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November 2007
805402Weird WeaponsStrange weapons in your campaigns.weapons, campaigns2007-11-16 1 
September 2008
2561785Weapon MythsGeneric association between weapons and character types.weapon, character2008-09-13 0 
December 2008
3085762sci fi weapons thread what more is there to say?weapons SCIENCE2008-12-01 0 
May 2009
4483093 DH Acolyte Gear and weapons.Anon asks for gear suggestion for his Noble-Born Assassin. Good information all around.DH, weapons, 2009-05-07 3 
4500784DH Acolyte Gear and weapons DuexA continuation of the last thread and further discussion of the Sister of Battle.DH, Dark Heresy, weapons2009-05-08 0 
4657786weapons of LEGENDweapons of power, beyond the magical...magic weapons epic story backstory 2009-05-25 3 
August 2009
5530981The Deadliest WeaponWritefag becomes disgusted with the poor quality of a writethread, decides to create his own. Epic ensues.Weapon, Quest, Writefaggotry, Sci-Fi2009-08-21 2 
5543364The Deadliest Weapon, pt. 2Writefag becomes disgusted with the poor quality of a writethread, decides to create his own. Continued.Weapon, Quest, Writefaggotry, Sci-Fi2009-08-22 -1 
March 2010
8638632Throwing knives are so sillyThrowing knives are kind of ridiculous and rocks are underpowered in d20rules, weapons, D&D, throwing knives, rocks, katanas, d202010-03-18 0 
April 2010
9406349Head mounted weaponryIn which the question of whether or not a heavy flamer can be mounted upon a power armor helmet, and operated by someone being given a ride on the shoulders. Slightly derailed when a drunken Wasteland Warrior shows up.Weapons, WW2010-04-25 3 
July 2010
11349654Spear of 100 events.Spear with d100 special events. All of them sanity devouring.weapon, events, horror2010-07-26 6 
October 2010
12456333Civilized weapon discussion?!? on my /tg/!?Even the troll is civilized and polite once called out. At any rate, historyfags go!epee, foil, sabre, weapons, discussion, medieal weapons2010-10-16 3 
November 2010
12794073Bad ass things to make into weaponsExactly what it sounds like.Weaponry, Magic, Awesome, Odd, Stabby, Stabby, Stabby2010-11-14 7 
December 2010
13336580Real World Legendary WeaponsA list of real world weapons that have mythological abilities or otherwise detailed histories.weapons, world building2010-12-30 3 
January 2011
13404195Any sword material you want (part 2?)Metallurgist grognards discuss possible materials to make swords out of and the reasons for doing so, among other things. Continuation of another thread.swords, metallugy, technology, weapons, discussion2011-01-05 1 
February 2011
13913650Silly/Random Wasteland WeaponsA random item generator makes the future wasteland a bit sillywasteland, random, weapon, silly2011-02-15 5 
March 2011
14083396Habitats, Biodomes, Guns, and Hard Sci-Fi in SpaceFrom elaborate sky cities in lower Earth orbit to rusty habitats drifting at the edge of nothing, from enormous biodomes across Valles Marineris to dive caves in the ice of Europa, what is it like to live in these habitats and biodomes. (Featuring extensive weapon discussion.)hard sci-fi, biodomes, space stations, miners, guns, laws, asteroids, low earth orbit, brainstorming, zero-g weaponry2011-03-02 2 
14257347Mythical GunsA thread discussing mythical guns and their properties.guns, mythical, setting, weapons2011-03-16 1 
April 2011
14487824The most Groan-inducing character concepts you've ever seen.This exciting thread goes into excruciating detail of what happens to some Mary Sues when they cross the wrong GMs. Also Mary Sue weapons that make you want to cry.D&D, Mary Sue, Trickster, Weapons2011-04-05 10 
14584095Realistic weapons bonuses/penalties Starts out asking for ideas for bonuses and penalties that could be applied to realistic weapons but is primarily more generalized grognardy historical arms discussion goodness.sword, katana, grognard, history, weapons2011-04-14 0 
14662402Zerg Quest XXXIXA new cerebrate! Isn't it cute or something? Meanwhile, VoidGate continues to prove that even machines can be showboating sons of bitches.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Skynet, Massive Overuse of Nuclear Weapons, Acronyms for fun and profit2011-04-21 11 
May 2011
14800584serious knighthoodIt's just a normal armor thread everything fine an... FRANK, WHAT DID WE TELL YOU ABOUT GETTING THE BLACKSMITH TO PUT STUPID SHIT ON YOUR ARMOUR. WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A SERIOUS KNIGHTHOOD.armor weapon imagedump2011-05-03 10 
