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Archived Threads

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ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
June 2009
5036057Why Colonial Marines are AwesomeYour typical nighttime /tg/ thread takes a turn for the winside when a crazed fan of the US Colonial Marines takes fifty minutes to write up how well-armed stormtrooper IG equivalents took down 156+ genestealers on their lonesome against ALL odds with a broodlord thrown in to boot, making it eight stormtroopers, two pilots, one combat servitor, one civilian with prior experience with the genestealers, one administratum drone, and one unarmed and unarmored whiteshield took down an Apocalypse Reloaded Tyranid "Genestealer Infestation" formation. Epic ensues and cries of SCREENCAP commence.Colonial Marines, awesome, tyranids, xenomorphs, epic2009-06-29 11 
May 2011
15059585Hive Fleet Atlas 1The creation of a new Hive Fleet (to many Space Marines, apparantly).Tyranids, Tyranid, Homebrew, Hivefleet, WH40K, Atlas, Charles Atlas2011-05-26 -2 
15085829Hive Fleet NidhoggrThe continued fluffing of the new tyranid Hive Fleet Nidhoggr. Some new units are discussed as well as some awesome writefags contributing.Tyranid, Tyranids, Tiji Sector, Hivefleet, Homebrew, WH40K, Nidhoggr2011-05-29 2 
August 2011
16115726Uplifting Primer 2: The Nid EditionA friendly Guardsmen explains why the Tyranids aren't as scary as we think 40k, nids, tyranids, propaganda, truth, guardsmen, guardsman, imperium, humor, teaching, lessons, informative, IG, Imperial Guard, Imperial Guardsmen2011-08-30 3 
March 2012
18374616Planetary Givernor Quest part three: A Day Late EditionIn which we buy hotshot lasguns, gain a Space Marine Chapter, and get swamped by Genestealers with pet Hormagaunts.Planetary Governor Quest, Genestealers, RT, Rogue Trader, Chimera, lasgun, Astartes, Space Marines, Salmanders, Tyranids, Chimeras, Swarmed2012-03-19 21 
18443550Planetary Governor Quest: Part fourIn which we finally deal with the Genestealer problem, rebuild infrastructure, settle the Iron Dragons into their new home, and get a visit from your friendly neighborhood Departmento Munitorum Tax Collector.Planetary Governor Quest, Genestealers, Space Marines, Ultramarines, Salamanders, Tyranids, Orks, ork, RT, Rogue Trader, collective game, Rhino, Squats, furry, mutant, Ogryns, Imperium, Warhammer, 40K2012-03-25 20 
July 2012
19868766Planetary Governor Quest: Part FourteenWe talk about politics, Democracy up, make some good headway in dismantling the Hulk, and accidentally wake up something terrible in the core of the Hulk by abysmally failing a roll.Planetary Governor Quest, Collective Game, Space Marines, Astartes, Imperial Guard, IG, PDF, RT, Rogue Trader, Xenos, Warhammer, 40K, Tyranid, Tyranids, Genestealer, Pirates. spiders, oh god why, SOB, Sisters of Battle2012-07-14 11 
February 2013
23086090Hive Fleet Quest/tg/ takes control of Hive Fleet Hastur. Much Nomming occurs, as we attack our first sector.Hive Fleet Quest, Tyranids, Hive Fleet, Collective Game2013-02-10 10 
23109679Hive Fleet Quest 2Much logistical preparation to confront chaos, then plasma, everywhereHive Fleet Quest, Hive Fleet, Tyranids, Collective Game2013-02-11 4 
23145362Hive Fleet Quest 3We move on to the next sector... and a new enemy.Hive Fleet Quest, Collective Game, Tyranids, Tyranid, Hive Fleet2013-02-13 2 
23383002Hive Fleet Quest 4We fight the tau threat with some creative methods. Unfortunately the dice aren't with us.Collective Game, Hive Fleet Quest, Tyranids, Hive Fleet Hastur, Hive Fleet,2013-02-25 2 
April 2013
24020184Hive Fleet Quest 5We continue our battle with the Tau in space but encounter a new weapon by them.Collective Game, Hive Fleet Quest, Hive Fleet, Tyranid, Tyranids2013-04-02 0 
