Thread Title Description Tags Added Score December 2007 908925 Good GM / Bad GM The difference between win and fail. DM, GM, epic, fail 2007-12-18 4 952471 Things a DM should never say after you roll a natural 20 The usual, with a dash of minotaur... d20, DM, Epic, Fail 2007-12-31 10 April 2008 1460461 Evil Game Abortion A DM lets a new guy have the wheel. Evil characters and game breakage occurs. DM rages. D&D , story , DM , evil 2008-04-03 9 June 2008 1927081 Rapeguard, continued Update on Anonymous' plan for vengeance on his group's DM. No it's not a rape thread, blackguard, stupid DM, paladins 2008-06-07 26 May 2008 1775987 Rapeguard A moronic DM shoehorns a celibate paladin into a magically-dominated fall because "all men want to have sex with women, no matter what they say." /tg/ plots revenge. No it's not a rape thread, blackguard, stupid DM, paladins 2008-05-20 28 June 2008 2088233 How to make players die inside Some VERY nasty things DM can make to players. Makes TPKs look like saying hello. Evil, D&D, RP, DM 2008-06-26 24 February 2010 8087551 Awesome Paladin storytime A story that starts off with dick DM going "lol Paladin falls" that becomes something far, far greater. Paladin, Falling, DM Horror, writefag 2010-02-15 18 September 2008 2530841 What your DM is acutally thinking. GM'ing is a lot harder than one might think. That doesn't excuse their dick-ishness, though. See what your GM is really thinking when you get around his cleverly laid plans. DM, GM, Gamemaster, Dungeonmaster, Storyteller, inside thoughts, railroading 2008-09-09 4 2631570 DM Horror Stories /tg/ recounts some of their best DM horror stories. DM horror, D&D 2008-09-22 5 October 2008 2742715 The Post-Apocalyptic Roadmap Epic writefaggotry ensues as Anons provide "on the ground intel" of what their local area is like three years after a nuclear war. A setting with win begins to take form. Post-apocalyptic, roadmap, writefaggotry, setting 2008-10-06 6 January 2009 3556122 The tale of a Sorotias, her flamer and an STC archive A Dark Heresy GM reports how an overzealous player torched a data bank containing hundreds of STCs before asking "what does /tg/ think would be a reasonable response to what happened here?" The response is unanimous. 40k, stc, admech 2009-01-30 11 February 2010 7985592 New DM Advice. Also Nose A new DM asks for some general advice on running a game. What happens next is very strange, but there is some excellent advice generated by the intelligent yet desperate basement-dwellers of /tg/. Takes about 10 to 20 posts before getting good. new, DM, advice, nose 2010-02-09 2 March 2009 3941796 Poleaxe-wielding dwarf princess Anon asks what a good system would be. For his 8-year old niece. RPG, Advice, DM 2009-03-12 8 4054382 The Best DM DM posts a true story that makes every fa/tg/uy feel a little bit better about the world. Restores /tg/'s faith in humanity. Every fa/tg/uy wishes they could join his group. DM, Story 2009-03-23 65 April 2009 4201710 How to make a Horror Game Tripfag asks how to run a horror game, anon delivers. Vocabulary, delivery, and themes used for best effect are detailed. DM, RPG, Horror, Terror, Lovecraft, Evil Parrot 2009-04-07 7 June 2009 4941851 What not to do with little girls. Anonymous asks how to get rid of a little girl NPC stalking his party.
Just when the thread can't get any worse, it is saved by a grimdark derail. little girl, bad DM, Dark Heresy, awesome DM 2009-06-21 6 August 2009 5447813 Times you've surprised your GM. Often in badass and/or hilarious ways. DM,curveball 2009-08-14 1 5511229 How to make a setting Solid thread on making a good setting. game design, d&d, homebrew, useful, dm, gm, world building, ideas 2009-08-19 20 5557739 Blackguard Radio Chatter *Hiss* Is this working? *Static* Inquisitor Lord are you there? Your blackship crashed and we're stranded! *Static* -end help. Did you survive the crash? Raido Static, Blackguard, Guardmen 2009-08-23 -1 5665007 Knocking on the Door Freaky stuff DMs pulled on their players. Horror, DM, Stories, Scary 2009-08-31 6 5663000 Forced meme about DM cats. What the title says advice dog, DM cat 2009-08-31 2 September 2009 5795957 Grandmaster Chyo Quest The road to enlightenment is rocky! Guru, Grandmaster Chyo, Quest, Collective Game, 2009-09-10 7 5940037 Worst DM/Player Stories A collection of stories about bad DMs and bad players. Wasteland Warrior shows up at the end with a few of his stories. Bad DMs, Bad players, stories, Wasteland Warrior 2009-09-21 21 5985194 Crazy Fucked up DM stories OP tries to start a thread about crazy DMs by telling a story about his girl DM running monster-rape games- Anon convinces him to try to hook up with DM, and no other crazy DM stories are told. D&D, Crazy, DM 2009-09-24 6 October 2009 6088875 OH GOD WHAT AM I READING OP tells the story of one of the greatest mindfuck campaigns of all time. mindfuck, god-tier DM 2009-10-01 76 6358010 Sandbox DMing Anonymous details an algorithm for running open, "sandbox" D&D worlds, then discusses DMing tactics. Mostly archivable for the algorithmic DMing idea. Sandbox, DMing, D&D, DM, tips 2009-10-21 8 November 2009 6516181 Advice for Storytellers A no-troll, no-nonsense, honest set of advice for how to become a better DM/GM/Storyteller/Whatever-the-fuck-they-call-it-this-week. DM, GM, rookie, advice, useful 2009-11-01 2 6899036 Stupid Players, DM SMASH! Namefag free story time, on par with WW's best. story time, dick moves, DM hate 2009-11-28 5 January 2010 7401927 actual DMing advice no really its actual advice. DM GM advice tips tricks 2010-01-03 8 December 2009 6975776 Awesome DM tips are awesome New DM asks for advice. Kind anon dumps what has the be a must read for DM's of 4th edition. DnD, DMing, 4th Edition 2009-12-03 4 7256441 How to not be a shitty DM OP asks how to not be a crap DM
