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March 2008
1406136Tau and ChaosTau-converted Guardsman recounts his experiences with Chaos.Tau, Slaanesh, Geryon2008-03-26 29 
May 2009
4698835Confessional boothHeretics confess their sins against the Emperor.Heretic, heresy, chaos, tau, confession, sin, BLAM2009-05-29 5 
June 2009
50000005mil Tau Get5 mil GET is for the Tau. /tg/ is Tau Gaems. /40k/ forever.get, tau, 40k2009-06-26 6 
5022597Moonleaf's Quest End / Tau Quest 1Moonleaf Quest is over. There is only Tau... in the 18th century!Collective Game, Moonleaf Quest, TauQuest2009-06-28 0 
July 2009
5234728The Greater GoodThe journal of a guardsman captured by the Tau.Fanfic, Imperial Guard, Tau, 40k, writefaggotry2009-07-23 5 
September 2009
5731244Tau story, main body and a new memeJohn gives us his new rough draft for the main story. And a new meme is born: Slicktau and Fattautau john writefag scribe story damiris inquisition slicktau fattau2009-09-05 6 
November 2009
6717352Tau HeresyA possible version of Dark Heresy centering on the Tau Empire.Tau, 40K, homebrew, Dark Heresy2009-11-15 0 
6730953Ethereal Dawn: Tau Heresy pt2More work on spec ops in the Tau Empiretau, warhammer 40k, dark heresy, homebrew2009-11-16 0 
6734050Ethereal Dawn: Tau Heresy 3More about the special defenders of the Tau Empire.Tau, 40K, Dark Heresy, homebrew2009-11-17 0 
6746251Ethereal Dawn: Tau Heresy 4Continuing the Ethereal Dawn plans. Fluff is almost finished?Tau, 40K, homebrew, Dark Heresy2009-11-18 0 
6760923Ethereal Dawn: Tau Heresy 5More ED stuff.Tau, 40K, Dark Heresy, Homebrew2009-11-19 -2 
6849822Ethereal Dawn: Tau Heresy 6Some more crunchy parts.Tau, 40K, Dark Heresy, homebrew2009-11-25 0 
6905552Love can BLAMNo...love still can’t bloom.tau, writefag, writefaggotry, LCB, Love can bloom2009-11-28 8 
March 2010
8388281Tau QuestDespite copious amounts of trolling, the story continuesTau, Quest, Collective Game, System Shock, Survival, Horror, necron2010-03-04 16 
8407630Tau QuestWe destroy a Necron Wraith Moot bans some pesky trollsTau, quest, Necron, System Shock, 2, Collective Game2010-03-05 6 
8426561Tau QuestNecron Lorf induces paranoia. Surprisngly troll free.Tau, Quest, Necron, collective game, system shock 22010-03-06 5 
8434179Tau questIt continuesTau, quest, necron, system shock2010-03-06 5 
8441332Tau QuestFirst flight and victory, but something's not quite right.Tau, Quest, Necron, collective game, system shock 22010-03-07 7 
8456231Tau Quest, the numbers are lost to the agesLike Weaver, the cheeful Nekron lass we meet. And fix. FUCK YEAH.Tau, Quest, Necron, collective game, system shock 22010-03-08 5 
8478487Tau QuestWhat Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger. Also Rez OrbTau, Quest, Necron, collective game, system shock 22010-03-09 5 
8498317taucron questbecause tau quest.... becomes less and less true, as we get lady deathstrike claws :3 Tau, Quest, Necron, collective game, system shock 22010-03-10 7 
8516348Tau questThe dice Gods smile on XenoTau, Quwst2010-03-11 12 
8533726Tau QuestSeems we congratulated ourselves too early.tau, quest2010-03-12 11 
8538456Tau quest, the after partyIncludes people's thoughts on the whole thing, and a compliation of all the tau quest inspired images.Tau, quest, Necron, System Shock, 2, Collective Game2010-03-12 5 
May 2010
9548788The HuntThe story of a IG sniper and the Tau unit that is chasing him.Warhammer 40, Tau, Imperial guard, Sniper2010-05-01 1 
June 2010
10799324Tau Dark Heresyfa/tg/uys world on making a DH supplement, for playing under a Tau organization. Surprisingly little trollingTau, Dark Heresy2010-06-28 3 
10806071Tau Dark Heresy Part 2continuation of the creation of a Tau Dark Heresy supplementTau, Dark Heresy2010-06-29 0 
September 2010
11984094Neckbeards May CryShas'o R'myr talks about his experiences at a local tournament, involving the attack of a greasy ultramarine player. Some trolling.Shas'o R'myr, Tau, 40k, Tournament, Neckbeard2010-09-07 12 
October 2010
12391217Once Again, More Tau WritefaggotryTau Writefag returns yet again, this time with pissed off commanders and dead Chaos MarinesTau, Writefag, Mark, Matik2010-10-12 2 
December 2010
13111584Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri original content and discussion/tg/ discusses Alpha Centauri and comes up with original content, including writefaggotry and drawfaggotry.SMAC, SMAX, Alpha Centauri2010-12-12 5 
13256960Sid Meier's Tau CetiA brainstorming of a spiritual successor to the enormously popular SMAC. Discussion on mechanics and fluff, original content rampantSid Meier's Tau Ceti, Tau Ceti, Alpha Centauri, SMAC2010-12-23 3 
March 2011
14087660Imperial Guard Quest Part ILeft behind.imperial guard, quest, collective game, tau2011-03-01 0 
14126034Imperial Guard Quest Part IIthe unnamed soldier encounters a small village.imperial guard, quest, collective game, tau2011-03-04 1 
14120080Tau Codex Fixing/tg/ passes around ideas to fix the Tau Codex, many good ideas are discussed.Tau, Codex, 5th Edition, 40k2011-03-05 -2 
14397093(Dead) King's Quest IIThe first year of the second reign of (supposedly) Holy Duke Liuva III over the duchy of Tautila is tumultuous. Bandits are routed, crops are sown, and the treachery of Tautila's neighbors begins to surface. The possibility of a romance sparks, and our liege takes his first steps away from the throne. Also, the fearsome phrase "The Wizard is bored" first rears its head.Quest, Undead, King, Skeleton, Court, Tautila2011-03-29 37 
