>>5664737
>Whinny

>>5664737
>Kill

>>5664737
>graze

>>5664737
>Go for a run in the plains

>>5664737
>graze
I FUCKING LOVE GRASS HOLY SHIT

Its grazing season. Bitch

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>>5664739
You whinny. Free as you can be, you enjoy your own gleeful noises.

Your rowdiness has attracted JERRY. He looks displeased.
(New panels will be chosen based on popularity)

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>>5664743
>>5664749
>>5664752
It's stressful meeting new people. You remember what your mother told you since you were a little filly: Eat. You do so, ignoring JERRY.

>>5664754
Jerry is a punk bitch and he's interrupting our quality time. Look down on him like the runt little rat he is. And spit on him

Need to go shopping, will check back on this in a bit. Anything goes, try coming to a consensus instead of several different ideas.

>>5664754
>demand carrots

>>5664754
Slowly inch towards JERRY as we graze until we force him to move aside. Then repeat until JERRY becomes visibly agitated.

>>5664761
>>5664754
>no one wants to be annoying horse
Guess I'll swap to
>demand carrots
so we can still annoy JERRY, but in a different way.

>>5664754

Demand that Jerry bring to the local PETA headquarters, where you can assume command.

>>5664754
>demand carrots
Nicker for a carrots

>>5664754
>Demand carrots
THE CARROTS JERRY. WHERE ARE MY CARROTS?

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>>5664760
>>5664770
>>5664792
>>5664793
You have a sudden hankering for some CARROTS. Rich, juicy, cruncy, delectable orange colored vegetables. You decide to demand some CARROTS from JERRY. You figure he would either give you some or just get pissed off, which would be pretty funny, too.

JERRY does not fail to disappoint. He is visibly angry. He shouts some very vile things about your mother. Sounds like he harbors some prejudices against horses. He looks like he's going to get violent. What do you do?

>>5664795
>Bite the top of JERRY'S head

>>5664795
Take a horse combat stance, looks like we have to stomp a bitch here.

>>5664802

Backing this, assume HORSE stance, with bonuses to double-kick force but penalties to accuracy.

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>>5664802
>>5664806
You enter your HORSE stance. The H.O.R.S.E. combat system menu opens. JERRY stands, ready for a brawl.

H.O.R.S.E MENU
You have a HEALTHY EQUINE STATUS.
You have FOUR (4) HORSE POINTS.
What will you do?

TUTORIAL
There are two main components of the H.O.R.S.E. combat system:

A) The green heart is your EQUINE STATUS. It dictates how much health you have. There are three stages: HEALTHY, DEVIATING, and CRITICAL, indicated by the colors green, yellow, and red, respectively. Specific actions might require your EQUINE STATUS to be at either of the three stages.

B) You have a total of FOUR (4) HORSE POINTS. For each DRAW move you make, a HORSE POINT is depleted. You can regain HORSE POINTS by grazing, which you can do either by FLEEING, using an ITEM that replenishes HORSE POINTSE, or by using a DRAW move to do so. Certain special actions might require you to use TWO (2) HORSE POINTS at once.

The moves you have are:

A) DRAW - To act in battle, you must use a DRAW move. You will then be guided to a turn of GO-HORSE. You will have three cards and will be prompted to choose one of three from a face down deck to match one in your deck. The higher the value of the card, the more successful your action will be. If you get so unlucky that the card you draw matches none of your cards, you fail the draw. Your odds depend on how complex or impossible the task is. You can improve your odds if you have an item to do so.
(Example post: DRAW - Bite Jerry's head. Card 3/3)

B) ITEM - If you have an ITEM, you can use it. It requires no HORSE POINTS to do so.
(Example post: ITEM - The Horse Bible)

C) FLEE - You can leave a battle if you so choose, but your opponent might not let you. A game of HOOF, PAPER, WEEDWHACKER will then take place with your opponent. If you choose a winning move or draw, you can escape with varying success. If you lose, you will be sent back into battle and be unable to FLEE for a turn.
(Example post: FLEE - Hoof)

(Hopefully this isn't too complex. :) )

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>>5664845
You're too good for this board, OP. I kneel.
>DRAW - Double Kick JERRY'S stupid face

>>5664845
At last... a GOOD quest!
>>5664851
+1 to this. CONSENSUS!

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>>5664851
>>5664856
You pull up the DRAW menu. Which card will you choose? (1-3)

You have:
1. ACE OF SECRETARIATS
2. TWO OF SECRETARIATS
3. KING OF SECRETARIATS

(Thank you for the kind words :) )

>>5664845

You are giving LIFE to this BOARD, OP.