/tg/ helps DM, Help 2009-12-23 2 7251082 Bad DMing storytime and advice Anon asks for stories about poor DMing, and /tg/ provides; plenty of advice on how not to be a bad DM is given as well. storytime, DMs, bad, DMing 2009-12-23 2 January 2010 7507054 BOOK! Book! Or, books, rather! For insertion into your campaigns. Books, dm resource, list, literature, writefaggotry 2010-01-09 2 February 2010 8175884 How To Sandbox DM, Part 2 A request from a DM turns into a discussion on sandbox DMing, references http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6358010/ and Ars Ludi. DMing sandbox worldbuilding world building 2010-02-20 2 April 2010 8965303 Adeptus Quest 1 Techpriestess Lyra and Servitor Peg-Leg get really fucking lost on a horrible rock with Orks and possibly-Heretical Space Marines and all they wanted to do was save their ship. Adeptus Quest, 40k, AdMech 2010-04-04 0 9114489 Adeptus Quest 2 Techpriestess Lyra, her faithful Servitor Peg-Leg, and Space Marines fuck up orks and more besides and OH FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT OH OMNISSIAH AND ALL THE SAINTS. Adeptus Quest, 40k, AdMech 2010-04-11 2 9217744 Adeptus Quest #3 In which we narrowly avoid falling to Ruinous Powers and show the a daemon the power prayer. Adeptus Quest, 40k, AdMech 2010-04-16 0 9391452 Adeptus Quest 4 Lyra punches Daemons into oblivion, and GOOD END is achieved. Adeptus Quest, 40k, AdMech 2010-04-24 0 9403585 Tables for adding flavor to a campaign A huge resource of tables for DMs to use for their campaigns. Good material here for when your creativity got lost, or you need to speed up session creation. Tables, charts, DMing, 2e 2010-04-25 4 9411513 Servo-Skull Quest In which a servo-skull designed to fight daemons is assigned to a Secutor. Then all it does is hit on maid skulls. Servo Quest, 40k, AdMech 2010-04-25 5 May 2010 9614082 Running a Horror Game A thread about tips to run a horror game, great read for any aspiring DMs. Horror, Advice, DMs, Setting, Help 2010-05-05 2 10098576 The Worst DM In History Thread begins with a poster raging over a familiar that sponatneously dies of hunger. Thread moves on to the tale of a player knocking his DM unconcious with a Player Guide. Worst DM Ever Assassin Lazerus Familiars 2010-05-28 60 June 2010 10578551 So, our DM is X Fa/tg/uy asks for advice about his gay DM. Some serious responses, and then new copypasta is made. DM advice, copypasta, gay 2010-06-18 12 10812118 Ideas for an abandoned Dwarf Fortress Dungeon Delve Setting discussion for a dungeon crawl set in a world consumed by magical cold. Settings, DM, Mechanics 2010-06-29 5 August 2010 11633267 I Love You, NPC NPC's are in every game. They give you missions, die at your hands, and, sometimes, you love them hell out of them. /tg/ shares about times when their players got really attached to a NPC. NPC, DM, GM, D&d, Dark Heresey, manly tears 2010-08-13 10 September 2010 11930822 Admech Chat The strange language of the techpriests. 40k, AdMech, techpriest 2010-09-03 0 11956946 DM runs a D&D game for a biker gang. A brave DM shares a story of a D&D 3.5 session he ran for a biker gang. D&D 3.5 bikers dm kobolds 2010-09-05 87 December 2010 13309241 Random Encounters A collection of proposed random encounters. Some creepy, some funny, all decidedly random Random Encounter, DM Ideas 2010-12-28 4 October 2010 12526117 What happens when a starship goes into a Black Hole? LETS FIND OUT. Some DH players shoot a ship straight into a black hole. Wat do. dark heresy, space, rush, lear, dm, black hole 2010-10-22 0 12582554 Most Trustworthy of Eight OP posts interesting question, /tg/ responds with class and many lols are had. Trustworthy, DM help, epic 2010-10-27 4 12594371 Most Trustworthy of Sixteen OP continues with a new 8. Trustworthy, DM help 2010-10-28 0 12621591 helpful links for DMs exactly what it says on the tim dm tools helpful 2010-10-30 8 November 2010 12661791 Rock and Roll CoC Elvis Presley, Buddy Holly, Nat King Cole, and Frank Sinatra play a benefit concert for the damned, hijinks ensue. Call of Cthulhu, Rock and Roll, DM, CoC 2010-11-03 2 12692497 Trustworthy? 32-40 Ribbonfag asks /tg/'s opinion of eight more. Trustworthy, DM help, characters, portraits, ribbonfag, first impressions 2010-11-06 1 12711995 Bombardini: The Return (Also his shitty DM rages) Probably staged, but the DM of the game Bomb "Ruined" returns to bitch and whine, interesting things ensue Bombardini, Vampirefaggotry, Shit DMs 2010-11-07 15 12761258 1001 useful campaign ideas Various fa/tg/uys chime in with useful plot hooks, villain ideas, riddles, and other tidbits for making your campaign better dming, advice, ideas, roleplay 2010-11-12 2 June 2011 15210218 The Legend of Mandor The greatest DMPC of all time saves the day while everyone else watches (and the elf gets raped) mandor, DMPC, epic 2011-06-10 16 December 2010 13153489 How to do a Dark Setting Properly Theory and details on how to make a grimdark setting. Concise and excellent DM advice. Grimdark, DM, GM, World Building, RPG, advice, setting, grim and dark 2010-12-15 16 13277875 Dragonmech Well, this doe--THIS IS AWESOME. dragonmech, dm 2010-12-26 38 13303204 DM Wants Game Music Hello, /tg/.
I am in need of orchestral music for DnD battle scenes. What sort of stuff do you use? DM, GM, resources, music 2010-12-27 1 13323951 How to run a horror game A discussion of how to run a horror game that actually scares your players. Many good ideas are forthcoming horror, DMing, atmosphere, scary, 2010-12-29 2 13330806 Dragonmech 2 The awesome continues. dragonmech, dm 2010-12-30 20 13337530 Dragonmech 3 The finale! dragonmech, dm 2010-12-31 20 January 2011 13517103 Horrible things DMs do... OP relays the story of a Horrible DM who ends up derailing the game because of what he does.