14411970(Dead) King's Quest IIIThe continuing adventures of (supposedly) Holy Duke Liuva III over the duchy of Tautila. Quest, Undead, King, Skeleton, Court, Tautila2011-03-30 40 
April 2011
14465165(Dead) King's Quest lVThe continuing adventures of (supposedly) Holy Duke Liuva III over the duchy of Tautila.Quest, Undead, King, Skeleton, Court, Tautila2011-04-04 39 
May 2011
14817054(Dead) King's Quest VThe Oracle has been captured. What now for the skeletal ruler of fair Tautila, and his loyal court?Quest, Undead, King, Skeleton, Court, Tautila2011-05-05 49 
July 2011
15582277Modern Fantasy Earth 2Liches and Dragons take over the thread. Also including: Deals to get rid of adventurers, a golem charity spambot, and centaur shenanigans.Advice, Earth, Elves, Racism, Lich, Centaur, Construct2011-07-15 6 
December 2011
17095883Warhammer 40k: Heretical Love Part III Our guardsman manages to insult Esh, then finds delicious Tau jubbliesCollective Game, Heretical Love quest, Heretical Love, 40k, quest, warhammer, tau 2011-12-04 31 
17163496Gourmet 40kA discussion about what Xenos are edible stays remarkably on track. Creation of the Adeptus Delicious Space Marine Chapter included.warhammer, 40k, warhammer 40k, Tau, Eldar, Necrons2011-12-10 8 
February 2012
17762102Warhammer 40: Heretical Love Part XXIMax has a meeting with tau-girls brotherCollective game, Max decarus, warhammer, papa-n, heresy, heretical love quest, tau, XXI, 40k, quest, warhamer 40k 2012-02-01 25 
March 2012
18300506XENO ADVENTURE PART 1In which Xeno and Warrior-kun rescue Drone from Assholetep's dickeryxeno, Collective game, Xeno's adventure, taucron, necron, quest, drawquest, adventure, assholetep 2012-03-12 8 
18313164XENO ADVENTURE PART 2In which Xeno and Warrior-kun open a boxxeno, Collective game, Xeno's adventure, taucron, necron, quest, drawquest, adventure, assholetep 2012-03-14 6 
18350336XENO ADVENTURE PART 3In which Xeno gets a new friend and defeats Assholetep through teamwork .xeno, Collective game, Xeno's adventure, taucron, necron, quest, drawquest, adventure, assholetep 2012-03-17 7 
18442285XENO ADVENTURE PART 4In which Drone kicks ass and Xeno lobotomizes herselfxeno, Collective game, Xeno's adventure, taucron, necron, quest, drawquest, adventure, drone2012-03-25 5 
April 2012
18598119XENO ADVENTURE PART 5In which Xeno gets her head fixed by a new friendxeno, Collective game, Xeno's adventure, taucron, necron, quest, drawquest, adventure, drone2012-04-07 6 
18615638GURPS Alpha Centauri featuring Space Wizard ZakharovThread retelling the exploits of a probe team in GURPS. Featuring appearances from Prokhor Zakharov, master troll and space wizard.Alpha Centauri, GURPS, Zakharov, Space Wizard2012-04-08 11 
18717305Planetary Governor Quest: Part 6We reconcile with the Resistance, discover that the Munitorum Rep is an ex-Inquisitor (No surprise there) and fight off a massive Chaos raiding force.Collective Game, Planetary Governor Quest, Ultramarines, Space Marines, STC, AdMech, Inquisitor, Reasonable Marines, 40K Warhammer, Tau, Chaos, Space, Inquisition2012-04-15 25 
18809839Planetary Governor Quest: Part 7We start cleanup of the Chaos-Marine wrecked city, give a speech, and start negotiations with an asinine Ultramarines Captain.Collective Game, Planetary Governor Quest, Ultramarines, Space Marines, STC, AdMech, Inquisitor, Reasonable Marines, 40K Warhammer, Tau, Chaos, Space, Inquisition2012-04-22 20 
18842714XENO ADVENTURE PART 6In which Xeno plays card games on motorcycles.xeno, Collective game, Xeno's adventure, taucron, necron, quest, drawquest, adventure, yu-gi-oh2012-04-25 5 
May 2012
19048968Xeno discovers loveXeno asks /tg/ to help her learn about physical love. Or physics. And a couple nerds keep bumping the thread for almost a week straight. Elesh Norn shows up as a Necron.Xeno, Tau Quest, Xeno's Adventure, taucron, necron, collective game2012-05-16 6 
19169232Planetary Governor Quest: Part 7.5A short and late session in which we finish negotiating with the Ultramarines, OP refines some things and the Quest scheduling is altered. Most of the problems can be attributed to the new 4chan HTML fucking up.Collective Game, Planetary Governor Quest, Ultramarines, Space Marines, STC, AdMech, Inquisitor, Reasonable Marines, 40K Warhammer, Tau, Chaos, Space, Inquisition, HTML2012-05-20 12 
June 2012
19453584XENO ADVENTURE PART 7In which Xeno opens the thread herself and befriends a C'tanxeno, Collective game, Xeno's adventure, taucron, necron, quest, drawquest, adventure, drone, c'tan2012-06-12 5 
19679873Planetary Governor Quest: Part 13We take control of the Ork ship, recover delicious genetic-engineering Archeotech, peel the first layer off the Space Hulk, and start isolating the Chaos Frigate from everything elseCollective Game, Planetary Governor Quest, Ultramarines, Space Marines, STC, AdMech, Inquisitor, Reasonable Marines, 40K Warhammer, Tau, Chaos, Space, Inquisition, HTML2012-06-30 16 
July 2012
19817308Guardsman Quest: The fight for Amerigo SecondusIn this quest we take the role on the role of Fineas Edward Line, minor noble man and all around suave motherfucker. The planet gets handed over to the Tau by Governor nixon and Fineas sets off on a quest to defeat the Tau. He meats a gang of feline abhumans, gets recruited by an inquisitor and has nightmares while he's awake.Collective_Game, 40K, Imperial_Guard, Guardsman_Quest, Amerigo_Scondus, Tau, Catgirls, Heresy, Inquisition, Pancakes2012-07-11 10 
