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April 2009
4281083LINCOLN LIVES!The centuries old rivalry between Abe Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt comes to a head. None of /tg/ is safe. Epic Humor Thread.Lincoln, Gold, Roosevelt, Steam Punk, Showdown, Humor, Epic, Lulz2009-04-14 7 
June 2009
4984127Who ya gonna call, Ghostbuters!OP asks where he should set his Ghostbusters campaign. Wacky Hi-jinks ensue.Ghostbusters, Humor2009-06-24 8 
August 2009
5492330The High Lords Of TerraExcellent Writefaggotry, even the Adeptus Custodes are funny as shit.Writefaggotry, Humor, Emperor, 40k, Adeptus Custodes2009-08-17 25 
November 2009
6584070Suicide BombingAn Anon asks /tg/ about building a suicide bomber character, which promptly segues into the stories of a group of gamers roleplaying insurgents in D&D.Bombs, D&D, humor2009-11-05 20 
December 2009
7088830Warhammer 40k Misspelled.Sisters of Bottle, The Imperial Gourd, Blood Angles, Rouge Traders, Fabulous Bill and more.40k, humor, typos, warhammer, sisters of bottle2009-12-11 6 
January 2010
7423053British Empire familySomeone just starts a thread with a furry image and we are talking about countries.Humor2010-01-04 0 
7717423Knights of Bloodsteel/tg/ has fun with names.fantasy, humor, satire, wtf2010-01-22 12 
February 2010
8147136Most Unusual Character You've PlayedThe Fa/tg/uys discuss unusual characters; from the relatively common pixie, to a guy who rolled up stats for a rock in GURPS.Role Playing, Humor, Stories2010-02-18 1 
March 2010
8445349Besetting with BeesDM's simple question about the mechanics of bee swarms turns into an epic encounter by the hapless party with the BBEG's army of bees and bears. Hilarity and chaos ensues.Bees, Bears, Humor2010-03-07 5 
8645480Creative Use of Explosives 101What initially started as derail ends with awesome potential. How to use explosives creatively to blow things up invarious interesting ways.humor, awesome, lulz2010-03-18 2 
8764302The Best. Game. Ever.What happens when you mix a bunch of bored Anons, a game idea, and the chance to roll copious amounts of dice? A critical success of a thread. Roll to not shit your pants.dice, awesome, humor2010-03-24 2 
April 2010
9284122Krieg Writefaggotry the fourthThe Kriegottry returns, with more vignettes about 68c and her companion from the commissariat. Krieg, Writefaggotry, DKOK, humor, commissar, maid2010-04-19 20 
May 2010
9723817PrincessesssssFour doughty but dense kobolds attempt to get rid of a pesky unicorn for their black dragon master. They deduce the best way to do this is by finding a princess, the natural ally of unicorns. Hijinks ensue.kobolds, story, humor2010-05-10 13 
10123615New Rap ThreadYet another /tg/ rap thread with the return of SnB and a surprising reveal from WaaaaaghmillionaireHumor2010-05-29 7 
September 2010
12261962Who was there when Horus slew the Emperor?Strangely, more than quite a few.horus emperor 40k spartacus humor2010-09-29 20 
October 2010
12349754If real movies/cartoons/videogames were tabletop RPG's/tg/ explains the real stories behind various games and anime.RPG, roleplaying, humor2010-10-06 9 
November 2010
12815536The Modern PantheonArcheologists stumble upon a modern day city, and completely miss the point.humor2010-11-16 1 
12817912Gaming Group Inside JokesFa/tg/uys tell their groups' inside stories.Table Talk, Game Humor, Roleplay2010-11-16 5 
12929447ManoWAAAGH!!!Thread about 40k Orky science fair gets derailed with Manowar songs replaced with Orky lyrics40k humor, Songs, Orks2010-11-25 -2 
December 2010
13050054Funny stuff that has happened in your games.Starts off with a man trying to kill himself with a dog that walks on TWO FEET. And just sky rockets from there.CoC, Humor, Fun, TWO FEET2010-12-06 12 
January 2011
13393514Social Failure."Professor asks in class what the council of Nicea was." "Its when the Emperor forbade the use of Psykers." "What?"Fail, funny, humor, derp, natural 1, Omnissiah, STORYTIEM, stories, story, RPG, Real Life, IRL, AFK, Traditional Games, Nat 202011-01-04 38 
May 2011
14996544Character ArchtypesOP asks for Character archtypes, and perhaps gets more than he was bargaining forcopypasta, characters, humour, humor2011-05-21 2 
15030699RPGs as Movies and TV seriesEvery movie could just be a retarded session of your favourite movie or show! /tg/ shows us how its donehumor, movie, rpg, tv, DM, bad session2011-05-24 5 
