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June 2009
4956404Help with glueSomeone glues guardsman pieces to his penisNSFW glue penis guardsman2009-06-21 70 
August 2009
5486355 Eurides Calis/Khorna, psyker-chan/guardsman writefaggeryAnonymous writefag completes the story of Eurides Calis and Khorna, and posts psyker-chan and guardsman story as wellEurides Calis, Khorna, psyker-chan, guardsman, writefaggotry, 40k2009-08-17 0 
August 2010
11530867Guardsman Quest 3Our guardsman goes through a fucked up dream sequence, gets (possibly fake) memories back, and raids the armory finally.Guardsman Quest, Guardsman, Imperial Guard, Quest, Collective Game2010-08-05 4 
11547558Guardsman Quest IVO=In which our noble Guardsman loots the armory, and meets Frank, the elevator Demon. Good times are had, he has a chat with Death, and meets Cog, a techpriest.Guardsman Quest, Quest, Collective Game, Guardsman, Imperial Guard2010-08-06 2 
October 2010
12326310Guardsman Quest Part 1Corporal David Hayter wakes up on a battlefield, finds Private Hal Emmerich, a Long-Las, and a salamander with a girl in it. Brevets himself to Sargent, and starts on their journey.Guardsman Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Imperial Guard, Quest2010-10-04 5 
12350366Guardsman Quest Part 2Sergeant David Hayter and his group reach the rendevous point, discover everyone there is dead, discover that there are other imperial guard on the planet, get two new members to the party, and venture into a Chaos filled city. Meanwhile, the questers deal with an irritating grammar naziGuardsman Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Imperial Guard, Quest2010-10-06 3 
12362034Guardsman Quest Part 3In this session of Guardsman Quest, Evaline is refueled, we kick cultist ass, discover the secrets of Pvt. Katy Perry and Corporal Lucious Keldo, and meet Lieutenant John Keel and his group.Guardsman Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Imperial Guard, Quest2010-10-07 2 
December 2010
13153384Shy GuardsmanThe story of Klightus Sister Bethany.Klightus Sister Bethany Shy Guardsman2010-12-14 67 
13331994Shy Guardsman IIContinuation of the story of of Klightus and Sister BethanyKlightus Sister Bethany Shy Guardsman2010-12-29 29 
January 2011
13444943Shy Guardsman IIIThe story of Klightus and Bethany continues to continueShy Guardsman, Klightus, Bethany, Amaia, Guardsman, Sisters of Battle2011-01-08 27 
13541792Shy Guardsman IVThe final part of Klightus' and Bethany's story.Shy Guardsman, Klightus, Bethany, Amaia, Wiprecht, Guardsman, Sisters of Battle2011-01-16 28 
February 2011
13904170Klightus and Bethany get marriedAt long last, Shy Guardsman gives us the long-awaited account of Klightus and Bethany's wedding. What better day than Valentine's Day to tell the story.Shy Guardsman, Klightus, Bethany, Amaia, Wiprecht, Guardsman, Sisters of Battle2011-02-14 32 
May 2011
15086122Let's make an IG Regiment (Arianius 27th regiment #1)Describing the all female 27th Arianius Regiment of the Imperial Guard. 40k, Guardsman2011-05-28 2 
August 2011
16115726Uplifting Primer 2: The Nid EditionA friendly Guardsmen explains why the Tyranids aren't as scary as we think 40k, nids, tyranids, propaganda, truth, guardsmen, guardsman, imperium, humor, teaching, lessons, informative, IG, Imperial Guard, Imperial Guardsmen2011-08-30 3 
December 2011
17067317Heretical LoveMaximus Decarus the last surviving member of his guardsman unit, must survive, and potentially prosper (in the coin of delicious xenos ass) in a world seemingly out to kill him off specifically.Collective Game, guardsman, xenos, writefagging2011-12-01 28 
July 2012
19817308Guardsman Quest: The fight for Amerigo SecondusIn this quest we take the role on the role of Fineas Edward Line, minor noble man and all around suave motherfucker. The planet gets handed over to the Tau by Governor nixon and Fineas sets off on a quest to defeat the Tau. He meats a gang of feline abhumans, gets recruited by an inquisitor and has nightmares while he's awake.Collective_Game, 40K, Imperial_Guard, Guardsman_Quest, Amerigo_Scondus, Tau, Catgirls, Heresy, Inquisition, Pancakes2012-07-10 10 
19859727GuardsMan Quest: Fight For Amerigo Secondus: Chapter Four: Rallying CryIn this quest we recruit beastmen, Squats, devour our first piece of living tech, Impregnate Anevka, and reccieve the blessing of the omnisiah.Guardsman_Quest, Inquisition, 40k, Imperium, Catgirls, Beastmen, Dark_Age_of_Science, Hunting_Rig, Tau, Underhive, Squats, Collective_Game, Quest2012-07-14 10 
January 2013
22489457City Guardsman Quest 1We are Captain of the City Guard, Varnus Corr, and it is most definitely a Monday. We are inundated with work, the Guard is understaffed, a city noble has gone and 'accosted' the elven ambassador, and we forgot our daughter's birthday.Collective Game, Quest, City Guardsman Quest2013-01-09 5 
22509195City Guardsman Quest part 2We are Captain of the City Guard, Varnus Corr. Investigating is done, we sort out some paper work take a nap and go for drinksCollective Game, Quest, City Guardsman Quest2013-01-10 2 
