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2015-01-15: I noticed there was a notice here that was out of date by like four years. Here's a new notice. NOTICE ME SEMPAI~. Also if something goes wrong with the archives, fastest contact is via irc.thisisnotatrueending.com.

2015-02-04: Due to overwhelming size, .pdf files are no longer supported.

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2016-05-23: Searching tags or titles/descriptions now includes results from both /tg/ and /qst/ archives, which should make it easier for QMs to maintain continuity between boards.

Archived Threads

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ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
February 2009
3813029Inquisition HelpdeskThank you for calling the Inquisition Helpdesk. How may I help you?40k, Inquisition2009-02-25 9 
September 2009
5731244Tau story, main body and a new memeJohn gives us his new rough draft for the main story. And a new meme is born: Slicktau and Fattautau john writefag scribe story damiris inquisition slicktau fattau2009-09-05 6 
November 2009
6569833Inquisition QuestAfter Inquisitor Girugamesh has died, you, the Inquisitor Numbnuts shall find HERESYwarhammer 40k, warhammer, inquisitor, inquisition, numbnuts, 40k2009-11-05 1 
December 2009
7353184Interrogator QuestWe are an Interrogator on a Black Ship. We find a Tau woman tied up in an empty room. Paranoia ensues as we realize the true depths of planning and scheming that could very well be at work here. Surprisingly rape-free.Interrogator Quest, Quest, Collective Game, Inquisition, Interrogator2009-12-31 8 
December 2010
12990190Shit, let's be an Inquisitor/tg/ becomes Delessa Kravos, an ascended psyker with a love of good cigars, booze, and better women, and outfits a group of acolytes for investigation.Inquisition, Dark Heresy, Group, 2010-12-01 1 
March 2011
14112394Tabletop DeathwatchHow the Deathwatch functions within a chapter and what kind of fluff warrants their squads, interesting inspiration for tabletopDeathwatch, Warhammer 40k, 40k, Space Marines, Ordo Xenos, Inquisition, Fluff2011-03-03 5 
October 2011
16501528Famous Movie Characters as Inquisitors/tg/ does what they do best and applies the 40k setting to famous movies and characters. Thread gets awesome when a writefag does it for Taken. writefaggotry, Warhammer 40k, crossovers, awesome, Inquisition2011-10-03 15 
November 2011
16898612INQUISIQUEST 2.5In which we hammer out the details of our heroine.collective game, inquisitor quest, inquisition, 40k, win, LOUDPOINTYINQUISITIONMAN2011-11-09 5 
December 2011
17229840Inquisitor DarkhammerWe learn all about the wonders of the Imperium's greatest InquisitorInquisition, Darkhammer, Warhammer, 40k2011-12-15 8 
April 2012
18717305Planetary Governor Quest: Part 6We reconcile with the Resistance, discover that the Munitorum Rep is an ex-Inquisitor (No surprise there) and fight off a massive Chaos raiding force.Collective Game, Planetary Governor Quest, Ultramarines, Space Marines, STC, AdMech, Inquisitor, Reasonable Marines, 40K Warhammer, Tau, Chaos, Space, Inquisition2012-04-15 25 
18809839Planetary Governor Quest: Part 7We start cleanup of the Chaos-Marine wrecked city, give a speech, and start negotiations with an asinine Ultramarines Captain.Collective Game, Planetary Governor Quest, Ultramarines, Space Marines, STC, AdMech, Inquisitor, Reasonable Marines, 40K Warhammer, Tau, Chaos, Space, Inquisition2012-04-22 20 
May 2012
19169232Planetary Governor Quest: Part 7.5A short and late session in which we finish negotiating with the Ultramarines, OP refines some things and the Quest scheduling is altered. Most of the problems can be attributed to the new 4chan HTML fucking up.Collective Game, Planetary Governor Quest, Ultramarines, Space Marines, STC, AdMech, Inquisitor, Reasonable Marines, 40K Warhammer, Tau, Chaos, Space, Inquisition, HTML2012-05-20 12 
June 2012
19672238Chapter Quest XVI - From wolf to bearWe managed to clear suspicions of our heresy only to be caught while trying to steal some illegal xeno drugs. Now we are at the mercy of the Inquisitor and it seems that he is planning to use our muscle for something dirty in exchange for silence...Collective Game, Chapter Quest, Chapter Master, Chapter Master Quest, Ghosts of Retribution, Space Marine, Warhammer 40,000, WH40K, Imperium of Man, Power Garrot, Strategic Girth, Xeno Drugs, Heresy, Inquisition2012-06-29 5 
19679873Planetary Governor Quest: Part 13We take control of the Ork ship, recover delicious genetic-engineering Archeotech, peel the first layer off the Space Hulk, and start isolating the Chaos Frigate from everything elseCollective Game, Planetary Governor Quest, Ultramarines, Space Marines, STC, AdMech, Inquisitor, Reasonable Marines, 40K Warhammer, Tau, Chaos, Space, Inquisition, HTML2012-06-30 16 
July 2012
19709082Chapter Master Quest XVII - Don't open the book!We took a mission from an inquisitor, it was all downhill from there.Collective Game, Chapter Quest, Chapter Master, Chapter Master Quest, Ghosts of Retribution, Space Marine, Warhammer 40,000, WH40K, Imperium of Man, Power Garrot, Strategic Girth, Xeno Drugs, Heresy, Inquisition2012-07-02 8 