>DRAW - FEARSOME WHINNIE. You draw upon your noble lineage of legendary steeds, dating back to the ancient sands of distant Arabia, and emit an earsplitting whinnie of the ages at 200 decibels.

>>5664862
>1. ACE OF SECRETARIATS
Go big or go home!

>>5664862
No more HORSING AROUND, JERRY!
>DRAW ACE OF SECRETARIATS

(I'll go ahead and wait until the end of the hour for more responses, feeling a bit bad I missed the Fearsome Whinnie guy.)

>>5664862
>1. ACE OF SECRETARIATS

(Wait, wait, wait, you guys are supposed to pick a FACE DOWN CARD! The cards you can see are face up! :( )

>>5664876
This quest is too confusing. Dropped.
Nah alright let's go with CARD #1!

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>5664876
Average /qst/ user IQ: 47. Please understando.
I'll roll a 1d3 to determine card chosen.

>>5664862
3rd one

>>5664870

I demand satisfaction, OP. I move that our second attack is the FEARSOME WHINNIE (assuming JERRY lives that long)

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>5664862
The other anon had the right idea

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>>5664877
>>5664879
>>5664896
You choose card 1.
...

It's a KING OF SECRETARIATS!
Since you picked a matching card, your DRAW move:
>Double Kick JERRY'S stupid face
succeeds! Also, since you picked a higher leveled pair, your attack is twice as deadly!

You huff, readying yourself to attack. With a swift maneuver, you render a damaging DOUBLE KICK to JERRY! You manage to knock out a tooth with your blow. JERRY manages to maintain his stance, albeit now a bit shaky.

H.O.R.S.E MENU
You have a HEALTHY EQUINE STATUS.
You have THREE (3) HORSE POINTS.
Your turn is over. Get ready for JERRY'S turn!

>>5664905
holy shit you are such a real G

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>>5664905
Absolute unit. Horseqm draws the whole combat segment, unfathomably based.

>>5664905

Have I been thrown back in time to the golden age of /qst/? What a thrill1

We must dig in our hooves and brace for JERRY's counterattack!

>I sense there will be at least one glue pun in this thread.

>>5664905
very based, quality thread

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>>5664905
JERRY's energy spikes, something of an aura visible on his body. Suddenly, through a shitty transformation sequence, JERRY transforms into BARRY!

BARRY stares at you with his evil scarlet eyes. You're a little intimidated, but not really by BARRY'S physique. You lament the fact that his penis seems to be bigger than yours, as seen in panel 2! Yeah, that little square there? That's your dick. Deal with it.

STATUS EFFECT: INTIMIDATION
While INTIMIDATED, your odds while DRAWING are lower than normal.

H.O.R.S.E MENU
You have a HEALTHY EQUINE STATUS.
You have THREE (3) HORSE POINTS.
It is your turn. What will you do?

(Going to nap :) Discuss what move you should make!)

>>5664935
>Horse shoe toss!

>>5664935
>>5664938
+1 to this. Try to boomerang it around to his nards

>>5664938
>>5664941
>>5664935
Yes, a bigger dick is just a bigger target. Hit it with our mighty horse shoe boomerangs.

>>5664938
>>5664941
>>5664947

I'm the FEARSOME WHINNIE guy but I must bow in the face of this superior tactical acumen. Horseshoe toll into his balls with the speed of a Kentucky Derby winner.

>>5664935
>>5664938
>>5664941
Very nice. Supporting.

>>5664938
>>Horse shoe toss!
+1

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>>5664938
WE ARE A HORSE equipped with EXCEPTIONAL DEXTERITY and will EXPERTLY TARGET HIS TESTICLES with our MASTER-CRAFTED, AERODYNAMICALLY ENGINEERED horse shoes.

Do we have any eidolon at our disposal?

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>>5664935
>penis
The question is not whether you have seen those disturbing pictures on GELDING from the expanded article on wikipedia (do not look at these) but why does this horse have THREE FRONT LEGS???

Are we an AI HORSE?

For no reason, bare teeth in Flehmen response, pic related

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>>5664851
>>5664856
>>5664863
>>5664912
>>5664851
>>5664856
>>5664863
>>5664912
(Also I too would like to commend the QM on his amazing drawing skills!)

Support the horseshoe fling attack,
>>5664938
>>5664941
>>5664947
>>5664965
rear back a little just in case his outstretched hand here
>>5664935
is an attempt at a horse punch, see related animated gif

>>5664935
kick his balls
KICK HIS BALLS

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>>5664938
>>5664941
>>5664947
>>5664965
>>5664969
>>5665042
>>5665058
>>5665089
You pull up the DRAW menu. Which card will you choose? (1-3)

You have:
1. ACE OF SECRETARIATS
2. TWO OF COMANCHES
3. THREE OF HORSEHOOVES

(As a friendly reminder, you are meant to choose the FACE DOWN cards, so choose a number between 1-3. Thank you all again for the kind words. :) )

>>5665499
Here goes...
> Number 2!

