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ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
December 2007
870457Paladin StoryAn epic paladin story about two sisters, pacts with demons and a journey into hell.paladin, story, epic2007-12-05 27 
January 2008
1042503Paladin Story IIPaladin from earlier epic thread redeems an Erinyes through psychological conditioning.paladin, story, D&D2008-01-20 12 
April 2008
1609501Paladin Story IIIWith the now-reformed Erinyes in tow, epic Paladin now assists a celestial host in stopping a demonic invasion from taking place. All this at level 11.paladin, erinyes, session2008-04-27 10 
May 2008
1644913Peaceful WarriorA paladin tries mercy, munchkin party members disagree and get knocked out.Paladin, Lawful Good, story2008-05-02 10 
1694610How To Make A Paladin FallA shit DM shows up asking how to force his paladin to fall. /tg/ rips him limb from limb. Epic ensuesPaladin, Alignment2008-05-09 12 
1702455Lawful Good Stories ThreadThe traditional arguments about lawful good characters give way to epic stories, especially the paladin and the medusaLG, Paladins, writefaggotry2008-05-11 16 
1775987RapeguardA moronic DM shoehorns a celibate paladin into a magically-dominated fall because "all men want to have sex with women, no matter what they say." /tg/ plots revenge.No it's not a rape thread, blackguard, stupid DM, paladins2008-05-20 28 
June 2008
1927081Rapeguard, continuedUpdate on Anonymous' plan for vengeance on his group's DM.No it's not a rape thread, blackguard, stupid DM, paladins 2008-06-07 27 
October 2008
2777324More Alicia the Epic PaladinContinued adventures of Alicia the epic paladin, as well as general win.Alicia, epic paladin2008-10-10 11 
April 2009
4149198Dealing with crappy players/tg/ discusses means for players to deal with other players who either outright are Kender or might as well be in the game itself, followed by an example of playing Kender rightD&D, Fluff, Paladins, Kender2009-04-01 8 
May 2009
4649258Alicia update: FAR REALMAlicia fights a creature from the far realm and edges ever higher on the Mary Sue list. Anonymous remands angel lesbianism.alicia, epic paladin, triple angel lesbianism2009-05-24 7 
June 2009
4772110Cocky PCs getting into shit.A thread about how your players get a bit over their heads and get into trouble. Some very good stories, including the story about a paladin dying very heroically.d&d cocky players paladin2009-06-05 5 
September 2009
5859214Epic Paladin Fallsa thread about dramatic paladin falls where one Eurofag told the story of how he gave everything he had up for victory. Also, other good Paladin fall stories.Falling Paladin, paladin2009-09-14 11 
5954268At what point does the paladin fall?A fa/tg/uy asks a surprisingly divisive question involving the sexual enslavement of a male paladin by drow. The ensuing discussion goes from stupid to incredibly awesome and back again so fast, and so frequently, that it makes the reader's head spin.paladin falls, drow, slavery, alignment, torm, respek knuckles2009-09-22 7 
October 2009
6145185At what point does the paladin fall? continuedThe continuing saga with a new twist, the paladin and the youngest Drow daughter have escaped, what should the paladin do?paladin falls, drow, slavery, alignment,2009-10-05 6 
6149075More Paladin fallingPrevious thread auto-saged, so continued in new one, discussions include alignment, sex, sunglasses, and the Drow Language.paladin falls, drow, slavery, alignment,2009-10-06 5 
6158480Paladin Falling #3Second thread started autosaging, so we started a third.paladin falls, drow, slavery, alignment2009-10-06 6 
6182290More Drow+Paladin writefaggotryMore of the recent Renegade Drow+Paladin writefaggotry that's been rolling around lately, sure wish they'd finish the job so we can stop archiving multiple threads about it.Drow, writefag, paladin2009-10-08 12 
6216829Even more Drow+Paladin writefaggotryDrow-chan and Pally rescue a merchant's daughter, Drow-chan loses her powers, the duo arrive at a keep of PaladinsDrow, writefag, paladin2009-10-10 10 
January 2010
7477889Sandwich the Drow Paladin!Now with 40% more writefaggotry! Delicious!Sandwich, Drow, Paladin, writefaggotry2010-01-08 11 
February 2010
7951509The tale of Eddie CallahanPart-time accountant, part-time paladin. All-time hero.eddie callahan paladin2010-02-06 8 
7951949Drider PaladinStarts off with a player asking for some help fleshing out a character concept. Has some excellent writefaggotry later on.drider, drow, paladin, writefaggotry2010-02-06 6 
8087551Awesome Paladin storytimeA story that starts off with dick DM going "lol Paladin falls" that becomes something far, far greater.Paladin, Falling, DM Horror, writefag2010-02-14 24 
8104655Why you don't fuck with Paladins."I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills that I have acquired over a very long career; skills that make me a nightmare for people like you."Paladin, D&D, Fuckwin.2010-02-15 24 
March 2010
8597154Elven Cutebold Genocide / Adventure Continuation ThreadPart 2 of Janus & co.'s fight against the Nazi Elves of the Forest of Ulthar. WARNING: Cutebolds and Soul-crushing despair ahead.cutebolds, adventure, elves, genocide, bad-ass paladins, 2010-03-15 5 
8652839Paladins! Fuck yeah!Starts out slow, but grows to encompass Paladins that turn into Black Guards when they're angry, Paladins so British they shit crumpets, and Bards creating awesome by impersonating Paladins.Paladin, Fantasy, D&D, Bard, Black Guard2010-03-19 6 
April 2010
9169791THAT GUY discussionsA normal thread about THAT GUY of every group turns awesome when a writefag recounts a tale of triumph and glory against a THAT GUY.THAT GUY, writefag, paladin2010-04-13 6 
May 2010
10111656Power Keg of JusticePaladins don't fear falling. They look forward to it.paladin, falling, power keg of justice, bad ass2010-05-28 26 
June 2010
10501437Raiding Hell For Love/tg/ gives advice to a paladin in an Egyptian-themed campaign on how to free a loved one from an eternity of unjust damnation.Egypt, love, paladin, marilith, snake sex2010-06-14 17 
10590303Paladins of BDSMDespite the name, this was the result of a challenge to create a Lawful Good Deity of BDSM. And surprisingly, some good discussion and plot ideas were had. Paladins, Xiombarg, Loviatar, gods, fluff, discussion2010-06-19 16 
10788125Paladin Politics/tg/ experiences the idea of Paladin orders politicking with each other. Thread is trolled by people demanding the paladins be murdering rapists, because thats more realistic. Paladins, politics2010-06-27 7 
