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5/30/11: OH HEY NEW ARCHIVE PAGE. IT ONLY TOOK ME A THOUSAND FUCKIN' YEARS TO GET AROUND TO IT. Threads are in a different order now but to offset that you can make quest threads disappear like magic YAY

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December 2007
908925Good GM / Bad GMThe difference between win and fail.DM, GM, epic, fail2007-12-18 4 
952471Things a DM should never say after you roll a natural 20The usual, with a dash of minotaur...d20, DM, Epic, Fail2007-12-31 9 
April 2008
1460461Evil Game AbortionA DM lets a new guy have the wheel. Evil characters and game breakage occurs. DM rages.D&D , story , DM , evil2008-04-03 9 
June 2008
1927081Rapeguard, continuedUpdate on Anonymous' plan for vengeance on his group's DM.No it's not a rape thread, blackguard, stupid DM, paladins 2008-06-07 25 
May 2008
1775987RapeguardA moronic DM shoehorns a celibate paladin into a magically-dominated fall because "all men want to have sex with women, no matter what they say." /tg/ plots revenge.No it's not a rape thread, blackguard, stupid DM, paladins2008-05-20 28 
June 2008
2088233How to make players die insideSome VERY nasty things DM can make to players. Makes TPKs look like saying hello.Evil, D&D, RP, DM2008-06-26 23 
February 2010
8087551Awesome Paladin storytimeA story that starts off with dick DM going "lol Paladin falls" that becomes something far, far greater.Paladin, Falling, DM Horror, writefag2010-02-15 18 
September 2008
2530841What your DM is acutally thinking.GM'ing is a lot harder than one might think. That doesn't excuse their dick-ishness, though. See what your GM is really thinking when you get around his cleverly laid plans.DM, GM, Gamemaster, Dungeonmaster, Storyteller, inside thoughts, railroading2008-09-09 4 
2631570DM Horror Stories/tg/ recounts some of their best DM horror stories.DM horror, D&D2008-09-22 5 
October 2008
2742715The Post-Apocalyptic RoadmapEpic writefaggotry ensues as Anons provide "on the ground intel" of what their local area is like three years after a nuclear war. A setting with win begins to take form.Post-apocalyptic, roadmap, writefaggotry, setting2008-10-06 6 
January 2009
3556122The tale of a Sorotias, her flamer and an STC archiveA Dark Heresy GM reports how an overzealous player torched a data bank containing hundreds of STCs before asking "what does /tg/ think would be a reasonable response to what happened here?" The response is unanimous.40k, stc, admech2009-01-30 11 
February 2010
7985592New DM Advice. Also NoseA new DM asks for some general advice on running a game. What happens next is very strange, but there is some excellent advice generated by the intelligent yet desperate basement-dwellers of /tg/. Takes about 10 to 20 posts before getting good.new, DM, advice, nose2010-02-09 2 
March 2009
3941796Poleaxe-wielding dwarf princessAnon asks what a good system would be. For his 8-year old niece.RPG, Advice, DM2009-03-12 8 
4054382The Best DMDM posts a true story that makes every fa/tg/uy feel a little bit better about the world. Restores /tg/'s faith in humanity. Every fa/tg/uy wishes they could join his group.DM, Story2009-03-23 65 
April 2009
4201710How to make a Horror GameTripfag asks how to run a horror game, anon delivers. Vocabulary, delivery, and themes used for best effect are detailed.DM, RPG, Horror, Terror, Lovecraft, Evil Parrot2009-04-07 7 
June 2009
4941851What not to do with little girls.Anonymous asks how to get rid of a little girl NPC stalking his party. Just when the thread can't get any worse, it is saved by a grimdark derail.little girl, bad DM, Dark Heresy, awesome DM2009-06-21 6 
August 2009
5447813Times you've surprised your GM.Often in badass and/or hilarious ways.DM,curveball2009-08-14 1 
5511229How to make a settingSolid thread on making a good setting.game design, d&d, homebrew, useful, dm, gm, world building, ideas2009-08-19 20 
5557739Blackguard Radio Chatter*Hiss* Is this working? *Static* Inquisitor Lord are you there? Your blackship crashed and we're stranded! *Static* -end help. Did you survive the crash?Raido Static, Blackguard, Guardmen2009-08-23 -1 
5665007Knocking on the DoorFreaky stuff DMs pulled on their players.Horror, DM, Stories, Scary2009-08-31 6 
5663000Forced meme about DM cats.What the title saysadvice dog, DM cat2009-08-31 2 
September 2009
5795957Grandmaster Chyo QuestThe road to enlightenment is rocky!Guru, Grandmaster Chyo, Quest, Collective Game,2009-09-10 7 
5940037Worst DM/Player StoriesA collection of stories about bad DMs and bad players. Wasteland Warrior shows up at the end with a few of his stories.Bad DMs, Bad players, stories, Wasteland Warrior2009-09-21 21 
5985194Crazy Fucked up DM storiesOP tries to start a thread about crazy DMs by telling a story about his girl DM running monster-rape games- Anon convinces him to try to hook up with DM, and no other crazy DM stories are told.D&D, Crazy, DM2009-09-24 6 
October 2009
6088875OH GOD WHAT AM I READINGOP tells the story of one of the greatest mindfuck campaigns of all time.mindfuck, god-tier DM2009-10-01 76 