August 2011
15936890Board Quest, Part IILord Bidhill of Dessex receives a magic ring, we see UST between a Priestess and a Druid, and we get silver weapons to fuck up werewolves with.Collective Game, Board Quest, Dwarves, Silver Weapons, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Quest2011-08-14 17 
September 2011
16458695Starship Troopers: Medieval editionOP tells of his setting idea and ideas start getting thrown around.grimdark, Starship Troopers, medieval, weapons, bug, bugs, settings2011-09-28 6 
January 2012
17648303Weapon generatorAn anon shares a weapon generator for Dark heresy and rogue trader.It becomes awesome40k, weapon, DarkHeresy, rogue trader2012-01-23 5 
17641919The Field of Blades questWe are a sentient weapon who has been unclaimed for decades. A chance meeting with a person gives us freedom. Work as a caravan guard and creepy forestsThe Field of blades quest, Collective game, sentient weapon, quest2012-01-24 12 
17659488The Field of Blades quest IIWe get to a small village and tell Adel of our former master. Adel gets attacked during the night and we leave with Clem heading to CitadelThe Field of blades quest, Collective game, sentient weapon, quest2012-01-25 12 
17701185Warhammer 40k Weapon Generator #2The 2nd thread of the weapon generator. Expect lulz, lolwut, and awesome.40k, Dark Heresy, random generator, weapon2012-01-28 -2 
17700413The Field of Blades quest IIIWe get to Citadel which is under lockdown. We manage to talk ourselves into the outer Quarter of the City.The Field of blades quest, Collective game, sentient weapon, quest2012-01-29 8 
March 2012
18258323MSPaint weaponsOP challenges us to draw weapons in MSPaint, thread quickly turns into ridiculous weapons, with a helpful drawfag who draws them being wielded.MSPaint, MS Paint, Weapons, Stupid Weapons2012-03-09 9 
18407919Demon WeaponsDM puts /tg/ to the test: to come up with 100 unique demon-possessed weapons.Demon, Demonic, Weapons, Hell, IMAGINATION2012-03-21 19 
January 2013
22402947Armamentarium Infernis QuestOur protagonist sells her soul to a devil corporation in exchange for a power that will hopefully impress her father. The plan fails. Miserably.Collective Game, Armamentarium Infernis Quest, Hell, Armory, Weapons, Touhou, Vampires, Alucard2013-01-05 11 
May 2013
25023529Bioweapon QuestWe, a Shit Weasel, wake up on a cargo ship and being having lunch.Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, worm, evolve, feast, eat, adapt2013-05-25 21 
25037827The Real Bioweapon Quest IIWe get taken in by a pirate ship, we hide in rice and eat some bird people.Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, worm, evolve, feast, eat, adapt, bird, rice, stinger, giger, real quest2013-05-25 11 
25080933The Real Bioweapon Quest 3We sneak around the vents and stealthily eat more pirates before the ship heads to a populated asteroid.Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, worm, evolve, feast, eat, adapt, legs, hopping, crab, real quest2013-05-28 11 
25088321Blacksmith DiscussionA quick update on Blacksmith Quest turns into a blacksmith-advice threadBlacksmith, Discussion, Armour, Weapons2013-05-28 1 
25146882Bioweapon Quest 4In which we bite various undelicious things, fry some seafood, but send it back and eat the raw one, and get spotted!Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, evolve, feast, eat, adapt2013-05-31 10 
June 2013
25289656Bioweapon Quest 5We get messily ejected before catching a ride. Then we decide that showers are the best way to learn to sing.Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, evolve, feast, eat, adapt2013-06-07 10 
25309035Bioweapon Quest 6We find that having an iron bar shoved into our mouth is not delicious. Not delicious at all! And then we discover what colour we are, in the worst possible way.Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, evolve, feast, eat, adapt2013-06-08 10 
25386857Bioweapon Quest 7We snack on a bloated thing and a bouncy thing, and gain new combat evolutions! Also, our rival appears!Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, evolve, feast, eat, adapt2013-06-12 10 
25427645Bioweapon Quest 8We talk to a bug, eat a tree, then make a mess of things!Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, evolve, feast, eat, adapt2013-06-14 11 
25520490Bioweapon Quest 9We hide from, then bite an arachnoid. Something strange happens, and we decide to scram. After eating another fleshbag in the bathroom and destroying our rival, of course.Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, evolve, feast, eat, adapt2013-06-19 10 
