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2020-11-27: Nothing new to report, just decided to clear out those old status messages. It's probably a good thing that I haven't had to significantly modify the archive in so long that the 'updates' were from 2016. Here's to another... 13 years? Wow.

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August 2008
2449844Codex: Cultistthe guys get shit done and brainstorm for 2 hours on a new codexChaos Cultist2008-08-28 4 
May 2009
4554170Slaaneshi HedonismOne anon requests how to be a real Slaaneshi Cultist. Whether or not this was a joke, an Anonymous poster gives a thought-out, intelligent, and thorough posting on how to BE a true Slaaneshi Cultist.Devian/tg/uy, Hedonism, Slaanesh, Cultist, Cult, warhammer 40K2009-05-14 13 
April 2010
9255563Cultist QuestA cultist is you. How do you serve the dark gods?cultist, quest, warhammer, 40k2010-04-17 12 
9282640Cultist QuestOur dear cultist gets a wire from chaos space marines itching to teleport to the planet. Tasked with turning on the teleporter, he stumbles upon two guardsmen and mindfucks them completely. Woot! "Cultist, Quest, Warhammer, 40k"2010-04-18 10 
9345384Cultist Quest 3Our hero dicks around and attempts to save a pair of cultist t- woman... a lady cultist, and kinda fails but defeats a bunch of guardsman.Cultist, Quest, Warhammer, 40k2010-04-21 10 
October 2010
12561850Symbol LichesWhat starts out as an idea for more abstract phylacteries turns into a group of lichs who created written language, paladins who speak in 1337, and cultists with added alliterative appeal.Lich, letters, symbols, unknown armies, dnd, language, 1337, cultists2010-10-25 13 
April 2011
14486484Slaanesh and his ServantsOP asks for help fluffing out a Slaaneshi cult he has for an upcoming game. /tg/ answers with some truly grotesque things, and some more subtle thingsSlaanesh, fluff, Dark Heresy, cultist2011-04-05 2 
January 2012
17646053Chapter Quest V - SacrificeRising Sons receive report from Onyx about Chaos warband in the Cryptus Sub-Sector. They track it down and engage it in a bloody battle with unforseen conclusion.Collective Game, Quest. Chapter Quest, Chapter Master, Defiler, Chaos, cultist, sacrifice, manly tears, chaplain, Space Marines2012-01-23 13 
July 2013
26143217Stories from the 41st MilleniumA few writefags do 40k stuff, until one blows us away in a "Waiting for Godot 40k" style story.40k, writefaggotry, Ultramarines, Alpha Legion, cultist, Emperor's Children,2013-07-21 9 
May 2014
32349405Possession Quest #2Where Bart learn that we're possessed by a wraith, we learn that we're possessed by a wraith, and we set to meet mad scientists.Possession quest, demon, fantasy, wraith, cultist2014-05-25 6 
January 2015
37105387Capitalizing CthulhuOP proposes a CoC campaign based off Ayn Rand. /tg/ proves itself impossible to troll and Bioshock+Lovecraft, Galt as a Mi-Go trying to lure the "best" of humanity into a trap so he can extract their brains, railroads spelling out the Elder Sign and Yithians complaining about people stealing their technology.Objectivism, Bioshock, CoC, Cthulhu, Lovecraft,Cultists, Campaign Hooks, Better then it sounds,2015-01-01 12 
February 2015
37991793Skaven Civilization Part 1Some skaven slaves manage to free themseves from human cultists who wanted to sacrfice them. They managed to start a village along with some hobbitsCollective Game, skaven, human, cultist, civ, civiization, civ thread, civilization thread, slaves, 2015-02-11 0 
March 2015
39010444Battle-Sister Quest: Thread 8Short thread (sorry). Bella and Alirye arrive at their destination, talk to some civilians, find the heresy, and have several benches tossed at them. Collective Game, Battle-Sister Quest, Adepta Sororitas, Sisters of Battle, Heresy, Inquisition, Forbidden Love, Yuri, Eldar, Dual-wielding, EsperQM, reasonable people, crazy psykers, cultists, spooky artifacts, telekinetically-propelled benches2015-03-29 5 