6358010Sandbox DMingAnonymous details an algorithm for running open, "sandbox" D&D worlds, then discusses DMing tactics. Mostly archivable for the algorithmic DMing idea.Sandbox, DMing, D&D, DM, tips2009-10-21 8 
November 2009
6516181Advice for StorytellersA no-troll, no-nonsense, honest set of advice for how to become a better DM/GM/Storyteller/Whatever-the-fuck-they-call-it-this-week.DM, GM, rookie, advice, useful2009-11-01 2 
6899036Stupid Players, DM SMASH!Namefag free story time, on par with WW's best.story time, dick moves, DM hate2009-11-28 5 
January 2010
7401927actual DMing adviceno really its actual advice.DM GM advice tips tricks2010-01-03 8 
December 2009
6975776Awesome DM tips are awesomeNew DM asks for advice. Kind anon dumps what has the be a must read for DM's of 4th edition.DnD, DMing, 4th Edition2009-12-03 4 
7256441How to not be a shitty DMOP asks how to not be a crap DM /tg/ helpsDM, Help2009-12-23 2 
7251082Bad DMing storytime and adviceAnon asks for stories about poor DMing, and /tg/ provides; plenty of advice on how not to be a bad DM is given as well.storytime, DMs, bad, DMing2009-12-23 2 
January 2010
7507054BOOK!Book! Or, books, rather! For insertion into your campaigns.Books, dm resource, list, literature, writefaggotry2010-01-09 2 
February 2010
8175884How To Sandbox DM, Part 2A request from a DM turns into a discussion on sandbox DMing, references http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6358010/ and Ars Ludi.DMing sandbox worldbuilding world building2010-02-20 2 
April 2010
8965303Adeptus Quest 1Techpriestess Lyra and Servitor Peg-Leg get really fucking lost on a horrible rock with Orks and possibly-Heretical Space Marines and all they wanted to do was save their ship. Adeptus Quest, 40k, AdMech2010-04-04 0 
9114489Adeptus Quest 2Techpriestess Lyra, her faithful Servitor Peg-Leg, and Space Marines fuck up orks and more besides and OH FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT OH OMNISSIAH AND ALL THE SAINTS. Adeptus Quest, 40k, AdMech2010-04-11 2 
9217744Adeptus Quest #3In which we narrowly avoid falling to Ruinous Powers and show the a daemon the power prayer.Adeptus Quest, 40k, AdMech2010-04-16 0 
9391452Adeptus Quest 4Lyra punches Daemons into oblivion, and GOOD END is achieved. Adeptus Quest, 40k, AdMech2010-04-24 0 
9403585Tables for adding flavor to a campaignA huge resource of tables for DMs to use for their campaigns. Good material here for when your creativity got lost, or you need to speed up session creation.Tables, charts, DMing, 2e2010-04-25 4 
9411513Servo-Skull QuestIn which a servo-skull designed to fight daemons is assigned to a Secutor. Then all it does is hit on maid skulls. Servo Quest, 40k, AdMech2010-04-25 5 
May 2010
9614082Running a Horror GameA thread about tips to run a horror game, great read for any aspiring DMs.Horror, Advice, DMs, Setting, Help2010-05-05 2 
10098576The Worst DM In HistoryThread begins with a poster raging over a familiar that sponatneously dies of hunger. Thread moves on to the tale of a player knocking his DM unconcious with a Player Guide.Worst DM Ever Assassin Lazerus Familiars2010-05-28 60 
June 2010
10578551So, our DM is XFa/tg/uy asks for advice about his gay DM. Some serious responses, and then new copypasta is made.DM advice, copypasta, gay2010-06-18 12 
10812118Ideas for an abandoned Dwarf Fortress Dungeon DelveSetting discussion for a dungeon crawl set in a world consumed by magical cold.Settings, DM, Mechanics2010-06-29 5 
August 2010
11633267I Love You, NPCNPC's are in every game. They give you missions, die at your hands, and, sometimes, you love them hell out of them. /tg/ shares about times when their players got really attached to a NPC.NPC, DM, GM, D&d, Dark Heresey, manly tears2010-08-13 10 
September 2010
11930822Admech ChatThe strange language of the techpriests.40k, AdMech, techpriest2010-09-03 0 
11956946DM runs a D&D game for a biker gang.A brave DM shares a story of a D&D 3.5 session he ran for a biker gang. D&D 3.5 bikers dm kobolds2010-09-05 86 
December 2010
13309241Random EncountersA collection of proposed random encounters. Some creepy, some funny, all decidedly randomRandom Encounter, DM Ideas2010-12-28 4 
October 2010
12526117What happens when a starship goes into a Black Hole? LETS FIND OUT.Some DH players shoot a ship straight into a black hole. Wat do.dark heresy, space, rush, lear, dm, black hole2010-10-22 0 
12582554Most Trustworthy of EightOP posts interesting question, /tg/ responds with class and many lols are had.Trustworthy, DM help, epic2010-10-27 4 
12594371Most Trustworthy of SixteenOP continues with a new 8.Trustworthy, DM help2010-10-28 0 
12621591helpful links for DMsexactly what it says on the timdm tools helpful2010-10-30 8 
November 2010
12661791Rock and Roll CoCElvis Presley, Buddy Holly, Nat King Cole, and Frank Sinatra play a benefit concert for the damned, hijinks ensue.Call of Cthulhu, Rock and Roll, DM, CoC2010-11-03 2 
12692497Trustworthy? 32-40Ribbonfag asks /tg/'s opinion of eight more.Trustworthy, DM help, characters, portraits, ribbonfag, first impressions2010-11-06 1 
