins
Benefit: You gain immunity to poison and disease.

>>4751603
Ira Corporis, level 5
Half-Elf [Fleshforged], Barbarian
Build: Rageblood Barbarian
Feral Might: Rageblood Vigor

FINAL ABILITY SCORES
Str 19, Con 18, Dex 14, Int 10, Wis 12, Cha 15.

STARTING ABILITY SCORES
Str 18, Con 15, Dex 14, Int 10, Wis 12, Cha 13.


AC: 15 Fort: 18 Reflex: 15 Will: 14
HP: 62 Surges: 12 Surge Value: 15

TRAINED SKILLS
Intimidate +9, Athletics +11, Endurance +11

UNTRAINED SKILLS
Acrobatics +4, Arcana +2, Bluff +4, Diplomacy +6, Dungeoneering +3, Heal +3, History +2, Insight +5, Nature +3, Perception +3, Religion +2, Stealth +4, Streetwise +4, Thievery +4

FEATS
Level 1: Fleshforged Body [Fleshforged]
Level 2: Necrotic Essence [Fleshforged]
Level 4: Deadly Rage

POWERS
Barbarian at-will 1: Howling Strike
Barbarian at-will 1: Recuperating Strike
Barbarian encounter 1: Bloodletting
Barbarian daily 1: Rage Drake's Frenzy
Half-Elf: Cutting Words
Barbarian utility 2: Combat Sprint
Barbarian encounter 3: Hammer Fall
Barbarian daily 5: Silver Phoenix Rage

ITEMS
Adventurer's Kit, Vengeful Warhammer +1, Darkleaf Hide Armor +1, Dagger, Couters of Second Chances (heroic tier)

>>4751578
>The Wizard that did it

So YOU'RE the Wizard they're looking for then? Ira wants to fuck you up.

Are you ALSO responsible for Owlbears?

Lamia Corporis, level 5
Elf [Fleshforged], Wizard
Arcane Implement Mastery: Staff of Defense

FINAL ABILITY SCORES
Str 9, Con 10, Dex 13, Int 19, Wis 17, Cha 12.

STARTING ABILITY SCORES
Str 9, Con 10, Dex 11, Int 18, Wis 14, Cha 12.


AC: 16 Fort: 12 Reflex: 16 Will: 17
HP: 41 Surges: 6 Surge Value: 10

TRAINED SKILLS
Arcana +11, Insight +10, Nature +12, Religion +11

UNTRAINED SKILLS
Acrobatics +3, Bluff +3, Diplomacy +3, Dungeoneering +5, Endurance +2, Heal +5, History +6, Intimidate +3, Perception +7, Stealth +3, Streetwise +3, Thievery +3, Athletics +1

FEATS
Wizard: Ritual Caster
Level 1: Fleshforged Body [Fleshforged]
Level 2: Necrotic Essence [Fleshforged]
Level 4: Destructive Wizardry

POWERS
Wizard at-will 1: Magic Missile
Wizard at-will 1: Thunderwave
Wizard encounter 1: Force Orb
Wizard daily 1: Sleep
Wizard daily 1 Spellbook: Acid Arrow
Wizard utility 2: Arcane Insight
Wizard utility 2 Spellbook: Float
Wizard encounter 3: Color Spray
Wizard daily 5: Acid Mire
Wizard daily 5 Spellbook: Grasp of the Grave

ITEMS
Spellbook, Adventurer's Kit, Architect's Staff +1, Shimmering Cloth Armor (Basic Clothing) +1, Dagger, Shadowfell Gloves (heroic tier)

ATRA CORPORIS (Latin, Atra meaning dark(ness) and Corporis meaning (dead) body)., level 5
Human [Fleshforged], Rogue
Rogue Tactics: Artful Dodger

FINAL ABILITY SCORES
Str 14, Con 12, Dex 20, Int 15, Wis 12, Cha 12.

