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November 2008
3059084Dark Heresy Campaign WritefaggotrySomeone's DH campaign arc ended. They wrote up the results in dense, hard-to-read format. Discussion of what to do with the little girl one PC rescued from a chaos orphanage and subsequently adopted ensuesDark Heresy, writefag, little girl2008-11-26 8 
January 2009
3410482Slaanesh on safari/tg/ expands on the idea of a 'big game hunter' style daemon-weapon-toting BBEG, and comes up with Slaaneshi perversions slightly more interesting than the usual LOL DONGS.Dark Heresy, 40k, GRIMDARK2009-01-15 6 
March 2009
3856783BBEG Bitch DeathsVillains set up to be intimidating and be a threat to the party fail to do so miserably, and people mock them. DnD, Dark Heresy2009-03-02 46 
3883192The continued exploits of Grendel the AdeptParty member with Grendel posts another session of Grendel doing ridiculously awesome things.Grendel, Dark Heresy2009-03-04 50 
3921415Grendel Update: ORKS AND DAEMONSGrendel's adventures continue, and he somehow tops himself. Multiple times.Grendel, Dark Heresy2009-03-09 41 
4027777Grendel and the ThoriansGrendel returns once more, only to be rewarded for his badassery with a visit from the Thorians. Benadicta returns!/tg/, Dark Heresy2009-03-20 36 
4126213Dark Heresy CharactersTales are told of various DH characters and, surprisingly, most are good.Dark Heresy, Uskanda2009-03-29 7 
April 2009
4177500Grendel Story EndsGrendel faces challenges that dwarf all prior ones, and the story ends with GOOD END.Dark Heresy, /tg/2009-04-03 31 
4238797F.E.A.R. Dark Heresy IdeaAn anon posts a short DH campaign based on F.E.A.R., and others add on and expand.Dark Heresy, DH, FEAR, Campaign2009-04-10 7 
May 2009
4500784DH Acolyte Gear and weapons DuexA continuation of the last thread and further discussion of the Sister of Battle.DH, Dark Heresy, weapons2009-05-08 0 
4584041Inquisitor BadasiousA concerned GM asks /tg/ their opinion on his Inquisitor40k, Dark Heresy2009-05-18 2 
4697371Dark Heresy - Buildan A WorldanAnon uses the 40k Dark Heresy World Builder to...well, build a world. End result is surprisingly awesome.Dark Heresy, Warhammer 40k, World, Buildan2009-05-29 8 
4699668Xomula is bornA friendly anon wants help creating a world for DH. Things rapidly spiral out of control.Xomula, Dark Heresy2009-05-29 5 
4703459Xomula continued.More on the planet XomulaXomula, Dark Heresy2009-05-29 2 
June 2009
4727976Tiji Sector Part DeuxMore discussion of /tg/ created DH worlds, from mining to shrining to floating hive city battling.Dark Heresy, Tiji Sector, Planet Generator2009-06-01 3 
4732383How to win at Dark HeresyOP discusses how to "win" at Dark Heresy; Techpriests are generally considered badass. Thread degrades into discussion about a scum with way more money than sense and how everybody is going to kill him and his friends.Dark Heresy, 40k, powergaming2009-06-01 6 
4735553Tiji Sector ContinuedMore horrifying worlds are added to this scary sector.Dark Heresy, Tiji Sector, Planet Generator2009-06-01 2 
4744902Random Cult Generator/tg/ tries to make a Random Generator for Dark Heresy Cults.40k, Dark Heresy, Cult2009-06-02 3 
4811028Tiji sector returns.More Tiji Sector.Tiji sector, Dark Heresy, Planet Generator2009-06-08 1 
4820902Shotgun ModellingAnon gives a tutorial on how to model shotguns for Dark Heresy and Necromunda using a boltgun and some brass rods.modelling, shotgun, warhammer 40k, warhammer, dark heresy, necromunda2009-06-09 3 
4857133Tiji SectorAnother Tiji Sector threadTiji Sector, Planet Generator, Dark Heresy, warhammer 40K2009-06-12 2 
4941851What not to do with little girls.Anonymous asks how to get rid of a little girl NPC stalking his party. Just when the thread can't get any worse, it is saved by a grimdark derail.little girl, bad DM, Dark Heresy, awesome DM2009-06-20 6 
4942706Tiji Sector - Back with a vengeance.Tiji Sector is still alive. Planets and summaries are made.Dark Heresy, Tiji Sector, Planet Generator2009-06-20 0 
5029930Xomula campaign/tg/ helps plan the start of a campaign on XomulaXomula, Dark Heresy, Planet Generator, Tiji Sector, Campaign2009-06-28 5 
July 2009
5077906Event Horizon, DH-styleAnon outlines a general Event Horizon scenario for Dark Heresy. It turns out pretty good.Dark Heresy, Event Horizon, Horror, Homebrew2009-07-03 5 