19859727GuardsMan Quest: Fight For Amerigo Secondus: Chapter Four: Rallying CryIn this quest we recruit beastmen, Squats, devour our first piece of living tech, Impregnate Anevka, and reccieve the blessing of the omnisiah.Guardsman_Quest, Inquisition, 40k, Imperium, Catgirls, Beastmen, Dark_Age_of_Science, Hunting_Rig, Tau, Underhive, Squats, Collective_Game, Quest2012-07-14 10 
20106572Blue the Looted TauWhat if a young Tau was taken in by an Ork warboss and taught to be orky?Tau, Orkz, Cute Mascot, Derail, Blue, Learning2012-07-31 37 
20109304Blue the Tau OrkWhat if a young Tau was taken in by an Ork warboss and taught to be orky? /tg/ continues discussion.Tau, Orkz, Cute Mascot, Blue, Dakka, Gretchin2012-07-31 20 
20115677Blue 3: Da ClanIn a nutshell: Blue is a young Earth Caste Tau, found by the Orks during an attack on a Tau habitat. After being mistaken for a Gretchin, she began working with the Orks, eventually becoming very popular due to her impressive knowledge of engineering, and ability to add more dakka to ANYTHING. Eventually taken under the wing of a big Mek, she became a popular and well liked part of Ork society.Tau, Orkz, Cute Mascot, Blue, Dakka, Gretchin, Squig Drone, Looted Chaos Titan, Random Generation, Solving Arguments With Randomness, Scraplootas2012-07-31 16 
August 2012
20120029Blue and the Scraplootas - Part 4In which the Scraplootas, the Orks who found and raised Blue, the awesome spanna grot (Tau), are developed and made into a fuck-awesome tribeTau, Orkz, Cute Mascot, Blue, Dakka, Gretchin, Squig Drone, Looted Chaos Titan, Scraplootas, muckin' about, grots, CODORKS GORKAMORKA, Dokta Grotapus2012-08-01 11 
20129547Blue and the Scraplootas: Part 5The Scraplootas, Blue's adoptive Ork tribe, are further developed. Tau, Orkz, Cute Mascot, Blue, Dakka, Gretchin, Squig Drone, Looted Chaos Titan, Scraplootas, Titanocracy, At This Point The Scraplootas Are Just As Interesting As Blue, Boris2012-08-01 8 
20141824Blue and the Scraplootas: Part 7The Scraplootas, Blue's adoptive Ork tribe, are further developed. In specific, Farseer Vaedrisa and Warboss Urtylug. In case the tags haven't been fixed, the last thread is here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20135819/Tau, Orkz, Cute Mascot, Blue, Dakka, Gretchin, Squig Drone, Looted Chaos Titan, Scraplootas, Titanocracy, Fanseer, Mugs, 2012-08-02 7 
20144367Blue and the Scraplootas: Part 8The Scraplootas, Blue's adoptive Ork tribe, are further developed.Tau, Orkz, Cute Mascot, Blue, Dakka, Choppa, Gretchin, Kommandos, Looted Chaos Titan, Scraplootas, Writefaggotry2012-08-03 5 
20151472Blue and the Scraplootas: Part 9More development for the clan and it's heroes, and a familiar Imperial Guard regiment shows up... Tau, Orkz, Blue, Gretchin, Boris, Fizzgutz, Scraplootas, Writefaggotry, 1st Membranes2012-08-03 5 
20165003Scraplootas cont'dMore fluff, more drawings, Blue gets a funstikOrkz, homebrew, Blue, tau, eldar, fanseer, Boris, Fizzgutz, Threegrot, Dirknitt2012-08-04 7 
20174768Blue and the Scraplootas: Part 11Scraplootas are discussed some, as is blue. Some write- and draw- faggotry.Tau, Orkz, Cute Mascot, Blue, Dakka, Choppa, Gretchin, Kommandos, Looted Chaos Titan, Scraplootas, Writefaggotry, Drawfaggotry2012-08-05 5 
20228701Blue and the ScraplootasFunstikk, Writefaggotry, and the Eye of /tg/.Tau, Orkz, Cute Mascot, Blue, Dakka, Choppa, Gretchin, Kommandos, Looted Chaos Titan, Scraplootas, Writefaggotry, Drawfaggotry2012-08-09 3 
20238354Blue and the ScraplootasA comic for the funstikk, writefaggotry for Rockeata, Mr. Squig, Snekkit, and more! Tau, Orkz, Cute Mascot, Blue, Dakka, Choppa, Gretchin, Kommandos, Looted Chaos Titan, Scraplootas, Writefaggotry, Drawfaggotry2012-08-10 7 
20265235Blue and the ScraplootasDiscussion turns up the characters of Doc Gitsticha and the ever-suffering demon core.Tau, Orkz, Cute Mascot, Blue, Dakka, Choppa, Gretchin, Kommandos, Looted Chaos Titan, Scraplootas, Writefaggotry, Drawfaggotry2012-08-13 3 
20336256Blue and the ScraplootasTanks, planes and automobiles. It's a vehicle-heavy thread! Also some drawfaggotry.Tau, Orkz, Cute Mascot, Blue, Dakka, Choppa, Gretchin, Kommandos, Looted Chaos Titan, Scraplootas, Writefaggotry, Drawfaggotry2012-08-19 3 
September 2012
20634918Viet Cong TauOP notes there is little serious Tau fluff on the 1d4chan wiki. What results is the V'iet: a Tau Sept modeled after the communist fighters in Vietnam, still true to the race being Asian communists, but with a grimdark spin.vietnam,tau,viet,cong,viet cong,tau fluff,40k2012-09-08 6 
20693485XENO ADVENTURE PART 8In which Xeno tickles an eldar's ears, and battles the gal-o mandrakexeno, Collective game, Xeno's adventure, taucron, necron, quest, drawquest, adventure, eldar2012-09-12 6 
October 2012
20964362Whatever Happened to Da Blue Grot?A writefag brings on the feels with three endings to Blue's Scraploota AdventuresTau, Orkz, Cute Mascot, Blue, Dakka, Choppa, Gretchin, Kommandos, Scraplootas, Writefaggotry, 2012-10-04 16 
20994865 Project Tau: By Calmsword of Tau Online (Articles 1-5)5 Fanon/Canon articles on Tau Fluff for the /tg/ edition of Warhammer 40k Tau pageTau, Warhammer 40k, Warhammer 40000, Warhammer 40k /tg/ edition,2012-10-05 2 
December 2012
21861621(Dead) King's Quest ???After disappearing for years Mors returns to us! Perhaps the adventures of Duke Liuva and the fair kingdom of Tautila will continue.Quest, Undead, King, Skeleton, Court, Tautila2012-12-03 27 