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>5665499
Dice guide my choice

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>5665499
Dice, select my card.

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Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>5665499
Dicey diggity doo

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>5665499
dice+1d3
ROLLAN

>>5665499
Breaking the stalemate here so we can go on.
>Pick Card #1

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>>5665570
>>5665663
>>5665758
You choose card 1.
...

HORS-ENSATIONAL! It's an ACE OF SECRETARIATS!
Since you picked a matching card, your DRAW move:
>Horse shoe toss!
succeeds! Also, since you picked the highest card possible, your attack is four times as deadly!

>>5665088
>>5665058
You bare your teeth in Flehman response to BARRY. You're not afraid of this bitch. You stoop down to take off your MASTER-CRAFTED, AERODYNAMICALLY ENGINEERED, MAGNAMONIOUS HORSE SLIPPERS and fling it with the force of ten thousand cavalries. It glides through the air like butter, boomeranging around BARRY'S shaft, knocking his balls like that one kid in fifth grade dodgeball. Yeah, fuck you Marcus. You cheating fuck.

BARRY cannot handle the sheer amount of testicular pain and succumbs to his injuries. He falls to the floor, humiliated, and transforms back into JERRY. JERRY is DEAD.

YOU WON!
Your HORSE POINTS have been replenished. GOOD HORSE!

H.O.R.S.E MENU
You have a HEALTHY EQUINE STATUS.
You have FOUR (4) HORSE POINTS.

>>5665803
Go find Jerry's mom to tell her the bad news and to comfort her in these trying times.

...with our horsecock.

>>5665803
MY DAY
>Prance toward Jerry dead body and search what he have.

>>5665803
Check the H.O.R.S.E Menu to see if we've gained any Horse EXP for defeating JERRY.

>>5665803
>Get our lucky horse shoe back
what the fuck is this quest lmao

>>5665803
Recover our shoe, then prance around.

>>5665803
>DEVOUR THE FLESH OF THE FALLEN (WOE TO THE VANQUISHED)

>>5665803
>sniff around Jerry for any cool items such as carrots or oats
He was a fag but love of oats and carrots is universal.

>>5665862

Backing this, check his pockets and bodily cavities for any loot

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>>5665803
(wow, this gif is so incredible!!)

Attempt to sprout some additional forelegs, transform into Sleipnir, Odin's magical eight-legged SPIDER HORSE

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>>5665890
>>5665813
>>5665831
>>5665838
>>5665851
Also, permit a brief self-congratulatory nostril flaring of triumph
(inquisitively and surreptitiously investigate surroundings for scent of mare estrus)

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>>5665814
>>5665831
>>5665838
>>5665896
You recover your shoe, adjacent to JERRY'S corpse. You can't help but prance around a little bit, accidentally smushing JERRY'S head into a pulp. Whatever. You snort triumphantly.

>>5665815
Your H.O.R.S.E. MENU closes once you've finished a battle! You may not open it until you enter a new battle.

>>5665862
>>5665877
You search JERRY'S body for anything of value. All you find is a BLUE IPHONE 5C. They still make these things? Damn.

>>5665902
Check Jerry's info on his phone.
He may have friends that will hunt us for revenge.

>>5665902
>>5665905
+1 to this. Check his contacts!

>>5665905
>>5665906

Backing this.

In fact, we should make the first strike in order to catch them unprepared. To send a message, we should cut off Jerry’s head and put it into one of his friend’s beds

>>5665912
>reverse mafia intimidation tactic
So simple yet so brilliant.

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>>5665905
>>5665906
>>5665912
You manage to clumsily use the phone with your hooves and manuever your way to the contacts app. There seem to only be four contacts here, and based on the first one being "Boss", you assume this is a work phone.

The contacts listed are:
Boss
Harry
Hail Mary
The Prototype

What will you do?

>>5665975
>check out his music and judge whether he has good taste. probably not, as he isn't a H.O.R.S.E.

>>5665975
>>5665983
+1 this, but also
>HARRY
His name starts with an H. Horse starts with H. Clearly this will unlock the secret route

>>5665975
call the prototype

>>5665975
>>5665983
>>5666005
Based, supporting.

>>5665983
>>5666005
>>5666022
+1

>>5665983
>>5666005
+that shit

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>>5665983
>>5666005
>>5666040
>>5666063
>>5666181
You open the iTunes app to check out JERRY'S music.
...

