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October 2008
2841437God-Emperor of Mankind throws a party, Part IThe God-Emperor of Mankind returns after millenia of wandering the warp, and he wants to PARTY DOWN WITH HIS PEOPLE!40k, party hard, emperor of mankind2008-10-22 22 
2842836God-Emperor of Mankind throws a party, Part IIA continuation of the bitchin' party thread.40k, party hard, emperor of mankind2008-10-22 10 
July 2009
5080163PartyhammerSeems that Partyhammer is still alive and well. Much nostalgia is had, and much booze gets drunk. Also, MacGyver saves the party from killjoys.Partyhammer, Emperor, Writefaggotry, McGyver2009-07-03 5 
April 2010
9301414MtG PartyNew & Old Favorite MtG cards are having a witty, fun party.MtG, CCG, Cards, Magic, party2010-04-20 1 
April 2011
14712324Gladiatrix Manager Quest 3In which Gneutered turns down a deathmatch, coaches said deathmatch anyway, has her fighters take on a dire jackal, makes a pile of money, and gets ready for a party.party, gladiatrix, manager, quest, female, gladiator, gneutered, gnoll, lizardfolk, SSssS, Slicks, Antonina, Septimia2011-04-25 7 
September 2011
16459719This is your party: Strawhat EditionIn which /tg/ reveals it's love for One Piece.One Piece, Strawhats, This is your party, Oda2011-09-29 9 
March 2012
18249865Tales of PC logicTales of Player Character logic resulting in amusing and often fatal consequences.stories, storytime, PC logic, TPK, total party kill, funny2012-03-08 5 
18394012For House and Dominion: Ballroom EditionWe attend a ball, talk to some knights and get slapped for breaking things.Collective Game, Quest, House and Dominion, Dominion Quest, dancing, party, ball2012-03-20 11 
September 2012
20773984For House and Dominion: Wing Commander 2After a mad scramble from the bar to the front lines we're forced to dance with transport ships flying faster than light. Concept work begins on FTL weapons.Collective Game, Quest, House and Dominion, Dominion Quest, Space, Space Combat, Dice, Marines, FTL, dancing, party, ball2012-09-19 17 
20866010For House and Dominion: Wing Commander 3Ballroom edition 2 (Continued). Its difficult to Ballroom harder when people are pointing guns at you.Collective Game, Quest, House and Dominion, Dominion Quest, Space, Space Combat, Dice, Marines, FTL, dancing, party, ball, mecha2012-09-26 26 
January 2013
22339743Chaos Gods New Year's Party: Hangover EditionKhorne tries to strike up a conversation with his worshipers and fails miserably as everyone from last night's party comes by nursing hangovers.40, Khorne, chaos, party2013-01-01 8 
22421105Gorilla RPG PartyDiscussion on the merits of gorilla PCs turns into storytime about a Gorilla Paladin.Gorilla, Paladin, Gorilladin, RPG, Party, Ape2013-01-06 5 
May 2013
24964444Vampire Quest 1Isabella Katarina Markova awakens to find her castle vandalized by a hunter. She proceeds to scare the piss out of him and then has him dragged away by dolls.Collective Game, Vampire Quest, Tea Party, Ulvenwald, Shadescast, Grand Victoria 2013-05-22 23 
24975262Isabella Katarina Markova: Vampire Doll Quest 2Isabella Markova, child vampire, continues to subvert the mayor of Mark. Plans for slave trading and airship building are discussed. Our dolls eat teeth, and one of them is missing.Vampire Doll Quest, Isabella Katarina Markova, Shadescast, Mark, Grand Victoria, Ulvenwald, Porcelain Dolls, Collective Game, Tea Party2013-05-22 29 
24986008Isabella Katarina Markova: Vampire Doll Quest 3Isabella Markova acquires some living property and plans how to make the best use of them.Vampire Doll Quest, Isabella Katarina Markova, Shadescast, Mark, Grand Victoria, Ulvenwald, Porcelain Dolls, Collective Game, Tea Party2013-05-23 22 
25003354Vampire Doll Quest 4: The Chattel TradeIsabella finds a vampiric buyer for her newly-acquired slaves and begins negotiations for the sale. Vampire Doll Quest, Isabella Katarina Markova, Eyesocket, Shadescast, Mark, Grand Victoria, Ulvenwald, Porcelain Dolls, Collective Game, Tea Party2013-05-24 20 
25035807Vampire Doll Quest 5: Blood and BrassWe retrieve a certain musclehead from his time with the dolls, discuss various fleshcrafted horrors to make, and take possession of an airship yard.Vampire Doll Quest, Isabella Katarina Markova, Eyesocket, Shadescast, Mark, Grand Victoria, Ulvenwald, Porcelain Dolls, Collective Game, Tea Party, Airships2013-05-25 24 
25052735Vampire Doll Quest 6: Lady of the Night SkyWe take full control of our airship yard. Plans for revolution are discussed. Dresses are ordered. Vampire Doll Quest, Isabella Katarina Markova, Eyesocket, Shadescast, Mark, Grand Victoria, Ulvenwald, Porcelain Dolls, Collective Game, Tea Party, Airships2013-05-26 23 