July 2010
11327165Paladin Politics Part DeuxAnother thread about Paladins and geopolitical manuevering, this time with necromancers. Still no Paladins fall. This guy is good.Paladins, politics2010-07-24 11 
August 2010
11826926"I just want to save the day."Anon wants to be the hero. /tg/ shows us all how to be the big goddamned hero.Paladins, Manly Tears, Hero2010-08-26 16 
November 2010
12690699Goldentusk Returns... with friends!Goldentusk the orc-raised elven barbarian is back, with her other elven-adoptee partymembers - Violet the halfling-raised cleric, Keekee the kobold-raised rogue, and introducting their hapless "elven graces tutor", the wizard Professor Dwarf. Now with guest cameo by Sandwich Stoutaxe, dwarf-raised drow paladin.elf, orc, barbarian, halfling, cleric, kobold, rogue, dwarf, wizard, drow, paladin2010-11-05 14 
12706796Goldentusk Returns... with friends! Pt.2Second part of the thread about Goldentusk the orc-raised elven barbarian is back, with her other elven-adoptee partymembers.elf, orc, barbarian, halfling, cleric, kobold, rogue, dwarf, wizard, drow, paladin2010-11-07 13 
12753195Reverse Chivalry/tg/ hems and haws about the groups chivalrous paladin refusing to hurt fragile men. S-stupid pally! I-its not like we like you or anything! paladin2010-11-11 12 
December 2010
13056308Reverse Chivalry Part 2Continuation of 12753195, /tg/ discusses the situation between a battered husband and his abusive paladin wife.paladin2010-12-06 10 
13067935Reverse Chivalry - WritefaggotrySome decent writefaggotry regarding the battered husband of an abusive paladin finally taking a stand.paladin, story, awesome2010-12-07 10 
13237239Biggs and Big IronWhat starts out as a wizarding troll thread becomes one of an epic tale of one Goliath and the hammer that broke an entire campaign. Includes a sarcastic bro-priest, a rules lawyer of justice, a little girl and a CE barbarian who gains levels in Paladin of Freedom after killing a man 3 times his level. Contains copious amounts of heroics and fuck the GM.Shit GM, That Guy, Biggs, HAMMERTIME, Little Girl, Paladin, storytime2010-12-21 22 
13254364Reverse Chivalry FollowupOP brings back more stories of his abusive paladin wife.paladin, chivalry, domestic abuse, storytime2010-12-22 25 
January 2011
13399772More Reverse ChivalryOP brings us an update on his storypaladin, chivalry, storytime2011-01-05 21 
13545768Yet More Reverse ChivalryIn which we learn of the Order's origins and receive an update on OP's story.paladin,chivalry,storytime2011-01-16 20 
13661109What would your paladin do?If your son told you he was running off with a bi-curious elf to become a bard? Seeming troll thread gets some good, funny and legitimate response. Then trolls show up.troll, counter troll, paladin, falling, fall, bard, elf2011-01-26 -2 
13707776Longeared Irregulars or Golden Tusk returns part 2slow drawfag returns, and /tg/ develops a warforged raised by bullywugs ITT among other things.elf, orc, barbarian, halfling, cleric, kobold, rogue, dwarf, wizard, drow, paladin, warforged, bullywug2011-01-29 7 
13734176Reverse Chivalry ConclusionThe bittersweet conclusion.paladin, chivalry, storytime2011-01-31 21 
February 2011
14029016Most memorable PCsStories of favorite PCs devolves into tales of triumph and glory, where paladins shine, simple clerics teach us how to be a simple man, and luchadorres show us how to be awesome.lucha, PC, story, cleric, paladin, manly tears2011-02-25 5 
April 2011
14612827Marche of FFTA"The Stealthiest Lawful Evil Protagonist in the history of Lawful Evil protagonists."Lawful Evil, Lawful Good, BBEG, troll, trolling, final fantasy tactics, final fantasy tactics advance, fft, ffta, fantasy, paladin, discussion2011-04-16 8 
May 2011
14888308Sal the bleak, Ur-priest of the end of all.A simple Gypsy guy who's the result of a supernatural gene-bashing, and his exploits as the world he lives in keeps hammering home how cold and uncaring it is to his people. Until he finally snaps and ends the world.Emrakul, Gypsy, Storytime, D&D, Paladin, THAT DM, Bard2011-05-11 10 
14919653Siege Knights Prestige Class and other fluffPrestige Class and Paragon Paths for everyone's favorite overweight paladins, the Siege Knights. Also some fluffSiege Knights Paladin homebrew2011-05-14 5 
15009660Time Travel CampaignsA thread for stories about time travel in people's games takes a turn for the epic when a stranger tells a heart-wrenching story about Asmodeus the Paladin. /tg/ weeps, and then someone who may or may not be the writer reveals a terrible secret, leaving /tg/ feeling confused and slightly inspired.time, time travel, story time, storytime, story, paladin, asmodeus, writefaggotry, manly tears2011-05-22 8 
15013749Paladins of MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE! OOOOOH YEAH!Randy Savage Ascends to Godhood, /tg/ talks about his PaladinsPaladin, Randy Savage, MACHO MAN, Wrestle, Rapture, OOOOH YEAH2011-05-22 6 
October 2011
16633959The Paladin Code of BoxesA naive basemen/tg/uy tries to start a hypothetical discussion about paladin code, but his picture is too interesting for /tg/ to care.derail, paladin, paladin code, funny, classic /tg/, humor, box, boxes, carl sagan, schrodinger2011-10-15 11 
16673033Intelligent Weapon NamesWhat starts as a thread of a paladin looking for a magic item name transforms into the adventures of Sir Bert and Mhye P'iehnysshumor, paladin, lulz2011-10-19 11 
16690346Paladin QuotesPaladin, Paladin far from home. A collection of Quotes for the good and the righteous.Paladin, Quotes2011-10-21 10 
January 2012
17432768Tales of paladins and blooming loveOP posts the story of his campaign so far, in which he serves as the faithful beyond death of a paladin-turned-necromancer king. More stories are posted, including a repentant mercenary turned paladin, and one of love blooming on the lists.Paladin, Story, Story thread, Cavalier, Games, Roleplay, DND, Rowan, William2012-01-05 7 
17482364Whatever happened to Ozzmar?When one anon wonders if a screencapped story ever had a conclusion, the original poster steps up and continues the epic tale.storytime, awesome, paladin, Dungeons and Dragons, screencaps2012-01-10 23 
17523320TG helps inspire children's book(s)Op asks tg for help developing t tg related children's book we offer up cool suggestionsMilly, story,writefaggery,Paladin,writefag, Getting Shit Done2012-01-13 8 