You're glad you killed him.

>>5666005
>>5666040
>>5666063
>>5666181
You go back to the contacts app, and open HARRY'S contact. There is a number listed. What will you do?

>>5666630
Send him an image of JERRY'S dead body with the caption: 'You're next'

>>5666630

Use the “find my friends” feature to track down Harry.

No loose ends.

>>5666630
>FaceTime with Harry
Backing these
>>5666633
>>5666642

>>5666642
>>5666633
>+1
Jerry's death does not end the blood feud

>>5666630
>>5666633
>>5666642
Supporting.

>>5666630
>>5666633
>>5666642
+1

>>5666633
>>5666642
Support these.

>>5666633
>>5666642
support

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We must acquire some party members for a good old adventure
I nominate this guy

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Sorry for the lack of update folks, HorseQM on vacation, be back Sunday

>>5668074
Get some rest bro.

>>5668074
neigh

>>5668074
Goodbye, horses

>>5668074
Well deserved rest, looking forward to HOERS

>>5668074
No worries, man. Take your time and thanks for running so far!

Update today. Video.

>>5669670
Neigh

>>5669670
HORSEquest? FORSAKEN???

>this thread
Kek

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>>5668188
>>5669177
>>5670190
>>5670195
sad

Rolled 31 (1d100)

And remember kids: if the quest is way too high effort, the QM is going flake.

>>5670408
Erry time.

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5670417
AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN

>>5670579
Thanks for the save Prototype 12.
Larry needs to be taken down.

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>>5666633
>>5666644
>>5666662
>>5666676
>>5666758
>>5666854
>>5666895
Follow the redirect to see the update.
https://file.garden/W8aG58wzE0BjIqtB/14.mp4

>>5670190
>>5670195
>>5670393
>>5670404
>>5670408
>>5670417
>>5670497
(Deleted my post prior to clean things up but I would like to apologize, I underestimated how long this would take! Sorry again!)

>>5670585
Love it

>>5670585
Masterful, QM. Neighsayers apologize

>>5670585
Holy shit that's class.
Amazing work mate.

>>5670585
Fuck yes, QM youre a goddamn champion

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>>5670585
You attempt to react to what just happened, but you're far too busy being HARRY. What will you do?

>>5670608
>>5670613
>>5670622
>>5670625
(Thanks guys! :) )

>>5670585

Holy fucking shit, amazing

>>5670644
>>>speedial the pegasus

>>5670644
Be happy that Jerry hasn't sent any more messages about his hatred of horses

>>5670644
Neigh excited

>>5670644
Infiltrate Larry corp

>>5670644
>Steal more of Jerry's things

>>5670585
>OP actually delivered
No way
>>5670644
Get up from your desk and take a look around.

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(Don't forget to come to a consensus!)

>>5670685
I’ll support this one
>>5670775
I noticed the rhyme scheme! I like the little quirks like that, they’re a lot of fun

>>5670644
seethe in contempt for your co-workers and hate your job
coolest thing I’ve seen on this board yet, you go OP

>>5670685
Voting for this. Spy horse.

>>5670644
>>5670685
+1 to this.

>>5670644
>>5670685
+1

Doesn't Harry already work at Larry corp?

>>5670845
Yes, but who knows what secrets lie within

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(This was in the deleted post from earlier, but the music in page 14 is Introlude by Unown. I used about half the track, give it a listen!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omcrsvBLQzI

>>5670685
+1

this is the best thing ive read ever in my entire life forever

>>5670685

Obvious solution, backing this

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>>5670685
>>5670781
>>5670834
>>5670841
>>5670843
>>5670887
>>5670906
>>5670819
You know what, you're sick and tired of this fucking company. Your coworkers fucking suck, your pay fucking sucks, there is absolutely nothing good about this job.

You wonder why you even took the damn gig in the first place. You can't seem to remember. You wonder if this means anything. Whatever.

>>5670758
>>5670845
>>5670852
In order to infiltrate the building that you're... uh, already in, you take a look around. Directly in front of you is JERRY'S cubicle.

Further down the room is the sign of the company you work at, PEGASI COMMUNICATIONS, a division of LARRYCORP. Below that is a clock and two posters: a MISSING PERSONS POSTER on the left and an ironically demotivating MOTIVATIONAL POSTER. What will you do?

>>5670969
punch the poster to show the company who’s boss

>>5670981
*the motivational poster not the missing person poster

>>5670969
time to commit some office theft, what's the most expensive thing around here that you can resell at a pawn shop.

>>5670989
+1 to stealing
Also break the coffee machine

>>5670989
+1

>>5670969
Try to snoop in the computers to find any secrets.
Also see the missing persons poster. Maybe Harry can become a P.I.?

