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2015-02-04: Due to overwhelming size, .pdf files are no longer supported.

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2016-05-23: Searching tags or titles/descriptions now includes results from both /tg/ and /qst/ archives, which should make it easier for QMs to maintain continuity between boards.

Archived Threads

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ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
January 2009
3399721Junk in the TrunkAn anon requests assistance in ideas concerning a player retiring a character that is in love with a Dryad. Dendrophilia and bad tree puns soon follow.dryads, puns, Dendrophilia2009-01-14 6 
February 2009
3798718Khornie sayingsIf at first you dont succeed, BLOOD FOR BLOOD GOD40k, Khorne, Puns2009-02-24 7 
March 2009
4050748Pun MagicAnonymous created an awesome character idea - Victor "The Sorcelator" Quaid, a wizard who casts entirely in Schwarzenegger-esque puns. The rest of /tg/ joins the fun.Victor Quaid, Sorcelator, wizard, puns, Schwarzenegger2009-03-23 17 
May 2009
4454272excelent character sayings a thread about sayings that devolves into punspuns lines saying 2009-05-02 2 
August 2009
5331632Earth Elemental Lovin'What happens when an Earth Elemental falls in love with a PC? Puns. LOTS of puns.elemental, romance, puns, D&D2009-08-04 5 
January 2010
7668480Pokemon Book TitlesFamous book titles with pokemon insertedpuns, pokemon2010-01-20 3 
April 2010
9221814turbo puns!tg shows that they are still masters of monsterously bad punsdragon, puns2010-04-17 5 
May 2010
9632490Three hundred and sixty degrees of punch!Begins as thread about stupid player decisions and statements. Offhand comment quickly gives rise to Ball of Arms Man, many-handed hero of the hour!roleplaying, Roleplay, characters, puns2010-05-06 57 
August 2010
11633488Worst DMsThread starts strong, then begins to stall. Then anon tells about his former flaming failure of a GM.Gming, worst, puns, more puns, discussion2010-08-12 17 
October 2011
16552533That DrowThat guy trolls his DM and it turns out epicPuns, That Guy2011-10-08 9 
October 2012
20952162Zerg Quest CVIThe battle continues, except for when we're busy making silly puns. The battle waits for puns.Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Puns, /tg/ dice, botched nat 20, double 11s, Khas pops out of a cake, STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY REALITY2012-10-02 7 
May 2013
24981083Lamia Daughter Quest 52Ssen and company have a snooty highfalutin dinner with Mab, Uncle Julian, Comedy, and several zombies. Collective Game, Lamia Quest, Ssen, EchoGarrote, Lamia Daughter Quest, Dawnchasers, Caligo Clarus, Leviathan, PunStorm2013-05-23 22 
June 2013
25329296Paladin falls, puns ensueTg gets clever about a defenstrated paladinpaladin, fall, puns2013-06-10 25 
25717468You are an Asshole in the futureSome runners prefer stealth. some, seduction. others hacking. You, on the other hand prefer style which is why you just dropkicked a guy out a windowCollective Game, future asshole, you are a dick, net gain, shadowrun, corp, megacorp, 80s action movie, puns2013-06-30 51 
July 2013
25864623What if you were a skeleton?/tg/ discusses their skeletal plans. Lulz and screaming forevers are had.skeleton, puns, funny, screaming forever, 2spooky, undead2013-07-07 20 
26349480Flora WarsOl' Flora Wars is rooted back out and spruced up.flora wars, puns2013-07-31 6 
December 2013
28657261Digger QuestBass Tremble wants to be a digger. But he needs money. Unfortunately he instead finds a man named Metalman, a Giant Purple Refractor with a prize inside, Pirates, and torture! This is ether the start of an adventure, or a legend. Digger Quest, Collective Game, Megaman Legends, Megaman, Pirates, Bass, Treble, Puns, Airships, Ocean, Adventure2013-12-05 17 
28696636Digger Quest: Chapter 2Bass attempts to escape from a pirate ship! How the players forget one important thing; In Megaman Legends, there must always be a crash landing. Digger Quest, Collective Game, Megaman Legends, Megaman, Pirates, Bass, Treble, Puns, Airships, Ocean, Adventure2013-12-07 14 