21999263(Dead) King's Quest VIThe good Duke learns of something Outside, and is resurrected again, this time from the foul curse of the Zlatan. Just in time, for Heva is at war.Quest, Undead, King, Skeleton, Court, Tautila, Collective Game, Dead King's Quest2012-12-12 51 
January 2013
22359030(Dead) King's Quest VIIMors returns from the holidays, and the Holy Duke once again takes Tautila's reins. We learn more of the nature of the Ur-Flesh. "The Viscountess is in love with the Black Thane."Quest, Undead, King, Skeleton, Court, Tautila, Collective Game, Dead King's Quest2013-01-03 34 
22599356XENO ADVENTURE PART 10In which Xeno kicks ass and tickles feet and loses hipsxeno, Collective game, Xeno's adventure, taucron, necron, quest, drawquest, adventure, eldar2013-01-16 6 
August 2013
26463769Minotaur Culture/Society Thread/tg/ gets shit done in the best way possible: by taking a weird, heavily derailed fetish thread and using it as the basis for an extremely in depth discussion of minotaur history, ecology and society.Monstergirls, Worldbuilding, Minotaurs, Minotaur wet-nurse2013-08-06 31 
26840327/tg/ text adventure quest Alliance invasion, bad decisions, prison riots, batshit Minotaurs, and unforseeable consequences.Collective Game, Necromancer, Text Adventure, Minotaurs, Critfails2013-08-27 8 
26858529tg Text Adventure Quest: Chapter 6We mindbreak Elyria and Daya, fuck them both, invade a city and take control of it, meeting Katya the assassin catgirl and The Immortal, among other things.Text Adventure, Quest, Text, Adventure, Minotaurs, Collective Game, Dryads, Catgirls, Gratuitous Sex2013-08-28 9 
October 2013
28034152Tau Bounty Hunters - The Black CasteOne anon said that there was a day ago a thread about Tau Bounty Hunters. In that thread it escalated to create a small paramilitary bounty hunting force of high-tech hunters/assassins. Still it needs some work on it...Tau, Warhammer, 40000, 40K, Warhammer 40000, Bounty, Hunter2013-10-31 1 
February 2014
30486949Centaur Civ Part IThe Aymara tribe settles on the great plains, masters its beasts, and meets some human explorers. civ, civilization, civilization thread, collective game, centaur, centaur civ2014-02-26 2 
August 2014
34074936/tg/ makes Tau auxiliary races and organizes a fandexThe radiation troops are a particular highlight.Tau, fandex, Gue'vesa2014-08-13 1 
October 2014
35327430Centaurstg gets philosophical about centaur ass wiping, anon supplies information. Reactions happen.centaur, horse, ass2014-10-07 22 
November 2014
36316393The Buns! Quest Episode 2Miko breaks into a restaurantcollective game, the buns! quest, miko, creepyish, freaking out, in a restaurant, tfw almost bunny get2014-11-22 1 
December 2014
37043281MiniQuest Monster Restaurant #1A Frogacle is chosen, a Legface is trapped and a Pigknight is saved.Monster Restaurant Quest, Collective Game, MiniQuest 2014-12-30 0 
January 2015
37667129Gnome Colonization Civilization Quest II: Savages!Sir Pickeringworth proves his (Pickering)worth and that he has balls of steel in a showdown against one of the new world's vicious savages! Truly an exciting read!collective game, quest, civilization, phantom of the cm, gnomes, colonization, landfall, fantasy, gnome, minotaur, minotaurs, hornlings2015-01-28 1 
37689198Gnome Colonization Civilization Quest III: But Wait, There's More!Our Colony faces a threat mightier than any they could have imagined, and make a hard decision to preserve their only allies.collective game, quest, civilization, phantom of the cm, gnomes, colonization, landfall, fantasy, gnome, minotaur, minotaurs, hornlings, cyclops, monoculus2015-01-29 1 
February 2015
38181397The All Guardsmen Party and the Greater GoodThe All Guardsmen Party go to Tau space to track down some vile, xenos-loving traitors.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Tink, Deserter, Bane, Fumbles, Tau, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Greater, Good2015-02-20 172 
April 2015
39064385Minotauress quest: WorldBuilding and Character creationWe establish our character, her home, and why she is there.Collective game, Minotauress quest, sorcerer, castle2015-04-01 7 
39073903Minotauress quest: Moving onto WorldBuildingWe finish establishing the character, decide what we are going to be famous for, and then go on a trip on the ground.Collective game, Minotauress quest, sorcerer, castle2015-04-03 10 
39095644Minotauress quest: Moving onto Plotlines part 3We free slaves, pimp put out armor, and determine Rhiannon's first aspect. Not in that order though.Collective game, Minotauress quest, sorcerer, castle, savior2015-04-04 8 
39128444Minotauress quest: part 4We make some great armor, slay a demon dragon, and get a ton of gold.Collective game, Minotauress quest, sorcerer, castle, dragon, slaying2015-04-05 10 
39160651Minotauress quest: part 5We write out some holy words and then make divine armor and weaponryCollective game, Minotauress quest, sorcerer, castle, holy2015-04-06 10 
39195049Minotauress quest: part 6We step into the magical training area, find it to be inhospitable, then fight two humanoid raven guards.Collective game, Minotauress quest, sorcerer, castle, ravens, magic2015-04-08 10 
39199751Minotaur Civilization Quest #1What starts out as a thread asking for a new Civ game quickly turns into a Minotaur tribe surviving out in the Arctic TundraCollective Game, Minotaur Quest, 2015-04-08 7 
39216770Minotaur Civilization Quest #2We discover the magic of pyromania, found a cult, take revenge on the White Beasts, and Collective Game, Civilization Game, Minotaur Civilization Quest, Civvie,2015-04-09 2 
