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May 2008
1706268Aspekt BoyzExploring how ded 'ard, shooty and choppy the panzees really is.orks, 40k, eldar2008-05-11 25 
November 2008
2953023Neon Exodus SanctionNewfag/writefag/namefag weeaboo makes another Evangelion adaptation, this time using Eldar, and write it as if a TV series.Warhammer, 40k, NGE, EVA, Titan, Eldar, writefaggotry2008-11-09 8 
2986784Dave EldarWhat started with a discussion of Fluff and Crunch changed for the better with a story about Davius, the Space Marine Scout who is supposed to infiltrate an Eldar Craftworld. Now he is known as Dave Eldar. He enjoys Shooting Shuriken Catapults, and Doing Eldar things.Dave Eldar, writefaggotry, Shuriken Catapults2008-11-13 22 
February 2009
3829606Idranel is a bitch.Perhaps inspired by the previous thread, an Anonymous writefag ensures Idranel returns to being a racist bitch.Idranel, Eldar, writefaggotry, Dawn of War.2009-02-26 5 
April 2009
4191444Recto BladesIt starts with something stupid, gets retarded quickly as a new dark eldar weapon is created. Everything great about /tg/is in this thread.recto blade, warhammer, warhammer 40k, dark eldar, 40k2009-04-05 21 
March 2010
8816985Eldar - The Rich, Black Folk of 40KDiscussion about the Ultramarines film evolves into the similarities that Eldar have with black basketball players and beyond. blacks, eldar, basketball, eldrad2010-03-27 -4 
8871718Enter the SargeFairly normal "what if" thread leads to our first encounter with Sarge, a badass wood elf on the edge, and leading role in the upcoming film epic: Full Metal Bodkin.Elves, Eldar, Sarge, All Goblins must fucking Hang, Fluff2010-03-30 13 
October 2010
12325360Gladiator QuestIn tribute to the new Dark Eldar Codex, a quest thread is made detailing the circumstances of a human slave captured by Dark Eldar.Dark, Eldar, Quest, Role Play, Discworld, Slave, Gladiator 2010-10-04 0 
12332782Eldar weapons Rogue Trader ConversionA very devoted elegan/tg/entleman gives rules for a fuckhuge armory of Eldar equipment.Eldar, 40k, Rogue Traider2010-10-05 6 
12346811Eldar quest reduxNew initiate dark eldar, getting ready for her first big raid! yay!dark eldar quest2010-10-06 1 
12358484Eldar quest redux2Continuing the tale of Caraten, our lonely and neglected dark eldar, as she begins her first raid on an Imperial worlddark eldar quest2010-10-07 0 
March 2011
14159874Eldar Lore ThreadDiscussion of obscure Eldar fluff - now with added Time Lords! Includes speculation on Dark Eldar and the Thirst.40K, fluff, Eldar2011-03-08 3 
May 2011
15068132Dark Eldar CreationInspired by the recent frenzy of creation over new Space Marine Chapters, Chaos Warbands, Necron Tomb Worlds, etc, a bunch of fa/tg/uys get together and start planning a /tg/-original Coven or Kabal of Dark Eldar. Many ideas are discussed, none are decided on...yet."Dark Eldar", "Chapter Creation", "40k", "Coven", "Kabal"2011-05-27 2 
15072853Designing a CraftworldWe start to come up with ideas for a Craftworld. Morbid Ynnead worshipping eldar happensEldar Ynnead2011-05-27 1 
15080684Craftworld Enohar #2/tg/'s Ynnead-worshipping craftworld continues to be drawn up, with additional fluff, speculated special characters and stories.Ynnead, Eldar, Craftworld2011-05-28 1 
15091388The Enshrouded #2/tg/ continues fleshing out The Enshrouded, a secretive confederation of DE Haemonculi Covens with various areas of interest between them. Crunch options are investigated and drawfags contribute.Dark Eldar, Chapter Creation, The Enshrouded, Haemonculi, Coven, 40K2011-05-29 3 
June 2011
15267522Golden Aquilas 2Continuing creation of a Mary Sue marine chapter.Female marines, girls, mary sue, deathwatch, heresy, awesome, perfect, chapter creation, Warhammer, Emperor, Half-eldar, troll, awful, horrible2011-06-14 10 
15278303Golden Aquilas 3More horribly beautiful writefaggotry and Sue creation.Female marines, girls, mary sue, heresy, awesome, perfect, chapter creation, Warhammer, Emperor, Half-eldar, awful, horrible, kawaii, custodes2011-06-15 10 
