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2015-01-15: I noticed there was a notice here that was out of date by like four years. Here's a new notice. NOTICE ME SEMPAI~. Also if something goes wrong with the archives, fastest contact is via irc.thisisnotatrueending.com.

2015-02-04: Due to overwhelming size, .pdf files are no longer supported.

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2016-05-23: Searching tags or titles/descriptions now includes results from both /tg/ and /qst/ archives, which should make it easier for QMs to maintain continuity between boards.

Archived Threads

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ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
October 2008
2845906Tales from the Emergency RoomMitchell_Henderson tells stories about his time working in the ER, such as the idiot LARPer that cut his hand and the horror of the 300 lbs. fursuiter.Mitchell Henderson, ER, LARP, idiots STORYTIEM2008-10-21 31 
May 2010
9599732Saburo's Storytime #2Saburo recounts a tale of a piss awful DM and his immature players, which moves into a story of a new DM and his way-above-average first story.saburo, storytiem, awesome2010-05-04 16 
10032392STORYTIEM ReturnsThird part of Storytime's epic game, includes dwarf pimps, and a new sport, Blood Bowlstorytiem, saburo, awesome, al'sham, blood bowl2010-05-24 25 
August 2010
11720890Phalanx What happens when you make a M&M character that has ESP, Teleportation, and Duplicate? STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!storytiem, oblivion, criminal scum2010-08-18 24 
September 2010
11995407Storytiem: part the somethingth.STORYTIEM continues the adventures of Saburo, Al'Sham, Knock, Halfling and co.storytime, storytiem, al'sham, saburo, knock, halfling, blood bowl, awesome2010-09-07 28 
12161023Shadowrun with Segata SaburoSaburo and the gang settle down for some Shadowrun. Lots of blasting, exploding, and running people over with vans ensues. Shadowrun, Saburo, Storytiem, Awesome2010-09-21 14 
November 2010
12681153Mr. Bombardini Rides AgainThe creator and player of Mr. Bombardini, the loveable, overweight, child-eating vampire returns to tell more tales of Mr. Bombardini's escapades, this time in a party led by El Viento de Iluminación de Justicia, vampire luchador.Mr. Bombardini, vampire, luchador, storytiem2010-11-04 30 
January 2011
13393514Social Failure."Professor asks in class what the council of Nicea was." "Its when the Emperor forbade the use of Psykers." "What?"Fail, funny, humor, derp, natural 1, Omnissiah, STORYTIEM, stories, story, RPG, Real Life, IRL, AFK, Traditional Games, Nat 202011-01-04 37 
February 2011
13730246STORYTIEM Campaign UpdateNew information regarding the finale of STORYTIEM's campaign. /tg/'s slowness is inexcusable, maybe if it's archived someone will read it. Also contains pictures of a Fist mini. STORYTIEM, awesome2011-02-01 11 
13958009Underdark TradersSpeculation about trade goods between the surface and the drow, plus a tale of the badassery of Underdark merchants, and more.writefaggotry, D&D, forgotten realms, drow, fluff, storytiem2011-02-21 5 
March 2011
14188616STORYTIEM: The Final ChapterSTORYTIEM makes his emmy award-winning return to /tg/ and unveils the climactic conclusion to his mind-shatteringly epic campaign.storytiem, saburo, joseph knock, al'sham wyles, evennia, spelljammer, the fist, frank the fiendish centipede, crazy hassan, epic, campaign2011-03-09 54 
April 2011
