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August 2011
16115726Uplifting Primer 2: The Nid EditionA friendly Guardsmen explains why the Tyranids aren't as scary as we think 40k, nids, tyranids, propaganda, truth, guardsmen, guardsman, imperium, humor, teaching, lessons, informative, IG, Imperial Guard, Imperial Guardsmen2011-08-30 3 
December 2011
17073735Heretical Love Maximus Decarus the last surviving member of his guardsman unit, must survive, and potentially prosper (in the coin of delicious xenos ass) in a world seemingly out to kill him off specifically. Thread 2 - EldarCollective Game, guardsmen, xenos, writefagging, Heretical Love2011-12-01 37 
January 2012
17586782Space Wolves are AssholesStory is written about Space Wolves being assholes, /tg/ takes it upon themselves to write the other perspectivesstory, storytime, writing, funny, space wolves, space marines, guardsmen, whores2012-01-18 9 
August 2014
33983008The Guardsmens last gambitOutnumbered guardsmen undertake a daring plan to try and stop the Ork hordes. Things don't go as aplanned.Orks, chaos, Guardsmen, space wolves, clusterfuck, fucking recruitment trap2014-08-08 3 
34095013All Guardsmen Party StorytimeHoly shit this campaignStorytime, Dark Heresy, Guardsmens, Story2014-08-12 132 
34333783The Case of the Missing PsykersThe All-Guardsman Party Returns! A PC is lost, and duct tape is used!All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2014-08-23 124 
September 2014
34660239The All Guardsmen Party and The BoxThe All Guardsmen Party goes off with their new interrogator to investigate a regiment's new weapons.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Story, Shoggy, The Box, Only War, Guardsmen2014-09-06 231 
34985468The All Guardsmen Party and Nubby's GirlfriendThe All Guardsmen Party gets a smokin hot Interrogator and goes to purge some genestealers.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Nubby, Girlfriend, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2014-09-20 116 
October 2014
35461504The All Guardsmen Party Purge Some HereticsThe All Guardsmen Party checks out why a wasteland world hasn't been praising the Emprah.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Crisp, Fallout, Heretic, Heretics, Purge, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2014-10-12 120 
November 2014
35923989The All Guardsmen Party Buys a ShipThe All Guardsmen Party goes to help purchase a used starship. Nothing could possibly go wrong.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Buy, Ship, Occurrence, Border, Nubby, Warp, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2014-11-03 138 
36338781The All Guardsmen Party Teaches SchoolThe All Guardsmen Party goes to train some fresh recruits how be proper Inquisitorial Goons.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Cutter, School, Teach, Train, Necron, Necrons, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2014-11-23 131 
January 2015
37339037The All Guardsmen Party and the Super SpyThe All Guardsmen Party teams up with an Interplanetary man of mystery to investigate corruption in the Imperial Guard.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Tink, Deserter, Bane, Fumbles, Necrons, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2015-01-13 139 
February 2015
38181397The All Guardsmen Party and the Greater GoodThe All Guardsmen Party go to Tau space to track down some vile, xenos-loving traitors.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Tink, Deserter, Bane, Fumbles, Tau, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Greater, Good2015-02-20 150 
April 2015
39165875The All Guardsmen Party and the Xenotech Heresy P1The All Guardsmen Party investigates a string planet-wide disappearances.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Aimy, Drone, Mechanicus, Tech-priest, Xenotech, Heretek, Eldar, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2015-04-06 112 
39185203The All Guardsmen Party and the Xenotech Heresy P2The All Guardsmen Party investigates a string planet-wide disappearances.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Aimy, Drone, Mechanicus, Tech-priest, Xenotech, Heretek, Eldar, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2015-04-07 120 
May 2015
39758713Guardsman UniverseWhat started as a "Excuse me,..." thread derailed with INFINITE GUARDSMEN. Many lulz were had40k, derailment, guardsmen2015-05-06 44 
June 2015
40548119Penal Regiment Designation: /tg/ - The Crusade Continues>Our... adept Guardsmen prepare for an attack on a Chaos bakery >The Vostroyan Liaison Officer wants to find the man who stole his sweetheart's picture >The Commissar just gave up >There's some Tallarns around here somewhere doing Emperor knows what A demonic dough monster rises and a lone guardsman makes a brave sacrificeGuardsman Sergeant Joe, Guardsman Lieutenant Joe, Bakers Legion, WarChef Boyzrdees, Guardswoman Kal Teest, Vostroyan Regiment Liaison Alexandr, Tallarn Roughrider Lieutenant Aaliyah, Chimera Sacrifice, Valhalla all shiny and crome, Warhammer 40000, Guardsmen quest, Penal Regiment Designation: /tg/2015-06-12 11 