12711995Bombardini: The Return (Also his shitty DM rages)Probably staged, but the DM of the game Bomb "Ruined" returns to bitch and whine, interesting things ensueBombardini, Vampirefaggotry, Shit DMs2010-11-07 15 
127612581001 useful campaign ideasVarious fa/tg/uys chime in with useful plot hooks, villain ideas, riddles, and other tidbits for making your campaign betterdming, advice, ideas, roleplay2010-11-12 2 
June 2011
15210218The Legend of MandorThe greatest DMPC of all time saves the day while everyone else watches (and the elf gets raped)mandor, DMPC, epic2011-06-10 12 
December 2010
13153489How to do a Dark Setting ProperlyTheory and details on how to make a grimdark setting. Concise and excellent DM advice.Grimdark, DM, GM, World Building, RPG, advice, setting, grim and dark2010-12-15 16 
13277875DragonmechWell, this doe--THIS IS AWESOME.dragonmech, dm2010-12-26 37 
13303204DM Wants Game MusicHello, /tg/. I am in need of orchestral music for DnD battle scenes. What sort of stuff do you use?DM, GM, resources, music2010-12-27 1 
13323951How to run a horror gameA discussion of how to run a horror game that actually scares your players. Many good ideas are forthcominghorror, DMing, atmosphere, scary,2010-12-29 2 
13330806Dragonmech 2The awesome continues.dragonmech, dm2010-12-30 20 
13337530Dragonmech 3The finale!dragonmech, dm2010-12-31 20 
January 2011
13517103Horrible things DMs do...OP relays the story of a Horrible DM who ends up derailing the game because of what he does. Others join in.D&D, epic, Roleplay, DM2011-01-14 0 
13623151Endman and the City of Gold (part 2)Endman's adventures in the City of Gold continue as he battles his way free of the deadly arena and sets his sights on the Diamond of Amia!Lego Quest, Endman, Futuron2011-01-23 5 
13634795DnD Horror Stories ThreadThings that happened to you that made you wanna throw your dice against the wall, things your DM does that make you want to slam his head into his table, things your PCs do that make you want to summon Cthulhu into your game.Retarded DMs, GMPC, Fail, Faggotry2011-01-25 1 
December 2012
22285109TG answers a poll about DnDTG answers a poll about DnD, DM strategies, and casters. Results surprise.DnD, 3.5, Dungeons and Dragons, caster, wizard, DM, dungeon master2012-12-30 0 
February 2011
14037159How to be a good DM/GMSome easy advice on how to be a good DM/GM. Applies to every system out there.DM, GM, Advice, Good, How-to2011-02-25 6 
March 2011
14100433Puzzle Thread/tg/ Discusses the use of riddles, puzzles, and other mental challenges they've used in their games.RPG, Roleplay, Puzzles, Riddles, Riddle, D&D, Lovecraft, DMing, DM2011-03-03 1 
14130012Everything /tg/ Hates about D&DThe boring and overdone tropes and cliches that we all know and hate in our Roleplaying games.D&D, dungeons and dragons, noobs, that guy, DMing, faggotry, kenders, cliches, RAGE2011-03-05 1 
14394648DRYH DMing tipsA DM goes above and beyond to bring the creepiest game of Don't Rest Your Head on record to his players.Don't Rest Your Head, DRYH, The Doctor, DM2011-03-29 23 
June 2011
15107319Sometimes you just give it to themInstances when a DM just gives a character something/Non combat awesome storiesElfbeard, Bearded Elf, Cook Battle, Bakery, DM, Stories2011-06-01 14 
March 2011
14418182WHY.jpgA thread about DMs and other players being dicks... Or just plain stupid.why, d&d, bad dm, bad player, /d/m, what, whut, wut, wat, stupidity, herp, derp2011-03-31 2 
December 2012
22272547Waterworldesque RP ideasTake one part Waterworld, 2 parts good ideas, and blend smoothly. Motivations and ideas for a water-based, post-apocalyptic campaign setting.RP, RPG, Waterworld, Setting, GM, DM, Post Apocalyptic2012-12-29 3 
April 2011
14500694Sorcerer Quest 14We talk with a couple of ripouse, Rejek and Yumea, and Orpheus finishes spying for us. Next time, we will come face to face with Kresis, chief of the Sunsplitters.Sorcerer, Quest, Collective Game, Sorcerer Quest, Lizardman, Gnoll2011-04-07 5 
14562748Sorcerer Quest 15We finally met up with Kresis, and man, he has a LOT to say. Looks like we'll have to take out some hydra-dragon hybrids to secure his help. In the meantime we, the players, are left to ponder the meaning of justice.Sorcerer, Quest, Sorcerer Quest, Collective Game, lizardmen, gnoll2011-04-12 5 
14594217Stat LeechOP describes a character encountered in his game, with the horrific ability to absorb others' stat levels.character, game, what do, stats, 3.5, girl, DM, Pun Pun, overpowered2011-04-15 3 
14604016Adeptus Mechanicus GeneralA great discussion about how to create/play an AdMech character."40k" "admech"2011-04-16 1 
14628575The Addams Family (Da da da dum)A player reveals his DM has used the Addams family as the BBEG of the campaign. Discussion over just how fucked he is ensues, along with a lot of extraneous stuff.Addams Family, Dungeons and Dragons, Cooked Halfling, DM2011-04-19 8 
14711890Final Fantas RPG DMing adviceOP asks for a RPG that has a FF feel. FFRPG is introduced and DMing advice is given.FFRPG, final fantasy, dm, advice, setting2011-04-25 0 
