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Archived Threads

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ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
May 2008
176920140k Arbor day editionIn the GRIM and DARK universe of 40k, there is only PHOTOSYNTHESIS.wh40k, orks, derailment2008-05-19 11 
November 2009
6917328Weird Que-NO BEARSHARK QUESTYet another shitty quest thread is derailed by BEARSHARK WHO GETS A MESSAGE FROM GENERAL GIANT SPIDER TELLING HIM TO FIND THE PRESIDENT DAUGHTER. ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH BEARSHARK TO EAT THE PRESIDENT DAUGHTER?epic derail, quest, BEARSHARK FUCK YEAH, president daughter2009-11-29 23 
March 2011
14157022About steak, tapeworms and other thingsConversation about how your characters usually eat, turns into debate about steaks, tapeworm conspiracies, nationalities and rainforestsSteak, Rage, tapeworms, derail2011-03-07 -4 
May 2011
14778980I've never been to /tg/OP asks /tg/ to summarise itself. /tg/ does so, and goes on to discuss Harry Potter, time chess and different flavours of jam, among other things.Derailment, /tg/, what, irony2011-05-01 8 
September 2011
16362820Ten Thousand Dicks for a werewolf gameOP posts some serious hyperbole and suffers for it. Serious thread derailment ensues.Derailment, Werewolf: The Apocalypse, nwod, dicks2011-09-20 33 
16403297Toast toasts toast?In a shining example of one of the classic blunders (Never post an image more interesting than the actual topic), /tg/ argues about toast.toast, derail2011-09-24 17 
16435075Knife Fighting DerailOP tries to compile feelings/events a majority of /tg/ has experienced. It quickly derails into knife fighting over MtG.Knife, Knife Fight, Derail, MtG2011-09-26 12 
October 2011
16596363MegakainOP came to ask a question about warband leadership, but what he didn't expect was a sentient Baneblade with the personality of a bizzaro Ciaphas Cain.Awesome, baneblade, idea, derailed, tank, chaos, ciaphas cain2011-10-11 14 
16633959The Paladin Code of BoxesA naive basemen/tg/uy tries to start a hypothetical discussion about paladin code, but his picture is too interesting for /tg/ to care.derail, paladin, paladin code, funny, classic /tg/, humor, box, boxes, carl sagan, schrodinger2011-10-15 12 
December 2011
17286498Discuss Elder CatharOriginally a discussion of a card. It gets... odd. Quickly.Magic: The Gathering, Thread Derail2011-12-21 6 
March 2012
18314368Imperial Fridge WorldAnon Implies Putting 40k Models in the Fridge. /tg/ derails to discuss condiments.Condiments, 40k, Derail, Papa-N2012-03-13 6 
May 2012
19117954Gaming Club Despot / Economists and EpochsOP begins by asking how to keep his gaming club pure, and is quickly revealed as a god-tier troll. /tg/ responds by derailing into a homebrewed setting where martial arts cults pay homage to the warring gods of Economic Theory.troll, OP, faggot, god-tier, 10/10, rage, derail, tg, /tg/, Economists and Epochs, gaming club, homebrew, setting2012-05-16 22 
July 2012
19951563Matt Ward's DungeonA thread about a woman bound in a dungeon quickly becomes a massive paladin party.paladin, rp, derail, dungeon, white knight2012-07-19 21 
20106572Blue the Looted TauWhat if a young Tau was taken in by an Ork warboss and taught to be orky?Tau, Orkz, Cute Mascot, Derail, Blue, Learning2012-07-30 36 
20112142The Soulfex DerailOP attempts to troll 80's 40k Artwork, and is expertly derailedSoulfex, Derail, 40k2012-07-31 34 
October 2012
21132374Different 40KA shitty ‘what if’ thread takes a turn for the Sbemailtastic.Warhammer 40K, Derail, Strong Bad, Sbemail, Homestar Runner, Musical2012-10-15 14 
21179959/tg/ Goblin healthcareSomeone starts posting creepy fap material. /tg/ derails everything gloriously.Goblin healthcare, Skeletons, Elves still suck, Derailing2012-10-18 45 