Others join in. D&D, epic, Roleplay, DM 2011-01-14 0 13623151 Endman and the City of Gold (part 2) Endman's adventures in the City of Gold continue as he battles his way free of the deadly arena and sets his sights on the Diamond of Amia! Lego Quest, Endman, Futuron 2011-01-23 5 13634795 DnD Horror Stories Thread Things that happened to you that made you wanna throw your dice against the wall, things your DM does that make you want to slam his head into his table, things your PCs do that make you want to summon Cthulhu into your game. Retarded DMs, GMPC, Fail, Faggotry 2011-01-25 1 December 2012 22285109 TG answers a poll about DnD TG answers a poll about DnD, DM strategies, and casters. Results surprise. DnD, 3.5, Dungeons and Dragons, caster, wizard, DM, dungeon master 2012-12-30 0 February 2011 14037159 How to be a good DM/GM Some easy advice on how to be a good DM/GM. Applies to every system out there. DM, GM, Advice, Good, How-to 2011-02-25 6 March 2011 14100433 Puzzle Thread /tg/ Discusses the use of riddles, puzzles, and other mental challenges they've used in their games. RPG, Roleplay, Puzzles, Riddles, Riddle, D&D, Lovecraft, DMing, DM 2011-03-03 1 14130012 Everything /tg/ Hates about D&D The boring and overdone tropes and cliches that we all know and hate in our Roleplaying games. D&D, dungeons and dragons, noobs, that guy, DMing, faggotry, kenders, cliches, RAGE 2011-03-05 1 14394648 DRYH DMing tips A DM goes above and beyond to bring the creepiest game of Don't Rest Your Head on record to his players. Don't Rest Your Head, DRYH, The Doctor, DM 2011-03-29 23 June 2011 15107319 Sometimes you just give it to them Instances when a DM just gives a character something/Non combat awesome stories Elfbeard, Bearded Elf, Cook Battle, Bakery, DM, Stories 2011-06-01 15 March 2011 14418182 WHY.jpg A thread about DMs and other players being dicks... Or just plain stupid. why, d&d, bad dm, bad player, /d/m, what, whut, wut, wat, stupidity, herp, derp 2011-03-31 2 December 2012 22272547 Waterworldesque RP ideas Take one part Waterworld, 2 parts good ideas, and blend smoothly. Motivations and ideas for a water-based, post-apocalyptic campaign setting. RP, RPG, Waterworld, Setting, GM, DM, Post Apocalyptic 2012-12-29 3 April 2011 14500694 Sorcerer Quest 14 We talk with a couple of ripouse, Rejek and Yumea, and Orpheus finishes spying for us. Next time, we will come face to face with Kresis, chief of the Sunsplitters. Sorcerer, Quest, Collective Game, Sorcerer Quest, Lizardman, Gnoll 2011-04-07 5 14562748 Sorcerer Quest 15 We finally met up with Kresis, and man, he has a LOT to say. Looks like we'll have to take out some hydra-dragon hybrids to secure his help. In the meantime we, the players, are left to ponder the meaning of justice. Sorcerer, Quest, Sorcerer Quest, Collective Game, lizardmen, gnoll 2011-04-12 5 14594217 Stat Leech OP describes a character encountered in his game, with the horrific ability to absorb others' stat levels. character, game, what do, stats, 3.5, girl, DM, Pun Pun, overpowered 2011-04-15 3 14604016 Adeptus Mechanicus General A great discussion about how to create/play an AdMech character. "40k" "admech" 2011-04-16 1 14628575 The Addams Family (Da da da dum) A player reveals his DM has used the Addams family as the BBEG of the campaign. Discussion over just how fucked he is ensues, along with a lot of extraneous stuff. Addams Family, Dungeons and Dragons, Cooked Halfling, DM 2011-04-19 8 14711890 Final Fantas RPG DMing advice OP asks for a RPG that has a FF feel. FFRPG is introduced and DMing advice is given. FFRPG, final fantasy, dm, advice, setting 2011-04-25 0 May 2011 14824448 Chris, the Bane of Reason TORCHES DON'T WEIGH ANYTHING AND SILVER DOESN'T EXIST in CHRIS'S world D&D, That Guy, Horrible, DM, Dungeon Master, 2011-05-06 8 14871818 Jackie vs the world. A PC in a world that just hates PCs. Eventually he breaks the DM's bullshit in half and frees himself. THAT DM, Maenads, Mary-sue, Storytime, Gestalt, Escape 2011-05-10 15 14888308 Sal the bleak, Ur-priest of the end of all. A simple Gypsy guy who's the result of a supernatural gene-bashing, and his exploits as the world he lives in keeps hammering home how cold and uncaring it is to his people. Until he finally snaps and ends the world. Emrakul, Gypsy, Storytime, D&D, Paladin, THAT DM, Bard 2011-05-12 10 14969510 RL admech encounters and adventures The omnissiah approves of this thread. /tg/ tells of RL invokations of various machine gods to fix things. also interns will do anything. admech IRL RL story storythread storytime 2011-05-18 2 15030699 RPGs as Movies and TV series Every movie could just be a retarded session of your favourite movie or show! /tg/ shows us how its done humor, movie, rpg, tv, DM, bad session 2011-05-24 5 15063299 That AWESOME Guy/DM Tired of all the That Guy/That DM threads, this was their antithesis with stories of just plain awesome teammates and DMs. Special stories include The Great Caseby, an albino troll with large testicles, and killing gods. story, storytime, stories, D&D, The Great Caseby, Call of Cthulhu, That Awesome Guy, That Awesome DM, Henderson 2011-05-29 16 July 2011 15510995 WORST DM EVER MOMENTS Peg-leg Dave asks for worst DM ever moments, Horrible stories follow Peg-Leg Dave, worst DM ever 2011-07-08 14 15621909 Dark Heresy Loot List /tg/ comes up with a strange and wondrous list of items for Dark Heresy DMs. Puns and references to vidya, comics and literature abound DM, funny, 40K, Dark Heresy, DH, scifi, awesome, items 2011-07-19 25 December 2012 22116071 Obongo the Kobold Story of a DMPC done right. kobold, story, DM, DMPC 2012-12-19 29 September 2011 16423368 The Garden of Ehnkieridian, Part One and Two An amazing tale of a group's quest's to root out an nefarious evil. writefag, garden, ehnkieridian, DnD, evil, DM 2011-09-26 8 October 2011 16664498 