22564863City Guardsman Quest 3We get a drink at a tavern, find out about a possible bandit mole, get knocked out, imprisoned by the Church, and get experimented on. They really should checked the bottles on their potions, though, and not mixed up "Will Kill The PC" with "Will Grant PC Were-Bear Powers".Collective Game, Quest, City Guardsman Quest2013-01-13 7 
22668478Hormissar Gaunt Part 1The beginning of the tales of Hormissar Gaunt, the legendary commissar.Hormissar Gaunt Quest, Hormissar, Hormissar Gaunt, Tyranid, Guardsman, Imperial, Collective Game, 2013-01-19 25 
22686889Hormissar Gaunt Part 2The Adventures Continue! We have more Steak, more Guardifexes, and more fun!Hormissar Gaunt Quest, Hormissar, Hormissar Gaunt, Tyranid, Guardsman, Imperial, Collective Game, Steak, Guardifex. 2013-01-20 15 
October 2013
27535107Guardsman's Bizzare Adventure ~JoJo's Quest~ 0/tg/ gets a JoJo set up.Collective Game, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, JoJo, JoJo Guardsman Quest, warhammer40k2013-10-02 16 
27575910 Guardsman's Bizzare Adventure ~JoJo's Quest~ 01: "A Guardsman Named 「JoJo」The beginning of the tale of Joachim Joestar begins in the grimdarkness of 40k. Much posing ensures. We befriend a pysker and meet a childhood friendA Guardsman's Bizzare adventure JoJo's Quest, Posing,Collective game, warhammer 40k2013-10-05 25 
27589382Guardsman's Bizzare Adventure ~JoJo's Quest~ 01: "A Guardsman Named 「JoJo」 Part 2In which we Awaken a Stand, chill with the Emprah, and have a commissar go bugfuck insane and kill most of our friens, and meet a foul xeno witch....with a standA Guardsman's Bizzare adventure JoJo's Quest, Posing,Collective game, warhammer 40k, 2013-10-06 23 
27651717Guardsman's Bizarre Adventure 02 Consolations, Hateful Posing, and Flighty Banshees.Collective Game, Guardsman's Bizarre Adventure, Warhammer 40k2013-10-09 24 
27699693Guardsman's Bizarre Adventure 02-2Heretical shirtless bonding and flaming Stands.Collective Game, Guardsman's Bizarre Adventure, Warhammer 40k, 40k2013-10-12 6 
27711165Guardsman's Bizarre Adventure 02-3 Finding a disguise (shirt included), getting everyone ready and the dice seem to be hinting at something. I wonder what that could be? Collective Game, Guardsman's Bizarre Adventure, Warhammer 40k, 40k, Jojo2013-10-13 13 
27739960Guardsman's Bizzare Adventure ~JoJo's Quest~ 03The players come across a horrifying truth: the QM for this Quest is M. Night Shyamalan in disguise.Guardsman's Bizarre Adventure, 40k, Warhammer 40, JoJo, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Collective Game2013-10-15 12 
27818423Guardsman's Bizarre Adventure 03-2FABULOUS RESCUES, Tequila Bottles, and a Stinger.Collective Game, Guardsman's Bizarre Adventure, 40k, Warhammer 40k, JoJo's Quest, JoJo2013-10-20 10 
27891264Guardsman's Bizzare Adventure ~JoJo's Quest~ 04In which we finally have Stand-to-Stand combat. Also more TWEESTS.Guardsman's Bizarre Adventure, 40k, Warhammer 40, JoJo, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Collective Game, Warhammer 40k2013-10-23 11 
28011713Guardsman's Bizarre Adventure 05The gang find themselves in a reproduction of Morioh. WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS ensue. Collective Game, Guardsman's Bizarre Adventure, 40k, Warhammer 40k, JoJo's Quest, JoJo2013-10-30 11 
November 2013
28398048Guardsman's Bizzare Adventure ~JoJo's Quest~ 05 PART 2In which we talk to Mikitaka in detail, and shit happens to the QM.Guardsman's Bizarre Adventure, 40k, Warhammer 40, JoJo, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Collective Game, Warhammer 40k2013-11-21 5 
28457912Guardsman's Bizzare Adventure ~JoJo's Quest~ 05-3You see something you're not supposed to. It soon loses its appeal.Collective Game, Guardsman's Bizarre Adventure, 40k, Warhammer 40k, JoJo's Quest, JoJo2013-11-24 3 
February 2014
30020961Expendable QuestImperial Guardsman fated to die terribly turns out to be not-so-expendable. One-shotcollective_game, 40K, guardsman, Expendable_Quest, one-shot, oneshot2014-02-05 26 
March 2014
30754093What /tg/ does with the drunken sailorWe have discovered a horrifying reality. There are people who have never heard that song and new versions are pitchedSea Shanty, Songs, What Should We Do With The Drunken Sailor, The Drunken fa/tg/uy, Cowardly Guardsman, Muppets Treasure Island2014-03-11 8 
May 2014
31915719A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman QuestWe wake up, find out most of our friends are dead, fail at STANDING (gg team) and join a Lady Inquisitor.A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman, 2014-05-05 34 
31960929A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 2We meet the majority of our team, grab a bite to eat, and may or may not get in a fist fight with Sergeant Zi-I mean Commander Vincent.A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman,2014-05-07 22 
32002078A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 3We manage to win the sparing match with Vincent, finish our tour, and move on to acquire additional dakka.A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman,2014-05-08 20 