15287443Golden Aquilas 4More writefaggotry, including the tale of the Aquila's only ever male marine.Female marines, girls, mary sue, heresy, awesome, perfect, chapter creation, Warhammer, Emperor, Half-eldar, awful, horrible, kawaii, custodes, Golden Aquilas2011-06-16 10 
15350349Golden Aquilas 5Crunch gets done and a rival warband of Chaos Sues is created.Female marines, girls, mary sue, heresy, awesome, perfect, chapter creation, Warhammer, Emperor, Half-eldar, awful, horrible, kawaii, custodes, Golden Aquilas2011-06-22 7 
July 2011
15601954Abaddon Quest IIIIThe fall to ancient earth takes an unexpected turn, with the arival of the eldarawesome, abaddon, abadass, eldar, time travel, 40k, chaos,2011-07-16 23 
15612380Abaddon Quest VAbaddon yells at Ahriman, discovers a loyalist Alpha Legion dreadnought, and cock-slams raptors.Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Dinosaurs, Eldar, Time Travel2011-07-17 22 
15616064Abaddon Quest VIAbaddon experiences the joy of fatherhood.Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Dinosaurs, Eldar, Time Travel2011-07-17 23 
15626041Abaddon Quest VIIAbaddon informs his waifu about the current situation and chats with his abomination of a child.Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Dinosaurs, Eldar, Time Travel2011-07-18 25 
15647815Abaddon Quest VIIIAbaddon starts planning for his wedding and the eventually corruption of the Eldar.Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Dinosaurs, Eldar, Time Travel2011-07-20 22 
15681044Abaddon Quest IXAbaddon plans shit during war council and has a space battle with the Eldar. Awesome ensues.Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Dinosaurs, Eldar, Time Travel2011-07-23 21 
15701229Abaddon Quest XAbaddon manages to captured a powerful eldar seer after boarding her flagship.Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Dinosaurs, Eldar, Time Travel, Kharn2011-07-25 21 
15734989Abaddon Quest XISex. Bloody violence. Violent sex. Popcorn. We've got it all, bitches.Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Dinosaurs, Eldar, Time Travel, Kharn, Hot, Sex, Violence2011-07-28 23 
15770652Abaddon Quest XIIAbaddon and the gang makes planetfall on Terra via bikes to rescue Typhus. More dinosaurs die, a mysterious servant of Malal is discovered/killed and chaos rocks out in the jungle.Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Dinosaurs, Eldar, Time Travel2011-07-31 20 
August 2011
15818442Abaddon Quest XIIITyphus is rescued, the eldar learn of Nurgle, another Malal cultist is found and captured, warcouncil is called, Kharn shows his true love and Ahriman finally snaps. Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Dinosaurs, Eldar, Time Travel, Kharn, Love2011-08-04 25 
15823037Abaddon Quest XIVAhriman fucking snaps and gets snuffed by Abaddon.Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Dinosaurs, Eldar, Time Travel, Kharn, Love2011-08-04 23 
15891865Abaddon Quest XVWar council ends, a rape orgy begins, awesomeness ensues and a god is born.Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Dinosaurs, Eldar, Time Travel, Kharn, Love2011-08-10 21 
15894168Abaddon Quest XVIAbaddon makes a breakthrough with the High Seer, then a hug births Slaanesh and and Abaddon Punches the Warp, again.Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Dinosaurs, Eldar, Time Travel, Kharn, Love, Slaanesh2011-08-11 20 
15926413Abaddon Quest XVIAbaddon explores the plot of the Malal cultists.Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Dinosaurs, Eldar, Time Travel, Malal, Khorne2011-08-14 22 
September 2011
16400855Abaddon Quest XVIIIOP returns to us and it may turn out that a senile crazed terminought is behind the Malal cult.Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Dinosaurs, Eldar, Time Travel, Malal, Dice Gods2011-09-23 22 
October 2011
1676217640k Inspired Drink Recipes + Worst CraftworldA picture of a Drunk Farseer causes a thread to discuss the goings on of the worst craftworld ever, and post amazing drink recipes. Also Brighter Lance40k, Eldar, Brighter Lance, Craftworld2011-10-28 14 
November 2011