Exalted ST Advice A veteran Exalted ST passes down some advice to would-be STs exalted, DM advice 2011-10-18 15 16717231 King Alfonso Civilization Game 4 New races made, new races discovered, and gunpowder. Decisions, decisions... civilization game, alfonso, sanguine kingdom, fucking dorfs, collective game, lizardmen, goblins 2011-10-24 10 16726480 King Alfonso Civilization Game 5 We meet Stoner Dragonling and Demon-Summoning Elves. Stuff happens. Hagan, Dragonlings, Civ, Demons, Portal, Elves, Lizardmen, King Alfonso 2011-10-25 8 November 2011 16803032 DMing Philosophers Moderately amusing thread about entering a forest and how philosophers would DM it philosophy philosophers comedy entertaining funny forest DMing 2011-11-01 14 December 2012 21923242 How to Netorare Oneself OP feels bad about cockblocking group of Those Guys and That DM, discussion shifts to the mechanics of NTRing oneself. Also: Kohta Hirano's Drifters. That Guy, That DM, NTR, Drifters 2012-12-07 -13 December 2011 17065352 In the Swamplands Anon wishes to know how a civilization based in marsh/bog areas would work. /tg/ reponds, and we soon get Cajun bayou-dwelling lizardmen spearhunters who wear armor made from gator leather and giant-swamp-beetle chitin. swamp, marsh, bog, lizardman, hunting, gators, spear-throwers 2011-12-01 5 17321717 The Parrot Shipping Company Anon GM turned a simple character trait into full-fledged game experience for one PC, but made it simple enough that it doesn't piss off the rest of the party. OC, Homebrew, Macroeconomics, Houserules, GM, DM 2011-12-25 17 January 2012 17432135 /tg/ Threads of 2011 (Greatest Hits) The glories and epic times and stories of the past year on /tg/ are celebrated as we roll in 2012. thread, screencap, DM, that guy, story, stories, epic win 2012-01-06 5 17679146 Oh, what tangled webs we weave. A fa/tg/uy offers a technique towards more compelling storytelling by sewing together the goals and beliefs of multiple PCs. Complete with demonstration. GM, DM, PC, advice, story, discussion, roleplaying 2012-01-26 72 February 2012 17907864 Spore Collection, Inc. That GM who made the Parrot Trading Co. is back. What starts as a thread about overpreparation results in the creation of a fungal collection company that has Pigmen armed with Browning Machine guns and flame throwers called Baconators. original content, GM, DM, Houserules, Homebrew 2012-02-12 8 17968729 Lizard Folk Civilization Thread Lizard Folk are banished, then kill human, befriend Dwarves Civilization Thread, Lizardmen, LizardFolk, 2012-02-16 7 17973055 Lizard Folk Civilization Thread #2 Banished Lizardfolk continue to grow, fight filthy heathens Civilization Quest, Lizardmen, Lizardfolk 2012-02-16 5 17966272 America, from other countries A thread about all the stereotypes of america, as seen by everyone else in the world. america, guns, fat, supermodels, law, gangsters, gang violence, sue happy, first amendment, second amendment, Hollywood, cowboys 2012-02-16 -10 17983778 Killing the God-Emperor "My Rogue Trader group has sworn an oath to find and kill the God-Emperor of Mankind." And with that, awesome new copypasta is born. God-Emperor, Emprah, copypasta, Rogue Trader, DM, GM 2012-02-17 9 18062118 Lizard Folk Civilization Thread #3 Planning, indecision, a tower is put up, then.. SPOOKY ISLAND Civilization Thread, Lizardmen, LizardFolk, 2012-02-23 1 18114793 That DM and That guy thread - the horror! DM's who make rape-towns and that guy's with cats who vomit up charsheets. Oh gods no Horror, terror, that guy, that dm, 2012-02-29 5 March 2012 18237435 Shadowrun Storytime 2 The continued story of a Shadowrun That Guy, now with more berserk troll. Shadowrun, That Guy, 2D, Dervish, Geppetto, DeadMan, Trout, Street Samurai, Hacker, Mage, Infiltrator 2012-03-07 37 18324310 Let no good deed go unpunished, Conclusion Once upon a time, OP shared a story of a jackass DM who felt virtue was its own punishment. Now OP returns months later, with his tale of woe good deeds, no good deed goes unpunished, That DM, that guy, 2012-03-14 12 18417220 /tg/ Secrets In which fa/tg/uys and ca/tg/irls admit to things anonymously that they dare not say aloud. Bad habits, exasperation with players, desires that remain unvoiced? Let it all out, you are among friends. secrets, hidden, admit, that guy, this guy, players 2012-03-22 5 18517679 Feudalism Builder 3 In which the Dice Gods inform House Cannith (among others) to kindly go hang. collect_game Feudalism_Builder nation_game ohgodmysides 2012-03-31 0 April 2012 18532118 Planetary Governor Quest: Part 5 We begin fortifying our cities, prepare for a confrontation with the Ultramarines, buy shit from RT, discover an STC printout, start work on various projects and begin planning our entrance into the Private Sector. Collective Game, Planetary Governor Quest, Ultramarines, Space Marines, STC, AdMech, Inquisitor, Reasonable Marines, 40K Warhammer, 2012-04-01 17 18717305 Planetary Governor Quest: Part 6 We reconcile with the Resistance, discover that the Munitorum Rep is an ex-Inquisitor (No surprise there) and fight off a massive Chaos raiding force. Collective Game, Planetary Governor Quest, Ultramarines, Space Marines, STC, AdMech, Inquisitor, Reasonable Marines, 40K Warhammer, Tau, Chaos, Space, Inquisition 2012-04-15 24 18809839 Planetary Governor Quest: Part 7 We start cleanup of the Chaos-Marine wrecked city, give a speech, and start negotiations with an asinine Ultramarines Captain. Collective Game, Planetary Governor Quest, Ultramarines, Space Marines, STC, AdMech, Inquisitor, Reasonable Marines, 40K Warhammer, Tau, Chaos, Space, Inquisition 2012-04-22 17 18862428 Consensus World Creation: Terricks Etc Creation of a world that has lava for oceans, a strange and surreal road system, and many interesting races. Consensus Creation, Campaign, Game