25688765Bioweapon Quest 10An attempt to escape goes horribly wrong, then horribly right.Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, evolve, feast, eat, adapt2013-06-28 10 
July 2013
25824305Bioweapon Quest 11We escape the grasp of a cyborg, leap between cars and gnaw on a metal box of tastiness!Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, evolve, feast, eat, adapt2013-07-05 7 
25981005Bioweapon Quest 12We tussle with a cyborg, eat a table, hide in a box, then make an entrance, and an exit.Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, evolve, feast, eat, adapt2013-07-13 5 
26038482Bioweapon Quest 13We defeat the evil fan once more, get shot, go fishing and then bughunting. New powers arise.Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, evolve, feast, eat, adapt2013-07-16 8 
26340635Bioweapon Quest 14We climb upwards, Interrupt a heated meeting, and make a friend!Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, evolve, feast, eat, adapt2013-07-31 7 
August 2013
26479439Bioweapon Quest 15We reach the top of the tower, find a dam for our brood, and a fight breaks out. Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, worm, evolve, feast, eat, adapt2013-08-07 6 
26795395Bioweapon Quest 16We eat a man, squash a slug, carry our princess over our shoulder, and have a few strange encounters.Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, worm, evolve, feast, eat, adapt2013-08-24 8 
September 2013
26946637Bioweapon Quest 17We balance our base desires, greet guests, and fell a tree!Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, evolve, feast, eat, adapt2013-09-01 8 
26968144Bioweapon Quest 18We kick a fireball, go hunting, and eat the most Delicious thing ever. The game has changed. Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, evolve, feast, eat, adapt2013-09-02 11 
27050010Bioweapon Quest 19We escape the green tide, nap for a while, and fight the undying beast!Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, evolve, feast, eat, adapt2013-09-06 7 
27250486Bioweapon Quest 20We get sent on our next task: To eat Delicious things! Then we eat a pair of delicious things.Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, evolve, feast, eat, adapt2013-09-16 5 
October 2013
27538057Unconventional WeaponsOP asks /tg/ what their favorite unconventional weapons are. Cannonball muskets, MOAR DAKKA, and flaming crack gorillas follow.unconventional, weapons, murder, assassination, awesome, scary2013-10-03 2 
27727696A Black Comedy, Thread 3You are a Villain. You are a LANCER. And misplacing your hyperweapon isn't going to stop you.Collective Game, A Black Comedy, Villain Quest, Sociopath, Horrible Human Beings, Corruption, Missing Hyperweapons2013-10-13 42 
January 2014
29293825Oversized Weapon Quest 24chan cut things short. But you got the boys organized and trained, and got some presents!Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Goblins, Big Swords2014-01-05 40 
29331722Oversized Weapon Quest 3You train the boys up a bit, get a little discouraged, and get into a little fight.Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Goblins, Big Swords, Dwarves2014-01-07 36 
29367674Oversized Weapon Quest Part 4Oversized Weapon Quest Part 4Oversized Weapon Quest, collective game2014-01-08 10 
29474500Oversized Weapon Quest 5You start your journey! With a dungeon! And your first real fight! A very important system is revealed.Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Goblins, Big Swords2014-01-13 30 
29564051Oversized Weapon Quest 6Things heat up a bit! Fight for your life!Collective Quest, Oversized Weapon Quest, Goblins, Big Swords2014-01-17 30 
29659165Oversized Weapon Quest 7You complete your first real raid, and get roped into some sorta quest.Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Goblins, Big Swords, Elemental Spirits2014-01-20 28 
29734929Oversized Weapon Quest 8You help that annoying rock guy out, and find more about the forest you're staying in for now.Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Big Swords, Elementals, Goblins2014-01-23 28 
29783750Oversized Weapon Quest 9You raid the Quarry! And then get a windfall of presents. Rollin' in the progress.Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Goblins, Big Swords, all dem item upgrades and abilities2014-01-26 26 