16851030Abaddon Quest XIXAbaddon visits the Eldar bitches, becomes a mince pie and grows a tentacle beard.Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Dinosaurs, Eldar, Time Travel, Malal, Dice Gods2011-11-05 26 
December 2011
17163496Gourmet 40kA discussion about what Xenos are edible stays remarkably on track. Creation of the Adeptus Delicious Space Marine Chapter included.warhammer, 40k, warhammer 40k, Tau, Eldar, Necrons2011-12-10 8 
January 2012
17618098Chapter Quest IV - First BloodRising Sons answer Tyr's plea to bring them food from Stygia(agri-world in Sub-Sector Tyranus). On their way back they are ambushed by Dark Eldar corsairs and Chapter Master himself loses an arm in epic battle aboard Dark Eldar flagship. Despite this, Rising Sons prevail and even manage to take over one of the ships. Tyr is saved and Rising Sons grow even stronger.Collective Game, Quest, Chapter Quest, Dark Eldar, Mandrake, Chapter Master, ambush, sub-sector, STC, warhammer 40k, Space Marines2012-01-21 9 
February 2012
17798062Maid Quest: The Life of Master part 4.5Hito Hijikatai faced Ward Liesterman on the tournament and it ending something very unexpected. Maid Quest: The Life of Master, Quest, Luchador, Warhammer 40k, Dark Eldar2012-02-04 1 
17876480Abaddon Quest XXA Titan is thrown against the ground and broken, learns HOKUTO ZANKAI KENCollective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Dinosaurs, Eldar, Time Travel, Malal, Dice Gods2012-02-09 24 
17927799Eldar, adoption, and baking.Do Eldar adopt cross faction? What if Vect's daughter was raised by a Baker?Dark, Eldar, d'awww, Lofn, Writefag, Baking, <32012-02-15 6 
March 2012
18286800Planetary Governor Quest Part TwoWe uncover a Genestealer infestation under our capitol and begin containment. Sisters of Battle and Ultramarines are called in and we begin preparation for Operation NapalmCollective Game, Planetary Governor Quest, Warhammer, 40K, Eldar, Guns, discussion, Ultramarines, Sisters of Battle, RT, Rogue Trader, Genestealer2012-03-11 23 
18517205Wacky Racing 40kOp asks a simple question: What are the DE Reaver races like? What follows is an discussion about racing in 40k, and how to make a game about it. Who knew that 40k and Redline would fit this well together?Racing, Discussion, Homebrew, Dark Eldar, 40k, Redline2012-03-31 20 
April 2012
18587064Commorragh QuestWe are a dark eldar bounty hunter and we hunt a Heamonculus.collective game, dark eldar, commoragh2012-04-05 1 
June 2012
19470363Chapter Quest VIII - Visiting the Dark SisterGhosts of Retribution go on a joint mission with Rogue Trader to retrieve an artifact from a Space Hulk, but what happens next was not expected by anyone...Collective Game, Quest, Chapter Quest, Chapter Master, Dark Heresy, roleplay, rpg, 40k, Eldar, Space Hulk, Spirit Stones, Rogue Trader, Chaos Space Marines, Traitors2012-06-13 4 
July 2012
19833002Chapter Quest Spin-Off III: Chasing Dark EldarBrother Montus and Sister Judith are sent with a strike force of Adeptus Sororitas to the Feudal World of Lituanica to stop the Dark Eldar slaver party. Everything goes better than expected, until they get into an ambush... The events that follow end the quest in a place a lot further away from monastery than anyone thought, A LOT FURTHER.Collective Game, Chapter Quest, Chapter Master, Chapter Master Quest, Ghosts of Retribution, Space Marine, Warhammer 40,000, WH40K, Imperium of Man, Power Garrot, Strategic Girth, Spin-Off, Adeptus Sororitas, brother, sister, prisoner, Big Daddy, Dark Eldar, Feudal world, webway, Commoragh, slaves, rape, Sororitas2012-07-12 10 
19969075Commoragh Quest IBrother Montus dives into the webway, trying to save Sister Judith from her Dark Eldar captors, however instead ends up in Commoragh, while on the way creating a personal warp spawn in the form of an Chaos Ork...Collective Game, Commoragh Quest, Chapter Quest, Dark Eldar, Ghosts of Retribution, Commoragh, Dark City, Soulstone, Chaos Orks, Arena2012-07-20 6 
19981203Commoragh Quest IIMontus participates in a deadly battle royale in Death Arena.Collective Game, Commoragh Quest, Chapter Quest, Dark Eldar, Ghosts of Retribution, Commoragh, Dark City, Soulstone, Arena, Wytches, Battle Royale2012-07-21 6 
