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October 2007
749757Fail RP MomentsITT: We post the greatest fails your group has done in tabletop.FAIL2007-10-30 17 
November 2007
796511Dumbest thing you/your party members have ever doneI love these threads.epic, fail, story, stupid2007-11-13 15 
December 2007
908925Good GM / Bad GMThe difference between win and fail.DM, GM, epic, fail2007-12-18 5 
909612Worst RPG You've Ever PlayedOP put a d20 logo as his picture. You can pretty much guess how the thread went.d20, epic fail, game design, game mechanics2007-12-18 -7 
952471Things a DM should never say after you roll a natural 20The usual, with a dash of minotaur...d20, DM, Epic, Fail2007-12-31 10 
February 2008
1138098Anon-fag's Critical Failure Chart:Critical Fail chart, for any game.Crit fail, epic fail, FAIL FAIL2008-02-08 11 
October 2008
2782503Epic Failure/tg/ discusses the times their party has screwed up badly.horrible failure, stupidity, awakened pineapple2008-10-12 10 
May 2009
4613936Seeing a spider, Failing a Sanity CheckWell, at least none of the posters had his body hijacked by hiveminded centipedes inside his bones. That would be impossible. Do not be alarmed. Insects, Failed Sanity Check, Horror2009-05-21 8 
November 2009
6844197Death to Druids: The AftermathDeath to Druids thread after the fated encounter. The noble monk failed massively in his attempt to hold back the PCs and NPC Druids.Monk, villagers, level 1, failure2009-11-24 3 
January 2010
7468480Guard QuestKyle is the worst guard in the whole freaking world.Dude punching out a gay dude, terrible failure, broken dreams, quest thread2010-01-07 5 
7470201Guard Quest Part 2Kyle still sucks at being a guard...so he's trying to become a wizard! Now with more gay sex!Dude punching out a gay dude, terrible failure, broken dreams, quest thread, magic, illegal, gay, blowjob, really gay2010-01-07 3 
7480046Guard Quest Part 3Kyle becomes more evil, more gay, and more powerful!Dude punching out a gay dude, terrible failure, broken dreams, quest thread, magic, illegal, gay, blowjob, really gay 2010-01-08 2 
7485175Guard Quest Part 4Kyle's wizardly prowess grows. He plans to travel by ship to the East, to study magic. Until the ship sets sail, he spends his time blowing cocks up and practicing telekinesis.Dude punching out a gay dude, terrible failure, broken dreams, quest thread, magic, illegal, gay, blowjob, really gay 2010-01-08 1 
7487084Guard Quest Part 5Kyle sets sail on the might ship the K.S. Oroblarm, and makes it to the eastern lands of Sha'azar, to further his magical studies. More magic and dickings, of course.Dude punching out a gay dude, terrible failure, broken dreams, quest thread, magic, illegal, gay, blowjob, really gay2010-01-08 2 
January 2011
13393514Social Failure."Professor asks in class what the council of Nicea was." "Its when the Emperor forbade the use of Psykers." "What?"Fail, funny, humor, derp, natural 1, Omnissiah, STORYTIEM, stories, story, RPG, Real Life, IRL, AFK, Traditional Games, Nat 202011-01-04 38 
13634795DnD Horror Stories ThreadThings that happened to you that made you wanna throw your dice against the wall, things your DM does that make you want to slam his head into his table, things your PCs do that make you want to summon Cthulhu into your game.Retarded DMs, GMPC, Fail, Faggotry2011-01-25 1 
April 2011
14651510Critfail ShenanigansEpic tales of epic fail! Looking for stories of the dice gods *really* screwing someone over? Step right it!Epic Fail, Natural One, lulz2011-04-21 7 
November 2011
16934717Who is OP's pic?/tg/ fails to recognize a picture of Jango Fett.troll, funny, blue, warhammer, fail2011-11-13 45 
17056372Realms of Atlantasia/tg/ discovers what maybe the new Synibarr.Atlantasia, Fail, Synibaar 2011-11-30 14 
December 2011
17084727Atlantasia presents: Spider, Dwarf of SteelA noble Anon takes it upon himself to complete Atlantasia character creation, and have a single random encounter. Rants about boots, time, and pincushony death at a quarter mile ensue.Character, game design, fail, atlantasia2011-12-03 14 