29883511Oversized Weapon Quest 10Witches can't be boys! You identify some items, too. It was a relaxing day.Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Goblins, Witches, Curses, Poison2014-01-29 27 
February 2014
30002022Oversized Weapon Quest 11Set out for adventure! Find and take pity on an annoying girl, and also get a lot of work done.Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Goblins, Big Swords, Chain Raiding2014-02-03 28 
30008887/tg/ fixes a combi-boltgunAnon shows up with a gun tailored for pose striking, and /tg/ can't help but squeal 'makeover!'. Also tech-heresy.dork angles, Dark Angels, 40k, weapons, /tg/ gets shit done2014-02-04 9 
30152843Oversized Weapon Quest 12Your sidequests spawn more sidequests. You meant another elemental and take his trial by fire!Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Goblins, Gnolls, Elementals2014-02-10 27 
30334263Oversized Weapon Quest 13I prefer my elves medium rare! Meet some wacky gnoll guy.Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Goblins, Big Swords, Gnolls, Roasted Marshmellows2014-02-18 25 
30437513Oversized Weapon Quest 14You finish up the gnoll side quests with little fanfare, plan a big raid, and then the thread gets cut short.Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Goblins, Big Swords2014-02-23 25 
30525404Oversized Weapon Quest 15Loadse Raiding! You encounter a fated rival! You control destiny briefly!Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Huge Weapons, Goblins, Chain Raid, /tg/ tactics2014-02-27 24 
March 2014
30587349Oversized Weapon Quest 16Finish up a raid! Get loot! Get lost!Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, So Lost Without You, Goblins2014-03-02 26 
30675713Oversized Weapon Quest 17Scratch another sidequest off the list! Is this the start of a love triangle?! Some new guys show up. You make plans to knock out a dungeon!Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Goblins, Big Swords, Hexblade Spell List2014-03-06 27 
30736903Oversized Weapon Quest 18Exposition time! You meet a bunch of people, and a floating skull.Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, demilich, Goblins, Big Swords2014-03-09 23 
30796824Oversized Weapon Quest 19We do the whole tournament! We meet an old friend. People like talking a lot.Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Diplomancy, Goblins, Big Swords2014-03-12 23 
31039237Oversized Weapon Quest 20You recruit a bard lady, dork around with rock elementals, and raid a town. What is this strange sense of dissatisfaction?!Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Goblins, Big Swords, Ennui2014-03-24 24 
31101420Oversized Weapon Quest 21We go fishing!Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Goblins, Big Swords, Choppa2014-03-27 24 
31161169Oversized Weapon Quest 22You save some tree guys, and bring an end to act one. Good job! You make all kindsa decisions that may or may not have big impacts and meet a dragon disciple and her dragon master.Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Thighs, Goblins, Kuo-toa, Big Swords2014-03-30 23 
April 2014
31279473Oversized Weapon Quest 23You enjoy some relaxing time in camp, and so do your subordinates.Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Big Swords, Goblins, Parties2014-04-05 22 
31385441Oversized Weapon Quest 24We do some leadering, some shopping, some fashion shopping, and then get on a boat and fight some pirates. It was a busy day.Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Goblins, Fashion, Shopping, Leadership, Big Swords2014-04-10 21 
31452050Oversized Weapon Quest 25You land on an awful continent filled with awful people. You help them with their awful problems.Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Adventure Party, Big Swords, Goblins2014-04-13 22 
31498025Oversized Weapon Quest 26You solve a case, get drunk, find a friendservant, and start your new adventure!Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Goblins, Big Swords, Alcohol, Lizardmen2014-04-15 22 
31602182Oversized Weapon Quest 27You summon a dryad, fight a golem, and reincarnate a party member.Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Goblins, Big Swords, Skeletons, Reincarnate2014-04-20 22 
31664085Oversized Weapon Quest 28You get god like powers, and start setting Utalaga ablaze!Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Turtles, Goblins, Big Swords2014-04-23 20 
31731924Daemon Weapon QuestWe start off with getting out of a dungeon and killing bandits.Collective Game, Smith, Daemon, Sentient Weapon, Daemon Weapon Quest2014-04-26 16 