25081242Vampire Doll Quest 7: Servants Lost, Servants FoundWe find that one of our servants has gone missing... But the Dolls have made us a number of new horrors to run her down with. Vampire Doll Quest, Isabella Katarina Markova, Eyesocket, Shadescast, Mark, Grand Victoria, Ulvenwald, Porcelain Dolls, Collective Game, Tea Party, Fleshcrafted Horrors2013-05-28 20 
25121055Vampire Doll Quest 8: Red Like Roses, Red like BloodWe send Scarlet to retrieve Rose from the forests of Ulvenwald, shifting viewpoint character for the first time.Vampire Doll Quest, Isabella Katarina Markova, Eyesocket, Shadescast, Mark, Grand Victoria, Ulvenwald, Porcelain Dolls, Collective Game, Tea Party, Fleshcrafted Horrors2013-05-29 21 
25125714Vampire Doll Quest 8, Part 2: Cultivating Roses An interlude in a garden. Vampire Doll Quest, Isabella Katarina Markova, Eyesocket, Shadescast, Mark, Grand Victoria, Ulvenwald, Porcelain Dolls, Collective Game, Tea Party, Fleshcrafted Horrors2013-05-30 20 
25141541Vampire Doll Quest 9: My Long List of EnemiesWe entrust one servant to another, review who wants to annoy us, and take a snack break.Vampire Doll Quest, Isabella Katarina Markova, Eyesocket, Shadescast, Mark, Grand Victoria, Ulvenwald, Porcelain Dolls, Collective Game, Tea Party, Fleshcrafted Horrors, Blood Everywhere2013-05-31 21 
June 2013
25163023Vampire Doll Quest 10: InvestigationWe apologize to Scarlet, give Blackford his ship, and discuss leads on who killed us. Vampire Doll Quest, Isabella Katarina Markova, Eyesocket, Shadescast, Mark, Grand Victoria, Ulvenwald, Porcelain Dolls, Collective Game, Tea Party, Fleshcrafted Horrors, Scarlet2013-06-01 21 
25175088Vampire Doll Quest 10: HuntersWe settle our itinerary, find an intriguing individual amongst our chattel, and do some fleshcrafting personally...Vampire Doll Quest, Isabella Katarina Markova, Eyesocket, Shadescast, Mark, Grand Victoria, Ulvenwald, Porcelain Dolls, Collective Game, Tea Party, Fleshcrafted Horrors, Scarlet2013-06-01 16 
25197713Vampire Doll Quest 12: Household MattersVampire daily life is strange. Instruct stubborn servants. Plan horrible grisly murders. Pick up dresses from the tailor's.Vampire Doll Quest, Isabella Katarina Markova, Eyesocket, Shadescast, Mark, Grand Victoria, Ulvenwald, Porcelain Dolls, Collective Game, Tea Party, Fleshcrafted Horrors, Scarlet2013-06-02 23 
25301344Vampire Doll Quest 14: Predators and PreyWe hunt down Nalus like the beast he is... but can we really subdue the feral vampire?Vampire Doll Quest, Isabella Katarina Markova, Eyesocket, Shadescast, Mark, Grand Victoria, Ulvenwald, Porcelain Dolls, Collective Game, Tea Party, Fleshcrafted Horrors, Wolves2013-06-07 18 
25330161Vampire Doll Quest 15: Lazing About the CastleWherein we talk a lot and do very little. At least we sorted out Sophia and the chattel.Vampire Doll Quest, Isabella Katarina Markova, Eyesocket, Shadescast, Mark, Grand Victoria, Ulvenwald, Porcelain Dolls, Collective Game, Tea Party, Fleshcrafted Horrors2013-06-09 13 
25385706Vampire Doll Quest 16: A Date with the LocalsA humble worker on a privately-owned airship yard is one thing, but the chief of an entire tribe of professional monster hunters? Now that's something special.Vampire Doll Quest, Isabella Katarina Markova, Eyesocket, Shadescast, Mark, Grand Victoria, Ulvenwald, Porcelain Dolls, Collective Game, Tea Party, Fleshcrafted Horrors2013-06-12 15 
25458303Vampire Doll Quest 17: SponsorsWherein we come to a deal with the Espowye tribe and order valuable supplies.Vampire Doll Quest, Isabella Katarina Markova, Eyesocket, Shadescast, Mark, Grand Victoria, Ulvenwald, Porcelain Dolls, Collective Game, Tea Party, Fleshcrafted Horrors2013-06-16 15 
July 2013
25757526Vampire Doll Quest 18: The Lion's CourtWherein we avenge our two untimely deaths.Vampire Doll Quest, Isabella Katarina Lioncourt, Mori, Eyesocket, Shadescast, Mark, Grand Victoria, Ulvenwald, Porcelain Dolls, Collective Game, Tea Party, Fleshcrafted Horrors2013-07-01 18 
25975526Vampire Doll Quest: TimeskipWherein we learn that revolution is a delicate art. Vampire Doll Quest, Isabella Katarina Lioncourt, Mori, Eyesocket, Shadescast, Mark, Grand Victoria, Ulvenwald, Porcelain Dolls, Collective Game, Tea Party, Fleshcrafted Horrors2013-07-12 10 
November 2013
28247191For House and Dominion: Ballroom EditionAttending a ball organised by our wingman's family we look up old friends and find out how they've fared over the past year. Collective Game, Quest, House and Dominion, Dominion Quest, dancing, party, ball, assassination, flashback, Dice, Survey2013-11-15 12 
April 2014
31452050Oversized Weapon Quest 25You land on an awful continent filled with awful people. You help them with their awful problems.Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Adventure Party, Big Swords, Goblins2014-04-13 22 
May 2014