STARTING ABILITY SCORES
Str 14, Con 12, Dex 17, Int 15, Wis 12, Cha 11.


AC: 17 Fort: 15 Reflex: 20 Will: 14
HP: 49 Surges: 7 Surge Value: 12

TRAINED SKILLS
Insight +8, Stealth +12, Thievery +12, Perception +8, Dungeoneering +8, Bluff +8, Acrobatics +12

UNTRAINED SKILLS
Arcana +4, Diplomacy +3, Endurance +3, Heal +3, History +4, Intimidate +3, Nature +3, Religion +4, Streetwise +3, Athletics +4

FEATS
Human: Backstabber
Level 1: Fleshforged Body [Fleshforged]
Level 2: Necrotic Essence [Fleshforged]
Level 4: Distant Advantage

POWERS
Rogue at-will 1: Deft Strike
Rogue at-will 1: Sly Flourish
Rogue encounter 1: Dazing Strike
Rogue daily 1: Easy Target
Human: Probing Strike
Rogue utility 2: Fleeting Ghost
Rogue encounter 3: Setup Strike
Rogue daily 5: Flashy Riposte

ITEMS
Adventurer's Kit, Bloodcut Leather Armor +1, Poisoned Short sword +1, Sacrificial Dagger +2

Carmen Corporis, level 5
Human [Fleshforged], Bard
Bardic Virtue: Virtue of Valor

FINAL ABILITY SCORES
Str 16, Con 12, Dex 16, Int 15, Wis 10, Cha 21.

STARTING ABILITY SCORES
Str 16, Con 11, Dex 16, Int 15, Wis 10, Cha 18.


AC: 15 Fort: 16 Reflex: 17 Will: 19
HP: 49 Surges: 8 Surge Value: 12

TRAINED SKILLS
Insight +7, Arcana +11, Diplomacy +12, Intimidate +12, Bluff +12, Streetwise +14

UNTRAINED SKILLS
Acrobatics +6, Dungeoneering +5, Endurance +4, Heal +3, History +7, Nature +5, Perception +3, Religion +7, Stealth +6, Thievery +6, Athletics +6

FEATS
Bard: Ritual Caster
Human: Bardic Knowledge
Level 1: Fleshforged Body [Fleshforged]
Level 2: Necrotic Essence [Fleshforged]
Level 4: Necrotic Claws [Fleshforged]

POWERS
Bard at-will 1: Vicious Mockery
Bard at-will 1: Cutting Words
Bard encounter 1: Blunder
Bard daily 1: Slayer's Song
Human: Misdirected Mark
Bard utility 2: Song of Courage
Bard encounter 3: Dissonant Strain
Bard daily 5: Compulsion

ITEMS
Ritual Book, Adventurer's Kit, Mithral Chainmail +1, Gauntlets of Ogre Power (heroic tier), Dagger, Iron Armbands of Power (heroic tier)

are you seriously just dumping an entire thread worth of stuff that happened god knows how long ago?

>>4751660
It would appear that is the case, yes.

And there you have it, the Corporis Sisters. We never made Stats for Guy... but I might in the future. I imagine him to be a fighter, the group could use a Defender anyway.
But now I would like to present the piece of writing someone did for the Sisters, and I enjoy it quite a bit:

“Man, this shit is so boring.” Carmen complained as she stood outside staring at the sun. It was her new hobby. She loved when mortals looked up to see what she was looking at.
Morons.
“Why do we have to wait here in the middle of nowhere while Guy goes and gets food?! We don’t even eat!” she complained even louder.
“Oh, stop your bitching.” Ira said, slightly annoyed, as she polished her war hammer. “You’ve been complaining for an hour straight.”
“Now girls,” Lamia said as she poked her head out from the tent. “Play nice.” Lamia walked over to where Ira was sitting and sat down next to her, opening her spellbook.
“Aw, c’mon, Lamia.” Carmen said, switching her audience. “Why do we have to wait out here in the boondocks of the boondocks? I could have at least gone shopping for some better knives!” Ira turned her attention to Carmen.
“Do you even remember what happened last time we went into town?” Carmen stared at Ira’s face looking for a hint that the question was serious, and that Ira had forgotten herself and needed reminding. She didn’t.
“Well. . .” she started. “It’s not my fault my eye falls out sometimes. And that idiot in the bar didn’t have to scream so loud. . .”
“Yeah, well because of that, we’re getting punished. So deal with it.” Ira said with a hint of bitterness. She held her Hammer up in the air for a second, then went back to polishing it. Apparently unsatisfied with some part of it.
“Now c’mon” Lamia said calmly. “Guy isn’t punishing us. He’s simply taking precautions.”

>>4751660
To be fair, they where in 3.5 and he converted then to 4E.

>>4751686
“He’s punishing us.” said Ira. “Why else would he take leave us so far away from town, when there’s a forest close by?”
“You’re just looking too deeply into things.” said Lamia.
“You’re just too much of an optimist.” Ira replied.
“Either way” Carmen interrupted, “Punishment or not, it’s still as exciting as purgatory here. I’m so god damned bored, I’m going to become resurrected from boredom.”
“Why don’t you practice your instrument?” Suggested Lamia. “Maybe the music will lighten the mood.” Carmen grimaced and rolled her eyes at her.
“I already practiced this morning.” she said. “And I can only practice for so long. I need something else to do. Something that will pass the time.” Ira leaned back and looked at Carmen upside down with a grin on her face.
“You could always try going to sleep” she suggested. Lamia chuckled a little, and Carmen looked at Ira with a look of discontent.
“Fool me once. . .” Carmen said sarcastically.
“Damn,” said Ira, “I thought I could get you that 18th time.” Carmen rolled her eyes.
“You’re so mean.” Lamia laughed. Ira stuck out her tongue and went back to polishing her hammer. Carmen went back to looking at the sun. Lamia cracked open her book again. They were quiet like that for awhile. Finally, Carmen looked back towards her sisters.
“Hey, where’s Atra?” she asked. Lamia answered her without even looking up.
“She found a pond about 50 yards. . .” Lamia lifted an arm up to the sky and pointed in a direction, “. . . that way.”
“Again?” said Carmen. “You’d think that girl was a fish.”

>>4751686

Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck.

Original Author here. It's REALLY fucking weird to see someone else posting something I wrote for a change.

Kinda nice, though.

:3

>>4751701
“Maybe she is?” suggested Ira. “I’m still not sure where half of my body comes from. I swear to god one of my toes is a man’s toe.” Suddenly, they heard something moving in the grass behind them. Of course, being dead, they weren’t really worried about surprise attacks, so only Carmen turned her head to see what was coming. Atra stepped out of the grass, soaking wet. Carmen noticed that she didn’t even bother to try and dry herself out. Of course, she didn’t need to, but it’s only a natural impulse to try. They hadn’t been awake for that long, had they? Of course, this only made Carmen more curious.
“Atra! We were just talking about you.” Said Carmen. Atra looked at Carmen slightly surprised.
“You. . .were?” She said in her soft spoken voice. She didn’t seem to confident, despite her being a deadly assassin.
“Well, I was, anyways.” Carmen admitted. “What’s up with you and water?”
“Huh? What do you mean?” Atra asked, slightly confused.
“Well. . .” started Carmen.
“You’re always swimming.” Said Ira. She had turned away from her work. Apparently, she was also interested in the answer. “Whenever we stop somewhere, you always wind up in the nearest pond or lake or river. We were just wondering what’s up?” Lamia was also looking at Atra, waiting for an answer. Atra paused for a bit, looking at each of her sisters faces. She could see in their faces that they were both curious and worried about her. She hunched her shoulders in a shrug.
“I. . .can’t really explain it.” she said. “I just feel more comfortable when I’m submerged in water than when I’m on land.”
“Really?” asked Lamia.
“Well,” Atra said, “Actually, truth be told, it’s that I don’t feel right on land. I feel like I don’t belong on land for some reason. I don’t know why, but I just. . .nevermind, it’s nothing.” Atra started to walk to her tent.