5092027Tiji SectorThe Tiji Sector Approaches it's conclusionDark Heresy, Tiji Sector, Planet Generator2009-07-04 3 
5156923WolfTigerBear DaemonhostWhat starts off as a description of some Acolytes being well and truly fucked on a routine assignment becomes a discussion on GREY KNIGHT MODE.40k, Dark Heresy, Daemon, Grey Knights,2009-07-14 6 
5185112Tiji Sector Part 8Further refinment of the sector and it's peoples.Dark Heresy, Tiji Sector, Planet Generator2009-07-18 2 
5197253This is your BBEGLet's get a gargoyles game going? 40K Dark Heresy Homebrew2009-07-19 3 
5222041Yet another Wasteland Warrior storyWasteland Warrior delivers another story, this one about a Dark Heresy campaignWasteland Warrior, story thread, Dark Heresy2009-07-22 24 
5255435Tiji Sector part 9Further fluffing of the Tiji Sector.Dark Heresy, Tiji Sector, Planet Generator2009-07-25 1 
September 2009
5993014The Canonization of Acolyte GrendelOn this day Acolyte Grendel finally earned his place in Dark Heresy canon. Maybe. And there was much rejoicing. Grendel, Dark Heresy, epic, 40k2009-09-24 45 
October 2009
6084736Meet FlashThe randomly-generated pyromanic obsessive-compulsive transgender Nobleborn Assassin, complete with write and drawfaggotry.Dark Heresy2009-10-01 1 
November 2009
6672189Dark Heresy MinmaxingSomeone asks what pistols to take for a gunslinger. /tg/ obliges with suggestions and discussion about firepower in DH.Dark Heresy2009-11-12 2 
6717352Tau HeresyA possible version of Dark Heresy centering on the Tau Empire.Tau, 40K, homebrew, Dark Heresy2009-11-15 0 
6730953Ethereal Dawn: Tau Heresy pt2More work on spec ops in the Tau Empiretau, warhammer 40k, dark heresy, homebrew2009-11-16 0 
6734050Ethereal Dawn: Tau Heresy 3More about the special defenders of the Tau Empire.Tau, 40K, Dark Heresy, homebrew2009-11-16 0 
6746251Ethereal Dawn: Tau Heresy 4Continuing the Ethereal Dawn plans. Fluff is almost finished?Tau, 40K, homebrew, Dark Heresy2009-11-17 0 
6760923Ethereal Dawn: Tau Heresy 5More ED stuff.Tau, 40K, Dark Heresy, Homebrew2009-11-18 -2 
6840922The JanitorIt lurks. It waits. It is. Dark Heresy, rpg, Creepy2009-11-23 10 
6849822Ethereal Dawn: Tau Heresy 6Some more crunchy parts.Tau, 40K, Dark Heresy, homebrew2009-11-24 0 
6885970Luke, Plagueson of Nurgle, and Other Guys/tg/ finds catharthic release in relating their experiences of some of the most horrific That Guys to disgrace Creation. If you ever feel down and disheartened, read this thread - you'll know that you're nowhere near as bad as these creatures, and your morale will perk right back up.That Guy, 40k, Dark Heresy, D&D, Edgerunners, Shadowrun, faggotry, nightmare fuel2009-11-27 53 
6898745Luke, Plagueson Of Nurgle Part IIThe legend of The Luke continues, told from the Point of View of one of his other housemates. Remember, this guy could be treating you in hospital.That Guy, 40k, Dark Heresy, D&D, Edgerunners, Shadowrun, faggotry, nightmare fuel, The Luke2009-11-27 28 
6910746Luke, Plagueson of Nurgle: The RelapseSequel to thread nos. 6885970 and 6898745. If any browser of sup/tg/ is feeling down and disheartened, read this thread - your morale will be spurred to new heights with the relief that, whatever troubles may weigh you down, you are not Luke. Some 40k enthusiasts will insist that Nurgle is a good god, who wants only the best for his worshippers and to armour them against the hurt of the universe. THEY ARE WRONG. LUKE IS WHY.That Guy, 40k, Dark Heresy, D&D, Edgerunners, Shadowrun, faggotry, nightmare fuel, The Luke2009-11-28 28 
December 2009
7123739Dark Heresy Noir40K noir... gloriousWarhammer 40K, 40K, Dark Heresy, writefaggotry2009-12-13 4 
7286867Adeptus Evangelion ReleaseBlack Mesa Janitor delivers /tg/ a Christmas present. A 263 page supplement for Dark Heresy based on the Evangelion anime. Someone give that guy a hug.Evangelion, anime, DH, Dark Heresy, mecha, mech, fuck yeah, Christmas, supplement2009-12-26 28 
January 2010
7460504MONSTER!/tg/ discusses a new setting and such about Victorian era adventurers and classical monsters using the Dark Heresy system.Dark Heresy, Victorian, adventure, monsters, hunting, classic fiction2010-01-06 1 