31852498Ghostbusters: Japan Quest Part 15We have a date at the Library, discuss the feasibility of laying siege to a haunted house, interrupt a priestess' ritualistic soap-opera, have a ghost party at our house, drink with our buddy Akira, and on the whole roll phenomenally well. Collective game, Ghost Busters, Japan, Library, Party, Yurei, Akira2014-05-02 15 
August 2014
34333783The Case of the Missing PsykersThe All-Guardsman Party Returns! A PC is lost, and duct tape is used!All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2014-08-23 133 
September 2014
34660239The All Guardsmen Party and The BoxThe All Guardsmen Party goes off with their new interrogator to investigate a regiment's new weapons.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Story, Shoggy, The Box, Only War, Guardsmen2014-09-06 233 
34985468The All Guardsmen Party and Nubby's GirlfriendThe All Guardsmen Party gets a smokin hot Interrogator and goes to purge some genestealers.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Nubby, Girlfriend, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2014-09-20 116 
October 2014
35461504The All Guardsmen Party Purge Some HereticsThe All Guardsmen Party checks out why a wasteland world hasn't been praising the Emprah.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Crisp, Fallout, Heretic, Heretics, Purge, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2014-10-12 120 
November 2014
35923989The All Guardsmen Party Buys a ShipThe All Guardsmen Party goes to help purchase a used starship. Nothing could possibly go wrong.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Buy, Ship, Occurrence, Border, Nubby, Warp, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2014-11-03 138 
36338781The All Guardsmen Party Teaches SchoolThe All Guardsmen Party goes to train some fresh recruits how be proper Inquisitorial Goons.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Cutter, School, Teach, Train, Necron, Necrons, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2014-11-23 132 
January 2015
37339037The All Guardsmen Party and the Super SpyThe All Guardsmen Party teams up with an Interplanetary man of mystery to investigate corruption in the Imperial Guard.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Tink, Deserter, Bane, Fumbles, Necrons, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2015-01-13 139 
February 2015
38181397The All Guardsmen Party and the Greater GoodThe All Guardsmen Party go to Tau space to track down some vile, xenos-loving traitors.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Tink, Deserter, Bane, Fumbles, Tau, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Greater, Good2015-02-20 151 
April 2015
39053805Daemonette QuestOn a quest to host a Tea Party, we meet the Blood God, sexualize tax forms, become massively depressed, and so much more.Collective Game, Daemonette, Slaanesh, Excessive Silly, Lewd, Tea Party, ELH2015-04-01 11 
39165875The All Guardsmen Party and the Xenotech Heresy P1The All Guardsmen Party investigates a string planet-wide disappearances.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Aimy, Drone, Mechanicus, Tech-priest, Xenotech, Heretek, Eldar, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2015-04-06 113 
39185203The All Guardsmen Party and the Xenotech Heresy P2The All Guardsmen Party investigates a string planet-wide disappearances.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Aimy, Drone, Mechanicus, Tech-priest, Xenotech, Heretek, Eldar, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2015-04-07 120 
June 2015
40747009The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Acquisition ExpertsWorking alongside Astartes! Meeting Orks and 'Nids again! Critfails galore! It's episode 12.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Drone, Mechanicus, Tech-priest, Xenotech, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Sarge, Twitch, Nubby, Doc, Tink, Aimy, Interrogator Greg Sargent2015-06-22 128 
August 2015
42204030The All Guardsmen Party Interlude: DewarpA short look into how much of a bitch it is to transport a live Zoanthrope across the galaxy.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Mechanicus, Tech-priest, Zoanthrope, Dewarp, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2015-08-30 83 
October 2015
43288004The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Delivery Experts Part 1The all Guardsmen Party tries to make a simple supply run.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Zoanthrope, Tyranid, Delivery, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2015-10-26 122 
December 2015
43990923The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Delivery Experts Part 2The party slowly limps their way across the galaxy in their shitty ship, while their passenger steadily ruins everything.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Zoanthrope, Tyranid, Delivery, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2015-12-05 80 