September 2016
522868DIMINUTIVE DUNGEON DELVERS (Beta) - A succubus' TaleThird installation of the Diminutive Dungeon Delvers story. This time you play as the Succubus , looking to distract yourself from boredomDDD, Diminutive Dungeon Delvers, Succubus, cultist, hell, sneaking, image_Quest, image2016-09-11 3 
556640DIMINUTIVE DUNGEON DELVERS (Beta) - A succubus' Tale part 2Continuation of DDD:AST where you try to run away from Wi'aboo's lair without getting caught.DDD, Diminutive Dungeon Delvers, Succubus, cultist, hell, sneaking, image_Quest, image2016-09-18 1 
591859DIMINUTIVE DUNGEON DELVERS (Beta) - A succubus' Tale part 3Final part of the Succubus Tale. Time to finish your escape and get to the material plane!DDD, Diminutive Dungeon Delvers, Succubus, cultist, hell, sneaking, image_Quest, image, paladin, rogue, mage, wizard, dating, imp, cute, 2016-09-22 1 
November 2016
839553 You are a Warhammer 40k Cultistyou are Thoth Talibah, a former Space Marine. casting aside you faith in the emperor you escape to Zerht 3 to spread the truth of Tzeentch.Harbinger Of Doom, cultist, Tzeentch,2016-11-21 3 
866607You are a Warhammer 40k Cultistonce on Zerht 3 you work to spread your cults powerHarbinger Of Doom, cultist, Tzeentch,2016-11-26 1 
855729 You are a Warhammer 40k Cultist, #2 once on Zerht 3 you work to spread your cults powerHarbinger Of Doom, cultist, Tzeentch,2016-11-26 1 
December 2016
903431Shadowrun Occultist Quest #2We do legwork to find where our target is hiding, and receive an offer from some comedians for a data switch.Shadowrun Occultist Quest, Collective Game, Shadowrun, Redd, Occultist2016-12-19 1 
919515Shadowrun Occultist Quest #3We plan, start, and finish the run, successfully pin blame on Ares, and get a sweet ride out of it.Shadowrun Occultist Quest, Collective Game, Shadowrun, Redd, Occultist2016-12-19 2 
946511Shadowrun Occultist Quest #4We give some psych advice to Rhn, get backstory on Redd, and then go to a concert with the team, Barbie, and her psycho comedian brother.Shadowrun Occultist Quest, Collective Game, Shadowrun, Redd, Occultist2016-12-25 2 
January 2017
970043Shadowrun Occultist Quest #5We figure out and foil The Fool's plan, collect on the bounty from GOD, have a Yithian trip down Time Lane, and go to Bavaria with Rhun.Shadowrun Occultist Quest, Collective Game, Shadowrun, Redd, Occultist, H.P. Lovecraft2017-01-01 1 
992966Shadowrun Occultist Quest #6We get a glimpse of the future, see the Big D's last act, piss off our boss again, then fail to ambush a team of operators.Shadowrun Occultist Quest, Collective Game, Shadowrun, Redd, Occultist, H.P. Lovecraft2017-01-07 1 
1017697Shadowrun Occultist Quest #7We handoff the dream observatory to the Draco Foundation, locate and retrieve a little lost rich girl, then take a trip to Arkham.Shadowrun Occultist Quest, Collective Game, Shadowrun, Redd, Occultist, H.P. Lovecraft2017-01-16 1 
1040639You are a warhammer 40k cultist #1 v2The harbringer of doom returns and with him a new warhammer quest. We now play a brave guardsman descended into the depths of depravit.Slannesh, harbringer of doom, 40k, boot camp, cultists,no pain no gain 2017-01-17 2 
1042958Shadowrun Occultist Quest #8We play cards with some Catholic priests, then take Barbie to scenic Arkham, MA. Her little sis tags along and we try to scare her straight.Shadowrun Occultist Quest, Collective Game, Shadowrun, Redd, Occultist, H.P. Lovecraft2017-01-23 1 
1070323Shadowrun Occultist Quest #9We follow the breadcrumb trail to an early human digitization experiment and release them to the Matrix.Shadowrun Occultist Quest, Collective Game, Shadowrun, Redd, Occultist, H.P. Lovecraft2017-01-29 1 