May 2011
14824448Chris, the Bane of ReasonTORCHES DON'T WEIGH ANYTHING AND SILVER DOESN'T EXIST in CHRIS'S worldD&D, That Guy, Horrible, DM, Dungeon Master,2011-05-06 7 
14871818Jackie vs the world.A PC in a world that just hates PCs. Eventually he breaks the DM's bullshit in half and frees himself.THAT DM, Maenads, Mary-sue, Storytime, Gestalt, Escape2011-05-10 15 
14888308Sal the bleak, Ur-priest of the end of all.A simple Gypsy guy who's the result of a supernatural gene-bashing, and his exploits as the world he lives in keeps hammering home how cold and uncaring it is to his people. Until he finally snaps and ends the world.Emrakul, Gypsy, Storytime, D&D, Paladin, THAT DM, Bard2011-05-12 10 
14969510RL admech encounters and adventuresThe omnissiah approves of this thread. /tg/ tells of RL invokations of various machine gods to fix things. also interns will do anything.admech IRL RL story storythread storytime2011-05-18 2 
15030699RPGs as Movies and TV seriesEvery movie could just be a retarded session of your favourite movie or show! /tg/ shows us how its donehumor, movie, rpg, tv, DM, bad session2011-05-24 5 
15063299That AWESOME Guy/DMTired of all the That Guy/That DM threads, this was their antithesis with stories of just plain awesome teammates and DMs. Special stories include The Great Caseby, an albino troll with large testicles, and killing gods.story, storytime, stories, D&D, The Great Caseby, Call of Cthulhu, That Awesome Guy, That Awesome DM, Henderson2011-05-29 16 
July 2011
15510995WORST DM EVER MOMENTSPeg-leg Dave asks for worst DM ever moments, Horrible stories followPeg-Leg Dave, worst DM ever2011-07-08 14 
15621909Dark Heresy Loot List /tg/ comes up with a strange and wondrous list of items for Dark Heresy DMs. Puns and references to vidya, comics and literature abound DM, funny, 40K, Dark Heresy, DH, scifi, awesome, items2011-07-19 24 
December 2012
22116071Obongo the KoboldStory of a DMPC done right.kobold, story, DM, DMPC2012-12-19 29 
September 2011
16423368The Garden of Ehnkieridian, Part One and TwoAn amazing tale of a group's quest's to root out an nefarious evil.writefag, garden, ehnkieridian, DnD, evil, DM2011-09-26 8 
October 2011
16664498Exalted ST AdviceA veteran Exalted ST passes down some advice to would-be STsexalted, DM advice2011-10-18 15 
16717231King Alfonso Civilization Game 4New races made, new races discovered, and gunpowder. Decisions, decisions...civilization game, alfonso, sanguine kingdom, fucking dorfs, collective game, lizardmen, goblins2011-10-24 10 
16726480King Alfonso Civilization Game 5We meet Stoner Dragonling and Demon-Summoning Elves. Stuff happens.Hagan, Dragonlings, Civ, Demons, Portal, Elves, Lizardmen, King Alfonso2011-10-25 8 
November 2011
16803032DMing PhilosophersModerately amusing thread about entering a forest and how philosophers would DM itphilosophy philosophers comedy entertaining funny forest DMing2011-11-01 14 
December 2012
21923242How to Netorare OneselfOP feels bad about cockblocking group of Those Guys and That DM, discussion shifts to the mechanics of NTRing oneself. Also: Kohta Hirano's Drifters.That Guy, That DM, NTR, Drifters2012-12-07 -12 
December 2011
17065352In the SwamplandsAnon wishes to know how a civilization based in marsh/bog areas would work. /tg/ reponds, and we soon get Cajun bayou-dwelling lizardmen spearhunters who wear armor made from gator leather and giant-swamp-beetle chitin.swamp, marsh, bog, lizardman, hunting, gators, spear-throwers2011-12-01 5 
17321717The Parrot Shipping CompanyAnon GM turned a simple character trait into full-fledged game experience for one PC, but made it simple enough that it doesn't piss off the rest of the party.OC, Homebrew, Macroeconomics, Houserules, GM, DM2011-12-25 17 
January 2012
17432135/tg/ Threads of 2011 (Greatest Hits)The glories and epic times and stories of the past year on /tg/ are celebrated as we roll in 2012.thread, screencap, DM, that guy, story, stories, epic win2012-01-06 5 
17679146Oh, what tangled webs we weave.A fa/tg/uy offers a technique towards more compelling storytelling by sewing together the goals and beliefs of multiple PCs. Complete with demonstration.GM, DM, PC, advice, story, discussion, roleplaying2012-01-26 71 
February 2012
17907864Spore Collection, Inc.That GM who made the Parrot Trading Co. is back. What starts as a thread about overpreparation results in the creation of a fungal collection company that has Pigmen armed with Browning Machine guns and flame throwers called Baconators.original content, GM, DM, Houserules, Homebrew2012-02-12 8 
17968729Lizard Folk Civilization ThreadLizard Folk are banished, then kill human, befriend DwarvesCivilization Thread, Lizardmen, LizardFolk,2012-02-16 7 
17973055Lizard Folk Civilization Thread #2Banished Lizardfolk continue to grow, fight filthy heathensCivilization Quest, Lizardmen, Lizardfolk2012-02-16 5 
17966272America, from other countriesA thread about all the stereotypes of america, as seen by everyone else in the world.america, guns, fat, supermodels, law, gangsters, gang violence, sue happy, first amendment, second amendment, Hollywood, cowboys 2012-02-16 -9 
