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2015-01-15: I noticed there was a notice here that was out of date by like four years. Here's a new notice. NOTICE ME SEMPAI~. Also if something goes wrong with the archives, fastest contact is via irc.thisisnotatrueending.com.

2015-02-04: Due to overwhelming size, .pdf files are no longer supported.

2016-04-28: The shiny new archive for the trial board /qst/ is now available here.

2016-05-23: Searching tags or titles/descriptions now includes results from both /tg/ and /qst/ archives, which should make it easier for QMs to maintain continuity between boards.

Archived Threads

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ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
August 2011
16115726Uplifting Primer 2: The Nid EditionA friendly Guardsmen explains why the Tyranids aren't as scary as we think 40k, nids, tyranids, propaganda, truth, guardsmen, guardsman, imperium, humor, teaching, lessons, informative, IG, Imperial Guard, Imperial Guardsmen2011-08-30 4 
September 2013
26992071Harry Potter Nasuverse Quest Thread 13Yer a Magus, 'Arry. And holy fuck Snape's dead. Among other things.Collective Game, Harry Potter Nasuverse Quest, Harry Potter, Nasu, Kiritsugu Emiya, Zelretch, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, Teach Me Tonks-Senpai2013-09-03 27 
November 2013
28494871Designing a fucking board gameAnon collates a bunch of stuff together to show TG how to make a boardgame.original content, tutorial, teaching, game, game design, design, developer, game ideas2013-11-26 20 
November 2014
36338781The All Guardsmen Party Teaches SchoolThe All Guardsmen Party goes to train some fresh recruits how be proper Inquisitorial Goons.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Cutter, School, Teach, Train, Necron, Necrons, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2014-11-23 132 
December 2014
36645459Teacher's Pet Quest 1Our protagonist gets in a relationship with a teacher and keeps getting blue-balled before he can fuck her.Collective Game, Teacher's Pet Quest, 72oOCCJ12014-12-08 25 
36663875Teacher's Pet Quest 2In a world... where the protagonist still can't get his dick wet... what lengths will he go to to have some sweet, sweet loving?Collective Game, Teacher's Pet Quest, 72oOCCJ12014-12-09 11 
36682325Teacher's Pet Quest 3Our hero meets his teacher's parents, but not how he'd like, and has a heart-to-heart before blowing his load down her throat.Collective Game, Teacher's Pet Quest, 72oOCCJ12014-12-10 8 
36702180Teacher's Pet Quest 4As our hero approaches the conclusion, an evening of passion descends into the depths of debauchery.Collective Game, Teacher's Pet Quest, 72oOCCJ12014-12-11 5 
36711538Teacher's Pet Quest 5The conclusion of TPQ. Collective Game, Teacher's Pet Quest, 72oOCCJ12014-12-12 6 
June 2015
40836591Egwen School Quest 1A war-weary young wizard arrives at an all girls school.Egwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher2015-06-26 23 
40843747Egwen School Quest 1, part 2The Adventurers Clubs first recruits: a thief and a thugEgwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher2015-06-26 22 
40859086Egwen School Quest 1, part 3Talking to a very unusual studentEgwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher2015-06-27 22 
40878736Egwen School Quest 2Recruiting trainers for the club is hard work. Also, the upcoming dungeon-crawl is getting closer.Egwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher2015-06-28 21 
July 2015
40987090Egwen School Quest 3A race to beat the elf, and a dungeon to exploreEgwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher2015-07-03 21 
41005717Egwen School Quest 4An icy girl explores a dungeon.Egwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher2015-07-04 20 
41013369Egwen School Quest 4, part 2Your first dungeon done, you are on the lookout for more members for the club.Egwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher2015-07-04 20 
41032223Egwen School Quest 4, part 3Club Meeting and planningEgwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher2015-07-05 21 
41151894Egwen School Quest 5Morning lessons, evening lessons and lightning rail troubles.Egwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher2015-07-11 20 
41173811Egwen School Quest 6A bargain with thieves, and club registration.Egwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher2015-07-12 20 
41179235Egwen School Quest 6, part 2The ride home, and gifts galore.Egwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher2015-07-12 20 
41321506Egwen School Quest 7A recruitment opportunity and you find out about your next dungeon.Egwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher2015-07-19 20 