>>4751718
“Really?” asked Lamia.
“Well,” Atra said, “Actually, truth be told, it’s that I don’t feel right on land. I feel like I don’t belong on land for some reason. I don’t know why, but I just. . .nevermind, it’s nothing.” Atra started to walk to her tent.
“Atra!” called Carmen. Atra paused, before turning around. Carmen just looked at her. “If you ever need someone to hug. . .or something. . .You’ve got us.”
“Well, you’ve got Lamia and I.” said Ira. “Personally, I wouldn’t trust Carmen as far as I could throw her.” Carmen looked back at Ira and extended her middle finger at her.
“You wanna start something?” Carmen said, extremely annoyed. Ira swung a leg over the rock she was sitting on to look straight at Carmen, and stuck out her tongue.
“Now girls. . .” Lamia started. Atra chuckled.
“Thanks you guys” she said. “I feel better when you guys are around.” Carmen looked back at Atra, and then turned away mumbling something.
“No problem.” She finally said.
Atra smiled, and walked into her tent.
“Are you blushing?” Ira said, with a hint of “I-told-you-so” in her voice.
“What? Don’t be stupid. I don’t have enough blood to. . .” Carmen started. She was interrupted by a scream. They all turned around, pulling out a weapon as they looked onward at Atra’s tent. Atra however, was crawling backwards out of the tent, a horrified expression on her face.
“Atra! What’s. . .” Lamia said.

>>4751728
“S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s” Atra stumbled over the word.
“What is it?!” Yelled Carmen.
“It’s a s-s-s-s-s-s-s”
“Out with it!” Yelled Ira.
“S-s-SPIDER!” screamed Atra, as she climbed to her feet and ran over to Carmen, holding her like a shield between her and her tent.
“Spider?” said Carmen.
“Spider?” said Ira.
“Spider?” said Lamia.
“Spider! Kill it Carmen!” said Atra. Carmen rolled her eyes.
“C’mon” said Carmen. “Aren’t you a little dead to be worried about a little old spider?”
“It’s huge!” Atra pleaded. Carmen sighed. Lamia and Ira had already gone back to their work.
“Fine” said Carmen. “I’ll go kill your itty bitty spider for you.” She walked over towards Atra’s tent.
“Huge spider.” said Atra.
“Yeah,” said Carmen, “I’ve heard that before. It always turns out to be some tiny little thing that you can never find, because they always run off. . .” Carmen’s voice was cut off as she stepped into the tent. Atra ran over next to Ira and ducked down behind the rock. A minute or two passed with complete silence before Carmen stepped back out into the sunlight, her mouth completely agape. Ira and Lamia both looked at each other, then back at Carmen.
“Carmen?” asked Lamia. “Are you. . .?”
Carmen only stuttered. “S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-“

>>4751738
”SPIDER!” shouted Carmen in Guy’s face.
“What?” He said. All four of the Corporis sisters where huddled around a rock. Even Ira was looking a little worried.
“Spider!” Said Carmen.
“Spider!” Said Lamia.
“Spider!” Said Atra.
“Spider?” Asked Guy.
“Spider!” Said Ira.
“Where?” Asked guy.
“In my tent! It’s huge!”
“Huge!”
“Huger than huge!”
“Oh, c’mon.” moaned Guy. “I can’t believe you guys.” He thought about it for a moment. “Well, okay, I can see it from Atra, easily. And Ira, it’s so against your personality, it becomes believable again, but you two!?” He said pointing at Lamia and Carmen.
“It’s bigger than you might think, Guy” said Lamia.
“Kill it already!” demanded Carmen. “You’re a man, do something!”
“Fine” groaned Guy. “If it’ll get you four to stop being such babies.” Carmen squinted at him, but he didn’t pay attention. Guy removed his bag and put it on the ground, then he started to take off his sword.
“Wait!” said Lamia, “You’ll regret that!” Guy paused and looked at her.
“Why?” he asked suspiciously.
“I already told you. It’s bigger than you might think.”