17123534Atlantasia presents: Making a random encounter.After Spider, Dwarf of Steel's messy demise, OP reseurects him for an easier random encouner. Making the required NPC then takes 3 hours.Atlantasia, fail, game design, random encounter2011-12-07 10 
April 2012
18808028Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here"because a thread of this caliber of awful only comes around once every few months."fail, troll, derp, stupidity2012-04-22 23 
May 2012
19281105Zerg Quest LXXXVIIIbWe throw Kerrigan a parade. It's everything our little sister could have wanted. Also, Defensebrate is nearly murdered.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Collective Game, Starcraft, Oh shit, I love a parade!, dice don't fail me now, Tassadar2012-05-29 11 
June 2012
19584339Freeform Draw QuestA quest where every 3rd reply is fulfilled. It soon turns to insanity.Collective Game, Freeform Draw Quest, Fail, Insanity, Rub, Gaben, Chaos, Law2012-06-23 15 
July 2012
19996057/tg/ solves the oil crisisAn attempt at a troll thread in /tg/ creates yet another /tg/ moment./tg/, failed troll, /tg/ moment, 2012-07-25 28 
20045674The Eye of TeegeeAhriman's Aide intrigues /tg/ with the possibility of our own Eye of Terror campaign.Eye of Terror, 40K, Failbaddon, Eye of Teegee, tabletop, warhammer 40k2012-07-28 13 
October 2012
21090564 Crit Awesomeness >Roll to cheer up a child whose dad died >crit fail >"YOUR PARENTS ARE DEEEEEAD!"Funny, critical fail, YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAD2012-10-13 20 
January 2013
22788717The Legions of Earth/tg/ helps allay the fears of a concerned brother. Then it proceeds to prove just how ridiculously far they can derail a threadPolandball, Abbadon, failure, derail, daemonette, discussion, First Founding, 40k, wut2013-01-26 10 
February 2013
22987519Oh shit zombies!The OP attempts to have a horror based quest, but after multiple commands to rape things, scraps the tone but keeps the setting.Collective Game, Zombies, Rogue, Failed Rapist, Horror, Derailment2013-02-05 2 
23165116Return To AtlantasiaIt's been slightly over a year since the last time we looked at this train wreck and once more we make a Character for the system.Game Design, Fail, Character Creation, Realms of Atlantasia, Atlantasia2013-02-15 6 
August 2013
26827639/tg/ Text AdventureWe lose our beloved buisness to the alliance and leave the city to build up an rebellion. On that way we fuck arround with some Catgirls. And manage to get their leader in our ranksCollective Game, Necromancer, Text Adventure, Catgirls, Critfails2013-08-26 9 
26840327/tg/ text adventure quest Alliance invasion, bad decisions, prison riots, batshit Minotaurs, and unforseeable consequences.Collective Game, Necromancer, Text Adventure, Minotaurs, Critfails2013-08-27 8 
September 2013
27433908Angel Quest 1Jonathon, an undertaker from Detroit discovers that he is an angel. The first time he tries to fly, /tg/dice dump so many critfails on him that he accidentally causes a plane to crash into a skyscraper.Collective Game, Angel Quest, tgdice, critfails, Cherubim2013-09-26 11 
December 2013
28667094Fate/Stay Again, Fifty-Second VerseIn which we spar with Saber and investigate the camp in the woods. With mixed results.Nasuverse, AC-Guy, Grail-kun, Collective Game, Fate/Stay Again, Tactical Critfail Action2013-12-06 15 
March 2014
31058461This goddamn moment from a game you can't forgetMemorable moments that define tabletop gaming. Crit successes that shatter the plot, crit fails that cause TPKs on the first enemy encountered, everything's here.Story, storytime, stories, nat 20, natural 20, DnD, D&D, 3.5, 4, Crit, Crit fail, fail, awesome, epic2014-03-26 10 
31149072WH40K Horror StoriesThe fail and shittyness that infests the hobby. God dammit, guys...fail, Warhammer 40k, 40k, That Guy2014-03-30 1 
June 2014
32731285Raving Detective Quest: Case 1 The Lotus in the Tower, part 6The stars are back and cold, and the night is closing in, as I stare into the void, into the whirlpool of my sinRavnica Detective Quest, Collective Game, P.I.s, CaptainCarthage, Failure2014-06-13 0 
33065231Kouga: Saint of Mars 7Victor III gets impaled, Kouga learns that Alchemist never lie and Black Tarantula learns about the joys of Cake. Overall fun times. Collective Game, Saint Seiya, Saint Seiya Omega, BelkanSniper, Kouga: Saint of Mars, Cake fails, 2014-06-29 1 
