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Archived Threads

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March 2008
1406136Tau and ChaosTau-converted Guardsman recounts his experiences with Chaos.Tau, Slaanesh, Geryon2008-03-26 27 
May 2009
4554170Slaaneshi HedonismOne anon requests how to be a real Slaaneshi Cultist. Whether or not this was a joke, an Anonymous poster gives a thought-out, intelligent, and thorough posting on how to BE a true Slaaneshi Cultist.Devian/tg/uy, Hedonism, Slaanesh, Cultist, Cult, warhammer 40K2009-05-14 11 
4591379Hedonism GuideThread about raising and brainwashing your slaves, as well as general all-around Slaaneshi hedonism and veneration.Slaanesh, Slavery2009-05-19 7 
4702559Chaos FurnitureFurniture of the Chaos GodsWarhammer, Furniture, Khorne, Nurgle, Tzeentch, Slaanesh2009-05-29 -1 
August 2009
5352392Slaaneshi SalesgirlSlaanesh would just like a moment of your time.Slaanesh, Salesgirl2009-08-06 21 
5459922Abomination QuestTed, Father of all Pimps, Master of all things Fly and Bitchin', is summoned by a foolish mortal. Hilarity ensues.Quest, Collective Game, Slaanesh, Cthulhu2009-08-15 5 
December 2009
7166575Lictor Quest Part 2The Lictor continues on its mission to consume and subvert for the Hive Mind"Quest, Tyranid, Drugs, Slaanesh"2009-12-16 10 
7168406Lictor Quest 3Doomlictor sneaks into a Chaos cult headquarters"Quest, Tyranid, Drugs, Slaanesh"2009-12-17 9 
7296545Chewy Quest IIChewy manages to escape Kharn, and finally arrives at the center of Slaanesh's palace.tyranid, quest, Doomlictor, Chewy, Kharn, Slaanesh, warp2009-12-26 6 
January 2011
13538330Chaos of CrimeChaos gods from Warhammer 40k reimagined as comic book crimelords.warhammer, chaos, tzeench, slaanesh, nurgle, khorne, comic book2011-01-16 11 
April 2011
14486484Slaanesh and his ServantsOP asks for help fluffing out a Slaaneshi cult he has for an upcoming game. /tg/ answers with some truly grotesque things, and some more subtle thingsSlaanesh, fluff, Dark Heresy, cultist2011-04-05 2 
May 2011
15063956Chaos Marine CreationCreating a Chaos Marine warband using OP's messed-up Deathwatch rules.Deathwatch, Chapter Creation, Chaos, Chaos Marines, Slaanesh, Heresy2011-05-26 12 
15076519The Glistening HostContinuing the creation of a Slaaneshi Blood Angels Chaos Marine chapter.Deathwatch, Chapter Creation, Chaos, Chaos Marines, Slaanesh, Heresy, Awesome, Homebrew2011-05-27 6 
15094060Glistening Host 3Another thread discussing /tg/'s homebrew Slaaneshi kill-crazies. Anons try to integrate chapter's history with the Brotherhood of the Gauntlet and OP does some sweet writefaggotry.Deathwatch, Chapter Creation, Chaos, Chaos Marines, Slaanesh, Heresy, Awesome, Homebrew, Writefaggotry, Brotherhood of the Gaunlet2011-05-29 4 
June 2011
15207274Human Space: Hedonism is our SpecialtyHumanity's "hat" in the interstellar community isn't the warrior race, or the interstellar diplomat, or the explorer. Humans know how to have fun more than any other race in the galaxy!humanityfuckyeah hedonism pleasure slaanesh fluff worldbuilding space2011-06-09 26 
August 2011
15894168Abaddon Quest XVIAbaddon makes a breakthrough with the High Seer, then a hug births Slaanesh and and Abaddon Punches the Warp, again.Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Dinosaurs, Eldar, Time Travel, Kharn, Love, Slaanesh2011-08-11 20 
October 2011