>>5671007
plus1 to Deny the worker bees their drugged nectar and SEE THE HIVE IN RUINS
>>5670989
and also to criminalize the office

>>5670989
based, supporting

>>5670989
Plus 1. Fuck Larry Corp.

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>>5670584
>>5670685
>>5670969
>Larry needs to be taken down

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>>5670989
>>5671007
>>5671008
>>5671032
>>5671035
>>5671070
>>5671124
Some people might say that stealing stuff from your coworkers isn't fair to them, but those people are fucking bitches. You scan the room and are suddenly aware that... you're alone. You don't question this, for some reason. It's time to get your stealing on.

>>5671007
>>5671032
And you think you know exactly where to start. What will you do?

>>5671464
Start with Jerry's cubicle
Also, what's that in the distance? We must investigate

>>5671466

Backing this

>>5671464
look at the bust, see if it's worth stealing

>>5671464
It's kinda suspicious how that one desk on the far left is the only one with a trash can. I'd bet something great is hidden in it. Check there.

>>5671464
>>>pillage the coffee machine

>>5671464
Combine computers to make super computer

>>5671466
this

>>5670644
basedd

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FUUUUUUCK

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>>5671466
>>5671467
>>5671748
You suppose that JERRY'S cubicle is as good of a place to start as any. Upon walking up to his desk, a MYSTERIOUS LARRYDISK BRAND FLASH DRIVE is sitting on the tabletop, adjacent to a Weezer mousepad. You pocket it.

+1 MYSTERIOUS FLASH DRIVE added to your INVENTORY.

Beyond that, there's really nothing else there that isn't in everyone's cubicles by default. You search his file cabinet, but unsurprisingly, he has nothing in there. Well, nothing except this month's issue of GAY JEWISH PORNOGRAPHY MAGAZINE. You decide not to take it.

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>>5671007
>>5671032
>>5671675
The COFFEE MACHINE taunts you with its caffeine encrusted glass. You decide to teach the damn thing a lesson.

>>5671470
As you walk towards the COFFEE MACHINE, something catches your eye. It appears to be a BUST OF ACADEMY AWARD NOMINATED ACTOR RYAN GOSLING. You stand in awe of its glory. This should be worth quite a bit, you think.

Unfortunately, as you try and pick it up, it falls over. Seems it was actually made of styrofoam. Huh.

(Go ahead and explore as much as you possibly want. After you’re done, vote to smash the coffee machine. That will be another video update.)

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Check out if they're any secret documents in this trash bin. Also use this cubicle's computer as a test to see what's in the flash drive.

>>5672110
this
>>5672063
and take bust with us. as a threat to fellow officergoers or lurking demons.

>>5672058
bro, I feel that

>>5672063
Look at the weird red circle thing and the cublicle with the empty office space with the computer on.

>>5672313
check the flashdrive on the computer

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>>5672165
You equip the GOSLING BUST. You feel it pulsate with the power of hustler sigma virgins and semi-ironic fanboys.

YOU HAVE EQUIPPED A SPECIAL WEAPON!
Special weapons are weapons that have some sort of feature that changes as you use it in battle. What this feature is varies per weapon, and you won't know what it is until it happens or unless someone who knows tells you.

>>5671674
>>5672110
>>5672165
You notice a trashcan next to a desk. You were certain that today is garbage collections day, so you find it odd that there is not only a trashcan present, but several bits of rubbish. You scour the trashcan, only finding bits of tissues with some crust on them and... aha! A page! You quickly uncrumple it.

It's a page from GAY JEWISH PORNOGRAPHY MAGAZINE. The guy working here must've stolen it from JERRY'S cabinet. That also explains... the crust... on the tissues. You are thoroughly disgusted.

On the top right, you notice a couple of numbers.
A) 012
B) 004
C) 009
D) 001

You store this information in your LARRYCORP MENTAL STORAGE UNIT.
All employees of LARRYCORP are equipped with various augmentations, both physical and neural. As you collect information, you can try to use them as you see fit by recalling the information. At any time, you can list out all your information in chronological order. Who knows, maybe you have some information already stored away?

>>5672315
CHECK DA FLASHDRIVE ON DA COMBUTER

>>5672317
This.