32038685A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 4We acquire dakka, pick up a servo skull butler, and get one step closer to starting our first mission.A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman2014-05-11 17 
32126049A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 5We manage to look out for our servo bro and begin to spend our last day before the mission begins and we die horribly. Or something like that.A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman2014-05-15 12 
32163984A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 6We FINALLY kick off the mission, but a mixture of bored players and FUCKING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES causes things to get interesting.A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman2014-05-17 12 
32206170 A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 7We make planet-fall and meet a crazy PDF trooper. The sun sets, the bell tolls, and things start to get... Riddickulous.A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman2014-05-19 12 
32263603A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 8A simple bug hunt turns into a rescue op, and we become Big Damn Hero's. Ignore the agent puddle.A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman2014-05-22 16 
32419406A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 9In the grimdark nightmare of the far future, there is only DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION!A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman2014-05-28 15 
June 2014
32550254A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 10We recover from DDR, fence with the captain, and get our leg fixed before reaching our newest stop.A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman2014-06-04 15 
32635614A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 11A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, GuardsmanA Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman2014-06-07 0 
32693120 A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 12We begin our first undercover work as an agent of the Inquisition and may get roped into Vincent-related trouble.A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman2014-06-11 15 
32800424A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 13We get take a road-trip with a couple badman and meet a (possibly) old friend.A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman2014-06-16 14 
32980621A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 14Though we manage to kill a few gangers and get some guardsmen drunk, all's not well on Sidonas.A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman2014-06-25 11 
July 2014
33128968A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsmen Quest 15We (shockingly) don't get purged by the Inquisitor, and go about gathering a team.A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman2014-07-01 11 
33186276A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsmen Quest 16We prepare for our assault on the gangers, go /k/ for a bit, and have sweet dreams.A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman2014-07-05 11 
33401672A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 17The assault of the gangers occur, and is overall a success, but comes at a cost.A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman2014-07-14 11 
August 2014
34012287A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 18For once we have a dream that's not trying to kill us, and we try to deal with the aftermath of the mission.A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman2014-08-09 11 
34333783The Case of the Missing PsykersThe All-Guardsman Party Returns! A PC is lost, and duct tape is used!All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2014-08-23 123 
34440423A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 19We talk to Roxy, have a service for Dominic, and get lewd with the Inquisitor.A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman2014-08-28 11 
34511309 A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 20 Post-lewd we get details for a new mission, and for once our psyche throws us a bone.A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman2014-08-31 11 
September 2014
34651825A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 21We perhaps push ourselves a bit too much, but keep a stiff upper lip and follow our orders.A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman2014-09-06 12 
34977586 A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 22We manage to convince Christina to give us a chance at being human. However, in return, some tinkering of the psyche may or may not go on.A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman2014-09-20 12 
34985468The All Guardsmen Party and Nubby's GirlfriendThe All Guardsmen Party gets a smokin hot Interrogator and goes to purge some genestealers.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Nubby, Girlfriend, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2014-09-20 116 
October 2014
35283784A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 23We bring Roxy along on our adventure with Delmar, play a few tunes, and meet a new friend.A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman2014-10-03 12 