20007819Commoragh Quest IIIBrother Montus awakes to find yet another sentient tinkering with things in his chest! Emperor protect his soul, Montus is forced to negotiate with the vile xenos to continue his quest to save Sister Judith.Collective Game, Commoragh Quest, Chapter Quest, Dark Eldar, Ghosts of Retribution, Commoragh, Dark City, Wytches2012-07-23 8 
20075193Commoragh Quest IVThe trials of Montus continue as the Wytch Xynthia begins tormenting him. Though Sister Heidra's trapped soul is returned, the Wytch slays the enslaved guardsman Marcharius and tricks Montus...Collective Game, Commoragh Quest, Chapter Quest, Dark Eldar, Ghosts of Retribution, Commoragh, Dark City, Wytches2012-07-28 6 
August 2012
20135355Chapter Quest VXynthia cries.Collective Game, Commoragh Quest, Chapter Quest, Dark Eldar, Ghosts of Retribution, Commoragh, Dark City, Wytches, Slaves2012-08-02 4 
20165003Scraplootas cont'dMore fluff, more drawings, Blue gets a funstikOrkz, homebrew, Blue, tau, eldar, fanseer, Boris, Fizzgutz, Threegrot, Dirknitt2012-08-04 7 
20194318Commoragh Quest: Astartes CreedMontus' assassination mission goes off perfectly, and when he returns Xynthia is more than grateful. Collective Game, Commoragh Quest, Chapter Quest, Dark Eldar, Ghosts of Retribution, Commoragh, Dark City, Wytches2012-08-05 13 
20223200Commoragh Quest VII: Assassins after SexMontus is interrupted from cuddling with his Mistress by another assassination attempt and realises that their attackers are ex-Elysian Drop Troopers...Collective Game, Commoragh Quest, Chapter Quest, Dark Eldar, Ghosts of Retribution, Commoragh, Dark City, Wytches2012-08-07 10 
September 2012
20611402Commoragh Quest XWe continue our preparations to regain Judith from Vorl-Xolanth.Collective Game, Commoragh Quest, Chapter Quest, Dark Eldar, Ghosts of Retribution, Commoragh, Dark City, Wytches2012-09-05 3 
20693485XENO ADVENTURE PART 8In which Xeno tickles an eldar's ears, and battles the gal-o mandrakexeno, Collective game, Xeno's adventure, taucron, necron, quest, drawquest, adventure, eldar2012-09-12 6 
December 2012
22001442Half-EldarHalf-Eldar discussion thread.Half-Eldar, Eldar, 40k, Human2012-12-12 3 
January 2013
22406838Eldar Interrogation"Sir! I've captured an eldar who was lurking around the woods in front of our garrison. What are your orders?" "RUB HER EARS"Collective_Game Eldar2013-01-05 23 
22504406The Commissar and MarciaCommissar adopts an Eldar into the IG psykerseldar imperial guard marcia commissar draw thread 2013-01-10 48 
22560741The Commissar and Marcia :Training beginsa small session of training for the eldar convert, then some side pics by OPdrawthread, drawfag, eldar, IG, quest, imperial, guard, Marcia, Commissar2013-01-13 32 
22599356XENO ADVENTURE PART 10In which Xeno kicks ass and tickles feet and loses hipsxeno, Collective game, Xeno's adventure, taucron, necron, quest, drawquest, adventure, eldar2013-01-15 6 
22617928The Commissar and Marcia: Obstacle CourseThe Commissar's eldar conscript is put through the paces.Eldar, IG, Imperial Guard, Quest, Marcia, Commissar, drawthread2013-01-16 22 
22656737The Commissar and Marcia 5A character from the Commissar's past returns from the dead. He then proceeds to knock out an entire tavern's worth of patrons and recruits a psyker to serve as Marcia's teacher.Eldar, IG, Imperial Guard, Quest, Marcia, Commissar, Collective Game2013-01-18 21 
February 2013
22944423Commoragh Quest XIIWe jump onto a speeding skimmer, massacre a few Dark Eldar and stomp on a few knees, you know, typical weekday in Commoragh.Collective Game, Commoragh Quest, Chapter Quest, Dark Eldar, Ghosts of Retribution, Commoragh, Dark City, Wytches2013-02-02 7 
March 2013
23646805Love can clang An eldar and a necron discover that love can clang, even in a mineshaftCLANG, love, can, bloom, eldar, necron, 2013-03-12 11 
23649973Damned Marines I/tg/ continues to attempt to make a corrupted loyalist, xeno-tech-usin' offshoot of the Ultrasmurfs.custom chapter, chapter creation, emperor, space marines, warp, chaos, eldar, slaanesh2013-03-13 6 