14475678How anon ran a game for elderlyWell, this kind anon volunteered to host a "game night" at the local old folks house. Although he was supposed to play Scrabble, he decided to run DnD instead. A fun night ensued, with badass old men and lots of people remembering the Biker DnD thread. The thread features the epic storitiem, /tg/ never changing, Watership Down, some guys being faggots and lots more. Surprisingly, no edition wars.DnD, elderly, veteran, storytiem, storytime2011-04-05 22 
October 2011
16523963Zombie BugsOp tells an ongoing horror storyhorror,D&D,Kythons,campaign journal,storytiem2011-10-05 23 
16585489Storytime threadA sober storytiem spins another yarn of an awesome campaign. And some other stuff from Anons.Awesome, storytime, storytiem, Dungeons and Dragons, Captain Falcon2011-10-11 13 
16680180/tg/'s most glorious character deathsIn which we relate some of the best PC deaths we've seen, including a Hunter calling YOU SHALL NOT PASS to clockwork minions, a Guardsman calling in Exterminatus on his own position, and a cleric of Kord who died arm-wrestling Kord himself.storytiem, D&D, Dark Heresy, Hunter, stories, deaths, glorious2011-10-20 8 
November 2011
16809106Storytime Thread: Part TwoStorytiem continues his tale, the Pope of Faerun is created, and a drawfag drops in.Awesome, storytiem, storytime, Dungeons and Dragons, Faerun, Alphonse, armchair2011-11-01 47 
16827147/tg/ Shares DreamsDreams are shared and discussed, everything from the crazy to the nightmarish. Great campaign idea fuel.dream, storytime, storytiem, creepy, awesome, scary, weird2011-11-04 5 
December 2011
17306554That Guy ThreadAnother field reports of horrific That Guys. Everybody is awed and scared.that guy, real life, irl, storytiem, horribad2011-12-23 10 
17342370Old Man Henderson Narrated Voice actor StephanosRex narrates the Old Man Henderson and other /tg/ storiesstorytime, Old Man Henderson, Cthulhu, Waffle House Millionaire, audio, voice acting, storytiem, /tg/, space marine2011-12-28 33 
January 2012
17485327Stephanos NarratesStephanos Rex returns to /tg/ for some awesome voice acting. storytime, Old Man Henderson, Cthulhu, Waffle House Millionaire, audio, voice acting, storytiem, /tg/, space marine2012-01-10 12 
February 2012
18010759Today I must become That Guy Pt2FATAL in Space with a terrible dmStorytiem, FATAL, Space, That Guy, 2012-02-19 36 
18029935Today I must become That Guy Pt3The horror-trainwreck continuesStorytiem, FATAL, Space, That Guy, /d/M, fetish game, player rebellion, That GM2012-02-20 36 
18032393Today I must become That Guy pt4Part 3 magically 404'd before its time, yet DIRK SOLDERS ON!Storytiem, FATAL, Space, That Guy, /d/M, fetish game, player rebellion, That GM2012-02-20 40 
March 2012
18278643STORYTIEMSTORYTIEMSTORYTIEM2012-03-10 23 
18400401Shadowrun Storytime 6Bend the Infiltrator joins the team, spirits get stoned, 2D jizzes himself, and the Vegas arc comes to a close.Shadowrun, Storytime, Storytiem, 2D, TwoDee, Geppetto, Dervish, Bend, Vegas, Las Vegas2012-03-21 42 
April 2012
18532456Shadowrun Storytime 8The team goes to Lagos, and runner-on-runner violence happens! Geppetto kills a guy in a really fucked-up way. Also Nextwave!Shadowrun, Storytime, Storytiem, Shadowrun Storyime, Twodee, 2D, Dervish, Geppetto, Bend, Lagos, Nextwave2012-04-02 44 
18757535STORYTIEM Swashbuckling AdventureSTORYTIEM is back with an amazing tale of his amazing new campaignSTORYTIEM, epic, swashbuckling adventures, pathfincer2012-04-18 35 
18848099Shadowrun Storytime 11The Summer episode! The Team tries their hand at a bank heist.Shadowrun, Storytime, Shadowrun Storytime, Storytiem, 2D, Twodee, Geppetto, Wildcard, Bend, Dervish, Bank Heist, Bank Job2012-04-24 36 
July 2012
20013482All Barbrian PartyFive players, five barbarians and one GM. What could possiblx go wrong?Storytiems, barbarians, awesome2012-07-24 84 
August 2012
