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July 2009
5265013Tarsus, Venerable DreadnaughtThe Gentle Writefag presents a most excellent short tale about an Imperial Fist Venerable Dreadnaught that fought during the Horus Heresy. Man Tears floweth forward.Writefaggotry, Story Time, Awesome, Warhammer 40k, Space Marines2009-07-27 7 
October 2009
6390184Time Travel Campagin pt 2Contiuation of a previously archived campagin. The heros make their way to the Dark Ages, and eventually encounter FaeTime Travel, Campagin Log, Story Time, Fae, Bhargest, Pregnancy, Seelie, Unseelie, Wolf, Evil Robot Ghandi2009-10-23 3 
November 2009
6899036Stupid Players, DM SMASH!Namefag free story time, on par with WW's best.story time, dick moves, DM hate2009-11-28 5 
6929120Insanely awesome things your party has doneA decent collection of storiesstory time2009-11-30 2 
February 2010
8253679Rogue god among menA riveting tale of a Machiavellian players ambitions and the incredible outcomestory time, laser nipples, cabbage sex2010-02-24 15 
July 2010
11158582Suicide man returnsSuicide man is back with another session, and unlike others, doesn't draw out the story time like an attention whore.Suicide, Suicide man, gurps, funny, story, story time2010-07-16 8 
March 2011
1425243930 Meter Murphy's Tales of the Warp Pt 3: Bonk's AdventureThe Rogue Trader crew cleans out the rest of an ork infestation on a new colony through an ingenious use of mind control and precision bombardment. Then there's a misunderstanding with the Adeptus Mechanicus.Story Time, Rogue Trader, 40K2011-03-15 0 
1435117330 Meter Murphy's Tales of the Warp Pt 4: The Molestation of Vorgen ThayleThe Rogue Trader crew Veer into the strange of space and all blame is focused on the Eldar. Story Time, Rogue Trader, 40K2011-03-24 0 
April 2011
14399679The Tale of an Industrious Rogue"DM Kroft" expands (slowly) upon the tale of a rogue, his party, and their highly industrious insanity. Pathfinder, storytime, writefag, story time2011-04-01 33 
14755334Tabletop 'NOPE' MomentsOP invites /tg/ to post tales from their game tables which have made them 'nope'. One tale from CoC in particular captures /tg/'s attention.Call of cthulhu, CoC, nope, scary, terrifying, story time, stories2011-04-29 10 
May 2011
14785908Humanity Story TimeOP tells the story of how he brings A GM and a Game store worker together and brings a party down.Humanity fuck Yeah, Story Time, Zarus2011-05-02 17 
14865918Rogue Trader StorytimeRogue Trader Story time with Enterprise-level disregard for red shirt lives.40k, Rogue Trader, Story Time2011-05-09 5 
15009660Time Travel CampaignsA thread for stories about time travel in people's games takes a turn for the epic when a stranger tells a heart-wrenching story about Asmodeus the Paladin. /tg/ weeps, and then someone who may or may not be the writer reveals a terrible secret, leaving /tg/ feeling confused and slightly inspired.time, time travel, story time, storytime, story, paladin, asmodeus, writefaggotry, manly tears2011-05-22 8 
October 2011
16533524Zombie Bugs 2OP continues and finishes the storyKythons, Vestiges, Story Time, Campaign journal2011-10-06 16 
16543966The New Emprasque storiesSomeone else returns with more tales of our favorite orange ruler of the imperiumTerrasque, Emprah, Warhammer, 40k, writfag, story time, Someone else2011-10-07 22 
16737695Divine Intervention (Greek Gods are That Guy)Tales of interfering deities. Ancient Greek DMs suckgods, that guy, story time2011-10-27 5 
January 2012
17531839That Guy Called HalflingOP makes a THAT GUY thread, but dominates it with his own stories of Halfling; a man apparently fine outside games, but a bitch in themthat guy, that, guy, halfling, story, storytime, story time, pokemon, 40k, bitch, rule bending, rules, min-maxing, min maxing, minmaxing, minmax, highschool, high school, poke mon2012-01-14 7 
17639463Disappointing FantasySeries of short tales starting with standard fantasy tropes ending in disappointment and mediocrity. Highly amusing.disappoint, story, story time, mediocrity, disappointment2012-01-23 14 
February 2012
17876771Dowjin storytellingDaies, Hitsito, Stefan, Epic Game, DnDStory Time2012-02-10 5 