7544679Adeptus Evangelion 2: The SequelBlack mesa janitor decided that his 263 page book WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH for /tg/, so he asks Anon to tell him how to make it better. Brainstorming ensues with a grimdark bent.Evangelion, anime, DH, Dark Heresy, mecha, mech, fuck yeah, supplement, Adeptus Evangelion, AE2010-01-11 20 
7572034Adeptus EvangelionAnonymous had many a question and the Black Mesa Janitor did deliver. A brainstorm followed shortly after as many alternatives and extensions to the setting were discussed.Evangelion, anime, DH, Dark Heresy, mecha, mech, fuck yeah, supplement, Adeptus Evangelion, AE2010-01-14 12 
7725665AdEva LogsBlack Mesa Janitor posts the requested logs of some online Adeptus Evangelion logs, and kicks off another AE brainstorming thread.Evangelion, anime, DH, Dark Heresy, mecha, mech, fuck yeah, supplement, Adeptus Evangelion, AE2010-01-23 12 
February 2010
8151409Adeptus Evangelion Discussion/tg/ discusses Ad EVA some more, updates about the next version are revealed. Some anon's detail their current campaignsEvangelion, anime, DH, Dark Heresy, Mecha, Mech, Adeptus Evangelion, Fuck yeah, AE2010-02-18 4 
March 2010
8482321If 'fantasy football' actually meant something worth a damn.Thread takeover with some epic (read: funny) dark heresy roleplaying at the end.Takeover, Dark Heresy, Psyker2010-03-09 -2 
8871558Loli Heresy and Child SoldiersA discussion of how to make young Dark Heresy characters turns into writefaggotry and a "Children soldiers in the 41st Millenium" batch of grimdarkness.40k, child soldiers, Dark Heresy2010-03-30 0 
April 2010
8971202Inquisitor BatmanBatman as an Inquisitor? It works better than you'd think. Includes 40k translations for much of the Rogues Gallery.Batman, Inquisitor, Dark Heresy, 40k2010-04-04 6 
9079059Shitty Dark Heresy CharactersWasteland Warrior tells about a shitty dark heresy character concept he receives, and asks if any can do worse. Anon replies with Victus Khan, hero of the REDACTEDwasteland warrior dark heresy 2010-04-09 26 
9109678Sibellus Noir II -> 3Dark Heresy done noir, part IIIDark Heresy, noir2010-04-10 -2 
9232905Darkest Hersy (discussions about character, strategy and history)fa/tg/uy asking about what DH character advice, discussion about strategy ultimately turns into admec talk, where Dr. Baron von Evilsatan explains just how this shit went downhill fast. some techdickery40k, Warhammer 40k, Dark Heresy2010-04-17 3 
9341844Ork HeresyYous lousy grotz ready to serve in the 'oly Orkos of the Orkquisition?!Ork, Dark Heresy, Ork Heresy2010-04-22 10 
May 2010
9568405Adeptus Evangelion: AT, N2, JA, and other 2LAsAdeptus Evangelion thread discussing the role of Jet Alone, the functioning of the AT Field and its interaction with N2 mines, with a side discussion on the source of the AT Field and its implications for Angel psychology and NGE's philosophical/theological basis.AdEva, Dark Heresy, Adeptus Evangelion, Evangelion, anime, mecha, AE, DH 2010-05-02 4 
9692211Adeptus Evangelion 2.0Black Mesa Janitor & the dev team deliver the new version of AE. Good times for all.Adeptus Evangelion, Black Mesa Janitor, Dark Heresy, Homebrew2010-05-08 27 
10075911Dark Heresy Player IssueA GM tells of one of his characters making a terribly obvious Mary Sue and asks for advise for what to do about him.Dark Heresy, GM Advise2010-05-26 3 
10078442Adeptus Evangelion: WWEBMJ drops by to ask /tg/ about fluff for World War EvaAdeptus Evangelion, Black Mesa Janitor, Homebrew, Dark Heresy2010-05-26 7 
June 2010
10799324Tau Dark Heresyfa/tg/uys world on making a DH supplement, for playing under a Tau organization. Surprisingly little trollingTau, Dark Heresy2010-06-28 3 
10806071Tau Dark Heresy Part 2continuation of the creation of a Tau Dark Heresy supplementTau, Dark Heresy2010-06-28 0 
September 2010
12141617DuskWood Hearts IIJoseph Evans and Cú Airúath Siblaid start the storytelling proper, and begin retelling their Inquisitorial mission alongside the Robo-loli, Rip and Knife-ophile, Lupus.story, storytime, dark heresy, writefag, Duskwood Hearts2010-09-19 11 
12161415DuskWood Hearts IIIJoseph Evans and Cú Airúath Siblaid continue the storytelling, retelling the record of their first two battles alongside the Robo-loli, Rip and Knife-ophile, Lupus.story, storytime, dark heresy, writefag, Duskwood Hearts2010-09-21 9 