17983778Killing the God-Emperor"My Rogue Trader group has sworn an oath to find and kill the God-Emperor of Mankind." And with that, awesome new copypasta is born.God-Emperor, Emprah, copypasta, Rogue Trader, DM, GM2012-02-17 9 
18062118Lizard Folk Civilization Thread #3Planning, indecision, a tower is put up, then.. SPOOKY ISLANDCivilization Thread, Lizardmen, LizardFolk,2012-02-23 1 
18114793That DM and That guy thread - the horror!DM's who make rape-towns and that guy's with cats who vomit up charsheets. Oh gods noHorror, terror, that guy, that dm, 2012-02-29 5 
March 2012
18237435Shadowrun Storytime 2The continued story of a Shadowrun That Guy, now with more berserk troll.Shadowrun, That Guy, 2D, Dervish, Geppetto, DeadMan, Trout, Street Samurai, Hacker, Mage, Infiltrator2012-03-07 35 
18324310Let no good deed go unpunished, ConclusionOnce upon a time, OP shared a story of a jackass DM who felt virtue was its own punishment. Now OP returns months later, with his tale of woegood deeds, no good deed goes unpunished, That DM, that guy,2012-03-14 12 
18417220/tg/ SecretsIn which fa/tg/uys and ca/tg/irls admit to things anonymously that they dare not say aloud. Bad habits, exasperation with players, desires that remain unvoiced? Let it all out, you are among friends.secrets, hidden, admit, that guy, this guy, players2012-03-22 5 
18517679Feudalism Builder 3In which the Dice Gods inform House Cannith (among others) to kindly go hang.collect_game Feudalism_Builder nation_game ohgodmysides2012-03-31 0 
April 2012
18532118Planetary Governor Quest: Part 5We begin fortifying our cities, prepare for a confrontation with the Ultramarines, buy shit from RT, discover an STC printout, start work on various projects and begin planning our entrance into the Private Sector.Collective Game, Planetary Governor Quest, Ultramarines, Space Marines, STC, AdMech, Inquisitor, Reasonable Marines, 40K Warhammer,2012-04-01 17 
18717305Planetary Governor Quest: Part 6We reconcile with the Resistance, discover that the Munitorum Rep is an ex-Inquisitor (No surprise there) and fight off a massive Chaos raiding force.Collective Game, Planetary Governor Quest, Ultramarines, Space Marines, STC, AdMech, Inquisitor, Reasonable Marines, 40K Warhammer, Tau, Chaos, Space, Inquisition2012-04-15 24 
18809839Planetary Governor Quest: Part 7We start cleanup of the Chaos-Marine wrecked city, give a speech, and start negotiations with an asinine Ultramarines Captain.Collective Game, Planetary Governor Quest, Ultramarines, Space Marines, STC, AdMech, Inquisitor, Reasonable Marines, 40K Warhammer, Tau, Chaos, Space, Inquisition2012-04-22 17 
18862428Consensus World Creation: Terricks EtcCreation of a world that has lava for oceans, a strange and surreal road system, and many interesting races.Consensus Creation, Campaign, Game Ideas, Monster, Writefaggotry, Homebrew, Fantasy, DM, GM, Terricks, Birrits, Yargi, Vown, The Slighted, Space Wizard, The Abhorrent, Wasun, Empores2012-04-26 3 
May 2012
19169232Planetary Governor Quest: Part 7.5A short and late session in which we finish negotiating with the Ultramarines, OP refines some things and the Quest scheduling is altered. Most of the problems can be attributed to the new 4chan HTML fucking up.Collective Game, Planetary Governor Quest, Ultramarines, Space Marines, STC, AdMech, Inquisitor, Reasonable Marines, 40K Warhammer, Tau, Chaos, Space, Inquisition, HTML2012-05-20 11 
June 2012
19679873Planetary Governor Quest: Part 13We take control of the Ork ship, recover delicious genetic-engineering Archeotech, peel the first layer off the Space Hulk, and start isolating the Chaos Frigate from everything elseCollective Game, Planetary Governor Quest, Ultramarines, Space Marines, STC, AdMech, Inquisitor, Reasonable Marines, 40K Warhammer, Tau, Chaos, Space, Inquisition, HTML2012-06-30 16 
July 2012
19823831Stranded in Fantasy CampaignOP is starting a Stranded in Fantasy game for his group and is asking /tg/ for advice. 008 himself come by with some advice.Stranded in Fantasy, 008, awesome, Dm discussion2012-07-11 3 
19907871The Tales of Mike, The God of StupidityA thread in which the tales of Mike, the most retarded and idiotic GM ever, are toldDM, GM, That Guy, That GM, Mike, Stupidity, 2012-07-17 7 
19951003That GroupWe all know about that guy and that DM, but what about that group?that guy, that group, that dm, horror stories2012-07-19 5 
19963079/tg/ tropes you like/tg/ sits down and talks about the things we like in our tabletop games.dnd, roleplaying, rping, DM, DMing, plot, discussion2012-07-20 5 
August 2012
20238400Bad DM cannot into dramaDouchebag DMing thread is taken over by the rageworthy tale of a DM who despite being a drama major completely fails to deliver any to his group.Bad DMing, storytime, That Guy, That DM, douchebag DM2012-08-09 18 
September 2012
20693047Scary Shit, DMing Tipssubtle things are the scariestscary, bricks shat, DMing, tips2012-09-13 6 