>>4751747
“She’s right” chimed in Ira. Guy looked into Ira’s face to see if she was joking. She wasn’t. He rolled his eyes and buckled his sword belt up again.
“Where is it again? Atra’s tent?”
“Yeah.”
Guy walked out from behind the rock and headed towards the camp.
“Good luck!” shouted Lamia.
“Go get him! Kill him dead!” shouted Ira.
“Be careful!” said Atra, although Guy almost didn’t hear her.
“If you don’t kill him, we’re having you for dinner tonight!” screamed Carmen.
“Carmen!” Lamia shouted.
“What?” She pleaded in her innocent voice.
Guy walked over to the tent. “I can’t believe them,” he thought. “All 4 of them? They’re already dead! What do they have to worry about? I’m the one who should be worried. I’m not immune to poison.” Guy flipped open the flap and walked inside and waited for his eyes to adjust to the light.
Before him, inside the tent, stood a large, hairy, six-foot tall monstrosity of a spider. It resembled a Wolf Spider, except it was larger, and all eight of it’s eyes were blood red. It’s eight deformed looking legs had what looked like small blades extending from the joints, kinda like Carmen had. It’s fangs barred, the spider’s fangs dripped a small drop of fluid onto the ground, which burned a hole straight into the ground. Guy starred with his jaw agape. The spider stared right back at him.
Guy put his palm into his face and shook his head. “Gods-damn it.” he muttered. “Gods. Damn. It.” he said aloud as he reached for his sword.

>>4751714
As I said, I greatly enjoyed it.

By the way, did we ever actually come up with a reason for Guy traveling with the Sisters?

>>4751766

It was a joke, sorta. Guy was supposed to be traveling around with them because Carmen kept threatening to "eat" him. Even though they didn't need to eat.

>>4751766

Oh, OP, while I'm here, the author of that story, and the guy who suggested that Ira looked more like a barbarian, are one in the same. Thought you should know.

>>4751830
I remember that part, but did we ever think about how they met?

>>4751882
Rather then a cleric! I thank you for starting the whole affair.

>>4751883

I was actually going to write fag that later, but due to life, I was delayed to the point where I couldn't get back into it.

The general story was that they were looking for a human "spokesperson" for the group cause 4 undead chicks would attract attention, and then Carmen winds up threatening him to join reluctantly.

>>4751935
This thread seams, at least to me, to be a perfect excuse to get Back to that for an evening.

>>4751964

Maybe. If I find it, I'll take a look at it. See if I can't get back into it.

>>4751999
If you can't find it, just start from scratch, and use their 4E stats.

>>4751999
DO IT FAGGOT!

...huh, I didn't figure anyone would ever get back to the girls. Weren't they threads archived?

>>4752096

They were. You have to know about them to find them, though.

>>4752167
Well I found the original:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1251338/

>>4751578
Carmen reminds me of a daemonette bard.

I have nothing to contribute, so, polite sage.

>>4752237
Oh wow... /tg/ really got shit done in those threads!

>>4751999
I'm reading the original threads now, and along with this one I say go for it.

>>4752396
we did.

>>4752547
"We" a lot of that was Touhoufag

>this thread
... I like it.

>>4752167
NOW EVERYONE KNOWS!

At least it's not that other all-female D&D party.

>>4753046
What?

WAIT A MINUTE!
BACK THE FUN BUS THE FUCK UP!

When the fuck did Guybrush fucking Threepwood become "OPTION GUY"??