18004136Today I must become That GuyIn which OP requests tips for becoming That Guy, is mocked for it, and proceeds to demonstrate that indeed he was justified in his request with a tale of horror.That Guy, story time2012-02-19 53 
March 2012
18208330The Tale of Barry BanjoOP recites the amazing tale of his current Engine Hearts campaign, including an animatronic banjo bear.Engine Heart, story time, banjo bear, funny2012-03-05 13 
April 2012
18857254Tales of the CommonsIn which the writefags spin tales of commoners spurned, commoners triumphant.Storytime, Commoner, Story time, Blacksmith's Daughter, Baker's Daughter, Blacksmith2012-04-26 12 
September 2012
20582259Starksy and Hutch meet vampiresAmusing story of how a player on a whim created a pair of characters for his friend, proceeded to have fun and wreck an average "serious" WoD gameStory time, funny, WoD, Cops, funny2012-09-04 27 
20852968TeeGee Harem Knights, Vol. 16In which new stories are told, some canon some not so much,TeeGee, Harem Knights, Ears, Waifu, Colective story time,2012-09-25 5 
20866609TeeGee Harem Knights, Vol. 17Joint stories and new characters emerge, GearHeart writes eroticaHarem Knights, Ears, writefaggotry, Waifus, ear rub, worldbuilding, TeeGee, Colective story time,2012-09-27 5 
October 2012
21086394TeeGee Harem Knights Vol. 25More succubus shenanigans and slavers take Shacklebane's eyeHarem Knights, Ears, writefaggotry, Waifus, ear rub, worldbuilding, TeeGee, Colective story time, monstergirls2012-10-14 1 
21196892Choose your PrincessAn OP image with simple sprites and simpler stats leads into a frenzy of greentext princess adventuresPrincesses, Story Time, God I Wish This Was A Real Game2012-10-22 10 
21238842Princess Game DiscussionFollow up to the "Choose Your Princess" thread to discuss potential /tg/ creations.Princesses, Story Time, Discussion, Game Creation2012-10-23 5 
January 2013
22678115That Guy ThreadAdorable lamia clerics of the sun, exploding droids, dumbass barbarians, and more!That Guy Thread, guy, that,story time, story, time, characters, game, lamia, barbarian, star wars, droid2013-01-20 8 
February 2013
22993614#MyMagicalRealms dark secretsDrama of the highest sort in the ERP community, as someone reveals the scandalous That GM actions of the leader of #MyMagicalRealm and the tale of highest asshattery.Story time, awesome, Dickery, That DM, ERP, IRC, DRAMA, OHGODTHEDRAMA2013-02-07 6 
23367298Siblings Yvarai Correspondence Houses of the Blooded fluff story, in a long, fascinating series of lettersstory time, Houses of the Blooded, letters, fluff, intrigue2013-02-25 18 
May 2013
24887437The Necromatic CheesemongerA thread about how cheese plays into games results in some epic story time about a Necromancer's cheese mongering empirestory time, necromancer, necromancy, cheese2013-05-18 80 
24933926The Adventures of Nyte ForceOP shares the story of his train wreck of a session. Magical things happen.Story Time, Mutants & Masterminds, Impact2013-05-20 12 
June 2013
25604933The Tale of Solaron part 1The story of an incredibly naive and friendly Yuan Ti on his path to becoming a bard.Solaron, yuan ti, bard, story time, writefaggotry, snake man2013-06-24 57 
25619615Supernatural session story time A DM with a devoted group comes to tell the story of his best session ever to /tg/, and get ideas for the questline. /tg/ enjoys and obliges. horror, supernatural, dm, gm, story time, 2013-06-24 22 
25643581The Tale of Solaron part 2The story of Solaron continues as he makes a new friend and continues on his path to adventure.Solaron, yuan ti, bard, story time, writefaggotry, snake man2013-06-26 37 
25661148The Tale of Solaron part 3Solaron's path to friendship and adventure continues.Solaron, yuan ti, bard, story time, writefaggotry, snake man2013-06-26 30 
25720831The Tale of Solaron part 4Solaron and party continue their exploration of the ruin, and run into unexpected company.Solaron, yuan ti, bard, story time, writefaggotry, snake man2013-06-29 26 
July 2013
25795259The Tale of Solaron part 5Solaron and company set out to hunt a master thief.Solaron, yuan ti, bard, story time, writefaggotry, snake man2013-07-03 25 
25833190The Tale of Solaron part 6Solaron and company continue their hunt for the thief plaguing the city.Solaron, yuan ti, bard, story time, writefaggotry, snake man2013-07-05 24 