Ideas, Monster, Writefaggotry, Homebrew, Fantasy, DM, GM, Terricks, Birrits, Yargi, Vown, The Slighted, Space Wizard, The Abhorrent, Wasun, Empores 2012-04-26 3 May 2012 19169232 Planetary Governor Quest: Part 7.5 A short and late session in which we finish negotiating with the Ultramarines, OP refines some things and the Quest scheduling is altered. Most of the problems can be attributed to the new 4chan HTML fucking up. Collective Game, Planetary Governor Quest, Ultramarines, Space Marines, STC, AdMech, Inquisitor, Reasonable Marines, 40K Warhammer, Tau, Chaos, Space, Inquisition, HTML 2012-05-20 11 June 2012 19679873 Planetary Governor Quest: Part 13 We take control of the Ork ship, recover delicious genetic-engineering Archeotech, peel the first layer off the Space Hulk, and start isolating the Chaos Frigate from everything else Collective Game, Planetary Governor Quest, Ultramarines, Space Marines, STC, AdMech, Inquisitor, Reasonable Marines, 40K Warhammer, Tau, Chaos, Space, Inquisition, HTML 2012-06-30 16 July 2012 19823831 Stranded in Fantasy Campaign OP is starting a Stranded in Fantasy game for his group and is asking /tg/ for advice. 008 himself come by with some advice. Stranded in Fantasy, 008, awesome, Dm discussion 2012-07-11 3 19907871 The Tales of Mike, The God of Stupidity A thread in which the tales of Mike, the most retarded and idiotic GM ever, are told DM, GM, That Guy, That GM, Mike, Stupidity, 2012-07-17 7 19951003 That Group We all know about that guy and that DM, but what about that group? that guy, that group, that dm, horror stories 2012-07-19 5 19963079 /tg/ tropes you like /tg/ sits down and talks about the things we like in our tabletop games. dnd, roleplaying, rping, DM, DMing, plot, discussion 2012-07-20 5 August 2012 20238400 Bad DM cannot into drama Douchebag DMing thread is taken over by the rageworthy tale of a DM who despite being a drama major completely fails to deliver any to his group. Bad DMing, storytime, That Guy, That DM, douchebag DM 2012-08-09 19 September 2012 20693047 Scary Shit, DMing Tips subtle things are the scariest scary, bricks shat, DMing, tips 2012-09-13 6 20863758 Hangover Mechanicus 2 The second thrilling installment in Vyrius' quest to not piss off an order of Adepta Sororitas. Turns out he's pretty terrible at it. 40K, writefaggotry, Sororitas, AdMech, Techpriest, Sister of Battle, alcohol, butthurt 2012-09-26 6 October 2012 21023175 Player attempts to eat everything OP seeks help on dealing with omnivorous player, turns into storytime of his exploits Storytime, Humor, OMNOMNOM, DM 2012-10-07 0 November 2012 21445029 The Tale of an Industrious Rogue GM tells a story about the business exploits of his players, and the crazy plans they made. Industrious Rogue, Pathfinder, Storytime, DM Kroft, Salt, Business, Dreams 2012-11-06 103 February 2013 22938730 DM Quest: Part 1 Fa/tg/uys take on the role of Robbert, an unemployed DM who decides to run FATAL for his group. DM Quest, Collective Game, Person, CYOA, FATAL 2013-02-03 6 22954278 DM Quest: Part 2 Robbert's adventure continues, the game starts, cops break in, and cosmic stuff happens DM Quest, Collective Game, Person, CYOA, FATAL 2013-02-04 8 22993614 #MyMagicalRealms dark secrets Drama of the highest sort in the ERP community, as someone reveals the scandalous That GM actions of the leader of #MyMagicalRealm and the tale of highest asshattery. Story time, awesome, Dickery, That DM, ERP, IRC, DRAMA, OHGODTHEDRAMA 2013-02-07 6 23031407 The return of Ivan D. Strelnikov The glorious leader and hero of /tg/'s Chickensmoothie Invasion returns and tells us about his adventures on other Freeform RPGs. Ivan Dmitri Strelnikov, Communism, Communist, Russian, Stalker ,Chicken Smoothie, Infiltration, Invasion, Freeform, RPG 2013-02-08 5 23098241 Alexander Crackedmind: A Real Life BBEG A thread start out fairly innocent, but brings forth an individual who has shattered his own mind using tulpa in the pursuit of fame and recognition. Seems to be a real like BBEG. BBEG, Alexander, Crackedmind, real, life, tulpa, weird 2013-02-11 8 23188679 Instant Nobles OP asks for quick noble houses, names and relations for a game he is going to be running. tg delivers DM, noble, house 2013-02-16 6 March 2013 23652450 .//Hack Quest Vol. 1 Ronin Chapter 2 Mifune and 1/2 venture into Delta/ Sacred Superior Venom Fang, and of course, fate would have them face off against danger... Collective game, Ken Smith, .hack, CC Corp Admin, Adept Rogue 2013-03-13 16 23672922 .//Hack Quest Vol. 1 Ronin Chapter 3 We remove sleep from Muramasa and bring emo goth reaper into the old dungeon on a second try. Guy isn't so bad after all. Collective game, Ken Smith, .hack, CC Corp Admin, Adept Rogue 2013-03-14 17 23744813 .hack//QUEST Ronin Vol 1. chapter 4 Kenichi parties up with some new friends and experiences an interesting server error. Collective Game, .//hack, Ken Smith, weeaboo, CC Corp Admin 2013-03-18 17 23795866 .hack// Quest Volume 1 Ronin Chapter 5 Seeing nothing inherently odd with Muramasa's texture as of now, Mifune carries on as it's nothing. The party continues on with the "Destroy the Buried Treasure!" Quest, slaying Ghost pirates! .hack, Collective Game, CC Corp Admin, Ken Smith, weeaboo, 2013-03-21 15 April 2013 24215245 Beginner Guide to Dungeon Mastering Advice on how to DM. Templates, instructions, and intermediate advice also. dnd, dnd 3.5, dm, dungeon master, dungeon mastering, advice, help, newbie, beginner, dowjin 2013-04-13 11 May 2013 24579188 The HypnoJew's Elven Civilization Thread high magic elves vs orcs. WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?! elves, elf, orc, civilization, civ, GM, DM, game master, dungeon master, player, players, player driven, game, games, play by post, pbp, roleplay, role play, rpg 2013-05-02 5 24576270 GM