20366845Shadowrun Storytime 16: The Tale of Felix RamirezThe team initiates their newest member, ex-Aztechnology Eagle Warrior Felix Ramirez.Shadowrun, Storytime, Shadowrun Storytime, Storytiem, 2D, Twodee, Geppetto, Wildcard, Bend, Dervish, Felix, Felix Ramirez, Locke2012-08-18 45 
September 2012
20521280Space Station 13: The Storytime-iningMany a man tried to discuss SS13, but few returned alive.Space Station 13, SS13, Storytime, Storytiem2012-09-02 7 
October 2012
20950596Shadowrun Storytime 17Happy birthday, 4chan! TwoDee returns with a very Dervish-heavy tale.Shadowrun, Storytime, Shadowrun Storytime, Storytiem, 2D, Twodee, Geppetto, Wildcard, Bend, Dervish, Felix, Locke, trolls, Fight Club2012-10-01 40 
January 2013
22848975DM Advice ThreadDM Advice Thread with some pro tips from pro players. STORYTIEM, who apparently isn't dead, drops by with some commandments and demandments for awesome gameplay.RPG, Advice, DnD, Pathfinder, STORYTIEM2013-01-28 17 
August 2013
26531617Sims Storytiem with the GarysAnon entertains us with stories of 8 evil, insane clones living togetherSims, 3, story, storytiem, Gary2013-08-09 33 
26534970Another day on SS13Space station 13 story, chaplain teams up with clown to create religion then kill everyone.Space station 13, clown, SS13, storytiem, storytime2013-08-10 11 
26548645Sims Storytiem with the Garys Part 2The epic continuation in which the Garys burn down their house to kill their neighbors.Sims, 3, story, storytiem, Gary2013-08-10 12 
February 2014
30453585BoatmurderedSome Swede-fag tells /tg/ a story of the time he sent his players into boatmurdured.Storytiem, Pathfinder,Exploding Dice, Shitting the queen,D20,Boatmurdered, Dwarf Fortress2014-02-24 17 
June 2014
32910549The Loon There are plenty of threads about That Guy, the douche that makes any game terrible. The Loon is the one that pulls something completely ridiculous and succeeds.Awesome, funny, storytime, storytiem2014-06-22 22 
33023335Shadowrun General: Humanis EditionShadowrun general starts up all normal like, and then nazisbipolar, nazi, humanis, shadowrun, storytime, storytiem2014-06-26 3 
July 2014
33605642Lamentations of the Flame Princess Storytiem: Edge editionA little girl, the ghost of her necromancer grandfather, a fourteen year old boy still traumatized by the time his parents were raped to death by bears, and a priest team up to murder the shit out of some people, no matter how many people they have to murder in order to do it.Lamentations of the Flame Princess, LotFP, lotfp, storytime, storytiem, BEARS, edge, edgy, edgelord2014-07-23 9 
February 2015
37794163Britbongsteros StorytimeIn world geographically the same as our own, fantasy tropes meet local mythology. Gather around, and listen to the story of purging necromancy, assassinating nobility, and fighting the terrors of this world. And remember, act in accordance to the Purple Penguin's will. Opening post is required reading.storytime, storytiem, purple penguin, world building, writefaggotry, awesome 2015-02-04 43 
April 2015
39306136 Lamentations of the Flame Princess Storytiem: 2 edgy, 2 egregious A little girl, the ghost of her necromancer grandfather, a orphan whose parents were eaten and/or raped to death by bears, and a priest who has a cuddle pillow of his goddess team up to murder hundreds of innocents and summon a demon. Also kill a bear I guess.Lamentations of the Flame Princess, LotFP, lotfp, storytime, storytiem, BEARS, edge, edgy, edgelord, sitcom2015-04-12 4 
January 2017
51111911/tg/ talks about Steven UniverseInteresting discussion regarding Steven Universe and the philosophy behind a cartoon for children. Also motherfucking STORYTIEM shows up.Steven universe, storytiem, autism2017-01-10 1 
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