31756162Daemon Weapon Quest #2We continue killing bandits and get to a tavernCollective Game, Smith, Daemon, Sentient Weapon, Daemon Weapon Quest2014-04-27 11 
31778540Daemon Weapon Quest #3We go out on an adventure, kill some more bandits and find out an unexpected twist. Collective Game, Smith, Daemon, Sentient Weapon, Daemon Weapon Quest, WHATATWEEST2014-04-28 11 
31803267Oversized Weapon 29You kill a shoujo love interest before it exists.Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Goblins, Big Swords, Vampires2014-04-29 16 
May 2014
31848516Oversized Weapon Quest 30You find another OWU! And fight them. your domain grows.Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Goblins, Big Swords, Librarian2014-05-01 20 
31887077Daemon Weapon Quest #4We kill our enemy and choose a new wielderCollective Game, Smith, Daemon, Sentient Weapon, Daemon Weapon Quest2014-05-03 11 
31956562Daemon Weapon Quest 5Kimaris' new wielder turns out to be not everything expected, though perhaps there's room for growth.The Smith, Daemon Weapon Quest, Collective Game, Kimaris2014-05-06 10 
31998126Oversized Weapon Quest 31In which we finish up a big sidequest.Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Goblins, Big Swords, Light, Demi-Goddess2014-05-08 20 
32057304Daemon Weapon Quest #6Our new wielder is attacked and we start an interludeCollective Game, Smith, Daemon, Sentient Weapon, Daemon Weapon Quest2014-05-11 7 
32061492Oversized Weapon Quest 32You recruit a smith, and find a ride!Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Monks Everywhere, Goblins, Big Swords, Q&A2014-05-11 16 
32123517Oversized Weapon Quest 33You get lost, fight a lady, complete a sidequest, level up, grab items, and get rid of something pointless.Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Goblins, Big Swords, Wedding Dress2014-05-14 16 
32241123Weapons & Tools Family ReunionIn which it turns out that shovel is a monogamic stoner bro - among other things.Humour, Weapons, Tools, Family, Reunion2014-05-20 7 
32262375Oversized Weapon Quest 34We kill the QMCollective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Goblins, Big Swords, Turtles, Lasers, Metal Gear Solid2014-05-21 20 
32353005Oversized Weapon Quest 35Killing people results in boring paperwork. We managed to file all the forms correctly.Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Goblins, Big Swords2014-05-25 16 
32437444Oversized Weapon Quest 36You finish the coup, reunite with the boys, and get a move on with the next objective.Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Big Swords, Goblins, Forests, Army Management2014-05-29 16 
June 2014
32546532Oversized Weapon Quest 37You get some help from some trees, and bully an elf to help and elf you bullyCollective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Goblins, Big Swords, All nat 20s2014-06-03 16 
32657757Oversized Weapon Quest 38Roll d20 to apply blackfaceCollective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Goblins, Big Swords, Elves2014-06-08 23 
32801395Oversized Weapon Quest 39You make a deal, and then sorta disobey orders but not really?Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Goblins, Big Swords, Tactical Goblin Action2014-06-15 15 
32861619Oversized Weapon Quest 40In which the QM loses focus and rambles for an hour and a half.Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Goblins, Big Swords, Unprofessional2014-06-18 13 
33063215Daemon Weapon Quest 7OP finally comes back, our wielder turns into an Ifrit via Soul Bond, murders some assassins and guards, gets stabbed repeatedly by an angel, cries, hides and cries some more, then goes home.Collective Game, Smith, Daemon, Sentient Weapon, Daemon Weapon Quest2014-06-28 8 
33085241Oversized Weapon Quest 41We get the best puppy everCollective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, goblins, big swords, big lizards2014-06-29 13 
July 2014
33167101Oversized Weapon Quest 42Shax gets back in town, and starts raiding random stuff again. Starting with a circus.Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, goblins, big swords, goldfish2014-07-03 14 
33165779Daemon Weapon Quest 8Our wielder begins her pilgrimage, but she herself is not aware what it will entail. We leave the city to brave the desert and bandits that dwell there to get to our destination.Collective Game, Smith, Daemon, Sentient Weapon, Daemon Weapon Quest2014-07-04 5 