Toolkits for all to enjoy! /tg/ gets together and posts all their favourite GM tools. Tools, GM, GMing, DM, DMing, Helpful, Tips, Resources 2013-05-03 18 24615012 Elf Civ pt2 It continues elves, elf, orc, civilization, civ, GM, DM, game master, dungeon master, player, players, player driven, game, games, play by post, pbp, roleplay, role play, rpg 2013-05-04 4 24636378 Edgymancy Zombie Quest Part 1 OP's attempt at a zombie request results in a game of edgymancy. Collective Game, Zombie, Edgymancy Quest, Edgymancy, 2edgy4u, Damien Bloodmoon 2013-05-05 17 24674573 concept art (lizardmen) see title character art, lizardmen 2013-05-07 -9 24762261 Swamp Lizardmen Civilization Game #1 Escaping from our dwarven captors, the tribe of lizardmen face further tyranny from their reptilian brothers and are forced to hide inside an old underground ruin. Generic, civilization game, civilization, game, swamp, lizardmen, lizardman, collective game 2013-05-11 10 25148048 Dick DM Moves /tg/ vents about bullshit they've had to endure from their DMs /tg/, dm, DMing, DMs, DM advice, DM, gm, GMing, Gming, GM, That DM, That GM 2013-05-31 13 June 2013 25233169 Lizard Union Quest 2 We decide to attack the city of Gatiska and are victorious Collective Game, Lizard Union Quest, Nation Goverment,BoarTowerr,Lizardmen 2013-06-04 -1 25295960 Lizard Union Quest 4 The Lizardfolk deal with both internal and external threats, ending on the brink of civil war. Collective Game, Lizard Union Quest, Nation Goverment, BoarTowerr, Lizardmen 2013-06-07 1 25404002 First-time GM Stories /tg/ recalls the first time they ever ran a game /tg/, storytime, GM, DM 2013-06-14 7 25594732 A tale of a rabbit, a hobbit and that dm Anon appears with a story-time of much bullshittery inflicted by a rail-roading DM, and one plucky rabbit that manages to survive it. A game of kill the wabbit ensues. storytime, that dm, one lucky bunny 2013-06-23 43 25619615 Supernatural session story time A DM with a devoted group comes to tell the story of his best session ever to /tg/, and get ideas for the questline. /tg/ enjoys and obliges. horror, supernatural, dm, gm, story time, 2013-06-24 21 25625236 Secrets of GMing GMs let us /tg/ in on their dirty little secrets DM, dm, gm, GM, DMing, GMing, NPC, NPCs, npcs, npc, railroading, Railroading, players 2013-06-25 6 July 2013 25898657 The Story of the Insane Anti-Magic Stone DM The tale of a batshit crazy DM and his many PDFs. "Your nervous system is based on electricity that is based on electrons" crazy, that dm, witch, magic, story, epic 2013-07-09 55 25936580 Return of the Insane Anti-Magic Stone DM More stories about the infamous anti-magic stone GM are told, as we see how deep the rabbit hole goes. "To live forever, or younger, and regain your youth, you need to injest the blood of younger people that still have dividing cells, replacing your cells with theirs, maybe a blood transfusion would work too?" crazy, that dm, epic, story, magic, insane 2013-07-11 22 25892487 DM dickery /tg/ reminisces about the weird shit they've done as GMs DM, dm, gm, GM, DMing, GMing, NPC, NPCs, npcs, npc, railroading, Railroading, players, weird shit, dare you enter my magical realm, storytime 2013-07-11 2 25961740 The Insane Anti-Magic Stone DM, Part 3 Even more stories about the infamous anti-magic stone GM are told, as we see how deep the rabbit hole goes. "If the state was to armour their vehicles in layes of light weight bullet proof glass they could just run the enemy down as the militants don't have access to that, or, if they did, there would be a stalemate and then they would slow down. Even if you fire a rocket at such a vehicle it would only dent the glass, so that is an aggressive approach." crazy, that dm, epic, story, magic, insane 2013-07-14 17 25996456 Civilization Game: The Cult of Otimgo The cult is born! Our lizards start a heresy, build a home, slaughter some humans, and encounter a dragon. collective game, civilization, civilization game, lizardfolk, lizardmen 2013-07-14 2 26011441 Civilization Game: The Cult of Otimgo II Where big plans crumble before the looming human threat collective game, civilization, civilization game, lizardfolk, lizardmen, Culf of Otimgo 2013-07-15 1 August 2013 26748684 The step-parent retcon Is the GM allowed to force a sudden new parentage onto characters who have already written out that area of their backstory? /tg/ debates. GM, DM, advice, discussion, debate, spoilers, reveal, plot twist, roleplay 2013-08-21 2 26796063 We are all Terrible DMs We really, really are That GM, That DM, discussion, confession 2013-08-24 -5 26793774 Four powers, One World /tg/ gets cracking on a new setting involving 4 major superpowers: USA, China, the EU and Russia, and Pan-Asia. Setting, brainstorm, DM, DMing, GMing, GM 2013-08-25 7 26912082 PDF Sharing Thread /tg/ shares their pdf files PDF, DM, rpg 2013-08-31 3 September 2013 27029974 Monster Hunter Quest We wake up on the beach with our hunting party. Collective Game, Monster Hunter, Monster Hunter Quest, Guildmaster 2013-09-05 5 27148972 Post Apoc Hivemind Mutant Civ Quest Part 4 We've gathered enough resource to unlock lower unexplored base. Unbelievable rewards in store. Addition of two new factions and heroes, Richard the Cyborg and the Broodmother. Collective Game, Mutants, Civ Quest, Hivemind, Cyborg, broodmother 2013-09-11 5 27185916 14 Questions "maker of worlds" doles out a 14 point personality quiz and fleshes out the answers. game ideas, DM, character 2013-09-13 4 27328051 Veterans of the Second Dragon War An 'Ask a veteran of the Second Dragon War' thread evolves into reminiscence of the war and it's horrors roleplay, second dragon war, not world war two with dragons, elves, lizardmen, lich, dragons, second dragon war, veterans 2013-09-21 7 27415006 Touhouvania Quest Exactly what it sounds