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Archived Threads

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ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
July 2009
5265013Tarsus, Venerable DreadnaughtThe Gentle Writefag presents a most excellent short tale about an Imperial Fist Venerable Dreadnaught that fought during the Horus Heresy. Man Tears floweth forward.Writefaggotry, Story Time, Awesome, Warhammer 40k, Space Marines2009-07-26 7 
October 2009
6390184Time Travel Campagin pt 2Contiuation of a previously archived campagin. The heros make their way to the Dark Ages, and eventually encounter FaeTime Travel, Campagin Log, Story Time, Fae, Bhargest, Pregnancy, Seelie, Unseelie, Wolf, Evil Robot Ghandi2009-10-23 3 
November 2009
6899036Stupid Players, DM SMASH!Namefag free story time, on par with WW's best.story time, dick moves, DM hate2009-11-28 5 
6929120Insanely awesome things your party has doneA decent collection of storiesstory time2009-11-30 2 
February 2010
8253679Rogue god among menA riveting tale of a Machiavellian players ambitions and the incredible outcomestory time, laser nipples, cabbage sex2010-02-24 15 
July 2010
11158582Suicide man returnsSuicide man is back with another session, and unlike others, doesn't draw out the story time like an attention whore.Suicide, Suicide man, gurps, funny, story, story time2010-07-16 8 
March 2011
1425243930 Meter Murphy's Tales of the Warp Pt 3: Bonk's AdventureThe Rogue Trader crew cleans out the rest of an ork infestation on a new colony through an ingenious use of mind control and precision bombardment. Then there's a misunderstanding with the Adeptus Mechanicus.Story Time, Rogue Trader, 40K2011-03-15 0 
1435117330 Meter Murphy's Tales of the Warp Pt 4: The Molestation of Vorgen ThayleThe Rogue Trader crew Veer into the strange of space and all blame is focused on the Eldar. Story Time, Rogue Trader, 40K2011-03-24 0 
April 2011
14399679The Tale of an Industrious Rogue"DM Kroft" expands (slowly) upon the tale of a rogue, his party, and their highly industrious insanity. Pathfinder, storytime, writefag, story time2011-04-01 33 
14755334Tabletop 'NOPE' MomentsOP invites /tg/ to post tales from their game tables which have made them 'nope'. One tale from CoC in particular captures /tg/'s attention.Call of cthulhu, CoC, nope, scary, terrifying, story time, stories2011-04-29 10 
May 2011
14785908Humanity Story TimeOP tells the story of how he brings A GM and a Game store worker together and brings a party down.Humanity fuck Yeah, Story Time, Zarus2011-05-02 16 
14865918Rogue Trader StorytimeRogue Trader Story time with Enterprise-level disregard for red shirt lives.40k, Rogue Trader, Story Time2011-05-09 5 
15009660Time Travel CampaignsA thread for stories about time travel in people's games takes a turn for the epic when a stranger tells a heart-wrenching story about Asmodeus the Paladin. /tg/ weeps, and then someone who may or may not be the writer reveals a terrible secret, leaving /tg/ feeling confused and slightly inspired.time, time travel, story time, storytime, story, paladin, asmodeus, writefaggotry, manly tears2011-05-22 8 
October 2011
16533524Zombie Bugs 2OP continues and finishes the storyKythons, Vestiges, Story Time, Campaign journal2011-10-06 14 
16543966The New Emprasque storiesSomeone else returns with more tales of our favorite orange ruler of the imperiumTerrasque, Emprah, Warhammer, 40k, writfag, story time, Someone else2011-10-06 22 
16737695Divine Intervention (Greek Gods are That Guy)Tales of interfering deities. Ancient Greek DMs suckgods, that guy, story time2011-10-26 5 
January 2012
17531839That Guy Called HalflingOP makes a THAT GUY thread, but dominates it with his own stories of Halfling; a man apparently fine outside games, but a bitch in themthat guy, that, guy, halfling, story, storytime, story time, pokemon, 40k, bitch, rule bending, rules, min-maxing, min maxing, minmaxing, minmax, highschool, high school, poke mon2012-01-14 7 