November 2012
21501734Archetypal Fantasy MagicStarts about barefoot characters; /tg/ makes it about magic done by following an archetype like the warrior, the mage, or the thief.Fantasy, World Building, Derailed, /tg/ gets shit done2012-11-09 9 
21662853Old Man Henderson ReduxA screencaps thread turns into a retelling of Old Man Henderson by another of the playersstorytime, crazy shit, Old Man Henderson, Waffle House Millionaire, Cthulhu, plot derailment2012-11-20 27 
December 2012
22212416O Accursed Ones - A Yahweh TaleA tripfag derails a thread into mocking him like a fool in the stocks.Troll, tripfag, derailment, 40k2012-12-25 17 
January 2013
22605710/tg/ tries to play chess.Someone comes with a game of chess, /tg/ acts like it always does. The battle of the century ensues. Down with White!chess, /tg/, stupid, boardgame, derail2013-01-15 10 
22788717The Legions of Earth/tg/ helps allay the fears of a concerned brother. Then it proceeds to prove just how ridiculously far they can derail a threadPolandball, Abbadon, failure, derail, daemonette, discussion, First Founding, 40k, wut2013-01-25 10 
22781206Fixing Naruto as an RPG settingWhat starts as a question about using Legends of the Wulin for a Naruto RPG ends in a thorough discussion on how to fix its many problems to make it work as a setting, as well as commentary on other shonen series and their strenght as a possible RPG settinghomebrew, shonen, thread derailment, Naruto, One Piece, Soul Eater, setting discussion2013-01-26 5 
February 2013
22987519Oh shit zombies!The OP attempts to have a horror based quest, but after multiple commands to rape things, scraps the tone but keeps the setting.Collective Game, Zombies, Rogue, Failed Rapist, Horror, Derailment2013-02-05 2 
June 2013
25533767Lamia Daughter Quest 64I think Mario has a cameo somewhere.Collective Game, Lamia Quest, Ssen, EchoGarrote, Lamia Daughter Quest, Lesbians, ERP, Entomophilia, Vanity, thats at least two Paladin Threads you fuckers have derailed now, 2013-06-19 23 
July 2013
26215956/tg/ does scienceAnon starts That Guy thread. Other anons find the OP pic hot and commence scienceing to find out why.SCIENCE!, Classic Blunder, derail, funny, why boner, seeking answer to why boner, Soul Eater, Maka, bonerology2013-07-24 43 
August 2013
26394297Last night I bondburgered your sisterSome poor sap thinks he can post a puzzle with no solution alongside an M:tG question. He can't.Classic Blunder, Land War in Asia, derail2013-08-02 52 
26529711That Guy Ruins Psion CampaignA GM tells a player to minmax or gtfo, so along comes a wizard that destroys the universe.Psions, Henderson, 2 full Hendersons, full Henderson, Henderson, That Guy, That, Guy, asshat, plot derailment, total plot derailment, TPK, plot, derailment, rocks fall2013-08-09 43 
26617086Cubed Egg DerailOP requests advice on what system to use for no/light combat in RPGs, but falls victim to one of the classic blunders.land war in asia, why would I cube an egg, combat light rpg, thread derail2013-08-14 12 
September 2013
27429855/tg/ tries to play Chess... againA continuation of the former adventures of /tg/ and a grim look into the reality that is how little we know about this fucking gamechess, /tg/, boardgame, stupid, derail2013-09-26 22 
November 2013
28509027/tg/'s Bleach OC's"ITT: /tg/ shows off its Bleach OC's"derail, pun, bleach, stains, never change /tg/2013-11-26 20 
January 2014
29772158Path of War & Psionics. Or: The platonic ideal of Sword.OP shares Dreamscarred's Path of War book. Anon explains the deliciousness of the Soulknife Swordsage. Much discussion and planning ensues.psionics, pathfinder, path of war, tome of battle, swords, stat me, Fate/Stay Night, magic, galorion, mecha barbarians, martial arts, swordsage, monk, soulknife, dreamscarred press, preview, complete psionics, wilder, win, attempted derail, D&D, fluff, d202014-01-26 5 