>>5672315
>>5672317
Support

>>5672317
+1

>According to accounts of the time, King George IV presented an English thoroughbred stallion to the Maharajah of Oudh. After arriving in India, for unknown reasons the horse became a notorious killer. Known as the “Man Eater of Lucknow,” it went on a rampage, slaying and eating the local citizens. Once it was recaptured, the Maharaja ordered the ferocious stallion to fight a wild tiger. Though contemporary mythology states that horses are hapless prey animals who flee from predators, the English horse defeated the tiger, leaving it so terror-stricken, “his tail was between his legs and he ran round not unlike a whipped spaniel.”
Horse chads rise up

>>5672317
+1

>>5672317
+1
>>5672333
Checked

>>5672317
+1

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Decided it would be funnier to make this a video update, give me some time folks

It's been about 3 days. No word or update on horse quest. This time I'm really gonna do it.

Dead from OP's ambition. Many such cases.

>>5676326
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT'S OVER

I don't appreciate the cheap Weezer shots but keep up the good work OP, you deserve a bump.

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Real life got in the way, making it up with a massive update

>>5677430
I KNEW OP WOULDN'T LEAVE US hope everything is okay on your end, excited for the update!

>>5677430

I keep the faith, horsemaster

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>>5677430
yee

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>>5672317
>>5672331
>>5672333
>>5672348
>>5672653
>>5672712
>>5672716
Follow the redirect to see the update.
https://file.garden/W8aG58wzE0BjIqtB/21.mp4

(The music in this page is Eat Drink Fuck - Sick as Fuck Remix by Rotator.)

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>>5678184
You get up off the ground, after having been spooked by possibly the largest collection of GAY JEWISH PORNOGRAPHY you've ever seen in your life. You wonder why you get so frightened by it. You then wonder if this says anything about yourself. You decide not to think about this any longer.

There are two more files remaining on the flashdrive aside the SPICY SEMITES folder.
1. keycodes.txt
2. res_die.LAR

You recognize the .LAR filetype as a file that uses the LARRYPC coding language. What will you do?

>>5678184
Now this is some good shit

>>5678187
>Open keycodes.txt and read it

>>5678187

Kek, our karmic punishment for murder.

>open keycodes.txt
>open res_die.LAR

>>5678184
Holy shit that was amazing. Shot me back right in time with that style and ending.
I was about to go full schizo and say maybe there was something hidden in the code of the pictures but now I think this guy's just a faggot.
>inspect both files and see what they say

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>>5678226
>>5678235
>>5678257
You open keycodes.txt. A COMMAND PROMPT appears, blocking access to the file. It reads:

LARRYPC [Version 6.0.6006]
Copyright (c) 2126 LARRYCORP. All rights reserved.

J:\keycodes.txt>open>failure
The file 'keycodes.txt' requires authentication to open. Please enter the password.

KEYCODES.TXT>

What will you do?

>>5678461
>Type 'Password'

>>5678461

Type “koshersausage”

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>>5678476
>>5678495
You try both passwords out. No dice. You wonder what else JERRY might've used as his password. Maybe you've seen it before.

>>5678553
Try 012 004 009 001
It makes sense Jerry would use his wank material to hold his password as hed never lose it

>>5678553
>try 'Rabbi Burns', 'Burns', or 'Rabbiburns'

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>>5678603
You don't do this, but you're sure that there's some parallel universe where you did.
https://file.garden/W8aG58wzE0BjIqtB/rabbiburns.mp4

>>5678553
>Get mad at the pc
>Close the command prompt, then inspect the .LAR file

>>5678631
lmao, based

>>5678553
Hail Mary? It was on his contacts

>>5678599
Alright just looked back and I'ma +1 to this. Those numbers on the porn can't lie!

>>5678599
+1

Video update tomorrow! :)

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>>5679601
Doing gods work

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>>5679601
Delay... today was busier than I thought it would be, tomorrow though

>>5680432

: (

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>>5678599
>>5679139
>>5679411
Follow the redirect to see the update.
https://file.garden/W8aG58wzE0BjIqtB/25.mp4

(The music in this page is Hallucin8 by LMajor.)

>>5681285
I am to never be trusted on release dates ever again.

>>5682047
Fuckin, sweet.

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>>5682047
Go ahead and post your commands for HARRY, I'm gonna take about a day to regroup where the story is going and then update again.

In the meantime, please enjoy HORSE GULLET, a Spotify playlist containing all the songs that are in Horsequest, to be updated when new video updates come out.
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7eh9VsUKvOYrmkQezVACAa?si=bb5185cbd833466e

>>5682063
DUCK HARRY!
And pick the Ryan Gosling bust to use as a weapon!

>>5682047
DUCK!
I was already starting to get attached to Harry. Homie shouldn't go out this early!

>>5682047
Beautiful
>>5682063
Neo dodge

>>5682063
Also of note is https://baneofjustin.quest, a site where I’ll list any and all quests I make. I’ll also try and be more transparent about delays in updates through there instead of pure radio silence.

>>5682636
Oh shit, you made Walterquest too.