June 2013
25479311Kabal of the Pale CollarWritefaggotry thread derails, creating a Corporate Kabal Dark Eldar, Pale Collar, 40k, Warhammer, funny2013-06-17 21 
August 2013
26426265Fallen from GraceA writefag starts a story about a "gentle" Dark Eldar.writefaggotry, Dark Eldar, Varia2013-08-04 13 
26451101Fallen from Grace pt 2A writefag continues his story about a "gentle" Dark Eldar.writefaggotry, Dark Eldar, Varia2013-08-05 11 
October 2013
28027663Warlock Quest 1You are a Warlock of Biel-Tan. And today's gonna be one of those days.40k, quest, Warlock quest, collective game, eldar2013-10-31 9 
January 2014
29449266souls in asseswe discuss whether souls live in asses and what that means for the orksork, bum, butt, ass, soul, slaanesh, eldar, 40k, warhammer, epic, lol, funny, fluff2014-01-12 21 
May 2014
32195887The Commissar and Marcia-Sidequest: Da PodAn unidentified "Space Pod" lands in the thick jungle of Feral World "Loss". The Commissar calls the guardsmen and Marcia to investigate and find a rather unexpected lifeform.Collective Game, The Commissar and Marcia, Marcia, Commissar, Imperial Guard, Eldar, drawthread, Squat, Grotling, heresy2014-05-18 5 
July 2014
33560253Dark Eldar playing PretendTypical Dark Eldar discussion.warhammer, 40k, dark eldar, itt, roleplay, rpg, commoragh, decadence2014-07-22 1 
November 2014
36413926New adventures with Aerwin The show of Aerwin the eldar mon-keigh expert and her crew continuesEldar, Aerwin, writefag, drawfag, dave, Wraithguard, grot, mike2014-11-26 7 
December 2014
36587371Khornette Quest #17In which we start corrupting some Eldar and fight a Wraithlord. Those two things may or may not be mutually exclusive.Collective Game, Khornette, Nurglette, Eldar, ELH2014-12-06 11 
36959535Khornette Quest #18In which we save a lost Eldar and talk about accepting Chaos into her life.Collective Game, Khornette, Nurglette, Eldar, Emperor's Day, Healing, ELH2014-12-25 11 
January 2015
37112132Khornette Quest #19In which we have fun with Sytili and visit a Feudal World.Collective Game, Khornette, Nurglette, Eldar, Zoanthrope, ELH2015-01-02 13 
February 2015
37902779Battle-Sister Quest: Thread 1You are Bellatrix Curis, in training to become a Sister of Battle. Some stuff happens, and then some lewd stuff happens with a xeno witch, and she passes out before you can get her name! The nerve!Collective Game, Battle-Sister Quest, Adepta Sororitas, Sisters of Battle, Heresy, Inquisition, Forbidden Love, Yuri, Eldar, Dual-wielding, EsperQM2015-02-08 12 
37997548Battle-Sister Quest: Thread 2Bella finds the Eldar's spear, learns that her name is Alirye, puts the moves on the poor pointy-eared gal, and the both of them head into the spooky forest!Battle-Sister Quest, Adepta Sororitas, Sisters of Battle, Heresy, Forbidden Love, Yuri, Eldar, Dual-wielding, EsperQM, Collective Game, Warlock, Dire Chicken, Spooky Forest, Hylophobia, 2015-02-12 10 
38174648Battle-Sister Quest: Thread 3Bellatrix lectures Alirye on how snazzy the Emperor is, meets a felinid techpriestess, pets said techpriestess, and discovers HERESY.Battle-Sister Quest, Adepta Sororitas, Sisters of Battle, Heresy, Forbidden Love, Yuri, Eldar, Dual-wielding, EsperQM, Collective Game, Warlock, Felinid/Catgirl, Techpriest, Mechanicus, TECH HERESY, Necrodermis, Double headpats2015-02-19 7 
38246094Battle-Sister Quest: Thread 4Bella takes a dip, becomes strong like (strong thing), kisses (and gets kissed), gets a Multi-melta for free, and is attacked by an invisible butt!Battle-Sister Quest, Adepta Sororitas, Sisters of Battle, Heresy, Forbidden Love, Yuri, Eldar, Dual-wielding, EsperQM, Collective Game, Warlock, Felinid/Catgirl, Techpriest, Mechanicus, Goo, Super-strength, Invisibility2015-02-23 8 
March 2015
38403397Battle-Sister Quest: Thread 5Bella and Alirye infiltrate the Ork camp, and Bella promptly sets some tank-thing on fire, then some Orks on fire, then tries to set a building on fire and gets krump'd by a Nob.Battle-Sister Quest, Adepta Sororitas, Sisters of Battle, Heresy, Forbidden Love, Yuri, Eldar, Dual-wielding, EsperQM, Collective Game, Warlock, Hylophobia, Orks, Lots'o'fire, Krump'ing2015-03-02 7 