20863758Hangover Mechanicus 2The second thrilling installment in Vyrius' quest to not piss off an order of Adepta Sororitas. Turns out he's pretty terrible at it. 40K, writefaggotry, Sororitas, AdMech, Techpriest, Sister of Battle, alcohol, butthurt2012-09-26 6 
October 2012
21023175Player attempts to eat everythingOP seeks help on dealing with omnivorous player, turns into storytime of his exploitsStorytime, Humor, OMNOMNOM, DM2012-10-07 0 
November 2012
21445029The Tale of an Industrious RogueGM tells a story about the business exploits of his players, and the crazy plans they made.Industrious Rogue, Pathfinder, Storytime, DM Kroft, Salt, Business, Dreams2012-11-06 97 
February 2013
22938730DM Quest: Part 1Fa/tg/uys take on the role of Robbert, an unemployed DM who decides to run FATAL for his group.DM Quest, Collective Game, Person, CYOA, FATAL2013-02-03 6 
22954278DM Quest: Part 2Robbert's adventure continues, the game starts, cops break in, and cosmic stuff happensDM Quest, Collective Game, Person, CYOA, FATAL2013-02-04 8 
22993614#MyMagicalRealms dark secretsDrama of the highest sort in the ERP community, as someone reveals the scandalous That GM actions of the leader of #MyMagicalRealm and the tale of highest asshattery.Story time, awesome, Dickery, That DM, ERP, IRC, DRAMA, OHGODTHEDRAMA2013-02-07 5 
23031407The return of Ivan D. StrelnikovThe glorious leader and hero of /tg/'s Chickensmoothie Invasion returns and tells us about his adventures on other Freeform RPGs.Ivan Dmitri Strelnikov, Communism, Communist, Russian, Stalker ,Chicken Smoothie, Infiltration, Invasion, Freeform, RPG 2013-02-08 5 
23098241Alexander Crackedmind: A Real Life BBEGA thread start out fairly innocent, but brings forth an individual who has shattered his own mind using tulpa in the pursuit of fame and recognition. Seems to be a real like BBEG.BBEG, Alexander, Crackedmind, real, life, tulpa, weird 2013-02-11 7 
23188679Instant NoblesOP asks for quick noble houses, names and relations for a game he is going to be running. tg deliversDM, noble, house2013-02-16 6 
March 2013
23652450.//Hack Quest Vol. 1 Ronin Chapter 2Mifune and 1/2 venture into Delta/ Sacred Superior Venom Fang, and of course, fate would have them face off against danger...Collective game, Ken Smith, .hack, CC Corp Admin, Adept Rogue2013-03-13 16 
23672922.//Hack Quest Vol. 1 Ronin Chapter 3We remove sleep from Muramasa and bring emo goth reaper into the old dungeon on a second try. Guy isn't so bad after all.Collective game, Ken Smith, .hack, CC Corp Admin, Adept Rogue2013-03-14 17 
23744813.hack//QUEST Ronin Vol 1. chapter 4Kenichi parties up with some new friends and experiences an interesting server error.Collective Game, .//hack, Ken Smith, weeaboo, CC Corp Admin2013-03-18 17 
23795866.hack// Quest Volume 1 Ronin Chapter 5Seeing nothing inherently odd with Muramasa's texture as of now, Mifune carries on as it's nothing. The party continues on with the "Destroy the Buried Treasure!" Quest, slaying Ghost pirates!.hack, Collective Game, CC Corp Admin, Ken Smith, weeaboo, 2013-03-21 15 
April 2013
24215245Beginner Guide to Dungeon MasteringAdvice on how to DM. Templates, instructions, and intermediate advice also.dnd, dnd 3.5, dm, dungeon master, dungeon mastering, advice, help, newbie, beginner, dowjin2013-04-13 11 
May 2013
24579188The HypnoJew's Elven Civilization Threadhigh magic elves vs orcs. WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?!elves, elf, orc, civilization, civ, GM, DM, game master, dungeon master, player, players, player driven, game, games, play by post, pbp, roleplay, role play, rpg2013-05-02 3 
24576270GM Toolkits for all to enjoy!/tg/ gets together and posts all their favourite GM tools.Tools, GM, GMing, DM, DMing, Helpful, Tips, Resources2013-05-03 17 
24615012Elf Civ pt2It continueselves, elf, orc, civilization, civ, GM, DM, game master, dungeon master, player, players, player driven, game, games, play by post, pbp, roleplay, role play, rpg2013-05-04 2 
24636378Edgymancy Zombie Quest Part 1OP's attempt at a zombie request results in a game of edgymancy.Collective Game, Zombie, Edgymancy Quest, Edgymancy, 2edgy4u, Damien Bloodmoon2013-05-05 17 
24674573concept art (lizardmen)see titlecharacter art, lizardmen2013-05-07 -9 
24762261Swamp Lizardmen Civilization Game #1Escaping from our dwarven captors, the tribe of lizardmen face further tyranny from their reptilian brothers and are forced to hide inside an old underground ruin.Generic, civilization game, civilization, game, swamp, lizardmen, lizardman, collective game2013-05-11 10 
25148048Dick DM Moves/tg/ vents about bullshit they've had to endure from their DMs/tg/, dm, DMing, DMs, DM advice, DM, gm, GMing, Gming, GM, That DM, That GM2013-05-31 13 
June 2013
25233169Lizard Union Quest 2We decide to attack the city of Gatiska and are victoriousCollective Game, Lizard Union Quest, Nation Goverment,BoarTowerr,Lizardmen2013-06-04 -1 
25295960Lizard Union Quest 4The Lizardfolk deal with both internal and external threats, ending on the brink of civil war.Collective Game, Lizard Union Quest, Nation Goverment, BoarTowerr, Lizardmen2013-06-07 1 