41332733Egwen School Quest 7, part 2A day in the life of Phaysis, narrated by a new QMEgwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher, Guest QM2015-07-19 20 
41352220Egwen School Quest 7, part 3Monks, bards and the nightmare.Egwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher, Guest QM2015-07-20 21 
41427467Egwen School Quest 8Defend the Castle.Egwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher2015-07-24 17 
41454113Egwen School Quest 9Match Aftermath and a new challengeEgwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher2015-07-25 15 
41586897Egwen Girls School Quest 10Prepasring for the next match.Egwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher2015-07-31 15 
August 2015
41604826Egwen Girls School Quest 11The girls prepare for the next match, and Sallazar must deal with a sinister cadre of mind-readers at the school.Egwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher2015-08-01 12 
41747215Egwen Girls School Quest 12Match against Raid Rush and meet and old friend.Egwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher2015-08-08 12 
41866637Egwen Girls School Quest 13The morning after last nights dungeoncrawl.Egwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher2015-08-14 11 
41887334Egwen Girls School Quest 14There are many tough problems to solve this weekEgwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher2015-08-15 11 
41907589Egwen Girls School Quest 15Build up to the next dungeon.Egwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher2015-08-16 11 
42028044Egwen Girls School Quest 16A dungeon to defend and attack, plus a meeting with an old schoolmate.Egwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher2015-08-22 11 
42165013Egwen Girls School Quest 17Playing through a dungeon as an evil party...then a good one.Egwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher2015-08-29 10 
42190138Egwen Girls School Quest 18An angel girl, an ice-elemental girl, a nightmare girl and a gem-elemental girl walk into a dungeon, and the angel girl says...Egwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher2015-08-30 11 
September 2015
42307852Egwen Girls School Quest 19With some time to spare before the next dungeon, Sallazar turns his attentions to other problems: rescuing three girls from slavery.Egwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher2015-09-05 11 
42598446Egwen Girls School Quest 20A powerful soulborn to deal with, as well as a court case. How does one teacher solve all these problems?Egwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher2015-09-19 7 
42667948Egwen Girls School Quest 21Sallazar solves some small problemsEgwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher2015-09-22 6 
April 2016
46460286Egwen Girls School Quest 22A new year, a new team, a new dungeon.Egwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher2016-04-04 8 
46566605Egwen Girls School Quest 23Field Trip, pt 1Egwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher2016-04-09 6 
46712090Egwen Girls School Quest 24Fieldtrip part 2Egwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher2016-04-16 5 
46859709Egwen Girls School Quest 25Field Trip Part 3Egwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher2016-04-23 7 
May 2016
84724Egwen Girls School Quest 26Field Trip Part 4: Hunt for the Chosen OneEgwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher2016-05-07 5 
47367221Egwen Girls School Quest 27Field Trip ConclusionEgwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher2016-05-21 2 
47503073Egwen Girls School Quest 28Rats in the basement, a new team, and preparing for new dungeons.Egwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher2016-05-29 2 
June 2016
47623497Egwen Girls School Quest 29A new dungeon in the forest.Egwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher2016-06-05 7 
47853483Egwen Girls School Quest 30Satyrs and a dungeon.Egwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher2016-06-19 2 
47970616Egwen Girls School Quest 31Underground dungeon, important decisions and new arrivals. Last thread before hiatus.Egwen School Quest, Collective Game, Male Protagonist, Wizard, Mage, Teacher2016-06-26 3 
November 2017
56305928/tg/'s fantasy classroom/tg/ is asked to teach some young witches. Some of us are better teachers than others.advice, teachers, witch kids, witchlings, classroom, adventurers, magic, rogues, mages, party dynamics, combat, politics, sex ed, zoology2017-11-12 10 
May 2019
3487423Imcompetent Magical Girls Quest 1A villain goes undercover as a teacher to deal with a team of incompetent, destructive magical girls while working to build his dream mechaImcompetent Magical Girls Quest, CorruptorQM, Magical Girl, Villain, Robots, Teacher, Superscience2019-05-18 5 
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