39238408Minotauress quest: part 7We learn more magic, meet another guard, get magically SWOLE, and learn some spellsCollective game, Minotauress quest, sorcerer, castle, magic, spells2015-04-10 10 
39256600Minotauress quest: part 8We discuss stuff, and bang HereshielCollective game, Minotauress quest, sorcerer, castle, ravens, magic2015-04-11 7 
39238350Minotaur Civilization Quest #3In which we're introduced to the idea of hats, meet a highlander, kill a stalking snow elf, then curbstomp another in the arenaCollective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-04-11 2 
39259527Minotaur Civilization Quest #4We establish a Mage's Guild, meet the human highland clans, found a second settlement, concoct a chemical weapon, and see an Elder God army approaching on the horizonCollective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-04-11 2 
39283739Minotaur Civilization Quest #5The tide of horror arrives, and we dive headlong into battle with the Eldritch horrors!Collective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-04-12 2 
39267715Minotauress quest: part 8We finally go back to demon slayingCollective game, Minotauress quest, sorcerer, castle, magic, spells2015-04-12 10 
39302262Minotauress Quest 9 We teach our people on the tenets of RhiannonCollective game, Minotauress quest, sorcerer, castle, magic, spells2015-04-13 10 
39330005Minotauress quest: part 10We make the holy symbol and colors of Rhiannln, only to receive a very special visitorCollective game, Minotauress quest, sorcerer, castle, holy2015-04-15 7 
39348148Minotauress quest: part 11We talk about what glory actually means and gain something from drinking milkCollective game, Minotauress quest, sorcerer, castle, magic, spells2015-04-16 7 
39398565Minotauress Quest part 12Speeches and ringsCollective game, Minotauress quest, sorcerer, castle2015-04-18 7 
39413095Minotauress Quest:Part 13We get swole, go take a shower, then Ven does some work!Collective Game, Minotauress Quest, Ven, Sorceror, Castle2015-04-19 6 
39304146Minotaur Civilization Quest #6The horrors lie dead at our feet, and our leader's apprentice takes up the mantle of chief. After repairs are done, we head out into the wilds to found a new village. Unfortunately, there appears to be something in the water...Collective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-04-19 2 
39449652Minotaur Civilization Quest #7We finally figure out boats, and make contact with ice-halflings! Our leader soon starts a relationship with a human, but is soon ripped away and captured by the imperial Snow Elves!Collective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie, Civvy2015-04-20 2 
39446287Minotauress Quest:Part 13Feltera gets elemental power, then goes down to the ground with Ven and DevrielaCollective Game, Minotauress Quest, Ven, Sorceror, Castle2015-04-20 6 
39482432Minotauress Quest:Part 14We meet a man made of EDGE and get to know him wellCollective Game, Minotauress Quest, Ven, Sorceror, Castle2015-04-22 7 
39543642Minotauress Quest:Part 15We go back to slaying demons and saving prisoners!Collective Game, Minotauress Quest, Ven, Sorceror, Castle2015-04-26 6 
39567334Minotaur Civilization Quest #8The armies march on the Snow Elf capital to free our beloved leader. Will we succeed and free Brakla or will we crumble and forced to retreat?Collective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-04-26 2 
39582353Minotauress Quest:Part 16We see the freed slaves, get a ton of new allies, and fight a demon knightCollective Game, Minotauress Quest, Ven, Sorceror, Castle2015-04-28 9 
39634552Minotauress Quest:Part 17We do stuff around the castleCollective Game, Minotauress Quest, Ven, Sorceror, Castle2015-04-30 5 
May 2015
39591073Minotaur Civilization Quest #9A quick bout of exploration and expansion takes place, we manage to connect an iceberg to the mainland by way of giant bloody bridge and a ship is also sent out to explore and find new lands to conquer!Collective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-05-03 3 
39712541Minotauress Quest:Part 18We get stronger and prepare to head back out into the world. Also we get a few special visits from the goddess herselfCollective Game, Minotauress Quest, Ven, Sorceror, Castle2015-05-04 5 
39733229Minotaur Civilization Quest #10All is well in the Tauren Kingdom, but tragedy strikes as the royal baby is ripped from the womb by a Fungal infiltrator! The drums of war are beginning to beat once more. There will be no mercyCollective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-05-09 2 
39826188Minotauress Quest:Part 19We slay a hell(pun intended)of a lot of demons!Collective Game, Minotauress Quest, Ven, Sorceror, Castle, rekt, kill demons, free slaves2015-05-10 5 
39911154Minotauress Quest:Part 20We talk, do stuff, and fight a Demon KnightCollective Game, Minotauress Quest, Sorceror, Castle2015-05-13 5 
39852240Minotaur Civilization Quest #11After a few technical difficulties, we manage to smash and grab the baby back. After this debacle, we invent strippers and further our armed forcesCollective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-05-16 2 
40032429Minotauress Quest:Part 21We get stronger, due to potions instead of milk!Collective Game, Minotauress Quest, Sorceror, Castle2015-05-19 5 
40018712Minotaur Civilization Quest #12A short but sweet thread in which we meet German dwarves and a pyromaniac burning half of a forest to the ground.Collective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-05-23 3 