33231300Oversized Weapon Quest 43A clown shows up.Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, goblins, big swords, clowns2014-07-06 14 
33316059Oversized Weapon Quest 44Tokimeki Axe Girl's Side StoryCollective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, goblins, Inter-Planar Relations, big swords2014-07-10 14 
33399489Oversized Weapon Quest 45there, at the shrine of the silver monkey, you must assemble all three pieces to continue further into theCollective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, goblins, big swords, legend of the hidden temple2014-07-14 12 
33472864Oversized Weapon Quest 46Rise of the Cyber KoboldsCollective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Intermission, goblins, big swords2014-07-17 12 
33486286Legendary WeaponsTG discusses famous weapons throughout history and sometimes assign them statsWeapons, Ideas2014-07-18 3 
33560011Oversized Weapon Quest 47You recap things for an old guy and Blaise reveals her ambitions.Oversized Weapon Quest, Collective Game, big swords, goblins, bdsm2014-07-21 12 
33678367Oversized Weapon Quest 48fairies skeletons beltbrasCollective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, big swords, goblins, beltbras2014-07-26 11 
33722800Oversized Weapon Quest 493spooky5me: Critfail EditionCollective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, goblins, big swords, ghost house2014-07-28 11 
August 2014
33893132Oversized Weapon Quest 50And there appeared another wonder in Manderlay; and behold a great black dragon, having seven owls and ten horns, and a crown upon her head.Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, goblins, big swords, shax could join a knight order now2014-08-04 12 
34014942Oversized Weapon Quest 51In which Shax is the most demureCollective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, goblins, big swords, old natty 12014-08-09 12 
34090879Oversized Weapon Quest 52Shax reunites with some old friends, talks to some demons. A magical evening is experienced.Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, goblins, big swords, magic tricks2014-08-12 11 
34347289Oversized Weapon Quest 53Shax deals with another boss! Makes a plan to fill an elven forest with undead.Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, goblins, big swords, boss points are a decent mechanic2014-08-23 13 
34392916Oversized Weapon Quest 54Shax wanders into a tower and finds out how awful it is to fight an arcane caster in 3.5Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, goblins, big swords, caster edition2014-08-25 11 
34534690Oversized Weapon Quest 55You go to the beach, then make a decision.Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, goblins, big swords, Final Chapter Start2014-08-31 11 
September 2014
34676456Oversized Weapon Quest 56Allonces' mom is hotCollective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, goblins, big swords, allonces' mom is hotter than anyone else2014-09-06 11 
34838120Oversized Weapon Quest 57You help some nerds. Oh, and also Ascend, I guess. That might matter.Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, goblins, big swords, neeeerrrds2014-09-13 13 
34861114Oversized Weapon Quest 58You win!Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, goblins, big swords, the real winners are the audience2014-09-14 27 
34867262Oversized Weapon Quest The EndLast few things since the thread died.Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, goblins, big swords, alls well that ends well2014-09-14 25 
October 2014
35523816Sword Seductiontg discusses what to do when your weapon hits ON you.roleplay, weapons2014-10-15 12 
November 2014
36463953Magical Gems and worldbuilding/TG/ tries to get shit done with things involving magic gems.worldbuilding, magic, gem, mining, blacksmith, weapon2014-11-30 1 
December 2014
36757711Daemon Weapon Quest 1: The RebootWe are a nameless 100 year old spirit of a spear owned by a long line of warriors. We get a new wielder who is a crossbreed murderhoboCollective Game, Daemon Weapon, Magical Roman Britain, Spears2014-12-14 5 
June 2015
40533884 Penal Regiment Designation: /tg/ - The Crusade BeginsCommissar Gaurun has the unfortunate task of presiding over the Penal Legion /tg/, and what begins as an innocuous day of alcoholism and heresy soon devolves into a frightful day of pants thieving genestealers, insanity and a full fledged crusade against a chaos bakery.Commissar Gaurun, Weapon Specialist Lyn, Private Lemming, Vostroyan Regiment Liason Alexandr, Jeanstealer, Aaliyah, Ruh, Stephan Meltaman, Guardsman Sergant Joe, Kal Teest2015-06-12 9 