25881460Tales of Deathwatch FuckeryIn which most of a party comes in to reflect on the hilarity that is their group while the DM begs for a drink.Story Time2013-07-08 6 
25913736The Tale of Solaron part 7Solaron reunites with his friends before being pulled into another adventure.Solaron, yuan ti, bard, story time, writefaggotry, snake man2013-07-09 24 
26032174The Tale of Solaron part 8Solaron and company retrieve some stolen property, but things are more complicated than they thought.Solaron, yuan ti, bard, story time, writefaggotry, snake man2013-07-15 23 
26115959The Tale of Solaron part 9The reception begins, and Solaron gets himself in deeper trouble.Solaron, yuan ti, bard, story time, writefaggotry, snake man2013-07-19 22 
26254625The Tale of Solaron part 10The reception continues, and Solaron discovers that things are more complicated then they seemed.Solaron, yuan ti, bard, story time, writefaggotry, snake man2013-07-26 21 
26287474The Tale of Solaron part 11Solaron continues his investigation into the mystery surrounding the staff.Solaron, yuan ti, bard, story time, writefaggotry, snake man2013-07-28 21 
August 2013
26393933The Tale of Solaron part 12The investigation comes to a close, and Solaron learns the truth surrounding the staff.Solaron, yuan ti, bard, story time, writefaggotry, snake man2013-08-02 20 
26453749The Tale of Solaron part 13In the aftermath of the showdown over the staff, Solaron and Co. plan their next move.Solaron, yuan ti, bard, story time, writefaggotry, snake man2013-08-05 17 
26565579OP brings storytime.OP tells a freeform role play experience he had, about the brawler Edgardo, who after pissing off generic_anime_person#infinity has to ally himself with the other misfits just to survive.story time, free form, role play, Edgardo, A Guy Called Squid, Goldnharl2013-08-12 279 
September 2013
27292905Captain DicebeardOP meets a GMing pirate and asks /tg/ if he should continue playing. /tg/ states the obvious: DO IT FAGGOT!Captain, Dicebeard, GMing, Crazy, Awesome, Funny, Story Time2013-09-19 25 
October 2013
27675147Level 0 Peasants vs 5 RatsWe knew they were still inside, the chewing.. The terrible chewing. How did they get out of the basement? we had, in our previous lives, forgotten to close the door behind us.Level 0, Story time, DM, Evil, Bear trap, Peasants, TPK 2013-10-10 143 
January 2014
29408308Lights Out GamingA storytime thread wherein OP begins to tell us about tabletop gaming with an excellent if socially maladjusted group. OP then dies of food poisoning.story time, vikings, homebrew, fate, fudge, arts and crafts, that guy, food poisoning2014-01-12 10 
April 2014
31674272A crazy PC's memorialA tribute to a good friend and crazy players like him. Story time, Storytime, awesome, crazy, crazy shit, D&D, Mage, lulz, epic, /tg/ 2014-04-24 10 
August 2014
344180951st Alaran Penal LegionTG tried to make IG regiments, first rsult is a Sororita without the funding Second one is the magnificent bastards of 1st Alaran Penal LegionWarhammer 40k, Imperial Guard, Story time, Writefag2014-08-27 4 
December 2014
36536350Petyr the War BeagleThe story of Petyr the War BeagleStory time, hero dog2014-12-03 45 
March 2016
46244963Humerus SpooksWhat starts with rib tickling skeleton puns and one liners turns epic with one anon's stories of playing as a skeleton in full plate armorD&D, skeletons, lol, story time, puns, bones, spooky, rattle, epic, humerus2016-03-26 42 
July 2019
66953607Nechronica Story Time/GM AdviceAn anon writes up his Nechronica campaign Also features good advice on running the gameNechronica, Storytime, Story Time2019-07-01 11 
67067379Nechronica Story Time 2: Nechronica Story Time HarderAnon continues writing up his Nechronica campaign.Nechronica, Storytime, Story Time2019-07-03 7 
September 2019
68162646Nechronica thread with storytimesTwo nechronica storytimes get going, weapons are stats are created, parts are discussed, and more. 1880's England.nechronica, storytime, story time, parts, guns, doll, system, england, british, japanese, america, portugal, atlantic, centipede2019-09-08 5 