February 2014
30205783Romance Quest Part Off The RailsA poor attempt at a weeaboo quest thread is derailed into BLOOD AND THUNDER!Collective Game, Derail, Romance Quest2014-02-13 12 
30479598Check out my minotaur/Classic BlunderOP commits the classic blunder of posting an image more interesting than his topic. Elf, Derail, Edits2014-02-25 68 
March 2014
31082498Philosophy of Donut Justice'Why not paladin' thread, derailed into donut-based explanations of philosophyDonut, philosophy, paladin, derail, LG2014-03-26 5 
April 2014
31538422The Fire died, but the Heat RemainsWhat originally started as a troll thread got derailed into an amazing desert worldbuilding thread.Worldbuilding, derail, Black Spires2014-04-17 27 
May 2014
32061103/tg/ scanlates Orc&Elf comic, derailment ensues/tg/ being /tg/, after /a/ turned out to be unproductive. Scanlation, interpretation and maggot-infested vaginas.derail, elf, orc, comic, doujinshi, doctors feeling physically ill, nostalgia2014-05-11 32 
July 2014
33524730Tass vs. ShadowrunA Shadowrun tale involving a hacker, a rogue AI, and the complete collapse of the Sixth World Economy. (ctrl+f Bloodworx)shadowrun, pink mohawk, tass, derailment, henderson2014-07-20 26 
October 2014
35703690A tired GM's taleSleep-deprived GM recounts his less than logical ploy to make his players move the plot via magical realm. Things do not go as planned.Storytime, magical realm, loli, john cleese, rhyming, history, psychology, derail2014-10-23 11 
January 2015
37291725The Order of the AlmondOP posts a trollish "you get a slave, wat do?" thread. /tg/ derails it into worldbuilding a paladin order and religion based around the worship of almonds.derailed thread, derail, funny, almonds, nuts, peanuts, nutcracker, paladins, ethics, slavery, tg cannot stay on topic,2015-01-11 21 
May 2015
39758713Guardsman UniverseWhat started as a "Excuse me,..." thread derailed with INFINITE GUARDSMEN. Many lulz were had40k, derailment, guardsmen2015-05-06 44 
September 2015
42223723Mongolian Queer Literature and Techno discussionsA mary-sue thread is derailed into talk about Mongolian Queer literature and Mongolian Queer Techno. It is glorious.Mongolian queer literature, mongolian queer techno, mary sue, derailment2015-09-01 15 
42687766Desolation Quest 1A farmboy loses his family, his hometown, and buries them alongside his ability to give a fuck. Already dead inside, when death comes for him a 1-in-100 chance forces the QM to discard most of their notes.desolation quest, collective game, dice gods, derailment, off the rails, death, grim reaper2015-09-24 64 
April 2016
46613644How to roleplay a cleric of Bane/tg/ gives a thorough, informative answer to a question about roleplaying a devout follower of the Black Hand.humor, derail, baneposting, master plan, dnd, d&d, bane2016-04-12 13 
June 2016
47677551Wierd Fantasy AmericaOP posts a map of the US and asks which state is best for urban fantasy. /tg/ just draws new states/countries over that map instead.fantasy, america, derail, setting2016-06-09 13 
June 2017
53757201quantum physics, nuclear waste waste disposal and succubiA Magical Realm is derailed into a discussion of thermodynamics, atomic waste disposal and Satan weaponizing the heat death of the universe.derail, succubi, succubus, thermodynamics, heat death, entropy, quantum physics, nuclear waste,2017-06-12 2 
October 2017
55845421Philosophical TrolleysWhat would have been a thread about a villain keeping out the PCs with philosophical puzzles gets derailed... By the Trolley Problem.trolley problem, philosophy, thread derailed, but the thread is still on the rails2017-10-14 12 
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