17629470PaladinsThis is how I Paladin. And /tg/ Paladins well.Paladin, music, awesome2012-01-22 10 
May 2012
19115940Sir TourettesA demon paladin cursed to do good, but shouting blasphemies and monstrous things the entire time.paladin, asshole2012-05-15 47 
July 2012
19951563Matt Ward's DungeonA thread about a woman bound in a dungeon quickly becomes a massive paladin party.paladin, rp, derail, dungeon, white knight2012-07-19 20 
August 2012
20405170YOUR CHARACTER FALLSYou read this text silently. YOUR SPEAKING ALOUD FALLS. YOU CANNOT TALK UNTIL YOU RECEIVE AN ATONEMENT SPELLjoke, d&d, paladin2012-08-20 22 
December 2012
21869883Paladin: The Redemption Are you a bad enough dude to hold back the night in the World of Darkness? Listen to the Music and get ready to quest. Onwards, my brothers!World of Darkness, Paladin The Redemption, Paladin, Splat, The Music, Quest, Vimes2012-12-03 25 
22116080The paladin who killed DeathA dumbass paladin decides to kill the Reaper to save everyone from death. This has its consequences. World-ruining consequences.DND, Paladins, Death, Undead, Alignment, Godkilling2012-12-19 -10 
January 2013
22421105Gorilla RPG PartyDiscussion on the merits of gorilla PCs turns into storytime about a Gorilla Paladin.Gorilla, Paladin, Gorilladin, RPG, Party, Ape2013-01-06 5 
22578538Paladins That Eat GodsOP tells the tale of an epic campaign.paladin, lovecraftian, god, gods, deity, deities, artifact, madness2013-01-14 31 
February 2013
23016703Childhood friend became a blackguard, what do?OP asks the question, thread is derailed twice and quality writing is produced.What do?, paladin, blackguard, Descartes2013-02-07 4 
March 2013
23577656A tale of GAROAn epic tale of how four Makai Knights protect a shrine from the forces of evil.Storytime, GARO, paladin, demons2013-03-09 26 
June 2013
25224953Most insane thing your party ever did/tg/ remembers the most batshit crazy things they've ever pulled in a gamestorytime, character, epic gaming moments, awesome, drow, 3.5, Exalted, Paladin2013-06-04 6 
25329296Paladin falls, puns ensueTg gets clever about a defenstrated paladinpaladin, fall, puns2013-06-09 25 
25533767Lamia Daughter Quest 64I think Mario has a cameo somewhere.Collective Game, Lamia Quest, Ssen, EchoGarrote, Lamia Daughter Quest, Lesbians, ERP, Entomophilia, Vanity, thats at least two Paladin Threads you fuckers have derailed now, 2013-06-19 23 
October 2013
27796127On Sikhs, and SikhismIn which /tg/ learns that Sikhism is pretty much a religion where everyone are paladins, and proceed to have the most civil religion-related thread you'll ever see.Sikhism, religion, paladins, turbans, bad-ass, beards2013-10-18 31 
27948809How to into villainsA thread starts off with GMs sharing tricks they like; it eventually switches into a discussion om how to make good BBEGs.villain, BBEG, Lich, necromancer, paladin, GM, DM2013-10-26 4 
27960246Lamia Vagrant Quest/Humanity’s Vanguard Quest PrologueThe tale of a young, homeless lamia girl trying to scrape by in the city quickly takes a turn for the dark.Collective Game, Lamia, Paladins, Humanity’s Vanguard Quest , Lots of hate2013-10-27 27 
November 2013
28309051Marche/Kamina-like VillianOP brings us the idea of a man of justice dedicated to toppling the very gods to free the world from their influence. He is to be the main antagonist to the Player Characters, who are paladins and clerics fighting for what they believe is right. Much discussion is had, and storytime is promised.advice, paladin, awesome, BBEG, villain2013-11-15 5 
December 2013
28617703Times your group has had to end for the nightTimes a campaign has had to restart, be rewritten, or put on hold because of silly bullshit players pull. Also a small bit of advice on worldbuilding.DM, GM, DMing, GMing, worldbuilding, story, stories, storytime, PC, GMPC, DMPC, bard, paladin, seduction, cancer, Elder evil, EE, BBEG2013-12-02 5 
29146867Paladin, Dark Knight and SuccubusRandom brainstorm for episodes in sitcom about paladin living in hellish neighbourhood.paladin, demons, sitcom, plots2013-12-29 50 
March 2014
31082498Philosophy of Donut Justice'Why not paladin' thread, derailed into donut-based explanations of philosophyDonut, philosophy, paladin, derail, LG2014-03-26 5 
May 2014
32308550Paladin Quest: The ChivalringYou are a paladin of the Moon, sister of the Sun and daughter of the Sky. There is evil afoot, and it is your duty and privilege to smite it.Paladin Quest, Collective Game, Knights, Chivalry, Not!Asia, Lunar Paladin, Vampires, Jojo, Smiting Evil2014-05-23 29 
32354710Paladin Quest II: Live Free or Die ChivalrousYou are Fei Yu Xiang, Knight of the Moon, and you've just been turned into a Hungering Prince. But who cares about that, there's chivalry to do.Paladin Quest, Collective Game, Knights, Chivalry, Not!Asia, Lunar Paladin, Vampires, Smiting Evil2014-05-25 22 
June 2014
32816963Order of the Emerald StarDiscussion and storytime about the Order of the Emerald Star, an ingame religion worshipping a former PC's Bard after he Ascended.Gods, Deity, Emerald Star, Bards, Music, Paladin, Storytime,2014-06-17 4 
33059651Paladin of Joy Quest 1In which a new QM really screw up chargen, but loyal players save the dayCollective Game, Quest, Paladin, Female Protagonist2014-06-28 20 
33077694Paladin of Joy Quest 2The goblins are saved, and our hero recruits and adventuring partyPaladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-06-29 31 
July 2014
33141056Paladin of Joy Quest 3In which our party pimps their gear, fights bandits, and redeems a very bad manCollective Game, Paladin of Joy Quest, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-07-02 31 
33147453Paladin of Joy Quest 3, part 2In which we have a little bit of backstory, and maybe some future story, it's unclearCollective Game, Paladin of Joy Quest, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-07-02 28 
33149503/tg/ deity inventionOP requests ideas for gods and pantheons. Worldbuilding, original content and the TF2 Pyro as a deity results. Also, native amarican raccoon-people.Deity, Deities, Pantheon, God, Gods, Worldbuilding, Brainstorming, Paladin,2014-07-04 3 
33204060Paladin of Joy Quest 4Our heroine finds out about her mother, and where she must go next.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-07-05 27 
33222305Paladin of Joy Quest 5 part 1A sea voyage, shark people, and tearsPaladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-07-06 27 