38630544Battle-Sister Quest: Thread 6Bella and Alirye kick some ork arse, Aila performs a super-duper-extra delicate field operation and jams Bella's severed arm back into place, and, most importantly, Bella does some one-liners. Oh, and Aila barges in and ruins the lewd mood Alirye and Bella had been cultivating.Battle-Sister Quest, Adepta Sororitas, Sisters of Battle, Heresy, Forbidden Love, Yuri, Eldar, Dual-wielding, EsperQM, Collective Game, Warlock, Hylophobia, Orks, Catgirl Techpriestess, Awkward conversations, mood-ruining, lewd-interrupting, power nap2015-03-11 6 
38723571Battle-Sister Quest: Thread 7Bella takes up the flamer, engages Alirye in a duel of lewd, half-listens to some tech-priests, and finds out that Alirye is a cougar during the cult-purging road trip!Collective Game, Battle-Sister Quest, Adepta Sororitas, Sisters of Battle, Heresy, Inquisition, Forbidden Love, Yuri, Eldar, Dual-wielding, EsperQM, ear lewdness, flamer time!, cougars, lewdvengeance, Aila heard all of that2015-03-15 5 
39010444Battle-Sister Quest: Thread 8Short thread (sorry). Bella and Alirye arrive at their destination, talk to some civilians, find the heresy, and have several benches tossed at them. Collective Game, Battle-Sister Quest, Adepta Sororitas, Sisters of Battle, Heresy, Inquisition, Forbidden Love, Yuri, Eldar, Dual-wielding, EsperQM, reasonable people, crazy psykers, cultists, spooky artifacts, telekinetically-propelled benches2015-03-29 5 
April 2015
39165875The All Guardsmen Party and the Xenotech Heresy P1The All Guardsmen Party investigates a string planet-wide disappearances.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Aimy, Drone, Mechanicus, Tech-priest, Xenotech, Heretek, Eldar, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2015-04-06 112 
39185203The All Guardsmen Party and the Xenotech Heresy P2The All Guardsmen Party investigates a string planet-wide disappearances.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Aimy, Drone, Mechanicus, Tech-priest, Xenotech, Heretek, Eldar, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2015-04-07 120 
May 2015
39765609Craftworldis Ayl-NasturcaneAfter a shaky start and a few trolls, /tg/ makes a craftworld of healers.Eldar, Fluff, Creation, Healing, Aylis-Nasturcane2015-05-05 4 
June 2015
40617073Penal regiment designation /tg/: another inspectionThe regiment is deeply in ork terriroty and has problems with folding tools and special memberscollective game, penal regiment designation /tg/commissar gaurun, cpt notaneldar,lemming, gibbers, stephen meltaman, Sergeant KommandoInDisguise, james, ruh2015-06-15 5 
July 2015
41226907Lost Prinarch Quest 16The dark eldsr board our ship only to meet an angry primarch!collective game, Lost Primarch Quest, Primarch, Eleventh, Psyker, Eldar2015-07-15 8 
May 2016
144394Kabalite Quest 3The thread takes a turn towards the seedy underbelly of slave pits and fight clubs. Are you not entertained?Alchemical Abomination, Alcehmical Abomination, Kabalite Quest, Dark Eldar, Deldar, Collective Game2016-05-21 3 
October 2016
49591185Nobledark 40k part deuxAlternate 40k with Humans and Eldar going last Alliance of men and Elves. First chapter was not archived.Eldar, human, nobledark, emperor, Isha2016-10-09 30 
49707496Nobledark 40k part tetheraAlternate 40k with Humans and Eldar going last Alliance of men and Elves. A sequal threadEldar, human, nobledark, emperor, Isha2016-10-21 27 
49889220Nobledark 40k Part Quadra-something(?)Alternate 40k with Humans and Eldar going last Alliance of men and Elves. Another sequel thread, gone too soon.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha2016-10-25 26 
November 2016
49948023Nobledark 40k The FifthAlternate 40k with Humans and Eldar going last Alliance of men and Elves. Attempts to focus on War of the Beast, derails quickly.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2016-11-02 25 
50077670Nobledark 40k de la SixAlternate 40k with Humans and Eldar going last Alliance of men and Elves. Died too soon, again.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2016-11-05 25 