16676293Let's Discuss Fantas-PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFHGATHER SACRIFICES. Also, some interesting discussion on elder gods and eldritch horrors.cthulhu, shoggoth, elder gods, gods, horror, slaanesh, sacrifices, discussion2011-10-20 5 
October 2012
21107634Maid Quest: The Life of Master part 33Hito encounter the Chaos Gods who want to turn him into Champion of Chaos against his will.Maid Quest: The Life of Master, Quest, Collective Game, CYOA, Maid, Chaos Gods, Chaos, Khorne, Tzeentch, Slaanesh, Nurgle, Doomrider2012-10-13 2 
21206871Maid Quest: The Life of Master part 34Hito meet one of the Buddhist monk who come to his aid. Now Hito tried to flee from the Chaos Gods.Maid Quest: The Life of Master, Quest, Collective Game, CYOA, Maid, Chaos Gods, Chaos, Tzeentch, Slaanesh, Nurgle, Zombie2012-10-20 1 
21310032Maid Quest: The Life of Master part 35Hito now need to deal with Slaanesh herself as Slaanesh tried to seduce him.Maid Quest: The Life of Master, Quest, Collective Game, CYOA, Maid, Chao Gods, Chaos, Slaanesh, Daemonette2012-10-27 0 
November 2012
21414240Maid Quest: The Life of Master part 36Hito are working his plans to defeat the rest of the Chaos Gods.Maid Quest: The Life of Master, Quest, Collective Game, CYOA, Maid, Chaos Gods, Slaanesh, 2012-11-03 2 
March 2013
23649973Damned Marines I/tg/ continues to attempt to make a corrupted loyalist, xeno-tech-usin' offshoot of the Ultrasmurfs.custom chapter, chapter creation, emperor, space marines, warp, chaos, eldar, slaanesh2013-03-13 6 
January 2014
29449266souls in asseswe discuss whether souls live in asses and what that means for the orksork, bum, butt, ass, soul, slaanesh, eldar, 40k, warhammer, epic, lol, funny, fluff2014-01-12 21 
April 2015
39053805Daemonette QuestOn a quest to host a Tea Party, we meet the Blood God, sexualize tax forms, become massively depressed, and so much more.Collective Game, Daemonette, Slaanesh, Excessive Silly, Lewd, Tea Party, ELH2015-04-01 11 
December 2017
2177010Slaanesh Quest: Chaotic beginningsWe start off with a bang of being born and end with getting a ship.Slaanesh, Soup, NSFW, Slaanesh Quest2017-12-28 2 
January 2018
2192130Slaanesh Quest #2: The balance of pleasure and painwell we took over the ship and now are beginning to corrupt everyone on it, also we have a champion nowSlaanesh, Soup, NSFW, Slaanesh Quest2018-01-08 2 
2218239Slaanesh Quest #3: Damning a planet for fun and profit [NSFW]well we managed to fuck a planet so hard it now is a daemon world. good job people.Slaanesh, Soup, NSFW, Slaanesh Quest2018-01-17 2 
February 2018
2255408Slaanesh Quest #4: The most Dangerous GameWe find and invade a eldar craftworld, now to make it fall without getting killedSlaanesh, Soup, NSFW, Slaanesh Quest2018-02-09 1 
57974535Slaanesh vs. Tenacious ESlaanesh is challenged to a rock-off.Warhammer 40k, Slaanesh, songs, grimdark songwriting2018-02-14 12 
March 2018
2366447HERETICAL CULTIST QUESTSlaaneshi psyker heretic "big dick" Crowley does not into subtlety and meets a bad-end at the hands of a band of freestyling RedemptionistCollective Game, Warhammer 40k, Slaanesh, Chaos, Heresy, Cult, Cultist2018-03-12 1 
2367322HERETICAL CULTIST QUEST REDUXTraitor Guardsman Waltram Reichart welcomes Nurgle's embrace and does his best to spread His sickening love to all corners of an Agri WorldCollective Game, Warhammer 40k, Slaanesh, Chaos, Heresy, Cult, Cultist2018-03-12 5 
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