>>5682648
Yeah! I am very bad at disciplining myself to update lol

>>5682063
>Do a badass pose
>Run

>>5682669
I knew this artstyle looked familiar.

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>>5682094
>>5682124
>>5682274
>>5682677
You dodge the fuck away, your instincts finally serving you right. A bright beam vaporizes the office chair you were in into tiny little particles.

You enter into a fighting stance. The LARRYCORP BRAWL COMBAT MENU™ combat system menu opens. The MYSTERIOUS HOODED FIGURE floats in the air, ready for a brawl.

LARRYCORP BRAWL COMBAT MENU™
You have a HEALTHY INDIVIDUAL STATUS.
You have FOUR (4) HARRY POINTS.
You have equipped a RYAN GOSLING BUST.

For a reminder on how to fight, revisit these posts:
>>5664845
>>5664876

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>>5682847
>DRAW CARD
It's habbening!

>>5682847
Draw a card!

>>5682847
>Draw a Card
Use Harrys amazing agility to get behind the floater for a back-attack.

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>>5682970
>>5683014
>>5683113
You pull up the DRAW menu. Which card will you choose? (1-3)

You have:
1. FIVE OF SCARYS
2. THREE OF CARREYS
3. ACE OF HAIL MARYS

>>5683139
>3. ACE OF HAIL MARYS
Can't go wrong with that one.

>>5683139
>Draw Card #2

>>5683143
Are we going to do this again, anon? Remember that we're not picking one of the cards we have, we're drawing one of the face down cards.

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>>5683146
Y'know, maybe I shoud make that more clear. I'm used to "drawing" face down cards and "playing" face up cards in my deck. I'll write a disclaimer in the menus then.

>>5683164
What about dairy?

>>5683178
You’re onto something here.

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>5683139
There's only one right way to decide.

>>5683146
I'm gonna be honest, I don't really get the point of this system. Isn't it just random? Like it sure is more interesting than just a dice roll, but does it really make sense to have a vote when it's still just random?

>>5683219
>deleted previous comment for astounding cringe
That’s the gist of it, I like convoluted game mechanics and dice rolling is boring to me. Plus, I dislike the idea of being forced into true randomness. While it might be random anyway, being able to voluntarily choose inspires more hope in it succeeding than perhaps wanting a result and being instantly gratified or denied.

>>5683219

dicecels seethes at cardchad qm

>>5683139
middle card always wins

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>>5683146
>>5683196
>>5683266
You choose card 2.
...

It's a FIVE OF SCARYS!
Since you picked a matching card, your DRAW move:
>Use Harrys amazing agility to get behind the floater for a back-attack.
succeeds! You picked a lower leveled pair, and as a result, the damage you do will be less than normal.

You face the MYSTERIOUS HOODED FIGURE and, with your incredibly agility, dash quickly behind it. The MYSTERIOUS HOODED FIGURE looks in confusion, as if you've miraculously vanished into thin air. You ready the GOSLING BUST and slam it into his floaty fucking skull. You drop down to your feet.

LARRYCORP BRAWL COMBAT MENU™
You have a HEALTHY INDIVIDUAL STATUS.
You have THREE (3) HARRY POINTS.
Your turn is over. Get ready for the MYSTERIOUS HOODED FIGURE'S turn!

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>>5683332
The MYSTERIOUS HOODED FIGURE readies his LARRYMOTE, aiming it straight at you!

He fires, a bright beam firing from its transmitter. It all happens so fast. You stumble by accident, blinded by the brightness of the beam, narrowly avoiding the beam's vaporizing blast. Your FAVORITE TIE is not so lucky.

STATUS EFFECT: GRIEF
While in a state of GRIEF, your odds of successfully using items are lower than normal. After ONE (1) TURN, your status effect will change into ANGER.

LARRYCORP BRAWL COMBAT MENU™
You have a HEALTHY INDIVIDUAL STATUS.
You have THREE (3) HARRY POINTS.
It is your turn. What will you do?

>>5683880
>Draw Action
Harness our grief to power up our next move.

>>5683880
REMOVE THE REMAINS OF OUR FAVORITE TIE AND STRANGLE HIM WITH IT
I'm skipping grief straight into anger!

>>5683893
+1

>>5683880
Draw!

>>5683880
>>5683893
+1 to this. Let's go full Charlie Brown up in this mafucka

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>>5683893
>>5683894
>>5683981
>>5683989
>>5683993
You have chosen:
>Harness our grief to power up our next move.
as your move.

You pull up the DRAW menu.