50119235Nobledark 40k de la Six part IIAlternate 40k with Humans and Eldar going last Alliance of men and Elves. Krieg is chillingly fleshed out and Sangy's tale is finished.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2016-11-15 24 
50263743Nobledark 40k 8.040k AU with Humans and Eldar going Last Alliance of men and Elves. Cleaned up fluff, did Eldrad & Corax, beginning to overhaul 1d4chan page.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2016-11-27 22 
December 2016
50425952Nobledark 40k 8.140k AU with Humans and Eldar going Last Alliance of men and Elves. Russ firmed up, planning for Lion and Horus being started.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2016-12-13 20 
506112454Chan in the time of 40kIn the The Grim Darkness of the 41st millennium, there are still Neckbeards, Autists, Weeaboos, Virgins, and shitposters 4Chan, Warhammer 40k, 40k, 40kchan, guelaboo, kriegers, Eldar, Orkz, Roleplay, 4chan is the Eye of Terror2016-12-15 9 
50684106Nobledark 40k Niner40k AU with Humans and Eldar going Last Alliance of men and Elves. Died too soon, again.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2016-12-15 20 
January 2017
50874097Nobledark 40k X(mas)Some seriously good writefaggatory including but not limited to WotB, slice of life and the origin of the Greater GoodEldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-01-01 16 
50992723Nobledark 40k XIA.I. overlords, military structure, Jubblowski, Q'orl and attempts to unfuck up the technocracy.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-01-07 16 
51105718Nobledark 40k X + IIDetail of military organization and equipment, notes on the Chaos Eldar and their relationship with Dark Eldar and Orks, slice of life etcEldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-01-14 16 
51257007Nobledark 40k XIII: Based Horus editionSome drawfagging, some ushankas, some speculation on the pantheons and the great game. Other stuff.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-01-20 16 
51441824Nobledark 40k XIV: Remember, No Gothic editionAdBio, writefagging, list of godly things, Calgar and the Swarmlord and the 1st Bug WarEldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-01-29 16 
February 2017
51524369Nobledark 40k XV: Bug-hunt, crazy Necrons Sororitas discussion, Kryptman, Nemesor Zahndrekh, Vampires, Big Ships and moreEldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-02-04 15 
51646615Nobledark 40k XVI: War of the Wiki Edition Chaos Eldar warrior fluff, religions of the Imperium, stuff about Erebus, a mad bastard elder called Rommel and more oh my!Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-02-12 15 
51730871Nobledark 40k XVII: What The Fuck Is Going On editionPrimarchfag writes some stuff about Fulgrim,more stuff on vampires, sororitas, religion and Imperial policy.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-02-18 15 
51833468Nobledark 40k XVIII: Perils of the Warp EditionThe Prince gets a rewrite, Chaos Eldar get some good shit, Dr Bile is getting shit done, Outsider be crazy, Phoenix Lords, Orks getting realEldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-02-25 15 
March 2017
51972949Nobledark 40k XIX: Whose Grimdark Is It Anyway EditionArguments over Tau, Tau Doomguy, Ursh, Navigators, Armageddon and the lunatics who live on it, and moreEldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-03-06 14 
52094866Nobledark 40k Part 20: Fuck Roman Numerals editionOld Eldar Empire was fucked up, attempts to make some new eldar characters, Chaos Soldiery fleshed out, a bit more writefagging Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-03-15 14 
52262671Nobledark 40k Part XXI: Return of the Roman NumeralsAngry renegade Dark Eldar, bit moar on Fulgrim, bit on Dr. Bile, the shadier things of the Alpha Legion, Monty Python.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-03-26 14 
April 2017
52451994Nobledark Imperium: The Shining Bunkers of Civilization EditionTimeline hammerin out, Necron Titans, Gutsmek Wazdakka, Macharius, A &#937; Hydra, Kinebrach blades and moreEldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-04-07 13 