33227219Paladin of Joy Quest 5 part 2Main character arrives in a city, and plots the downfall of its government, not very paladin-like.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-07-06 25 
33353761Paladin of Joy Quest 6Sireyi wanders into a zone that is one of danger.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-07-12 25 
33357915Paladin of Joy Quest 6, part 2A battle through the palace grounds, and a familiar place revisited.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-07-12 24 
33374852Paladin of Joy Quest 7You found the Horn, now you must find your way back home.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-07-13 24 
33379018Paladin of Joy Quest 7, part 2You find out about this new world you're in, and pick up a giant little brother. Also hugsPaladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-07-13 25 
33420115Paladin of Joy Quest 8Fighting ogres and making deals with a crazy old dragonPaladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-07-15 24 
33426177Paladin of Joy Quest 8, part 2A young girl decides if she wants a beautiful black baby...dragonPaladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-07-15 24 
33443749Paladin of Joy Quest 9You enter a castle with an unspeakable evil inside. No foolish samurai in sightPaladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-07-16 27 
33450219Paladin of Joy Quest 9, Part 2Our heroine struggles with morality and law, and plots.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-07-16 23 
33487742Paladin of Joy Quest 10An angel is bound in chains and has to wear a slave collar. Not a BDSM thread, Probably.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-07-18 23 
33491789Paladin of Joy Quest 10, Part 2Is it just yourself that needs rescuing, or are there one or two troubled souls you can help as well?Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-07-18 24 
33510752Paladin of Joy Quest 11Old friends reunited, and two paths beckon. Also, someone needs to get that cockney elf some subtitles. And a swear jar.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-07-19 24 
33516307Paladin of Joy Quest 11, Part 2Time to fight pirates in the sky. Lightning-powered pirates, in a stormPaladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-07-19 25 
33540846The Last Inquisitor Quest 4.5You are the Inquisitor, a dark being bound by the Holy Order. New Approved QM. Autumn Thinks, Slave camps, Elf child, Preparing to meet Dwarf King.The Last Inquisitor Quest, Collective Game, Name, Paladin, Elf2014-07-20 1 
33618606The Witch Paladin — Evolution of a conceptOP brings gifts from the lands of dA. /tg/ does as it's wont to do and makes it actually work.concept fix, armour, the witcher, paladin, witch, mary sue2014-07-24 4 
33694081Paladin of Joy Quest 12Another plane, another government to bring down. You also meet your other-plane self, and....uh, wow.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-07-27 24 
33698618Paladin of Joy Quest 12, Part 2You are given a long list of tasks to performPaladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-07-27 24 
33789994Paladin of Joy Quest 13Tough decisions are made, and a direction is chosen.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-07-31 25 
33795916Paladin of Joy Quest 13, Part 2A rebellion to build, and evil to confront.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-07-31 23 
August 2014
33980049Paladin of Joy Quest 14with an assassin dealt with , our heroine must get a billed passed, and cure her sister.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-08-08 26 
34004995Paladin of Joy Quest 15Arena fights and nights on the townPaladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-08-09 24 
34013758Paladin of Joy Quest 15, part 2Will Sireyi's sister be cured, and what will become of the MP's wife?Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-08-09 23 
34031254Paladin of Joy Quest 16With your sister cured, you can kick back and relax, or you can get into trouble, which totally isn't your fault.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-08-10 24 
34039455Paladin of Joy Quest 16, part 2You fly to an island to save it from invasion. Also, you have 2 babies on the way.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-08-10 23 
34056395Paladin of Joy Quest 17It's time to storm the Island of Storms, with your storm powers, whilst a storm guards the way. Storms.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-08-11 24 
34062161Paladin of Joy Quest 17, part 2You must defend the Island, as a vast army approachesPaladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-08-11 24 
34338624Paladin of Joy Quest 18Battle for the Island of StormsPaladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-08-23 20 
34343326Paladin of Joy Quest 18, part 2Your quest is complete, time to go home!Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-08-23 23 
34361535Paladin of Joy Quest 19Our young paladin must save a friend, build her own realm, and maybe save a demons lifePaladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-08-24 24 
34386848Paladin of Joy Quest 20You must rescue your companion Jianxi from a fate worse than death: FamilyPaladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-08-25 24 
34393550Paladin of Joy Quest 20, part 2Overlord of a small realm, so much to do, so little time!Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-08-25 24 
34409572Paladin of Joy Quest 21Dragons to confront and a dark and scary forest to explore.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-08-26 25 
34414119Paladin of Joy Quest 21, part 2We investigate a spooky forest!Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-08-26 24 
34426446Paladin Quest III: Judgement DayQM lost her Anonkun password, so one last thread on /tg/.Paladin Quest, Collective Game, Knights, Chivalry, Not!Asia, Lunar Paladin, Vampires, Smiting Evil2014-08-27 1 
September 2014
34670439Paladin of Joy Quest 22Is peace impossible? Will the werespiders survive? will the fae mess with your head again? Has Jal redecorated your room in the castle whilst you are away?Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-09-06 24 
34694351Paladin of Joy Quest 23You battle a warlord and his huge long thick pillar of iron skulls. Ewww, you might need a shower after this.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-09-07 22 