40747009The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Acquisition ExpertsWorking alongside Astartes! Meeting Orks and 'Nids again! Critfails galore! It's episode 12.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Drone, Mechanicus, Tech-priest, Xenotech, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Sarge, Twitch, Nubby, Doc, Tink, Aimy, Interrogator Greg Sargent2015-06-22 128 
August 2015
41994183The 'Skippy's List' for the Imperial GuardPossibly the definitive version of the hilarious implied antics of bored soldiers in WH40k flavour. An Excellent read.Warhammer 40K, Imperial Guard, Guard, Writefaggotry, IG, Guardsmen, Commissar, Epic2015-08-21 41 
42204030The All Guardsmen Party Interlude: DewarpA short look into how much of a bitch it is to transport a live Zoanthrope across the galaxy.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Mechanicus, Tech-priest, Zoanthrope, Dewarp, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2015-08-30 82 
October 2015
43288004The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Delivery Experts Part 1The all Guardsmen Party tries to make a simple supply run.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Zoanthrope, Tyranid, Delivery, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2015-10-26 121 
December 2015
43990923The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Delivery Experts Part 2The party slowly limps their way across the galaxy in their shitty ship, while their passenger steadily ruins everything.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Zoanthrope, Tyranid, Delivery, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2015-12-05 80 
44027113The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Delivery Experts Part 2 The SequelThe party slowly limps their way across the galaxy in their shitty ship, while their passenger steadily ruins everything. Part 2.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Zoanthrope, Tyranid, Delivery, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2015-12-07 91 
March 2016
45851515Hua Yuan: Mandatory Fun EditionWe fluff out the regular line infantry, the armored regiments, and many more!Hua Yuan,Hua,Yuan,40k,Warhammer,Imperium,Imperial Guard,Guard,Guardsmen2016-03-10 1 
April 2016
46575971The All Guardsmen Party and the [REDACTED] ConspiracyThe party deals with a conspiracy that threatens them with torture and execution. But mainly execution. All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Zoanthrope, Tyranid, Delivery, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2016-04-10 95 
46600041The All Guardsmen Party and the [REDACTED] Conspiracy Part 1.5The party deals with a conspiracy that threatens them with torture and execution. But mainly execution. Part 1.5 because it's very small.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Demonthrope, Tyranid, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2016-04-10 73 
46864402The All Guardsmen Party and the [REDACTED] Conspiracy Part 2The party deals with a conspiracy that threatens them with torture and execution. But mainly execution.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Demonthrope, Zoanthrope, Tyranid, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2016-04-24 76 
October 2016
50033219The All Guardsmen Party and Inquisitor Asshat's Stupid "Stealth" Mission - Part 1The party prepares to get ready for their new mission, while being hated by their new boss and everyone else.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition,2016-10-31 73 
December 2016
50535024The All Guardsmen Party and Inquisitor Asshat's Stupid "Stealth" Mission - Part 1 ReduxThe party gets on the trail of "The Conspiracy" while having to deal with Sciscitat, his team, and other assorted bullshit.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition,2016-12-05 79 
February 2017
1121806Guardsmen QuestGuardsmen quest, OP is a lazy fag but it's worth itGuardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k2017-02-05 3 
1124998Guardsman Quest #2: of Nids and Birds OP is STILL a shit eating lazy faggot. Writes good, doesn't do anything else with his life.Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k2017-02-05 1 
1126922Guardsman Quest: A heresy a day.....Players find Chaos shit and immediately touch it all over, much like OP does to his Mom when his Mom passes out drunkGuardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k2017-02-05 1 
March 2017
1200269Guardsman quest #5 To walk in another person's shoesOP and friends decide to be a girl, it will be a long time before they are not a girl. also op is still lazyGuardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k2017-03-05 2 
