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December 2007
870457Paladin StoryAn epic paladin story about two sisters, pacts with demons and a journey into hell.paladin, story, epic2007-12-05 18 
January 2008
1042503Paladin Story IIPaladin from earlier epic thread redeems an Erinyes through psychological conditioning.paladin, story, D&D2008-01-20 6 
April 2008
1609501Paladin Story IIIWith the now-reformed Erinyes in tow, epic Paladin now assists a celestial host in stopping a demonic invasion from taking place. All this at level 11.paladin, erinyes, session2008-04-27 7 
May 2008
1644913Peaceful WarriorA paladin tries mercy, munchkin party members disagree and get knocked out.Paladin, Lawful Good, story2008-05-02 6 
1694610How To Make A Paladin FallA shit DM shows up asking how to force his paladin to fall. /tg/ rips him limb from limb. Epic ensuesPaladin, Alignment2008-05-10 6 
1702455Lawful Good Stories ThreadThe traditional arguments about lawful good characters give way to epic stories, especially the paladin and the medusaLG, Paladins, writefaggotry2008-05-11 12 
1775987RapeguardA moronic DM shoehorns a celibate paladin into a magically-dominated fall because "all men want to have sex with women, no matter what they say." /tg/ plots revenge.No it's not a rape thread, blackguard, stupid DM, paladins2008-05-20 24 
June 2008
1927081Rapeguard, continuedUpdate on Anonymous' plan for vengeance on his group's DM.No it's not a rape thread, blackguard, stupid DM, paladins 2008-06-07 21 
October 2008
2777324More Alicia the Epic PaladinContinued adventures of Alicia the epic paladin, as well as general win.Alicia, epic paladin2008-10-11 10 
April 2009
4149198Dealing with crappy players/tg/ discusses means for players to deal with other players who either outright are Kender or might as well be in the game itself, followed by an example of playing Kender rightD&D, Fluff, Paladins, Kender2009-04-01 7 
May 2009
4649258Alicia update: FAR REALMAlicia fights a creature from the far realm and edges ever higher on the Mary Sue list. Anonymous remands angel lesbianism.alicia, epic paladin, triple angel lesbianism2009-05-24 7 
June 2009
4772110Cocky PCs getting into shit.A thread about how your players get a bit over their heads and get into trouble. Some very good stories, including the story about a paladin dying very heroically.d&d cocky players paladin2009-06-05 5 
September 2009
5859214Epic Paladin Fallsa thread about dramatic paladin falls where one Eurofag told the story of how he gave everything he had up for victory. Also, other good Paladin fall stories.Falling Paladin, paladin2009-09-15 9 
5954268At what point does the paladin fall?A fa/tg/uy asks a surprisingly divisive question involving the sexual enslavement of a male paladin by drow. The ensuing discussion goes from stupid to incredibly awesome and back again so fast, and so frequently, that it makes the reader's head spin.paladin falls, drow, slavery, alignment, torm, respek knuckles2009-09-22 3 
October 2009
6145185At what point does the paladin fall? continuedThe continuing saga with a new twist, the paladin and the youngest Drow daughter have escaped, what should the paladin do?paladin falls, drow, slavery, alignment,2009-10-05 3 
6149075More Paladin fallingPrevious thread auto-saged, so continued in new one, discussions include alignment, sex, sunglasses, and the Drow Language.paladin falls, drow, slavery, alignment,2009-10-06 2 
6158480Paladin Falling #3Second thread started autosaging, so we started a third.paladin falls, drow, slavery, alignment2009-10-07 5 
6182290More Drow+Paladin writefaggotryMore of the recent Renegade Drow+Paladin writefaggotry that's been rolling around lately, sure wish they'd finish the job so we can stop archiving multiple threads about it.Drow, writefag, paladin2009-10-08 9 
6216829Even more Drow+Paladin writefaggotryDrow-chan and Pally rescue a merchant's daughter, Drow-chan loses her powers, the duo arrive at a keep of PaladinsDrow, writefag, paladin2009-10-10 7 
January 2010
7477889Sandwich the Drow Paladin!Now with 40% more writefaggotry! Delicious!Sandwich, Drow, Paladin, writefaggotry2010-01-08 11 
February 2010
7951509The tale of Eddie CallahanPart-time accountant, part-time paladin. All-time hero.eddie callahan paladin2010-02-06 4 
7951949Drider PaladinStarts off with a player asking for some help fleshing out a character concept. Has some excellent writefaggotry later on.drider, drow, paladin, writefaggotry2010-02-07 3 
8087551Awesome Paladin storytimeA story that starts off with dick DM going "lol Paladin falls" that becomes something far, far greater.Paladin, Falling, DM Horror, writefag2010-02-15 11 
8104655Why you don't fuck with Paladins."I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills that I have acquired over a very long career; skills that make me a nightmare for people like you."Paladin, D&D, Fuckwin.2010-02-16 13 
March 2010
8597154Elven Cutebold Genocide / Adventure Continuation ThreadPart 2 of Janus & co.'s fight against the Nazi Elves of the Forest of Ulthar. WARNING: Cutebolds and Soul-crushing despair ahead.cutebolds, adventure, elves, genocide, bad-ass paladins, 2010-03-15 2 
8652839Paladins! Fuck yeah!Starts out slow, but grows to encompass Paladins that turn into Black Guards when they're angry, Paladins so British they shit crumpets, and Bards creating awesome by impersonating Paladins.Paladin, Fantasy, D&D, Bard, Black Guard2010-03-19 4 
April 2010
9169791THAT GUY discussionsA normal thread about THAT GUY of every group turns awesome when a writefag recounts a tale of triumph and glory against a THAT GUY.THAT GUY, writefag, paladin2010-04-14 3 
May 2010
10111656Power Keg of JusticePaladins don't fear falling. They look forward to it.paladin, falling, power keg of justice, bad ass2010-05-28 17 
June 2010
10590303Paladins of BDSMDespite the name, this was the result of a challenge to create a Lawful Good Deity of BDSM. And surprisingly, some good discussion and plot ideas were had. Paladins, Xiombarg, Loviatar, gods, fluff, discussion2010-06-19 9 
July 2010
11327165Paladin Politics Part DeuxAnother thread about Paladins and geopolitical manuevering, this time with necromancers. Still no Paladins fall. This guy is good.Paladins, politics2010-07-25 10 
August 2010
11774981succubus trainingA succubus is trained to be a paladinsuccubus, training, paladin, writefaggotry2010-08-22 11 
11826926"I just want to save the day."Anon wants to be the hero. /tg/ shows us all how to be the big goddamned hero.Paladins, Manly Tears, Hero2010-08-27 9 
11887925Tiefling fucks with paladinA story about a tiefling rogue played by a creepy fuck and a human paladin played by the weak-willed and submissive OPD&D, facepalm, 4e, paladin, tiefling, marcus, charity2010-08-31 2 
September 2010
11935290/tg/ is IRL PaladinsNobles/tg/entlemen share tales of wholesome, small-time chivalry. Amoral haters hate and are rebuked like undead.Story, Paladin, Epic2010-09-03 0 
11925866Marcus & Charity: The EndingGood end. Bit anti-climatic, but good end. Previous thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/11887925/D&D, facepalm, 4e, paladin, tiefling, marcus, charity2010-09-03 0 

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