17639463Disappointing FantasySeries of short tales starting with standard fantasy tropes ending in disappointment and mediocrity. Highly amusing.disappoint, story, story time, mediocrity, disappointment2012-01-23 14 
February 2012
17876771Dowjin storytellingDaies, Hitsito, Stefan, Epic Game, DnDStory Time2012-02-09 5 
18004136Today I must become That GuyIn which OP requests tips for becoming That Guy, is mocked for it, and proceeds to demonstrate that indeed he was justified in his request with a tale of horror.That Guy, story time2012-02-19 52 
March 2012
18208330The Tale of Barry BanjoOP recites the amazing tale of his current Engine Hearts campaign, including an animatronic banjo bear.Engine Heart, story time, banjo bear, funny2012-03-05 13 
April 2012
18857254Tales of the CommonsIn which the writefags spin tales of commoners spurned, commoners triumphant.Storytime, Commoner, Story time, Blacksmith's Daughter, Baker's Daughter, Blacksmith2012-04-25 12 
September 2012
20582259Starksy and Hutch meet vampiresAmusing story of how a player on a whim created a pair of characters for his friend, proceeded to have fun and wreck an average "serious" WoD gameStory time, funny, WoD, Cops, funny2012-09-03 25 
20852968TeeGee Harem Knights, Vol. 16In which new stories are told, some canon some not so much,TeeGee, Harem Knights, Ears, Waifu, Colective story time,2012-09-25 4 
20866609TeeGee Harem Knights, Vol. 17Joint stories and new characters emerge, GearHeart writes eroticaHarem Knights, Ears, writefaggotry, Waifus, ear rub, worldbuilding, TeeGee, Colective story time,2012-09-27 4 
October 2012
21086394TeeGee Harem Knights Vol. 25More succubus shenanigans and slavers take Shacklebane's eyeHarem Knights, Ears, writefaggotry, Waifus, ear rub, worldbuilding, TeeGee, Colective story time, monstergirls2012-10-13 1 
21196892Choose your PrincessAn OP image with simple sprites and simpler stats leads into a frenzy of greentext princess adventuresPrincesses, Story Time, God I Wish This Was A Real Game2012-10-21 10 
21238842Princess Game DiscussionFollow up to the "Choose Your Princess" thread to discuss potential /tg/ creations.Princesses, Story Time, Discussion, Game Creation2012-10-23 5 
January 2013
22678115That Guy ThreadAdorable lamia clerics of the sun, exploding droids, dumbass barbarians, and more!That Guy Thread, guy, that,story time, story, time, characters, game, lamia, barbarian, star wars, droid2013-01-20 8 
February 2013
22993614#MyMagicalRealms dark secretsDrama of the highest sort in the ERP community, as someone reveals the scandalous That GM actions of the leader of #MyMagicalRealm and the tale of highest asshattery.Story time, awesome, Dickery, That DM, ERP, IRC, DRAMA, OHGODTHEDRAMA2013-02-06 6 
23367298Siblings Yvarai Correspondence Houses of the Blooded fluff story, in a long, fascinating series of lettersstory time, Houses of the Blooded, letters, fluff, intrigue2013-02-25 18 
May 2013
24887437The Necromatic CheesemongerA thread about how cheese plays into games results in some epic story time about a Necromancer's cheese mongering empirestory time, necromancer, necromancy, cheese2013-05-18 79 
24933926The Adventures of Nyte ForceOP shares the story of his train wreck of a session. Magical things happen.Story Time, Mutants & Masterminds, Impact2013-05-20 12 
June 2013
25604933The Tale of Solaron part 1The story of an incredibly naive and friendly Yuan Ti on his path to becoming a bard.Solaron, yuan ti, bard, story time, writefaggotry, snake man2013-06-23 60 
25619615Supernatural session story time A DM with a devoted group comes to tell the story of his best session ever to /tg/, and get ideas for the questline. /tg/ enjoys and obliges. horror, supernatural, dm, gm, story time, 2013-06-24 22 
25643581The Tale of Solaron part 2The story of Solaron continues as he makes a new friend and continues on his path to adventure.Solaron, yuan ti, bard, story time, writefaggotry, snake man2013-06-25 36 
25661148The Tale of Solaron part 3Solaron's path to friendship and adventure continues.Solaron, yuan ti, bard, story time, writefaggotry, snake man2013-06-26 29 