12171225DuskWood Hearts IVJoseph Evans continues his in character recap of the group's Dark Heresy session. Today they storm the Red's stronghold and finally get Hart.story, dark heresy, Duskwood Hearts2010-09-21 8 
12236243DuskWood Hearts VJoseph Evans continues his in character recap of the group's Dark Heresy session. Today they have drama in space, land on a swamp world, and someone almost gets shot in the head!story, storytime, dark heresy, writefag, Duskwood Hearts2010-09-27 7 
October 2010
12317098DuskWood Hearts VIJoseph Evans continues his in character recap of the group's Dark Heresy session. Today, there's a cult ritual, a dismemberment, nightvision goggles, and someone gets engaged!story, storytime, dark heresy, writefag, Duskwood Hearts2010-10-03 7 
12400927DuskWood Hearts VIIJoseph Evans continues his in character recap of the group's Dark Heresy session. Today, there's an interrupted wedding, another crazy person joins, an- WTF DID HE DO TO THAT DINOSAUR!?!story, storytime, dark heresy, writefag, Duskwood Hearts2010-10-11 7 
12481769DuskWood Hearts VIIIJoseph Evans continues his in character recap of the group's Dark Heresy session. Today, there's an ambush, rotting gorillas, hammer-space hijinks and two team members are more insane than previously thought!story, storytime, dark heresy, writefag, Duskwood Hearts2010-10-18 7 
12481821Napoleonic HeresyDevelopment thread for a Dark Heresy supplement taking place in the Napoleonic Era.Dark Heresy Napoleon Napoleonic Era Muskets Setting Building Rules Development2010-10-18 2 
12526117What happens when a starship goes into a Black Hole? LETS FIND OUT.Some DH players shoot a ship straight into a black hole. Wat do.dark heresy, space, rush, lear, dm, black hole2010-10-21 0 
November 2010
12717096DuskWood Hearts IXJoseph Evans continues his in character recap of the group's Dark Heresy session. A funeral, a genocide, crippling depression, someone gets dramatically slapped, and there are fancy clothes!story, storytime, dark heresy, writefag, Duskwood Hearts2010-11-08 7 
12798995DuskWood Hearts XJoseph Evans continues his in character recap of the group's Dark Heresy session. Murders on a funeral worlds holiday? What are the odds!?story, storytime, dark heresy, writefag, Duskwood Hearts2010-11-15 8 
12844530Dark Heresy Statting - Iron Warriors Dreadnought/tg/ helps to stat a Dreadnought for use in a DH game against the acolytes, a near unstoppable killing machine is created, needless to say Heresymaker's players will soon encounter this TPK clad in armour and bristling with Chaotic energy.Dark Heresy, Dreadnought, TPK, Stat, Iron Warriors, Acolytes, GM dickery,2010-11-18 3 
December 2010
12990190Shit, let's be an Inquisitor/tg/ becomes Delessa Kravos, an ascended psyker with a love of good cigars, booze, and better women, and outfits a group of acolytes for investigation.Inquisition, Dark Heresy, Group, 2010-12-01 1 
13043740RPG Character ConceptsOP: If you post in this thread, I shall assign you a character concept that you must use the next time the chance arises, even though you don't want to.RP, Name, concept, character, DnD, Dark Heresy, WoD, Halfling, Gnome, Squat2010-12-05 4 
13192270Xeno GeneratorGiving the Dark Heresy Xeno Generator a workout, complete with some writefaggotry on the various horrors created.Xeno, Dark Heresy, Writefaggotry, 40k2010-12-17 7 
January 2011
13510539The Case Files Of 30 Meter MurphyIn which a Arbitrator, Assassin & 2 Psykers try to investigate a tech-cult without getting themselves killedDark Heresy, 40k, Storytime, Adeptus Arbites2011-01-13 3 
13537293Statting Xenomorphs(Aliens) for Dark HeresyAnon asks for help on statting the Xenomorphs for Dark Heresy, gets help.Aliens, RPGs, Dark Heresy2011-01-16 3 
13595580Super Robot Wars RPG mechaThe schismatic AdEva anons continue their homebrewed Super Robot Wars game with a massive stat dump of delicious mechaMecha, Homebrew, Game Development, Dark Heresy mods, AdEva, SRW RPG, RPG2011-01-20 4 
13680077The Case Files of Castus "30 Meter" Murphy Pt. 2"30 Meter" Murphy rides again with an enthralling retelling of his adventures.Dark Heresy, 40k, Storytime, Adeptus Arbites2011-01-27 1 