33087664The Overlord Who Could Not Be EvilStorytime of a wannabe Dark Lord whose attempts at "evil" all backfire making him beloved by the people as a great hero, much to his displeasure. Wipes out a religion? Later everyone finds out it was into human sacrifice. Imports evil creatures such as liches? Necro-industry! Kicks a puppy? The damned thing was a plague carrier!Overlord, Evil, Heroic, Failure, Story, Writefag, Heartwarming,2014-06-30 20 
September 2014
35110233Dysfunctional PartiesSelf-sabotage, anon gets killed for starting gear, Sabbat JusticeThat Guy, That GM, That Group, failure, awesome, awesomefailure2014-09-26 5 
December 2014
36764433Crit fail/ Crit success threadFeaturing: TPK via torch and kobold seducing.crit_fail crit_success2014-12-16 8 
January 2015
37590645Realms of Atlantasia: RebirthTwo years after the revisiting of the realms of atlantasia, and four years after the original discovery, /tg/ once again makes a character in this shitty game.Atlantasia, Realms of Atlantasia, Fail, Character Generation, Char gen2015-01-27 3 
March 2015
38853924Quest Quest 2 Episode 1The QM returns! We are a Barbarian named Brad, and we begin a new quest. Eventually. Featuring a dedicated idiot who doesn't know how to hide threads!Collective Game, drawfag, brad, barbarian, quest quest, failed thread hijack2015-03-22 12 
May 2015
39764572Magical Realm Quest: Part 1Character Generation and Drow sex hoorah!Collective game, Magical Realm Quest, Smut, Failure, Urban Fantasy, Drow2015-05-05 5 
February 2016
45275945Failing Utopia QuestI make quest. It's fine,I guess. Early archive.Collective Game, Sci-fi, Failing Utopia Quest2016-02-07 -4 
May 2016
160280Sin Princess Quest 6A well-earned rest! A hunt for resourcess or allies in the Wyld! An abrupt end and a critical success as well as failure!Sin Princess Quest, Critical Success, Critical Failure, Magical Girl, Collective Game2016-05-21 1 
169688Black Company Quest #8The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. We spend ALL our double pay, and fail at both boxing and flirting.Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Double Pay, Fist of the North Longhorn, Smoking Kills, Flattery Failures2016-05-23 24 
165237Paladin Quest Part 3In this edition of Paladin Quest, Alaric's partners get names, discover a group of ogres partying, and inform the local authorities.Paladin, knight, holy, Paladin quest, hero, party, fail2016-05-27 1 
September 2016
527483Starborn Quest 6: Fade to BlackA new foe appears, a cannibal priest of Darna. The title is appropriate.Collective Game, Purps, Fantasy, Starborn, Star, Brutal, Grinnsmon, Combat, Boss fight, Enigma, Fail, Red eyes, Terminator, Death, Feelings2016-09-05 3 
November 2016
781659Starborn Quest 20: Purple RainPurps is up and fighting with a mysterious blue coated man, the dice gods are on board with her until they aren't. Luc Quest 2.0 anybody?Collective Game, Purps, Fantasy, Starborn, Star, Brutal, Wounded, Combat, Rono Pass, Enigma, Fail, Red eyes, Wolfmen, Death, Luc2016-11-05 2 
December 2016
50327441The Awkward Marines Fail at FriendshipA chapter of the Emperor's Finest attempt to get in the good graces of their Sororitas and Guard allies. Hilarity ensues.Spess Mehreens, Space Marines, awkward, fail, daww2016-12-01 16 
924571The Crusades Games Thread 1Half of Act I, where crusaders prepare for crusade with various degrees of successcrusades game, crusades, pope, quest, collective game, failure2016-12-15 2 
940510The Crusades Games Thread 2The second half of Act I, where our heroes finish their preparations for crusade.crusades game, crusades, pope, quest, collective game, failure2016-12-18 1 
May 2017
53150680/tg/ decides to create an AIAn anon vastly overestimates "/tg/ gets shit done" and tries to convince /tg/ to create a sentient AI. This goes predictably ineffectively/tg/ gets shit done, /tg/ doesn't get shit done, failure, AI, artifical intelligence, futile,2017-05-20 -8 
April 2018
2464873Failure Useless fags suck cocks Collective Game, Failure, Shame2018-04-16 -10 
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