December 2015
43967230Living Weapon Quest #1We are born as aa clone metamorph combatant, receive a strange message, discover a possible heretic and begin our first mission.Collective Game, Living Weapon Quest2015-12-04 10 
43967090Monstrous Wolves WorldbuildingA discussion on the role of wolves as a monster in mythology derails into worldbuilding. Original monsters and nightmare fuel ensues.wolf, wolves, werewolves, worldbuilding, monsters, dogs, rat king, horror, breath weapon,2015-12-04 5 
44008732Living Weapon Quest #2We continue our fake escape, but are shot down by our brother.Collective Game, Living Weapon Quest2015-12-06 6 
43986596Living Weapon Quest 1.5We go on our first mission, our brother is a heretic, and our life sucks.Collective Game, Living Weapon Quest2015-12-06 2 
44040716Living Weapon Quest #4WARNING: #3 would actually be #4, this one. In this issue Jacob tells Ivan information about the world that may or may not be true. Ivan then escapes the hospital.Collective Game, Living Weapon Quest2015-12-07 5 
44092204Living Weapon Quest #5After escaping from the hospital you learn how much you fucking love killing, we meet our first friends, and OP reveals that Ivan is a fagLiving Weapon Quest, Collective Game2015-12-12 5 
44176281Living Weapon Quest #6Short session where we start our vigilante career.Collective Game, Living Weapon Quest2015-12-14 1 
August 2016
472870Sentient Sword 1We wake up and help a man kill a monster.Collective Game, Sentient Weapon, Sentient Sword2016-08-14 1 
November 2016
822486The Raiders - Part 1A gish and her dragon enjoying some time between raids are interrupted by the possibility of capturing a princess of their very own....Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2016-11-13 13 
851071The Raiders - Part 2Akko indulges herself, while Gero causes her trouble. But Akko needs one or two more people for her cadre to be complete....Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut, lesbian2016-11-20 10 
869633The Raiders - Part 3Akko consoles her friends post-possession, seeks out information, and meets a potential cadre member.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut, lesbian2016-11-26 8 
December 2016
900733The Raiders - Part 4Aeuna agrees to the duel; Akko assesses two potential recruits Falna offers; and rest time occurs before the duel.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut, lesbian2016-12-04 8 
927752The Raiders - Part 5Yashi shows up at an inopportune time; spells are prepared; the duel is set to begin!Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut, lesbian2016-12-11 8 
951597The Raiders - Part 6Akko, Yzia, and Aeuna in the Garden of the Dead Gods...Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut, lesbian2016-12-18 5 
January 2017
1000966The Raiders - Part 7How does one discipline a dragon? Preparation for the Raid. And what about your slaves?Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut, lesbian2017-01-02 5 
1022255The Raiders - Part 8Akko faces off against unknown assailants. Gains new strange abilities. Calls in a LOT of favors.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut, lesbian2017-01-08 6 
1047880The Raiders - Part 9Akko comforts Kteine as only she could. Yzia offers a present. Resting should happen soon!Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut, lesbian2017-01-15 5 
February 2017
1158822The Raiders - Part 10Akko hosts a party for her cadre...an interesting and eventful party.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-02-13 5 
1187646The Raiders - Part 11A draconic Akko plays games with Yzia; Rana gets what's coming to her in a couple of ways.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-02-21 3 
April 2017
1331965The Raiders - Part 12The Raiders returns after a too long hiatus with the spanking of an ifrit, an exploration of jewels and glass, and a lesson in teaching.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-04-03 5 
1354848The Raiders - Part 13Jiyua gets her rewards, good and bad; Yashi and Rana help your pretty slave; Tzanzi makes her appearance.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-04-10 3 
1396870The Raiders - Part 14Tzanzi arrives as Akko and friends 'fix' her mindbroken slave...Siobhan seems terribly amused.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-04-24 3 
May 2017