13681951SRWRPG Part 3A new alpha of the Ad-Eva based Super Robot Wars RPG is out, and Anon is picking it apart. Also, Murder!SRWRPG, Dark Heresy, Homebrew, Game Development2011-01-28 0 
March 2011
1411523830 Meter Murphy's Tales of the Warp : Rogue Trader30 Meter Murphy drops in and lays down the tale of A great Rogue Trader ship and its crew.Rogue trader, Dark Heresy, 40k, Storytime2011-03-03 3 
14352827Alce in Dark Heresy/tg/ succeeds in making a children's character even more Grimdark and will make you shit bricks.Alice, Dark Heresy, Oh shit2011-03-24 2 
14408651Warhammer 40k Roleplay Necron stats.Some guy comes up with Necron stats for Dark Heresy/Rogue Trader/DeathWatch.Necrons, stats, warhammer, Dark Heresy, Rogue Trader, Death Watch2011-03-29 1 
April 2011
14486484Slaanesh and his ServantsOP asks for help fluffing out a Slaaneshi cult he has for an upcoming game. /tg/ answers with some truly grotesque things, and some more subtle thingsSlaanesh, fluff, Dark Heresy, cultist2011-04-05 2 
July 2011
15494324Peg Leg Dave's Dark Heresy StorytimePeg Leg Dave continues telling stories as promised, this time he introduces his Dark Heresy Character, Shenanigans Ensue.Peg-Leg Dave, Dark heresy, storytime2011-07-06 25 
15503442Peg Leg Dave's Dark Heresy Storytime I2Storytime with Pegleg Dave, he continues where he left offPeg-Leg Dave, Dark Heresy, Storytime2011-07-07 26 
15520509Peg Leg Dave's Dark Heresy storytime 3Peg-Leg dave shares the continuing saga of Silon and Co.Peg-Leg Dave, Dark heresy, storytime2011-07-09 23 
15546106Peg-Leg Dave's Dark Heresy Story-time part 4Peg-Leg Dave returns for Dark Heresy StorytimePeg-Leg Dave, Dark heresy, storytime2011-07-11 23 
15598929Peg Leg Dave's Dark Heresy Storytime 5Peg Leg Dave returns for more Adventures in CrimePeg-Leg Dave, Dark heresy, storytime2011-07-16 23 
15610421Peg Leg Dave's Dark Heresy Storytime 6The game turns bad with new players added. Dave ejects people out into space.Peg-Leg Dave, Dark heresy, storytime2011-07-17 23 
15619823Peg Leg Dave's Dark Heresy Storytime (THE END)The end of Silon's Adventures in Dark Heresy, For now.Peg-Leg Dave, Dark heresy, storytime2011-07-18 27 
15621909Dark Heresy Loot List /tg/ comes up with a strange and wondrous list of items for Dark Heresy DMs. Puns and references to vidya, comics and literature abound DM, funny, 40K, Dark Heresy, DH, scifi, awesome, items2011-07-18 27 
15629987When in the Galaxy is Carmen Sandiego?V.I.L.E Heretic Carmen Sandiego has stolen the Imperial Truth, and then just about everything else in the Imperium. Are you bad enough Inquisitorial Acolytes to get it back?40k, Carmen Sandiego, Dark Heresy2011-07-19 22 
15749543Generating InquisitorsThree new inquisitors as well as some old ones are written up for 40k RPGsWarhammer 40k, Dark Heresy2011-07-30 3 
15767555Ork Heresy DevelopmentAn Orky supplement for Dark Heresy.ork, dark heresy, ork heresy, warhammer rpg2011-07-31 0 
August 2011
15797189The tale of the shepherd boyA truly epic myth of the God-Emperor.40K, Emperor, Dark Heresy, mythological2011-08-02 71 
September 2011
16389889Caught Off GuardITT shit players said that caught you off guard and/or made you laugh out loudPlayer stories, Dungeons & Dragons, Roleplaying, GURPS, Call of Cthulhu, Warhammer 40k, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer2011-09-23 15 
16425991Yet another story threadCool stories, a temporary devolution into argument, and then more cool stories. Also Pavarotti.cool stories, bro, cool story bro, dark heresy, D&D, bear spy, pavarotti,2011-09-26 2 
October 2011
16597555Dark Heresy StorytimeOP storytimes a three-year campaign.Dark Heresy, Storytime, DH, writefaggotry, 40k2011-10-12 38 
16607700Dark Heresy Storytime 2The conclusion of the three-year DH campaign of Lazarus, Sister Athena, and Tidus.Dark Heresy, Storytime, DH, writefaggotry, 40k2011-10-13 37 
16680180/tg/'s most glorious character deathsIn which we relate some of the best PC deaths we've seen, including a Hunter calling YOU SHALL NOT PASS to clockwork minions, a Guardsman calling in Exterminatus on his own position, and a cleric of Kord who died arm-wrestling Kord himself.storytiem, D&D, Dark Heresy, Hunter, stories, deaths, glorious2011-10-20 8 