28838955Digger Quest: Chapter 3Bass gets a Digger's License and gains an ally! He gets ready to go on his first dig, but takes it slow and prepares. He has a good time with his new found friend and we learn of his one true fear...Digger Quest, Collective Game, Megaman Legends, Megaman, Pirates, Bass, Treble, Puns, Airships, Ocean, Adventure2013-12-14 14 
28985042Digger Quest: Chapter 420's Galore! Bass Digs in his first ruin, uncovers a Refractor, and fights with a fearsome foe...Digger Quest, Collective Game, Megaman Legends, Megaman, Pirates, Bass, Treble, Puns, Airships, Ocean, Adventure2013-12-21 14 
January 2014
29295883Digger Quest: Chapter 5We awake and learn many things. Dicks are punched, enemies are made, friends are enlightened, and we come to question the very nature of our greatest enemy. Oh and we totally forgot it was our birthday tomorrow.Digger Quest, Collective Game, Megaman Legends, Megaman, Pirates, Bass, Treble, Puns, Airships, Ocean, Adventure2014-01-06 12 
29631930Digger Quest: Chapter 6Bass convinces Cruiser to turn his beloved AE86 into a amphibious gun touting death machine. He enters the first of the islands three remaining ruins, fights metal crocodiles, and levels up. Digger Quest, Collective Game, Megaman Legends, Megaman, Pirates, Bass, Treble, Puns, Airships, Ocean, Adventure2014-01-20 12 
February 2014
29948682Digger Quest: Chapter 7Bass continues to explore the Bronze Tower! Keys are found, bodies are discovered, and limbs are nearly lost! Will Bass find treasure awaiting him or will he only find sorrow and death?Digger Quest, Collective Game, Megaman Legends, Megaman, Pirates, Bass, Treble, Puns, Airships, Ocean, Adventure2014-02-02 14 
29972934Digger Quest: Chapter 8Bass single-handedly fights a city-destroying Reaverbot, decides to waterproof his gun, and buys crappy gifts for his friends.Digger Quest, Collective Game, Megaman Legends, Megaman, Pirates, Bass, Treble, Puns, Airships, Ocean, Adventure, No Seriously Bass Is Really Bad At Picking Out Gifts2014-02-03 12 
30281809Digger Quest: Chapter 8.5Bass goes shopping and does some research at an old ass library. Thread stops short due to shitty OP internet connection during a storm.Digger Quest, Collective Game, Megaman Legends, Megaman, Pirates, Bass, Treble, Puns, Airships, Ocean, Adventure2014-02-17 10 
March 2014
30590811Digger Quest: Chapter 9Bass gets his gear and attempts to go to the Silver Tower, but is forced to retreat. He goes searching for a job and gets to search for lost kittens. Word of a murder catches his ear and things taken an unusual turn...Digger Quest, Collective Game, Megaman Legends, Megaman, Pirates, Bass, Treble, Puns, Airships, Ocean, Adventure2014-03-03 10 
30853082Digger Quest: Chapter 10Bass is forced to take kittens home as a women is taken into police custody. He tries to find leads on who the real killer is, but ends up fighting a deadly sniper. He confronts the local militia general and things become heated. Digger Quest, Collective Game, Megaman Legends, Megaman, Pirates, Bass, Treble, Puns, Airships, Ocean, Adventure2014-03-16 10 
30873380Digger Quest: Chapter 11Bass is sent to the hospital and learns he might not entirely be human. He asks Tom for additional weapons and pays Hunter a visit, only to be attacked by a ridiculous looking robot.Digger Quest, Collective Game, Megaman Legends, Megaman, Pirates, Bass, Treble, Puns, Airships, Ocean, Adventure2014-03-17 10 
June 2014
32550270Ryukuza QuestA largely light hearted Quest about Dragon Girls and Their Insane Families. Really light hearted and utterly rediculous.dragongirls, oni, puns, elementals, collective game, insanity, comedy, 2014-06-04 21 
November 2014
36485004The Alliteration ArmadaWhat starts as an Oglaf thread quickly turns into /tg/ assembling the greatest armada of sexual ships and salty seamen the world has ever seen.funny, ships, innuendo, dirty jokes, seamen, alliteration, puns, boats2014-11-30 23 
March 2016
46244963Humerus SpooksWhat starts with rib tickling skeleton puns and one liners turns epic with one anon's stories of playing as a skeleton in full plate armorD&D, skeletons, lol, story time, puns, bones, spooky, rattle, epic, humerus2016-03-26 39 
March 2017
52051558What's in a Name?> Play a thief / > DM won't let you name your character Nick Stuff.puns, funny, names2017-03-08 16 
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