24111814Hive Fleet Quest 6We finally engage the Tau forces and all out war begins.Collective Game, Hive Fleet Quest, Tyranid, Tyranids, Hive Fleet Hastur, Hive Fleet,2013-04-07 4 
June 2013
25624074Reasonable Marine Quest AnnouncementThis quest is tearing Storm Raven apaaaart!reasonable marine quest, reasonable marines, knights inductor, Collective Game, bad ideas taken to worse conclusion, ReaSUEnable Marines, there is nothing reasonable about befriending tyranids2013-06-24 1 
25625133Hive Fleet Quest 7We make plans to strike against our new enemy... another Hive FleetHive Fleet Quest, Hive Fleet, Tyranids, Hive Fleet Hastur, Collective Game2013-06-24 0 
October 2013
27529778Teef ( a 40k short story)A Cunning Imperial Navy Officer plays the zenos off against each other.Imperial Navy, Freebooterz, Tyranids, OC, fiction2013-10-02 8 
27914413Tyranids vs. PokemonIn which the question changes from "who would win" to "how horrifying would it be if Ditto could turn into a nid", and the Pokemon world is reasoned to exist within the Eye of Terror.Tyranids, vs, Pokemon, 40k2013-10-24 2 
August 2014
34151078Nid Anon's Heroic TaleAnon's tale of revenge against a thieving scion of Slaaneshrevenge, 40k, tyranids, grey knights, imperial knight2014-08-15 5 
October 2014
35628928Khornette Quest #13In which a daemon of blood and violence, her pet MBT, and her Tyranid allies duel against a radioactive mutant alien bastard and his new technoabomination on the edge of a black hole. Or something appropriately metal like that.Collective Game, Khornette, Rak'gol, Tyranids, Metal as fuck, ELH2014-10-19 13 
35756863Nurglette Quest OneshotIn which we play as the ara ara plaguebearer from Khornette Quest. Along the way we learn about her past and ramp the ara up to maximumCollective Game, Khornette, Nurglette, Tyranids, ELH2014-10-26 13 
35860627Khornette Quest #15In which we finish playing Fleet Admiral by deciding to split up the fleet temporarily. We also wrestle Acerea and Ignitrix in the Bloodbath a little.Collective Game, Khornette, Nurglette, Lady of Change, Tyranids, ELH2014-10-31 13 
November 2014
36434531Khornette Quest #16In which we decide to go after a Ghost Ship and partially learn about the Obscenity Engine's origins Collective Game, Khornette, Nurglette, Tyranids, ELH, Just as Planned2014-11-28 13 
February 2015
37825115Khornette Quest #20Fervious falls and Sytili continues to be Best GirlCollective Game, Khornette, Zoanthrope, Tyranids, Chaos, ELH2015-02-04 11 
38137708Khornette Quest #21Cinder fights with a Lord of Change. Said Lord of Change pulls a Fuklaw. Collective Game, Khornette, Lord of Change, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, Benny Hill, Not as planned, Tyranids, Over the top Combat, ELH2015-02-18 16 
March 2015
38658504Khornette Quest #25Cinder and Iggy extract from the Chronos Station, despite a Cryptek dropping by. Then they get everyone together and plan the coming War.Collective Game, Khornette, Lady of Change, Tyranids, Orks, Necrons, War Planning, ELH2015-03-13 13 
May 2015
39768828Hive Fleet Apophis Creation ThreadIn which /tg/ makes a new hive fleet, and a war based around itTyranids, Necrons, Creation Thread, Creation Tables, Apophis,2015-05-05 4 
June 2015
40439794Tyranid Invasion of EarthOP asks what would happen if a Tyranid ship invaded todaytyranids, warhammer 40k, wh40k2015-06-07 -11 
May 2016
146797Hive Tyrant Quest We make landing, demolish 3 cities, create a new Tyranid, and piss of the QM with our high rolls.Collective Game, Tyranids, Hive Tyrant, 40k2016-05-18 2 
March 2017
52019497Flood in 40KWhere /tg/ discusses how the Flood would do if it appeared in the world of 40K. Halo, 40K, Tyranids, Necrons, Flood, Discussion2017-03-06 5 
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