40133942Minotaur Civilization Quest #13In which we spend the entire thread trying to negotiate with a race of bee women, then subsequently discover their queen is a nymphomaniac. Oh, and we find Japanese Crystalid Samurai and invent Hispanic Minotaurs.Collective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-05-24 3 
40158392Minotaur Civilization Quest #14We discover Sverfneblin in a giant bloody pit, further relations with the Thriae with men, discover Old God shiny rocks, and perform a minor exorcism. Collective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-05-30 2 
June 2015
40430940Minotaur Civilization Quest #15In which we establish proper relations with the Crystalids, kill an uppity ape, and keep a small elf girl from maiming herself too badly.Collective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-06-07 3 
40454737Minotaur Civilization Quest #15.5We return to Drozen after a round of diplomacy with the Crystalids. Following this, we advance into the Renaissance and get our diplomat captured by Dark Elves.Collective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-06-12 2 
40581251Minotaur Civilization Quest #16In which we spend half of a thread escaping a city's worth of guards, meet a giant, and run bare-butt naked in the streets high on ecstasy.Collective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-06-18 2 
40719705Minotaur Civilization Quest #17In which we beat the ever living shit out of a an Orc woman, take her home after reeducation in the sex pits of the Thriae, and have a generally good time.Collective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-06-27 2 
July 2015
41139837Minotaur Civ Game 1We get genocided and Killgore diplomancies.Collective Game, Civ, Minotaur Civ2015-07-11 2 
41160190Minotaur Civ Thread 2We raid 2 ships, discover gunpowder and declare warCollective Game, Civ, Minotaur Civ2015-07-12 2 
41171454Minotaur Civ Game 3We take the elven city! And Grunling passes out.Collective Game, Civ, Minotaur Civ2015-07-12 2 
41183918Minotaur Civ Game 4We delegate stuff, gain 2 cities and Grunling has to go.Collective Game, Civ, Minotaur Civ2015-07-13 2 
41160295Mintoaur Civilization Quest #19Long live the king.Collective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie2015-07-16 2 
41305968Minotaur Civilization Quest #20We get a map, help Catherine with the whole dead husband deal, and meet some batshit crazy Amazons.Collective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-07-19 1 
August 2015
41752762Minotaur Civilization Quest #22We meet the lizardfolk and wood elves and are subsequently interrupted by a family emergency.Collective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-08-15 1 
41893518Minotaur Civilization Quest #23We get two new heirs, flip the gender of one, and get a guy imprisonedCollective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-08-22 1 
42032475Minotaur Civilization Quest #24We cure AIDS and nuke ourselves.Collective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie2015-08-29 2 
September 2015
42172155Minotaur Civilization Quest #25Eugenics and Demons!Collective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-09-05 1 
October 2015
42741329Minotaur Civilization Quest #27We get a new hero, send away two of our heroes, and get magic laser rifles.Collective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-10-03 2 
November 2015
43487104Minotaur Civ/QuestA weary group of Minotaurs, the creations of Tauros the god of virility and strength, set out in an unexplored valley for a new home.Minotaur Civ, Civilization, Minotaur, Hardcore, Tauros2015-11-07 -1 
December 2015
44406724God of Creation [QUEST] part2You are a god of creation at the dawn of time. Atet-Ri, the god of light, born from the sun, has descended upon the barren earth to create stuff, in his own, smug way. This time we created cattle, monkey guys, hung out with our cool new music/water friend, grew a tree and OHFUCKWHATTHEHELLJUSTHAPPENED?!Atet-Ri, Creation, quest, god, god of creation, light god, alwé, Tenen-Ru, Oracle of Giberish, Helitaur, Fredd-Murc2015-12-28 6 
March 2016
45773792The Imperal Guard writes a Letter to AbaddonA letter is written to Abbadon, and he responds. Finally, the tau recieve a letter of their own. All one word at a time.40k, imperial guard, abaddon, tau, letter, funny2016-03-03 48 
April 2016
46436764Sheepgirl Civilization Quest Part 1Sheepgirl sheeptaurs starting a new settlement in a woodland vale. First strides in building and stocking for the winter are taken.Collective Game, Civilization, sheep, sheeptaurs, monstergirls2016-04-04 20 
October 2016
49742120Taufag riptide rant & resulting copypastaTaufag vehemently defends Riptides. Copypasta ensues.40k, Tau, Taufag, copypasta2016-10-12 5 
December 2016
50720053THE ETHEREALS BLESS USOP is bored, does a creation thread. End result is rather amusing.creation thread, bored, tau2016-12-16 1 
50879966Nars'kyse Mobile Defense Force tg creates a new tau sept in which tau the tau and demiurg fight for control of an asteroid belt40k, Tau, Ork, Necron, Orkz, brainstorming2016-12-28 1 
June 2017
53640143Blue Toof and the Strayt ShootasFirst thread for Strayt Shootaz, Ork Snipers with a taste for Tau technology, and exclusive contracts with rogue traders. ork, 40k, tau, writefaggotry, drawfaggotry,chaos2017-06-09 5 