1419099The Raiders - Part 15Akko faces off with Her Majesty's Inquisitor. Tzanzi - the real one - arrives. Biting.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-05-01 3 
1463823The Raiders - Part 16Falna gets what is coming to her; Kteine makes a decision; Tzanzi gets what she wants.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-05-15 3 
1489673The Raiders - Part 17In the aftermath of Tzanzi's lusts, Akko researches a variety of things, and explores the possibilities before her.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-05-23 2 
1516054The Raiders - Part 18Akko achieves a new level of power, and makes some heavy decisions; preparations for the Raid truly begin.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-05-30 3 
June 2017
1568752The Raiders - Part 19Draconic world Problems; The Master Smiths; The Conclave of Dunzamn.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-06-13 2 
1615492The Raiders - Part 20The Conclave begins; meeting other Leaders; your Cadre assembles.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-06-26 1 
1617969The Raiders - Part 21: Three PrincessesA Raiders Side Tale concering three princesses; in honor of 21 threads.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-06-27 1 
July 2017
1637636The Raiders - Part 22Last minute details; The Twins Blades; Dunzamn and Akko; making a place in the Lair.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-07-04 3 
1656187The Raiders - Part 22 Redux Last minute details; The Twins Blades; Dunzamn and Akko; making a place in the Lair.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-07-10 4 
1676559The Raiders - Part 23Akko's Cadre takes their place in the lair; planning for assault; making good on some lovely threats.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-07-17 2 
1700230The Raiders - Part 24Tzanzi's issues; the blade and the illusionist; setting up shop.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-07-24 2 
1703809The Raiders - Part 25Yzia focuses on Auena; arranging for assistance; preparations and resting.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-07-25 2 
1726760The Raiders - Part 26Carnal dreams, charnel dreams....who knew how much difference two letters would make? Silver Swords to your acolytes! Battle plans.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-07-31 3 
August 2017
1753400The Raiders - Part 27The Ceremony....and then The Raid Commences!Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-08-08 3 
1797480The Raiders - Part 28The Raid begins in earnest; elves everywhere; the capture.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-08-22 3 
1816772The Raiders - Part 29Alliances achieved, slaves settled in, and companions pleased. Now the work begins.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-08-28 3 
September 2017
1839519The Raiders - Part 30The elves try and figure out what hit them, as Akko and her cadre take their first steps into kidnapping a bunch of elven youth.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-09-04 6 
1857148The Raiders - Part 31The githyanki invasion of the Elven Home Tree continues; a discovery is made; Yashi's Dilemma.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-09-11 4 
1901398The Raiders - Part 32The aftermath of Yzia's rage; deeper into the Home Tree; a true Challenge for Akko.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-09-25 4 
October 2017
1924897The Raiders - Part 33Negotiations with the elves; transportation issues; unpleasant truths.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-10-02 3 
1947566The Raiders - Part 34Akko makes her decision; the slaves are put in their places; the aftermath of the first raid.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-10-09 3 
1977038The Raiders - Part 35Akko returns to her cadre to deliver rewards above and beyond; the slaves are seen to; preparations are made for the next sortie.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-10-17 3 
2001716The Raiders - Part 36Akko deals with her cadre members first post battle euphoria; making more deals; Dunzamn calls.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-10-23 2 
November 2017
2045553The Raiders - Part 37Akko meets with Dunzamn; Tzanzi renders her decision; the issue with Falna.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-11-06 3 
2069521The Raiders - Part 38The plans are made and revealed; the reactions to them; and a fateful meeting.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-11-14 3 
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