1234721Guardsman Quest #6: mutants and cultists, what could go wrong?continuing being a girl, we get several people killed. also turns out that old "friend" was a daemon.Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k2017-03-10 1 
1251827Guardsmen quest #7: and then there was firewell, daemon two down and also answers for why it was so easy. also finally Ordo Hereticus has arrived, they like fire.Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k2017-03-19 1 
1285539Guardsman Quest #8: One should not tempt fateGuardsman remains a girl, also new recruits to the party loli psyker and complete psychopath. also kinda now stranded on a eldar craftworld.Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k2017-03-31 0 
April 2017
1346148Guardsman quest #9: Only way out is inRecruitment: two Xenos scum, also we are still kinda stuck as a girlGuardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k2017-04-18 1 
1378898Guardsman Quest #10 you have 169 problemswell the hidden masters decide to play puppet master and bullshit with you, also you are the inquisitor nowGuardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k2017-04-29 1 
May 2017
1414351Guardsman Quest #11: Back to the grimdarkwelp traveling though the warp and such, also first attempt with diplomacy with a rogue trader ended baddlyGuardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k2017-05-10 1 
1445840Guardsman Quest #12: Orks, why did it have to be Orkskill one cult and more appear, we are going to be busy for a whileGuardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k2017-05-22 1 
June 2017
1487651Guardsman quest #13: a apple a day keeps Nurgle awayFirst we are the hunter, now we kicked a hornet's nest and zombies are attacking.Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k2017-06-01 1 
1524985Guardsman Quest #14: Cruel fates, shattered hopesshit happened, like really bad shit happened.Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k2017-06-10 1 
1561285Guardsman Quest #15: Of Orks and MenGood news and bad news. Good news is we are not probably the best chance for big E to return. Bad news we probably will die because of it.Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k2017-06-20 1 
July 2017
1602587Guardsman quest #16: old friends, new enemieswelp we found out that loli psyker can swear, also we found out that we may have a traitor in our ranks. Loli psyker is also kinda powerful.Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k2017-07-06 1 
1644088Guardsman Quest #17: When the inquisitor comes to playWelp seems we have reached our next target planet and got a royal welcome also we suspect betrayal from one of our inner circle.Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k2017-07-19 1 
54578358 The All Guardsmen Party and the "Stealth" Mission Part 2The All Guardsmen Party Returns!All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition2017-07-28 52 
54594909The All Guardsmen Party and the "Stealth" Mission Part 3The party assists in the acquisition of a spooky box. All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition2017-07-29 55 
August 2017
1720815Guardsman Quest #18: Disaster and profit (continued)Well we fought a demon and then got dragged into a game with Tzeentch, mistakes were made.Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k2017-08-12 1 
1773032Guardsman Quest #19: End of a small game, start of the grand game.we beat the god in a children's card game, sure we cheated but what are rules anyways? also Markal and Thera are back.Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k2017-08-25 1 
September 2017
1815710Guardsman Quest #20: At last the pieces fall into place.We meet Markal and Valrisa again. Have some drinks, and get punched. Also we find out that it seems we have a big target on us now.Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k2017-09-09 1 
1856121Guardsman Quest #21: Nothing ventured, nothing gained.welp we learned from our eldar friend that we cannot in fact brush off the farseer who wants to see us, also Valrisa enjoys her chainswordsGuardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k2017-09-21 1 
October 2017
1887312Guardsman Quest #22: Flame for the hereticsThe fight with the cultists continues, because we cannot just kill them all in one go.Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k2017-10-01 1 
1924149Guardsman Quest #23: If you will it, so shall it be.Well we won and things happened, and some really bad things happened. Like the base we were at before has been taken by fucking heretics.Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k2017-10-11 1 
November 2017
2000129Guardsman Quest #23: the good the bad and the hereticalbreaking into a cultists and demon infested building was not a good decision, somehow we made a worse one.Guardsmen Quest, Soup, 40k2017-11-04 1 
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