68299968Nechronica thread and storytimeEngland game storytime continues. Murder and Tea. Gming advice. NPC inspiration. flavors of horror and abomination. Cultivating moods.nechronica, storytime, story time, horrors, cyborgs, masks, unease, doll, system, england, centipede2019-09-18 5 
November 2019
69210513Nechronica Story Time and GM AdviceMore Port Storytime & Siren Songs of Silent Space Storytime. How to Legion. Terror in open spaces. Distribution of memory fragments.Nechronica, Storytime, Port, Tachi, Protoca, Nia, Juliette, Merry, Dominic, memory, terror, legions, advice, story time, story2019-11-06 3 
December 2019
69780101Nechronica thread and Port Storytime continuesPort storytime continues. Answers and even more questions about the party’s past! Book art is problematic. Advice and Dwarf Fortress.Nechronica, Storytime, Story Time, Port, Tachi, Protoca, Art, System, Chainsaw, memory, story, time, Dwarf Fortress, mod, undead, doll2019-12-12 5 
March 2020
71579421Nechronica thread. Red Planet Storytime and Port StorytimeRed Planet Storytime begins. Port Storytime continues and things will never be the same. Discussion of Holics, parts, and attack types. Nechronica, Storytime, Story Time, memory, Port, Tachi, Protoca, war, Red Planet, tower, mars, space, system, last stand, parents2020-03-30 5 
April 2020
71958657Nechronica Story Time / BuildsPort Storytime continues, haunted. What music gets you in the zone? Building characters for Support and Hinder. Unofficial classes. Tokens.Nechronica, Storytime, Story Time, classes, memory, Port, Tachi, Protoca, tower, system, token, tokens, support, builds, advice, music2020-04-18 2 
May 2020
72655511Nechronica Thead Storytime Double Feature Aqen & GravelAqen storytime happens: Tactical adventure! Gravel Storytime begins: Russian desert undead action! | Tokens, houserules, bombs, & head casesNechronica, Storytime, Story Time, Violet, Dahlia, Aster, Aqen, Adrian, Altina, Aida, Alexis, Art, System, story, time, undead, Gravel, Port2020-05-24 5 
July 2020
73453448Nechronica Discussion With Extra StorytimeInsect-girls have heartfelt conversations, whereas dolls in Africa get irresponsibly drunk and bomb-children go up like bugspray nukes.Nechronica, Storytime, Story Time, undead, Coleo, Gravel2020-07-03 4 
73798681Nechronica thread Gravel Storytime 3 & 4 and battle map translation.Anon posts Map translation. Gravel Storytime continues. The A-team encounters creepy urban decay, big bad bugs, new threads, new townfolk.Nechronica, Storytime, Story Time, Gravel, Adrian, Altina, Aida, Alexis, Ana, bugs, Russians, Chinese, clothes, map, system, Rita, chickens2020-07-21 3 
August 2020
74251433Nechronica Thread! Gravel Storytime & Port Storytime. Crazy letter generator.A-team hunts for the big bad bugs. Tachi confronts herself, Showdown with Abbadon, & someone is left behind. Anon shares a font of madness.Nechronica, Storytime, Story Time, Gravel, Adrian, Altina, Aida, Port, Tachi, Protoca, B3, story, violence, bugs, russians, crazy letter2020-08-16 3 
September 2020
74563504Nechronica Thread - Metal EditionEngland Storytime & Gravel Storytime continue! FEAST & FEELINGS! BLOOD & THUNDER! Anons share inspiration in the form of album cover art.Nechronica, Storytime, Story Time, Coleo, Melico, Imp, Gravel, Adrian, Altina, Aida, bugs, England, violence, Russians, metal, art, music2020-09-01 2 
74791451Nechronica: The Long Sequel thread. Story Time / GM system and build adviceEngland/Homburg Storytime: The third killer attacks our trio at home. Arson Cannibalism Heroism. | Talk of Horrors classes & custom content.Nechronica, Storytime, Story Time, Coleo, Melico, Imp, Homburg, England, fire, Suzie, class, builds, mechanics, advice, horrors, system2020-09-17 3 
October 2020
75185467Nechronica Thread: Spooky Mech Edition | Port Storytime Finale | Red Planet Storytime | Entombed Class releasedTranslation team releases Entombed Class. The Finale of Port Storytime. Red Planet Storytime continues. Anon seeks feedback on custom class.Nechronica, Storytime, Story Time, Port, Protoca, Tachi, Class, Entombed, Red Planet, mars, space, parents, settings, custom, skills, parts2020-10-07 2 
November 2020