52634996Nobledark 40k Part 23: Return of the Thread Numbering editionTankred Enduring, character of Isha All-Mother discussed, more of Fulgrim's story, on Kinebrach blades, Khine awaits his Chariot and more.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-04-16 13 
52769445Nobledark 40k Part 24: Fyodor Flips His Shit editionInquisition Schism, Angron writefaggatory, 5 Big Bastards written about, Chaos Eldar are dicks, Dark Mechanicus origins, Fenris Ultramar etcEldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-04-24 10 
May 2017
52931666Nobledark 40k Part 25: ROADTRIP YEAAAAAAAAAH editionHell that is Cadia, Caerys, Kayleth, Relationships of the gods, moar on Arrotyr, moar Chaos Eldar troops/atrocitiesEldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-05-04 10 
53143370Nobledark 40k Part XXVI: Roman Numerals ReloadedNature of Preatoria and Mordia, Dark City social changes, Crone Eldar, Malal deamon-prince, Hrud, Qah, Unnaground, Hubworlders, Legienstrass Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-05-15 10 
53338185Nobledark 40k Part 27: Roman Numerals are Shit EditionSomeone steps up to the plate for Dorn, Crone Eldar WMDs, Badab War, Feast of Blades, Interex and their warriors, and more.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-05-26 9 
June 2017
53557919Nobledark 40k 28: Imperial Grand Tour editionSavlar, felinids, Damocles Gulf, more Old Earth, Silent King, what are Zoats and should (the tyranids) be eating them, and more.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-06-09 9 
53787726Nobledark 40k 29: Multi-Drug withdrawal edditionUrkrathos the Chaos Fleet Master, more on Savlar, Saharduin, Indigo Crow and the Raid, Tyrant Star and Harrowing, nature of AssassinsEldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-06-22 9 
July 2017
53972235Nobledark 40k 30:Lost and Damned guide to Shaa-Dome real estate EditionGods, Tau, Changeling, Ceggers, Daemonculaba, Adoption, Hector Rex, Dark Mechanicus, Eisenhorn, 1st Dorn draft, Malal, Dark Sun, WarpstoneEldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-07-05 8 
54215770Nobledark 40k: Bureaucrat's Wetdreams (or nightmare) editionCurrency, Draco is a freak, Angron and slavery, Minotaurs,Doomtau Kais, Preatorians and sexy nuns, floaty skulls, Titus is building a LegionEldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-07-21 8 
August 2017
54503379Nobledark 40k 32: Survivor Civilization editioTaldeer has Slutty Ears, Ultramar Draft 1, Iybraesil, Damocles Crusade, Tigurius, Demiurg, Titus and Mira, Savlar wear vault suits.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-08-02 8 
54715863 Nobledark 40k 33: Orkz is da greenist and bestest edition Featuring the Saruthi, Lady Celestine, Cyrene Valantion, actual agreement on Eversors, Ulthran Cartel politics, and (attempts at) OrksEldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 402017-08-15 8 
55001131Nobledark 40k 34: Orkz IIDied far too young, but contains discussion and Bjorn writefaggotry worthy of archiving.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 402017-08-24 8 
September 2017
55066206Nobledark 40k part 35: the Old (and new) Gods editionMostly Necrons, C'tan, and Blood Angels, along with associated things.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-09-04 8 
55313386Nobledark 40k part 36: Citizen Khaine editionSquats, shrikes, Slaugh and the Rangdan Xenocides, adorable proto-orks, more Ultramar, and more.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-09-18 9 
October 2017
55583946Nobledark 40k part 37: Hive Architecture 101 and Remedial Political History EditionWe finally talk about the Tau. General Eldar stuff, Black Legion, the Imperial Aquila.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-10-07 6 
55824461Nobledark 40k part 38: Master of Meatkind EditionMore of Lion's story, Tarellian colonies and culture, Xun'bakyr and the Maynarch Dynasty, and the crazy stuff on GanymedeEldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-10-19 3 
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