34700168Paladin of Joy Quest 23, part 2Having defeated an army, you tick a few more items off your list. Like found out where your priceless artifacts arePaladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-09-07 22 
34743243Paladin of Joy Quest 24It's bare bones situation at the local cemetery and you might not have a ghost of a chance if everything stays so crypt-ic.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-09-09 23 
34750488Paladin of Joy Quest 24, part 2Romance: dancing, clothes-shopping, and spending XPPaladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-09-09 23 
34766856Paladin of Joy Quest 25You deal with Isla's problems, and prepare for a journey to the Drowned Lands.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-09-10 23 
34773256Paladin of Joy Quest 25, part 2Time to join the voyage of the doomed, er..I mean the voyage to the Drowned Lands.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-09-10 22 
34833294Paladin of Joy Quest 26Sireyi Valyenya and The Drowned Lands. I hope you bought your hat and whip. Undead...why did it have to be undead...? *music plays*Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-09-13 24 
34852021A Study in Blue (Quest)You are a noble paladin of the order of Achilles, and you have been captured by a sadistic psychopath. A Study in Blue, Collective Game, Quest, Paladin, Lancer2014-09-14 16 
34948250Paladin of Joy Quest 27Jungle adventures and cat people!Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-09-18 24 
35000101Paladin of Joy Quest 28Sireyi Valyenya: Tomb Raider. I'm not sure she's got the guns to pull that off.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-09-20 23 
35082806Paladin of Joy Quest 29Further adventures in the land under water.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-09-24 22 
35153236Paladin of Joy Quest 30You are a Paladin of a Paladin of Joy. Also you're missing someone important, perhaps you should go find her?Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-09-27 22 
35172087Paladin of Joy Quest 31You've found Sireyi, now you just need to leave the place alive.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-09-28 22 
October 2014
35281783Paladin of Joy Quest 32Someone took your children.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-10-03 22 
35298301Paladin of Joy Quest 33Search for the missing elemental nodes!Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-10-04 23 
35318672Paladin of Joy Quest 34Politics and family troubles - two great tastes that never seem to work together.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-10-05 22 
35429570Paladin of Joy Quest 35You should always make time for your friends, as you look towards the future.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-10-10 22 
35449321Paladin of Joy Quest 36End of the year, and helping your friends with all of their problems.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-10-11 22 
35473486Paladin of Joy Quest 37A brand new year full of brand new possibilities and people to meet!Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-10-12 21 
35453190Sikh PaladinsDiscussion of alternate paladins centered around how awesome Sikhism is. Theological debates on the side.religion, paladin, sikh2014-10-12 4 
35581538Paladin of Joy Quest 38Angels and orcs and beastmen and demons and dragons. How is one half-angel girl supposed to cope?Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-10-17 20 
35609251Paladin of Joy Quest 39So a half-angel, a black dragon, a silver dragon and a hellfire wyrm are trying to share out a pile of gold. The half-angel says...Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-10-18 20 
35750590Paladin of Joy Quest 40If you ask me, this whole dragon thing is dragon on a bit, but when the world balances on the scales sometimes you've got to lay down the claw.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-10-25 20 
35768149Paladin of Joy Quest 41Thieves and Phylacteries, and a topless elf.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-10-26 20 
35794586Paladin QuestWe go to defeat the lich.Paladin Quest, Draw Quest, Collective Game2014-10-30 0 
35825270Paladin QuestWe're banished to another realm by a forest spirit.Paladin Quest, DrawQuest, Collective Game2014-10-31 0 
35874568Paladin of Joy Quest 42Surely there must be an easier way to mass produce magic items, and Bokins test of adulthood awaits.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-10-31 20 
November 2014
35855464Paladin Quest 3We learn magic.Paladin Quest, DrawQuest, Collective Game2014-11-01 1 
35890250Paladin of Joy Quest 43Your darker half takes over an orc tribe, and Ebonsong gets a lair, at least, that's the plan.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-11-01 20 
35912731Paladin of Joy Quest 44A time for family and friends, and planning a trip - to Hell!Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-11-02 20 
35949476Paladin Quest 4The paladin continues his quest.Paladin Quest, DrawQuest, Collective Game2014-11-05 0 
36018591Paladin of Joy Quest 45That is one giant head.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-11-07 20 
36199687Paladin of Joy Quest 46An important letter arrives and an Angel makes an important choice.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-11-16 20 
36221234Paladin of Joy Quest 47From cold days to HellPaladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-11-17 20 
36262541Paladin of Joy Quest 48Adventures in Hell, Part 1Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-11-19 20 
36282208Paladin of Joy Quest 49Adventures in Hell, Part 2Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-11-20 20 
36328628Paladin of Joy Quest 50Adventures in Hell Part 3: The BattlePaladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-11-22 20 
36312413First Steps Paladin QuestIn which you're forced to become a noble paladin. First Steps Paladin Quest, Collective Game2014-11-23 0 
36346914Paladin of Joy Quest 51Adventures in Hell 4: AftermathPaladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-11-23 20 
36466246Paladin of Joy Quest 52Despite being a good girl, she ends up in chains a lot - perhaps she likes it?Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-11-29 20 
36467309Fallen Paladin QuestKaeso reminisces on what it was like to be the champion of a now dead God and purges a cult.collective game, fallen paladin quest, paladin, zarathustra2014-11-29 12 