25404002First-time GM Stories/tg/ recalls the first time they ever ran a game/tg/, storytime, GM, DM2013-06-14 7 
25594732A tale of a rabbit, a hobbit and that dmAnon appears with a story-time of much bullshittery inflicted by a rail-roading DM, and one plucky rabbit that manages to survive it. A game of kill the wabbit ensues.storytime, that dm, one lucky bunny2013-06-23 43 
25619615Supernatural session story time A DM with a devoted group comes to tell the story of his best session ever to /tg/, and get ideas for the questline. /tg/ enjoys and obliges. horror, supernatural, dm, gm, story time, 2013-06-24 21 
25625236Secrets of GMingGMs let us /tg/ in on their dirty little secretsDM, dm, gm, GM, DMing, GMing, NPC, NPCs, npcs, npc, railroading, Railroading, players2013-06-25 6 
July 2013
25898657The Story of the Insane Anti-Magic Stone DMThe tale of a batshit crazy DM and his many PDFs. "Your nervous system is based on electricity that is based on electrons"crazy, that dm, witch, magic, story, epic2013-07-09 54 
25936580Return of the Insane Anti-Magic Stone DMMore stories about the infamous anti-magic stone GM are told, as we see how deep the rabbit hole goes. "To live forever, or younger, and regain your youth, you need to injest the blood of younger people that still have dividing cells, replacing your cells with theirs, maybe a blood transfusion would work too?" crazy, that dm, epic, story, magic, insane2013-07-11 22 
25892487DM dickery/tg/ reminisces about the weird shit they've done as GMsDM, dm, gm, GM, DMing, GMing, NPC, NPCs, npcs, npc, railroading, Railroading, players, weird shit, dare you enter my magical realm, storytime2013-07-11 2 
25961740The Insane Anti-Magic Stone DM, Part 3Even more stories about the infamous anti-magic stone GM are told, as we see how deep the rabbit hole goes. "If the state was to armour their vehicles in layes of light weight bullet proof glass they could just run the enemy down as the militants don't have access to that, or, if they did, there would be a stalemate and then they would slow down. Even if you fire a rocket at such a vehicle it would only dent the glass, so that is an aggressive approach."crazy, that dm, epic, story, magic, insane2013-07-14 16 
25996456Civilization Game: The Cult of OtimgoThe cult is born! Our lizards start a heresy, build a home, slaughter some humans, and encounter a dragon. collective game, civilization, civilization game, lizardfolk, lizardmen2013-07-14 2 
26011441Civilization Game: The Cult of Otimgo IIWhere big plans crumble before the looming human threatcollective game, civilization, civilization game, lizardfolk, lizardmen, Culf of Otimgo2013-07-15 1 
August 2013
26748684The step-parent retconIs the GM allowed to force a sudden new parentage onto characters who have already written out that area of their backstory? /tg/ debates.GM, DM, advice, discussion, debate, spoilers, reveal, plot twist, roleplay2013-08-21 3 
26796063We are all Terrible DMsWe really, really areThat GM, That DM, discussion, confession2013-08-24 -5 
26793774Four powers, One World/tg/ gets cracking on a new setting involving 4 major superpowers: USA, China, the EU and Russia, and Pan-Asia.Setting, brainstorm, DM, DMing, GMing, GM2013-08-25 7 
26912082PDF Sharing Thread/tg/ shares their pdf filesPDF, DM, rpg2013-08-31 3 
September 2013
27029974Monster Hunter Quest We wake up on the beach with our hunting party.Collective Game, Monster Hunter, Monster Hunter Quest, Guildmaster2013-09-05 5 
27148972Post Apoc Hivemind Mutant Civ Quest Part 4We've gathered enough resource to unlock lower unexplored base. Unbelievable rewards in store. Addition of two new factions and heroes, Richard the Cyborg and the Broodmother.Collective Game, Mutants, Civ Quest, Hivemind, Cyborg, broodmother2013-09-11 5 
2718591614 Questions"maker of worlds" doles out a 14 point personality quiz and fleshes out the answers.game ideas, DM, character2013-09-13 4 
27328051Veterans of the Second Dragon WarAn 'Ask a veteran of the Second Dragon War' thread evolves into reminiscence of the war and it's horrors roleplay, second dragon war, not world war two with dragons, elves, lizardmen, lich, dragons, second dragon war, veterans2013-09-21 7 
27415006Touhouvania QuestExactly what it sounds like.Touhouvania Quest, Collective Game, Touhou, SDM2013-09-26 9 
27408005Post Apoc Hivemind Mutant Civ Quest Part 15OP is busy, so mostly discussion. Later returns, and another close call happens. Ironically, peace is restored as we slowly settle into living the perpetual Battle of the 4 armies. New Ghoul hero.Collective Game, Mutants, Civ Quest, Hivemind, Broodmother, War2013-09-27 5 
October 2013
27658903Problem player? Don't get me wrong...he's a damn good role player who stays in-character during the session and never meta games. Surprisingly, it's that last part that's causing all the issues. Problem, problem player, D&D, DM, dick-ass rogue, lulz, rage, That Guy2013-10-09 10 