16687872Geshtinanna, Unbound Daemonhost/tg/ creates a Daemonhost. They had no idea how horribly wrong everything would go.daemonhost, Geshtinanna, dark heresy2011-10-20 10 
December 2011
17072435dark heresy archivesAll dark heresy books... HERESY!! HERESY EVERYWHERE!!!Dark Heresy, 40k, RP, Megaupload links,2011-12-01 14 
17115539Bark Heresy*WOOF*homebrew, awesome, ideas, dark heresy, warhammer, 40k, rpg2011-12-05 14 
January 2012
17683493Chapter Quest VII - Friend or FoeThe Rising Sons receive word of an old enemy and a new one, but things don't go quite as planned.Space Marines, Collective Game, Quest, Chapter Quest, Chapter Master, Dark Heresy, Warhammer 40000, 40k, Warhammer 40k, WH40k, roleplay2012-01-27 9 
17696790Chapter Quest VIII - Justified ViolenceRising Sons decide to mount a daring infiltration mission against their old enemy Rogue Trader Moriarty...Collective Game, Quest, Chapter Quest, Chapter Master, Dark Heresy, roleplay, rpg, 40k, Chapter, Space Marines, infiltration, stealth, kidnapping, Rogue Trader2012-01-27 10 
17701185Warhammer 40k Weapon Generator #2The 2nd thread of the weapon generator. Expect lulz, lolwut, and awesome.40k, Dark Heresy, random generator, weapon2012-01-28 -2 
March 2012
18458666I am OverwatchIn which the new player Autismo makes a GM look like a boss, and players are amazedstorytime, Dark Heresy, Deathwatch, Autismo 2012-03-26 113 
18519535Deffwotch: Episode 26 - HeroA final, cataclysmic showdown between Necoho and Da Kill Team. The penultimate episode of Deffwotch.storytime, orks, ork, deffwotch, dark heresy, hero2012-03-30 2 
April 2012
18829626Necrons ain't got nothing on usOP with his merry band of ragtag rank 2 IG takes on Deathwatch 'Crons and wins like a baus40k, Dark Heresy, Imperial Guard, HFY2012-04-24 32 
18921617A-Team Guardsmen vs Necrons - Part 2The unluckiest GM alive once again tries to to kill our heroes, this time with a Necron Tomb. Shenanigans ensue.40k, Dark Heresy, Imperial Guard, Necrons, Funny, Awesome2012-04-30 35 
May 2012
19012677A-Team Guardsmen vs Necrons - Part 3The GM has realized that his Necrons have become ineffectual Saturday Morning Cartoon villains and just rolls with it.40k, Dark Heresy, Imperial Guard, Necrons, Funny, Awesome2012-05-07 29 
June 2012
19458284Chapter Quest VIIGhosts of Retribution visit Nestorius to reap the rewards of their previous mission to retrieve STC.Collective Game, Quest, Chapter Quest, Chapter Master, Dark Heresy, roleplay, rpg, 40k, super heavy battle tank, Baneblade, stealth power armour, Adeptus Mechanicus2012-06-12 4 
19470363Chapter Quest VIII - Visiting the Dark SisterGhosts of Retribution go on a joint mission with Rogue Trader to retrieve an artifact from a Space Hulk, but what happens next was not expected by anyone...Collective Game, Quest, Chapter Quest, Chapter Master, Dark Heresy, roleplay, rpg, 40k, Eldar, Space Hulk, Spirit Stones, Rogue Trader, Chaos Space Marines, Traitors2012-06-13 4 
October 2012
21038431Dark Heresy StorytimeA Dark Heresy game where everything that can go wrong does. Repeatedly. And, as always, it's the Psyker's fault.Dark Heresy, Daemonhost, TPK, Storytime, Story, Tumble-Dryer of Blood,2012-10-08 73 
January 2013
22836946Dark Heresy Quest, Chapter 2this time Nora is confermed to be a party member, Sebastiano hits on our lesbian love-birds and fails he seduces the machine sprit though, Hadrak gets us all out safely and poor Berold is shy as usualCollective Game, Dark Heresy quest, 2013-01-28 7 
22894580Dark Heresy Quest, Chapter 3So our loveable lesbains take the back seat for none other than Berold who gets a waifu HUZZAH! and we introduce the next BBEG also we learn of Hadrak making alot of cool stuffCollective Game, Dark Heresy quest2013-01-31 5 
February 2013
22912421Dark Heresy Quest, Chapter 4Well mainly a combat loot-fest ended up with a powerfist, autocannon, heavy stubber, plasma rifle (not in working condition yet), and other assorted weapons. Sebas got a cool kill with his eye laserCollective Game, Dark Heresy quest2013-02-01 3 
22949900Dark Heresy Quest, Part 5The acolytes face their new nemesis, Berold and Ellyn go a bit further, and they finally finish their first courier job, so get free time!Collective Game, Dark Heresy Quest2013-02-03 4 
July 2013