August 2011
16115726Uplifting Primer 2: The Nid EditionA friendly Guardsmen explains why the Tyranids aren't as scary as we think 40k, nids, tyranids, propaganda, truth, guardsmen, guardsman, imperium, humor, teaching, lessons, informative, IG, Imperial Guard, Imperial Guardsmen2011-08-30 4 
September 2011
16170996The PC's childA child grows up with her hilariously neglectful parents, accidentally leaving her to be raised by monsters for months at a time.Backstory, Parental neglect, Humor, rusty venture2011-09-04 11 
16188151Cuptain of the Honour GuardA thread about Space Marines is massively derailed by an argument about Thor, heresy and finally Cup Diomedes. Featuring Deadpool. /tg/'s random humor at its finest. humor, meme, blood ravens, 40K, warhammer 40K, funny, cups, deadpool, thor, space marines, Cup Diomedes, Diomedes, random2011-09-05 11 
16196884Space Marine's HumorOP asks if Space Marines have a sense of humor, hilarity ensues.Space Marine, Humor2011-09-06 7 
October 2011
16633959The Paladin Code of BoxesA naive basemen/tg/uy tries to start a hypothetical discussion about paladin code, but his picture is too interesting for /tg/ to care.derail, paladin, paladin code, funny, classic /tg/, humor, box, boxes, carl sagan, schrodinger2011-10-15 12 
16673033Intelligent Weapon NamesWhat starts as a thread of a paladin looking for a magic item name transforms into the adventures of Sir Bert and Mhye P'iehnysshumor, paladin, lulz2011-10-19 11 
January 2012
17402654Dragon Priest Quest!I'm Dragon Pete! King of the Dragon beat! An enjoyable romp through much of the Elder Scrolls, with many a meme added for humor.Collective Game, Dragon Priest Quest, Alduin, The Elder Scrolls, Skyrim, memes, humor, Quest Thread2012-01-02 17 
February 2012
17846817Nokia Exterminatus"What if Exterminatus is actually a Nokia 3310 dropped to orbit by an Inquisitor?"Nokia, 3310, Exterminatus, funny, 40K, humor2012-02-08 27 
17888118That Guy stories from mythologyAncient mythology and some Shakespeare plays re-imagined as That Guy stories.mythology, funny, humor, Shakespeare, story, stories, That Guy2012-02-10 16 
17891143Sandwiches and SuppersPlayers share horror stories about unreasonable Chefs who forbid condiments. Then it gets delicious.Humor, roleplay, rage, parody, that guy2012-02-11 10 
June 2012
19468566Evil Sorcerer Quest Pt.2The Sorcerer gains new digs and new alies. Some by combat, some by musical. Then we fight the (cheating) Avatar of the god of war.Collective game, Humor, Evil Sorcerer Quest,2012-06-13 35 
October 2012
21023175Player attempts to eat everythingOP seeks help on dealing with omnivorous player, turns into storytime of his exploitsStorytime, Humor, OMNOMNOM, DM2012-10-07 0 
November 2012
21523416If Lies To Children Were TrueThere's no sex, you can make boys with snips, snails and puppy-dog tails, and stepping on a crack will break your mother's back. More neat suggestions inside.game ideas, scary, creepy, humor, setting, worldbuilding, childhood, myths2012-11-11 18 
February 2013
23374610/tg/ is the worst king ever/tg/ assumes the role of an intensely pyschopathic king whose tomboy daughter has gone out to engage in lesbian sociopathy. Also robot daughters.Humor, Humour, Collective Story, King, Lesbians, Funny, Insanity, Robots2013-02-25 16 
March 2013
23458310Silly Magical ItemsA great compendium of ridiculous but amusing magical items. humor, magic items, silly, magic, items2013-03-03 17 
23494921Scenes from a HatHi, I'm Drew Carey, and I'll be your host for tonight.Humor, Quotes, Meta, Drew Carey2013-03-03 26 
23951476Wang FireWang Fire discovers that he is everyone, and that everyone is Wang FireWang Fire, Avatar, Sokka, Alpharius, silly, humor, realization, manliness, beard, Zuko2013-03-30 15 
April 2013
24496481The Last Battle of Monsters and MenITT: the old gods stir, the land cackles, and the sea reclaims the sky as once more the last battle between all that is good and all that is evil breaks across the multiversehumor, funny, pranks, coaster, evil, good, lulz, THE RING2013-04-27 4 
May 2013
24763506We da heard therz a Spashe Mareen in our Rankz.Da boyz do a bad job at counter-intelligencehumor, orks, 40k2013-05-11 19 
24795063Mr. Welsh's List Thread/tg/ talks about the things they are no longer allowed to do in games.humor, mishaps, mr welsh2013-05-13 21 
September 2013