March 2017
52266243Reasons to worship an evil deityA discussion on cultist motivations and ways to worldbuild them to be more interesting.cultists, cult, motivation, religion, worldbuilding, evil,2017-03-21 10 
1283529The Raid of Carmentia I: A Squire's MettleThe Angels Aurum Chapter stands ready to defend Carmentia against the hordes of Heretics and Cultists Collective Game, 40k, 40K, Warhammer, Space Marines, Chaos, Cults, Cultists, Xenos, Blood Angels, Imperium of Man, Emperor, Chapter Quest2017-03-26 1 
April 2017
1301602The Raid of Carmentia IIA: CerroghostIn the ruins of the Wooden Citadel, Cerroghost, Caen awakes. Alone, lost, and Harried by forces within and without.Collective Game, 40k, 40K, Warhammer, Space Marines, Chaos, Cults, Cultists, Xenos, Blood Angels, Imperium of Man, Emperor, Chapter Quest2017-04-01 1 
May 2017
53104859Same teeth?A thread is made for the appreciation of Cultist-chan, in which the original artist turns up. Also rare Wakfu lewds.Cultist-chan, Colossal Fagot, Mr. Culexus2017-05-12 14 
June 2017
53922267The Patchwork GodA D&D campaign involving a bunch of frankensteinian cultists and their patchwork creation is discussed.frankenstein, mad scientist, divine, deity, cultist, monster, storytime, campaign, adventure hook, D&D, worldbuilding,2017-06-22 5 
March 2018
2366447HERETICAL CULTIST QUESTSlaaneshi psyker heretic "big dick" Crowley does not into subtlety and meets a bad-end at the hands of a band of freestyling RedemptionistCollective Game, Warhammer 40k, Slaanesh, Chaos, Heresy, Cult, Cultist2018-03-12 1 
2367322HERETICAL CULTIST QUEST REDUXTraitor Guardsman Waltram Reichart welcomes Nurgle's embrace and does his best to spread His sickening love to all corners of an Agri WorldCollective Game, Warhammer 40k, Slaanesh, Chaos, Heresy, Cult, Cultist2018-03-12 6 
2381267HERETICAL CULTIST QUEST REDUX PART TWO: ELECTRIC BOOGALOOWaltram, "The Good Doctor" Reichart continues his heretical crusade, and wins a major victory over a minor PDF outpost.Collective Game, Warhammer 40k, Nurgle, Chaos, Heresy, Cult, Cultist2018-03-17 9 
April 2018
58901514modern mythologyA discussion of how post-apocalyptic religions might misinterpret the modern world.worldbuilding, mythology, religion, cultists, cult, future, post-apocalyptic, funny,2018-04-04 2 
May 2020
4207029Labyrinth [Skirmish] Missions 1 & 2Mission 1: [The Nightwatch Begins] sees Dasani Squad taking their first steps into the dungeon. Mission 2: [Maze of Minos]fenster, collective game, collaborative game, skirmish, drones, gynoid, gynoids, dasani squad, labyrinth, cultists, cult, crystals, crystal2020-05-08 0 
4246546Labyrinth [Skirmish] Mission 3Dasani Squad takes on their third region and in no means do they have to retreat and try again. Nosiree.fenster, collective game, collaborative game, skirmish, drones, gynoid, gynoids, dasani squad, labyrinth, cultists, cult, crystals, crystal2020-05-31 0 
August 2020
74454586Space Faith/tg/ discusses and worldbuilds religions for scifi settings.roko's basilisk, simulation hypothesis, singularitarianism, worldbuilding, religion, cultists,2020-08-27 0 
December 2020
76133303Some fa/tg/uys talk about Cultist SimulatorAfter OP shits up the board with yet another 'what if x in 40k' thread, a bunch of anons start discussing the videogame 'Cultist SimulatoCultist Simulator, 40K2020-12-04 3 
4562623Otome Gone Wrong Ch. 16After returning to Austin, Maria learned of Chloe's heretic translation of the holy book and it has spread into large portions of society. Otome, Otome Gone Wrong, Otome QM, Intrigue, Real World Mockery, Academy, God, Schism, Heresy, Cultist2020-12-19 5 
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