26179955Stories of the board/tg/ comes forth with many new stories. Of course it's gonna get archived!story, stories, Undead, Necromancy, necromancer, storytime, DnD, 40k, Dark Heresy2013-07-23 5 
April 2014
31271134How to Avoid a Boss Fight in Dark HeresyAnon tells the story of how attempting to talk his way out of a boss fight landed him a daemonette girlfriend. Additional storytime follows.Dark Heresy, Storytime, Story, Time, Warhammer, 40k, daemonette, Scott Pilgrim2014-04-06 5 
June 2014
32632301Ghost titan and predator blimpThree new Dark Heresy xenos are generated, with mindblowing results.dark heresy, aliens, monster, kaiju, sneaky blimps, toxic punches, ghost2014-06-07 5 
July 2014
33660810High Mortality Party StorytimeThe most convoluted dark heresy origin story ever and a few more lighthearted stories.Dark heresy, Only War, Shoggy, Storytime, Mortality, Deaths, DnD, Tulip, Shane, Tommy, Troll Fucker, Volg, Paradox, Death2014-07-26 70 
August 2014
34095013All Guardsmen Party StorytimeHoly shit this campaignStorytime, Dark Heresy, Guardsmens, Story2014-08-12 132 
34333783The Case of the Missing PsykersThe All-Guardsman Party Returns! A PC is lost, and duct tape is used!All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2014-08-23 124 
September 2014
34660239The All Guardsmen Party and The BoxThe All Guardsmen Party goes off with their new interrogator to investigate a regiment's new weapons.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Story, Shoggy, The Box, Only War, Guardsmen2014-09-06 231 
34985468The All Guardsmen Party and Nubby's GirlfriendThe All Guardsmen Party gets a smokin hot Interrogator and goes to purge some genestealers.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Nubby, Girlfriend, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2014-09-20 116 
October 2014
35461504The All Guardsmen Party Purge Some HereticsThe All Guardsmen Party checks out why a wasteland world hasn't been praising the Emprah.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Crisp, Fallout, Heretic, Heretics, Purge, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2014-10-12 120 
November 2014
35923989The All Guardsmen Party Buys a ShipThe All Guardsmen Party goes to help purchase a used starship. Nothing could possibly go wrong.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Buy, Ship, Occurrence, Border, Nubby, Warp, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2014-11-03 138 
36338781The All Guardsmen Party Teaches SchoolThe All Guardsmen Party goes to train some fresh recruits how be proper Inquisitorial Goons.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Cutter, School, Teach, Train, Necron, Necrons, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2014-11-23 131 
January 2015
37339037The All Guardsmen Party and the Super SpyThe All Guardsmen Party teams up with an Interplanetary man of mystery to investigate corruption in the Imperial Guard.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Tink, Deserter, Bane, Fumbles, Necrons, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2015-01-13 139 
February 2015
38181397The All Guardsmen Party and the Greater GoodThe All Guardsmen Party go to Tau space to track down some vile, xenos-loving traitors.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Tink, Deserter, Bane, Fumbles, Tau, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Greater, Good2015-02-20 150 
March 2015
38542811Villainous love and Dark HeresyA thread asking anons about times when Villains go starstruck for players turns into a thread about The plight of a dark heresy player's guardsman, Johna Foulk.Yandere, Dark Heresy, Campaign Ideas2015-03-08 27 
April 2015
39165875The All Guardsmen Party and the Xenotech Heresy P1The All Guardsmen Party investigates a string planet-wide disappearances.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Aimy, Drone, Mechanicus, Tech-priest, Xenotech, Heretek, Eldar, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2015-04-06 112 
39185203The All Guardsmen Party and the Xenotech Heresy P2The All Guardsmen Party investigates a string planet-wide disappearances.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Aimy, Drone, Mechanicus, Tech-priest, Xenotech, Heretek, Eldar, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2015-04-07 120 