53716563Blu Toof and the Strayt Shootas: Part 2In which the Strayt Shootas are expanded upon. Great draw, and writefaggotry is posted, and a space hulk is rolled up. 40k, Ork, tau, Strayt Shootas, Chimera Legion, inquisition, writefaggotry, drawfaggotry2017-06-13 5 
September 2017
1866730Swole European Dragon Quest 73In this episode, Claw gets SWOLE AS FUCK, and fails to be a Chad, all while we make a new meme, that of BBM.Big Black Minotaur Meme is Best Meme, Stop Ancaps Now, European Dragon Quest, Collective Game, SWOLE, Chad, Spamming Tags, KHORNATES!2017-09-23 1 
November 2017
56633860SMAC's back!/tg/ remembers a great game on its 20th anniversary. And argues. A lot.SMAC, Alpha Centauri, Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri2017-11-29 3 
February 2018
57747266Alpha Centauri reduxRPG dumps based on the famous strategy game. Also "Left Behind", for some reason.Alpha Centauri, Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri, SMAC, writefag, Left Beyond2018-02-04 4 
November 2018
62828193Statting the Pushmi-PullyuA conjoined centaur gets some art, stats, and a nice greentext or twoworldbuilding, pushmi-pullyu, doubletaur, monstergirls2018-11-11 28 
62964795Statting the Pushmi-Pullyu part 2A continuation of the previous thread, with further worldbuilding and several stories.worldbuilding, pushmi-pullyu, doubletaur, monstergirls2018-11-16 26 
63073544Statting the Pushmi-Pullyu Part 3In this third thread, posters continue to brainstorm the origins of the Pushmi-Pullyu and many more stories by different authors are shared.worldbuilding, pushmi-pullyu, doubletaur, monstergirls, brainstorming, fae, magical creatures, fairytales, writing, greentext2018-11-22 24 
January 2019
64206468Statting the Pushmi-Pullyu Part 4The fourth thread. Posters brainstorm new characters, campaign ideas, and some new stories are shared (including the start of a novella).worldbuilding, pushmi-pullyu, doubletaur, brainstorming, fae, magical creatures, fairytales, writing, greentext2019-01-29 24 
March 2019
3331755Fantasy Restaurateur QuestA fired cook opens a restaurant in the borderlandsWatdo, Fantasy Restaurateur Quest, Restaurant Management, Cooking2019-03-11 8 
3353266Fantasy Restaurateur Quest #2Gaston deals with sentient fungi, dwarf contractors, and thieves Watdo, Fantasy Restaurateur Quest, Restaurant Management, Cooking 2019-03-19 5 
April 2019
3372883Fantasy Restaurateur Quest #3Gaston visits the farmers, strikes a deal, then plans for the dwarf's feast.Watdo, Fantasy Restaurateur Quest, Restaurant Management, Cooking2019-04-03 2 
August 2019
3679961Earth Tau 2Preparations for a fight in a new home, learning more about yourself, and experimenting with powers lie within.Quest, Earth Tau, worm, powers, ShardOfNothing, Cyberpunk2019-08-06 2 
67603168The Battle of Damnatum Lutum, Part 3The Saga continues, Imperials have finally claimed Groxbridge, but then Tau invade, and other old foes haven't given up yet, also maps40k, writefaggotry, IG, Tau, Chaos, Necrons, Orks, Space Marines, Navy, Admech, Sisters of Battle2019-08-07 8 
67952063The Battle For Arazonia SecundusThe Americus 10th Mechanized scour the desert of foul xenos. Featuring; Ork Cowboys, Eldar Tavern Wenches, Tempestus Scions, Stoner Tank 40k, writefaggotry, IG, Orks,Tau, Necrons, Eldar, Sisters of Battle, Daemonette, Krieg2019-08-29 3 
September 2019
67964177Adventures of the 74465th Valhallan Infantry RegimentDysfunctional Imperial Guard camp fights off wave after wave of enemies. Featuring: a cat, frenchmen, Commissars, a deathclaw, and fapbait40k, writefaggotry, IG, Felinid, Necron, Custodian, Chaos, Slaanesh, smut, Tau, Dark Eldar2019-09-01 4 
68123185Adventures of the 74465th Valhallan Infantry Regiment Part 2Short lived second part to the Adventures of the 74465th Valhallan Infantry Regiment40k, writefaggotry, IG, Tau, Dark Eldar, Sisters of Battle2019-09-02 2 
68141968How would fantasy races adapt to modern warfare?OP posits the question: How would fantasy races adopt to modern warfare? and /tg/ answers.Warfare, fantasy, modern warfare, centaur, dwarf, elf, orc, discussion2019-09-03 4 
68113304The battle of Damnatum Lutum, part 4With winter rolling in and the Tau having settled down, the anons of the thread worldbuild with some giant battles on the side40k, writefaggotry, world building, IG, Eldar, Tau, Rogue Trader, Chaos, Orks, Imperial Fists, Admech, Sisters of Battle, Inquisition2019-09-10 6 
October 2019
68704690The Battle of Damnatum Lutum, Part 5In the thick of winter, the Imperials try to advance into Tau territory but old and new enemies appear to complicate their plans.40k, writefaggotry, worldbuilding, IG, Tau, Eldar, Chaos, Dark Eldar, Space Marines, Admech, Sisters of Battle, Inquisition, Grot2019-10-12 6 
November 2019
69181640The Battle of Damnatum Lutum, Part 6As winter ends, deep fog engulfs the region, and all sorts of spooky enemies appear40k, writefaggotry, worldbuilding, IG, Tau, Chaos, Space Marines, Navy, Sisters of Battle, Eldar, Dark Eldar, Inquisition, Genestealers2019-11-11 5 
December 2019
69925790The Battle of Damnatum Lutum, Part 7First part of the final chapter in the DL series. Nids show up and are fought with a mix of nukes, volcanos, guns, and good ol' melee comba40k, writefaggotry, worldbuilding, IG, Tyranids, Chaos, Space Marines, Navy, Sisters of Battle, Eldar, Dark Eldar, Inquisition, Orks, Tau2019-12-22 3 
January 2020
70060601The Battle of Damnatum Lutum, Part 7.5Part 2 of the final thread. As another nuclear explosion goes off in the distance, our remaining heroes continue to fight the Tyranid horde.40k, writefaggotry, IG, Tyranids, Tau, Chaos, Inquisition, Orks, Space Marines, Navy, Sisters of Battle, Eldar, Dark Eldar2020-01-03 4 