27112510Space Marine Humour Thread/tg/ cracks wise in the guise of Space Marines, Statler and Waldorf comment40k, humour, humor, Space Marine humour, Space Marine humor, 40k humour, 40k humor, 40k jokes, Space Marine jokes, Statler and Waldorf2013-09-08 24 
October 2013
27693404Fookin' PrincessesIn which we decide that sometimes it's better to leave the princess with the dragon, or perhaps rescue the dragon from the princess.humor, knight, dragon, princess, fantasy2013-10-11 55 
November 2013
28362262Obnoxious Ghost QuestA man is haunted by limericking ghosts, attempts to find them a bodyObnoxious Ghost Quest, SpiritGuided, Collective Game, Humor, Limericks2013-11-19 14 
28383163Obnoxious Ghost Quest 2We commit another double homicide and escape to an abandoned farm, where we make a macabre maskCollective Game, Obnoxious Ghost Quest, SpiritGuided, Humor2013-11-20 9 
28433806Obnoxious Ghost Quest 3We get a Bone Rank Up and meet our future antagonists, the PoGADObnoxious Ghost Quest, SpiritGuided, Collective Game, Humor, Limericks2013-11-22 8 
28477298Obnoxious Ghost Quest 4In which we get a skele-bear familiar, fall down a pit, and terrify a small childCollective Game, Obnoxious Ghost Quest, SpiritGuided, Humor, Limericks2013-11-25 9 
28514619Obnoxious Ghost Quest 5In which we kill zommaids, lose Aurelie, and get very drunkObnoxious Ghost Quest, SpiritGuided, Collective Game, Humor, Limericks2013-11-27 8 
December 2013
28620988Obnoxious Ghost Quest 6In which we meet Professor Becherski, hit on a Zommaid, and fight the PoGADObnoxious Ghost Quest, SpiritGuided, Collective Game, Humor, Limericks2013-12-02 7 
28657292Selyn Facts, Vol. 2Semi-sober Drunkfags gives further insights about Fridays and the magical city of Selyn. Now with narrated entries.World building, humor, 2013-12-04 3 
28679869Obnoxious Ghost Quest 7In which we teleport away, fight a bear, and visit build-a-waifu. Not in that orderObnoxious Ghost Quest, SpiritGuided, Collective Game, Humor, Limericks2013-12-06 7 
28720015Obnoxious Ghost Quest 8In which we get triangulated, kill a knight, and beat a girl in a fight.Obnoxious Ghost Quest, SpiritGuided, Collective Game, Humor, Limericks2013-12-08 7 
28739770Obnoxious Ghost Quest 9In which we have an interlude with an intersectional chruch, fight a beetle, and become town heroObnoxious Ghost Quest, SpiritGuided, Collective Game, Humor, Limericks2013-12-08 8 
28761778Obnoxious Ghost Quest 10In which we appoint ourselves as leader, become a contract monster hunter, and lose KatrinaObnoxious Ghost Quest, SpiritGuided, Collective Game, Humor, Limericks2013-12-09 7 
28856957Obnoxious Ghost Quest 11In which we nearly double-die, get paralyzed, and hang with the ProfessorObnoxious Ghost Quest, SpiritGuided, Collective Game, Humor, Limericks2013-12-14 6 
January 2014
29277149Obnoxious Ghost Quest 12In which we meet Asta, snub the Bitch Squad, and make a plan.Obnoxious Ghost Quest, SpiritGuided, Collective Game, Humor, Limericks2014-01-04 6 
29364825Obnoxious Ghost Quest 13In which we repeatedly crit fail, become a Dark Knight of Privilege, and slay a LindwurmObnoxious Ghost Quest, SpiritGuided, Collective Game, Humor, Limericks2014-01-08 7 
29485937Obnoxious Ghost Quest 14In which we get drunk, crit fail when it doesn't matter, and make friends with KatrinaObnoxious Ghost Quest, SpiritGuided, Collective Game, Humor, Limericks2014-01-13 7 
29876181Obnoxious Ghost Quest 15In which we fight some Goblins, terrorize a Social-Justicar, and the QM puts the quest on hiatus Obnoxious Ghost Quest, SpiritGuided, Collective Game, Humor, Limericks2014-01-29 6 
February 2014
30024229Dwarf image thread deliveredOP requests images similar to a picture of a dwarf with a boar. Anonymous delivers.funny, troll, anonymous delivers, awesome, dwarf, epic, Humor, 2014-02-04 9 
30231869Selyn Thread No. CALLTHEPOLICESEEIFIFUCKINGCARESome more tales from Selyn. And more Mustard Seed. "It's Ankh-Morpork, except that its Pratchett is suffering from alcoholism rather than Alzheimers." -AnonWorld-Building, Humor, drunk2014-02-14 0 
May 2014
31958912tg humour thread>I'm having a shitty day. Cheer me up, /teej/. Please. AND THEN /tg/ DELIVERED.humour, humor, history, awesome, screencap, screencaps2014-05-07 22 
32227990/tg/ humour threadScreencaps and some argumentshumor, humour, screencaps, screencap2014-05-20 7 
June 2014