19724048Chapter Quest XVIII - Darkest Hour / A New HopeEMPEROR PROTECTS!Collective Game, Chapter Quest, Chapter Master, Chapter Master Quest, Ghosts of Retribution, Space Marine, Warhammer 40,000, WH40K, Imperium of Man, Power Garrot, Strategic Girth, Xeno Drugs, Heresy, Inquisition2012-07-03 5 
19817308Guardsman Quest: The fight for Amerigo SecondusIn this quest we take the role on the role of Fineas Edward Line, minor noble man and all around suave motherfucker. The planet gets handed over to the Tau by Governor nixon and Fineas sets off on a quest to defeat the Tau. He meats a gang of feline abhumans, gets recruited by an inquisitor and has nightmares while he's awake.Collective_Game, 40K, Imperial_Guard, Guardsman_Quest, Amerigo_Scondus, Tau, Catgirls, Heresy, Inquisition, Pancakes2012-07-10 10 
19859727GuardsMan Quest: Fight For Amerigo Secondus: Chapter Four: Rallying CryIn this quest we recruit beastmen, Squats, devour our first piece of living tech, Impregnate Anevka, and reccieve the blessing of the omnisiah.Guardsman_Quest, Inquisition, 40k, Imperium, Catgirls, Beastmen, Dark_Age_of_Science, Hunting_Rig, Tau, Underhive, Squats, Collective_Game, Quest2012-07-14 10 
October 2012
21097265Lich's Employee Quest pt 11Daniel travels out with his frenmies to deal with Dolorum the Red Death and Inquisitor.skeleton quest, inquisition, elf details, interrogation 2012-10-12 11 
August 2013
26500691Hive mutantOP somehow managed to roll the most mutated Acolyte we've ever seen.dark_heresy mutant tentacles inquisition monster_girl2013-08-08 18 
26547796Hive Mutant WritefaggotryA writefag delivers on his promise from http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26500691writefaggotry, mutant, tentacles, inquisition, Varia2013-08-10 13 
June 2014
33086250Ordo Hereticus Segmentum Solar Conclave #353246A secret conclave of the Inquisition assembles in secret to overview the state of affairs in the Segmentum Solar. Things go in every way except as planned.40k, inquisition, roleplay, Warhammer, grey knights2014-06-29 5 
February 2015
37902779Battle-Sister Quest: Thread 1You are Bellatrix Curis, in training to become a Sister of Battle. Some stuff happens, and then some lewd stuff happens with a xeno witch, and she passes out before you can get her name! The nerve!Collective Game, Battle-Sister Quest, Adepta Sororitas, Sisters of Battle, Heresy, Inquisition, Forbidden Love, Yuri, Eldar, Dual-wielding, EsperQM2015-02-08 12 
March 2015
38723571Battle-Sister Quest: Thread 7Bella takes up the flamer, engages Alirye in a duel of lewd, half-listens to some tech-priests, and finds out that Alirye is a cougar during the cult-purging road trip!Collective Game, Battle-Sister Quest, Adepta Sororitas, Sisters of Battle, Heresy, Inquisition, Forbidden Love, Yuri, Eldar, Dual-wielding, EsperQM, ear lewdness, flamer time!, cougars, lewdvengeance, Aila heard all of that2015-03-15 5 
39010444Battle-Sister Quest: Thread 8Short thread (sorry). Bella and Alirye arrive at their destination, talk to some civilians, find the heresy, and have several benches tossed at them. Collective Game, Battle-Sister Quest, Adepta Sororitas, Sisters of Battle, Heresy, Inquisition, Forbidden Love, Yuri, Eldar, Dual-wielding, EsperQM, reasonable people, crazy psykers, cultists, spooky artifacts, telekinetically-propelled benches2015-03-29 5 
October 2015
43000515Flee the Inquisition Quest 2.5Players attempt to steer their character away from the Inquisition as they think on their feet and find refuge. Presently a vampire.Quest, Collective Game, Flee the Inquisition Quest, 2015-10-11 1 
December 2015
44468572/tg/ builds a world pt.2Laughing god gets put on trial, outsider gets rektinquisition, rekt, worldbuilding, trial, custom setting2015-12-31 1 
October 2016
50033219The All Guardsmen Party and Inquisitor Asshat's Stupid "Stealth" Mission - Part 1The party prepares to get ready for their new mission, while being hated by their new boss and everyone else.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition,2016-10-31 73 
December 2016
50535024The All Guardsmen Party and Inquisitor Asshat's Stupid "Stealth" Mission - Part 1 ReduxThe party gets on the trail of "The Conspiracy" while having to deal with Sciscitat, his team, and other assorted bullshit.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition,2016-12-05 79 
June 2017
53716563Blu Toof and the Strayt Shootas: Part 2In which the Strayt Shootas are expanded upon. Great draw, and writefaggotry is posted, and a space hulk is rolled up. 40k, Ork, tau, Strayt Shootas, Chimera Legion, inquisition, writefaggotry, drawfaggotry2017-06-13 5 
July 2017
54439563Let's make an Inquisitor: Lord Inquisitor "Edith"TG makes a mystique grandma InquisitorBurden, Creation tables, Inquisition, Warhammer, Warhammer 40K, 40K2017-07-22 6 
54578358 The All Guardsmen Party and the "Stealth" Mission Part 2The All Guardsmen Party Returns!All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition2017-07-28 49 
54594909The All Guardsmen Party and the "Stealth" Mission Part 3The party assists in the acquisition of a spooky box. All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition2017-07-29 45 
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