May 2015
39949689GM vs. That Guy: Dark Heresy editionA GM and a That Guy hash it out on /tg/ in front of everyone. Logs were posted, macros were made, laughs were had.GM, That Guy, Dark Heresy, Skittles, Star Wars Episode 2, drama, ow the edge2015-05-14 14 
June 2015
40747009The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Acquisition ExpertsWorking alongside Astartes! Meeting Orks and 'Nids again! Critfails galore! It's episode 12.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Drone, Mechanicus, Tech-priest, Xenotech, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Sarge, Twitch, Nubby, Doc, Tink, Aimy, Interrogator Greg Sargent2015-06-22 128 
August 2015
42204030The All Guardsmen Party Interlude: DewarpA short look into how much of a bitch it is to transport a live Zoanthrope across the galaxy.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Mechanicus, Tech-priest, Zoanthrope, Dewarp, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2015-08-30 82 
October 2015
43288004The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Delivery Experts Part 1The all Guardsmen Party tries to make a simple supply run.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Zoanthrope, Tyranid, Delivery, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2015-10-26 121 
December 2015
43990923The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Delivery Experts Part 2The party slowly limps their way across the galaxy in their shitty ship, while their passenger steadily ruins everything.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Zoanthrope, Tyranid, Delivery, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2015-12-05 80 
44027113The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Delivery Experts Part 2 The SequelThe party slowly limps their way across the galaxy in their shitty ship, while their passenger steadily ruins everything. Part 2.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Zoanthrope, Tyranid, Delivery, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2015-12-07 91 
April 2016
46575971The All Guardsmen Party and the [REDACTED] ConspiracyThe party deals with a conspiracy that threatens them with torture and execution. But mainly execution. All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Zoanthrope, Tyranid, Delivery, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2016-04-10 95 
46600041The All Guardsmen Party and the [REDACTED] Conspiracy Part 1.5The party deals with a conspiracy that threatens them with torture and execution. But mainly execution. Part 1.5 because it's very small.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Demonthrope, Tyranid, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2016-04-10 73 
46864402The All Guardsmen Party and the [REDACTED] Conspiracy Part 2The party deals with a conspiracy that threatens them with torture and execution. But mainly execution.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Demonthrope, Zoanthrope, Tyranid, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2016-04-24 76 
August 2016
48586572Peg-Leg Dave StorytimePeg Leg Dave returns after years of lurking for yet another story. Peg-Leg Dave, Storytime, Dark Heresy2016-08-02 31 
October 2016
50033219The All Guardsmen Party and Inquisitor Asshat's Stupid "Stealth" Mission - Part 1The party prepares to get ready for their new mission, while being hated by their new boss and everyone else.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition,2016-10-31 73 
December 2016
50535024The All Guardsmen Party and Inquisitor Asshat's Stupid "Stealth" Mission - Part 1 ReduxThe party gets on the trail of "The Conspiracy" while having to deal with Sciscitat, his team, and other assorted bullshit.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition,2016-12-05 79 
July 2017
54578358 The All Guardsmen Party and the "Stealth" Mission Part 2The All Guardsmen Party Returns!All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition2017-07-28 52 
54594909The All Guardsmen Party and the "Stealth" Mission Part 3The party assists in the acquisition of a spooky box. All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition2017-07-29 55 
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