44027113The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Delivery Experts Part 2 The SequelThe party slowly limps their way across the galaxy in their shitty ship, while their passenger steadily ruins everything. Part 2.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Zoanthrope, Tyranid, Delivery, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2015-12-07 91 
January 2016
44671546Orc Bouncer QuestSimmons runs a one-shot.collective game, orc, bouncer, club, party, orc cock, tiny elf dick, drow2016-01-10 13 
April 2016
46575971The All Guardsmen Party and the [REDACTED] ConspiracyThe party deals with a conspiracy that threatens them with torture and execution. But mainly execution. All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Zoanthrope, Tyranid, Delivery, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2016-04-10 95 
46600041The All Guardsmen Party and the [REDACTED] Conspiracy Part 1.5The party deals with a conspiracy that threatens them with torture and execution. But mainly execution. Part 1.5 because it's very small.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Demonthrope, Tyranid, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2016-04-10 74 
46864402The All Guardsmen Party and the [REDACTED] Conspiracy Part 2The party deals with a conspiracy that threatens them with torture and execution. But mainly execution.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Demonthrope, Zoanthrope, Tyranid, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2016-04-24 76 
May 2016
104742Paladin Quest Part 2The second part of Paladin Quest,in which a party is formed, bandits attack, the barbarian gets a new scar, and Selora is dropped off.Paladin, knight, holy, Paladin quest, hero, party2016-05-11 1 
165237Paladin Quest Part 3In this edition of Paladin Quest, Alaric's partners get names, discover a group of ogres partying, and inform the local authorities.Paladin, knight, holy, Paladin quest, hero, party, fail2016-05-27 1 
October 2016
50033219The All Guardsmen Party and Inquisitor Asshat's Stupid "Stealth" Mission - Part 1The party prepares to get ready for their new mission, while being hated by their new boss and everyone else.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition,2016-10-31 73 
December 2016
50535024The All Guardsmen Party and Inquisitor Asshat's Stupid "Stealth" Mission - Part 1 ReduxThe party gets on the trail of "The Conspiracy" while having to deal with Sciscitat, his team, and other assorted bullshit.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition,2016-12-05 80 
July 2017
54578358 The All Guardsmen Party and the "Stealth" Mission Part 2The All Guardsmen Party Returns!All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition2017-07-28 57 
54594909The All Guardsmen Party and the "Stealth" Mission Part 3The party assists in the acquisition of a spooky box. All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition2017-07-29 59 
November 2017
56305928/tg/'s fantasy classroom/tg/ is asked to teach some young witches. Some of us are better teachers than others.advice, teachers, witch kids, witchlings, classroom, adventurers, magic, rogues, mages, party dynamics, combat, politics, sex ed, zoology2017-11-12 10 
January 2018
2190140MAR Quest 3MAR Quest, marchen awakens romance, isekai, delinquent, Onishi Kana, SixWingZombi, pirates, magic items, Collective GameKana gathers her party before leaving. Then the QM disappears.2018-01-13 2 
February 2018
58159093The All Guardsmen Party and the "Stealth" Mission Part 4The return of the nightmare superiors.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition2018-02-25 67 
58177335The All Guardsmen Party and the "Stealth" Mission Part 5In which a lot of shit blows up.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition2018-02-26 58 
March 2018
58286435The All Guardsmen Party and the "Stealth" Mission Part 6Shit goes down with Bane, and Asshat lives up to his name.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition2018-03-04 61 
June 2018
60232637The All Guardsmen Party Interlude: Escape?Internment in and escape from the laundry-brig All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition2018-06-10 57 
July 2018
60621322The All Guardsmen Party Interlude: Escape? pt.2Oak has a drink with the boys and the final mission is plannedAll Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition2018-07-02 58 
November 2018
62972087The All Guardsmen Party and the Inquisitorial Penal Legion pt.1The Guardsmen get sentenced to a penal legion and Oak forgets that they are not, in fact, trained Inquisitorial infiltrators.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition2018-11-12 60 
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