32944715>Hey /tg/ I'm sick. Could you post things to distract me from how crappy I feel?>I fell in a lake today. Feel free to laugh at my misfortune.funny, humor, humour, storytime2014-06-23 5 
July 2014
33181192FATWOLVESA discussion of werewolves devolves into the society of fat werewolves.funny, humor, werewolf, werewolves2014-07-05 8 
33434338The Golarion Heresy 3An Inquisitor from Warhammer 40k ends up investigating a world called 'Golarion' (Pathfinder). Hilarity and violence ensues. But mostly hilarity.The Golarion Heresy, 40k, pathfinder, crossover, golarion inquisitor, heresy, humor2014-07-15 11 
August 2014
34100725Neo Survivor quest 1You awaken in a cryogenic tube, the news feed thats been plugged into your sleeping form tells you its Y2Kx10 shit happens and then more shit happens, its pretty goodNeo Survivor, Quest, First, Robots, Mutants, Mild Humor, Collective Game, Apocalyptic, Pls read, Brain, Agro, 2014-08-13 5 
September 2014
34635716Return of Grimdark HumorA thread about what Space Marines do for fun turns into the return of the Comedy Marinescomedy marines, 40k, humor, jokes2014-09-05 5 
34728648Grimdark comedy threadNow with new jokesfunny, awesome, humor, humour, 40k, warhammer 40k2014-09-09 9 
March 2015
38616336Primarch Thread, Be everyoneBe Primarch The shit you put up with...Rogal Dorn, Primarch, Fulgrim, Greentext, Kharn, Warhammer 40k, Humor2015-03-13 11 
May 2015
40149220Fantasy EurovisionEvery year, a grand pageant is held where each of the twenty-seven kingdoms send a single talented bard to represent them on the world stage. This contest, while supposedly held in the spirit of unity, solidarity and building bridges between the kingdoms is in actual fact highly corrupt, fractious and riven with political intrigue and tactical voting. The PCs are tasked by their government (who are responsible for hosting the tournament this year) to make sure that this year there is no foul play and the event is not marred by the usual politicking, particularly of the smaller, North-Eastern nations.Eurovision, Game Ideas, Fantasy, Humour, Humor2015-05-26 2 
June 2015
40679427FamilyHammer 40kIn the dim darkness of the future, the Emperor has actual parenting skills.40k, ,funny, humor, parenting, writefaggotry2015-06-19 8 
October 2015
43302401The lich's phylactery is now called...For everyone sick of those undead wizzy bastardsfluff, insults, humor2015-10-26 -15 
November 2015
43578770How Big Is A Dragon?/tg/ definitively finds out once and for all the size of every season in every setting at the same time... In inches.Humor, dragons, size, absurdist humor2015-11-10 -10 
43902969ORK QUESTA funny, fairly free-form artquest about an ork.quest, ork, humor, /tg/ humor, funny2015-11-30 35 
March 2016
45861912Anyone still play fruit?/tg/ makes a general discussing fruit.Fruit, General, Humor, Pinapple OP2016-03-11 3 
April 2016
46511470Fantasy Jokes ThreadCollection of Fantasy Jokes. Dwarves, Elves and Humans beware, for your sides may leave this plane.jokes, humor, collection2016-04-09 3 
46613644How to roleplay a cleric of Bane/tg/ gives a thorough, informative answer to a question about roleplaying a devout follower of the Black Hand.humor, derail, baneposting, master plan, dnd, d&d, bane2016-04-12 13 
May 2016
47183895Obtuse Currency/tg/ creates a currency system that is deliberately obtuse, confusing, circular, and illogical as possible. money, humor, setting, absurdity, worldbuilding2016-05-11 30 
August 2016
469289 DIMINUTIVE DUNGEON DELVERS (Beta) - WoNN A tabletop quest with a group of small sized adventurers! The group is trying to relax after the last adventure, but danger is afoot!tabletop, diminutive dungeon delvers, adventurers, undead, skeletons, rpg, mage, rogue, paladin, demons, minibosses, humor2016-08-23 3 
500815DIMINUTIVE DUNGEON DELVERS (Beta) - WoNN part 2Continuation of WoNN. The group fights its way through more undeads and face off against the cause of the invasiontabletop, diminutive dungeon delvers, adventurers, undead, skeletons, rpg, mage, rogue, paladin, demons, minibosses, humor, succubus 2016-08-31 2 
October 2017
2001800Magical Invasion #2You are a hard-boiled Japanese schoolboy detective fighting alongside other resistance fighters against invading magical girls. Lettuce, Magical Invasion, Magical Girls, Mahou Shoujo, Humor, Comedy, Collective Game 2017-10-26 2 
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