You have:
1. QUEEN OF HAIL MARYS
2. THREE OF CARREYS
3. ACE OF HAIL MARYS

Which card will you choose? (1-3)
>CARD ONE
>CARD TWO
>CARD THREE

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>5684003
Die time.

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>5684003

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>5684003
Roll

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>5684003
Time to break the tie.

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Don't have time to actually work on the next update (schoolwork), so here's a picture of HARRY with a rockin' bod

Update tonight!

>>5684051
>pecs
>delts
>abs

awooga

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>>5684008
>>5684030
You choose card 2.
...

It's an ACE OF HAIL MARYS!
Since you picked a matching card, your DRAW move:
>>Harness our grief to power up our next move.
succeeds! Also, since you picked the highest card possible, your move is four times as effective!

This was your tie. Your FAVORITE TIE. You've had this tie since you started this lousy job. Hell, you're sure you've had this tie since you were born. This fucking hooded bitch is going to regret ever laying eyes on you.

You toss down the torn bottom half of your FAVORITE TIE in disgust. Rage builds inside of you, threatening to burst. You see nothing but red. Your vision blurs but your mind feels clear. You stare down that floating bastard. He will pay.

STATUS EFFECT: ANGER
While in a state of ANGER, your health briefly dwindles down to DEVIATING but your success rate doubles. This means that card pairs raise their value when using a DRAW move.

LARRYCORP BRAWL COMBAT MENU™
You have a DEVIATING INDIVIDUAL STATUS.
You have TWO (2) HARRY POINTS.
Your turn is over. Get ready for the MYSTERIOUS HOODED FIGURE'S turn!

---
https://baneofjustin.quest

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>>5684722
The MYSTERIOUS HOODED FIGURE stows his LARRYMOTE for a second. He then raises his left hand; it turns blue. You angrily stare at him, but suddenly, a blue light flashes, seemingly surrounding you.

You feel strange. You look down at your hands. What's wrong with you? Why are you blue?

STATUS EFFECT: COP BAIT
Your body turns blue, immediately marking you as a criminal to any LARRYCORP staff and to law enforcement entities. This effect lasts until it is withdrawn by the proper authority.

STATUS EFFECT: ANGER
While in a state of ANGER, your health briefly dwindles down to DEVIATING but your success rate doubles. This means that card pairs raise their value when using a DRAW move.

LARRYCORP BRAWL COMBAT MENU™
You have a DEVIATING INDIVIDUAL STATUS.
You have TWO (2) HARRY POINTS.
It is your turn. What will you do?

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https://baneofjustin.quest

We have to make use of our GRIEF POWER-UP and increased SUCCESS RATE for a massive attack.

>>5685784
Hit him with your BUILT UP ANGER and GRIEF right in his SOLAR PLEXUS. Make him kneel.

>>5685784
Still want strangle him with the tie's remains.

>>5685784
I'd be for combining >>5685786 and >>5685786

>>5685784
>>5686173
Fuck, meant to quote >>5686111 too.

Oh whoops, my bad y’all

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>>5685786
>>5686111
>>5686173
You have chosen:
>Hit him with your BUILT UP ANGER and GRIEF right in his SOLAR PLEXUS and strangle him with the remains of your FAVORITE TIE. Make him kneel.

You pull up the DRAW menu.

You have:
1. QUEEN OF HAIL MARYS
2. THREE OF CARREYS
3. FOUR OF DAIRYS

Which card will you choose? (1-3)
>CARD ONE
>CARD TWO
>CARD THREE

---
https://baneofjustin.quest

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>5686973
Let the dice guide me.

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>5686973
Time for dice.

>>5686975
>>5686978
Locked in. I want to thank all of you guys for sticking around and voting for Horsequest, I know it’s become more of Harryquest nowadays but this is the last panel for Harry’s part before we get back to horsing around. Video update soon.

>>5687032
No, thank you QM for making such a based and quality quest.
And don't die in the thunderstorm bro.

>>5687032
It's ok, Harry is cool too.
Stay safe Bane.

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Mainly just want to post an update so y’all know I haven’t abandoned you guys, I have a bad habit of dropping off the face of the earth and resurfacing

>>5688136
\(^2^)/
no worries

Almost forgot, but happy one month anniversary of this quest! I get very sentimental with these kinds of things

>>5688920
Aww, happy one month Bane! I'm glad we've been able to enjoy the quest for this long

>>5688920
Happy anniversary bro.

>>5688920
cool !!!

Update! Tomorrow!

>>5692647
nice

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ONE MORE DAY, JUST GIVE ME MORE TIME
https://file.garden/W8aG58wzE0BjIqtB/excuses.mp4

>>5693451
I'm on so much hopium now.

>>5693451
You have all days. Your contract never expires. Welcome to eternity.