36482049Paladin of Joy Quest 53Stripped of title and rank, baroness no more.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-11-30 20 
36488000Fallen Paladin Quest IIKaeso reachs Berenice, signs a contract, and decides not to fight the musket-weilding invaders.collective game, fallen paladin quest, paladin, zarathustra2014-11-30 9 
December 2014
36547452Fallen Paladin Quest IIIKaeso nobly fights thugs, undead, and himself and only gets his shit kicked in once. Through this he makes it to Istriumcollective game, fallen paladin quest, paladin, zarathustra2014-12-03 7 
36603950Paladin of Joy Quest SummaryA Summary of threads to date.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin, Summary2014-12-06 20 
36619257Paladin of Joy Quest 54A night out on the town, followed by a wedding.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-12-07 20 
36664038Paladin of Joy Quest 55The morning after the night before.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-12-09 20 
36678023Paladin of Joy Quest 56Fae BetrayalPaladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2014-12-10 20 
January 2015
37291725The Order of the AlmondOP posts a trollish "you get a slave, wat do?" thread. /tg/ derails it into worldbuilding a paladin order and religion based around the worship of almonds.derailed thread, derail, funny, almonds, nuts, peanuts, nutcracker, paladins, ethics, slavery, tg cannot stay on topic,2015-01-11 21 
April 2015
39128767Paladin of Joy Quest 57A ruler has so many diplomats and problems to deal with. Also a small surprise at the end.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2015-04-04 20 
39261025Paladin of Joy Quest 58Still so much to do and little time to do it in, also you hear worrying rumours.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2015-04-10 20 
39423438Paladin of Joy Quest 59We meet Delax, and find out about his plans.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2015-04-18 20 
39564996Paladin of Joy Quest 60After talking to an evil God, Sireyi needs to decide what to do next.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2015-04-25 20 
39582645Paladin of Joy Quest 61With so much to do, mages and diplomats to deal with, can you afford a few days off?Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2015-04-26 20 
39646819Paladin of Joy Quest 62You've caught some weird extra-planar thing. But what to do with him?Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2015-04-29 20 
39665620Paladin of Joy Quest 63Having brought harmony to the elements, can you now bring harmony to the world?Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2015-04-30 20 
May 2015
39706769Paladin of Joy Quest 64With a godswar looming, our hero has some tough choices to makePaladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2015-05-02 20 
39725758Paladin of Joy Quest 65Three weapons to fetch, and a whole lot of things that can go wrong along the way.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2015-05-03 20 
39846920Paladin of Joy Quest 66: Tales of the Belt Notchers 1Six succubi accept a mission from a Goddess: Are they bad enough girls to steal an artifact from a crazy lich?Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin, Succubi, Belt Notchers2015-05-09 17 
39987773Paladin of Joy Quest 67: Tales of the Belt Notchers 2Still stuck in the puzzle dungeon, which of our girls will win the battle for the heart? Oh and also there's a Lich to defeat.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin, Succubi, Belt Notchers2015-05-16 17 
40011844Paladin of Joy Quest 68Quest for the Heart of AzulkirePaladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2015-05-17 15 
40125856Paladin of Joy Quest 69Sireyi sets off into the land of the undead to find the weapon of a long-dead god.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2015-05-23 14 
40150982Paladin of Joy Quest 70Retrieving the Reapers Blade, part 2Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2015-05-24 13 
40174103Paladin of Joy Quest 71Another tyrant, and another rebellion. Is anyone else seeing a pattern here?Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2015-05-25 14 
40180511Paladin of Joy Quest 71, part 2: Mini Paladin ContinuationIs Mili a demon now?Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2015-05-25 16 
40278406Paladin of Joy Quest 72Dark elves, an evil dragon, and rebels. And Mili talks to a demon.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2015-05-30 13 
40285003Paladin of Joy Quest 72, part 2Sireyi decides to x, and Mili has her own adventuresPaladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2015-05-30 13 
June 2015
40422991Paladin of Joy Quest 73One year on, much has changed in Oreia, and the world, and much has not.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2015-06-06 13 
40446574Paladin of Joy Quest 74: Mini Paladin InterludeMili's Winter holiday adventures with her friends.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2015-06-07 13 
40573535Paladin of Joy Quest 75Battle against the many Islas. Jal will be sorry she missed this.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2015-06-13 12 
40595515Paladin of Joy Quest 76A fresh assault by the Killing Frost, and a spy goes missing. Last thread before hiatusPaladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2015-06-14 12 
July 2015
41436539Blackguard Quest #8We beat the shit out of a paladin. Archived early, lostboy might have put in some greentext, so I advise reading through the whole thingCollective Game, Quest, Blackguard Quest, Eclipse, Blackguard, Paladin2015-07-24 5 
October 2015
42926199Paladin of Harlot SweetsWritefaggotry of a paladin using an Int damaging, Cha/Dex boosting drug, and her deteriorating mental state over her adventures.Pathfinder, Writefaggotry, Paladin, drugs, stupidity2015-10-09 -2 
December 2015
44021265Good Mindflayers: A Philosophical StudyIn which /tg/ engages in a sophisticated discussion on the morality of the Illithids. mind flayer, illithid, good-aligned, paladin, monk, cuisine 2015-12-10 1 
44309400Acolyte Quest 0-Part 1Sigmund, survivor of a horrible massacre, is taken in by the Paladin Lady Gwyn, and begins his long road to becoming a Paladin.Collective Game, Acolyte Quest, Sigmund, Paladin2015-12-22 10 
44330472Acolyte Quest 0-Part 2Much occurs as we jump to our teens and take our Mark, a test to see if one is ready to become a Paladin. Sigmund grows much in this event.Collective Game, Acolyte Quest, Sigmund, Paladin2015-12-23 8 