35461504The All Guardsmen Party Purge Some HereticsThe All Guardsmen Party checks out why a wasteland world hasn't been praising the Emprah.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Crisp, Fallout, Heretic, Heretics, Purge, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2014-10-12 120 
November 2014
35894817A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 24The Gauntlet is run, blackmail is created, and we make an executive call.A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman2014-11-02 11 
35923989The All Guardsmen Party Buys a ShipThe All Guardsmen Party goes to help purchase a used starship. Nothing could possibly go wrong.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Buy, Ship, Occurrence, Border, Nubby, Warp, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2014-11-03 138 
36040439A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 25After waking up we get some foreboding news, take a walk with the Inquisitor, and get out of almost blowing ourselves up.A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman2014-11-09 11 
36182771A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 26We greet Alpha's new arrivals, run into some old friends, and attend a parade.A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman2014-11-16 11 
36338781The All Guardsmen Party Teaches SchoolThe All Guardsmen Party goes to train some fresh recruits how be proper Inquisitorial Goons.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Cutter, School, Teach, Train, Necron, Necrons, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2014-11-23 131 
December 2014
36877879A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 27After a long absence help in an interrogation, find some clues, and meet an old face.A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman2014-12-21 13 
January 2015
37286525A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 28We try to get our head straight after it was knocked for a loop and end up murdering everything.A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman2015-01-11 13 
37339037The All Guardsmen Party and the Super SpyThe All Guardsmen Party teams up with an Interplanetary man of mystery to investigate corruption in the Imperial Guard.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Tink, Deserter, Bane, Fumbles, Necrons, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2015-01-13 139 
37590130A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 29In a mad turn of events we find ourselves finding old things ending, and new things beginning.A Fresh Start (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman2015-01-25 11 
February 2015
38181397The All Guardsmen Party and the Greater GoodThe All Guardsmen Party go to Tau space to track down some vile, xenos-loving traitors.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Tink, Deserter, Bane, Fumbles, Tau, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Greater, Good2015-02-20 150 
March 2015
38376181Changing Times: An (ex)Guardsman QuestWith our return comes answers to old questions and the beginnings of new. As always, not all's well in the Imperium. Or the Antebellum.Changing Times (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman,2015-03-01 12 
38585652Changing Times: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 2Delving into the dark with Melodi, we learn more about Inquisitor Alexi and get invited for a night out on the town.Changing Times (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman,2015-03-10 10 
38699804Changing Times: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 3Following a bit of rough mediating between mother and daughter we hit the town for a few rounds. Hilarity ensues.Changing Times (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman2015-03-15 10 
April 2015
39165875The All Guardsmen Party and the Xenotech Heresy P1The All Guardsmen Party investigates a string planet-wide disappearances.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Aimy, Drone, Mechanicus, Tech-priest, Xenotech, Heretek, Eldar, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2015-04-06 112 
39185203The All Guardsmen Party and the Xenotech Heresy P2The All Guardsmen Party investigates a string planet-wide disappearances.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Aimy, Drone, Mechanicus, Tech-priest, Xenotech, Heretek, Eldar, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2015-04-07 120 
39425500Changing Times: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 4In the aftermath of our night on the town we inspect the damage, as well as speak with a new guest.Changing Times (Quest), Collective Game, 40K, Guardsman2015-04-19 12 
June 2015