like. Touhouvania Quest, Collective Game, Touhou, SDM 2013-09-26 9 27408005 Post Apoc Hivemind Mutant Civ Quest Part 15 OP is busy, so mostly discussion. Later returns, and another close call happens. Ironically, peace is restored as we slowly settle into living the perpetual Battle of the 4 armies. New Ghoul hero. Collective Game, Mutants, Civ Quest, Hivemind, Broodmother, War 2013-09-27 5 October 2013 27658903 Problem player? Don't get me wrong...he's a damn good role player who stays in-character during the session and never meta games. Surprisingly, it's that last part that's causing all the issues. Problem, problem player, D&D, DM, dick-ass rogue, lulz, rage, That Guy 2013-10-09 10 27675147 Level 0 Peasants vs 5 Rats We knew they were still inside, the chewing.. The terrible chewing. How did they get out of the basement? we had, in our previous lives, forgotten to close the door behind us. Level 0, Story time, DM, Evil, Bear trap, Peasants, TPK 2013-10-10 95 27689041 "That Guy" thread /tg/ shares that guy horror stories, finds that guy among us That Guy, Bad Player, Bad DM 2013-10-13 3 27948809 How to into villains A thread starts off with GMs sharing tricks they like; it eventually switches into a discussion om how to make good BBEGs. villain, BBEG, Lich, necromancer, paladin, GM, DM 2013-10-26 4 November 2013 28328109 /tg/ brews Cursed Weapons OP asks for cursed weapons, /tg/ naturally delivers cursed, item thread, items, dm resource, dm, WIZARD 2013-11-17 1 December 2013 28617703 Times your group has had to end for the night Times a campaign has had to restart, be rewritten, or put on hold because of silly bullshit players pull. Also a small bit of advice on worldbuilding. DM, GM, DMing, GMing, worldbuilding, story, stories, storytime, PC, GMPC, DMPC, bard, paladin, seduction, cancer, Elder evil, EE, BBEG 2013-12-02 5 28745264 MayorQuest #1: Kozlov Begins Kozlov Nikitovich, Communist Mayor of Worsterchire, challenges the Lizard Wizards to a duel as the Winter Wind Feast approaches. Collective Game, Quest, Mayor, Lizardmen, Kozlov 2013-12-09 0 28921062 Wilderness Surival Tips OP Asked how to make survival interesting. Lots of good discussion. Wilderness, RPG, DMing, GMing 2013-12-18 0 28932580 Adventure Seeker Deadman Quest 1 Adventure Seeker Deadman kicks off to a start with a fight against the strongest Undertaker. Collective Game, Adventure Seeker Deadman Quest, Blame, Deadman Wonderland, crossover 2013-12-18 1 28971493 Adventure Seeker Deadman Quest 2 We get revived in the far future, then dunk a cyborg into a pit of acid. Collective Game, Quest, BLAME!, Deadman Quest 2013-12-20 6 29106693 Tale of the BDSM DM A thread about bad DMs turns into a storytime about a DM heavily into BDSM, Rape and Dragons. That Guy, That DM, Rape, Weird, Dragons, Storytime 2013-12-30 -6 29155369 Tale of the BDSM DM (Correct thread) A request for tales of bad DMs turns into a storytime session about a BDSM obsessed DM, rape and dragons. BDSM, storytime, that guy, that dm, dean 2013-12-30 11 January 2014 29668006 Excellent DM/GM Tools Thread A useful thread chock full of suggestions and links to extremely useful software and websites for Game Masters to use in their campaigns GM, DM, GM Tools, DM Tools 2014-01-23 13 February 2014 29963025 That Guy thread ft. Kid A recount of various That-Guy stories. Also the stories of an awesome Kid. that guy, Kid, That DM, That GM, 2014-02-03 23 30122332 A harry potter quest Part 0 Russian girl named Anastasia Markova enters hogwarts, people bicker about Hufflepuff. Character generation A Harry potter Quest, Headmaster, Char gen, Hufflepuff 2014-02-10 1 30126098 A harry potter quest Part 1 Anastasia Markova Goes shopping for School supplies with her muggle father and Ms. Cartwright from the ministry of magic. Meanwhile we have meaningless arguments about Owls and cats A Harry potter Quest, Headmaster, shopping, Hufflepuff 2014-02-10 4 March 2014 30774027 Tengu Paladin helpthread A DM who is PCing in his own campaign due to a spinoff with another PC asks /tg/ for roleplaying advice. /tg/ delivers. tengu, paladin, roleplay, help, dm, ask_tg, 2014-03-11 0 31148798 Player Pains Thread /tg/ discusses PC pet peeves. Doubles as a THAT DM thread. player, pains, that, dm, tg, 2014-03-31 0 April 2014 31230485 On the divinity of the God Emperor Some guy asks for in-universe arguments for proof of the Emperor's divinity. He gets what he asked for, along with pasta, slight storytime, and DMing advice 40k, Emperor, Emps, Emprah, funny, story, storytime, stories, pasta, copypasta, fuck witches, DM, GM, DH, that guy, argument, arguing, theology 2014-04-03 3 31328439 Party Beginnings Anons discuss interesting, memorable, unique, and awesome beginnings to roleplaying campaigns. GMs steal ideas for their games. game ideas, roleplay, game, DM, GM, awesome, /tg/, campaign, Campaign, ideas, Roleplay, original content, brainstorm, getting shit done, brainstorming, roleplaying, Game Design, 2014-04-08 3 31498025 Oversized Weapon Quest 26 You solve a case, get drunk, find a friendservant, and start your new adventure! Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Goblins, Big Swords, Alcohol, Lizardmen 2014-04-16 21 31553537 Gnolls, how do they even work? In which a DM responds to a player's request to fuck a Gnoll female, which turns into a discussion of the ethical and social impacts of Gnolls on society Gnoll, Furry, Sex, Anatomy, National Geographic, What is this, I don't even, DM, Urethradicks 2014-04-18 7 31561086 Gentlemen Spiderfolk Worldbuilding A thread on spiderfolk rapidly develops into an entire middle eastern/arabian nights setting with intellectual philosopher-gentlemen who just happen to be vaguely humanoid spider-monsters. Also pigmy headhunter kobolds. gentleman, gentlemen, spider, spiderfolk, worldbuilding, philosophers, middle east, kobolds, pigmy headhunter kobolds, roman, roman lizardmen, 2014-04-20 5 May 2014 32390522 That DM THread #3897583465095834 Yet another "That DM" thread. Get your guilty pleasure right here. that, guy, that guy, dm, that dm, 2014-05-27 2 June 2014 32858433 That Guy/DM/Group You know what tine it is that dm, that guy, that group, bad, dwarf 2014-06-19 1 July 2014 33114825 The story of Legacy War BASED Regalia delivers the tales of he and his friends playtesting someone's RPG that's secretly a self-insert Naruto fanfic. Story, Epic, Game Design, Naruto, DM, GM, funny 2014-07-01 34 August 2014 34173548 GM rage quits Ragequits and storytimes rage, ragequit, storytime, that guy, that dm 2014-08-16 0 34302752 Ghostbusters: Japan Quest Episode 31 The grandsmothers try to find a wife for Daisuke, parents aren't much use and we look like a pedophile as young girls think ghostbusting is wicked cool. Until a foxy witch rescues us just like in the movies. Collective Game, Ghost Busters, Japan, Youkai, Kitsune, Grandmothers, 2014-08-22 12 September 2014 34771534 The King of Homeless A reflection upon the privileges granted to the King of Homeless. creepy, awesome, The Sandman, Emperor Norton I 2014-09-11 30 35027951 Assassin School quest 1 We choose our "hero" Layla Miller, A girl who has a knack for poison and explosives and register her in the Academy of the lucky coin, a school for assassins. She meets her roommate, a strange girl called Maria Smith, goes to some classes, Poisons someone with an overdoes of potassium (they deserved it)and has good first day at school Assassin School quest, The Headmaster, Quest, School, Assassin, Poison, murder, 2014-09-22 10 35071939 Assassin School quest 2 In which Layla makes three new friends, gets stabbed by a nun, goes to the infirmary for a three days, Gets a new hoodie and a lucky coin, and has a strange dream. Assassin School quest, The Headmaster, Quest, School, Assassin, Poison, Nun, 2014-09-24 10 35134961 Assasin school quest 3 Layla gets put under house arrest by her roommate, but that doesn't stop her from taking her first mission and taking a visit to japan to kill a yakuza with a big ego, and and even bigger stomach. Assassin School quest, The Headmaster, Quest, School, Assassin, Poison, Murder, Yakuza 2014-09-27 10 35179648 Assassin School quest 4 Layla has a rather uneventful (read, didn't kill anyone) day, besides being chased around campus by a very angry teacher, pissing off the request guy, and trying to get into stealth class Assassin School quest, The Headmaster, Quest, School, Assassin, Poison, Chase, 2014-09-29 6 October 2014 35265797 Assassin School quest 5 Layla deals with the cold, gets into a fist fight, and tortures the nun with the poisons teacher, and goes for a walk on the beach. rather short thread Assassin School quest, The Headmaster, Quest, School, Assassin, Poison, Nun, Torture, 2014-10-03 6 35268387 Ghostbusters Japan: Episode 37 With the help of some unlikely allies, we free Yurei and Sachiko only to end up in the fire. Collective Game, Ghost Busters, Japan, Sandman, Syren 2014-10-03 12 35348174 Assassin School quest 6 Layla goes on a visit to an unspecified European country with Maria and a new friend to kill a count, along the way she steals clothing from a dead girl, jumps on to a chandelier, and faces down a centuries old, suicidal Vampire count who's been feeding on innocent peasant girls for who knows how long, how exciting Assassin School quest, The Headmaster, Quest, School, Assassin, Poison, Vampire, bad accents, 2014-10-07 5 35390960 Assassin School quest 7 Layla wanders around with a wounded arm, meets a truly strange teacher, finds some free TNT, reads a strange letter, and watches a cheesy horror movie with her roommate, and goes on a mission for little rhyme or reason Assassin School quest, The Headmaster, Quest, School, Assassin, Poison, Nun, 2014-10-09 5 35398922 Assassin School quest 7 part 2 Lyla's African adventure continues, her guide dies to mysterious circumstances (Layla), and invades the camp of a warlord, things quickly go sour and the hunter becomes the hunted Assassin School quest, The Headmaster, Quest, School, Assassin, Poison, African warlord, 2014-10-09 3 35415617 Catboy Quest Part 1 The freshly-named Purrwin Schrödinger is sent into a fantasy world which the whims of the dice gods have set to maximum cruelty. Things start going badly for our cuddly protagonist as soon as the game begins, as he deals with a dangerous fall, a dark forest, and unfriendly town guards. Catboy Quest, collective game, drawquest, cbqdm, catboy, Purrwin Schrödinger, cruel world, falling, cats always land on their feet 2014-10-10 7 35434978 Assassin School quest 8 In which Layla turns the nun into a vampire after a light session of torture and tea, learns the basics of disguise, And meets the PE teacher. She also makes a bomb Assassin School quest, The Headmaster, Quest, School, Assassin, Poison,Nun, Vampire, 2014-10-11 2 35459846 Creature of the night Quest 1 Alan Hallow, Private detective, father of two, divorced. Has a terrible day, his heart is torn out and replaced with a bunch of thorns, the first friendly face he sees is eaten by some kind of monster, his smokes are gone, and he looks like a bad Halloween costume. The Headmaster, quest, Creature of the night quest, Undead, Monsters, private detective 2014-10-12 2 35549246 Assassin School quest 9 In which Layla meets parts of the nightshift, cheers up her roommate, and taunts a vampire nun Assassin School quest, The Headmaster, Quest, School, Assassin, Poison, 2014-10-16 7 35630241 Assassin School quest 10 In which Layla Puts down a mad dog, meets a new face, and Takes a mission to kill a corrupt frenchman. Rather short thread Assassin School quest, The Headmaster, Quest, School, Assassin, Poison, 2014-10-20 6