25720831The Tale of Solaron part 4Solaron and party continue their exploration of the ruin, and run into unexpected company.Solaron, yuan ti, bard, story time, writefaggotry, snake man2013-06-29 26 
July 2013
25795259The Tale of Solaron part 5Solaron and company set out to hunt a master thief.Solaron, yuan ti, bard, story time, writefaggotry, snake man2013-07-03 25 
25833190The Tale of Solaron part 6Solaron and company continue their hunt for the thief plaguing the city.Solaron, yuan ti, bard, story time, writefaggotry, snake man2013-07-05 24 
25881460Tales of Deathwatch FuckeryIn which most of a party comes in to reflect on the hilarity that is their group while the DM begs for a drink.Story Time2013-07-08 6 
25913736The Tale of Solaron part 7Solaron reunites with his friends before being pulled into another adventure.Solaron, yuan ti, bard, story time, writefaggotry, snake man2013-07-09 24 
26032174The Tale of Solaron part 8Solaron and company retrieve some stolen property, but things are more complicated than they thought.Solaron, yuan ti, bard, story time, writefaggotry, snake man2013-07-15 23 
26115959The Tale of Solaron part 9The reception begins, and Solaron gets himself in deeper trouble.Solaron, yuan ti, bard, story time, writefaggotry, snake man2013-07-19 22 
26254625The Tale of Solaron part 10The reception continues, and Solaron discovers that things are more complicated then they seemed.Solaron, yuan ti, bard, story time, writefaggotry, snake man2013-07-26 20 
26287474The Tale of Solaron part 11Solaron continues his investigation into the mystery surrounding the staff.Solaron, yuan ti, bard, story time, writefaggotry, snake man2013-07-28 20 
August 2013
26393933The Tale of Solaron part 12The investigation comes to a close, and Solaron learns the truth surrounding the staff.Solaron, yuan ti, bard, story time, writefaggotry, snake man2013-08-02 15 
26453749The Tale of Solaron part 13In the aftermath of the showdown over the staff, Solaron and Co. plan their next move.Solaron, yuan ti, bard, story time, writefaggotry, snake man2013-08-05 14 
26565579OP brings storytime.OP tells a freeform role play experience he had, about the brawler Edgardo, who after pissing off generic_anime_person#infinity has to ally himself with the other misfits just to survive.story time, free form, role play, Edgardo, A Guy Called Squid, Goldnharl2013-08-11 267 
September 2013
27292905Captain DicebeardOP meets a GMing pirate and asks /tg/ if he should continue playing. /tg/ states the obvious: DO IT FAGGOT!Captain, Dicebeard, GMing, Crazy, Awesome, Funny, Story Time2013-09-18 25 
October 2013
27675147Level 0 Peasants vs 5 RatsWe knew they were still inside, the chewing.. The terrible chewing. How did they get out of the basement? we had, in our previous lives, forgotten to close the door behind us.Level 0, Story time, DM, Evil, Bear trap, Peasants, TPK 2013-10-10 103 
January 2014
29408308Lights Out GamingA storytime thread wherein OP begins to tell us about tabletop gaming with an excellent if socially maladjusted group. OP then dies of food poisoning.story time, vikings, homebrew, fate, fudge, arts and crafts, that guy, food poisoning2014-01-11 10 
April 2014
31674272A crazy PC's memorialA tribute to a good friend and crazy players like him. Story time, Storytime, awesome, crazy, crazy shit, D&D, Mage, lulz, epic, /tg/ 2014-04-24 10 
August 2014
344180951st Alaran Penal LegionTG tried to make IG regiments, first rsult is a Sororita without the funding Second one is the magnificent bastards of 1st Alaran Penal LegionWarhammer 40k, Imperial Guard, Story time, Writefag2014-08-27 4 
December 2014
36536350Petyr the War BeagleThe story of Petyr the War BeagleStory time, hero dog2014-12-03 45 
March 2016
46244963Humerus SpooksWhat starts with rib tickling skeleton puns and one liners turns epic with one anon's stories of playing as a skeleton in full plate armorD&D, skeletons, lol, story time, puns, bones, spooky, rattle, epic, humerus2016-03-26 40 
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