27675147Level 0 Peasants vs 5 RatsWe knew they were still inside, the chewing.. The terrible chewing. How did they get out of the basement? we had, in our previous lives, forgotten to close the door behind us.Level 0, Story time, DM, Evil, Bear trap, Peasants, TPK 2013-10-10 93 
27689041"That Guy" thread /tg/ shares that guy horror stories, finds that guy among usThat Guy, Bad Player, Bad DM2013-10-13 3 
27948809How to into villainsA thread starts off with GMs sharing tricks they like; it eventually switches into a discussion om how to make good BBEGs.villain, BBEG, Lich, necromancer, paladin, GM, DM2013-10-26 4 
November 2013
28328109/tg/ brews Cursed WeaponsOP asks for cursed weapons, /tg/ naturally deliverscursed, item thread, items, dm resource, dm, WIZARD2013-11-17 1 
December 2013
28617703Times your group has had to end for the nightTimes a campaign has had to restart, be rewritten, or put on hold because of silly bullshit players pull. Also a small bit of advice on worldbuilding.DM, GM, DMing, GMing, worldbuilding, story, stories, storytime, PC, GMPC, DMPC, bard, paladin, seduction, cancer, Elder evil, EE, BBEG2013-12-02 5 
28745264MayorQuest #1: Kozlov BeginsKozlov Nikitovich, Communist Mayor of Worsterchire, challenges the Lizard Wizards to a duel as the Winter Wind Feast approaches.Collective Game, Quest, Mayor, Lizardmen, Kozlov2013-12-09 0 
28921062Wilderness Surival TipsOP Asked how to make survival interesting. Lots of good discussion.Wilderness, RPG, DMing, GMing2013-12-18 0 
28932580Adventure Seeker Deadman Quest 1Adventure Seeker Deadman kicks off to a start with a fight against the strongest Undertaker.Collective Game, Adventure Seeker Deadman Quest, Blame, Deadman Wonderland, crossover2013-12-18 1 
28971493Adventure Seeker Deadman Quest 2We get revived in the far future, then dunk a cyborg into a pit of acid.Collective Game, Quest, BLAME!, Deadman Quest2013-12-20 6 
29106693Tale of the BDSM DMA thread about bad DMs turns into a storytime about a DM heavily into BDSM, Rape and Dragons.That Guy, That DM, Rape, Weird, Dragons, Storytime2013-12-30 -5 
29155369Tale of the BDSM DM (Correct thread)A request for tales of bad DMs turns into a storytime session about a BDSM obsessed DM, rape and dragons.BDSM, storytime, that guy, that dm, dean2013-12-30 9 
January 2014
29668006Excellent DM/GM Tools ThreadA useful thread chock full of suggestions and links to extremely useful software and websites for Game Masters to use in their campaignsGM, DM, GM Tools, DM Tools2014-01-23 13 
February 2014
29963025That Guy thread ft. KidA recount of various That-Guy stories. Also the stories of an awesome Kid.that guy, Kid, That DM, That GM, 2014-02-03 21 
30122332A harry potter quest Part 0Russian girl named Anastasia Markova enters hogwarts, people bicker about Hufflepuff. Character generationA Harry potter Quest, Headmaster, Char gen, Hufflepuff2014-02-10 1 
30126098A harry potter quest Part 1Anastasia Markova Goes shopping for School supplies with her muggle father and Ms. Cartwright from the ministry of magic. Meanwhile we have meaningless arguments about Owls and catsA Harry potter Quest, Headmaster, shopping, Hufflepuff2014-02-10 4 
March 2014
30774027Tengu Paladin helpthreadA DM who is PCing in his own campaign due to a spinoff with another PC asks /tg/ for roleplaying advice. /tg/ delivers.tengu, paladin, roleplay, help, dm, ask_tg, 2014-03-11 0 
31148798Player Pains Thread/tg/ discusses PC pet peeves. Doubles as a THAT DM thread.player, pains, that, dm, tg, 2014-03-31 0 
April 2014
31230485On the divinity of the God EmperorSome guy asks for in-universe arguments for proof of the Emperor's divinity. He gets what he asked for, along with pasta, slight storytime, and DMing advice40k, Emperor, Emps, Emprah, funny, story, storytime, stories, pasta, copypasta, fuck witches, DM, GM, DH, that guy, argument, arguing, theology2014-04-03 3 
31328439Party BeginningsAnons discuss interesting, memorable, unique, and awesome beginnings to roleplaying campaigns. GMs steal ideas for their games.game ideas, roleplay, game, DM, GM, awesome, /tg/, campaign, Campaign, ideas, Roleplay, original content, brainstorm, getting shit done, brainstorming, roleplaying, Game Design, 2014-04-08 3 
31498025Oversized Weapon Quest 26You solve a case, get drunk, find a friendservant, and start your new adventure!Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Goblins, Big Swords, Alcohol, Lizardmen2014-04-16 16 
31553537Gnolls, how do they even work?In which a DM responds to a player's request to fuck a Gnoll female, which turns into a discussion of the ethical and social impacts of Gnolls on societyGnoll, Furry, Sex, Anatomy, National Geographic, What is this, I don't even, DM, Urethradicks2014-04-18 6 
31561086Gentlemen Spiderfolk WorldbuildingA thread on spiderfolk rapidly develops into an entire middle eastern/arabian nights setting with intellectual philosopher-gentlemen who just happen to be vaguely humanoid spider-monsters. Also pigmy headhunter kobolds.gentleman, gentlemen, spider, spiderfolk, worldbuilding, philosophers, middle east, kobolds, pigmy headhunter kobolds, roman, roman lizardmen,2014-04-20 4 
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