70248496The Battle of Damnatum Lutum, Part 7.5.5Part 3 of the final thread, the forces of Chaos return in force while our heroes struggle to survive across the map.40k, writefaggotry, IG, Tau, Chaos, Space Marines, Navy, Sisters of Battle, Eldar, Dark Eldar, Tyranids, Inquisition2020-01-05 2 
70300545The Battle of Damnatum Lutum, Part 7.6Part 4 of the final thread. The story comes to an end with an epic titan fight. Epilogue in another thread.40k, writefaggotry, worldbuilding, IG, Tau, Eldar, Chaos, Dark Eldar, Space Marines, Admech, Sisters of Battle, Inquisition, Tyranids2020-01-22 4 
70585421The Battle of Damnatum Lutum, EpiloguePosters discuss the fates of their characters, their favorite parts of the seven month saga, and next steps.40k, writefaggotry, worldbuilding, IG, Tau, Eldar, Chaos, Dark Eldar, Space Marines, Admech, Sisters of Battle, Inquisition2020-01-27 6 
April 2020
71693957Jungle RumbleBunch of characters from different factions get send to a jungle deathworld. What could possibly go wrong?40k, writefaggotry, worldbuilding, IG, Tau, Eldar, Chaos, Dark Eldar, Space Marines, Admech, Necrons, Tyranids, Kroot2020-04-07 1 
June 2020
4284699Goblin Quest #3Gobson fought Griggers, Hunting, Drown, Escaped Underdark, gave his seed, saw things, got closer to Jade, centaur, Fun Dorfs, Evolve Goblin Collective Game, Dorf, Grigger, Goblins, Gobson, Gob, Goblin QM, Cold Bolt, Jade, Kobolds, Drawquest, Centaur, Ork, Pale Orcs2020-06-13 6 
4305149Goblin Quest #4Many duels, traveling, learning skills, battles, more cursed edits, drawings. Dorf fortress, meeting the crew and getting some help.Collective Game, Dorf, Grigger, Goblins, Gobson, Gob, Goblin QM, Cold Bolt, Jade, Kobolds, Drawquest, Centaur, Ork2020-06-23 5 
July 2020
4336957Conquer The PlanetWE’RE TAKING OVER A PLANET! I don't know what that means, but it sounds badass, so we're doing it, nerds!Drawquest, ShitpostQM, Aliens, Centaur, Conquer2020-07-07 3 
4323839Goblin Quest #5Going to the Baths, Battles, Preparing for the necromancer, meeting with him, blocking, leveling up, more cursed edits, traveling underdark.Collective Game, Fantasy, Dorf, Grigger, Goblins, Gobson, Gob, Goblin QM, Cold Bolt, Jade, Kobolds, Drawquest, Centaur, Ork2020-07-08 5 
73737103The Sister and the CommissarAnons come up with some silly interactions between Sisters of Battle and other characters and OP sketches up some of them40k, writefaggotry, Sisters of Battle, Commissar, Admech, Tau, Chaos, Space Marines, Orks2020-07-16 11 
4347861Goblin Quest #6Underdark fun, encountered many things, lots of nat 1s, had fun inside a maze and went into the spirit realm, improved relations with othersCollective Game, Fantasy, Dorf, Grigger, Goblins, Gobson, Gob, Goblin QM, Cold Bolt, Jade, Kobolds, Drawquest, Centaur, Ork2020-07-19 5 
August 2020
4364503Goblin Quest #7Met Louis, Knocked out 3+, Oats, Fought, Learned, Improved Relations, New party members, Got Coin, Learned everyone loves Gobson, Had Fun...Collective Game, Fantasy, Dorf, Grigger, Goblins, Gobson, Gob, Goblin QM, Cold Bolt, Jade, Kobolds, Drawquest, Centaur, Ork2020-08-03 5 
February 2021
77292353Kaiju Sector Clusterfuck Faction Generator IA thread dedicated to creating a Tyranid Hive Fleet spirals into a sector clusterfuck as more (weirdly kaiju related) factions are rolled upWarhammer 40k, Tyranids, Orks, Tau, Space Marines, Eldar, Clusterfuck2021-02-05 2 
77353236Kaiju Sector Clusterfuck Faction Generator IIRolls further create two fanatical Guard regimentum, a renegade Blood Angel Chapter, an insane DEldar Kabal and an insaner Necron Dynasty.Warhammer 40k, Tyranids, Orks, Tau, Space Marines, Eldar, Imperial Guard, Dark Eldar, Necrons, Creation Tables, Clusterfuck2021-02-08 3 
May 2021
79366619Chocolate and Corruption in 40k #1 - Chaos PamphletsBunch of guardsmen fill out some multiple choice pamphlets that cause most to turn to Chaos. Meanwhile Wonka Land isn't what it seems.40k, writefaggotry, worldbuilding, IG, Tau, Chaos, Orks2021-05-29 20 
June 2021
79479764Chocolate and Corruption in 40k #2 - Wonka LandAn Eccentric mix of characters explore the perils of Wonka Land. Some continue to slide into corruption. 40k, writefaggotry, worldbuilding, IG, Tau, Chaos, Dark Eldar, Space Marines, Admech, Tyranids, Inquisition, Orks2021-06-04 8 
September 2021
4926394Hapless Guardswoman Quest #2 - Beach EpisodeRhea Silvia blunders through even more bizarre encounters, but is offered the chance to empower herself, for a price...40k, Inquisition, Chaos, Orks, Necron, Dark Eldar, Tau, Chocolate, Corruption2021-09-01 1 
December 2021
5020800Warhammer 40k - Alien Occupation 1A quest exploring life as a human living under alien rule in the Warhammer 40k universe.Warhammer 40k, 40k, Ork, Tau, Dolomite2021-12-05 5 
January 2022
5074700Warhammer 40k - Alien Occupation 2Part 2 of Cas Vaede living under Tau rule. Warhammer 40k, 40k, Tau, Dolomite2022-01-12 2 
June 2022
5238849Hapless Guardswoman Quest #8 – Fun in the DesertConclusion of the thread 6-8 arc. Rhea picks which evil waifu should get godlike powers.40k, Chaos, Dark Eldar, Tau, Rogue Trader, Chocolate, Corruption2022-06-05 0 
525309440K Conscript Quest #2 – City FightOne month later, Cat survives fights with furries, Tau, and a Necron Warrior.40k, Imperial Guard, Chaos, Tau, Necrons2022-06-16 0 
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