January 2016
44570384Acolyte Quest 1-Sword and SoulSigmund arrives in Font Florene and gets his wish, learning the basics of Zielrand and then heads north.Collective Game, Acolyte Quest, Sigmund, Paladin2016-01-05 8 
44813369Paladin of Joy Quest 77After the winter solstice it's time for Sireyi to get back to work, as all sorts of problems are on the horizon.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2016-01-16 10 
45050847Paladin of Joy Quest 78Love can bloom?Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2016-01-27 7 
February 2016
45419446Paladin of Joy 79It's time to end the Killing FrostPaladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2016-02-14 7 
45397087Be the BEG: PrologueWe begin our quest to be the best at things so bad, you'll wonder why you're ever sadCollective Game, BEG, Family, Paladin2016-02-14 11 
March 2016
45860476Paladin of Joy Quest 80Planning the attack on the Killing Frost. Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2016-03-07 7 
45919812Paladin of Joy Quest 81: Tales of the Belt NotchersYou need to steal this thing from this rocky guy and I forgot the rest but Slaad are involved.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin, Succubi, Belt Notchers2016-03-10 7 
46034594Paladin of Joy Quest 82: Tales of the Belt NotchersAre you ready to rock?!Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin, Succubi, Belt Notchers2016-03-15 7 
46094836Paladin of Joy Quest 83Death of the Killing Frost, Part 1Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2016-03-18 7 
46183961Paladin of Joy Quest 84Battle Against the Killing FrostPaladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2016-03-22 7 
46307977Paladin of Joy Quest 85Sireyi enjoys some quiet time with her family. Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin2016-03-28 8 
April 2016
16860Quest thing3 adventurers enter, but only 1 leaves alive.notapaladin, collective game, Muchaaaaaaaa lucha, Portal Wizard, Holy Bones, Loch, Mystery Box2016-04-30 14 
May 2016
34532Black Company Quest #5The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. Double Pay isn't worth this. We ditch orphans and break the cutie.Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Double Pay, No Parents, Cutie Paladin2016-05-02 24 
70007Paladin QuestSir Alaric Lener begins his adventure as a Paladin of the Order of Angels.Paladin, knight, holy, Paladin quest, hero2016-05-09 1 
104742Paladin Quest Part 2The second part of Paladin Quest,in which a party is formed, bandits attack, the barbarian gets a new scar, and Selora is dropped off.Paladin, knight, holy, Paladin quest, hero, party2016-05-11 1 
165237Paladin Quest Part 3In this edition of Paladin Quest, Alaric's partners get names, discover a group of ogres partying, and inform the local authorities.Paladin, knight, holy, Paladin quest, hero, party, fail2016-05-27 1 
June 2016
268264The Paladin's Dilemma: A Question of NormalityA paladin dies in the course of his duties, takign with him a terrible menace. He is called from death to continue his duties now...Collective Game, paladin, immortals, ressurection, body snatchers, overwhelming evil, blood2016-06-21 3 
301094Black Company Quest #9The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. The WORST possible thing happens to poor Corporal Prince.Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Cutie Paladin, PROMOTIONS!2016-06-28 24 
July 2016
333329Black Company Quest #10The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. Give Lieutenant Prince battle over paperwork and people any day.Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Cutie Paladin, Battle of Berwick Road2016-07-05 25 
48087737"Why are Paladins so hates?" Plus anon rage.OP asks /tg/ why some people whine when someone plays a Paladin and the thread derails into why a randomanon who hates Paladins is a faggot.That Guy, Problem Player, storytime, Paladin, Drama, Paladins, rage2016-07-05 -6 
327666Deep Sea Submarine Adventure #1A captain of a submarine goes on an adventure. Shit happens.notapaladin, collective game, submarine, deep sea adventure, Moby Dick2016-07-05 2 
August 2016
429833Deep Sea Submarine Adventure #3Labeled it as part 6 in the OP for some reasonnotapaladin, collective game, submarine, deep sea adventure, Moby Dick2016-08-07 6 
450337Deep Sea Submarine Adventure #4The adventure ends, not with a bang, but a whimper. Metaphorically, as it literally ended with the captain blown up. notapaladin, collective game, submarine, deep sea adventure, Moby Dick2016-08-08 1 
465403Civ Thing 4 tribes fuck around to survive Civ Thing, Collective Game, notapaladin2016-08-13 5 
469168Civ Thing #2Rocks, rocks everywhereCiv Thing, Collective Game, notapaladin2016-08-14 3 
48876497A Question About GolemsIn this thread, /tg/ debates the ethics and morality of a paladin enslaving a group of freedom-seeking golems to save a Human kingdom.Golem, paladin, ethics, morality, debate, philosophy2016-08-19 7 
479938Civ Thing #3Nothing really happened ingame. But a dragon player got real saltyCiv Thing, Collective Game, notapaladin2016-08-19 1 
488294Civ Thing #4Barbarians fuckup alot, what else is newCiv Thing, Collective Game, notapaladin2016-08-20 2 
491577Civ Thing #5The tribe goes through winter. OP goes full retard.Civ Thing, Collective Game, notapaladin2016-08-22 2 
469289 DIMINUTIVE DUNGEON DELVERS (Beta) - WoNN A tabletop quest with a group of small sized adventurers! The group is trying to relax after the last adventure, but danger is afoot!tabletop, diminutive dungeon delvers, adventurers, undead, skeletons, rpg, mage, rogue, paladin, demons, minibosses, humor2016-08-23 3 
503132Civ Thing #6Basically a salt mineCiv Thing, Collective Game, notapaladin2016-08-28 1 
500815DIMINUTIVE DUNGEON DELVERS (Beta) - WoNN part 2Continuation of WoNN. The group fights its way through more undeads and face off against the cause of the invasiontabletop, diminutive dungeon delvers, adventurers, undead, skeletons, rpg, mage, rogue, paladin, demons, minibosses, humor, succubus 2016-08-31 2 
515625Civ Thing #7The salt continues and the orcs punched a meteorCiv Thing, Collective Game, notapaladin2016-08-31 1 
September 2016
522833Civ Thing #8Weeaboos go full weeb and get murderedCiv Thing, Collective Game, notapaladin2016-09-06 2 
539832Civ Thing #9The final anticlimatic conclusion to the not so epic saganotapaladin, Civ Thing, Collective Game2016-09-14 2 