75560624Nechronica Thread - Russian Poerty Edition. Gravel Storytime. Class updates: Chariot and AlrauneChariot & Alraune class updates. Gravel Storytime continues: The A-team confront Boss Bugtalker. Fortifications & traps.Nechronica, Storytime, Story Time, Gravel, Adrian, Altina, Aida, bugs, violence, Chariot, Alraune, update, class, mechanics, fortify, traps2020-11-01 2 
February 2021
77268004Nechronica Thread: Big and Tall edition - More Gravel storytimeSecrets come to light for the A-team as the intro arc of Gravel Storytime concludes. Anon talks characters and cannibalism.Nechronica, Storytime, Story Time, Gravel, Adrian, Altina, Aida, cannibalism, Nine, Nai, Ivana, necromancy, gothic2021-02-05 1 
77467554Nechronica thread. Anon asks for help GMing Nechronica. Storytime happens. Melico, Imp, & Coleo deal with the morning after the battle. Nai's intro seNechronica, rules, advice, Storytime, Story Time, Nai, Nine, Ivana, England, Melico, Imp, Coleo, Denver, Cersei, centipede, necromancer, red2021-02-22 1 
April 2021
78322310Is this that Nechronica thread? ( Yes, with Storytime. )Anon asks about finding players and being a reliable GM. Gravel Storytime! The Africa arc wraps up and we begin transitioning to the nextNechronica, recruiting, Storytime, Story Time, Gravel, Adrian, Altina, Aida, necromancer, necromancy, book, A-team2021-04-01 0 
August 2021
80496327Nechronica thread. Storytime set in Dallas.Anons help anons understand the system. Discussion of part rebalancing. Storytime of a prequel game to Aqen storytime.Nechronica, rules, advice, Storytime, Story Time, parts, Dallas, Feliz, Betty, Noel, 8-ball, Aqen, greentext, fire, DFW, America, Texas2021-08-03 0 
80640256Nechronica thread. Storytime set in Dallas finishes.A storytime wraps up. Discussion of Space ship horror for the undead. Cat based humor.Nechronica, rules, advice, Storytime, Story Time, Dallas, Feliz, Betty, Noel, 8-ball, Aqen, greentext, fire, DFW, America, Texas, cat, space2021-08-08 -1 
January 2022
82847470We are have the same mind, this Word Bearer and I #3Ghost and Kyrus become separated after fighting Drukhari, they now advance their missions, alone.Story time, write fag, Warhammer30k, word bearers, time travel, daemons 2022-01-16 27 
February 2022
83424106Nechronica Thread: Homebrew & Sanctuary Storytime 1.PortAnon's Sanctuary Storytime begins with a boat trip into the unknown. Dinosaurs. Multiple Anon's post homebrew. Homebrew is discussed.Nechronica, Homebrew, parts, class, position, Storytime, Story Time, Sanctuary, M3LT1E, Meltie, Sofia, story, time, undead, Port2022-02-23 2 
March 2022
83635837Nechronica Thread: Homebrew, drawing & Sanctuary Storytime 2.An artfag makes art. Sanctuary Storytime part 2. Anon posts a custom class. Nechronica, Homebrew, parts, tokens, class, position, Storytime, Story Time, Sanctuary, M3LT1E, Meltie, Sofia, story, time, undead, Port2022-03-15 -2 
June 2022
84782848Nechronica Thread: The return of England Storytime!Imp looses her mind during a doctor's appointment. Later Coleo uses a friend's mental illness to extract information. Art happens.Nechronica, homebrew, drawfaggotry Storytime, Story Time, England, Melico, Imp, Coleo, Denver, Cersei, centipede, necromancer, Jiminy, art2022-06-19 -22 
July 2022
85025765Nechronica Thread : tiny amount of storytimeEngland Storytime: Very Sleepy Bugs edition. Anons talk about games they hope to run.Nechronica, token, rules, advice, Storytime, Story Time, England, Melico, Imp, Coleo, Denver, Cersei, centipede, necromancer, music, art2022-07-09 -22 
November 2022
86570855Nechronica Thread: Halloween 2022 Scarlet March translation and storytimeFanbook Scarlet March is translated into English. PortAnon's England Storytime. Melico hatches crack a hostile information network.Nechronica, translation, Halloween, Storytime, Story Time, England, story, time, centipede, Coleo, Melico, Imp, England, port, heist, undead2022-11-15 -4 
October 2023
90441338We are have the same mind, this Word Bearer and I #4Ghost slowly becomes acquainted with being with Perturabo. Kyrus furthers his psychic might by training directly under Malcador.Story time, Word Bearer, write fag, time travel, daemons, Warhammer 30k, isekai2023-10-03 24 
March 2024
92029543New Nechronica StorytimeA new nechronica storytime beginsNechronica, storytime, story time, story, time2024-03-09 2 
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