40548119Penal Regiment Designation: /tg/ - The Crusade Continues>Our... adept Guardsmen prepare for an attack on a Chaos bakery >The Vostroyan Liaison Officer wants to find the man who stole his sweetheart's picture >The Commissar just gave up >There's some Tallarns around here somewhere doing Emperor knows what A demonic dough monster rises and a lone guardsman makes a brave sacrificeGuardsman Sergeant Joe, Guardsman Lieutenant Joe, Bakers Legion, WarChef Boyzrdees, Guardswoman Kal Teest, Vostroyan Regiment Liaison Alexandr, Tallarn Roughrider Lieutenant Aaliyah, Chimera Sacrifice, Valhalla all shiny and crome, Warhammer 40000, Guardsmen quest, Penal Regiment Designation: /tg/2015-06-12 11 
40533884 Penal Regiment Designation: /tg/ - The Crusade BeginsCommissar Gaurun has the unfortunate task of presiding over the Penal Legion /tg/, and what begins as an innocuous day of alcoholism and heresy soon devolves into a frightful day of pants thieving genestealers, insanity and a full fledged crusade against a chaos bakery.Commissar Gaurun, Weapon Specialist Lyn, Private Lemming, Vostroyan Regiment Liason Alexandr, Jeanstealer, Aaliyah, Ruh, Stephan Meltaman, Guardsman Sergant Joe, Kal Teest2015-06-12 9 
40747009The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Acquisition ExpertsWorking alongside Astartes! Meeting Orks and 'Nids again! Critfails galore! It's episode 12.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Drone, Mechanicus, Tech-priest, Xenotech, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Sarge, Twitch, Nubby, Doc, Tink, Aimy, Interrogator Greg Sargent2015-06-22 128 
August 2015
42204030The All Guardsmen Party Interlude: DewarpA short look into how much of a bitch it is to transport a live Zoanthrope across the galaxy.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Mechanicus, Tech-priest, Zoanthrope, Dewarp, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2015-08-30 82 
October 2015
43288004The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Delivery Experts Part 1The all Guardsmen Party tries to make a simple supply run.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Zoanthrope, Tyranid, Delivery, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2015-10-26 121 
December 2015
43990923The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Delivery Experts Part 2The party slowly limps their way across the galaxy in their shitty ship, while their passenger steadily ruins everything.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Zoanthrope, Tyranid, Delivery, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2015-12-05 80 
44027113The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Delivery Experts Part 2 The SequelThe party slowly limps their way across the galaxy in their shitty ship, while their passenger steadily ruins everything. Part 2.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Zoanthrope, Tyranid, Delivery, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2015-12-07 91 
April 2016
46575971The All Guardsmen Party and the [REDACTED] ConspiracyThe party deals with a conspiracy that threatens them with torture and execution. But mainly execution. All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Zoanthrope, Tyranid, Delivery, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2016-04-10 95 
46600041The All Guardsmen Party and the [REDACTED] Conspiracy Part 1.5The party deals with a conspiracy that threatens them with torture and execution. But mainly execution. Part 1.5 because it's very small.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Demonthrope, Tyranid, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2016-04-10 73 
46864402The All Guardsmen Party and the [REDACTED] Conspiracy Part 2The party deals with a conspiracy that threatens them with torture and execution. But mainly execution.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Demonthrope, Zoanthrope, Tyranid, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2016-04-24 76 
October 2016
50033219The All Guardsmen Party and Inquisitor Asshat's Stupid "Stealth" Mission - Part 1The party prepares to get ready for their new mission, while being hated by their new boss and everyone else.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition,2016-10-31 73 
December 2016
50535024The All Guardsmen Party and Inquisitor Asshat's Stupid "Stealth" Mission - Part 1 ReduxThe party gets on the trail of "The Conspiracy" while having to deal with Sciscitat, his team, and other assorted bullshit.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition,2016-12-05 79 
February 2017
1164033Guardsman Quest #4 Hello Grimdark my old friendwe begin once more with guardsman, heresy and shenanigans ensue. OP still lazy.Guardsman quest, Soup, 40k2017-02-24 2 
July 2017
1623385 Imperial Guardman quest Jorg Brets, a newbie imperial guardsman, gets his first taste of battle on his very first mission. A one off guardsman quest, anons had fun one off, mini quest, Imperial Guardsman, warhammer 40K, catachanon, first quest 2017-07-02 1 
54578358 The All Guardsmen Party and the "Stealth" Mission Part 2The All Guardsmen Party Returns!All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition2017-07-28 52 
54594909The All Guardsmen Party and the "Stealth" Mission Part 3The party assists in the acquisition of a spooky box. All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Adeptus Mechanicus, Inquisition2017-07-29 52 
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