588958Civ Thing Aftermath Adventure #1The sequel to Civ Thing where all the tribes are enslaved by The Kingdom. Salt levels are at a dangerously high state.Civ Thing, Civ Thing Aftermath, Collective Game, notapaladin2016-09-20 1 
600481Civ Thing Aftermath Adventure #2Switched viewpoint over to the goblins for this one. Ended in failure.Civ Thing, Civ Thing Aftermath, Collective Game, notapaladin2016-09-21 1 
591859DIMINUTIVE DUNGEON DELVERS (Beta) - A succubus' Tale part 3Final part of the Succubus Tale. Time to finish your escape and get to the material plane!DDD, Diminutive Dungeon Delvers, Succubus, cultist, hell, sneaking, image_Quest, image, paladin, rogue, mage, wizard, dating, imp, cute, 2016-09-22 1 
606300Civ Thing Aftermath Adventure #3This time it's a double feature of Elves and Dragons. One ended in failure and the other didn't.Civ Thing, Civ Thing Aftermath, Collective Game, notapaladin2016-09-25 1 
625596Civ Thing Aftermath Adventure #4Barbarians get salty as their Chief betrays their religion and joins a war against the barbarian God BrockCiv Thing, Civ Thing Aftermath, Collective Game, notapaladin2016-09-29 1 
October 2016
637485Civ Thing Aftermath Adventure #5Manlets get another chance to be the hero. Then they ate shit and got stabbed in the face.Civ Thing, Civ Thing Aftermath, Collective Game, notapaladin2016-10-02 1 
652414Civ Thing Aftermath Adventure #6Barbarians are shown to be delusional wusses. There was also an elf kid.Civ Thing, Civ Thing Aftermath, Collective Game, notapaladin2016-10-10 1 
690158Civ Thing Aftermath Adventure #7return of a manletCiv Thing, Civ Thing Aftermath, Collective Game, notapaladin2016-10-21 1 
699213Civ Thing Aftermath Adventure #8Triple feature. Only 1 ended with somewhat successCiv Thing, Civ Thing Aftermath, Collective Game, notapaladin2016-10-21 1 
741672Civ Thing Aftermath Adventure #9A dragon and elf cements their places in Civ Thing 2, whenever that is.Civ Thing, Civ Thing Aftermath, Collective Game, notapaladin2016-10-26 1 
749863Civ Thing Aftermath Adventure #10Final episode. Brock gets rekt and barbarians still suck dick.Civ Thing, Civ Thing Aftermath, Collective Game, notapaladin2016-10-28 1 
November 2016
786884"Racing" adventureThe race starts off with Orc Cleric and Daemon Paladin getting in some early victories before Daemon Paladin has to go to the hospital.notapaladin, collective game, racing, racing adventure2016-11-15 1 
February 2017
1132732Divine Demoness QuestAsheroth goes through her character generation. Demon, Fantasy, Paladin, Succubus2017-02-14 5 
1175868Black Company Quest #21The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. We acquire a Soul. And get our hands on some Drugs for our Dragon.Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Drugs, Cutie Paladin2017-02-19 21 
1154588Storm Paladin Quest #1Krystal continues her journey to amass more followers for Alagos.Storm Paladin Quest, Cyberpunk Demonslayer2017-02-20 6 
1183396Storm Paladin Quest #2Krystal takes an old stronghold and gains slime powers.Cyberpunk Demonslayer, Storm Paladin Quest2017-02-27 6 
March 2017
51971742Statistics for GastonFa/tg/uy asks for statistics for Gaston and posts the clip of Gaston's theme. /tg/ delivers. (He's a Paladin.)gaston, music, disney, stat me, statistics, paladin, falls2017-03-02 33 
1226658Black Company Quest #20The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. A surefire plan goes bad and then Prince accidentally a Dragon.Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Drugs, Cutie Paladin, Dragon, SAINT IS FOR PURE NOT FOR LEWD2017-03-04 22 
1212504Storm Paladin Quest #3Krystal builds up the Order, receives an assignment from Alagos, and clones herself via mitosis. Also, Sasha's pregos.Cyberpunk Demonslayer, Storm Paladin Quest, mitosis2017-03-07 6 
1242274Storm Paladin Quest #4Krystal makes a deal with a Duke, turns 29, and prepares for a crusade.Cyberpunk Demonslayer, Storm Paladin Quest2017-03-14 6 
1280388Black Company Quest #23The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. Prince cows the Vamps with his Dragon. The offensive is launched.Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Drugs, Cutie Paladin, Dragon, SAINT IS FOR PURE NOT FOR LEWD2017-03-20 22 
1269346Storm Paladin Quest #5Krystal sets out to reclaim Diluvium!Cyberpunk Demonslayer, Storm Paladin Quest, Stormyface2017-03-23 6 
April 2017
1297025Storm Paladin Quest #6The daemonette thread.Storm Paladin Quest, Cyberpunk Demonslayer, daemonettes2017-04-01 6 
1325299Black Company Quest #24The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. The Skalds are in LT Prince's way. So he removes them. Brutally.Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Drugs, Cutie Paladin, Skalds, BRUTAL2017-04-02 23 
1326271Storm Paladin Quest #7Krystal fights the area boss, goes for a swim, and adopts a dragon baby.Cyberpunk Demonslayer, Storm Paladin Quest2017-04-10 6 
1372129Black Company Quest #26The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. A disfigured LT Prince awakes to his anxious comrades and Captain.Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Cutie Paladin, SAINT IS FOR PURE NOT FOR LEWD, Will Senpai Notice Me, Highlander, NE2017-04-17 21 
1354636Storm Paladin Quest #8Krystal does some illicit trading and travels to Zhaimont for legal bullshit.Cyberpunk Demonslayer, Storm Paladin Quest2017-04-18 6 
1379341Storm Paladin Quest #9Krystal gets tired of the Order of Ruin's shit.Cyberpunk Demonslayer, Storm Paladin Quest2017-04-28 6 
May 2017
1417623Black Company Quest #27The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. The boy-heir is handed over, Prince reaffirms his love for the 7th.Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Cutie Paladin, SAINT IS FOR PURE NOT FOR LEWD, No Parents, Mecha, PROMOTIONS!2017-05-01 22 
June 2017
1602845Black Company Quest #28The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. The Big One, Day One. There is much weeping an gnashing of teeth.Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Cutie Paladin, SAINT IS FOR PURE NOT FOR LEWD, No Parents, Punished Kid2017-06-25 20 
July 2017
1702597Black Company Quest #29The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. The Big One, Day Two. God versus Gold, Prince kills some brave men.Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Drugs, Cutie Paladin, SAINT IS FOR PURE NOT FOR LEWD2017-07-25 6 
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